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[Pal]

Is there any more coffee,
Jeannie?

Oh, thank you.

Master.
Hm?

Why do you not work
at home today?

Is this not much nicer
than a stuffy, old office?

No, it’s not
a stuffy, old office.

Besides, Roger’s gonna be
picking me up in a few minutes.

We have a conference
with General Peterson.

And I’m taking up a 104

with some experimental
equipment on it.

Now, that’s not stuffy.

And you find that exciting?

It's not supposed
to be exciting.

Well, then why do you do it?

’Cause | like it.

Good morning, Major Healey.

Oh, hi, Roge.
Come on out.

Roge?

What’s wrong?

Look, uh, we'd better
get over to the office.

We have a meeting in, uh,
30 minutes, so, uh...

Well, you got time
for a cup of coffee.

Very nice.

Sit down. Tell me
what’s worrying you.

Oh, what could be worrying me
when | have a friend like you?

Have you had any other
nice wishes today?

What’s on your mind?

There’s nothing on my mind.

I'll tell you what's on my mind.
You know what's on my mind?

If | had my own private genie
and my best friend

wanted to borrow her
from me, I’d let him.

Oh, not again.

Roger, we've been
through all this.

Jeannie won't do me any harm.

Oh, of course not.
You see?

She won't mean to, but that’s
what will happen, anyway.

Well, you know that.

| don't want to keep her.

All | want
is three little wishes.

No.

Two wishes?
Roger.

One teensy-weensy wish?

Oh, please, may I, master?

Listen,

I'll never ask you another thing
in my whole life.

Just one wish.
What have you got to lose?

| don’t know.
| haven't heard the wish yet.

All right, go ahead,
give him a wish.

[GIGGLES]

All | want is one--

One--? One wish?

You’re going to give me a wish?

Oh!

Only one now.
Don't go crazy.

Go crazy?

I’m the richest man
in the whole world.

Oh, am | rich.
Yachts, chateaus.

Ah. You wish to be
the richest man

in the whole world.

No!

Oh, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

Maybe | should look
like Gregory Peck.

Ah, can you imagine all those
girls falling in love with me?

Ah...
Gregory Peck.

Wait!

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

With all that money,

| don't have to look
like Gregory Peck.

With all that money,
| should live long enough

to spend it.

Maybe | should wish
for a long life.

Long life.

Oh, wait!

Roger, would you hurry up?
We got a meeting, remember?

Hold your tongue, will ya?

You may be talking to the next
president of the United States.

Can you imagine that?

The president
of the United States.

Oh, I’m so sorry, Tony.

Oh, | wished
| hadn’t done that.

Oh, Jeannie, you’re wonderful.
And | wished | hadn’t done that.

| wished | hadn’t done it?

Oh, no!

[Pal]

[Pal]

[Pal]

You can’t do this to the next
president of the United States.

You said one wish.

And you've had it.

You mean, I’ve been had.

Oh, | am sorry, Major Healey,
but you did wish for the stain

to disappear.

That's right.
Thanks, Roge.

Oh, thanks,
think nothing of it.

That's the only 5 billion
dollar stain in history.

Goodbye, Jeannie.

Wait a minute!
You mean that was my wish?

That's right.
Oh, wait.

Stains don’t count.

[ARGUING]

[Pal]

[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

[HOSE BLOWING AIR]

Boy, these flies are killing me.

Whew!

Get ’em.

Get ’em, get ‘em.

Hey, hey.

Will ya? Will ya?

I’m-- I’m sorry.

Whew.

Listen, | wanna...

Oh. Sorry.

Look at the grease
on that thing.

All right,
what were you saying?

Oh, | was just saying that, uh--
| was just saying--

Oh, Major Nelson.

Hey, look out!

Roger, what are you doing?

Oh, I’m so--

| don’t understand.

| just Saw you smear him
with that grease,

and his uniform
is absolutely clean.

Yes. Yes, it is,
isn’t it?

Well, how do you explain that,
Major Nelson?

Well, there's really
nothing to explain, sir.

| know what | saw.

Yeah, Roger, will you
put that thing down?

Just put it down.

We gotta stop horsing around.

[YELPS]

Your blouse won't get dirty.

Yeah, it must be the experiment
we re working on, sir.

This is the most incredible
thing I’ve ever seen.

And since you've
been here, Major Nelson,

I’ve seen some pretty
incredible things.

Yeah. Well, there’s
nothing to it, sir.

It's the simplest thing
in the world.

How do you do it?

It’s the X Factor, sir.

You just, uh, spray
this fluid on the material,

and it keeps it
from permeating.

