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Man, why don't you call Antonio?
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You've been telling me all trip long
to forget him, and now I should call him?
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Yes, just to get us out of here.
Then you can happily tell him to get lost.
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So, do you know now
who you're going to call?
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- You're so annoying.
- Watch your mouth. I am fed up already.
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What do you mean to do?
Lock me up?
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I'm already in jail.
You can do nothing!
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That's what you think.
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Calm down.
Stop provoking him.
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I'm running out of patience. Either you call
now or the three will be here until Monday.
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The proper way to say it
is 'the three of you'.
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Fuck off, and you of the three
will stay here until Monday.
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- He got mixed up.
- Right. Officer, wait a second, please.
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- I got his restaurant's business card.
- Again?
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You have donuts?
You always do on TV.
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- That's the American police, the fat ones.
- I'm hungry.
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- Another little push?
- I can't wait to get out of here.
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OK.
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- Could you please bring me my purse?
- Sure, like the nice little hotel this is.
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Fuck it, Alcala.
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We have fucking cancer!
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9 MONTHS BEFORE
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THE WISH LIST
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So much love! You're the one
that gives most love of all.
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That's it now, that's it.
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- Hey, how is Pinta doing?
- She didn't eat anything yet.
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- And she won't let me touch her.
- Oh, my God.
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- She didn't eat anything at all?
- Nothing at all.
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We'll have to do something
or nobody will take her.
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A second half still remained to break off
a 3-century long incommunication.
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We ran out.
And I won't take the pill anymore.
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That's fine.
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- I'll go to the drugstore myself right now.
- Sit down!
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Just now you couldn't be bothered to get
bread and now you'll run to the drugstore?
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Not having bread and being a father
are really different issues, honey.
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Antonio, what's up?
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You don't want a child or what?
I do.
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- My biological clock is clocking out.
- I know, honey.
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- I just need more time.
- How much time?
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- Two years.
- Two years?
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- You have two months.
- How did we go from 2 years to 2 months?
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- You want to make it two weeks?
- No, no, no! OK, OK. Two months.
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Two months then.
Don't be upset.
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Guys, I told you before.
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De Niro for De Niro,
Pacino for Pacino.
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Will I have to tell you again?
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They're good people, love.
Be patient.
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Honey!
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- Look what I got!
- Don't yell!
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- What's that?
- I got a present for you.
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You will be amazed. It's my way
of saying sorry for earlier.
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I love presents.
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Come on, open it.
You'll see!
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- What the fuck is this, Antonio?
- 36 boxes of contraceptive pills. What now?
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I say I want to be a mother and your answer
is 3 years worth of pills?
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- Are you stupid?
- Don't be like that.
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I had to visit 4 different drugstores.
I looked like a character from Narcos.
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- I shouldn't be like this?
- What's wrong?
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You know what?
I'm leaving you!
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It's over! I don't ever want
to see your fucking face again!
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- Please...
- He really is stupid. Stupid.
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- What happened?
- Men. That's what happened.
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- When did you get a dog?
- Today.
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- Pinta, meet Mar. Mar, meet Pinta.
- What about De Niro and Pacino?
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They haven't talked yet, but I think
they're happy with their sister.
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- I'm glad. You got wine?
- Yes.
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- Open a bottle. I'll leave this in my room.
- OK.
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I wish it were true, But I know
you will go back to Antonio tomorrow.
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No, no. It's over for real.
I'm sick and tired.
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It's not like any other time before, no.
And let me tell you something.
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If I ever want to go back, if I ever
want to call him up, you can just hit me.
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OK. I will punch you in your face.
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I am sick of little boys. I want real men.
Men who will accept a commitment.
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- Men who are not afraid.
- Baby, there are no real men. Some men...
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Some men, I don't know, who'll look at you,
will want you...
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They will kiss you with a look.
Well, they do not exist.
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Now there are only
bodybuilders with tattoos, hipsters...
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Falling in love is impossible.
That's just the way it is.
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- This talk is really cheering me up.
- Girl, I'm sorry.
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Give me more wine.
I have 5 years worth of man to forget.
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Let's go, wine.
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- Let's see.
- What's wrong?
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Nothing is wrong.
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Well, I need you to touch
one of my boobs.
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- Touch one of your boobs?
- I'm not joking.
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- I'm not that desperate. Are you?
- You're a moron. No, I'm not.
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For real, I need you
to touch my right boob.
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Please, Mar. Feel it.
Let's see if you find anything.
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What? You can feel I, right?
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- It might be a deposit of fat.
- Yes, it might be.
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I hope so.
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- OK, now.
- What now?
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- You can let go of my boob now.
- Sorry.
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- Did you like it?
- It will do to wank once.
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It's your first time?
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- Sorry, you were saying?
- Yes, is this your first time?
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Yes, it is my first time.
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You can ask me anything you need to know.
My name is Carmen.
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Eva. Nice to meet you, Carmen.
Thank you so much.
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Welcome, of course. Here we are all
fighting the same battle.
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- It's not the first time for you, right?
- No.
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I've been fighting this motherfucker
for some 25 years now.
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But I'm winning because I'm still here,
fucking around and stronger than ever.
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I imagine you'd like to know
how chemo will affect your body.
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I would, yes. I hear all sorts of different
things, but I don't know what will happen.
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I'll sum it up for you. You will throw
it all up and you will go bald.
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But don't you worry. The vomiting will stop
and your hair will grow again.
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Some days you won't be able to move
because you will be too tired.
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You live alone?
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With Mar, my best friend.
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So much better, because Mar
will help in those days.
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But eventually, the hardest effects
of chemo will pass too.
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It's my third time here.
Stage 4 carcinoma.
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- 3 times through this already?
- Yeah.
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I got the same thing in stage 2, I think.
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How was your surgery?
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OK. So said the doctor.
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The tumor was removed,
and also the surrounding tissue.
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Mine was OK too.
So don't feel down, man.
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We will be like always in a jiffy.
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You have to fight that motherfucker.
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- Thank you, Carmen.
- You're welcome.
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Look, there's Paco.
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- Paco, meet Eva, my chemo buddy.
- Nice to meet you, Paco.
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- This is Mar.
- You're Carmen, I guess.
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Surprise dictation.
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Girls,
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never marry or have a boyfriend. Full stop.
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The best you can do is
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to remain single, comma,
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to enjoy life, comma,
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to freeze your eggs,
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and to be strong independent women because
we don't need men to be happy. Full stop.
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Prof, you may be a bit old,
but you can still find love.
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A bit old, you say?
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A giant D minus, smart-ass.
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What about your parents?
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- My mom passed when I was 20.
- I'm so sorry.
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My dad went to Argentina 4 years earlier,
and I never saw him again.
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So, my only family is Mar.
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Don't you worry, I won't leave you alone.
And we will fight this fucker together.
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- Your worst chemo was the first one?
- Yeah.
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We didn't have as much information.
And the mortality rate was high.
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I was so scared I thought
I'd never be 30.
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So I made a list. 3 things
I'd like to do if I survived.
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- What were those 3 things?
- Taking my kids to EuroDisney,
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sailing down the Nile with my Paco,
and...
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- And changing someone's life.
- You got to do all 3 things?
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- Yes. Well, 2 out of 3.
- Which one was left?
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I'll tell when you bring your list. 3 things
you'd like to do when we beat this fucker.
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I bet there's something you always
wanted to do but never dared.
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- An unfulfilled wish...
- Yeah.
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Now you have work for the next day.
Making the list and shaving your head.
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- Me, shaving my head?
- Your hair already started to fall off.
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- Just a bit.
- It will get worse fast. So shave it off.
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Or else one day your hair will be
on your pillow. And that's truly nasty.
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- Carmen is right. I have to shave it off.
- Yes, absolutely.
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You think it will become me?
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- Natalie looked fine.
- Which one? Natalie Portman?
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Right, but she's one of the prettiest
women in the world.
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You're cute too, and I see you
more like Charlize.
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Why don't we go to a beauty parlor?
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No, dear. It's not like asking
to have the ends cut off.
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This I have to do on my own.
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That's that then. Two cats losing hair
is more than enough already.
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I'm so bad at this.
I have no clue.
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Learning how to surf, sleeping in
the desert and crashing a wedding.
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I love it. A very good list.
Just one detail. Any particular desert?
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Any desert in Morocco. That way I can
also visit Asilah. I'm told it's beautiful.
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It is, you will see. The one thing
I didn't do was changing someone's life.
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But that's part of my job.
I'm a stylist.
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You should drop by my store
and I'll do a full make over.
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Count on it. You're always
full of surprises.
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- I wish we could fulfill our lists together.
- You wish?
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Right after our last chemo session,
before we know the results,
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we are going on a trip
to complete our lists.
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How can we possibly go on a trip
without even knowing the results?
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Exactly because of that. Nothing is worse
than staying at home waiting for the results.
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- Thinking all the time you may die.
- You have good points,
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- but it's a bit crazy.
- I'll do logistics. I have experience.
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But, before you give me more excuses,
ask yourself one question.
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If death is so eternal
and life is so brief,
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why would I stop doing the things
I want which make me happy? Why?
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- That smile means we're going on a trip?
- That smile means you always persuade me.
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- Can Mar come along?
- Of course.
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So tell her to start her list and start
packing, because we are going on a trip.
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To feel alive and eat as much life
as we can in a week.
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As Quevedo said, yesterday is gone,
tomorrow is not here yet and today is going.
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But no cell phones. Here we talk face to
face, and we look into each other's eyes.
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- Fuck my phone. We look at each other.
- That's the way I like it.
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And you too.
Mar, read your list for us.
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OK.
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Sleeping in a jail cell, driving an SUV
on the seashore and fucking a Dane.
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Why a Dane? A Swede
or a Norwegian won't do?
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No, it has to be a Dane.
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Since I visited Copenhagen with Antonio
I fell in love with them. They're so hot.
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Even the ugly ones are hot.
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That trip was really cool.
I had a great time.
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- Carmen, please, stop a second.
- You're not feeling well?
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I'm great. I just need to stop a moment.
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OK, I'll stop here.
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- What are you doing? Are you nuts?
- I'm hitting you, honey.
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- You were thinking of Antonio.
- I wasn't.
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Really?
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Maybe I was, just a bit.
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Look, he calls me to say goodbye,
then he says he wants to get back together.
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- Now he wants to give me another chance.
- But you left him.
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Right, but he was never a smart one.
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You want to be a mother since high school.
Antonio never wanted to be a father.
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If you go back to him,
you know what's what. He's a dick.
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And a bastard. And an idiot.
And a moron.
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Carmen, you don't know him.
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Look, a guy cannot be a good person
that gives 36 boxes of contraceptive pills
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to a woman that wants to be a mother.
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Not for you, not for anybody. I'll rest
now. I'm hurting from slapping you.
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Chemo gets you exhausted and takes
your strength. It's normal she's tired.
