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[Heimdall] Welcome, Guardians.
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The Prince of Asgard
is eager to see you.
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Valkyrie took longer than
expected to fetch you.
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You know why I'm late, Heimdall.
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Or did you shut
off your Allsight?
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We ran into some
Darkhawks on Knowhere.
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We had to take
care of them first.
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Darkhawks?
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Can we be certain these
are the true Guardians?
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♪♪ ['70s pop rock] Sure,
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long as Gamora kicked
the right Quill
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into the Continuum Cortex.
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♪♪ [continues]
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What? Definitely Quill.
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♪♪ [stops] Why?
Who else would I be?
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According to Rocket,
a robot impostor from another dimension.
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I ain't saying he is, Drax.
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I'm just saying he could be.
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Aah!
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[grunts]
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Even my Allsight cannot pierce
the Darkhawks' deception.
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After they tried to replace
Thor on the Galactic Council,
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Odin ordered me to
seal the Bifrost
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to ensure that no
impostors could enter.
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I am Groot! I am Groot?
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Not now.
The grown-ups are talking.
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So, how do we know the Darkhawks
didn't pull the switcheroo on Thor?
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[Thor] Let this be your answer!
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Okay, I'm good.
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A souvenir I picked up on my way
home from the Galactic Council.
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The Darkhawk fiend never stood
a chance of infiltrating Asgard.
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All due respect, Thor,
we should move out of the open
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before your father discovers any
outsiders infiltrating Asgard.
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So ol' One-Eye don't
know we're here?
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My father ordered
Asgard's borders sealed,
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while leaving the rest of the
galaxy to fend for themselves
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against the Darkhawks.
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I disagree.
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Hiding from the Darkhawks
is an act of cowardice.
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You dare call my father,
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the ruler of Asgard, a coward?!
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Absolutely not!
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I said he was acting like one.
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No one is calling
anyone a coward.
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But we don't need to get involved
in yet another family conflict.
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Please, my friends.
With your help,
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I know my father
will see reason.
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Yeah. Reason to vaporize us!
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[Rocket] Okay, who called
Tall, Dark, And Impervious?
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My father ordered the Destroyer
Armor to patrol Asgard for outsiders.
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Well, great. Let the walking
tin can take us to Odin,
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and we'll convince him
to fight the Darkhawks.
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Boom! It's a little
thing called diplomacy.
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Okay, big guy, take me to your All...
[yelling]
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[groans]
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It is named the Destroyer
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for a reason, Peter Quill.
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It does not take prisoners.
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Too bad, 'cause I do!
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[grunts]
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Foolish mortal!
Do not antagonize the Destroyer!
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Wait for it. And... boom!
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Actually,
that was pretty clever.
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Yeah.
Too clever for the real Quill.
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You believe he is a Darkhawk?
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[grunts]
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We'll find out when
that thing blasts him.
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The Destroyer won't use
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its energy weapons
this close to the city.
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It'll probably just pound
the life out of Quill.
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You say that like
it's a bad thing.
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Then Drax will
pound the Destroyer!
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[yelling]
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[grunting]
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Guardians, hold!
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[grunting]
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[grunts, groans]
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I am Groot! Not now!
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[chuckles] I ain't
seen nothing this funny
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since Quill tried to
teach Drax to break dance!
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Cease these attacks!
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I am Groot!
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This is a fight you
mortals cannot win! Aah!
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, this mortal beat
that thing once before.
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I am Groot! [Grunts]
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What part of "cease these
attacks" did you not get?
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Tell that to him!
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Am I the only one who's noticed old
Iron Pants keeps attacking Quill?
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Almost like he was
a Darkhawk spy!
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[grunts]
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Let us protect you, Guardians.
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The Destroyer cannot
attack a citizen of Asgard
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unless a crime has been
committed, as I am about to do!
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Thor Odinson,
what have you done?
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Father, I...