Remarkable.

Yes. well, if you'll excuse us,
we have a briefing.

Briefing.
What do you mean?

Oh, briefing.

ROGER:
Briefing.

Let’s don’t be late
for the briefing.

Oh, general,
I’ve got to talk to you.

Is anything wrong?

Wrong?

Oh, uh, just a moment, sir.

Oh, captain, would you please
see the general isn’t disturbed?

Thank you.

General Peterson,
unless | miss my guess,

we'll be showing this

to the president of
the United States by nightfall.

Looks like a can
of fly spray.

It might look like a can
of fly spray, sir,

but it’s probably the most
exciting discovery ever made.

Would you mind standing up?

You want me to stand up?

Please, general.

Well, uh, what does it do?

You'll see, general.
You'll see.

It has a X Factor in it.

Now, first we spray
on the X Factor,

then we put on...

some black grease.

Just like this.

Now, you watch.
Watch closely.

Tea?

Yeah.

No, no, no.

Oh, | wish | hadn’t blown
that wish this morning.

You oughta consider
yourself lucky.

It’s the first time I’ve ever
known Jeannie to grant a wish

and not have it
cause a disaster.

A disaster?
Yeah.

Oh, a disaster.
Wait a minute.

You know how big this is?

A material
that’s indestructible?

Indestructible?
Who said?

Listen, when Jeannie blinks,
she doesn’t fool around.

Of course not.

Say, you know you've stumbled
on something really marvelous.

Oh, do you really
think so, master?

Yeah.

Do you have any idea
what this could do

to the housewives
all over the world?

Well, they'll never have to wash
clothes or mend anything.

Nothing will ever get dirty.
Or torn.

Or torn, right.
Torn.

What are you doing?
What are you doing to my--?

Well, what are you gonna do?

| want to cut a piece out
of this and have it analyzed.

What are you doing?

| broke the scissors.

The scissors.

| saw it.

Your blouse broke
the scissors.

Well, how do you
explain that, major?

Well, it’s part of the same
experiment we're working on.

Well, then why didn't
the other fluid work?

Oh, the other?

Well, it, uh,
probably wasn’t fresh.

No, it has to be fresh.
Right. Exactly.

Is this fresh?

Yes.
Oh, we just got it.

If you don’t mind,
I'll take this.

Why don't he get
his own coffee?

Tea.
Tea.

Believe me, general,
| Know what went wrong.

The X Factor wasn’t fresh.

The X Factor wasn’t fresh.

I've just seen
this demonstrated.

Watch the scissors break.

Did you realize we can make
anything in the world

with this material?

We can make suits
and dresses and fabrics.

There’s no limit
to what we can do.

Roger, we're not gonna make
anything out of it.

Oh, but why, master?
Well, think, Jeannie,

if this ever got
on the market,

it could-- Well, it could
destroy our whole economy.

| don’t think there’d be
a fabric firm in existence.

It would affect, uh--

Well, tailoring establishments,

and, uh, cleaning and--
And clothing manufacturers,

and finally, it'd get
down to trucks

and railroad cars
and gasoline.

You dirty blouse.

Let’s destroy it
before it destroys us.

How are you going to destroy it?
I’m gonna burn it.

Here. But | do not think
it will burn, master.

| wasn’t planning
on using a match.

[Pal]

lll hold the torch, Tony.
You light it.

There we are.

Here.
You hold it.

Let’s get
this thing...

There we are.

Stand back.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

ROGER:
Watch that we don’t burn
the garage down.

All right.
Let’s give this a try.

There’s not a mark on it.
| can’t believe it.

| don’t believe it, either.

But I--
| just saw it.

BELLOWS:
You shot that flame
at this blouse.

TONY:
Yes, I-- I-- Yes, | did.

You saw it, Major Healey.

Well, I...

And this blouse is untouched.
You said so yourself.

Did |? Yeah.
Oh, | did. Yes.

Don’t think | don’t know
what you're up to.

You're trying to keep
this to yourself.

TONY:
Oh, no, sir.
It's just not ready yet.

BELLOWS:
| want the secret formula
that you used on this, major.

The X Factor.

Uh, we just ran out, sir.

As a matter of fact,
we just ran out right now.

What’s this?

"Secret Formula."

Uh-huh.

"X Factor."

This is it.

Oh, no, sir.

That's really not it.
It's not--

I'll just take
this with me.

[STAMMERING]
Sir, you see, it’s not--

It’s still
in the experimental stage.

Mm, Major Nelson, | want you
to keep yourself available.

Unless | miss my guess,
within 24 hours,

we re going to be
at the White House.