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- You're sure she's fine?
- Yes.
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Before this trip I binge-watched
films about cancer.
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I am a bit obsessed.
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- What films did you watch?
- Terms of Endearment, 4th Floor, 50/50,
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00:22:12,208 --> 00:22:17,500
- Notting Hill and Pretty Woman.
- Those two are not about cancer.
222
00:22:17,750 --> 00:22:22,750
They're about the worst cancer of all.
Love.
223
00:22:23,667 --> 00:22:28,167
Those movies are just lies. And Julia
Roberts is just a slut. I hate her.
224
00:22:28,917 --> 00:22:32,792
That is your problem.
Idealising love and men.
225
00:22:33,625 --> 00:22:39,125
You're single. Enjoy yourself.
Forget Julia Roberts and fuck a Dane.
226
00:22:41,417 --> 00:22:45,250
I'm at 80, the speed limit.
What does this idiot want?
227
00:22:46,125 --> 00:22:51,833
- What is wrong with you?
- I knew it. It had to be a woman.
228
00:22:52,125 --> 00:22:55,167
- Asshole.
- It had to be a woman?
229
00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:58,417
Fuck your life, you shit baldy!
230
00:22:59,375 --> 00:23:05,833
Where's the turbo speed?
Nobody can fuck wth me.
231
00:23:06,208 --> 00:23:10,417
- What if it's a Dane?
- Then I'll think about it.
232
00:23:25,125 --> 00:23:27,417
- Friend.
-Yes?
233
00:23:27,708 --> 00:23:31,750
Wait for me out front, with the engine
running and the back door open. Don't ask.
234
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,625
- What are you going to do?
- I said don't ask.
235
00:23:41,958 --> 00:23:45,375
- Look where the fuck you're going. Look!
- I'm so sorry.
236
00:23:45,583 --> 00:23:48,625
Well, it had to be a woman.
237
00:23:50,583 --> 00:23:54,708
Power for women! Me too!
Long live my pussy!
238
00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:59,042
- Long live her pussy?
- Run! Start the engine!
239
00:24:28,958 --> 00:24:32,000
I should have added
kissing a stranger to my list.
240
00:24:32,667 --> 00:24:37,792
Then add it. Go on.
We're here to do what we want.
241
00:24:38,583 --> 00:24:47,208
So, eat the mouth of the first guy that
turns you on. Or even the second one.
242
00:24:48,917 --> 00:24:52,042
And you go fuck a Dane.
There must be a lot of Danes in here.
243
00:24:52,292 --> 00:24:56,583
You know what? The first Dane I see,
I'll screw him.
244
00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:00,583
Really? I'm going to the toilet.
I'll be right back.
245
00:25:01,792 --> 00:25:06,083
I wanted to say something I think
I never said to you.
246
00:25:06,083 --> 00:25:09,208
- You're scaring me.
- I wanted to say thank you.
247
00:25:10,875 --> 00:25:17,208
Thank you for making me laugh when
I really didn't want to. Thank you.
248
00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:22,458
- You silly, I love you so much.
- I am very lucky.
249
00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:28,208
- I'm not here just because I love you.
- No?
250
00:25:28,667 --> 00:25:31,417
I did it because you're my landlady
and I need a place to live.
251
00:25:31,625 --> 00:25:33,792
You're so shameless.
252
00:25:33,958 --> 00:25:37,417
- I can't believe it.
- My friends are dying to meet you.
253
00:25:37,667 --> 00:25:40,792
Mar, here's a Dane.
254
00:25:41,792 --> 00:25:44,792
- That was fast.
- Hi, Mar. I am Magnus.
255
00:25:45,083 --> 00:25:47,750
Hi, Magnus. I be Eva.
256
00:25:49,750 --> 00:25:52,333
- Can we talk for a second?
- Sure thing.
257
00:25:54,292 --> 00:26:00,292
- So you're just all talk?
- No. But he's the ugliest guy in Denmark.
258
00:26:00,542 --> 00:26:04,500
You got some nerve. You said, I quote,
'The first Dane I see, I'll screw him.'
259
00:26:04,833 --> 00:26:08,458
- That's a Dane, even if you won't look.
- But he's wearing a tikki.
260
00:26:08,917 --> 00:26:12,125
- That's because of the wind.
- Are you sure he's a Dane?
261
00:26:12,583 --> 00:26:18,000
- Ask him yourself, go.
- Let's see, Magnum.
262
00:26:22,042 --> 00:26:25,208
Do you have British blood, by any chance?
That would explain a lot.
263
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:32,375
No, I be 100% Danish. I don't get why nuts
lady brought me here. I was getting beer.
264
00:26:35,125 --> 00:26:41,333
She got the wrong Dane. Now
you can go get your beer.
265
00:26:42,250 --> 00:26:44,125
See you, Mary.
266
00:26:44,667 --> 00:26:48,208
Who is Mary? Spanish girls
are crazy pussies.
267
00:26:49,292 --> 00:26:50,792
That one.
268
00:26:51,292 --> 00:26:54,292
Please, he must be 15.
269
00:26:55,625 --> 00:26:57,417
Then that one.
270
00:26:59,292 --> 00:27:03,667
- He must be 100.
- 100 just in his waist.
271
00:27:03,958 --> 00:27:08,167
- You're picky with all of them.
- True, you can't be so choosy.
272
00:27:08,792 --> 00:27:13,000
Sorry, I just want someone normal, my age.
273
00:27:13,417 --> 00:27:18,042
Here comes one your age.
And he's not bad at all.
274
00:27:24,375 --> 00:27:27,417
Can I change Dane for black in my list?
275
00:27:28,292 --> 00:27:31,708
- Either you kiss him or I will.
- Or me, because his back looks even better.
276
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:35,958
- No, I will. Shall I go?
- Come on!
277
00:27:37,542 --> 00:27:40,208
- Excuse me!
- Yes?
278
00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:46,917
- Go ahead.
- The Palmar?
279
00:27:50,042 --> 00:27:52,292
- The Palmar?
- Yes.
280
00:27:52,833 --> 00:27:56,375
It's some 60 kilometers away,
in the way to Cadiz.
281
00:27:56,958 --> 00:28:00,250
- It's kind of far.
- That way, right?
282
00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:04,292
Yes, that way. But far away.
283
00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:09,500
- Do you know the time?
- Yes, it's 10 to...
284
00:28:48,833 --> 00:28:50,833
Is this possible?
285
00:28:52,208 --> 00:28:55,208
Girls, come on, hurry it up.
286
00:28:56,708 --> 00:29:01,125
- You'll be late for class.
- This feels so good.
287
00:29:01,750 --> 00:29:03,458
Here.
288
00:29:05,667 --> 00:29:07,792
What is this wonder?
289
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:12,042
You want to surf surrounded by hot guys
with your bald head completely burned?
290
00:29:12,292 --> 00:29:16,083
- No.
- Wear it now, the Sun is getting hot now.
291
00:29:18,042 --> 00:29:21,000
- It's gorgeous, I love it.
- I want my cap too.
292
00:29:21,208 --> 00:29:25,125
No, sorry, swimming caps
only for ladies with bald heads.
293
00:29:26,208 --> 00:29:31,375
- You're bullying me a bit.
- We're the ones with cancer.
294
00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:36,958
What a pair. Take mine.
But I want it back after class.
295
00:29:37,167 --> 00:29:39,458
- It's beautiful.
- I love my cap!
296
00:29:57,667 --> 00:30:02,500
- Let's get out of here, man.
- Right, let's go.
297
00:30:08,917 --> 00:30:11,125
- Hi.
- Hi.
298
00:30:11,458 --> 00:30:15,708
- Who is Eva?
- That's me.
299
00:30:16,917 --> 00:30:19,958
I am Eva
300
00:30:20,375 --> 00:30:22,792
- I am Manu.
- Nice to meet you.
301
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:30,458
- I am Mar. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
302
00:30:30,708 --> 00:30:34,042
- Did you ever surf?
- No.
303
00:30:34,583 --> 00:30:36,917
We're virgins.
Surf virgins.
304
00:30:37,375 --> 00:30:40,500
About the other thing,
we are actually very experienced.
305
00:30:41,458 --> 00:30:44,833
- Particularly Eva.
- None when it comes to surfing.
306
00:30:46,208 --> 00:30:48,875
OK.
It's good to know.
307
00:30:53,833 --> 00:30:56,583
I'll get the gear. I'll be right back.
Don't move.
308
00:30:57,083 --> 00:31:00,000
- OK, we'll be waiting here.
- Do wait for me.
309
00:31:05,458 --> 00:31:08,042
Really, man?
This is some coincidence.
310
00:31:08,458 --> 00:31:12,750
No, this is fate telling you you you should
screw your surf teacher 3 times in a row.
311
00:31:13,042 --> 00:31:23,583
-3?
- When you go black... You never come back.
312
00:31:25,292 --> 00:31:27,167
Did you get waxed?
313
00:31:28,333 --> 00:31:31,250
Girls, welcome
to your first surfing class.
314
00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:49,833
Before the warm-up... My mother
bought this neoprene suit for me.
315
00:32:35,125 --> 00:32:39,500
- Here's your cap.
- That's the way I like it.
316
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:45,292
- How was surfing like?
- Fuck surf. I need a beer.
317
00:32:46,042 --> 00:32:50,125
- Excuse me! Beer!
- Where is Eva?
318
00:32:51,792 --> 00:32:56,833
She's really good at surfing, and good at
the teacher, you won't believe who it is.
319
00:32:57,083 --> 00:32:59,667
- Who is it?
- The black guy from yesterday!
320
00:32:59,875 --> 00:33:04,042
- This is fate making a signal, right?
- And the good kind of signal too.
321
00:33:07,667 --> 00:33:09,708
What are you looking at?
322
00:33:10,917 --> 00:33:13,458
How long has it been since
the last time you had a mammography?
323
00:33:13,750 --> 00:33:18,708
- I never had one.
- That is so wrong, Mar.
324
00:33:20,417 --> 00:33:23,708
Best cure for cancer is early discovery.
325
00:33:24,458 --> 00:33:28,750
I see nothing wrong at first sight.
But a doctor should check it.
326
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:33,458
The moment we get back, I'll get you
an appointment with the gynecologist.
327
00:33:35,667 --> 00:33:39,000
What is it? You never saw a woman
touching another woman's boobs?
328
00:33:39,167 --> 00:33:43,500
- It's actually my first time.
- And? Do you like them?
329
00:33:43,833 --> 00:33:47,208
- They're cute.
- And they feel soft when you touch them.
330
00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:51,917
I'm told that a lot. Take your hand off
now, girl. I'm getting turned on.
331
00:33:54,333 --> 00:33:56,583
That will pass when he gets old.
332
00:33:56,833 --> 00:34:00,208
- Well, I can't find anything.
- That's your beer.
333
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,083
I actually kind of liked it.
334
00:34:06,542 --> 00:34:09,917
- The school is yours?
