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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,304 --> 00:00:02,827 - I'M HANK. 2 00:00:02,871 --> 00:00:04,482 I WAS YOUR TYPICAL EMERGENCY ROOM DOCTOR 3 00:00:04,525 --> 00:00:05,918 UNTIL I GOT FIRED. 4 00:00:05,961 --> 00:00:07,094 - YOU LET A BILLIONAIRE HOSPITAL TRUSTEE DIE 5 00:00:07,136 --> 00:00:08,964 TO SAVE SOME KID OFF THE STREET. 6 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,836 - I MADE A JUDGMENT CALL. - YOU MADE A MISTAKE. 7 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:12,054 - THIS IS MY BROTHER. 8 00:00:12,099 --> 00:00:13,273 I'M EVAN R. LAWSON, C.P.A. 9 00:00:13,317 --> 00:00:14,579 HE TOOK ME AWAY FROM MY TROUBLES 10 00:00:14,622 --> 00:00:17,539 AND TO THE HAMPTONS. 11 00:00:17,582 --> 00:00:18,800 AND SUDDENLY, I HAD A CHANCE 12 00:00:18,844 --> 00:00:20,280 TO BECOME A WHOLE NEW KIND OF DOCTOR. 13 00:00:20,324 --> 00:00:22,978 IT TURNS OUT THE WEALTHY AND NOT SO WEALTHY OUT HERE 14 00:00:23,022 --> 00:00:26,286 COULD USE A GUY WHO MAKES HOUSE CALLS. 15 00:00:26,329 --> 00:00:29,332 SO I GOT A SECOND CHANCE TO DO WHAT I DO BEST. 16 00:00:42,911 --> 00:00:44,478 - WHA... 17 00:00:44,521 --> 00:00:45,914 - CAN I HELP YOU? 18 00:00:45,957 --> 00:00:47,264 - IT'S AN ABOMINATION, WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 19 00:00:47,307 --> 00:00:49,091 YOU CAN'T SEPARATE AN EGG FROM A YOLK. 20 00:00:49,136 --> 00:00:51,399 IT'S LIKE SEPARATING THE EARTH FROM THE MOON 21 00:00:51,442 --> 00:00:53,530 OR THUNDER FROM LIGHTNING OR HALL FROM OATES. 22 00:00:53,575 --> 00:00:55,054 - YOU JUST COMPARED DARYL HALL TO THE EARTH. 23 00:00:55,097 --> 00:00:56,447 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT TASTE? 24 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:58,057 AND EGG WHITES HAPPEN TO BE LOADED WITH PROTEIN, 25 00:00:58,100 --> 00:00:59,841 LOW IN CALORIES, HAVE NO FAT, AND-- 26 00:00:59,884 --> 00:01:01,060 - TASTE LIKE IT. 27 00:01:01,103 --> 00:01:02,670 -OH. - WHAT ARE YOU DO-- 28 00:01:02,713 --> 00:01:03,846 IN THE BOWL, HANK. 29 00:01:03,889 --> 00:01:05,760 THE GOAL IS TO GET THE EGG IN THE BOWL. 30 00:01:05,804 --> 00:01:07,240 - LOOK, I SPENT YEARS AT A JOB 31 00:01:07,284 --> 00:01:09,111 WHERE I HAD TO SCRUB IN AND OUT COUNTLESS TIMES A DAY. 32 00:01:09,156 --> 00:01:11,027 I'M MESSY AT HOME BECAUSE I CAN BE. 33 00:01:11,070 --> 00:01:12,028 - OH... - LOOK, I'LL CLEAN UP. 34 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,028 - OH, REALLY, YOU'LL CLEAN UP 35 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,117 LIKE YOU CLEAN UP YOUR CLOTHES 36 00:01:14,161 --> 00:01:15,204 OR THE TOWEL ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR? 37 00:01:15,248 --> 00:01:16,640 - WHO ARE YOU? 38 00:01:16,685 --> 00:01:17,816 - ALL I'M SAYING IS, IT'S BEEN REALLY GREAT 39 00:01:17,859 --> 00:01:18,948 LIVING WITH YOU AGAIN, YOU KNOW. 40 00:01:18,990 --> 00:01:20,384 IT'S LIKE OLD TIMES-- SHARING A PLACE 41 00:01:20,427 --> 00:01:21,385 WITH MY BIG BROTHER AND THE BONDING AND EVERYTHING-- 42 00:01:21,429 --> 00:01:22,603 - WAIT FOR IT, HERE IT COMES. 43 00:01:22,646 --> 00:01:24,344 - BUT YOU ARE THE BIGGEST SLOB 44 00:01:24,388 --> 00:01:25,650 I'VE EVER MET IN MY LIFE. 45 00:01:25,694 --> 00:01:27,260 - SO I MAKE A MESS. I CLEAN IT UP. 46 00:01:27,304 --> 00:01:29,001 - NO, YOU MAKE A MESS AND I CLEAN IT UP. 47 00:01:29,045 --> 00:01:30,394 - WHAT DOES IT MATTER? IT'S OUR HOME. 48 00:01:30,438 --> 00:01:32,656 - IT MATTERS BECAUSE "A," YOU'RE A SLOB, AND "B," 49 00:01:32,700 --> 00:01:34,703 IT'S NOT JUST OUR HOME, 50 00:01:34,746 --> 00:01:36,008 BUT IT'S ALSO GONNA BE OUR OFFICE. 51 00:01:36,051 --> 00:01:38,228 HANKMED'S WORKSTATION. 52 00:01:38,271 --> 00:01:39,533 CHECK IT OUT, I MADE A BLUEPRINT. 53 00:01:39,576 --> 00:01:40,926 OKAY, SO I'VE DIVIDED THE SPACE INTO QUADRANTS. 54 00:01:40,969 --> 00:01:42,145 - QUADRANTS? - IT'S FOUR PARTS. 55 00:01:42,188 --> 00:01:43,364 - I KNOW WHAT A QUADRANT IS. 56 00:01:43,406 --> 00:01:44,408 - WORK ENVIRONMENT IN QUADRANT ONE. 57 00:01:44,451 --> 00:01:45,670 SLEEPING QUARTERS IN QUADRANT TWO. 58 00:01:45,713 --> 00:01:46,540 - STOP SAYING QUADRANT. - WET BAR IN QUAD-- 59 00:01:46,584 --> 00:01:47,542 WET BAR OVER HERE. 60 00:01:47,585 --> 00:01:49,239 - WET BAR? - YEAH, WET BAR. 61 00:01:49,283 --> 00:01:50,414 THAT'S PRETTY COOL, RIGHT? IT'S WHAT PEOPLE DO OUT HERE. 62 00:01:50,457 --> 00:01:52,241 - WHAT, GET SOUSED? - YEAH, BASICALLY. 63 00:01:52,286 --> 00:01:56,115 [phone vibrates] 64 00:01:56,158 --> 00:01:57,246 YOU GONNA GET THAT? 65 00:01:57,290 --> 00:01:59,031 - I... 66 00:01:59,075 --> 00:02:01,643 - AH, AH, AH. WORK BEFORE FOOD. 67 00:02:01,686 --> 00:02:03,427 - THIS IS HANK. 68 00:02:03,471 --> 00:02:06,168 HI. OF COURSE. 69 00:02:06,212 --> 00:02:08,170 JUST TEXT ME THE ADDRESS. OKAY. 70 00:02:08,215 --> 00:02:09,520 - EH? - I JUST... 71 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:11,740 - NO. NO. 72 00:02:13,915 --> 00:02:15,134 HAVE FUN. 73 00:02:28,408 --> 00:02:30,150 - HEY. - HEY. 74 00:02:30,193 --> 00:02:31,237 - EVERYTHING OKAY? 75 00:02:31,281 --> 00:02:32,281 - YEAH. FOLLOW ME. 76 00:02:32,325 --> 00:02:33,413 - SURE. WHAT'S UP? 77 00:02:33,456 --> 00:02:34,588 - GOOD MORNING. 78 00:02:34,632 --> 00:02:37,287 - JUST PLAY ALONG. 79 00:02:37,331 --> 00:02:40,463 - DR. LAWSON. SHEILA MONTGOMERY. 80 00:02:40,508 --> 00:02:41,725 SO GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT. 81 00:02:41,770 --> 00:02:42,858 - ME TOO. 82 00:02:42,901 --> 00:02:44,251 - FROM WHAT JILL TELLS ME, 83 00:02:44,293 --> 00:02:46,557 YOU AND THIS TURN-KEY, CENTER HALL MODERN COLONIAL 84 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:47,906 ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER. 85 00:02:47,949 --> 00:02:49,560 - I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE SO FAMILIAR 86 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:50,996 WITH MY ARCHITECTURAL LEANINGS. 87 00:02:51,039 --> 00:02:53,259 - I SURPRISE PEOPLE. 88 00:02:53,302 --> 00:02:56,045 - DR. LAWSON, ALLOW ME TO SHOW YOU THE GREAT ROOM. 89 00:02:56,087 --> 00:02:58,177 - I-I DON'T WANT TO WASTE YOUR TIME, 90 00:02:58,221 --> 00:02:59,353 BUT, UH...WHAT? 91 00:02:59,396 --> 00:03:02,355 I'M NOT REALLY A BIG GREAT ROOM MAN. 92 00:03:02,399 --> 00:03:04,052 BUT... 93 00:03:04,096 --> 00:03:07,795 THIS, HOWEVER, IS TRULY 94 00:03:07,838 --> 00:03:09,057 A GREATGREAT ROOM. 95 00:03:09,100 --> 00:03:10,233 ONE OF THE GREATEST. 96 00:03:10,276 --> 00:03:11,495 AND IT'S REALLY, UH, GREAT. 97 00:03:11,538 --> 00:03:12,843 SORRY TO PRY. 98 00:03:12,888 --> 00:03:14,411 I COULDN'T HELP, UM, BUT NOTICE. 99 00:03:14,455 --> 00:03:15,933 WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR ARM? 100 00:03:15,978 --> 00:03:18,240 - OH, UH, BURNED MYSELF TAKING COOKIES OUT OF THE OVEN. 101 00:03:18,284 --> 00:03:20,025 OCCUPATIONAL HAZARD. 102 00:03:20,068 --> 00:03:21,504 IT'S A LITTLE REALTOR TRICK. 103 00:03:21,549 --> 00:03:24,290 BEFORE YOU SHOW A PLACE, BAKE FRESH COOKIES. 104 00:03:24,334 --> 00:03:26,031 IT MAKES A HOUSE SMELL LIKE A HOME. 105 00:03:26,074 --> 00:03:28,295 - OH, WELL, THAT EXPLAINS MY SUDDEN CRAVING 106 00:03:28,337 --> 00:03:29,774 FOR A GLASS OF MILK. 107 00:03:29,818 --> 00:03:31,341 DID YOU SEE A DOCTOR ABOUT THAT? 108 00:03:31,384 --> 00:03:32,473 - OH, DON'T WORRY, HANK. 109 00:03:32,515 --> 00:03:33,822 SHEILA'S ON TOP OF IT. 110 00:03:33,865 --> 00:03:35,215 SHE HAS TO BE AS A DIABETIC. 111 00:03:35,258 --> 00:03:37,347 - DIABETIC? 112 00:03:37,390 --> 00:03:38,913 UH, YOU REALLY SHOULD SEE YOUR DOCTOR. 113 00:03:38,956 --> 00:03:40,263 GET THAT LOOKED AT. - I WILL. 114 00:03:40,307 --> 00:03:42,003 I JUST HAVE A FULL DAY OF POTENTIAL RENTERS. 115 00:03:42,046 --> 00:03:44,397 - IF YOU LEAVE THAT WOUND UNTREATED, 116 00:03:44,441 --> 00:03:45,312 IT COULD GET VERY SERIOUS. 117 00:03:45,354 --> 00:03:47,401 - YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 118 00:03:47,444 --> 00:03:48,924 LET ME SHOW YOU THE MASTER BEDROOM. 119 00:03:48,966 --> 00:03:50,229 - LITTLE DOCTOR TRICK. 120 00:03:50,272 --> 00:03:51,926 WHEN YOU'RE A DOCTOR WITH A BUSY DIABETIC 121 00:03:51,969 --> 00:03:54,973 WHO HAS AN UNTREATED BURN, YOU TREAT IT. 122 00:03:55,016 --> 00:03:57,585 I WANT YOU TO SHOWER THE WOUND, USING SOAP, 123 00:03:57,627 --> 00:03:59,804 THREE TO FOUR TIMES A DAY. 124 00:03:59,848 --> 00:04:01,414 MAKE SURE YOU PAT IT DRY 125 00:04:01,457 --> 00:04:04,068 AND COVER IT WITH A CLEAN BANDAGE. 126 00:04:04,112 --> 00:04:06,070 IF IT STARTS LOOKING RED OR PUS-Y, 127 00:04:06,115 --> 00:04:07,681 I WANT YOU TO CALL ME IMMEDIATELY. 128 00:04:07,724 --> 00:04:08,682 AND WATCH YOUR SUGARS, OKAY? 129 00:04:08,725 --> 00:04:10,162 - THANKS. 130 00:04:10,205 --> 00:04:12,425 ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE THE BASEMENT? 131 00:04:12,468 --> 00:04:13,687 IT WAS JUST RENOVATED. 132 00:04:13,730 --> 00:04:15,342 - HANK HAS TO GET BACK TO WORK. - YES, I DO. 133 00:04:15,384 --> 00:04:16,603 - THEN PROMISE ME 134 00:04:16,646 --> 00:04:18,300 YOU'LL COME BACK AND SEE THE HOUSE AT SUNSET. 135 00:04:18,345 --> 00:04:19,475 - OH, I DON'T-- 136 00:04:19,519 --> 00:04:21,129 - IT'S MAGICAL THEN. - IT IS? 137 00:04:21,173 --> 00:04:22,523 - KEY'S UNDER THE MAT. 138 00:04:22,565 --> 00:04:24,786 BRING A BOTTLE OF WINE. 139 00:04:24,829 --> 00:04:27,310 I GUARANTEE IT'S THE MOST ROMANTIC VIEW IN THE HAMPTONS. 140 00:04:27,353 --> 00:04:29,834 - HOW CAN I SAY NO TO THAT? 141 00:04:29,877 --> 00:04:31,966 WHY DID I SAY YES TO THAT? 142 00:04:32,009 --> 00:04:33,360 - BECAUSE YOU ARE A GOOD GUY. 143 00:04:33,403 --> 00:04:35,274 - [laughs] AND WHO IS SHE AGAIN? 144 00:04:35,317 --> 00:04:36,492 - SHEILA'S A NEIGHBOR. 145 00:04:36,536 --> 00:04:38,189 HER COBRA COVERAGE RAN OUT, 146 00:04:38,233 --> 00:04:40,889 AND I OFFERED TO HELP, BUT SHE'S TOO PROUD. 147 00:04:40,932 --> 00:04:42,324 THANKS FOR COMING. 