Now, keep your eye
on the blouse, general.

It won’t even be touched.

[Pal]

[Pal]

Here. Let me get it
for you.

Are you moving
to another office, sir?

You might say that.
Permanently.

| beg your pardon, sir?

Oh, haven't they told you?

General Peterson has transferred
me out of Cape Kennedy.

Why?

Because he’s found
a place where he thinks

| might be more useful.

I’m going
to Iceland.
Sir?

To work with the Eskimo.

Why would General Peterson
do a thing like that?

Your X Factor, major.

My what?

Well, |, uh...

| tried to show
General Peterson how it worked.

| destroyed three
of his uniforms.

You didn't.

| don’t understand it,

but, uh, the X Factor seems only
to have worked for you, yes?

Sir, if | knew you were gonna
do a thing like that,

| would have stopped you.

Would you?
Yes.

I’m sorry | couldn't have
stayed around here long enough

to find out what makes you tick.

Next to me, you're
probably the most interesting

psychiatric case
l’ve ever come across.

Next to you, sir?

Yes.

Sometimes | think
I’m losing my mind.

One minute I’m rational
and then the next minute--

You do things that--

Oh, well, maybe the Eskimos
will be good for me.

They’re simple people.

They don't float in the air
or change the days of the week

or control the weather.

Sir, perhaps if | have a word
with General Peterson myself--

It won't do any good.
He’s in a very upset state.

|, uh-- When | left him,
he was bellowing.

No, I--

| wouldn't go in there
if | were you.

Uh, sir, perhaps--

Oh, I'd appreciate it very much

if you'd write to me
from time to time

and, uh, let me know
what you're...

doing.

Yes, Sir.

Good luck, sir.

Thank you.

[WHISTLES]

Quartermaster?

Oh, hi, captain.

Yeah, this is Major Healey.
Mm-hm.

Look, | was just wondering,

how much do we spend
a year on uniforms?

Oh, that much.

Look, | was just wondering,

uh, what would you think
about this, uh--

What if | came up
with a uniform

that if you put grease on it,
it wouldn't spot.

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

And you couldn't cut it.

| mean, you couldn't tear it
or rip it or anything.

Or, if you put a torch to it,
it wouldn't burn.

[LINE CLICKS]

Captain?

Why would | keep
Dr. Bellows here?

He’s dangerous.

Well, sir, ve worked
with Dr. Bellows

for the last two years.

And believe me, he’s a man--
| know what he is.

He walked into this office,

said we were going
to Washington, D.C.,

put some fly spray on me,
and he smeared grease

all over my uniform.

Yes, but I-l--

Then he came back
with a pair of scissors,

put some tea on me and started
cutting up another uniform.

And then he came in,
and he set fire to this.

Kind of scorched it.

I-I-| don’t suppose
it could be patched.

I’ve got to get him
out of here

before | run out of clothes.

Look what | gotta wear!

Well, uh, you see, Dr. Bellows
is rather highly-strung, sir.

Highly-strung?
He’s snapped.

I’m sure if you’d give him
another chance, general,

he would be--
If | gave him another chance,

by next Monday
I'd be naked.

No, sir.

Let the Eskimos worry
about him for a while.

Well, | feel partially
responsible for this, general.

You see, Dr. Bellows saw
Major Healey and |

conducting an experiment,

and he thought we were able to
take an ordinary piece of cloth

and make it
practically indestructible.

Tony, | admire loyalty
in any man.

I’m only coming
to his defense, sir,

because | don’t want
to see an injustice done.

Tony, | want to give you
a little advice.

Yes, Sir.

It's the same advice
I'd give you

if you were my own son.

Yes, Sir.

Get out.

[Pal]

Check.

[SIGHS]

[LAUGHS]

Checkmate.

Congratulations.

Oh, thank you, master.

Is anything wrong?

They're sending
Dr. Bellows to Iceland.

Oh!

And this does not please you?

No. It does not please me.

Oh, well, where would you
like him to go?

| wouldn't like him
to go anywhere.

Jeannie, Dr. Bellows
is being punished

for something
that was not his fault.

And would you like
to know whose fault it is?

Hm, no, | do not think so.

One little wish.

You grant Roger Healey
one little wish,

and we lose Dr. Bellows.

He’s a very good man.

This base can’t afford
to lose him.

Well, did you explain
this to General Peterson?

General Peterson.

He just tossed me
out of his office.

He-- He toss--

[GRUNTING]
Now, wait a minute!

Now, don't, please.

Not General Peterson.
| don’t need that.

No, | really don’t need that.

Well, surely there must be
someone above General Peterson?