- Yes. I've had it for 3 years now.
335
00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:14,667
I also have a clothes shop in Seville.
I am always traveling back and forth.
336
00:34:15,208 --> 00:34:19,667
- You're doing great then.
- Well, I am always working.
337
00:34:20,042 --> 00:34:22,625
I can't complain, though.
338
00:34:23,208 --> 00:34:28,458
And you're a veterinarian.
Not bad either.
339
00:34:28,667 --> 00:34:31,417
No, not bad at all.
I can't complain myself.
340
00:34:34,750 --> 00:34:39,583
-15 to 11.
- I didn't ask what time it was.
341
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:43,167
No? Oh, right, sorry. You're right.
342
00:34:43,667 --> 00:34:46,625
- You asked for it last night.
- Who, me?
343
00:34:47,542 --> 00:34:48,958
You're mistaken.
344
00:34:49,708 --> 00:34:51,417
Are you sure?
345
00:34:52,958 --> 00:34:56,417
OK, it was me.
But I can explain it.
346
00:34:57,042 --> 00:34:59,417
It's something weird,
but I can explain.
347
00:34:59,792 --> 00:35:04,042
Well, then you can give me that weird
explanation tonight over dinner.
348
00:35:04,333 --> 00:35:06,958
- You don't waste any time.
- I don't.
349
00:35:08,458 --> 00:35:10,958
Life is too short
to waste our time.
350
00:35:13,750 --> 00:35:18,667
- So, dinner together?
- If we do have dinner,
351
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,292
I'd have to tell you something.
352
00:35:23,583 --> 00:35:25,583
- You have a girlfriend.
- Nope.
353
00:35:26,167 --> 00:35:28,000
- A boyfriend?
- No.
354
00:35:29,667 --> 00:35:33,167
- What then?
- Cancer. I'm bald.
355
00:35:35,083 --> 00:35:37,458
Hence the swimming cap.
356
00:35:41,583 --> 00:35:44,875
- You can still have dinner, right?
- Sure.
357
00:35:47,167 --> 00:35:51,250
- What's the matter then?
- Nothing's the matter.
358
00:35:52,875 --> 00:35:55,500
If nothing's the mater,
then we'll go have dinner.
359
00:35:56,083 --> 00:35:59,583
It'll have to be a few days from now.
I am leaving for Morocco tomorrow.
360
00:36:00,083 --> 00:36:03,708
It's a long story and really weird too.
I'll tell you when I get back.
361
00:36:04,125 --> 00:36:07,250
The long weird story will
make the wait worth it?
362
00:36:09,042 --> 00:36:12,042
I think so.
It's worth a lot.
363
00:36:39,167 --> 00:36:43,958
What's up, honey? We are already
at the camping lot, washing dishes now.
364
00:36:44,625 --> 00:36:47,625
The girls are happy,
fulfilling their wishes.
365
00:36:48,375 --> 00:36:50,542
OK. I'll give you
my report later.
366
00:36:51,667 --> 00:36:54,000
Eva, what's wrong?
Why the long face?
367
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,333
I just remembered my father.
368
00:36:57,792 --> 00:37:00,500
- Your father?
- I already told you about him.
369
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:04,042
He abandoned us
right when my mom fell ill.
370
00:37:04,583 --> 00:37:08,167
I learned just the other day
that he has a restaurant in Asilah.
371
00:37:10,542 --> 00:37:16,375
So, you said sleeping
in the desert just to see him?
372
00:37:17,417 --> 00:37:24,125
I think so. But seeing him would be like
forgiving him, and he doesn't deserve it.
373
00:37:24,458 --> 00:37:26,750
And then, I also think
I wouldn't be able to.
374
00:37:26,958 --> 00:37:29,542
Eva, come on, it's your father.
375
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:35,375
Yes, it's my father, a man who abandoned
her daughter 20 years ago. That's my dad.
376
00:37:35,833 --> 00:37:41,708
Right. I think the best thing you can do
is listening to your heart.
377
00:37:41,958 --> 00:37:44,208
You want to see him? Do.
You don't want to? Then don't.
378
00:37:44,417 --> 00:37:48,500
But, if your first intention was
to see him, there must be a reason.
379
00:37:48,708 --> 00:37:50,500
- You think so?
- Yeah.
380
00:37:52,708 --> 00:37:56,458
I just dropped a piece of crap
that looks like a baguette.
381
00:37:58,083 --> 00:38:01,583
- That's disgusting.
- You are so vulgar.
382
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:05,125
I don't know. I was born like this.
But it's quarantined for real. Don't go in.
383
00:38:20,125 --> 00:38:24,250
What a chic place Paco booked for us.
The glasses look like bath tubs.
384
00:38:24,500 --> 00:38:26,750
Good evening. Welcome to Hispal Veget,
I'm Tony,
385
00:38:26,917 --> 00:38:31,417
your guide in this extrasensory
trip through all 5 senses.
386
00:38:31,792 --> 00:38:35,375
Fine, Tony. But, would you get
some bread for us? I'm starving.
387
00:38:35,583 --> 00:38:37,958
- We don't have bread.
- What's that mean?
388
00:38:38,333 --> 00:38:43,833
Mar, it's not a night club. It's a 1 Michelin
star place. Sorry, she doesn't go out much.
389
00:38:44,042 --> 00:38:47,000
That's a lie. I do go out a lot.
But I don't go to places like this.
390
00:38:47,750 --> 00:38:50,458
There is always a first time.
Will you have some wine?
391
00:38:50,667 --> 00:38:54,000
- Yes, thank you.
- Lots of it. What's the house wine?
392
00:38:57,792 --> 00:39:01,500
- We don't have house wine.
- Come on, Tony. No bread and no wine?
393
00:39:01,708 --> 00:39:04,792
- What kind of shithole is this?
- Excuse her. I'm sorry.
394
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,292
Bring the wine list.
395
00:39:06,500 --> 00:39:09,875
Great. We have a large wine list
and a Golden Nose sommelier.
396
00:39:10,042 --> 00:39:13,333
- He'll find the perfect match.
- Thank you so much.
397
00:39:13,875 --> 00:39:18,000
- Man, behave yourself.
- What's wrong? I like to dunk bread in wine.
398
00:39:18,208 --> 00:39:19,417
Call me weird.
399
00:39:46,875 --> 00:39:48,292
This pork is so good.
400
00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:52,167
- The portions are really light.
- It's a tasting menu.
401
00:39:52,375 --> 00:39:57,333
- Well, you ever did a runner?
- No, never.
402
00:39:57,833 --> 00:40:00,792
- But I always wanted to do it once.
- Really?
403
00:40:01,042 --> 00:40:05,625
Your wish is my command, because
I took your cards and cash.
404
00:40:05,917 --> 00:40:08,917
- And I didn't even bring my wallet.
- What?
405
00:40:09,208 --> 00:40:11,292
That can't be true.
406
00:40:12,333 --> 00:40:17,167
- You're nuts.
- We came to get crazy and live to the max.
407
00:40:17,417 --> 00:40:20,333
- I love how crazy you are.
- Thank you.
408
00:40:20,542 --> 00:40:23,500
I don't find my cousin's crazy
as amusing.
409
00:40:24,708 --> 00:40:27,500
- Everything OK?
- Yes, very. Everything was delicious.
410
00:40:27,792 --> 00:40:31,000
- Didn't you say there was no bread?
- There isn't. I bring this from home.
411
00:40:31,208 --> 00:40:33,833
- I love dunking bread.
- I love it wet too.
412
00:40:34,708 --> 00:40:36,750
I mean the bread.
Not the other thing.
413
00:40:38,708 --> 00:40:43,333
I'll leave you to dunking your...
bread, not the other thing. Well...
414
00:40:46,458 --> 00:40:49,292
Man, he's crazy about you.
415
00:40:49,625 --> 00:40:53,083
- Of course, I'm very hot.
- He's not bad himself.
416
00:40:53,333 --> 00:40:57,000
He isn't, right?
But our love is impossible.
417
00:40:57,583 --> 00:41:00,167
- Once we do a runner.
- Again?
418
00:41:02,500 --> 00:41:05,708
- What does it say, Eva? I can't see.
- 388 Euro.
419
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,750
This is very simple.
420
00:41:08,750 --> 00:41:11,208
You stand up and you leave.
421
00:41:11,542 --> 00:41:14,125
- There's nothing else to it.
- Sure there is.
422
00:41:14,792 --> 00:41:18,542
- How was everything?
- Really tasty.
423
00:41:18,958 --> 00:41:21,958
- So you liked my tasting menu?
- Yes, it was very good.
424
00:41:22,167 --> 00:41:25,542
- You are the chef?
- No, I'm the owner.
425
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:29,500
But I give the chef his inspiration.
And the Michelin star is mine.
426
00:41:30,625 --> 00:41:36,292
So the chef thinks he cooks the food
and you stick it to us for 388 Euro.
427
00:41:37,458 --> 00:41:40,500
- Will you pay now?
- No, not yet.
428
00:41:40,792 --> 00:41:42,167
How come?
429
00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:47,792
We're discussing the tip for the chef.
He's the one that cooks. The inspiration,
430
00:41:48,208 --> 00:41:50,292
you cannot eat.
431
00:41:50,792 --> 00:41:53,792
I thought of bringing
some shots on the house.
432
00:41:54,083 --> 00:41:59,167
- So kind of you.
- But we just ran out.
433
00:42:01,208 --> 00:42:03,292
That was so rude.
434
00:42:05,792 --> 00:42:12,792
The moron is in the kitchen. So we stand
up slowly now, like nothing is wrong.
435
00:42:13,542 --> 00:42:16,875
- If someone asks, we're going for a smoke.
- OK.
436
00:42:20,083 --> 00:42:21,458
- OK?
- OK.
437
00:42:21,667 --> 00:42:25,125
Slowly.
Very slowly.
438
00:42:26,208 --> 00:42:28,708
What's the worst thing
that could happen?
439
00:42:29,042 --> 00:42:31,333
RUNNER!
440
00:42:32,500 --> 00:42:35,000
Tony!
Tony!
441
00:42:35,167 --> 00:42:36,417
Run, run!
442
00:42:38,167 --> 00:42:40,833
- What's wrong, boss?
- They didn't pay!
443
00:42:41,167 --> 00:42:43,792
- I'm going, I'm going!
- Catch them!
444
00:42:55,375 --> 00:42:58,417
- Hey, stop there!
- Go, go! Tell my parents I love them.
445
00:42:58,667 --> 00:43:02,792
OK, OK. I give up.
I am the criminal mastermind.
446
00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:08,083
- Why are you laughing? That's a fine?
- No, I won't call the police.
447
00:43:08,375 --> 00:43:14,250
That's my phone number. In case you want
to know places with bread and house wine.
448
00:43:17,208 --> 00:43:19,667
- Thank you so much.
- Welcome.
