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I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time.
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Friendly faces everywhere.
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Humble folks
without temptation.
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Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind.
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Ample parking day or night.
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People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor!"
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Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind.
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Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy.
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Timmy, Timmy,
liv-a-la, Timmy!
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Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine.
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Shut up, you guys.
Shut up, you guys.
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Hello, Chitty Wok.
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Take order, please.
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Hello, is this City Wok?
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Yes, this Chitty Wok.
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Yes, we'd like one
order of the city beef.
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Chitty beef.
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And I'll have the city chicken.
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Chitty chicken.
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Oh, dude, look.
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It's that commercial with
the guy that lost 400 pounds
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eating at Subway sandwiches.
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He's still looking good.
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His name is Jared.
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His name is Jared.
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And he likes to eat
the sandwiches.
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Hey, fellas.
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Hey, Kenny.
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Now, gosh darn it,
my name's not Kenny.
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Kenny's dead,
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and you're all gonna have to
learn to deal with that.
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Okay, not-Kenny.
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Hey, South Park!
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You can meet Jared in person,
March 6th,
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at the Kenny McCormick
Memorial Town Square.
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Oh, boy!
Jared's coming to town!
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Dude, that's today!
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We got to get down there.
Come on, not-Kenny.
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Now, gosh darn it,
my name's not not-Kenny.
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Okay.
Come on, not not-Kenny.
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Oh, I-I'm getting steamed now!
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Hello?! Chitty Wok!
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Chitty Wok!
Take order, please!
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Excuse me.
Can we get through here?
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Hell, no! I've been saving
this spot for six hours.
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His name is Garrison,
Mr. Garrison.
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He lost 10 pounds
taking Jared's lead.
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Here he comes!
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He's still looking good.
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With all those s-sandwiches.
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Thank you all so much.
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You know, after a year of eating
delicious sub sandwiches,
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I've proven weight loss is easy!
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And I promise you I will
always be your faithful leader
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in easy weight loss.
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- All right!
- Yeah!
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That guy ate all the sandwiches
he wanted and lost weight.
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He is so cool.
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Mr. Fogle?
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Some fans wanted to see
if you'd sign their sandwich.
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Sure.
Let them in.
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Hi, kids.
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It's Jared.
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Dude, did you really lose
all that weight
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eating nothing
but sub sandwiches?
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I sure did.
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And... W-Well, I-I also had
a little help on the side.
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What kind of help?
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Well, eating sub sandwiches
was a big part of it.
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But the way that I lost
so much weight
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was that I got aides.
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- A-AIDS?
- That's right.
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I got aides about two years ago,
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and I've been losing weight
ever since.
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It's amazing how slim
you can get with aides.
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- I'll bet you can.
- Would you like to meet them?
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- Them?
- My aides.
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Scott!
Tyler!
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Scott is my personal trainer,
and Tyler is my dietitian.
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Hello!
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A-I-D-E-S aides.
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Yeah.
Hooray for aides!
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That's not really what you say
in the commercial.
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I know. You kind of have to read
the fine print at the bottom.
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It says I only ate
a half-size lean turkey sandwich
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with no mustard or mayo
or anything like that
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and then had proper diet
and exercise aides.
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But you're lying to people.
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If they knew you didn't just eat
all the sandwiches you want,
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you might not be so popular.
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Y-You think so?
Well, why should it matter?
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It matters, dude.
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That penis butt didn't lose
weight eating sub sandwiches.
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He lost weight because he ate
less of them and exercised.
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It's only in America
somebody can become famous
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because they go from being
a big fat ass
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to not being a big fat ass.
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Oh, my God, you guys.
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I think I'm having
a genius moment.
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Yes.
Yes!
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It's coming to me now.
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That... That's diarrhea.
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No. Don't you see
what this all means?
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Anybody could do what he did.
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What's to stop someone else
from going to say, City Wok,
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and cutting a deal with them...
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Say they'll eat nothing
but their Chinese food,
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but then eat only a little
tiny bit of it and exercise?
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Then City Wok could say their
food makes you lose weight.
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That's right, Stan.
It's a cash cow, I tell you.
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That's a great idea!
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Lose weight and make money.
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I tell you, this is
gonna be the greatest thing
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that Butters has ever done.