148 00:04:42,369 --> 00:04:44,457 AND, UH, BEING SO COOL. 149 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:46,372 - COOL? - MM-HMM. 150 00:04:46,415 --> 00:04:48,461 - OH, THAT'S ME, YOU KNOW. MISTER COOL. 151 00:04:48,504 --> 00:04:49,593 [both laugh] 152 00:04:49,637 --> 00:04:51,725 NO, NO, LOOK. I'M HAPPY TO DO IT. 153 00:04:51,769 --> 00:04:53,161 JUST GIVE ME A LITTLE WARNING NEXT TIME. 154 00:04:53,204 --> 00:04:55,338 MY PLAYING ALONG SKILLS ARE STILL COMING ALONG. 155 00:04:55,382 --> 00:04:57,340 - WELL, HOPEFULLY, THERE WON'T BE A NEXT TIME. 156 00:04:57,384 --> 00:04:59,821 I'M SENDING LETTERS TO ALL THE PATIENTS 157 00:04:59,863 --> 00:05:01,343 WHO'VE BEEN FROZEN OUT OF THE HOSPITAL 158 00:05:01,387 --> 00:05:03,564 LETTING THEM KNOW THAT THE HAMPTONS FREE CLINIC 159 00:05:03,607 --> 00:05:05,305 IS ON SCHEDULE TO OPEN IN THE FALL. 160 00:05:05,348 --> 00:05:06,567 - CONGRATULATIONS. 161 00:05:06,610 --> 00:05:08,002 - YEAH, THANK YOU. 162 00:05:08,045 --> 00:05:10,658 - FOR SOME REASON, I FIND MYSELF CRAVING 163 00:05:10,701 --> 00:05:13,050 CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES. 164 00:05:13,095 --> 00:05:14,704 YOU WANNA GRAB A BITE TO EAT? 165 00:05:14,749 --> 00:05:16,490 - I ONLY HAVE 30 MINUTES TILL MY NEXT MEETING. 166 00:05:16,533 --> 00:05:17,577 - WE'LL TAKE BIG BITES. 167 00:05:17,620 --> 00:05:18,795 [phone rings] 168 00:05:18,839 --> 00:05:20,754 OOH. 169 00:05:20,798 --> 00:05:22,713 HEY, DIVYA. 170 00:05:22,757 --> 00:05:24,062 WHAT TIME IS IT? 171 00:05:24,105 --> 00:05:26,194 OKAY, OKAY. 172 00:05:26,237 --> 00:05:27,326 RAIN CHECK? 173 00:05:27,370 --> 00:05:29,502 - WE'LL SEE. 174 00:05:31,026 --> 00:05:32,331 - WE'LL SEE. 175 00:05:39,382 --> 00:05:41,471 HEY, GUYS. 176 00:05:41,514 --> 00:05:43,343 SORRY I'M LATE. 177 00:05:43,386 --> 00:05:46,519 - WOW, RULE NUMBER ONE OF CONCIERGE DOCTORING, HANK: 178 00:05:46,562 --> 00:05:48,303 YOU DON'T KEEP THE RICH PEOPLE WAITING. 179 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:49,478 - GOOD TO KNOW. 180 00:05:49,523 --> 00:05:50,524 - YEAH, ACTUALLY, COME TO THINK OF IT, 181 00:05:50,567 --> 00:05:52,394 CONCIERGE DOCTORS IN THE HAMPTONS, 182 00:05:52,439 --> 00:05:54,963 BY DEFINITION, ARE REQUIRED TO BE ARROGANT, 183 00:05:55,005 --> 00:05:56,659 BORING, AND QUICK TO SCOPE OUT LIBBY 184 00:05:56,704 --> 00:05:57,879 WHEN SHE'S IN A BIKINI. 185 00:05:57,922 --> 00:05:59,880 - CUT ME SOME SLACK, I'M NEW AT THIS. 186 00:05:59,923 --> 00:06:01,273 BUT ALSO GOOD TO KNOW. 187 00:06:01,317 --> 00:06:03,362 - YOU SEEM TO LACK ALL OF THOSE QUALITIES. 188 00:06:03,406 --> 00:06:05,016 - WOW, THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH. 189 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:06,975 - OKAY, SHALL WE REMOVE THE SUTURES? 190 00:06:07,017 --> 00:06:08,367 - YES. 191 00:06:08,411 --> 00:06:10,456 UH, SHOULD WE JUST DO IT OUT HERE? 192 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:11,893 - I DON'T SEE WHY NOT. 193 00:06:11,935 --> 00:06:15,375 - THIS WILL BE MY FIRST SUTURE EXTRACTION POOLSIDE. 194 00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:17,855 HUH, THE SURGEON DID NICE WORK. 195 00:06:17,899 --> 00:06:19,596 - HE WAS UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE. 196 00:06:19,639 --> 00:06:21,468 - WHY, WAS YOUR FATHER STANDING OVER HIM? 197 00:06:21,511 --> 00:06:23,512 - NO, I WAS. 198 00:06:23,557 --> 00:06:25,427 - IMAGINE BEING MOZART'S PIANO TUNER, 199 00:06:25,471 --> 00:06:26,689 BUT THEN MORE STRESSFUL THAN THAT. 200 00:06:26,733 --> 00:06:27,951 - I GUESS YOUR DAD DIDN'T VISIT? 201 00:06:27,995 --> 00:06:30,476 RIGHT. BUSY MAN. 202 00:06:30,519 --> 00:06:31,694 - WE'RE ALL BUSY, HANK. 203 00:06:31,738 --> 00:06:33,435 - ALL RIGHT, YOU MAY FEEL A LITTLE PULL. 204 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:36,004 - I'LL LIVE. 205 00:06:36,047 --> 00:06:37,613 - TUCKER. 206 00:06:37,658 --> 00:06:40,312 WE NEVER RECEIVED YOUR FATHER'S SIGNED FORM OF CONSENT. 207 00:06:40,355 --> 00:06:41,574 - I'D BE HAPPY TO FORGE ONE. 208 00:06:41,617 --> 00:06:42,879 - YOU REALLY SHOULD SEE HIS FORGERIES. 209 00:06:42,923 --> 00:06:44,447 - THEY ARE WORKS OF ART. - YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 210 00:06:44,490 --> 00:06:45,795 HOW ABOUT WE GET AN ORIGINAL? 211 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:48,189 - YEAH, JUST AS SOON AS DAD GETS BACK. 212 00:06:48,233 --> 00:06:49,538 - OH, THERE'S A RETIREMENT PARTY THIS AFTERNOON 213 00:06:49,582 --> 00:06:51,454 MR. BRYANT IS INVITED TO, 214 00:06:51,497 --> 00:06:53,064 AND TUCKER HAS TO REPRESENT THE FAMILY. 215 00:06:53,108 --> 00:06:54,456 YOU GUYS WANNA COME? 216 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:56,459 - RETIREMENT PARTY? SOUNDS LIKE A CAN'T-MISS. 217 00:06:56,502 --> 00:06:58,026 UNFORTUNATELY, I'LL MISS IT. 218 00:06:58,069 --> 00:06:59,113 [Tucker laughs] 219 00:06:59,156 --> 00:07:01,158 OKAY, YOU'RE ALL DONE. 220 00:07:01,202 --> 00:07:02,247 - HANK, IT MIGHT BE A GOOD THING FOR US TO GO. 221 00:07:02,290 --> 00:07:03,466 - IN WHAT WAY WOULD IT BE GOOD 222 00:07:03,509 --> 00:07:04,901 FOR US TO GO TO A RETIREMENT PARTY? 223 00:07:04,946 --> 00:07:06,425 - COME ON, HANK. OLD PEOPLE? 224 00:07:06,468 --> 00:07:08,471 HIGH INCOMES, HIGHER BLOOD PRESSURE. 225 00:07:08,514 --> 00:07:09,471 IT'S YOUR PRIME DEMO. 226 00:07:09,516 --> 00:07:11,648 - HANK, THE KID'S RIGHT. 227 00:07:12,910 --> 00:07:15,129 - WHO'S THE RETIREE? 228 00:07:23,617 --> 00:07:26,576 [The Blue Van's Independence] 229 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:28,273 ♪ 230 00:07:28,317 --> 00:07:33,016 ♪ MY INDEPENDENCE WENT AWAY 231 00:07:33,060 --> 00:07:37,500 ♪ I DIDN'T LISTEN WHEN IT SAID ♪ 232 00:07:37,543 --> 00:07:39,937 ♪ RELY ON YOURSELF 233 00:07:39,980 --> 00:07:42,331 ♪ TRUSTING SOMEONE ELSE 234 00:07:42,374 --> 00:07:46,509 ♪ IS A PATH FOR THE SILENT GHOST ♪ 235 00:07:46,552 --> 00:07:49,163 ♪ 236 00:07:53,821 --> 00:07:55,213 - WELL, I'M READY TO LEAVE. 237 00:07:55,257 --> 00:07:56,867 - WE JUST GOT HERE. 238 00:07:56,911 --> 00:07:57,999 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 239 00:07:58,042 --> 00:07:59,261 I'M ACTUALLY WITH HANK ON THIS ONE. 240 00:07:59,303 --> 00:08:02,132 THE AVERAGE AGE HERE IS DEAD. 241 00:08:17,627 --> 00:08:19,019 - EVERYONE, PLEASE. 242 00:08:19,062 --> 00:08:22,065 WELCOME TESS PREMOLI AS SHE PREMIERES FOR US 243 00:08:22,110 --> 00:08:24,067 WHAT WILL BE HER FINAL PIECE 244 00:08:24,112 --> 00:08:26,201 WITH THE SAN FRANCISCO BALLET NEXT SUNDAY. 245 00:08:26,244 --> 00:08:27,550 - BALLERINAS. 246 00:08:27,593 --> 00:08:29,987 [applause] 247 00:08:30,031 --> 00:08:31,988 - WAIT A MOMENT. 248 00:08:32,033 --> 00:08:33,381 THAT'S THE RETIREE? 249 00:08:33,424 --> 00:08:36,080 [classical music] 250 00:08:36,124 --> 00:08:44,131 ♪ 251 00:08:45,524 --> 00:08:48,528 [applause] 252 00:08:51,705 --> 00:08:53,489 - THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 253 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,230 - SHE CERTAINLY IS. 254 00:08:55,273 --> 00:08:57,971 HOTTEST CARD-CARRYING MEMBER OF THE A.A.R.P. I'VE EVER SEEN. 255 00:08:58,014 --> 00:08:59,451 - PLUS, AS A RETIRED PERSON, 256 00:08:59,495 --> 00:09:01,105 IT WON'T COST AS MUCH TO TAKE HER TO THE MOVIES. 257 00:09:01,149 --> 00:09:03,325 - FORGET IT. I CALL DIBS, OKAY? 258 00:09:03,368 --> 00:09:04,979 ANY HOT BALLERINA IS ALL MINE. 259 00:09:05,022 --> 00:09:06,980 THAT'S ONE OF MY GROUND RULES. 260 00:09:07,024 --> 00:09:09,113 ANYWAY, YOURS IS OVER THERE. 261 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:13,596 - WHO IS THAT GUY JILL'S TALKING TO? 262 00:09:13,639 --> 00:09:15,163 - NOT YOU. 263 00:09:15,206 --> 00:09:17,469 [classical music] 264 00:09:17,513 --> 00:09:19,514 - I WOULD LOVE TO HELP YOU OUT, BUT I'M SORRY. 265 00:09:19,558 --> 00:09:20,821 - YOU'VE ALREADY--WAIT! 266 00:09:20,864 --> 00:09:22,865 DON'T WALK AWAY. I'M NOT FINISHED WITH THIS. 267 00:09:22,909 --> 00:09:25,565 - I AM NOT GONNA HAVE THIS DISCUSSION HERE. 268 00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:28,131 - THIS CONVERSATION IS NOT OVER. 269 00:09:30,961 --> 00:09:32,222 - HI. 270 00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:33,136 HOW'S YOUR NEIGHBOR? 271 00:09:33,181 --> 00:09:34,661 - SHEILA? 272 00:09:34,703 --> 00:09:37,140 SHE'S OKAY. 273 00:09:37,184 --> 00:09:39,230 BETTER. 274 00:09:39,274 --> 00:09:40,187 - ARE YOU OKAY? 275 00:09:40,230 --> 00:09:42,451 - MM! 276 00:09:42,494 --> 00:09:44,192 I'M FINE. 277 00:09:44,235 --> 00:09:46,368 - MAYBE YOU SHOULD, UH, SLOW DOWN THERE. 278 00:09:46,411 --> 00:09:50,067 - NOW THAT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE. 279 00:09:50,110 --> 00:09:52,374 - THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 280 00:09:52,417 --> 00:09:54,681 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 281 00:09:54,724 --> 00:09:57,509 VERY HAPPY. THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. 282 00:09:57,552 --> 00:10:00,600 THANK YOU. 283 00:10:00,643 --> 00:10:03,471 - UH...OUTSTANDING WORK. 284 00:10:03,514 --> 00:10:05,168 HAVING SAT THROUGH THE NUTCRACKER 285 00:10:05,212 --> 00:10:08,042 EVERY CHRISTMAS SINCE I WAS, LIKE, THREE, 286 00:10:08,085 --> 00:10:10,043 UH, I CAN SAY THAT WITH FULL CONFIDENCE. 287 00:10:10,086 --> 00:10:12,350 - HAVING PLAYED MY SHARE OF SUGAR PLUM FAIRIES, 288 00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:13,524 I CAN SAY THANK YOU. 289 00:10:13,568 --> 00:10:14,525 [Evan laughs] 290 00:10:14,570 --> 00:10:16,136 - EVAN R. LAWSON. 291 00:10:16,179 --> 00:10:17,616 UH, C.F.O. OF HANKMED. 292 00:10:18,966 --> 00:10:21,750 AND SO MUCH MORE. 293 00:10:21,794 --> 00:10:22,970 - [clears throat] EXCUSE ME. 294 00:10:23,013 --> 00:10:25,145 - SO, YEAH. - EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME--HI. 295 00:10:25,188 --> 00:10:27,495 - FEEL THIS. 296 00:10:27,538 --> 00:10:29,323 SILK. 297 00:10:29,366 --> 00:10:32,153 HOW MUCH YOU THINK THIS BENEFIT COSTS? 298 00:10:32,196 --> 00:10:34,415 - UH, I DON'T KNOW. A LOT. 299 00:10:34,459 --> 00:10:38,028 - TWICE THAT. AT LEAST. 