All language subtitles for gi6-idreamofjeannie-s02e02-repack-1080p (1)_track3_[eng]

[BUZZING]

Five, six, seven, eight.

Nine, 10, 11, 12, 13...

[Pal]

[BUZZING STOPS]

What’s the matter?
What’s the matter?

Go back to sleep, master.

W-what time is it?

It's 7:00.

Please go back to sleep,
you re exhausted.

Seven o'clock!

Jeannie, | gotta get dressed.

| have my regular Monday
morning meeting in an hour.

Oh, master, you are
working much too hard.

You have worked 24 hours a day
for the past five weeks.

Yeah, | Know.
Well, it can’t be helped.

I’m getting ready
for our space shot.

Oh, but you must have time
to play and relax.

Well, | relax on Sunday.

It's too bad every day
can’t be a Sunday, huh?

That is a marvelous idea.

What’s a marvelous idea?

Wait--

You may get back
into bed now, master.

Today is Sunday.

| will serve you
Sunday breakfast in bed.

No, no, no, no.
Today is Monday.

General Peterson and the whole
NASA staff is waiting.

Really, they are--
[DOORBELL RINGS]

There’s Roger,
come to pick me up.

[GIGGLING]

I’m sorry, Roger.
| overslept.

Good morning.

Hey, you better get dressed.

We tee off in 15 minutes.

[Pal]

[Pal]

[Pal]

Roger, are you going
to the office dressed like that?

Office?

I’m gonna play golf.

[GIGGLES]

On a Monday?

Boy, you are mixed up.

It’s Sunday morning.

| tried to tell him,
Major Healey, it is Sunday.

No, no, no, no.
Yesterday was Sunday.

We-- We played golf yesterday,
remember?

That was last Sunday.

Look, you gonna play
or aren’t ya?

The whole foursome
is waiting for us.

Uh, we’re-- We’re due
in General Peterson’s office

for a meeting in--
In, uh, less than an hour.

A meeting on Sunday?

When did all
this happen?

All right, forget it.

When General Peterson
asks me where you are,

Ill tell him
you’re playing golf.

I’m gonna get dressed.

[GIGGLES]

Jeannie, this is not exactly
what | had in mind.

Oh, but, master,
it is Sunday.

The sun is shining,
the birds are twittering.

Jeannie.
It’s a perfect day
to play golf, and...

| was--

[SIGHS]

Very well, master.

Oh, thank you,
thank you.

Uh, Roger, are you sure
you won't change your mind?

General Peterson has
a terrible temper, you know.

| told you there’s no meeting.

Now, come on, let’s go
and play golf, huh?

All right, Ill let you know
how the meeting went.

| will see you
in a little while, master.

No, you won't, Jeannie.

Yes, | will.
No, you won't.

Yes, | will.

[Pal]

Hi, Eddie.

Morning, Major Nelson.

They got you working
on Sundays, huh?

Sundays?
All day.

| guess you astronauts
have no sense of time.

[CHUCKLING]
Yeah, yeah.

She didn't.

Jeannie.

Jeannie.

You are back.

What would you like for Sunday
morning breakfast, master?

| wouldn't like anything
for Sunday morning breakfast

because it’s not Sunday.

Now-- Now, you stop this,
young lady.

[GIGGLES]

Stop what?

Stop making it Sunday.

Oh, | will.
As soon as you are rested.

No, I’m not asking you,
I’m telling you.

Now, you seem to forget
who’s master around here.

| can’t go on
like this--

Uh, Jeannie, come back,
where are you?

Now, I-l want to get
this settled, right now.

Look here.

Um...

Jeannie, be reasonable.

You can't go around stopping
the days of the week.

What'll happen
if every day is Sunday?

You would rest and relax.

Husbands could spend
more time with their wives,

mothers could be
with their children,

genies could be
with their masters.

Oh, | think it is
a lovely idea.

Yes.

Jeannie, that’s the worst idea
you've had in 2000 years.

Oh, but why, master?

Everyone needs time
for relaxing.

Um...

Do you--? Do you know what kind
of chaos this could create?

| only know that you have been
working too hard,

and it is not good
for you.

Jeannie.

It is no use talking
about it, master.

This is for your own good.

It is going to remain Sunday
until you have rested.

It will give you a chance to do
all those things you enjoy.

I’m not gonna enjoy anything,

and I’m not
gonna let you do this.

| am gonna put my foot down.
[MAGIC BOINGS]

[TRUMPETS]

[ROARS]

Jeannie!

Jeannie.

Oh, you look handsome
in that outfit, master.

Oh, you like it?

Did you enjoy your safari?

Why did you do it?

| thought you would be pleased.

Uh, the next time you plan
on sending me someplace,

do me a favor.

Let me know first.

But you--

You told me you always wanted
to go on a safari.