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Me?!
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Who do you think I'm talking
about, Butters... Joyce Dewitt?
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Oh, no. I thought you meant you.
Y-You're the fat one.
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I can't lose weight, Butters,
because I'm not fat.
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I'm big-boned.
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You can't slim down bones,
stupid.
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But Butters isn't fat.
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That's my whole point.
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First we fatten him up.
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Then we make the deal
with City Wok.
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- Then take the weight back off.
- He's right.
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If Butters is naturally skinny,
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he'll be able
to take the weight off faster.
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But, fellas, if I get fat,
my parents will ground me.
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Oh, come on! Just think about
how famous you'll be.
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You mean like Jared?
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Yeah, dude!
You'll be just like Jared!
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Well, the heck with that!
You said Jared was a "penis butt".
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You wouldn't be a penis butt.
You'd be famous.
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Just think about all those
people following you around,
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singing songs to you just
'cause you lost some weight.
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His name is Butters.
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It's Butters.
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Used to be fat
but not no more.
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City Wok brought him
down to a size 4.
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Now he's got lots of moneys
and girls.
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And a lifetime
of free food at City Wok.
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Christine, you know I love you
very much,
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and I-I can't wait
for the wedding.
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I love you, too, Jared.
You changed my whole life.
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Her name is Jonas,
Christine Jonas.
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She lost 40 pounds
when she met Jared and...
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I-I know, I know.
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But, uh, some young boys
were talking to me earlier,
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and they made me think
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that people might not be
so proud of my weight loss
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if they knew something.
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Jared, what's this all about?
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Christine, this probably isn't
gonna matter to you at all,
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but... I have aides.
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What?!
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Yeah, I have aides.
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I've had aides since
before we were together.
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What... What are you thinking?
Are you bummed?
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Am I bummed?!
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You've had AIDS all this time,
and you knew it?
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Well, of course I knew it.
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Why the hell
wouldn't you tell me?
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I didn't think it was
that big of a deal.
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Not that big of a deal?!
I slept with you!
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Aren't you overreacting
a little bit?
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But Jesus Christ!
We're supposed to get married!
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We can still get married,
Christine.
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Sure, they're my aides now,
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but after we get married,
they'll be our aides.
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You'll love having aides,
Christine, you really will.
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And when we have children,
they'll have aides.
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It'll make things so simple.
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Christine!
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Geez. Those boys were right.
People really don't like aides.
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I'd better tell everyone
the truth.
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Hello, there, children.
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Chef, we need Butters
to gain about 50 pounds, fast.
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Fifty pounds?
Why?
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Uh, school project.
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Well, if you want him to get
really fat as fast as possible,
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one of you
will have to marry him.
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Marry him?
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It definitely worked
for every woman I ever met.
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Oh, no, no, no!
I ain't getting married.
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My parents will ground me.
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Yeah. None of us
want to marry Butters.
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Well, how come?
What's wrong with me?
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I guess we're gonna do this
the old-fashioned way.
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Come on back, children.
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I can't eat no more.
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You have to.
Here. Have some more mayonnaise.
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Chef, we need more food.
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I'm running out, children.
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Damn it, Butters, keep eating,
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or else I'll kick your ass
till you're deader than Kenny!
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Dude, that isn't cool.
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You shouldn't joke
about Kenny being dead.
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Enough time hasn't passed.
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So how long until
we can joke about it?
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22.3 years.
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That's how long it takes
for something tragic
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to become funny.
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That's a long time to wait.
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I can't eat no more.
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I-I just keep puking it up.
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- Then eat your puke.
- No!
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Oh, come on.
Japanese girls do it.
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Ladies and gentlemen, we at
Subway are happy to inform you
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that Jared has elected to stay
in South Park
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in order to speak to you
once again!
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He's going to speak to us
once again!
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So here he is... Jared!
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He's still looking good.
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Eating them sandwiches
all the time.
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Thank you.
Thank you all.
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Subway is a healthy way to eat
fast food and lose weight!
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All right!
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But I feel like I need
to come a little clean
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about something.
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It wasn't just Subway sandwiches
that made me thin.
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The reason I was able to lose
so much weight so quickly
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was that I got aides.
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- Huh?
- Did he say "AIDS"?