300 00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:39,725 DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THESE THINGS RUN? 301 00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:41,292 - I DON'T. - I DO. 302 00:10:41,336 --> 00:10:43,554 SEE, WE'VE THROWN PARTIES AT THE HOSPITAL. 303 00:10:43,599 --> 00:10:45,121 WE GET POLYESTER. 304 00:10:45,165 --> 00:10:46,994 HE MIGHT AS WELL JUST BURN THE MONEY. 305 00:10:47,037 --> 00:10:48,604 - WHAT HAPPENED WITH THAT MAN? 306 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,692 - WHAT MAN? 307 00:10:50,736 --> 00:10:52,086 - THE ONE WHO APPARENTLY DARED YOU 308 00:10:52,129 --> 00:10:53,173 TO CHUG THREE GLASSES OF WINE BEFORE HE GOT BACK 309 00:10:53,216 --> 00:10:54,261 OR THERE'D BE TROUBLE. 310 00:10:54,304 --> 00:10:56,698 UH, OR IS THAT NONE OF MY BUSINESS? 311 00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:58,265 - BINGO. - GOT IT. 312 00:10:58,308 --> 00:11:00,094 - HEY. - HEY. 313 00:11:00,136 --> 00:11:01,572 TUCKER, LIBBY, JILL. 314 00:11:01,616 --> 00:11:03,226 - HI, JILL. - JILL, TUCKER, LIBBY. 315 00:11:03,270 --> 00:11:04,315 - HI, JILL. 316 00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:05,447 WE'RE GONNA GO GRAB A BITE TO EAT. 317 00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:07,144 - IT'S WALL-TO-WALL FOOD HERE. 318 00:11:07,187 --> 00:11:10,104 - YES, BUT NO ONE CAN TELL ME IF THE TUNA IS FARMED OR WILD. 319 00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:13,193 FARMED HAS, ON AVERAGE, FIVE TIMES LESS OMEGA-3S 320 00:11:13,236 --> 00:11:15,196 AND IS, LIKE, THREE TIMES HIGHER IN MERCURY. 321 00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:17,414 AND THEY CAN'T SAY WHETHER THE GRAPES WERE GROWN 322 00:11:17,458 --> 00:11:19,113 WITH OR WITHOUT PESTICIDES. 323 00:11:19,155 --> 00:11:21,331 WE'RE TALKING RESIDUE SUCH AS AZINPHOS, 324 00:11:21,375 --> 00:11:23,203 CARBOFURAN, METALAXYL. 325 00:11:23,246 --> 00:11:24,900 BUT AS A DOCTOR, I'M SURE THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE ALREADY THINKING. 326 00:11:24,945 --> 00:11:26,729 - OH, YEAH. 327 00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:27,990 TOTALLY. 328 00:11:28,034 --> 00:11:30,167 - [clears throat] BUT YOUR DATE 329 00:11:30,211 --> 00:11:31,254 SEEMS TO BE HAVING A GOOD TIME. 330 00:11:31,298 --> 00:11:32,561 - OH, NO-- - OH, THIS-- 331 00:11:32,604 --> 00:11:33,822 - IS NOT A DATE. - IT'S NOT A DATE. 332 00:11:33,866 --> 00:11:35,346 - AW. 333 00:11:35,389 --> 00:11:36,565 [both laugh] 334 00:11:36,607 --> 00:11:38,306 - WHAT DO YOU KIDS CALL IT THESE DAYS? 335 00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:40,134 [both stutter] 336 00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:41,613 - [laughs] LISTEN, WHY DON'T WE GO 337 00:11:41,657 --> 00:11:42,875 BACK TO MY PLACE? 338 00:11:42,918 --> 00:11:44,312 YOU KNOW, DAD'S NOT HOME, 339 00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:46,182 AND LIBBY'S STOCKED THE FRIDGE 340 00:11:46,226 --> 00:11:48,316 WITH FOOD SO ORGANIC YOU CAN TASTE THE DIRT. 341 00:11:48,359 --> 00:11:50,797 - AWESOME. 342 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:53,495 - WOULD YOU LIKE THE RIB EYE OR THE TENDERLOIN? 343 00:11:53,538 --> 00:11:54,582 - YES. 344 00:11:54,625 --> 00:11:56,585 - HI. 345 00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:58,586 - HI. 346 00:11:58,629 --> 00:12:00,327 - YOU'RE THE DOCTOR, RIGHT? 347 00:12:00,370 --> 00:12:01,590 - UM, I'M ACTUALLY NOT THE DOCTOR, 348 00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:02,851 MEDICALLY SPEAKING. 349 00:12:02,895 --> 00:12:04,679 UM, BUT I RUN HANKMED, 350 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:05,768 WHICH IS-- 351 00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:07,291 IT'S A CONCIERGE DOCTOR SERVICE. 352 00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:09,772 SO... GREAT--GREAT PARTY, HUH? 353 00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:11,381 I JUST FEEL LIKE, THIS PLACE IS SO COOL. 354 00:12:11,426 --> 00:12:14,037 THE WINE AND THE FOOD ARE SO--SO COOL. 355 00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:15,081 - YEAH, I HATE IT. 356 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:16,344 - I HATE IT TOO. DO YOU WANNA BAIL? 357 00:12:16,386 --> 00:12:18,302 - I CAN'T DUCK OUT ON MY OWN PARTY. 358 00:12:18,346 --> 00:12:19,695 - CAN I BUY YOU DINNER? 359 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:23,003 - UM, IT'S FREE AND I HAVE SOME. 360 00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:24,787 - WELL, YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCHED YOURS. 361 00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:25,831 ARE YOU NOT HUNGRY? 362 00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:27,311 - I'M STARVING. 363 00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:29,269 SOMEBODY MADE THIS FOR ME. 364 00:12:29,312 --> 00:12:31,272 I DON'T WANNA SOUND SPOILED, 365 00:12:31,315 --> 00:12:33,274 BUT I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW SICK I AM 366 00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:35,188 OF GRILLED FISH AND FRESH FRUIT. 367 00:12:35,231 --> 00:12:37,191 NOW THAT I'M BEING PUT OUT TO PASTURE, 368 00:12:37,234 --> 00:12:38,888 I'M CRAVING ALL THAT STUFF 369 00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:40,236 I'VE HAD TO AVOID MY WHOLE LIFE. 370 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:43,023 - I KNOW THIS CHARMING LITTLE SPOT 371 00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:46,374 THAT SPECIALIZES IN JUST THAT CUISINE. 372 00:12:49,463 --> 00:12:51,030 - WOW. - YEAH. 373 00:12:51,073 --> 00:12:53,033 I, UH, I DON'T PLAY AROUND WHEN IT COMES TO JUNK. 374 00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:54,207 [Tess laughs] 375 00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:56,297 - I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN. 376 00:12:56,340 --> 00:13:00,388 - WELL, UH, CONVENTION SAYS 377 00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:02,825 THE CHEESE CRUNCHES ARE THE AMUSE. 378 00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,000 THEY'RE LIGHT, THEY'RE CHEESY. 379 00:13:04,043 --> 00:13:06,133 THEY, UH, LEAVE YOUR FINGERS ORANGE. 380 00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:08,438 THE NACHOS ARE THE HORS D'OEUVRES. 381 00:13:08,482 --> 00:13:11,615 THEY ALSO LEAVE YOUR FINGERS ORANGE. 382 00:13:11,659 --> 00:13:14,663 AND THEN YOU'VE EARNED THE DOG. 383 00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:15,837 - THE DOG? 384 00:13:15,881 --> 00:13:16,838 - YES, THE DOG. 385 00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:18,667 - THE DOG MUST BE EARNED. 386 00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:20,625 - I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I HAD A-- 387 00:13:20,668 --> 00:13:22,845 WHAT IF I WANT TO START WITH THE DOG? 388 00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:26,456 - I LOVE A REBEL. 389 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:28,371 - MONSIGNIEUR. 390 00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:29,460 - UH, LAST TIME I CHECKED, 391 00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:31,375 THE DRINKING AGE IN NEW YORK WAS 21. 392 00:13:31,418 --> 00:13:35,423 - WELL, WHILE TECHNICALLY THE HAMPTONS ARE IN NEW YORK, 393 00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:37,120 THEY ACTUALLY OCCUPY 394 00:13:37,163 --> 00:13:38,860 A TIME-SPACE CONTINUUM OF THEIR OWN. 395 00:13:38,904 --> 00:13:40,254 - OH, IS THAT RIGHT? - MM-HMM. 396 00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:42,908 - AND THIS IS A CHATEAU AVIGNON FROM 1990. 397 00:13:42,951 --> 00:13:45,302 THE GREATER CRIME WOULD BE TO NOT DRINK IT. 398 00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:47,870 - WELL, THINK HOW MUCH MORE AGED IT'LL BE 399 00:13:47,913 --> 00:13:49,915 WHEN YOU'RE OF AGE IN FIVE YEARS. 400 00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:52,134 - SO THIS WINE IS OLDER THAN YOU? 401 00:13:52,178 --> 00:13:55,008 - JILL, AGE IS JUST A NUMBER. 402 00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:56,399 - RIGHT. 403 00:13:56,443 --> 00:13:58,359 YEAH, EVERYTHING'S JUST A NUMBER. 404 00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:00,100 THAT'S HOW YOU PEOPLE THINK. 405 00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:02,884 - "YOU PEOPLE"? 406 00:14:02,928 --> 00:14:04,799 - LIKE MR. KLINER. 407 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,323 HE WAS OUR BIGGEST DONOR. 408 00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:10,240 HE HAD PLENTY OF MONEY TO THROW A RETIREMENT PARTY 409 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:11,676 FOR A BALLERINA, 410 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:14,201 BUT NOT ENOUGH TO HONOR HIS PLEDGE 411 00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:15,767 TO THE FREE CLINIC. 412 00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:17,159 AND FOR THE RECORD, 413 00:14:17,203 --> 00:14:19,293 FREE CLINICS-- THEY'RE NOT FREE. 414 00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:21,511 BIG MISNOMER. 415 00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:23,123 THEY'RE EXPENSIVE. 416 00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:25,951 ONLY YOU CAN'T CALL 'EM THAT, OR NOBODY WOULD COME. 417 00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:27,909 - YOU KNOW WHAT, MAYBE-- 418 00:14:27,953 --> 00:14:29,780 WHY DON'T WE, UM, WHY DON'T WE WALK IT OFF A LITTLE? 419 00:14:29,825 --> 00:14:31,130 - YOU WANNA GO FOR A WALK? 420 00:14:31,173 --> 00:14:33,350 - YEAH, LET'S GO. - LET'S GO FOR A WALK. 421 00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:34,655 - OKAY. - OKAY. 422 00:14:34,698 --> 00:14:35,918 - COME WITH ME, JILL. 423 00:14:35,961 --> 00:14:38,138 - I MEAN, JUST TAKE THE ITEMS IN THIS HOUSE. 424 00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:43,403 THAT MODEL BOAT, OR THAT ANCIENT MAP. 425 00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:45,536 OR THESE GUITARS, SIGNED BY LENNON. 