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Why, against my decree,
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are outsiders here in Asgard?
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The Guardians have
come to aid us
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in fighting the
Darkhawks, Father.
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Valkyrie and Heimdall
brought them at my behest.
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Then Valkyrie and Heimdall
have disobeyed my order
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and betrayed my trust!
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Surrender your
weapons of office.
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You shall stand watch over the
statues outside my chambers
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until I decide otherwise.
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But, Father,
they were only following my orders!
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Indeed! Which is why
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your punishment will be far
more severe than theirs.
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[sighs] My son,
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you know only Asgardians
can be trusted.
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Father, the Guardians
were in another dimension
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when the Darkhawks
first arrived.
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They exposed impostors on Xandar
and fought them on Knowhere.
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I'm inclined to agree, Sire.
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The Guardians are
resourceful and devious.
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They once managed to sneak into
Asgard while you were sleeping.
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Got all the way
to the World Tree!
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This occurred on your watch?
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'Tis beside the point.
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The Guardians possess
the necessary skills
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to sneak into the
Darkhawk realm,
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free the captives, and expose their
impostors on the Galactic Council.
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Impossible!
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The Darkhawks serve the Serpent,
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and the Serpent
cannot be defeated.
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We do not know that.
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I do know that,
because the Serpent is my brother!
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After the Destroyer was
created in Asgard's forge,
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my brother became
obsessed with its power.
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He wanted an invincible army
of warriors just like it,
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so he ordered the
Darkhawks to be forged.
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The Darkhawks lacked the
Destroyer's unique power core.
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But a mystical enchantment
allowed them to assume
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the appearance and
memories of their enemies.
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The Serpent vowed to seize the
throne of Asgard or destroy it.
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We battled for centuries,
but I was unable to defeat him,
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so I banished him
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to the edge of
the galaxy itself.
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But if his Darkhawk
minions have returned,
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then the Serpent
will be watching,
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waiting for any opportunity
to return to Asgard.
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That is why we cannot risk opening
the Bifrost, even for a moment.
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And why I cannot allow outsiders
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to freely roam the
halls of Asgard.
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That's ridiculous.
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I'm no more a
Darkhawk than you are.
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I escorted the Guardians
myself, All-Father.
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No Darkhawk came
through the Bifrost.
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Huh! That we know of.
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Thor, take them to the dungeon.
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Dude, trust me,
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you can't let family loyalty stop
you from doing the right thing.
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No, Father.
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We cannot sit idly by while a
dark power threatens the galaxy.
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The Guardians and
I are in agreement.
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We must fight back against
the Darkhawk invasion.
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And if you would imprison them,
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then you must
imprison me as well.
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Awesome speech, bro.
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Yeah,
it's a bummer it didn't work.
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Oh, my, my.
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How could the favored
son of the All-Father
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have fallen so far?
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How do you like being on the
wrong side of the law, brother?
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I may be on the wrong
side of the law,
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and our father, Loki,
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but I am still on
the side of right.
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I will find a way out of this,
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as long as I have loyal
and steadfast friends
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like the Guardians
of the Galaxy.
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[Quill] Am not a Darkhawk!
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Are too a Darkhawk!
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I picked the right Quill.
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No robot could possibly act that...
Quillish.
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Quill, if you are a Darkhawk,
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you would tell me if I were
one, too, would you not?
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Pardon me, brother,
while I amuse myself
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with your "loyal and steadfast."
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But, Drax,
if you are a Darkhawk now,
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how did you know you
weren't a Darkhawk before?
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I am not sure.
Perhaps I was always a Darkhawk.
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[sighs] For all we know,
you're all Darkhawks.
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Well, except for the shrub.
He's far too tiny.
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[laughing]
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I am Groot!
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I am Groot, I am
Groot, I am Groot!
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Well, now that we've
established that you are Groot,
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I have one burning question:
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Who cares?