449
00:43:20,208 --> 00:43:27,583
- But you'd come along for the dunking?
- Yes, I'd love to have bread wet with you.
450
00:43:28,292 --> 00:43:31,292
That's the idea. That's why I followed
you and I gave you my number.
451
00:43:33,417 --> 00:43:38,167
- Wait. I do want you to come.
- You do? Great then.
452
00:43:38,542 --> 00:43:42,833
We'll go then.
Give me a call.
453
00:43:43,250 --> 00:43:48,083
- By the way, I'm Mar.
- Right, that was good thinking. I'm Tony.
454
00:43:48,250 --> 00:43:50,375
- That was silly.
- Sure.
455
00:43:51,208 --> 00:43:58,792
Now I'll tell my boss I didn't catch you.
I twisted my ankle.
456
00:43:59,625 --> 00:44:02,292
- I twisted my ankle.
- It looks like you're rapping.
457
00:44:05,333 --> 00:44:09,750
- I twisted my ankle's rap.
- Right. Well.
458
00:44:12,458 --> 00:44:13,750
Right.
459
00:44:17,375 --> 00:44:21,792
No, just a few weeks.
I told you the other day.
460
00:44:22,542 --> 00:44:25,667
- Let me.
- Wait a second.
461
00:44:29,417 --> 00:44:36,542
- What are you doing?
- I said no Antonio! No more!
462
00:44:37,125 --> 00:44:38,833
- Are you done?
- Yes.
463
00:44:39,125 --> 00:44:41,750
I wasn't talking to Antonio.
That was my brother.
464
00:44:42,042 --> 00:44:44,958
My little muffin?
How is he doing?
465
00:44:45,333 --> 00:44:49,750
I don't know. I was about to ask when
some idiot tossed my cell down the hill.
466
00:44:50,792 --> 00:44:53,083
It was broken already.
467
00:44:53,625 --> 00:44:58,917
Look at the bright side. Now you won't
be tempted to call bald Antonio.
468
00:44:59,083 --> 00:45:02,042
I don't want to call him.
I want you to get me a new cell phone.
469
00:45:02,208 --> 00:45:04,917
- I'll get it when we go back.
- I want the 1 thousand Euro iPhone!
470
00:45:05,125 --> 00:45:07,708
- Or 2 thousand.
- In pearl white.
471
00:45:08,083 --> 00:45:09,708
- Pearl white.
- And the headset.
472
00:45:09,917 --> 00:45:13,292
- You're some pearl.
- Shut it or go get my phone back!
473
00:46:27,458 --> 00:46:32,208
- Girls, I'll go change the scarves.
- Don't be late!
474
00:47:04,458 --> 00:47:09,833
- Michous.
- You pronounce it mechouis.
475
00:47:10,083 --> 00:47:12,792
- But you have to make an order in advance.
- There he comes.
476
00:47:13,417 --> 00:47:16,875
- So, from Spain?
- Yes, and very hungry. Any advice?
477
00:47:17,125 --> 00:47:22,958
I would start with harira, a tasty soup.
Then pastela.
478
00:47:23,458 --> 00:47:26,625
And a vegetable tagine
for the end. Vey good.
479
00:47:26,917 --> 00:47:30,042
It all sounds tasty.
I'm persuaded.
480
00:47:30,792 --> 00:47:34,667
Your face sounds so familiar.
I don't know why. I don't know.
481
00:47:35,667 --> 00:47:37,833
I don't know, child. I don't know.
482
00:47:38,208 --> 00:47:40,500
What's up, Ignacio?
483
00:47:41,208 --> 00:47:42,250
Fuck me.
484
00:47:46,750 --> 00:47:49,917
- Dad, won't you say Hi to your daughter?
- Yes, yes.
485
00:47:55,750 --> 00:47:57,625
You're older.
486
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:02,583
That's normal. When you leave your home,
the ones that stay grow up.
487
00:48:07,375 --> 00:48:12,083
- How are you?
- Fine. I've been better, but I'm fine.
488
00:48:12,792 --> 00:48:15,875
Now I'm great, having dinner
with two close friends.
489
00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:25,167
I'll be right back.
490
00:48:33,083 --> 00:48:36,167
I thought you needed a little push.
491
00:48:39,083 --> 00:48:41,125
Asilah is pretty, right?
492
00:48:42,083 --> 00:48:43,917
Beautiful.
493
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,208
When are you leaving?
494
00:48:52,458 --> 00:48:54,958
Dad, why didn't you go
to the burial?
495
00:48:57,167 --> 00:48:58,708
Why?
496
00:48:59,083 --> 00:49:02,917
I was 20. I needed you.
It wasn't easy.
497
00:49:09,458 --> 00:49:12,625
- I was in Argentina and...
- And what?
498
00:49:14,125 --> 00:49:16,292
What is it with Argentina?
499
00:49:17,833 --> 00:49:20,375
There are no phones
in Argentina?
500
00:49:21,208 --> 00:49:23,292
There are no planes?
501
00:49:24,208 --> 00:49:27,208
I tried to call you many times.
502
00:49:33,042 --> 00:49:34,958
I didn't know what to say.
503
00:49:41,167 --> 00:49:46,125
You didn't know either how to tell me
you came here, to Asilah.
504
00:49:47,875 --> 00:49:49,625
A friend of yours told me.
505
00:49:50,667 --> 00:49:52,125
Right.
506
00:49:54,958 --> 00:50:00,750
Never mind. You don't need to explain.
I've been alone all my life. I'm fine.
507
00:50:05,458 --> 00:50:09,542
- It's different now.
- Different now?
508
00:50:10,458 --> 00:50:12,583
Why is it different now?
509
00:50:14,417 --> 00:50:17,750
Because I have the same disease
that killed my mother?
510
00:50:22,958 --> 00:50:26,542
I've been fighting cancer
for months now, father.
511
00:50:29,208 --> 00:50:32,417
I had surgery. I had chemo.
I am bald now.
512
00:50:34,292 --> 00:50:37,167
I threw up.
And here I am.
513
00:50:39,958 --> 00:50:41,958
In Asilah.
514
00:50:44,042 --> 00:50:48,750
If next week I'm told it is
grown again, I'll keep on fighting.
515
00:50:49,208 --> 00:50:53,583
Hand in hand with Mar and Carmen.
They are my real family.
516
00:50:57,125 --> 00:50:59,042
Then why are you here?
517
00:51:03,958 --> 00:51:06,083
I don't know.
518
00:51:08,917 --> 00:51:11,208
I don't know, dad.
519
00:51:25,917 --> 00:51:28,417
- How did you find his restaurant?
- Paco helped me.
520
00:51:28,667 --> 00:51:32,875
It was easy anyway. Not that many
Ignacios who own a restaurant in Asilah.
521
00:51:34,792 --> 00:51:38,875
- That's why you changed the scarves.
- Right.
522
00:51:39,750 --> 00:51:42,250
This wasn't a good idea at all.
523
00:51:42,625 --> 00:51:45,333
- Give me the keys to the van. I'm going.
- What happened?
524
00:51:45,542 --> 00:51:47,667
Nothing. I'm just going to the van.
Give me the keys.
525
00:51:47,875 --> 00:51:50,292
- No, honey, you can't drive like this.
- Give me the keys.
526
00:51:50,500 --> 00:51:54,750
- Don't ask. And give me the fucking keys!
- Let's all calm down a bit.
527
00:51:55,042 --> 00:52:01,000
Carmen, I ask you to say nothing else.
You've done more than enough.
528
00:52:01,208 --> 00:52:04,417
Let me pay and we go then. OK?
Give me my bag.
529
00:52:04,625 --> 00:52:09,667
- We're not paying. Fuck his father.
- The bag. One runner a week is enough.
530
00:52:10,083 --> 00:52:13,167
No! Fuck it, wait for me.
531
00:52:19,542 --> 00:52:25,917
Ignacio, she wants to fix things, but
she doesn't know how. Give her time.
532
00:52:26,750 --> 00:52:29,250
That's also what I want.
533
00:52:31,417 --> 00:52:34,708
- But maybe this can't be fixed.
- Everything can be fixed.
534
00:52:35,042 --> 00:52:40,500
Plus, you have something going for you.
You're her father, she has no other family.
535
00:52:42,958 --> 00:52:46,208
- I wasn't a good father.
- It's never too late.
536
00:52:46,708 --> 00:52:49,542
She came all the way down here
because she needs you more than ever.
537
00:52:50,792 --> 00:52:52,917
Give her time.
538
00:52:54,542 --> 00:52:56,042
Thank you.
539
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,042
What's wrong with it?
540
00:53:17,375 --> 00:53:22,125
- It still has gas left?
- But of course it has gas!
541
00:53:22,417 --> 00:53:24,875
Man, you can't stop!
Not now!
542
00:53:26,458 --> 00:53:29,125
What the fuck is wrong
with this fucking van?
543
00:53:49,083 --> 00:53:52,750
- Eva, are you OK?
- Yeah.
544
00:53:53,208 --> 00:53:56,833
No, I am not! I'm not OK!
I'm not OK, my friend.
545
00:53:57,708 --> 00:54:00,417
This is bullshit!
What are we doing here?
546
00:54:00,750 --> 00:54:02,500
What are we doing here?
547
00:54:02,792 --> 00:54:07,292
Tell me what we're doing. The trip,
the van and my father. My father...
548
00:54:10,167 --> 00:54:14,958
I should be home with my pets,
waiting to be told
549
00:54:15,375 --> 00:54:19,292
the results of the cancer
I have in my body, my friend.
550
00:54:19,542 --> 00:54:22,083
I have cancer, for fuck's sakes!
551
00:54:25,792 --> 00:54:27,875
I don't want to die, my friend.
552
00:54:28,750 --> 00:54:32,333
I don't want to die, my friend!
I don't want to die!
553
00:54:33,333 --> 00:54:35,583
I don't want to die.
554
00:56:10,042 --> 00:56:12,708
- Fuck, you scared us!
- Get up!
555
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:15,583
- Police, get up!
- Didn't you want to go to jail?
556
00:56:15,833 --> 00:56:17,333
Not here.
557
00:56:19,958 --> 00:56:22,792
- That van is yours?
- Yes.
558
00:56:23,625 --> 00:56:27,042
Why there? Don't you know forbidden
to leave van in the road?
559
00:56:27,208 --> 00:56:30,125
Yes, but it broke down,
and we have no cell reception.
560
00:56:30,917 --> 00:56:32,417
We're stranded.
561
00:56:32,583 --> 00:56:36,083
That's not my problem.
I'll give you fine and take the van away.
562
00:56:36,417 --> 00:56:40,292
- You can't do that.
- I can do that. I police. You not.
563
00:56:41,208 --> 00:56:45,042
- Look at that.
- But you pay 500 €, I forget other thing.
564
00:56:45,208 --> 00:56:47,000
- Look at that.
- Excuse me?