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But I still want to be the
leader in a thinner America,
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and so I'm here to tell you
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that you should all go out
and get aides!
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- Oh, my God.
- Is he serious?
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Having aides is awesome!
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With aides, you can literally
watch the fat melt away.
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And with the proper mix of aides
and Subway sandwiches,
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anything is possible.
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Uh, the opinions expressed
by Mr. Fogle
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are not necessarily those
of the Subway company.
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He looks great!
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How do you feel, Butters?
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Well, k-kind of like Cartman.
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- Aah!
- Get ahold of yourself, man.
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All right.
Now it's time for phase two.
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Welcome to Chitty Wok.
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You like to try
chitty chicken today?
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Sir, we have come to offer you
the business deal of a lifetime.
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You want the chitty beef?
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No. We want to show the world
how healthy your food is.
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Our fat friend here
is going to lose 40 pounds
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eating at Chitty Wok.
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Which one?
I see two fat friend.
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The fat one.
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We're gonna take
before-and-after photos,
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and when he gets skinny
from eating your food,
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we'll show the world.
251
00:08:58,413 --> 00:08:59,289
Why?
252
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Because then you can pay us to
use our friend in commercials.
253
00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:04,044
Oh, you mean like Jared?
254
00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:05,337
Just like Jared.
255
00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:07,506
His name is Jared,
he lose some weight.
256
00:09:07,631 --> 00:09:09,466
Chitty Wok food
sure is great.
257
00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:10,801
Yeah. Okay.
That sound good.
258
00:09:10,926 --> 00:09:12,844
So, if he lose weight
eating Chitty Wok,
259
00:09:12,970 --> 00:09:14,846
I pay you to use him
in commercial.
260
00:09:14,972 --> 00:09:15,764
All right!
261
00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:18,267
Sir, we are in business.
262
00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:20,477
Jared, first of all,
263
00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:22,247
we want to say
that all of us here at Subway
264
00:09:22,271 --> 00:09:24,314
appreciate everything
you've done for our company.
265
00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:25,691
Well, I appreciate your company
266
00:09:25,816 --> 00:09:27,176
doing everything it's done
for m e.
267
00:09:27,276 --> 00:09:30,028
Yes, well, it is now
the opinion of all of us
268
00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:32,698
that perhaps it would be best
for you to take your...
269
00:09:32,823 --> 00:09:36,577
strange theories on weight loss
elsewhere.
270
00:09:36,702 --> 00:09:39,621
Excuse me...
271
00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,456
...am I being fired?
272
00:09:41,582 --> 00:09:44,042
Jared, it's just that
your new take on weight loss
273
00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:46,461
is contrary to our commitment
to good health.
274
00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:47,587
How so?
275
00:09:47,629 --> 00:09:49,548
Well, your new slogan,
for instance.
276
00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:51,967
"When it comes to fitness,
277
00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,803
Subway goes hand in hand
with AIDS."
278
00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:02,436
Name is Jared.
279
00:10:02,561 --> 00:10:05,063
He's Jared,
lost weight eating Subway.
280
00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:06,732
Now he's cold and alone.
281
00:10:06,857 --> 00:10:09,526
No one to...
Place to call his home.
282
00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:12,029
He likes sandwiches
with Philadelphia
283
00:10:12,154 --> 00:10:14,364
cream cheese.
284
00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:16,742
Come on, Butters!
You got to get skinny again!
285
00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:18,910
You are such a flabby hunk
of crap!
286
00:10:19,036 --> 00:10:21,955
Look at those jelly rolls!
Jelly rolls, I tell ya!
287
00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,582
You still got seven chins, boy!
288
00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:25,709
You'll never be thin!
Nobody loves you!
289
00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:27,127
Hey, now.
They do, too.
290
00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:29,713
My mom and dad love me
even if I am fat.
291
00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:32,066
Butters, I'm just trying to
offer some motivational help.
292
00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:34,051
- All right, then.
- Row, you fat bitch!
293
00:10:34,176 --> 00:10:36,386
Look at them jelly rolls!
Nobody loves you!
294
00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:37,888
You're not even a person!
295
00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:42,225
I never asked to be famous.
Now everyone hates me!