Yes, oh, yes, yes, but--
But not on office hours.

You see, there’s
a time for working,

and there’s a time
for tiger hunting.

Did you bag a tiger, master?

No. No, as a matter of fact,
a tiger almost bagged me.

Is this the one, master?

[STAMMERING]
Huh?

[SHOUTS]

Oh, | don’t know,
| don’t know.

A tiger’s a tiger.

Right, now, you’ve got your rug,
can | go back to work now?

| mean, would you--?

Make it Monday, so | can go
back to the office?

Thou canst not.

Now, w-what do you mean,
| canst not?

You have not had
any fun yet.

Jeannie,
thou better make it Monday,

or I'm gonna put thee
in thy bottle

and throw you back on the beach
where | found you.

Now, come on, | mean it.

Please enjoy thyself.

[Pal]

Good shot.

Oh, thank you.
Thank you very much.

Say, aren't you Pancho Segura?

Yes, | wasn’t planning
on playing doubles.

[LAUGHING]
Neither was I.

Um, I’m sorry | dropped
in on you like this.

Just carry on.

Who’s that?

[CHUCKLES]

Jeannie!

How did the tennis game go,
master?

About the same
as the tiger hunt.

Now, listen, young lady--

| am knitting you
a ski sweater.

Yeah, well, you can forget it
because I’m not going skiing.

Oh, but you love to ski.

Yeah, | ski on my vacation.

This is your vacation.

Oh, Jeannie,
you can't stop time.

Oh, but you are wrong, master.

| already have.

What do you think would happen
if every day were Sunday?

Oh, it would be
wonderful, master.

Children could stay home
from school,

no one would have
to go to work.

You could play golf every day

and become the greatest golfer
in the whole country.

There wouldn't be a country
to play golf in.

l-| don’t know what it was
like in old Baghdad,

but our whole economy
is built on people working.

Why must people work, master?

Well, to make a living.

And then?

And then, well, one day
they hope to work long enough,

so they can save up
enough money to-- To retire.

And then?

And then they can stop working.

Good.

| have taken a short cut.

With my system,
everyone can stop working now.

Hm, | hope | have
these sleeves long enough.

How long is it
gonna be Sunday?

Until you are rested, master.

You are pale, you have circles
under your eyes,

and your little hand
is trembling.

My whole body is trembling.

When are you gonna
turn Sunday off?

And you are shouting at me.

That is always a sign
that you are nervous.

Nervous!

You're driving me
out of my mind!

You are shouting again.

Yeah--
[DOORBELL RINGS]

Oh, well, I--

| will finish
this elsewhere.

[Pal]

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Oh.
Good morning,
Major Nelson.

Oh, forgive me for intruding
on your Sunday like this,

but | broke my lawn mower,

and | wondered whether
| might borrow yours.

I’m glad you're here. | have
to talk to you right away.

What day is this?

Today is Sunday.

That's what everybody thinks.

Today is Monday.

Well, it’s true that in
some parts of the world--

Everywhere.

Doctor, time has stopped.

"Time has stopped."
Yes, sir.

Your clock is running.

The clocks haven't stopped,
just the calendar.

Just the calendar.

Yes, sir.

Every day is Sunday,

and if we don’t do something
about it,

the world could be destroyed.

How long has it
been Sunday, major?

Uh, yesterday was Sunday,
and today is Sunday,

but what really
worries me is that...

tomorrow is gonna be Sunday.

And the day after that,

unless | get some rest.

Yes, you must rest.

Well, I-- | haven’t got time
to go on tiger hunts

and play tennis,
not with a space shot coming up,

you can see that.

Of course | can, now you
just lie down right there.

All over the world
people are gardening

and golfing and fishing.

What’s gonna happen to the
factories and all the offices?

| thought | could handle
this myself, but | need help.

Yes, major, you certainly do.

But don’t you worry.

Except that I’m
the only one who can do it.

By getting plenty of rest

and getting rid of these circles
under my eyes, see, here.

You just lie there.
I'll be right back.

Thank you.
Where are you going, doctor?

To call a calendar-maker,
to stop the calendars for you.

Thank you.

Dr. Bellows.

Oh, it will be beautiful.

Jeannie,
Dr. Bellows thinks I’m crazy.

He was probably upset
because you yelled at him.

Uh, General Peterson,
could you come right over?

It's Major Nelson again.

He thinks the calendar
has stopped.

Yes, general.

No, it has nothing to do with
Einstein’s theory of relativity.

It has to do
with Major Nelson.

He thinks every day is Sunday.

[CLICK]

Hello?

Try it on.

No.

Ah.

It fits perfectly.

Well, | must finish
the right arm.

Jeannie, will you stop
fooling around?

I’m telling you
for the last time--

Jeannie!