565
00:56:47,292 --> 00:56:50,625
- You're blackmailing us?
- Yes, blackmail. Now 600 Euro.
566
00:56:50,833 --> 00:56:53,208
- Hey, it was 500.
- Now 700.
567
00:56:53,417 --> 00:56:57,042
- You take van and go.
- We're not paying a cent. This is illegal.
568
00:56:57,292 --> 00:57:01,208
- Fine. I take van.
- No, you're not taking the van.
569
00:57:01,958 --> 00:57:04,167
No, let him take it, let him.
570
00:57:04,458 --> 00:57:07,250
Now, if these two die here,
you're the culprit.
571
00:57:08,583 --> 00:57:11,833
- What die? Why die?
- It's because of this.
572
00:57:16,458 --> 00:57:19,833
They have cancer.
And this was their farewell trip.
573
00:57:20,083 --> 00:57:24,833
Hugging life one last time. But thanks to
you we'll just die of thirst in the desert.
574
00:57:25,208 --> 00:57:28,917
- You really have cancer?
- Man, they have quite a bit of cancer.
575
00:57:29,542 --> 00:57:34,542
- But you don't care. You're a bad person.
- I am not bad person. I want money for...
576
00:57:41,792 --> 00:57:43,958
Know I'll help.
577
00:57:44,417 --> 00:57:47,375
He knows engines.
We'll fix van and go.
578
00:57:49,708 --> 00:57:50,833
Come on.
579
00:58:13,125 --> 00:58:18,542
Ladies, I...
580
00:58:18,792 --> 00:58:23,208
I want to apologise for earlier. Asking
for money is not good. I am so sorry.
581
00:58:23,417 --> 00:58:27,167
You fixed our van, Said.
So, we forgive you.
582
00:58:27,500 --> 00:58:31,583
Thank you so much.
And now, where you go?
583
00:58:33,500 --> 00:58:41,500
No clue. We were thinking of renting
am SUV to drive on the seashore.
584
00:58:42,917 --> 00:58:45,333
Your car is an SUV, right?
585
00:58:45,583 --> 00:58:49,042
Yes, but it's police car.
It can't be.
586
00:58:50,833 --> 00:58:58,917
What a shame. One of her last wishes
was to see me driving an SUV on the sand.
587
00:58:59,375 --> 00:59:03,500
Yes, it was. Of course.
I really wanted to see it.
588
00:59:03,917 --> 00:59:09,083
- But... If it can't be, it can't be.
- Poor little thing.
589
00:59:09,292 --> 00:59:13,667
On top of having cancer, she won't see me
driving an SUV on the beach sand.
590
00:59:14,708 --> 00:59:18,417
- She was so looking forward to it.
- Right.
591
00:59:24,792 --> 00:59:28,208
- What about a little jump?
- Slowly, please.
592
00:59:33,625 --> 00:59:36,375
- Easy now.
- Everything is OK.
593
00:59:42,208 --> 00:59:43,625
This is my house.
594
00:59:43,833 --> 00:59:46,833
- It's so beautiful, Said.
- All the land up to the tree, my house.
595
00:59:47,042 --> 00:59:49,750
- You have sheep.
- And a rooster.
596
00:59:50,167 --> 00:59:52,500
- A donkey too?
- My wife, Nazilla.
597
00:59:52,917 --> 00:59:55,875
- Nice to meet you.
- And that's my daughter, Amira.
598
00:59:56,417 --> 00:59:58,875
Amira? That's such a beautiful name.
599
00:59:59,125 --> 01:00:02,042
It means princess,
because she is my princess.
600
01:00:04,458 --> 01:00:07,583
Amira, I am Eva. Glad to meet you.
601
01:00:08,083 --> 01:00:10,375
She's gorgeous.
I love your hair.
602
01:00:15,625 --> 01:00:17,625
God, please, this is so good!
603
01:00:18,417 --> 01:00:21,917
- Wonderful.
- It's delicious.
604
01:00:22,167 --> 01:00:25,958
Said, thank your wife, please,
for the scarves. She looks gorgeous.
605
01:00:29,833 --> 01:00:33,917
- Thank you.
- Said, let me ask you something.
606
01:00:34,500 --> 01:00:36,833
- It may be none of my business.
- Don't worry.
607
01:00:37,375 --> 01:00:41,917
I'm just curious. What exactly
is that thing on Amira's face?
608
01:00:42,833 --> 01:00:45,333
What's the word?
Warts.
609
01:00:46,083 --> 01:00:50,125
They started to grow like one year ago.
But Moroccan HS says they won't treat
610
01:00:50,333 --> 01:00:52,417
because it's not life threatening.
611
01:00:54,292 --> 01:00:56,958
I have to go to private doctor,
but very expensive.
612
01:00:57,708 --> 01:01:02,375
But I'll get the money. Because kids
laugh at her in school.
613
01:01:02,708 --> 01:01:06,833
And she doesn't want to go to school. But
she has to study to be independent woman.
614
01:01:07,042 --> 01:01:10,208
- Of course.
- Right. That's why you asked us for money?
615
01:01:10,417 --> 01:01:14,917
- To cure Amira?
- Yes, but I ask for forgiveness again.
616
01:01:19,167 --> 01:01:23,667
- My wife make cakes for you.
- Thank you so much.
617
01:01:23,875 --> 01:01:26,292
- We got something too.
- Right, yes.
618
01:01:26,458 --> 01:01:31,833
- Here we have 2100 Dirham and 790 Euro.
- No!
619
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:36,875
Yes. It's all our cash, but it should
be enough for Amira's surgery.
620
01:01:37,125 --> 01:01:40,333
- The kid needs surgery now.
- Tomorrow.
621
01:01:40,625 --> 01:01:44,083
I cannot take. It's lot
of money. I cannot.
622
01:01:44,292 --> 01:01:47,500
Yes, you can,
and you accept.
623
01:01:48,125 --> 01:01:50,958
So that Amira can smile
on her way to school.
624
01:01:51,208 --> 01:01:53,667
Make her study, go to college.
Get a degree.
625
01:01:53,917 --> 01:01:57,917
She has to be independent.
She shouldn't depend on any man.
626
01:01:59,625 --> 01:02:01,542
Thank you.
627
01:02:14,625 --> 01:02:16,750
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
628
01:02:18,333 --> 01:02:19,500
Thanks to you.
629
01:02:50,292 --> 01:02:54,917
- I am a fan of your trip's philosophy.
- Thank you so much.
630
01:02:55,875 --> 01:03:00,208
Also a fan of your list.
But mostly your way of facing your...
631
01:03:01,375 --> 01:03:06,667
- Your disease.
- Man, call it by name. It's cancer.
632
01:03:07,708 --> 01:03:11,208
- But it's...
- I get it. It's not easy.
633
01:03:11,792 --> 01:03:15,708
But the best way to face it
is to call it by its name. Cancer.
634
01:03:17,417 --> 01:03:19,500
- Cancer.
- Cancer. Again. Cancer.
635
01:03:20,708 --> 01:03:23,542
- Cancer.
- See it's not bad for you?
636
01:03:26,125 --> 01:03:30,125
The truth is I admire your strength
and energy. I don't know that I could...
637
01:03:30,333 --> 01:03:34,875
Sure you could. There are two ways.
Either you face it and keep it company,
638
01:03:35,083 --> 01:03:36,875
or you face it and it takes you away.
639
01:03:37,250 --> 01:03:41,208
So I chose to face it
and keep it company.
640
01:03:41,625 --> 01:03:45,500
And enjoy my due every minute.
Whatever life offers me.
641
01:03:45,917 --> 01:03:48,583
- I'll tell you one thing.
- Go ahead.
642
01:03:49,958 --> 01:03:53,750
The present to you from life,
you will love.
643
01:04:17,625 --> 01:04:21,583
- How are you doing?
- Really well. Happy.
644
01:04:22,292 --> 01:04:26,292
Welcome to the cutest
and cheapest spa in the world.
645
01:04:27,167 --> 01:04:29,542
- Those are rocks?
- Everything is not what it seems.
646
01:04:29,708 --> 01:04:37,542
These rocks you bathe in mud
and then you rub them on your body.
647
01:04:39,167 --> 01:04:42,917
- I think I got it.
- Back there? Great, let's do it.
648
01:04:43,333 --> 01:04:48,792
- You can rub this on the face too?
- Sure, but watch out for the mou...
649
01:04:52,125 --> 01:04:54,458
- War, war!
- You motherfucker!
650
01:05:19,417 --> 01:05:21,125
What are you doing?
651
01:05:21,333 --> 01:05:23,917
Big eyes, stop reading
and have a drink with me.
652
01:05:24,167 --> 01:05:27,333
Who do you think you are?
Come on, give me my book back.
653
01:05:27,542 --> 01:05:30,417
Pretty and with a temper.
Just the way I like them.
654
01:05:30,750 --> 01:05:33,625
- Are you alone?
- I'm married, so don't bother.
655
01:05:33,833 --> 01:05:36,458
Well, if you don't tell
your hubby there is no harm.
656
01:05:40,083 --> 01:05:46,542
Look, the first time I was diagnosed
with cancer, my husband told our kids.
657
01:05:47,208 --> 01:05:50,208
And he looked after them
as he washed my vomit away.
658
01:05:50,667 --> 01:05:53,375
And he would take me in his arms
to bed when I couldn't move.
659
01:05:53,750 --> 01:05:59,167
Back then I told myself that true love
is watching the person you love die.
660
01:06:01,208 --> 01:06:05,375
And now I wonder,
who will watch you die?
661
01:06:06,958 --> 01:06:11,833
I definitely won't. So, next time
you call my husband hubby,
662
01:06:12,500 --> 01:06:15,375
I'll tear your head clean off.
663
01:06:22,958 --> 01:06:30,292
- Look how fresh.
- We need tuna and... clams.
664
01:06:30,667 --> 01:06:32,833
That smells so good.
665
01:06:33,042 --> 01:06:36,125
- Just a minute, just a minute.
- What's wrong?
666
01:06:36,417 --> 01:06:39,583
- The art! It's ready now? You sure?
- It is now.
667
01:06:40,375 --> 01:06:45,000
- It's all delicious.
- I am actually a cook.
668
01:06:45,583 --> 01:06:50,667
I work the season as a waiter to save
some money for a restaurant of my own.
669
01:06:50,917 --> 01:06:54,375
Let's hope so. Hurry up,
because you are good at this.
670
01:06:56,458 --> 01:06:58,667
Eva, what's wrong,
why the silence?
671
01:06:59,833 --> 01:07:05,958
Nothing's wrong. I'm thinking of my mom.
She cooked this dish often when I was a kid.
672
01:07:06,542 --> 01:07:09,958
My dad called it
spaghetti with music.
673
01:07:10,208 --> 01:07:12,875
That's a great name,
spaghetti with music.
674
01:07:13,458 --> 01:07:15,750
Why don't you use it
for your restaurant?