296
00:10:42,351 --> 00:10:44,770
I almost wish
I had never gotten aides!
297
00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:47,356
Hey. Now, come on.
What kind of talk is that?
298
00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:48,774
I'm sorry, guys, but I...
299
00:10:48,899 --> 00:10:51,443
I think I want to be aides-free
for a while.
300
00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:54,071
Come on, Jared. Lighten up.
People don't hate you.
301
00:10:54,196 --> 00:10:55,614
Maybe they're all just jealous
302
00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:58,075
that they can't afford to hire
their own aides.
303
00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:00,327
Wait a minute.
You're right!
304
00:11:00,911 --> 00:11:01,911
Yeah!
305
00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:04,748
I think I know
how to be a celebrity again!
306
00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:07,709
- Did you bring the camera?
- Yeah. We're all set.
307
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,312
Guys, I think this might be
a good time
308
00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:11,176
- to discuss some business.
- What do you mean?
309
00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:13,136
Well, when City Wok sees
how skinny Butters is,
310
00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:15,151
they're not gonna want him
to just make one commercial.
311
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,361
- They're gonna want several.
- That's true.
312
00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:18,345
Jared did like a hundred
for Subway sandwiches.
313
00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:19,906
I think we're looking at
a nonexclusive,
314
00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:21,306
two-year, 50-picture deal here.
315
00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:24,351
My calculations put that
at about $4 million.
316
00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:27,270
I think the $4 million
should be split evenly
317
00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:28,397
among the three of us,
318
00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:31,066
except that I should get a 20%
per negation fee off the gross
319
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,335
for having come up with
the idea.
320
00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,027
Butters, what the hell
are you doing?!
321
00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:34,945
Yeah!
You're still fat!
322
00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:36,780
I know.
I-I can't seem to lose it.
323
00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:38,800
But we're supposed to shoot your
commercial for City Wok today,
324
00:11:38,824 --> 00:11:39,824
you fat piece of crap!
325
00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:41,201
I don't know what to tell you.
326
00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:43,036
Losing weight is harder
than putting it on.
327
00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:45,038
No, it isn't,
stupid blubber butt!
328
00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:47,708
Did you eat only one ounce of
City Wok a day like we told you?
329
00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:49,626
Well, yeah,
but I-I don't know.
330
00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:51,002
Why are you doing this to us?
331
00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:54,506
All prepared
for liposuction surgery?
332
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:55,507
Check.
333
00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:57,050
I don't know about this, fellas.
334
00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:59,445
You're the one that screwed us
by not losing weight, Butters.
335
00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:01,012
It says here,
"The operation begins
336
00:12:01,138 --> 00:12:03,098
with a one-inch incision
in the abdomen
337
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,267
on the left side,
just above the hip."
338
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,477
Ah, so that's
right about, uh, here.
339
00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:09,354
- Oh!
- Stop your bitching, Butters!
340
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,064
God! Kenny would've took it
like a man!
341
00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:12,649
Now put one end of the tube
342
00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,484
a half an inch
into the incision.
343
00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:15,402
All righty.
344
00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:17,779
Whoa. I think this is
a bad idea, fellas.
345
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:19,030
I feel woozy.
346
00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:20,156
I think it's in.
347
00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:21,658
"The liposuction is a process
348
00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:24,494
of siphoning out
the excess fat."
349
00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:33,140
- There it goes.
- All right. It's working!
350
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,713
Oh, man,
it tastes like that, um...
351
00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:37,233
You know that creamed chipped-
beef stuff Chef makes sometimes?
352
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,176
Uh, fellas,
I don't feel very good.
353
00:12:39,301 --> 00:12:41,101
Shut up, Butters.
This is your own damn fault.
354
00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:43,972
- Everything's getting dark.
- We got to hurry this up.
355
00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:46,688
Oh, yeah. Keep doing that.
That's working good.
356
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:48,769
- He's losing weight!
- Oh! Whoa! Whoa!
357
00:12:48,894 --> 00:12:49,936
It's out of control!
358
00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:52,063
Everything's getting sparkly.
359
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:54,524
Oh, no, dude.
Butters' parents are home.
360
00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:55,984
- Oh, crap!
- Dude, bail.
361
00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,780
Butters?
Butters?!
362
00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:01,364
Mom, Dad.