426 00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:47,408 JOHN, NOT VLADIMIR. 427 00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:48,495 - IF IT WERE VLADIMIR, 428 00:14:48,538 --> 00:14:49,889 THAT'D REALLY BE WORTH SOMETHING. 429 00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:52,413 - EACH ONE OF THESE GEMS 430 00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:53,587 COULD FLOAT A YEAR OF MY CLINIC. 431 00:14:53,630 --> 00:14:56,111 BUT I GUESS PAYING GOD KNOWS WHAT 432 00:14:56,155 --> 00:14:58,461 FOR A PAIR OF TORN JEANS IS-- OH. 433 00:14:58,505 --> 00:15:00,115 OH, MY GOD. 434 00:15:00,159 --> 00:15:02,292 ARE THESE REALLY SPRINGSTEEN'S? 435 00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:05,426 - UH, THAT OR THEY'RE RUNNING LOW ON CLOSET SPACE. 436 00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:08,384 - YOU'RE CUTE. 437 00:15:08,428 --> 00:15:11,605 - OKAY THEN. 438 00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:14,956 - VOILA. 439 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,350 MUSTARD, RELISH, AND ONIONS, 440 00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:17,567 JUST AS GOD INTENDED IT. 441 00:15:17,611 --> 00:15:19,004 - NO KETCHUP? 442 00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,831 - KETCHUP IS FOR DILETTANTES AND THREE YEAR OLDS. 443 00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:22,051 - WELL, ALL RIGHT THEN. 444 00:15:24,096 --> 00:15:26,490 - OKAY. 445 00:15:26,533 --> 00:15:28,100 I AM SO GONNA ENJOY THIS. 446 00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:31,799 AND NOT JUST FOR THE REASON YOU THINK. 447 00:15:31,842 --> 00:15:34,455 - MM. 448 00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:35,629 - YEAH? 449 00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:38,067 - MM-HMM. 450 00:15:38,110 --> 00:15:39,547 - GUESS IT WAS WORTH THE WAIT. 451 00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:44,769 - MM. 452 00:15:55,562 --> 00:15:56,999 - WHAT HAPPENED TO ME? - I'M NOT SURE. 453 00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:58,173 DID YOU EAT TODAY? 454 00:15:58,217 --> 00:15:59,783 - NO, I WAS TOO NERVOUS. 455 00:15:59,827 --> 00:16:01,698 I DID HAVE A GLASS OF WINE. 456 00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:03,048 OR TWO. 457 00:16:03,091 --> 00:16:04,919 - OH. 458 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,618 DO YOU REMEMBER HAVING ANY CHEST PAINS, 459 00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:09,142 SHORTNESS OF BREATH, HEADACHE? 460 00:16:09,184 --> 00:16:10,230 - NO, NOTHING. 461 00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:12,100 NOT THAT I CAN REMEMBER. 462 00:16:12,144 --> 00:16:13,624 - OKAY, TESS, THIS IS IMPORTANT. 463 00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:15,104 ARE YOU ON ANY MEDS? 464 00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:18,063 DO YOU TAKE RECREATIONAL DRUGS OF ANY KIND? 465 00:16:18,106 --> 00:16:19,934 - NO, NO, NOTHING LIKE THAT. 466 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,110 AM I GONNA BE OKAY? 467 00:16:21,153 --> 00:16:23,024 I HAVE MY LAST SHOW NEXT WEEK. 468 00:16:23,068 --> 00:16:24,765 - FOR SOME REASON, YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE 469 00:16:24,808 --> 00:16:26,201 WENT DOWN TO A LEVEL THAT DIDN'T ALLOW BLOOD 470 00:16:26,245 --> 00:16:27,986 TO BE PUMPED TO YOUR BRAIN. 471 00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:30,510 IT MAY HAVE BEEN A REACTION TO YOUR NOT EATING 472 00:16:30,553 --> 00:16:32,033 AND THEN DRINKING ALCOHOL WHILE BEING TIRED, 473 00:16:32,077 --> 00:16:34,080 AND SO YOU FAINTED. 474 00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:35,384 YOU SHOULD JUST-- YOU SHOULD GO HOME, 475 00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:36,559 EAT, AND GET SOME REST. 476 00:16:36,604 --> 00:16:37,996 AND CALL ME IF THERE ARE ANY PROBLEMS. 477 00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:39,040 - OKAY, I WILL DO THAT. THANK YOU. 478 00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:40,173 - OKAY, SURE. 479 00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:41,696 - I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, OKAY? 480 00:16:41,739 --> 00:16:43,088 - OKAY. 481 00:16:43,131 --> 00:16:44,873 - THANK YOU FOR HANDLING THAT. 482 00:16:44,915 --> 00:16:47,267 YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW EMBARRASSING THIS IS. 483 00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:51,270 OR MAYBE YOU DO. 484 00:16:51,313 --> 00:16:52,576 - LONG STORY. SHE'S FINE. 485 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,100 - WOW, TWO WOMEN PASSED OUT. 486 00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:55,448 MOM WOULD BE SO PROUD. 487 00:16:55,491 --> 00:16:56,971 - SHUT UP. ARE YOU OKAY TO DRIVE? 488 00:16:57,015 --> 00:16:58,495 - YEAH, UNLESS THEY'VE STARTED SPIKING 489 00:16:58,538 --> 00:16:59,975 THE ARCTIC FREEZEES, I'M FINE. 490 00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:05,807 [shuts off engine] 491 00:17:05,849 --> 00:17:08,069 - HEY, JILL. 492 00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:09,593 WE'RE HERE. 493 00:17:09,636 --> 00:17:11,073 - HI. 494 00:17:11,116 --> 00:17:12,640 UH, HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN OUT? 495 00:17:12,682 --> 00:17:15,076 - A COUPLE MINUTES, GIVE OR TAKE AN HOUR. 496 00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:17,078 [Jill sighs] 497 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:19,080 LET ME HELP YOU. 498 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,605 - I'M FINE. I'M FINE. 499 00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:27,959 - DID YOU WANT-- 500 00:17:28,002 --> 00:17:30,135 - THE LETTERS FOR MY CLINIC. 501 00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:32,094 POINTLESS NOW. 502 00:17:32,137 --> 00:17:33,964 THROW 'EM AWAY, PLEASE. 503 00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:35,183 THEY'RE GARBAGE ANYWAY. 504 00:17:35,228 --> 00:17:37,098 OH, AND... 505 00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:39,101 THANK YOU FOR DRIVING ME HOME. 506 00:17:39,144 --> 00:17:42,496 I'M SURE THIS IS NOT HOW YOU EXPECTED YOUR NIGHT TO GO. 507 00:17:42,538 --> 00:17:44,324 - HEY, YOU SURPRISE PEOPLE. 508 00:17:44,366 --> 00:17:46,760 - HMM. 509 00:18:06,432 --> 00:18:08,391 [knocking at door] 510 00:18:08,434 --> 00:18:10,132 - DR. LAWSON? - HEY. 511 00:18:10,175 --> 00:18:11,960 - HI. 512 00:18:13,482 --> 00:18:14,701 - IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 513 00:18:14,744 --> 00:18:16,095 - I'M SORRY TO BOTHER YOU. 514 00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:19,009 I WAS JUST WONDERING IF WE COULD TALK IN PRIVATE? 515 00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:20,142 - OF COURSE, YEAH. 516 00:18:20,185 --> 00:18:22,101 LET'S TAKE A WALK. 517 00:18:23,971 --> 00:18:26,583 - I, UM, WASN'T ENTIRELY HONEST LAST NIGHT. 518 00:18:26,626 --> 00:18:28,846 I'VE BEEN DANCING SINCE I WAS THREE, 519 00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:30,413 PROFESSIONALLY SINCE I WAS FIVE. 520 00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:31,980 AND DON'T GET ME WRONG, I LOVE IT. 521 00:18:32,022 --> 00:18:34,068 I LOVED IT, BUT, UM, 522 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,375 WE TAKE A POUNDING. 523 00:18:35,417 --> 00:18:37,855 AND SOMETIMES, DANCERS, FOR THE PAIN, 524 00:18:37,898 --> 00:18:39,769 THE--THE ANXIETY OF PERFORMANCE, 525 00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:41,163 WEIGHT, TRYING TO STAY THE BEST, 526 00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:43,122 WE...WE TAKE THINGS. 527 00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:45,558 - PAIN MEDICATION? DIET PILLS? 528 00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:47,169 - ANTI-ANXIETY. 529 00:18:47,212 --> 00:18:49,039 - ARE YOU ON ALL THREE? 530 00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:51,478 - SOMETIMES, YEAH. 531 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:53,914 DO YOU THINK THAT'S WHAT CAUSED ME TO FAINT? 532 00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:55,221 - IT'S POSSIBLE. 533 00:18:55,263 --> 00:18:56,700 I-I CAN'T KNOW WITHOUT DOING SOME BLOOD WORK. 534 00:18:56,743 --> 00:18:59,094 I'D LOVE TO HAVE DIVYA, MY ASSOCIATE, DO A FULL WORKUP. 535 00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:01,096 - I HAVE TO BE ABLE TO DANCE NEXT WEEK. 536 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:04,751 DANCING'S BEEN MY WHOLE LIFE, AND-- 537 00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:07,319 IT'S GONNA BE OVER SOON. 538 00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:08,494 - HEY, GUYS. 539 00:19:08,538 --> 00:19:10,887 - OH... - THAT'S SO WEIRD. 540 00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:12,151 JUST GOING FOR A RUN, AND... 541 00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:13,847 JUST RUN INTO PEOPLE. 542 00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:14,979 WHAT'S GOING ON? 543 00:19:15,022 --> 00:19:16,285 - WE WERE JUST GOING FOR A WALK. 544 00:19:16,328 --> 00:19:18,113 - YEAH, I WAS JUST SHOWING TESS THE DUNES. 545 00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:19,593 - OH, DYNAMITE, DUNES. OKAY, COOL. 546 00:19:19,635 --> 00:19:21,202 - YEAH, I SHOULD GET GOING. 547 00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:22,596 UM, I DON'T WANNA BE LATE, SO... 548 00:19:22,638 --> 00:19:23,727 IT WAS REALLY NICE SEEING YOU GUYS. 549 00:19:23,770 --> 00:19:25,294 - YEAH, YOU TOO, TESS. 550 00:19:25,337 --> 00:19:27,296 GREAT SEEING YOU. 551 00:19:27,339 --> 00:19:28,950 DID I OR DID I NOT CALL DIBS? 552 00:19:28,992 --> 00:19:30,778 - RELAX, I WASN'T MAKING A MOVE. 553 00:19:30,820 --> 00:19:32,126 - "MAKING A MOVE"? 554 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,911 YOU ACTUALLY JUST SAID THAT? 555 00:19:33,954 --> 00:19:35,478 - I'VE BEEN OUT OF THE GAME. 556 00:19:35,521 --> 00:19:36,392 - FOR HOW LONG, SINCE THE SINKING OF THE LUSITANIA? 