[SCREAMS]

Jeannie!

| came over to borrow
Major Nelson’s lawn mower,

and he said,
"Doctor, | need your help."

And | said,
"You need my help?"

And then he said,
"What day is it?"

And | said, "It’s Sunday,"
and then he said,

"No, it's Monday, only
everyone thinks it’s Sunday.

"You see, every day is Sunday,
the calendar has stopped.

| haven’t got time for tiger
hunting and playing tennis."

And then | said,

"You lie down,
I'll go get some help."

So | called General Peterson,
and he hung up on me.

And then | went back
upstairs again and...

Major Nelson had vanished
into thin air--

Thin air.

And | only wanted
to borrow his lawn mower.

Are you feeling all right, sir?

Major Healey.

What is it, sir?

What day is it?

What day is it?

It’s Sunday, sir.

Is it?

Are you sure?

Sure, I’m sure, sir.

Oh, | feel a lot better.

Oh, thank you,
thank you, Major Healey.

It must of-- Must have been
the touch of the sun.

Well, it could happen
to anyone, sir.

[CHUCKLES]

There-- There’s something
about this house.

There’s...

something about this house.

If, uh, you want to borrow,
uh, Tony’s lawn mower,

he keeps it in the garage.

No...

| wouldn’t touch
his lawn mower.

Anybody home?

Tony!

[SNIFFLING]

ROGER:
Tony!

Tony?

Anybody home?

[SIGHS]

Oh, hi, Jeannie.

Hello, Major Healey.

Uh, where’s Tony?

Major Nelson is skiing.

In Cocoa Beach?

In Switzerland.

Oh, uh, are you--?
Are you going somewhere?

| am leaving.

When will you be back?

I’m not coming back.

Why?

| sent Major Nelson skiing

on the highest mountain
in Switzerland.

Yeah?

| found out he cannot ski.

Oh.

Oh, | try to please him,

but everything | do
turns out wrong.

Jeannie, he’s, uh--
He’s awfully crazy about you.

| wish you'd talk to him
before you go.

He said he wanted
to put me in my bottle

and throw me back on
the beach where he found me.

Well, since you'll
be changing masters,

| have a little room
at my place, and | was thinking

since you like to keep busy,
| have a few hundred things--

l-- | am sorry, Major Healey,

but | do not want any other
master than Major Nelson.

Say goodbye for me,
will you please?

Yeah, yeah. Goodbye.

And see that he rests.

Oh yeah, rest--

Eats properly, and--
Properly.

And you give him
a big kiss for me.

Don't cry,
I'll give him a big kiss.

Tell him | love him.

All right,
Ill take care of him.

You hold this please?

All right.

There goes the nicest genie
| ever met in my whole life.

Jeannie!

Tony, what are you doing here?

| live here.
Where is she?

| thought you were
in Switzerland.

Yeah, come on,
where is she?

Jeannie?
Yeah.

Oh, Jeannie.

Well, uh...

Come on, come on.

Well, she--
She just left.

Well, when she gets back,

there’s a few things
| wanna tell her.

| don't think
she’s coming back.

What do you mean,
not coming back?

Well, | mean she--
She packed her bags and left,

and she’s not coming back.

She wouldn't do
a step-out thing like that--

Well, she was pretty upset.

What'd she say?

Well, she said that
you should eat properly

and to, uh-- And--
And that she loves you.

Yeah?

Yeah?

Well, she might have waited till
| got back to say goodbye, huh?

Well, | suppose
it’s for the best.

We can all get back to work.

Probably, for the best.
Yeah.

Uh, let’s get back
to the base, huh?

W-what for?
It's Sunday.

Sunday?

What’s the matter?

You know what she did?
No, what?

She went away, and she forgot
to turn the calendar back on.

[Pal]

Oh, good morning,
Doctor Bellows.

Major Healey, is,
uh, Major Nelson in?

Yeah, he’s out
on the patio.

He’s feeling
awfully depressed.

Maybe you can cheer him up.

Depressed?

Yes, Sir.
Hm.

| didn’t mean
to yell at you.

You're right.
Absolutely right.

| have been working too hard.

You know how | feel about you.

l’d-- I'd like
to marry you, but--

| can't.

People wouldn't understand.

When we first met, you said
you’d do anything for me.

Well, I’m asking you
to do something for me now.

I’m asking you
to forgive me.

Please, say something.

No, | don’t blame you.

Goodbye.

[PIANO KEYS SOUND]

You play very well,
Major Nelson.

| don’t play the piano, sir.

[PIANO KEYS SOUND]

Please, go on.

| didn’t mean to interrupt
your conversation.

You heard what | said?

Yes, Major Nelson,

but I’m sure you have one
of your marvelous explanations.

No.

Did you say no, sir?

Yes.

| don’t care
what happens to me now.

I’m gonna explain
everything to you.