675
01:07:16,042 --> 01:07:19,208
I will when I set it up.
I want no copyright lawsuits later.
676
01:07:21,792 --> 01:07:26,542
Since we're talking restaurants, I'd like
to buy you all a farewell dinner tomorrow.
677
01:07:26,875 --> 01:07:29,042
- But we're paying, Mar.
- You kill a dog...
678
01:07:29,208 --> 01:07:31,458
Tony, tell me what the best place
here in Tarifa is
679
01:07:31,667 --> 01:07:34,333
to eat local fish and vegetables.
680
01:07:34,542 --> 01:07:37,875
I like Casa Huelchi a lot,
but I can't go, I have a wedding.
681
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:46,000
I'm not getting married, don't look
at me like that. I'll be working.
682
01:08:07,042 --> 01:08:09,750
Good evening.
We are cousins to the bride.
683
01:08:10,042 --> 01:08:15,625
- Your tables are 5 and 2.
-OK, so 5 and 2.
684
01:08:38,667 --> 01:08:42,875
- Hi. Good evening. How are you doing?
- Hello.
685
01:08:46,083 --> 01:08:49,583
The bride and groom looked gorgeous.
You're doing fine?
686
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:52,208
- I am fine.
- That's what matters.
687
01:08:52,375 --> 01:08:54,875
- You?
- I'm doing great.
688
01:08:55,500 --> 01:08:59,208
- You seem a little nervous.
- I am the only black man.
689
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:02,583
- Chill, we'll be fine.
- OK.
690
01:09:03,750 --> 01:09:08,250
- Look at that hot guy over there.
- Wow.
691
01:09:10,917 --> 01:09:14,250
- He's coming our way.
- Right.
692
01:09:14,625 --> 01:09:16,083
He's sitting next to you.
693
01:09:19,125 --> 01:09:21,042
- Hello
694
01:09:22,333 --> 01:09:24,875
- My name is Karl.
-I am Mar.
695
01:09:25,083 --> 01:09:27,125
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
696
01:09:27,667 --> 01:09:31,292
I'm Carmen, glad to meet you.
And, where are you from, Karl?
697
01:09:31,542 --> 01:09:33,125
I'm Danish.
698
01:09:33,542 --> 01:09:35,667
I'm so sorry.
So very sorry.
699
01:09:35,875 --> 01:09:39,792
- Don't worry. Relax.
- I swallowed the wrong way.
700
01:09:40,125 --> 01:09:42,083
I'm fine.
701
01:09:44,375 --> 01:09:48,542
It's always the same. In every wedding
they want to sneak some people in.
702
01:09:48,875 --> 01:09:55,833
You know what? I'll charge
150 Euro per person. Smart-asses.
703
01:09:56,333 --> 01:10:03,167
I'm the one with a Michelin star.
I laugh at Roca, Cresta and Adrian.
704
01:10:03,417 --> 01:10:05,208
It's Adria.
705
01:10:05,917 --> 01:10:09,583
It is, is it? Shut up
and go back to work.
706
01:10:09,792 --> 01:10:11,083
What are you doing?
707
01:10:14,667 --> 01:10:17,708
- I wanted to thank you.
- What for?
708
01:10:18,125 --> 01:10:21,042
Well, for being here with me.
709
01:10:22,917 --> 01:10:26,417
I loved everything that happened
the last few days.
710
01:10:26,792 --> 01:10:29,917
But your present was
the one I loved most.
711
01:10:30,833 --> 01:10:35,125
- More than sleeping in the desert?
- Not really more.
712
01:10:35,542 --> 01:10:40,625
It was different. Really, it connected me
with beautiful things.
713
01:10:41,417 --> 01:10:45,792
You made me remember
why I chose to be a veterinarian.
714
01:10:46,083 --> 01:10:49,333
- Really?
- Yeah. You want the story?
715
01:10:50,125 --> 01:10:53,208
- Please.
- Do you know...?
716
01:10:53,458 --> 01:10:56,708
- These two are not familiar at all.
- I don't, no.
717
01:10:58,458 --> 01:11:03,250
Remembering important things. For instance,
when I was 7 my parents took me to a ranch.
718
01:11:03,458 --> 01:11:09,125
I'm sorry for interrupting, but
I think the bride is on to us.
719
01:11:11,792 --> 01:11:14,625
- Which way is she coming? This way?
- Yes, that way.
720
01:11:14,833 --> 01:11:16,917
- Then we're going this way.
- Runner.
721
01:11:26,917 --> 01:11:29,000
You take the bottle.
Take the bottle.
722
01:11:32,375 --> 01:11:35,500
- Fate is always random.
- Why?
723
01:11:36,625 --> 01:11:41,208
Because you wanted a Dane, so fate
brought the cutest Dane in the universe.
724
01:11:41,500 --> 01:11:45,625
But now you like Tony, and
you're not so eager to fuck a Dane.
725
01:11:45,833 --> 01:11:47,542
Am I right?
726
01:11:48,500 --> 01:11:51,250
- What's this?
- I made it myself.
727
01:11:51,458 --> 01:11:54,542
That gravy is delicious and this bread
is quite fresh, so I made it.
728
01:11:54,833 --> 01:12:01,042
I baked it and added some cereal.
You know...
729
01:12:01,417 --> 01:12:03,792
I'm so sorry.
He's strong.
730
01:12:04,375 --> 01:12:07,333
I'm going.
We're really busy.
731
01:12:09,875 --> 01:12:13,500
By the way,
you look beautiful.
732
01:12:14,083 --> 01:12:18,958
- Who is this?
- A friend, Tony.
733
01:12:19,333 --> 01:12:22,667
- Why did he bring you bread?
- Well...
734
01:12:35,542 --> 01:12:36,958
Mar?
735
01:12:38,208 --> 01:12:41,375
- You're not Ton!
- I can be whoever you want me to be.
736
01:12:41,542 --> 01:12:45,083
- Valentin, take this to table 8.
- OK, OK.
737
01:12:52,167 --> 01:12:54,458
That kiss was for me?
738
01:13:09,417 --> 01:13:11,417
- Let's go.
- I have to keep working.
739
01:13:11,625 --> 01:13:13,875
- We're gonna have sex.
- Let's go then.
740
01:13:15,458 --> 01:13:19,458
Stop looking for her. She's with Tony.
You got nothing to do.
741
01:13:19,958 --> 01:13:24,625
I don't get why she left with him.
I'm more handsome and romantic.
742
01:13:24,792 --> 01:13:29,125
- So, conceited and romantic?
- I am known as the Danish Romeo.
743
01:13:29,417 --> 01:13:33,333
- But Romeo wasn't romantic.
- The most romantic literary character.
744
01:13:33,625 --> 01:13:36,208
No way, you're wrong.
I'll tell you why.
745
01:13:36,542 --> 01:13:41,208
You know why Romeo would go
to Juliet's balcony every night?
746
01:13:42,292 --> 01:13:45,250
It wasn't because he was in love.
He wanted to get laid.
747
01:13:46,167 --> 01:13:51,042
But Romeo was smart. He knew if he went
and said, 'Juliet, let me get inside you',
748
01:13:51,708 --> 01:13:56,083
he would get nothing. That's why
he used rhymes and poems.
749
01:13:56,292 --> 01:14:00,167
He wasn't romantic.
He was just horny.
750
01:14:00,667 --> 01:14:03,375
- I'll tell you then, right?
- Please.
751
01:14:04,125 --> 01:14:09,208
When I was a kid, we spent a weekend
at some friends of theirs'.
752
01:14:10,083 --> 01:14:13,292
One night, a mare went into labor.
753
01:14:13,458 --> 01:14:18,750
My father took my hand
and we ran to see the birth.
754
01:14:19,333 --> 01:14:21,875
I was utterly in shock.
Imagine.
755
01:14:22,208 --> 01:14:26,500
I didn't understand anything
but I thought it was a miracle.
756
01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:32,458
That was magic. And I asked my father who
the man was that was helping the animal.
757
01:14:32,792 --> 01:14:36,458
And he said it was a veterinarian,
a doctor for animals.
758
01:14:36,875 --> 01:14:38,542
And I said with a serious face,
759
01:14:38,792 --> 01:14:44,333
'Dad, now I know when I grow up
I want to be an oterinarian'.
760
01:14:54,667 --> 01:14:57,833
What a surprise!
761
01:14:58,125 --> 01:15:03,583
Isn't this the lady who doesn't pay
her bills in restaurants? How are we doing?
762
01:15:04,125 --> 01:15:07,333
- Who is this? You know him?
- No, first time I ever see him.
763
01:15:07,958 --> 01:15:12,542
- You think I'm an idiot?
- You don't really look very smart.
764
01:15:13,708 --> 01:15:16,583
So, you are a thief
and also a smart-ass?
765
01:15:16,792 --> 01:15:19,500
That's fine, really fine.
766
01:15:21,292 --> 01:15:27,125
Good evening. Could you send
a patrol to the Maestranza estate?
767
01:15:28,500 --> 01:15:31,583
Robbery. Yes.
Thank you so much.
768
01:15:31,833 --> 01:15:33,625
What, no more jokes?
769
01:15:34,708 --> 01:15:37,333
Look, I don't like police. I go.
770
01:15:37,583 --> 01:15:39,083
Bye, hero.
771
01:15:47,375 --> 01:15:49,292
- Wait, wait!
- Everything OK?
772
01:15:51,083 --> 01:15:54,750
Wait, I need to know about you
or I will feel like a slut.
773
01:15:55,125 --> 01:15:58,042
- You have siblings?
- Two, Alma and Alvaro. I'm the youngest.
774
01:15:58,208 --> 01:15:59,875
Feeling less slutty?
775
01:16:01,458 --> 01:16:04,333
No, no. I still feel like a slut.
776
01:16:04,917 --> 01:16:06,833
- What's your family name?
- Rasmussen Ramon.
777
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:09,750
- As a kid I was called weirrd.
- What is Rasmussen?
778
01:16:10,417 --> 01:16:13,208
- It's my family name.
- Why is it foreign?
779
01:16:13,458 --> 01:16:17,917
I am a bit of a foreigner. My father
is Danish and my mother is from Malaga.
780
01:16:18,583 --> 01:16:22,000
Wait a minute!
Are you saying you're Danish?
781
01:16:22,792 --> 01:16:26,917
A bit. I was born in Copenhagen, but
I was already in Fuengirola when I was 5.
782
01:16:27,125 --> 01:16:30,375
- You speak Danish?
- Yes, not a lot, but I can get by.
783
01:16:30,542 --> 01:16:33,375
- Say something in Danish.
- What do you want me to say?
784
01:16:33,583 --> 01:16:36,083
I've never been this horny ever before.
785
01:16:36,458 --> 01:16:38,375
No, you say it!
786
01:16:44,417 --> 01:16:46,125
Say it again.
787
01:16:49,875 --> 01:16:51,500
That will do.