557 00:19:36,435 --> 00:19:38,001 WOW. 558 00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:39,134 SO WHAT WERE YOU DOING, THEN? 559 00:19:39,177 --> 00:19:40,961 - TALKING, THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY. 560 00:19:41,005 --> 00:19:42,484 - IF YOU'RE PULLING DOCTOR-PATIENT CONFIDENTIALITY, 561 00:19:42,528 --> 00:19:43,529 I'M EXEMPT. 562 00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:44,617 - NO, ACTUALLY, YOU'RE NOT. 563 00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:46,009 - UH, NEED I REMIND YOU, 564 00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:47,142 I'M THE C.F.O. OF HANKMED, OKAY? 565 00:19:47,185 --> 00:19:48,403 C.F.O. 566 00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:50,537 - WHO IS ALSO MAKING A MOVE ON MY PATIENT. 567 00:19:52,843 --> 00:19:53,887 - SHE ASK ABOUT ME? 568 00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:55,411 - WE WEREN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU. 569 00:19:55,454 --> 00:19:56,846 - OKAY, THAT WASN'T MY QUESTION. 570 00:19:56,891 --> 00:19:59,414 I LIKE HER. 571 00:19:59,459 --> 00:20:01,329 AND IT'S NOT JUST 'CAUSE SHE'S A BALLERINA, EITHER. 572 00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:03,201 ALTHOUGH I MUST SAY THAT DOESN'T HURT. 573 00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:05,203 - LOOK, IF YOU LIKE HER, THEN ASK HER OUT. 574 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,943 - DID SHE TELL YOU TO TELL ME THAT? 575 00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:08,729 - YES, BY MY LOCKER, BEFORE HOMEROOM. 576 00:20:08,771 --> 00:20:10,251 WE DID NOT TALK ABOUT YOU. 577 00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:12,471 - OKAY, STOP SAYING THAT. 578 00:20:19,392 --> 00:20:21,175 - UH, EXCUSE ME. 579 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,916 DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND JAMES HARPER? 580 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,266 - GO FISH YOURSELF. 581 00:20:24,309 --> 00:20:25,788 - EXCUSE ME? 582 00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,703 - THAT'S THE NAME OF HIS BOAT. - AH. 583 00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:28,749 - THIRD BOAT DOWN THE PIER. 584 00:20:28,791 --> 00:20:29,923 - OKAY, UH... 585 00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:33,144 YOU COULD'VE JUST-- THANK YOU. 586 00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:37,323 EXCUSE ME. 587 00:20:37,365 --> 00:20:38,585 ARE YOU JAMES HARPER? 588 00:20:38,627 --> 00:20:40,239 - NAME'S JIM. WHAT DO YOU WANT? 589 00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:43,023 - HI. MY NAME'S HANK LAWSON. 590 00:20:45,026 --> 00:20:46,201 - YOU SELLING SOMETHING? 591 00:20:46,244 --> 00:20:47,201 - NOPE, I'M A DOCTOR. 592 00:20:49,203 --> 00:20:50,249 - HAVE A NICE DAY. 593 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:51,771 - QUICK GUESS. 594 00:20:51,815 --> 00:20:54,122 UNLESS THE YELLOW IN YOUR EYES AND YOUR COMPLEXION 595 00:20:54,164 --> 00:20:55,602 IS FROM CARROTS, 596 00:20:55,644 --> 00:20:56,690 AND THAT PAUNCH IN YOUR MIDSECTION 597 00:20:56,732 --> 00:20:58,169 IS FROM TOO MANY BUDWEISERS, 598 00:20:58,212 --> 00:21:00,171 MY HUNCH IS YOU'VE GOT THE SYMPTOMS OF HEP C. 599 00:21:00,214 --> 00:21:01,955 YOU NEED TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. 600 00:21:01,999 --> 00:21:03,000 I CAN HELP YOU. 601 00:21:03,044 --> 00:21:04,523 - COURSE YOU CAN. 602 00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:05,960 LET ME GUESS. 603 00:21:06,002 --> 00:21:08,744 FILL OUT SOME FORMS, SIT AND WAIT. 604 00:21:08,788 --> 00:21:11,704 AND WAIT. AND WAIT. 605 00:21:11,748 --> 00:21:13,183 I'VE BEEN THROUGH THE SYSTEM. 606 00:21:13,228 --> 00:21:14,184 DONE THE PATIENT HISTORY. 607 00:21:14,229 --> 00:21:15,622 GOTTEN THE PISS-POOR CARE. 608 00:21:15,664 --> 00:21:16,752 AND BEEN CHARGED THROUGH THE NOSE. 609 00:21:16,797 --> 00:21:18,232 - I'LL PASS. - I UNDERSTAND. 610 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,191 - YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE FIRST THING ABOUT IT, 611 00:21:20,234 --> 00:21:21,540 DOCTOR. 612 00:21:21,584 --> 00:21:22,759 - LOOK, HEY, CAN I AT LEAST GIVE YOU MY CARD? 613 00:21:22,803 --> 00:21:26,022 - NO. 614 00:21:29,896 --> 00:21:31,420 - I KNOW YOU'RE THE CHIEF OF NEUROSURGERY. 615 00:21:31,463 --> 00:21:34,554 BUT STARTING A STEREOTAXIC ONCOLOGICAL SURGERY PROGRAM 616 00:21:34,596 --> 00:21:36,556 WILL COST THE HOSPITAL MILLIONS IN STARTUP 617 00:21:36,598 --> 00:21:38,426 THAT WE JUST DON'T HAVE. 618 00:21:38,471 --> 00:21:41,386 [doctor yelling through phone] 619 00:21:41,430 --> 00:21:45,391 COULD YOU YELL A LITTLE QUIETER, PLEASE? 620 00:21:45,433 --> 00:21:46,653 [knocks] 621 00:21:46,695 --> 00:21:48,872 [doctor yelling] 622 00:21:48,915 --> 00:21:50,874 OKAY. YEAH-- 623 00:21:50,917 --> 00:21:52,267 I'M COMING DOWN THERE 624 00:21:52,310 --> 00:21:54,400 TO HAGGLE THIS OUT FACE TO FACE. 625 00:21:54,442 --> 00:21:55,923 - HI. 626 00:21:55,965 --> 00:21:57,271 - HI. 627 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,229 UM, HI. 628 00:21:58,272 --> 00:22:00,753 - HEY. 629 00:22:00,797 --> 00:22:02,843 - UH, WHATEVER I SAID LAST NIGHT, 630 00:22:02,885 --> 00:22:05,672 WHATEVER I DID, BLANKET APOLOGY. 631 00:22:05,714 --> 00:22:07,151 I DON'T DRINK A LOT. 632 00:22:07,194 --> 00:22:09,371 IN FACT, THE LAST TIME I GOT THAT DRUNK, 633 00:22:09,414 --> 00:22:11,894 I HAD JUST GOTTEN MY DEGREE IN HEALTH ADMINISTRATION. 634 00:22:11,939 --> 00:22:13,854 AND YES, I AM AWARE OF THE IRONY. 635 00:22:13,896 --> 00:22:17,509 - HEY, LISTEN. YOU WERE A LADY. 636 00:22:17,553 --> 00:22:19,511 - THEN I MUST'VE BEEN REALLY HAMMERED. 637 00:22:19,555 --> 00:22:21,339 PLEASE, SIT. 638 00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:22,689 [sighs] 639 00:22:22,731 --> 00:22:24,517 I AM NOT THE WOMAN WHO MAKES A FOOL OF HERSELF 640 00:22:24,559 --> 00:22:25,821 AT A PARTY. 641 00:22:25,865 --> 00:22:27,346 I'M THE WOMAN WHO MAKES FUN OF THAT WOMAN. 642 00:22:27,388 --> 00:22:29,347 - SO YOU JUDGE. - YES. 643 00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:30,609 - NICE. 644 00:22:30,653 --> 00:22:32,088 - BUT ONLY IN THE MOST NON-JUDGMENTAL WAY. 645 00:22:32,133 --> 00:22:33,829 - RIGHT. 646 00:22:33,874 --> 00:22:35,354 - IT WAS A TOUGH NIGHT. 647 00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:38,443 I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON THAT CLINIC FOR THREE YEARS. 648 00:22:38,487 --> 00:22:40,315 AND WHEN THE ECONOMY TANKED, 649 00:22:40,358 --> 00:22:41,795 A LOT OF THE DONORS PULLED OUT. 650 00:22:41,837 --> 00:22:46,451 KLINER WAS MY BIGGEST, BEST, AND LAST HOPE. 651 00:22:46,494 --> 00:22:48,148 - I'M SORRY. 652 00:22:48,192 --> 00:22:51,152 WELL, THIS SHOULD HELP. 653 00:22:51,194 --> 00:22:52,848 THE HANGOVER, AT LEAST. 654 00:22:52,893 --> 00:22:55,374 I HAVE NO MONEY TO GIVE YOU, BUT I HAVE SOME ASPIRIN. 655 00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:56,548 - I HOPE YOU DIDN'T BUY THESE. 656 00:22:56,592 --> 00:22:58,507 YOU KNOW, I DO WORK IN A HOSPITAL. 657 00:22:58,550 --> 00:23:00,290 - NO, I STOLE THEM FROM YOUR HOSPITAL. 658 00:23:00,335 --> 00:23:02,423 - MM. 659 00:23:02,468 --> 00:23:04,121 OKAY, I HAVE TO GO 660 00:23:04,164 --> 00:23:06,689 AND HAGGLE WITH THE CHIEF OF RADIOLOGY. 661 00:23:06,732 --> 00:23:10,476 - UH...SO I DIDN'T JUST COME BEARING ASPIRIN. 662 00:23:10,519 --> 00:23:11,564 I COULD USE YOUR HELP. 663 00:23:11,606 --> 00:23:12,781 - NAME IT. - JIM HARPER. 664 00:23:12,826 --> 00:23:13,957 - JIM HARPER? WHAT ABOUT HIM? 665 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,438 - I'D LIKE TO SEE HIS MEDICAL FILE. 666 00:23:16,481 --> 00:23:18,701 - YOU READ ONE OF MY LETTERS. 667 00:23:18,744 --> 00:23:20,310 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT. 668 00:23:20,355 --> 00:23:21,574 - I GLANCED. 669 00:23:21,616 --> 00:23:23,009 OKAY, I READ. I READ. 670 00:23:23,053 --> 00:23:24,924 LOOK, I THINK HE HAS HEP C. 671 00:23:24,968 --> 00:23:26,709 - I CAN'T GIVE YOU A PATIENT'S INFORMATION 672 00:23:26,752 --> 00:23:28,102 WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT. 673 00:23:28,144 --> 00:23:29,319 - WELL, JIM DIDN'T SEEM LIKE THE GIVING TYPE. 674 00:23:29,364 --> 00:23:30,670 - YOU WENT TO SEE HIM? 675 00:23:30,712 --> 00:23:32,323 [stammers] 676 00:23:32,366 --> 00:23:33,890 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU. 677 00:23:33,933 --> 00:23:35,892 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW WRONG THAT IS, 678 00:23:35,935 --> 00:23:37,198 HOW UNETHICAL? 679 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:39,808 NOT TO MENTION, YOU COMPLETELY VIOLATED MY TRUST 680 00:23:39,853 --> 00:23:41,681 BY EVEN LOOKING AT THAT LETTER. 681 00:23:41,723 --> 00:23:42,811 - I'M SORRY, JILL, BUT SOMETIMES YOU'VE GOT TO WORK 682 00:23:42,855 --> 00:23:43,856 OUTSIDE THE SYSTEM, RIGHT? 683 00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:44,988 BEND THE RULES. 684 00:23:45,031 --> 00:23:46,816 - BREAK THE LAW? - THE SYSTEM IS BROKEN. 685 00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:48,035 YOU KNOW THAT AS WELL AS I DO. 686 00:23:48,077 --> 00:23:49,297 IT'S WHY YOU'RE STARTING YOUR CLINIC. 687 00:23:49,339 --> 00:23:50,340 - WAS. 688 00:23:50,384 --> 00:23:51,517 - THE MAN NEEDS HELP. 689 00:23:51,559 --> 00:23:52,865 INTERFERON, PROBABLY. 690 00:23:52,909 --> 00:23:55,215 I WANT TO HELP HIM. I CAN HELP HIM. 691 00:23:55,259 --> 00:23:57,522 AND IF WE ARE WHO WE TREAT AND WE TREAT NO ONE, 692 00:23:57,566 --> 00:23:58,436 WHAT DOES THAT MAKE US? 693 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,526 - I'M SORRY, HANK. 694 00:24:00,568 --> 00:24:02,832 BREAKING THE RULES IS NOT PART OF MY JOB DESCRIPTION. 