363
00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:03,909
Butters, are you having
liposuction surgery?
364
00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:05,034
Tell me the truth.
365
00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:06,161
Yes, sir.
366
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,286
This is unbelievable!
367
00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:09,164
How many times have we told you
never to have
368
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,058
self-performed liposuction
surgery in our house?
369
00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:12,083
Four times, Mom.
370
00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:13,710
Well, I guess
that wasn't enough.
371
00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:15,670
You get up to your room
right now, mister.
372
00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:17,839
Yes, sir.
373
00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:23,762
Oh, don't you give us
that look, young man.
374
00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:25,138
You're gonna get it!
375
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,558
Tom, I'm standing
out front of the mayor's office,
376
00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:31,311
where the big liar Jared
is once again about to speak.
377
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:34,648
Apparently, Jared hopes to
regain his celebrity-hero status
378
00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:37,150
which was lost when he announced
that it was AIDS,
379
00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:39,778
not sub sandwiches,
that caused him to lose weight.
380
00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:40,903
Let's listen in.
381
00:13:40,946 --> 00:13:43,406
Ladies and gentlemen,
a-at first I didn't understand
382
00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:44,574
why you felt betrayed
383
00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:46,993
by the fact that my aides
helped me to lose weight.
384
00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:49,246
But now I understand
that it's because it isn't fair
385
00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:52,207
that I had aides
and most of you don't.
386
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:55,168
And so with all the money
I made from commercials,
387
00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:56,795
I have decided to start
388
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:59,172
the Aides for Everyone
Foundation!
389
00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:01,675
What?!
390
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,010
I am going to personally
see to it
391
00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:07,973
that each and every one of you
gets aides.
392
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,725
This guy's insane.
393
00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:12,227
But I won't stop there.
394
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,771
I'm gonna seek out
all the underprivileged
395
00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:16,481
and hungry children
of the world,
396
00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:19,734
and I'm going to give them aides
myself!
397
00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:21,862
You're gonna give children AIDS?
398
00:14:21,987 --> 00:14:24,614
Yes, it is my hope that every
beautiful child on this earth
399
00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:26,283
has aides by next month.
400
00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:28,285
Aides for everyone!
401
00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:31,413
Get him!
402
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,254
- Come on, Butters. Time to go.
- Go where?
403
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,815
To City Wok
so we can make our money.
404
00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:42,382
- God!
- I can't go anywhere, fellas.
405
00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:44,843
I've been grounded for having
liposuction surgery.
406
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:45,635
What?
407
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,220
I told you my parents
would be sore.
408
00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:49,389
And they said, for having
liposuction surgery,
409
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:51,349
I can't play outside
for five days.
410
00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:53,244
We just need you to come down
to City Wok real quick
411
00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:54,686
so they can see
how skinny you are.
412
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,956
You guys have already gotten me
in Dutch for getting fat,
413
00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:59,482
and then I got in double Dutch
for having liposuction.
414
00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:01,610
And now you're asking me to be
in triple Dutch?!
415
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,945
Hunh-unh.
I'll never be that Dutch.
416
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:05,614
Kenny would've done it.
417
00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:06,573
Yep.
418
00:15:06,698 --> 00:15:09,075
You guys remember
what a cool friend Kenny was?
419
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,660
He was always up
for helping us out.
420
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:12,495
Man, he was the best friend
ever.
421
00:15:12,621 --> 00:15:13,955
Look, fellas, I can't do it!
422
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,124
My mom and dad call in
every hour from work
423
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,417
to make sure I'm here.
424
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:20,462
If I don't answer the phone,
they'll know I'm up to no good.
425
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,756
All right. I'll stay here
and answer the phone for you.
426
00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:24,215
B-But you don't sound like me.
427
00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:25,800
But you don't sound like me.
428
00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:27,677
My name is Butters,
and I'm a little pussy
429
00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:29,512
who won't help his friends
make money.
430
00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:30,764
That was pretty good.
431
00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:32,116
All right. It's settled.
Come on, Butters.
432
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:35,644
Don't forget, a third
of that $4 million is mine.
433
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,738
Uh, hello?
434
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:48,490
I'm just checking in on you,
Butters.
435
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,033
He...
Do I hear the television?