788
01:16:52,833 --> 01:16:56,667
And back then
we were a real family.
789
01:16:57,500 --> 01:17:00,042
You made me remember
a sweet moment.
790
01:17:00,750 --> 01:17:05,583
So, thank you so much.
All of this is because of your surprise.
791
01:17:06,042 --> 01:17:07,542
Thank you.
792
01:17:10,542 --> 01:17:12,375
- Thank you.
- Thanks to you.
793
01:17:13,667 --> 01:17:20,125
Hey, get out of my wedding! You crashed
my wedding and I want you gone right now.
794
01:17:21,292 --> 01:17:25,125
What do you mean by crashing?
We are friends of Andrés'.
795
01:17:25,917 --> 01:17:29,292
That's a lie. My husband
has no black friends.
796
01:17:29,542 --> 01:17:31,583
So, out of my wedding.
797
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:37,875
Look here. You're right, it's your wedding,
but you have no right to be bloody racist.
798
01:17:38,083 --> 01:17:41,583
In my own wedding I am bloody racist
and anything else I feel like being.
799
01:17:41,833 --> 01:17:43,833
So, get down from there
or I'm calling the police!
800
01:17:44,125 --> 01:17:50,083
No, no, no. We're not coming down.
Call anybody, you bloody racist.
801
01:17:50,333 --> 01:17:55,292
- Calm down, Eva. It's not worth it.
- Right, honey. Listen to the nigger.
802
01:17:55,583 --> 01:17:58,833
- What? Look here, you...
- Now I'll be coming down!
803
01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:01,417
I'm gonna erase your face!
804
01:18:05,083 --> 01:18:11,292
- The police are taking their time.
- Now you're in a hurry to get arrested?
805
01:18:11,708 --> 01:18:14,083
- Me, I am not getting arrested.
- You're not?
806
01:18:14,542 --> 01:18:16,667
Because doing a runner
is your word against mine.
807
01:18:16,917 --> 01:18:19,250
- I have witnesses.
- Jehova's withesses?
808
01:18:19,458 --> 01:18:23,042
No. Tony, who's coming
this way right now.
809
01:18:26,125 --> 01:18:32,292
- Tony, didn't this lady, and this one...?
- How are you doing?
810
01:18:32,542 --> 01:18:36,083
Didn't they do a runner
in my restaurant the other day?
811
01:18:36,333 --> 01:18:40,125
No, for me it's the first time...
812
01:18:40,333 --> 01:18:43,667
- It's the first time I ever see her.
- No, Tony, not that way.
813
01:18:43,792 --> 01:18:48,083
- Don't fuck with me or ['ll fire you.
- Then fire me, but I never saw her before.
814
01:18:48,417 --> 01:18:52,125
Then get the fuck out.
Officers, over here.
815
01:18:52,333 --> 01:18:53,875
I made the call.
816
01:18:55,083 --> 01:19:00,125
Now we'll all have a laugh. And,
what is it with the wigs? Are they a gift?
817
01:19:01,917 --> 01:19:03,833
Why? You need one?
818
01:19:04,625 --> 01:19:06,417
Good evening.
What's the problem?
819
01:19:06,792 --> 01:19:12,250
Good evening. These two ladies were in my
restaurant the other day and did a runner.
820
01:19:12,583 --> 01:19:15,000
They owe me 388 Euro.
821
01:19:15,292 --> 01:19:17,458
- 388 Euro?
- Yes, sir.
822
01:19:17,708 --> 01:19:20,917
- That's really expensive.
- It makes sense they did a runner.
823
01:19:21,458 --> 01:19:24,208
- I would have done the same thing.
- Me too.
824
01:19:24,458 --> 01:19:29,208
- Time of death, 12...
- Will you stop it? I'm asking you, please.
825
01:19:29,667 --> 01:19:32,958
- I don't find it funny.
- Maybe a bit funny?
826
01:19:33,958 --> 01:19:39,458
- Please, what have we done?
- She just has a wound and a little bleeding.
827
01:19:39,958 --> 01:19:44,125
So, she will go on living as a racist.
828
01:19:46,625 --> 01:19:48,750
- What do we do?
- That's my question.
829
01:19:48,958 --> 01:19:51,083
- Fuck it!
- God damn!
830
01:19:52,042 --> 01:19:54,292
Out of my wedding!
831
01:19:55,208 --> 01:19:57,667
It's the first time I see him.
832
01:19:57,875 --> 01:20:02,208
And I am honestly a bit tired of being
accused of something I didn't do.
833
01:20:02,417 --> 01:20:06,625
Right, because I work at the restaurant
and I never saw her before.
834
01:20:07,167 --> 01:20:09,292
Bunch of damn liars!
835
01:20:09,667 --> 01:20:13,458
Calm down, sir. Easy now, OK?
Keep calm.
836
01:20:13,958 --> 01:20:17,375
And this is the one that was missing.
She did a runner too.
837
01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:20,208
I'm sorry but,
who are you?
838
01:20:21,083 --> 01:20:23,958
What's going on here?
You three are in on it or what?
839
01:20:24,250 --> 01:20:27,292
My partner already asked you to calm down,
so lower your voice and stop yelling,
840
01:20:27,458 --> 01:20:31,333
- or I'll get my club and...
- Stand down, Serrano. Stand down.
841
01:20:34,208 --> 01:20:38,083
- The bride was on to us.
- And the runner guy. He called the police.
842
01:20:38,292 --> 01:20:41,958
And Tony is Danish.
We just had sex. I am so in love.
843
01:20:42,625 --> 01:20:46,000
Bitch, I still haven't been kissed
like I was supposed to be kissed.
844
01:20:46,375 --> 01:20:49,125
With a look.
But we have to go now.
845
01:20:49,333 --> 01:20:54,333
- Father, father!
- What's wrong? Why is the police here?
846
01:20:54,542 --> 01:20:59,875
Those people crashed my wedding. The one in
yellow hit me with a bottle and the nigger.
847
01:21:00,083 --> 01:21:02,917
- Who made you bleed? The nigger?
- Hey!
848
01:21:03,417 --> 01:21:07,250
- That was an accident.
- Your cousin's cunt was an accident, hon.
849
01:21:07,500 --> 01:21:13,333
Please, arrest her for assault and everyone
for crashing the wedding. The nigger first.
850
01:21:13,500 --> 01:21:16,083
- We may still have a fight, huh?
- Everyone calm down.
851
01:21:16,250 --> 01:21:22,667
- Don't you see she's just a poor racist?
- That again? I'd never invite a nigger.
852
01:21:22,875 --> 01:21:27,250
- Please, proceed.
- Silence, please! Let's do this in order.
853
01:21:27,667 --> 01:21:31,833
I can't arrest anyone for the runner. You
got no proof, the waiter says it's untrue.
854
01:21:32,167 --> 01:21:37,292
I can do nothing for crashing the wedding.
But I can arrest her for assault.
855
01:21:39,333 --> 01:21:41,500
But, officer, I told you
it was an accident.
856
01:21:41,875 --> 01:21:44,875
We'll see about that,
but you have to come with me.
857
01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:51,333
- No, no. If you arrest her, arrest me too.
- I can't arrest you. You did nothing.
858
01:22:13,042 --> 01:22:15,750
- Now you can?
- Sure. Now I can.
859
01:22:15,917 --> 01:22:19,750
Serrano, you take the brunette and I'll
take the pisser. Don't step on the pee.
860
01:22:20,542 --> 01:22:26,458
Officer, arrest me. It's true we did
a runner in his shithole of a restaurant.
861
01:22:26,875 --> 01:22:28,833
- Arrest me.
- See? I was right.
862
01:22:29,042 --> 01:22:32,917
You can't take her away.
I won't leave you alone.
863
01:22:34,583 --> 01:22:36,750
Smurf, pig, dick!
864
01:22:36,917 --> 01:22:43,333
And me too, you deformed ball-licking goat
fucking son of a bitch. Will you arrest us?
865
01:22:43,542 --> 01:22:46,000
- I think you're mixing countries.
- Son of a bitch.
866
01:22:46,167 --> 01:22:50,083
- Shut up or I'm gonna beat you silly.
- We'll beat the shit out of you, I'm fed up.
867
01:23:01,375 --> 01:23:03,083
- Look.
- What?
868
01:23:03,583 --> 01:23:07,792
- I just realised we completed all 3 lists.
- No.
869
01:23:08,583 --> 01:23:11,792
- One is still incomplete.
- No.
870
01:23:13,625 --> 01:23:15,208
We did it all.
871
01:23:16,083 --> 01:23:19,542
You changed Amira's life
and I fucked a Dane.
872
01:23:20,042 --> 01:23:23,417
I drove in the seashore,
I'm spending the night in a jail cell.
873
01:23:23,708 --> 01:23:26,667
Eva learned how to surf,
we crashed a wedding.
874
01:23:28,125 --> 01:23:30,625
And she slept in the desert.
7 out of 7.
875
01:23:30,875 --> 01:23:33,667
No. There is still one left for Eva.
876
01:23:55,625 --> 01:23:57,375
Hello?
877
01:23:59,208 --> 01:24:01,708
Father, it's me.
878
01:24:07,375 --> 01:24:10,167
Good morning, ladies.
You're free to go.
879
01:24:10,417 --> 01:24:14,125
Prison is so comfortable.
I slept incredibly good.
880
01:24:17,708 --> 01:24:19,583
Thank you, Alcala.
881
01:24:23,583 --> 01:24:27,875
Alcala, can I go say bye
to Tony, just a moment?
882
01:24:29,042 --> 01:24:31,875
No, I wanna go home
and sleep. Let's go.
883
01:24:33,208 --> 01:24:37,292
Tony! I'll wait for you,
as long as it takes.
884
01:24:37,500 --> 01:24:38,875
One day or 5 years.
885
01:24:39,083 --> 01:24:41,625
Let's hope it's not 5 years.
886
01:24:42,625 --> 01:24:45,250
- You wanna be locked up again?
- No, no, no. I'm going.
887
01:24:45,500 --> 01:24:48,417
- And you! Call her.
- Yes, tell me.
888
01:24:48,792 --> 01:24:52,458
She says when you look at her
and kiss her with your eyes...
889
01:24:52,750 --> 01:24:55,417
- Call her, she's crazy about you.
- Let's get going, fuck it.
890
01:24:55,667 --> 01:24:57,833
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
891
01:24:58,500 --> 01:25:00,708
Oppressor.
You're an oppressor.
892
01:25:02,458 --> 01:25:05,458
- Free Tibet!
- What is that Free Tibet thing?
893
01:25:05,750 --> 01:25:07,667
I don't know.
894
01:25:11,333 --> 01:25:14,417
- What's that?
- I love you, in Danish.
895
01:25:15,750 --> 01:25:19,542
Father, I thought carefully
before I called you.
896
01:25:20,750 --> 01:25:23,167
And I'd like to start over with you.