Everything?

Everything.

You mean about the yacht,
the elephant, the tree?

Everything.

Major Nelson,
you don't know how long

I’ve waited for this moment.

It all started--
Wait!

If you don’t mind, Id like
to have a witness here.

Now that I’m gonna confess,
| feel better already.

We're all going to feel
a lot better.

General Peterson?
Dr. Bellows.

Could you come over to Major
Nelson’s house right away, sir?

He has a problem he’d like
to discuss with us.

What kind of a problem?

Well, this time I'd like you
to hear it for yourself, sir.

Well, | was on my way
to the golf course.

I'll stop off
on my way over.

It all started when I--

Please, not until
General Peterson gets here.

Yeah, but I--
Wait, until | have a witness.

Why don't you go
and put some coffee on?

Coffee.

Coffee-- Oh, yes, coffee.

That’s a good boy.

[PIANO KEYS SOUND]

JS La-la, la-la, la-la

[Pal]

Jeannie!

Good morning, master.

[GIGGLES]
Shh!

Jeannie, you're back.

Oh, | tried to stay away,
but | could not, master.

Then you said all
those lovely things to me.

Did you really mean
what you said, master?

Yes, | meant every word.

| missed you, Jeannie.

Oh, and | missed you, master.

Oh, | will try never again
to interfere with your work.

[DOORBELL RINGS]
Yeah--

I-- | don’t think you're gonna
have to worry about that.

| don't have any more work.

What do you mean?

Well, that’s General Peterson.

I’m trapped.

Oh, he shall not stay.

| will blink him far away.

No...
It rhymed.

[GIGGLES]
What?

"He shall not stay,
| shall blink him far away."

That’s it.
Huh?

That’s it.

Do you want me
to blink him away?

No. No, | want you
to stay out of sight.

| may need you.

[Pal]

Oh, hello, General Peterson.

Hello, Tony.

How you feeling?

Oh, fine.
Never felt better.

Of course you haven't.

Confession is very good
for the soul.

Now, we're ready
to hear you, major.

You’re ready to hear me, sir?

Well, don’t be shy, major.

You're gonna tell the whole
thing to the general, right?

Oh, yes, yes.

You want to hear the whole song?
The whole song?

| was working on the lyrics
when Dr. Bellows came in.

The lyrics?
But you said--

Yes, | said,
"When we first met,

"you said you'd do
anything for me.

Well, I’m asking you
to do something now."

That's the title
of the song, sir.

"I’m Asking You
to do Something Now."

I've been working
on the melody too.

PETERSON:
Doctor, is this what you--?

Well, as long as I’m here,
why don’t you play it for me?

[CHUCKLING]
You want me to play it for you?

Yeah, on the piano.

Yeah, on-- On-- On--
On-- On the piano.

Well, I-- I--

Right, please,

uh, sit down,
gentlemen, please.

Now.

[PIANO PLAYING]

< When, uh, we first met I

~ You said you'd
Do anything for me f

ft Well, I’m asking you to do
Some-- Something now-w-w-w J

f Tell me that you
Love me, baby J

f Tell me you'll
Always be true f

~ Put an end
To all this maybe J

f Tell me that | belong
To you-oh-ah I

It's about this young couple
that want to get married

and their parents
are opposed to it.

It’s sort of like
Romeo and Juliet.

[SOUNDS]

[CHUCKLES]

Well, what did you think?

This time you're right.

He’s got a problem.

Well, thank you, general,
but that’s not the problem--

You didn't like--?
You didn't like the song, sir?

I’m no judge, Tony,

but as a songwriter--

Tony, you're the greatest
astronaut in the program.

Thank you.

But, general,
this isn’t what I--

Tony, if | were you,
uh...

I'd forget
about the songwriting.

Yes, Sir.
If you say so, sir.

I’m glad you
asked me over, doctor.

Yes.

Uh, let me see you
to the door, sir.

Now, listen, Tony,
all this...

He was talking to that bottle.

He said, "I-- You know I'd like
to marry you, but | can't."

| heard him.

Where did | go wrong?

[Pal]

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

Uh, come on in, Roge.

[WHISTLING]

What are you all
dressed up for?

What am |
dressed up for?

What are you
dressed up for?

Well, we’re gonna
go play golf, remember?

Play golf
on Monday morning?

General Peterson and the whole
staff are waiting for us.

No, no, yesterday was
Saturday, today’s Sunday.

Would you pull
yourself together?

It's Monday morning.

Jeannie!

Yes, master?

What have you
done with Sunday?

Well, you said you wished there
were more work days in the week,

so | have taken away Sunday
and given you two Mondays

because last week
we had three Sundays.

Do you like Tuesday,
master?

| think that
iS a very nice day.

And if you like,
| can give you three Tuesdays.

[Pal]