436
00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:52,369
We told you no television
while you're grounded.
437
00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:54,579
Oh, gee whiz. I'm not
w-watching television, Dad.
438
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,247
I'm just laying around
jackin' it.
439
00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:57,832
Jacking it?
Jacking what?
440
00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,834
Well, my hot, spicy boner,
of course, Dad.
441
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:03,088
What?! Are you trying to get in
more trouble with that language?
442
00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:05,507
Aw, loosen up,
you bloody vaginal belch.
443
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:06,967
You are gonna get it, mister!
444
00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:08,426
You just wait till I get home!
445
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:10,136
Bring it on, queer bait.
446
00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:12,555
Ahh. Yes.
447
00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:15,225
I tell my girlfriend
I have aides, and she leaves!
448
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:18,144
I tell the world to get aides,
and they think I'm crazy!
449
00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:21,398
I offer to give aides to kids,
and everyone wants me dead!
450
00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:23,024
What's wrong with aides?!
451
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:26,444
Why doesn't anyone want me
to give them aides?!
452
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,907
There he is,
beating that dead horse!
453
00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:32,784
Get him!
454
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,789
Welcome to Chitty Wok.
Take order, please.
455
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:38,790
We have great news!
456
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:40,955
Our friend lost 40 pounds
eating your City Wok food.
457
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:43,003
Here's the before-and-after
photos.
458
00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:45,005
He lose weight
eating Chitty Wok?
459
00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:47,400
That's right, so you can pay us
to use him in your commercials,
460
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:48,967
and you'll have
your very own Jared.
461
00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:50,260
Oh, no.
No way.
462
00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:53,179
I not putting no Jared
in my Chitty Wok commercial.
463
00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:54,931
- Why not?
- Don't you know?
464
00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:56,141
Everybody hate Jared.
465
00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:58,268
He want everyone in world
to have AIDS.
466
00:16:58,393 --> 00:17:00,270
- He sick in the head.
- What?
467
00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:02,105
I no want Chitty Wok
have nothing to do
468
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,231
with Jared and his AIDS.
469
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,816
Wait.
Everyone hates Jared now?
470
00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:06,317
Yeah.
They... They gonna kill him.
471
00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:08,445
They're gonna kill Jared
downtown right now.
472
00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:11,322
Oh, come on, guys.
We got to sort this out.
473
00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:12,532
Here's some anthrax for ya.
474
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:15,118
Oh, no!
475
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:18,538
Phillip, your anthrax
has given me colon cancer!
476
00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:20,099
Your anthrax
has given m e colon cancer!
477
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:20,999
Hello.
478
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:24,544
Butters, your father called and
said you made him very upset.
479
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,463
Yeah. Well, Dad's being
a little pussy, Mom.
480
00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:29,591
Butters! Where did you get
that kind of smart mouth?
481
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,342
Not from you dumb-asses.
That's for sure.
482
00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:33,928
Oh! You just wait
till I get home, mister!
483
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:37,474
I'll be waiting with bells on,
you old horse-bangin' skank.
484
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,685
Hey!
That's some anthrax over there!
485
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:50,487
Why did I ever do
those stupid commercials?
486
00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:52,405
All right, Jared,
you sick pervert.
487
00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:54,657
Do you have anything to say
before you die?
488
00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:57,285
Wait!
You're all making a mistake!
489
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,621
Stay back, children!
Jared wants to give you AIDS!
490
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:02,373
No! You don't understand.
Jared doesn't have AIDS AIDS.
491
00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:04,250
He has assistants... two guys
492
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,503
that help him lose weight
that he calls his "aides."
493
00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:11,007
You mean Jared's aides
are like my aides?
494
00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:12,258
Yes!
495
00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:14,302
Y-You mean you all thought...
496
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:15,929
Oh, my gosh!
497
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:17,764
Oh, boy, do I feel stupid.
498
00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:19,557
Oh, we're so sorry, Jared.
499
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,935
No, no. I-It was my fault.
I can't believe I-I...
500
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:24,229
I didn't even think of what
I was saying.
501
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:27,190
So he was saying children should
have help like he had.
502
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:28,483
Yeah!
503
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:31,986
This has got to be about the
biggest misunderstanding ever!