695 00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:05,617 - WELL, MAYBE IT SHOULD BE. 696 00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:18,673 - HEY. EVERYTHING OKAY? 697 00:24:18,718 --> 00:24:20,849 - YEAH. EVERYTHING OKAY WITH YOU? 698 00:24:20,894 --> 00:24:22,939 - YEAH, YOU TEXTED ME. TO COME HERE. 699 00:24:22,982 --> 00:24:25,507 - YOU SHOWED UP AT THE WRONG MANSION. 700 00:24:25,550 --> 00:24:28,641 HANK, YOU'VE REALLY GOT TO WORK ON YOUR CONCIERGE DOCTORING. 701 00:24:28,683 --> 00:24:29,858 - I CONTACTED YOU. 702 00:24:29,903 --> 00:24:33,079 I'M MARSHALL BRYANT. 703 00:24:33,123 --> 00:24:35,169 YOU MUST BE DR. LAWSON. 704 00:24:35,211 --> 00:24:36,474 - NO, UH, HANK. 705 00:24:36,518 --> 00:24:39,390 NICE TO MEET YOU. 706 00:24:39,433 --> 00:24:41,958 - LOOK WHAT-- LOOK WHAT HE BOUGHT ME. 707 00:24:42,001 --> 00:24:43,002 - WOW. 708 00:24:43,046 --> 00:24:44,177 GREAT PLANE. 709 00:24:44,221 --> 00:24:45,875 - TUCKER, WOULD YOU GIVE US A MINUTE? 710 00:24:45,919 --> 00:24:46,962 - YEAH, SURE. 711 00:24:49,356 --> 00:24:50,880 - YOU'RE YOUNGER THAN I IMAGINED. 712 00:24:50,923 --> 00:24:52,621 MOST CONCIERGE DOCTORS AROUND HERE 713 00:24:52,664 --> 00:24:55,405 ARE ON THEIR THIRD WIVES AND LAST LEGS. 714 00:24:55,450 --> 00:24:57,931 - WELL, THEY'VE-- THEY'VE SET THE BAR HIGH. 715 00:24:57,973 --> 00:24:59,061 - DR. LAWSON, I WANT TO THANK YOU 716 00:24:59,105 --> 00:25:01,542 FOR TAKING SUCH GOOD CARE OF MY SON. 717 00:25:01,586 --> 00:25:02,848 - HANK, PLEASE. 718 00:25:02,892 --> 00:25:03,980 TUCKER'S QUITE A YOUNG MAN. 719 00:25:04,023 --> 00:25:05,547 - HE IS THAT. 720 00:25:05,590 --> 00:25:07,461 SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I'M THE KID 721 00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:08,594 AND HE'S THE ADULT. 722 00:25:08,636 --> 00:25:10,116 - I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 723 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:11,465 - THIS IS FOR YOU. 724 00:25:11,509 --> 00:25:12,989 IF IT'S NOT ENOUGH, YOU'LL LET ME KNOW. 725 00:25:13,032 --> 00:25:15,470 - OH, UH... NO, I'M SURE IT'S FINE. 726 00:25:15,513 --> 00:25:16,950 THANKS. 727 00:25:16,992 --> 00:25:19,865 - I'D LOVE TO OFFER YOU A DRINK, BUT MY JET IS WAITING. 728 00:25:19,909 --> 00:25:23,346 - RIGHT. 729 00:25:23,391 --> 00:25:25,306 - UH, LISTEN, MR. BRYANT. 730 00:25:25,348 --> 00:25:28,134 WHILE I HAVE YOU, I-I KNOW YOU'RE A BUSY MAN. 731 00:25:28,178 --> 00:25:29,483 - OH, BOY. 732 00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:31,442 TUCKER'S DRUG TEST COME BACK POSITIVE? 733 00:25:31,486 --> 00:25:33,227 - DID HIS...NO. 734 00:25:33,269 --> 00:25:34,923 UM, NO. 735 00:25:34,968 --> 00:25:37,012 THIS IS NOT ABOUT TUCKER'S HEALTH. 736 00:25:37,057 --> 00:25:38,188 NOT HIS PHYSICAL HEALTH. 737 00:25:38,231 --> 00:25:39,667 - WHAT IS IT ABOUT, THEN? 738 00:25:39,711 --> 00:25:42,278 - UH, WELL... 739 00:25:42,323 --> 00:25:46,153 I HOPE I'M NOT OVERSTEPPING ANY BOUNDARIES HERE. 740 00:25:46,195 --> 00:25:49,852 UM, TUCKER SEEMS TO BE MISSING SOMETHING IN HIS LIFE. 741 00:25:49,895 --> 00:25:52,637 I--SEE, I HAD A SIMILAR SITUATION WHEN I WAS HIS AGE. 742 00:25:52,681 --> 00:25:54,029 MY FATHER... 743 00:25:54,074 --> 00:25:56,163 WELL, ANYWAY, MAYBE YOU COULD SPEND 744 00:25:56,205 --> 00:25:57,903 A LITTLE MORE TIME WITH HIM. 745 00:25:57,947 --> 00:26:02,038 HE SEEMS LIKE HE COULD USE SOME MORE DAD TIME. 746 00:26:03,212 --> 00:26:06,259 - HUH. 747 00:26:06,303 --> 00:26:07,869 YOU A PSYCHIATRIST? 748 00:26:07,913 --> 00:26:09,045 - NO. 749 00:26:09,088 --> 00:26:09,959 - PSYCHOTHERAPIST? 750 00:26:10,002 --> 00:26:11,221 - NO. 751 00:26:11,265 --> 00:26:12,308 - RIGHT. 752 00:26:12,353 --> 00:26:13,962 YOU'RE A CONCIERGE DOCTOR. 753 00:26:14,007 --> 00:26:15,661 PRETTY SIMPLE CONCEPT. 754 00:26:15,703 --> 00:26:17,880 COME WHEN CALLED, FIX PATIENT, CASH CHECK. 755 00:26:17,923 --> 00:26:19,708 - WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, 756 00:26:19,751 --> 00:26:21,710 WHILE THAT MAY BE WHAT YOU'RE USED TO, 757 00:26:21,753 --> 00:26:22,971 THAT'S NOT HOW I DO IT. 758 00:26:23,016 --> 00:26:25,800 - HOWEVER YOU DO IT, HANK, 759 00:26:25,845 --> 00:26:28,281 YOU DON'T DO IT FOR US ANY MORE. 760 00:26:28,325 --> 00:26:29,979 LET THAT CHECK BE YOUR SEVERANCE, HMM? 761 00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:39,902 [car engine revs] 762 00:26:42,557 --> 00:26:44,253 - HI. 763 00:26:44,298 --> 00:26:45,516 - HI. 764 00:26:45,559 --> 00:26:47,126 - SORRY TO BE LAYING IN WAIT AT YOUR HOUSE, 765 00:26:47,170 --> 00:26:50,086 BUT I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU. 766 00:26:50,130 --> 00:26:51,392 - FINE, I'LL SEE ANOTHER PROPERTY. 767 00:26:51,434 --> 00:26:52,740 BUT IT SHOULD HAVE A FABULOUS ROOM 768 00:26:52,785 --> 00:26:54,874 AND THE PERSON SHOWING IT SHOULD HAVE LEPROSY. 769 00:26:54,916 --> 00:26:55,875 THOSE ARE MY CONDITIONS. 770 00:26:55,917 --> 00:26:58,094 - NO, SOMETHING BETTER. 771 00:26:58,137 --> 00:27:00,053 THIS WAS FOR A PATIENT 772 00:27:00,096 --> 00:27:02,969 WHO NO LONGER COMES TO THE HOSPITAL. 773 00:27:03,011 --> 00:27:05,188 - IT--IT'S INTERFERON. 774 00:27:05,231 --> 00:27:06,276 - WE'RE OVERSTOCKED. 775 00:27:06,319 --> 00:27:07,669 BEFORE THIS BATCH GOES BAD, 776 00:27:07,712 --> 00:27:09,278 I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU KNEW SOMEBODY WHO COULD USE IT. 777 00:27:09,323 --> 00:27:11,499 - ALL RIGHT. 778 00:27:11,541 --> 00:27:14,109 - SPIELBERG'S PAD IS DOWN THAT WAY. 779 00:27:14,153 --> 00:27:17,113 AND MARTHA STEWART HAS A MODEST LITTLE MANSION 780 00:27:17,156 --> 00:27:18,419 OVER THERE. 781 00:27:18,461 --> 00:27:20,508 AND THE SEINFELD SUMMER PLACE 782 00:27:20,550 --> 00:27:22,465 IS ABOUT FIVE PALACES ON THE LEFT. 783 00:27:22,509 --> 00:27:24,990 YOU CAN'T SEE IT, BUT IT'S OVER THERE. 784 00:27:25,034 --> 00:27:28,298 - YOU SEEM TO BE AN EXPERT ON THE HAMPTONS. 785 00:27:28,342 --> 00:27:29,691 DID YOU COME HERE GROWING UP? 786 00:27:29,734 --> 00:27:30,823 - UH, NO, I MOVED OUT TO THE HAMPTONS 787 00:27:30,865 --> 00:27:31,911 A COUPLE WEEKS AGO. 788 00:27:31,953 --> 00:27:33,041 - REALLY? - MM-HMM. 789 00:27:33,086 --> 00:27:34,173 - WHERE ARE YOU FROM? 790 00:27:34,217 --> 00:27:35,479 - DIFFERENT HABITAT. 791 00:27:35,522 --> 00:27:38,439 BROOKLYN, VIA JERSEY. 792 00:27:38,481 --> 00:27:40,483 BUT, UH, THEN HANK HAD A LITTLE PREMATURE 793 00:27:40,528 --> 00:27:42,442 MIDLIFE CRISIS, AND... 794 00:27:42,486 --> 00:27:44,618 YOU KNOW, I GUESS I DID WHAT ANY GOOD BROTHER WOULD DO. 795 00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:46,011 I SACRIFICED FOR FAMILY. 796 00:27:46,055 --> 00:27:48,491 - YEAH, THAT HUT YOU'RE LIVING IN SEEMS HARROWING. 797 00:27:48,536 --> 00:27:50,058 - IT'S DISGUSTING, YOU KNOW. 798 00:27:50,103 --> 00:27:51,278 BUT SOMETIMES YOU'VE JUST GOT TO TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM. 799 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:52,365 I KNOW. 800 00:27:52,409 --> 00:27:54,106 [Tess laughs] 801 00:27:54,150 --> 00:27:56,935 SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, IT'S-- IT'S BEEN NICE. 802 00:27:56,979 --> 00:27:59,415 LIFE KIND OF DEAD-ENDED FOR ME IN NEW YORK. 803 00:28:01,722 --> 00:28:03,289 AND I AM ALL ABOUT OPPORTUNITY. 804 00:28:03,333 --> 00:28:05,988 AND IT'S ALL OPPORTUNITY OUT HERE. 805 00:28:06,031 --> 00:28:08,817 KIND OF LIKE US RIGHT NOW. 806 00:28:11,298 --> 00:28:13,778 WOULD YOU LIKE TO GRAB LUNCH? 807 00:28:13,821 --> 00:28:16,868 - OH, IT'S JUST I'M... 808 00:28:16,912 --> 00:28:18,740 I'M HAVING FUN. I DON'T WANT TO RUIN IT. 809 00:28:18,784 --> 00:28:20,046 - WHAT-- 810 00:28:20,088 --> 00:28:23,614 - FOOD AND I HAVE A CONTENTIOUS RELATIONSHIP. 811 00:28:23,657 --> 00:28:26,008 EVER SINCE I WAS A YOUNG DANCER TRYING TO MAKE IT. 812 00:28:26,051 --> 00:28:29,663 KIND OF MESSED ME UP. 813 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:31,012 - HMM. 814 00:28:31,057 --> 00:28:34,494 THEN LET ME UNMESS YOU. 815 00:28:34,538 --> 00:28:37,585 [upbeat music] 816 00:28:37,627 --> 00:28:45,635 ♪ 817 00:29:32,944 --> 00:29:35,076 [music ends] 818 00:29:37,078 --> 00:29:39,646 - I'M BACK. 819 00:29:40,996 --> 00:29:42,432 - I'LL GET MY HARPOON. 820 00:29:42,476 --> 00:29:44,782 - AS INVITING AS THAT SOUNDS, I WON'T STAY LONG. 821 00:29:44,826 --> 00:29:46,174 - THE DOCTOR'S MANTRA. 822 00:29:46,219 --> 00:29:47,611 - LOOK, YOU KNOW, FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, 823 00:29:47,654 --> 00:29:49,439 I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF HOSPITALS MYSELF. 824 00:29:49,482 --> 00:29:51,180 IN FACT, I JUST GOT FIRED BY ONE A FEW WEEKS AGO. 825 00:29:51,223 --> 00:29:52,615 - WELL, THAT'S REASSURING. 826 00:29:52,660 --> 00:29:54,749 - NOT--NO. NOT FOR MEDICAL REASONS. 827 00:29:54,792 --> 00:29:55,968 LOOK... 828 00:29:56,010 --> 00:29:58,144 HOSPITALS ARE BUREAUCRACIES, RIGHT? 829 00:29:58,186 --> 00:30:00,580 BUREAUCRACIES SCREW PEOPLE. 830 00:30:00,624 --> 00:30:02,278 THEY OVERCHARGE YOU IF YOU'RE INSURED, 831 00:30:02,321 --> 00:30:03,192 AND THEY REALLY DO IT IF YOU'RE NOT, 832 00:30:03,236 --> 00:30:04,453 JUST 'CAUSE THEY CAN. 833 00:30:04,498 --> 00:30:06,586 YOU GET ZERO LEVERAGE AND NO ALTERNATIVES, 834 00:30:06,630 --> 00:30:09,241 SO YOU GET SCREWED. 835 00:30:09,285 --> 00:30:10,678 IT'S--IT'S LIKE OUT HERE WITH THE-- 836 00:30:10,721 --> 00:30:12,157 WITH THE GAS DOCKS WHEN THEY PRICE GOUGE YOU 837 00:30:12,201 --> 00:30:13,201 AFTER A HURRICANE. 838 00:30:13,246 --> 00:30:15,161 THE SYSTEM SUCKS. 839 00:30:15,203 --> 00:30:16,857 BUT YOU'RE SICK. 840 00:30:16,902 --> 00:30:20,688 AND YOU'RE GONNA GET SICKER IF YOU DON'T GET TREATMENT. 841 00:30:20,730 --> 00:30:21,863 I'D LIKE TO HELP YOU. 842 00:30:21,906 --> 00:30:23,343 - THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY. 843 00:30:23,385 --> 00:30:24,473 THEN THE BILL COMES. 844 00:30:24,518 --> 00:30:27,259 - THERE IS NO BILL. 845 00:30:27,303 --> 00:30:32,090 NO, I'M GONNA BE HERE FOR YOU WEEK IN, WEEK OUT. 846 00:30:32,134 --> 00:30:34,788 NO RED TAPE, NO FORMS. 847 00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:37,313 NO HARPOON. 