897
01:25:24,708 --> 01:25:26,500
Me too.
898
01:25:26,750 --> 01:25:32,292
If we start over,
we're starting from scratch.
899
01:25:32,667 --> 01:25:35,125
That's fine.
It's fine.
900
01:25:35,333 --> 01:25:39,583
I need my freedom, my time,
my space, my things.
901
01:25:39,792 --> 01:25:46,583
Of course, your space,
your time, your freedom, of course.
902
01:25:51,875 --> 01:25:55,583
What do you do?
What's your job?
903
01:26:00,208 --> 01:26:02,292
I'm a veterinarian.
904
01:26:05,208 --> 01:26:09,167
- Sorry, I think you mean an oterinarian.
- An oterinarian.
905
01:26:09,750 --> 01:26:12,583
- You like what you do?
- So much.
906
01:26:14,208 --> 01:26:19,125
By the way, you know what happened
with Manu and Tony?
907
01:26:19,500 --> 01:26:22,542
Yes. They can't be set free before
they give testimony in front of a judge.
908
01:26:22,750 --> 01:26:25,417
- That'll be Monday morning.
- Pity.
909
01:26:25,917 --> 01:26:28,167
I won't be able to say good-bye.
910
01:26:29,083 --> 01:26:31,667
- You're leaving today?
- Yes.
911
01:26:31,958 --> 01:26:36,208
We have to return the van
tomorrow, and Tuesday...
912
01:26:38,042 --> 01:26:41,958
we get the results.
Let's see what happens.
913
01:26:48,167 --> 01:26:54,708
Eva, if you want to say no,
just say so.
914
01:26:56,833 --> 01:27:01,458
But I'd like it if you called me
when you get the results.
915
01:27:06,750 --> 01:27:08,750
Sure thing, father.
916
01:27:12,167 --> 01:27:15,750
Thanks, honey.
Thank you so much.
917
01:27:16,542 --> 01:27:18,083
Thanks to you.
918
01:27:21,583 --> 01:27:26,625
How come you started
doing runners at your age?
919
01:27:28,167 --> 01:27:30,417
I don't know, father.
That was all Mar.
920
01:27:31,083 --> 01:27:33,417
She's still as crazy, right?
921
01:27:33,750 --> 01:27:36,792
I think she is even more so now.
922
01:27:39,708 --> 01:27:43,417
- Now we're really done with the list.
- Yes.
923
01:27:43,833 --> 01:27:45,625
Now we are.
924
01:28:10,833 --> 01:28:12,583
Let's go.
925
01:28:14,333 --> 01:28:16,000
Let's go.
926
01:28:23,417 --> 01:28:25,542
I'm scared, my friend.
927
01:28:31,083 --> 01:28:34,125
- You're not alone.
- I know.
928
01:28:34,667 --> 01:28:36,375
I'm right here.
929
01:28:36,833 --> 01:28:39,292
I need to tell you something.
930
01:28:45,750 --> 01:28:48,667
If I die...
Listen to me.
931
01:28:52,375 --> 01:28:58,625
If I die, I need you to keep
Al Pacino and De Niro.
932
01:29:00,833 --> 01:29:03,958
- And Pinta too, please.
- Yeah.
933
01:29:05,125 --> 01:29:08,917
My socks you can wear,
and only you.
934
01:29:09,250 --> 01:29:11,292
Eva, that's gross.
935
01:29:14,042 --> 01:29:20,292
Al Pacino loves cured ham.
De Niro likes pastrami.
936
01:29:22,125 --> 01:29:23,708
He's more like me.
937
01:29:26,042 --> 01:29:31,792
And it's very important to take Pinta out
at least 45 minutes every day, to run...
938
01:29:32,000 --> 01:29:36,125
Come rain or... She has
to go out no mater what.
939
01:29:38,917 --> 01:29:44,375
- Cured ham, pastrami and 45 minutes.
- Yes.
940
01:29:45,708 --> 01:29:48,583
But you'll do it all yourself
because you're gonna be fine.
941
01:29:51,667 --> 01:29:54,458
Have I told you
I love you so much, my friend?
942
01:29:55,500 --> 01:29:57,167
I love you too.
943
01:29:58,125 --> 01:29:59,542
Thank you.
944
01:30:03,500 --> 01:30:06,208
Thank you.
945
01:30:09,417 --> 01:30:11,500
- Let's go.
- Let's go.
946
01:30:16,000 --> 01:30:19,125
My love. Mom is coming now.
947
01:30:20,208 --> 01:30:21,833
I love you.
948
01:30:23,375 --> 01:30:24,958
Come on.
949
01:30:40,333 --> 01:30:43,125
What are you guys doing here, father?
950
01:30:44,167 --> 01:30:49,375
I thought if I wasn't here today
with you, I'd regret it all my life.
951
01:30:50,292 --> 01:30:52,917
And I already had
to regret a lot of things.
952
01:30:53,958 --> 01:30:55,833
Do you mind?
953
01:30:57,208 --> 01:30:59,250
Of course not.
954
01:30:59,792 --> 01:31:02,833
Plus, I brought these two
along for you.
955
01:31:06,083 --> 01:31:07,833
Thank you, father.
956
01:31:08,375 --> 01:31:10,417
Thank you.
957
01:31:10,875 --> 01:31:13,208
- How was jail?
- It was tough.
958
01:31:13,542 --> 01:31:17,625
But I had time to think
about my life and...
959
01:31:19,125 --> 01:31:22,958
- I want to move to Seville.
- Because of me?
960
01:31:24,542 --> 01:31:26,000
Right, because of you.
961
01:31:27,208 --> 01:31:29,250
Say it in Danish.
962
01:31:32,083 --> 01:31:34,417
It makes me so horny.
963
01:31:38,083 --> 01:31:42,250
Hello. So?
Ready for good news?
964
01:31:44,417 --> 01:31:46,000
- Yes.
- Fine.
965
01:31:46,625 --> 01:31:48,667
Let's go in.
Carmen is waiting for us.
966
01:31:48,875 --> 01:31:49,875
Let's go.
967
01:31:51,458 --> 01:31:53,292
I got a tattoo in prison.
968
01:31:53,542 --> 01:31:55,750
You don't mind
if everybody's in here, do you, doctor?
969
01:31:55,958 --> 01:31:58,583
- No, of course not.
- Then let's get started.
970
01:31:58,875 --> 01:32:01,417
It's best to cut to the chase.
971
01:32:01,833 --> 01:32:03,375
Fine.
972
01:32:03,667 --> 01:32:07,542
Let's see.
Who goes first?
973
01:32:09,667 --> 01:32:12,458
I do. I have more experience.
974
01:32:13,750 --> 01:32:15,292
Let's see.
975
01:32:23,833 --> 01:32:26,625
Well, you're clean, Carmen.
976
01:32:32,125 --> 01:32:34,208
No trace of cancer cells.
977
01:32:35,208 --> 01:32:38,875
The treatment worked much better
than we expected. Congratulations.
978
01:32:39,125 --> 01:32:42,542
But we still need to do
tests regularly.
979
01:32:42,750 --> 01:32:46,000
Yes, anything you want!
980
01:32:47,208 --> 01:32:51,708
Now keep the good news coming, doctor.
Tell us Eva is well, please.
981
01:32:56,083 --> 01:32:58,125
Well, let's see.
982
01:33:05,208 --> 01:33:13,167
In your case, the treatment didn't work.
You need surgery in your other breast...
983
01:33:38,917 --> 01:33:41,792
2 YEARS LATER
984
01:34:19,000 --> 01:34:23,042
- To the race. For the victory.
- But you have to run for real.
985
01:34:23,208 --> 01:34:24,667
Yes, you do too.
986
01:34:27,958 --> 01:34:31,333
I'll give you a few words, and you have
to create compound words with them.
987
01:34:31,708 --> 01:34:38,333
We welcome you all to this new edition
of woman's pink race.
988
01:34:48,750 --> 01:34:50,625
The countdown starts now.
989
01:35:08,375 --> 01:35:12,375
I need to stop!
I just saw a breakfast place!
990
01:35:12,625 --> 01:35:16,208
Cut the crap, come on,
and keep running.
991
01:35:16,458 --> 01:35:21,042
I'm getting a stitch.
I need churros and ham.
992
01:35:21,250 --> 01:35:24,292
Sure. Nothing else?
Keep running.
993
01:35:24,542 --> 01:35:27,792
I hate running.
Running is for cowards.
994
01:35:27,958 --> 01:35:30,167
- And for bad matadors.
- That's true.
995
01:35:30,625 --> 01:35:34,750
Come on, girls. What's wrong?
Fat butts, huh?
996
01:35:35,000 --> 01:35:38,042
- I preferred her bald, with less energy.
- Me too.
997
01:35:38,208 --> 01:35:40,750
Since you got well,
you're a pain in the ass.
998
01:35:41,125 --> 01:35:45,250
You two are the pain in the ass.
Come on, 5 kilometers left.
999
01:35:45,542 --> 01:35:47,375
5 kilometers?
I'm dying!
1000
01:35:47,792 --> 01:35:49,417
Breathe in, breathe out.
1001
01:36:36,333 --> 01:36:39,000
What I need now is
something to drink.
1002
01:36:39,208 --> 01:36:42,500
Tony told me he got a great
new white wine in his restaurant.
1003
01:36:42,708 --> 01:36:46,208
- Why don't we go try it out tonight?
- Sure, we can all go together.
1004
01:36:46,458 --> 01:36:48,875
- But I won't drink white wine.
- What?
1005
01:36:50,708 --> 01:36:52,125
No.
1006
01:36:52,583 --> 01:36:56,750
- No, my friend, no.
- I'm getting a Dane of my own!
1007
01:37:00,167 --> 01:37:03,417
- Pretty woman is going to be a mom!
- For real?
1008
01:37:03,583 --> 01:37:07,167
Stop it, stop it.
Everything makes me cry right now.
1009
01:37:08,000 --> 01:37:11,750
Let me tell you something.
If it's a girl, I'll name her Carmen.
1010
01:37:12,292 --> 01:37:17,083
Because of you I am pregnant
and you are madly in love.
1011
01:37:18,208 --> 01:37:20,583
- Do you realise?
- What?
1012
01:37:21,000 --> 01:37:23,125
I just realised
she changed all of our lives.
1013
01:37:23,417 --> 01:37:25,042
- Who did?
- You did.
1014
01:37:25,875 --> 01:37:28,042
You got a full bingo
with your last wish.
1015
01:37:28,208 --> 01:37:32,167
Yes, I am really the shit.
I mean, fulfilling wishes.
1016
01:37:33,208 --> 01:37:36,375
- You are indeed the shit.
- You all are the shit.
1017
01:37:37,750 --> 01:37:42,042
To our fighters
1018
01:37:44,708 --> 01:37:50,792
Part of this film's box office will be given
to the fight and research against cancer.
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