Yeah. Well,
there’s General Burke.

That’s his immediate superior.
But he’s at the Pentagon.

How would | ever
explain that to him?

Oh, do not worry, master.
| will explain it.

Yeah...

[Pal]

Oh!

[JEANNIE’S VOICE]
Good afternoon, airman.

Yes?

Ah, it’s General Patterson.

Peterson.

Ah, of course.

I’m Colonel Harris.

General Burke sent me.

Well, I’m very happy
to know you, colonel.

General Burke here?

Here?
No, he’ll be down later.

He wanted me to tell you
how pleased he is

with the work you've
been doing, general.

Is he?

Well, we all try
to do our best.

We have a good team here,
you know.

Those are the general's
exact words.

Um, may | tell you
something in confidence?

Why, certainly, colonel.

The reason the general
is coming here

is to give
a special commendation

to one of the members
of your team.

Well, that’s wonderful.
Who is he?

Uh, Dr. Bellows.

Dr. Bellows.

Uh, General Burke says
he’s been doing a great job.

Well, where is he, general?

Well, as a matter of fact,

Dr. Bellows is-- Is just
leaving on a little trip.

He may even be gone by now.

General Burke is gonna be
surprised to hear

you could spare him.

But | suppose
it’s just for the weekend.

You know, General Burke
and Dr. Bellows

are old classmates.

Old classmates.

| didn’t know that.

Oh, yes.

General Burke thinks
the world of Dr. Bellows.

He does?

Yes, they're cousins.

They’re cousins.

First cousins.

Well, | don’t think
Dr. Bellows

will be going away on
that trip after all.

You tell General Burke
I'd find it hard

to get along without him.

Oh, goody!

Um, uh, the General
will be pleased to hear that.

Will you excuse me
for a moment, colonel?

Just make yourself at home.

[LAUGHING]

Whee!

Oh, Dr. Bellows, I--

Yes, general?

What are you doing?

Doing?
I’m packing.

Packing?
Where you going?

Where am | going?

You’ve sent me to Siberia--

Um, | mean, Iceland.

Do you know the trouble
with you, doctor?

[CHUCKLING]
You're too sensitive.

I’m too sensitive?

Well, you don't really think
we could get along around here

without you, did ya?

But, general, you ordered me
to pack my things and get out.

[CHUCKLING]
Oh.

And you thought | meant it?

Didn't you?

Well, as | was just saying
to a friend of your cousin's,

| couldn't possibly
get along without you.

My cousin’s?

After all, uh,
what’s a few uniforms?

General, you mean | don’t
have to leave Cape Kennedy?

Why, | wouldn't dream
of letting ya go.

I'll deduct the uniforms
from your pay.

| don’t know what to say.

Well, don't say anything.

And Doctor?
Yes?

Try to get plenty of rest.

| certainly will.

Oh, and I’m awfully sorry
about your uniforms.

Oh, forget it.

Oh, I'll never forget it,
general.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

So Jeannie came back here,
and she called General Peterson

and told him that General Burke
would not be able to make it

until the later part
of the month.

Oh, that’s marvelous.

Well, | guess the old quack
is still with us.

He’s not a quack, Roger.
He’s a very competent man.

Oh, | enjoyed getting him
out of trouble.

Mm.
Well, you should.

You enjoyed getting him
into it enough.

| did not.

You did too.
Are you finished?

Huh? Yeah.

Look, Jeannie--
| did not.

You did too.

Listen, | know you
didn't mean to--

[ARGUING]

Wait a minute, will ya?

I’m the one that got cheated
out of the wish.

| didn’t get to finish
my strawberry shortcake.

Now, all | want is one wish.
What’s wrong with that?

No, no, Roger.
Just one.

I’m not gonna grant...
Now, wait a minute.

Please, master, may |, please?

Now, don’t you start on me.
She wants to give me--

I’ve had enough
of this. No!

No-- All right!
All right!

All right?

You mean you're gonna
give me one wish?

Oh, boy!
I’m rich.

Oh, yachts and chateaus.

Chateaus and yachts.
Yeah, | got it.

Wait, no.
Wait, wait, wait!

I'll be a rich movie star,
that’s it.

A movie star.
Movie star?

Rich movie star.
No, no, no, no!

Oh, wait. Maybe | should be
a brain surgeon.

Brain surgeon.

Roger, you know, you're
the funniest man I’ve ever met.

You know something?

You know what | wished
when | was a little boy?

l-| wished | were
the funniest man in the world.

Here, you hold this
and I'll hold this.

Aw.

Hi, Groucho.

[Pal]