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[mocking Loki] I am
Groot, I am Groot...
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[unintelligible]
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Oh, yes, very mature.
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Perhaps you can perform that when I
throw you on the hearth for kindling.
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You would be wise
to hold your tongue
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if you would speak
ill of my friends.
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[Quill] Okay, look,
if anybody is a Darkhawk spy,
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we can't do anything about it
until we find a way outta here.
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Right? [Rocket] That
is the one smart thing
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that's come out of your
probably Darkhawk robot mouth.
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Eh, force fields always have a weak
spot somewhere along the bottom.
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If there is a weak spot,
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the Prince of
Asgard will find it!
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[grunts] [thud]
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[body thuds] Yeah,
probably shouldn't do that.
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[growling]
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[thud] [grunts, groans]
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[growls] Aah!
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Please, rodent,
don't spoil the fun.
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I am Groot?
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I think...
I think I can feel it weakening!
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[thud] [cries out]
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[groaning]
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I am Groot! Hey, ya mind?
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I'm workin' here.
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[grunts]
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We are free!
Well done, my friend!
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Show-off.
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[Thor] Our time is short.
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We must send you on your secret
mission to the Darkhawk realm
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before my father
discovers you are gone.
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Cool. Just open our cell,
and we're outta here.
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Ah-ah-ah! To open the Bifrost,
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you'll need Heimdall's sword,
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which is now in the armory,
guarded by the Destroyer.
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And I'm afraid only one person
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is cunning enough to
sneak past the Destroyer.
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I'm afraid he's right.
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Groot, free my brother.
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I am Groot? [Grunts]
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[Thor] I will be watching you.
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Good. Hopefully you'll
learn something.
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Hold up there, bud.
I still ain't sure about these guys.
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But you trust Loki?
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To not secretly be a killer robot?
Uh, yeah.
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Besides,
the fewer people we got sneaking
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into a high-security
armory, the better.
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He does have a point.
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Rocket has a point?
You know something,
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I'm starting to think
you're a Darkhawk.
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Yeah, you kids sort that out.
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We'll come back for you
once we have the sword.
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I mean, we'd know if we
were Darkhawks, right?
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That is exactly what I have
been trying to discern.
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I will wrestle the
Destroyer to the ground
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while you rob the armory.
247
00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:39,966
What? We're trying not to be
seen, Goldilocks.
248
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:43,033
We're doing sneaky-sneaky.
That's what we're doing here!
249
00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:45,467
[scoffs] You're
wasting your time.
250
00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:48,666
I've been trying to get him to
sneak since we were infants.
251
00:12:48,699 --> 00:12:51,433
But don't worry. I have a plan.
252
00:12:53,567 --> 00:12:55,833
Ugh! That krutacker!
253
00:12:55,866 --> 00:12:57,742
And you were supposed to be watching him!
[thudding]
254
00:12:57,766 --> 00:12:59,766
I am Groot! [Gasps]
255
00:13:01,433 --> 00:13:03,900
Oh, flarg.
256
00:13:03,933 --> 00:13:06,133
For Asgard!
257
00:13:06,167 --> 00:13:07,233
[grunting]
258
00:13:07,267 --> 00:13:10,733
[yells, groans]
259
00:13:10,766 --> 00:13:13,833
If I could just get my hands on
whatever powers that flargin' thing.
260
00:13:13,866 --> 00:13:14,900
[thud]
261
00:13:16,666 --> 00:13:18,634
[yells, grunts]
262
00:13:18,666 --> 00:13:22,367
[groaning] Now, that hurt.
263
00:13:23,733 --> 00:13:26,000
[yells, grunts]
264
00:13:26,033 --> 00:13:28,666
[groaning]
265
00:13:28,699 --> 00:13:31,333
[grunting]
266
00:13:31,367 --> 00:13:33,699
There's gotta be a way
inside this thing! [Grunts]
267
00:13:35,699 --> 00:13:38,400
I am Groooot!