848 00:30:37,356 --> 00:30:38,880 JUST ME. 849 00:30:38,923 --> 00:30:41,490 - SO WHAT'S THE CATCH? 850 00:30:41,535 --> 00:30:43,318 - YOU'RE THE FISHERMAN, YOU TELL ME. 851 00:30:48,846 --> 00:30:51,109 - WOW, THIS IS QUITE A SPREAD. 852 00:30:51,153 --> 00:30:52,675 WHAT'S ON THE MENU? 853 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,113 - UM, OKAY. 854 00:30:54,155 --> 00:30:56,028 SO THE BEST MEAL I'VE EVER HAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE 855 00:30:56,070 --> 00:30:57,202 WAS IN MACHU PICCHU. 856 00:30:57,246 --> 00:30:58,290 YOU EVER BEEN TO MACHU PICCHU? 857 00:30:58,334 --> 00:30:59,422 - UM, NO. 858 00:30:59,465 --> 00:31:00,380 IF MY COMPANY DOESN'T PERFORM THERE, 859 00:31:00,423 --> 00:31:01,771 I HAVEN'T BEEN. 860 00:31:01,816 --> 00:31:03,338 - OKAY, BASICALLY, IT'S LIKE HEAVEN ON EARTH. 861 00:31:03,383 --> 00:31:04,644 LIKE, YOU HAVE TO GO ONE DAY. 862 00:31:04,688 --> 00:31:06,385 LIKE, EVERYBODY SHOULD GO. 863 00:31:06,429 --> 00:31:09,171 TONIGHT, I HAVE RECREATED THAT MEAL 864 00:31:09,214 --> 00:31:10,346 IN PAINSTAKING DETAIL. 865 00:31:10,390 --> 00:31:13,393 SO IF YOU WOULD, SENORITA. 866 00:31:15,786 --> 00:31:18,267 OKAY, JUST TAKE A DEEP BREATH. 867 00:31:18,310 --> 00:31:20,355 RELAX. 868 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:23,358 [both exhale] 869 00:31:23,403 --> 00:31:25,230 CLOSE YOUR EYES. 870 00:31:25,273 --> 00:31:27,102 - I'M READY. I'M THERE. 871 00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:35,501 MM. 872 00:31:35,545 --> 00:31:37,416 THIS IS REALLY GOOD. 873 00:31:37,460 --> 00:31:38,679 [both laugh nervously] 874 00:31:38,721 --> 00:31:39,809 IT TASTES REALLY GOOD. 875 00:31:39,854 --> 00:31:41,376 - THAT'S GOOD. IT'S--YEAH. 876 00:31:41,421 --> 00:31:43,640 IT'S ALL ABOUT JUST BECOMING ONE WITH THE FOOD. 877 00:31:43,683 --> 00:31:44,815 READY FOR BITE TWO? 878 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:53,214 - MM. 879 00:31:53,259 --> 00:31:55,086 MM, THAT'S DELICIOUS. 880 00:31:55,130 --> 00:31:57,262 WOW. 881 00:31:57,306 --> 00:31:59,221 BIG POINTS. 882 00:31:59,265 --> 00:32:01,354 I'VE BEEN ON A LOT OF DATES AROUND THE WORLD, 883 00:32:01,396 --> 00:32:03,398 BUT YOU'RE THE FIRST GUY TO EVER FEED ME. 884 00:32:03,442 --> 00:32:04,661 - WELL, YOU'RE THE FIRST GIRL I'VE EVER FED. 885 00:32:04,704 --> 00:32:07,142 SO... 886 00:32:07,185 --> 00:32:08,230 - HEY, AM I INTERRUPTING-- 887 00:32:08,273 --> 00:32:09,752 - UH, BIG TIME. 888 00:32:09,797 --> 00:32:11,145 WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME FOR ONE SECOND? 889 00:32:11,190 --> 00:32:12,146 YEAH. 890 00:32:12,191 --> 00:32:13,365 - HEY. - HEY. 891 00:32:13,409 --> 00:32:14,671 SO FIRST OF ALL, GET OUT. 892 00:32:14,714 --> 00:32:15,977 BUT BEFORE YOU DO THAT, JUST KNOW, 893 00:32:16,020 --> 00:32:16,978 I TOTALLY FIXED HER. 894 00:32:17,021 --> 00:32:18,284 PROBLEM SOLVED. 895 00:32:18,326 --> 00:32:20,241 - UH, WHICH PROBLEM WOULD WE BE TALKING ABOUT? 896 00:32:20,286 --> 00:32:22,288 - TESS'S EATING PROBLEM. THE WHOLE PASSING OUT PROBLEM. 897 00:32:22,330 --> 00:32:23,680 ALL PROBLEMS? SOLVED. ME. 898 00:32:23,723 --> 00:32:24,855 ASK HER. MIND OVER MATTER. 899 00:32:24,898 --> 00:32:25,943 [thump] 900 00:32:28,729 --> 00:32:29,948 - WHAT'S HAPPENING? - [gasping] 901 00:32:29,990 --> 00:32:31,165 - SHE'S ASPIRATING. 902 00:32:31,210 --> 00:32:32,689 HER FOOD IS STUCK IN HER UPPER TRACHEA. 903 00:32:32,732 --> 00:32:34,909 GET THE EMERGENCY MEDICAL KIT. 904 00:32:36,127 --> 00:32:39,044 - [coughs and gags] 905 00:32:39,086 --> 00:32:40,871 - THANK YOU. 906 00:32:40,914 --> 00:32:43,003 - CAN I HELP, OR DO YOU WANT ME TO DO SOMETHING? 907 00:32:48,488 --> 00:32:49,663 OH... 908 00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:53,971 - GET IT OUT! - I'M TRYING. 909 00:32:56,365 --> 00:32:57,365 ALL RIGHT. 910 00:32:57,410 --> 00:32:58,498 - IS SHE BLEEDING, OR-- 911 00:33:01,282 --> 00:33:02,501 - OH, MY GOD. OKAY. 912 00:33:13,121 --> 00:33:14,513 - WERE YOU EATING BEFORE YOU FAINTED? 913 00:33:14,557 --> 00:33:16,211 - CHORIZO BOUILLABAISSE. IT'S A PERUVIAN SPECIALTY. 914 00:33:16,255 --> 00:33:17,733 - CHORIZO. 915 00:33:17,778 --> 00:33:19,213 THE OTHER NIGHT IT WAS A HOT DOG. 916 00:33:19,258 --> 00:33:21,215 - ARE YOU THINKING ANAPHYLACTIC REACTION TO NITRATES? 917 00:33:21,259 --> 00:33:22,521 - LINES UP. 918 00:33:22,565 --> 00:33:23,784 - NO, IT'S NOT. 919 00:33:23,826 --> 00:33:25,133 - HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE? 920 00:33:25,176 --> 00:33:27,743 - BECAUSE IT'S HAPPENED BEFORE. 921 00:33:27,788 --> 00:33:29,181 AND NOT JUST FROM NITRATES. 922 00:33:29,223 --> 00:33:30,616 - WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT? 923 00:33:30,660 --> 00:33:32,618 - THERE ARE CERTAIN FOODS THAT I LOVE, 924 00:33:32,662 --> 00:33:34,621 THAT I CRAVE, THAT I CAN'T HAVE. 925 00:33:34,663 --> 00:33:36,144 BUT SOMETIMES I DO. 926 00:33:38,667 --> 00:33:39,843 WERE YOU EATING THIS? 927 00:33:39,886 --> 00:33:42,193 - YEAH, JUST A BITE. 928 00:33:42,237 --> 00:33:44,586 - OKAY, UM, YOU'RE GOING ON A HEART MONITOR, 929 00:33:44,631 --> 00:33:46,459 AND YOU'RE GONNA EAT A PIECE OF PEPPERONI PIZZA. 930 00:33:46,501 --> 00:33:48,287 [heart monitor beeping] 931 00:33:48,329 --> 00:33:50,070 - YOU REALLY WANT ME TO EAT THAT? 932 00:33:50,115 --> 00:33:51,115 - YOU REALLY WANT HER TO EAT THAT? 933 00:33:51,159 --> 00:33:52,682 - YES, I REALLY WANT HER TO EAT THAT. 934 00:33:52,726 --> 00:33:56,903 [monitor beeping] 935 00:33:59,124 --> 00:34:00,255 - STEP IT UP, HANK. 936 00:34:00,298 --> 00:34:01,560 - OKAY. 937 00:34:01,604 --> 00:34:03,911 TESS, I WANT YOU TO TAKE A BIG BITE OF THE CRUST. 938 00:34:03,953 --> 00:34:07,174 [crunches] 939 00:34:07,219 --> 00:34:08,742 [beeping] 940 00:34:11,048 --> 00:34:12,137 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! - HANK, SHE'S BRADYING DOWN. 941 00:34:12,179 --> 00:34:14,268 SHE'S GOING INTO CARDIOGENIC SHOCK. 942 00:34:14,313 --> 00:34:16,663 - SHOCK HER! HIT HER! FEED HER A SNICKERS! 943 00:34:16,706 --> 00:34:17,751 - DO SOMETHING! - BE PATIENT. 944 00:34:17,793 --> 00:34:21,014 [monitor flatlines] 945 00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:22,798 - HOLD ON. 946 00:34:22,842 --> 00:34:24,670 [steady beeping resumes] 947 00:34:24,713 --> 00:34:26,106 WAIT WAIT WAIT. 948 00:34:26,150 --> 00:34:27,673 - YOU OKAY? 949 00:34:27,717 --> 00:34:28,891 - YEAH, I THINK SO. 950 00:34:28,936 --> 00:34:30,242 - STAY DOWN, STAY DOWN. 951 00:34:30,284 --> 00:34:31,807 LET YOUR BODY ADJUST. 952 00:34:31,851 --> 00:34:33,201 - WHAT IS IT? WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER? 953 00:34:33,244 --> 00:34:35,072 IS SHE ALLERGIC TO MEDIOCRE PIZZA, WHAT? 954 00:34:35,115 --> 00:34:36,509 - NO. 955 00:34:36,552 --> 00:34:37,858 IT'S NOT AN ALLERGY. 956 00:34:37,900 --> 00:34:38,989 I THINK YOU HAVE A CONDITION 957 00:34:39,032 --> 00:34:42,427 THAT'S CALLED DEGLUTITION SYNCOPE. 958 00:34:42,471 --> 00:34:43,733 YOU EAT CERTAIN FOODS, YOU PASS OUT. 959 00:34:43,777 --> 00:34:44,994 - IT'S AN EXTREMELY RARE CONDITION 960 00:34:45,039 --> 00:34:46,693 THAT CAUSES AN ATRIOVENTRICULAR BLOCK 961 00:34:46,735 --> 00:34:48,434 WHEN YOU EAT SPECIFIC TYPES OF FOOD. 962 00:34:48,476 --> 00:34:51,132 - YEAH, YOUR HEART IS REACTING TO CERTAIN CARBOHYDRATES. 963 00:34:51,175 --> 00:34:53,481 SOME HAVE IT WITH CARBONATED BEVERAGES, SOME WITH CHOCOLATE. 964 00:34:53,525 --> 00:34:55,266 - SO IT WASN'T THE HOT DOG, IT WAS THE BUN. 965 00:34:55,309 --> 00:34:56,876 - GOLD STAR, EVAN. 966 00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:58,617 - SO... 967 00:34:58,661 --> 00:35:00,793 SO THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY HEART? 968 00:35:00,836 --> 00:35:01,795 - THERE IS. 969 00:35:01,838 --> 00:35:03,231 YOU NEED TO SEE A CARDIOLOGIST. 970 00:35:03,275 --> 00:35:04,710 I CAN RECOMMEND ONE. 971 00:35:04,753 --> 00:35:06,626 UH, THEY'LL PROBABLY WANT TO PUT IN A PACEMAKER. 972 00:35:06,668 --> 00:35:07,931 - YOU KNOW, IT'S A GOOD THING WE FOUND IT. 973 00:35:07,974 --> 00:35:09,932 IF YOU'D HAD AN EPISODE WHILE YOU WERE DRIVING, 974 00:35:09,976 --> 00:35:11,326 I MEAN, IT COULD HAVE BEEN FATAL. 975 00:35:11,369 --> 00:35:12,936 - WAIT, HOLD UP A SECOND. SHE NEEDS A PACEMAKER? 976 00:35:12,980 --> 00:35:14,590 - YEAH. 977 00:35:14,634 --> 00:35:15,983 - A CARDIOLOGIST CAN PUT IT IN UNDER LIGHT SEDATION. 978 00:35:16,025 --> 00:35:17,811 - WILL I BE ABLE TO DANCE MY FINAL PERFORMANCE? 979 00:35:17,853 --> 00:35:20,161 - YES, AS LONG AS YOU AVOID THESE CARBS. 980 00:35:20,204 --> 00:35:21,815 AND AFTER YOUR SURGERY, 981 00:35:21,858 --> 00:35:23,817 YOU CAN ENJOY A LONG AND HAPPY RETIREMENT 982 00:35:23,860 --> 00:35:26,166 EATING AS MUCH JUNK FOOD AS YOU WANT. 983 00:35:26,210 --> 00:35:27,211 - THANK YOU. 984 00:35:27,255 --> 00:35:28,864 [Hank and Evan] YOU'RE WELCOME. 985 00:35:34,219 --> 00:35:35,916 - FEED ME, I BEG YOU. 986 00:35:35,958 --> 00:35:38,135 - UH, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT FISH? 987 00:35:38,179 --> 00:35:41,050 - I LOVE FISH. 988 00:35:41,094 --> 00:35:43,402 - THAT'S GOOD, BECAUSE SOME DUDE NAMED JIM 989 00:35:43,445 --> 00:35:46,186 JUST DROPPED OFF TWO DOZEN STRIPED BASS. 990 00:35:46,231 --> 00:35:47,492 SAID THEY WERE FOR YOU, 991 00:35:47,536 --> 00:35:48,536 AND SCARED THE BEJEEZUS OUT OF ME. 992 00:35:48,581 --> 00:35:49,625 - [laughs] ME TOO. 993 00:35:49,668 --> 00:35:51,670 I WILL EXPLAIN OVER DINNER. 994 00:35:51,713 --> 00:35:53,193 THIS IS CIVILIZED. 995 00:35:53,237 --> 00:35:54,804 - YEAH. - LIKE GENTLEMEN. 996 00:35:54,847 --> 00:35:56,458 WE SHOULD DO THIS EVERY NIGHT. 997 00:35:56,501 --> 00:35:59,244 - AS LONG AS YOU STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN, OKAY. 998 00:35:59,286 --> 00:36:00,983 - YOU COOK, I'LL CLEAN. 999 00:36:01,027 --> 00:36:03,552 I'LL EVEN PICK UP MY CLOTHES. OR TRY. 1000 00:36:03,596 --> 00:36:05,380 - HENRY. 1001 00:36:05,423 --> 00:36:06,989 DONE. AND DONE. 1002 00:36:07,034 --> 00:36:10,168 - CLINK. 