504
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:34,489
Oh, my God!
505
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,075
I told my girlfriend
I wanted her to share my aides!
506
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,202
Oh, no wonder she left!
507
00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:43,039
Can... Can you imagine
what we thought
508
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:45,458
when you said
"Aides for Everyone Foundation"?
509
00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:48,586
Oh, brother!
510
00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:51,589
H-Hey. We're all laughing.
511
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:56,010
Oh, hey, yeah. We... We would've
never laughed about this before.
512
00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:58,138
Well, don't you see
what this means?
513
00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:03,226
It's been 22.3 years, so...
AIDS is finally funny!
514
00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:06,604
He's right.
It's happened.
515
00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:09,649
Hey, everybody!
AIDS is finally funny!
516
00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:10,567
All right!
517
00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:12,861
- Whoo-hoo!
- Hooray!
518
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:15,613
I knew it would be funny
one day!
519
00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:17,407
AIDS!
520
00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:19,868
Then it's time.
We can undo the banner.
521
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:30,170
Tom, I'm standing
in the town square,
522
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:32,088
where just moments ago
it was declared
523
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:34,299
that AIDS can finally
be joked about.
524
00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:36,301
What a great day for humanity.
525
00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:38,094
AIDS quilt.
526
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:40,555
Oh, boy, this fantastic.
527
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,432
I so glad AIDS is funny now.
528
00:19:42,557 --> 00:19:45,059
Okay. So now do you want to use
our friend in your commercials?
529
00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:47,437
Sure. Okay.
I pay you 15 dollar.
530
00:19:47,562 --> 00:19:50,106
15 dollar?
But Jared got millions.
531
00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:51,941
Hey, I not Subway.
I Chitty Wok.
532
00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:53,860
Chitty Wok don't have
million dollar.
533
00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:55,570
Oh, God damn it!
534
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,071
Just forget the whole thing,
then!
535
00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:57,947
Okay.
536
00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,283
Hey, you kids know
why chicken cross the road?
537
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:01,993
- Why?
- 'Cause it had AIDS.
538
00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:05,997
AIDS so funny.
539
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:07,332
Well, so much for our money.
540
00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:09,542
Yeah, but you know,
I've learned something today.
541
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:11,937
It would've been wrong for us
to exploit Butters' weight loss
542
00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:13,772
because lots of fat people
would've believed it
543
00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:16,341
and eaten a ton of Chinese food
instead of dieting properly.
544
00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:17,466
They'd still be fat,
545
00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:19,486
and we'd be responsible
for their shattered dreams.
546
00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:21,930
Yeah. I don't like
shattering fat peoples' dreams.
547
00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:23,348
Besides, I'd get grounded.
548
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:26,559
Oh, Jesus!
I'm supposed to be grounded!
549
00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:29,187
There you are, Butters!
550
00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:30,772
Are my mom and dad
back home yet?
551
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,917
No, but they're due any minute.
C'mon, you're just in time!
552
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:33,650
Oh, boy!
553
00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:36,486
Mom and Dad didn't find out
I left the house, did they?
554
00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:37,771
No.
I totally covered for you.
555
00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:39,381
They completely believed
I was you on the phone.
556
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:40,573
Oh, g-goody!
557
00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:41,978
I drew some pictures with crayon
558
00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:43,302
so it looked like you were here
all day.
559
00:20:43,326 --> 00:20:44,720
I ate a little food
so it looked like you ate.
560
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,162
- And I fed your cat.
- Perfect.
561
00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:48,706
I'd better get out of here
before they get back.
562
00:20:48,831 --> 00:20:50,583
Hey, Eric?
563
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:53,419
Thanks for covering for me.
You're a real pal.
564
00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:56,256
Butters, it was my pleasure.
565
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:17,819
Hi, Mom and Dad!
566
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:20,571
Don't you "Hi, Mom
and Dad" us, you little punk!
567
00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:21,739
Ow! Dad!
568
00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:24,367
You don't even know the trouble you're in!
569
00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:25,743
What'd I do?! What'd I do?!
570
00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:27,203
Do you think you're tough now?!
571
00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:29,038
Answer me!
572
00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:30,373
Oh, man, if I was older,
573
00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:33,042
I would totally start
jacking off right now.
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