1003 00:36:10,210 --> 00:36:12,822 THE TWO OF US, KEEPING A HOUSE IN ORDER? 1004 00:36:12,865 --> 00:36:16,260 MOM WOULD BE SO...SHOCKED. 1005 00:36:16,304 --> 00:36:17,391 - HI. 1006 00:36:17,436 --> 00:36:19,568 - OH, HEY. COME ON IN. 1007 00:36:19,612 --> 00:36:21,744 - I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU. 1008 00:36:21,788 --> 00:36:22,831 - OH, YEAH. NO NEED. 1009 00:36:22,876 --> 00:36:24,224 IT'S--IT'S WHAT I DO. 1010 00:36:24,268 --> 00:36:27,663 - WELL, I-I WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU TO EVAN TOO. 1011 00:36:27,706 --> 00:36:29,012 - HI. 1012 00:36:29,056 --> 00:36:31,231 HOW'S THE OLD TICKER? 1013 00:36:31,275 --> 00:36:34,800 - I WAS JUST HEADING OUT TO MOW THE-- 1014 00:36:34,844 --> 00:36:36,411 - BYE. - BYE. 1015 00:36:39,675 --> 00:36:43,244 - SO...I'M LEAVING TOMORROW TO SEE THAT CARDIOLOGIST. 1016 00:36:43,288 --> 00:36:45,202 - TOMORROW? WOW, THAT'S SOON. 1017 00:36:45,246 --> 00:36:47,596 - I KNOW, WHICH IS WHY I WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU 1018 00:36:47,639 --> 00:36:49,119 FOR HELPING ME HAVE SO MUCH FUN. 1019 00:36:49,163 --> 00:36:51,425 - YOU GOT A WARPED SENSE OF FUN, LADY. 1020 00:36:51,469 --> 00:36:52,992 - NO, I MEAN IT. I HAD A GREAT TIME. 1021 00:36:53,036 --> 00:36:54,994 I MEAN, OTHER THAN PASSING OUT A LOT. 1022 00:36:55,038 --> 00:36:57,257 I DID A LOT OF THINGS WITH YOU I HAVEN'T DONE IN YEARS. 1023 00:36:57,302 --> 00:36:58,737 I USUALLY GET THAT 1024 00:36:58,780 --> 00:37:00,914 AFTER I'VE DATED A GIRL FOR A LONG TIME. 1025 00:37:00,956 --> 00:37:02,175 - I'M SERIOUS, EVAN. 1026 00:37:02,219 --> 00:37:04,483 I REALLY LOVED OUR TIME TOGETHER. 1027 00:37:04,525 --> 00:37:06,440 I MEAN, MAYBE IT DIDN'T MEAN MUCH TO YOU, 1028 00:37:06,485 --> 00:37:07,659 BUT IT MEANT A LOT TO ME. 1029 00:37:07,702 --> 00:37:10,923 - UH, IT MEANT A LOT TO ME TOO. 1030 00:37:10,967 --> 00:37:13,492 - BOUGHT A TICKET FOR MACHU PICCHU. 1031 00:37:13,534 --> 00:37:14,710 I'M GONNA HIKE IT. 1032 00:37:14,753 --> 00:37:18,235 I'M FLYING TO CUZCO AFTER THE SURGERY. 1033 00:37:18,278 --> 00:37:19,672 - YOU'RE GOING TO MACHU PICCHU? 1034 00:37:19,715 --> 00:37:21,282 - YEAH, AFTER WHAT YOU SAID, HOW COULD I NOT? 1035 00:37:21,326 --> 00:37:22,630 - OKAY, THIS IS AWKWARD. 1036 00:37:22,675 --> 00:37:24,677 UM, I MADE THAT UP. 1037 00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:26,853 I'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO MACHU PICCHU. 1038 00:37:26,896 --> 00:37:28,507 I-I READ IT IN A MAGAZINE. 1039 00:37:28,550 --> 00:37:30,291 I THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE THE MEAL SOUND BETTER. 1040 00:37:30,335 --> 00:37:32,423 LIKE, I COULDN'T EVEN FIND MACHU PICCHU ON A MAP. 1041 00:37:32,467 --> 00:37:33,467 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT COUNTRY IT'S IN. 1042 00:37:33,512 --> 00:37:35,077 LIKE, MAYBE IT IS A COUNTRY. 1043 00:37:35,121 --> 00:37:37,690 IS IT LIKE A MOUNTAIN VILLAGE, OR WHAT IS IT? 1044 00:37:37,733 --> 00:37:38,907 - WELL, YEAH, AFTER YOU SERVED, UM, 1045 00:37:38,952 --> 00:37:40,300 GARLIC BREAD AND LOBSTER, 1046 00:37:40,344 --> 00:37:41,650 I WAS WONDERING IF THIS GREATEST MEAL EVER 1047 00:37:41,693 --> 00:37:43,869 WAS AT A SIZZLER IN MACHU PICCHU. 1048 00:37:43,913 --> 00:37:45,653 BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER. 1049 00:37:45,697 --> 00:37:47,003 I'M GONNA HAVE AN ADVENTURE, 1050 00:37:47,047 --> 00:37:48,483 AND I NEED AN ADVENTURE. 1051 00:37:48,527 --> 00:37:50,005 - OF COURSE. 1052 00:37:50,050 --> 00:37:51,659 OKAY. 1053 00:37:51,704 --> 00:37:53,052 - YEAH, BUT BEFORE I GO, 1054 00:37:53,096 --> 00:37:55,708 THERE'S JUST THIS ONE THING THAT I HAVE TO DO. 1055 00:38:06,545 --> 00:38:08,634 - GOD, I HATE MACHU PICCHU. 1056 00:38:08,677 --> 00:38:11,637 [soft rock music] 1057 00:38:11,679 --> 00:38:19,644 ♪ 1058 00:38:19,688 --> 00:38:21,777 - THAT'S QUITE A MANEUVER, MAVERICK. 1059 00:38:21,820 --> 00:38:23,474 - MAVERICK? 1060 00:38:23,518 --> 00:38:24,998 WHO'S THAT? 1061 00:38:25,041 --> 00:38:26,608 - OH, I DON'T KNOW, A LITTLE MOVIE CALLED TOP-- 1062 00:38:26,652 --> 00:38:28,697 - TOP GUN. I KNOW, HANK. 1063 00:38:28,740 --> 00:38:29,916 I'M JUST JOKING. 1064 00:38:29,958 --> 00:38:32,570 I AM AWARE OF AMERICAN CULTURE PRE-iPOD. 1065 00:38:32,614 --> 00:38:33,572 - [laughs] 1066 00:38:33,614 --> 00:38:34,572 TALK TO ME, GOOSE. 1067 00:38:34,615 --> 00:38:36,052 [both laugh] 1068 00:38:36,096 --> 00:38:38,358 [plane zooming] 1069 00:38:38,402 --> 00:38:40,360 I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE SUCH A DAREDEVIL. 1070 00:38:40,405 --> 00:38:41,579 - WELL, AS A HEMOPHILIAC, 1071 00:38:41,623 --> 00:38:43,407 WHAT CHOICE DO I HAVE, YOU KNOW? 1072 00:38:43,451 --> 00:38:46,235 EVEN SLICING AN ORANGE CAN BE A DEADLY STUNT. 1073 00:38:48,413 --> 00:38:49,804 DIDN'T DAD FIRE YOU? 1074 00:38:49,849 --> 00:38:51,023 - HE DID. 1075 00:38:51,067 --> 00:38:53,242 FROM BEING YOUR DOCTOR. 1076 00:38:53,286 --> 00:38:54,766 NOT FROM BEING YOUR FRIEND. 1077 00:38:57,552 --> 00:38:58,684 - WANNA TAKE IT FOR A SPIN? 1078 00:38:58,726 --> 00:39:00,641 - UH, NO. NO, THANK YOU. 1079 00:39:00,686 --> 00:39:02,427 FEAR OF FLYING. 1080 00:39:02,469 --> 00:39:07,387 - YEAH, ME TOO. 1081 00:39:07,431 --> 00:39:15,788 ♪ 1082 00:39:15,831 --> 00:39:18,181 - UH, NICE LANDING, GOOSE. 1083 00:39:22,184 --> 00:39:23,664 - HMM, MAYBE I SHOULD'VE RENTED THIS PLACE. 1084 00:39:23,708 --> 00:39:26,320 SHEILA WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE VIEW. 1085 00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:28,365 - YEAH, THIS ONE'S PRETTY NICE. 1086 00:39:28,409 --> 00:39:30,367 ONE OF THE PERKS OF BEING A LOCAL 1087 00:39:30,411 --> 00:39:31,804 IS YOU KNOW ALL THE BEST VIEWS. 1088 00:39:31,847 --> 00:39:33,458 - RIGHT. 1089 00:39:33,501 --> 00:39:34,458 WERE YOU BORN HERE? 1090 00:39:34,501 --> 00:39:36,112 - LOCAL HAMPTONITE. 1091 00:39:36,155 --> 00:39:38,288 ENDANGERED, BUT NOT EXTINCT. 1092 00:39:38,331 --> 00:39:40,465 CITIOTS HAVEN'T KILLED US OFF YET. 1093 00:39:40,507 --> 00:39:43,206 - MM, THANK GOD. RIGHT, CITIOTS. 1094 00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:44,599 WAIT, AM I A CITIOT? 1095 00:39:44,643 --> 00:39:47,297 - I'LL GRANT YOU TEMPORARY MEMBERSHIP TO OUR CLAN. 1096 00:39:47,340 --> 00:39:49,648 - TEMPORARY? WHAT'S UP WITH TEMPORARY? 1097 00:39:49,690 --> 00:39:53,434 WOW. 1098 00:39:53,478 --> 00:39:55,436 - THANKS FOR SEEING JIM. 1099 00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,045 - YEAH, AND I'M SORRY ABOUT THE CLINIC. 1100 00:39:57,090 --> 00:39:58,657 I KNOW HOW IMPORTANT IT WAS TO YOU. 1101 00:39:58,699 --> 00:39:59,831 - WHEN I WAS 12, 1102 00:39:59,875 --> 00:40:01,833 I WAS SURFING, 1103 00:40:01,876 --> 00:40:04,706 AND THIS BOARD TORE INTO MY ARM. 1104 00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:06,315 NEARLY SEPARATED IT FROM MY SHOULDER. 1105 00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,405 AND THE HOSPITAL BILLS WERE 1106 00:40:08,449 --> 00:40:10,364 WAY MORE THAN MY PARENTS COULD HANDLE. 1107 00:40:10,407 --> 00:40:14,367 BUT...HAMPTONS HERITAGE TOOK CARE OF IT. 1108 00:40:14,411 --> 00:40:16,326 AND ME, SO... 1109 00:40:16,369 --> 00:40:19,286 YOU KNOW, I OWE THE PLACE SO MUCH. 1110 00:40:19,329 --> 00:40:20,940 - HMM, THAT'S WHY YOU WORK AT THE HOSPITAL? 1111 00:40:20,983 --> 00:40:21,983 - YEAH, I WANTED TO HELP DO THAT FOR OTHERS. 1112 00:40:22,027 --> 00:40:24,159 BE A PART OF SOMETHING SPECIAL. 1113 00:40:24,204 --> 00:40:27,947 BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT THE SAME PLACE IT WAS. 1114 00:40:27,989 --> 00:40:29,688 WE HAVE SO MUCH LESS MONEY, 1115 00:40:29,731 --> 00:40:32,168 LESS STAFF, LESS EVERYTHING. 1116 00:40:32,211 --> 00:40:34,039 - HMM. AND THAT EXPLAINS THE CLINIC. 1117 00:40:34,083 --> 00:40:35,170 - IT'S A SETBACK. 1118 00:40:35,215 --> 00:40:37,478 THAT'S ALL. 1119 00:40:37,521 --> 00:40:39,045 I DON'T QUIT. 1120 00:40:39,088 --> 00:40:40,873 YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT ABOUT ME. 1121 00:40:40,916 --> 00:40:42,788 CLINIC WILL HAPPEN. 1122 00:40:42,831 --> 00:40:44,746 - I KNOW IT WILL. 1123 00:40:44,789 --> 00:40:47,532 AND LOOK, IN THE FUTURE, IF THERE ARE ANY... 1124 00:40:47,574 --> 00:40:50,447 SHEILAS OR JIMS, YOU JUST GIVE THEM MY NUMBER. 1125 00:40:52,623 --> 00:40:53,581 - GUESS YOU CAN BE BOTH. 1126 00:40:53,625 --> 00:40:55,103 - BOTH? 1127 00:40:55,148 --> 00:40:56,583 - CONCIERGE DOCTOR TO THE RICH, 1128 00:40:56,628 --> 00:40:59,369 AND AN ON-CALL DOCTOR TO THE REST OF US. 1129 00:40:59,413 --> 00:41:01,501 ROBIN HOOD OF MEDICINE. 1130 00:41:01,545 --> 00:41:02,677 [both laugh] 1131 00:41:02,721 --> 00:41:04,461 - AS LONG AS NO TIGHTS ARE INVOLVED. 1132 00:41:04,505 --> 00:41:06,507 - WHY NOT? YOU'VE GOT NICE, STRONG LEGS. 1133 00:41:06,550 --> 00:41:07,552 - DO I, NOW? 1134 00:41:07,594 --> 00:41:09,989 - [laughs] NOT THAT I'VE NOTICED. 1135 00:41:10,032 --> 00:41:11,730 - DO YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING YOU SAID 1136 00:41:11,773 --> 00:41:13,557 WHILE YOU WERE UNDER THE INFLUENCE 1137 00:41:13,601 --> 00:41:14,949 THE OTHER NIGHT? 1138 00:41:14,994 --> 00:41:16,516 - NOT A WORD. WHY? 1139 00:41:16,561 --> 00:41:19,432 - NO REASON. REALLY. 1140 00:41:19,476 --> 00:41:20,565 - BUT, UH... 1141 00:41:20,608 --> 00:41:23,655 FOR THE RECORD, 1142 00:41:23,697 --> 00:41:25,438 YOU ARE CUTE. 1143 00:41:28,572 --> 00:41:30,313 - EXCUSE ME. 1144 00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:34,447 UH, WHAT ARE YOU-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN OUR YARD? 1145 00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:35,840 - UH, JUST LEAVING! 1146 00:41:35,884 --> 00:41:37,233 - THIS IS OUR HOUSE. - WE WERE. 1147 00:41:37,277 --> 00:41:38,452 UH, BY THE WAY, 1148 00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:41,106 GREAT VIEW. GREAT. 1149 00:41:41,150 --> 00:41:43,108 -I KNOW. MY VIEW. 1150 00:41:46,590 --> 00:41:49,550 Captioning byCaptionMax www.captionmax.com 78359

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