268
00:13:38,433 --> 00:13:40,833
[grunting]
269
00:13:40,866 --> 00:13:43,866
[cries out]
270
00:13:51,167 --> 00:13:53,333
Oh, fine. Maybe one more.
271
00:13:53,367 --> 00:13:56,400
[blow lands] [grunts, groans]
272
00:13:56,433 --> 00:13:59,000
Huh? [Grunts]
273
00:13:59,033 --> 00:14:01,666
Where ya been, ya krutacker?
274
00:14:01,699 --> 00:14:05,699
[scoffs] I needed my scepter
to stop the Destroyer,
275
00:14:05,733 --> 00:14:08,699
and I needed a distraction
to get my scepter.
276
00:14:08,733 --> 00:14:11,367
My plan worked perfectly.
277
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:12,900
I am Groot!
278
00:14:12,933 --> 00:14:15,866
Was that supposed to hurt?
279
00:14:15,900 --> 00:14:19,200
[yells] Insolent twig!
280
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:23,200
[Gamora] You know, I'm starting to
think you really are a Darkhawk.
281
00:14:23,233 --> 00:14:26,133
If anyone here is a
Darkhawk, it's you!
282
00:14:26,167 --> 00:14:30,367
You probably kicked the wrong me
into the Continuum Cortex on purpose!
283
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:33,567
Then that would mean that
you're a Darkhawk too!
284
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:35,699
Oh, ye... Oh, yeah. Right.
285
00:14:35,733 --> 00:14:38,666
But that's just what a Darkhawk
would want me to think!
286
00:14:38,699 --> 00:14:41,133
Ugh!
287
00:14:41,167 --> 00:14:44,966
How can such a large
sword be so hard to find?
288
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:48,200
I warn you, Loki, touch nothing!
[object clangs on ground]
289
00:14:49,766 --> 00:14:52,666
[clattering] I am Groot?
290
00:14:52,699 --> 00:14:54,699
Not now, bud.
291
00:14:54,733 --> 00:14:57,033
I am Groot?!
292
00:14:58,100 --> 00:15:00,133
I said, "Not now"!
293
00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:02,567
Lo! I have found it!
294
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,634
I am Groot! I am Groot!
295
00:15:04,666 --> 00:15:06,500
You, rodent,
296
00:15:06,534 --> 00:15:09,634
what is your pet shrub
prattling on about?
297
00:15:09,666 --> 00:15:12,467
Beats me.
I can't understand a word of it.
298
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:14,500
Probably got something
to do with this!
299
00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:22,866
I figure between the Destroyer's
power core and my own Darkhawk tech,
300
00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:27,200
I oughta be able to blow
up all of Asgard. [Beeping]
301
00:15:27,233 --> 00:15:30,833
[gasps] I am Groot!
302
00:15:32,066 --> 00:15:34,500
[beeping] [laughing] I
know, right?
303
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,833
I was the killer
robot the whole time!
304
00:15:36,866 --> 00:15:38,634
Is that hilarious, or what?
305
00:15:38,666 --> 00:15:40,167
Deceiver!
306
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:43,033
I, Thor Odinson,
challenge you to battle!
307
00:15:43,066 --> 00:15:46,833
Mark me, impostor,
you shall pay for your treachery!
308
00:15:46,866 --> 00:15:49,866
[beeping continues] Eh, no.
309
00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:54,233
That was unexpected.
310
00:15:54,267 --> 00:15:56,066
I am Groot!
311
00:16:00,033 --> 00:16:02,167
Loki!
312
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:06,699
[groans] That was more expected.
313
00:16:08,766 --> 00:16:11,966
Come on, guys. Guys!
314
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:16,966
Drax, hold the impostor down while
I beat the disguise off of him.
315
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,167
Do not struggle, Darkhawk.
It will only make this more painful.
316
00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:24,066
[Darkhawk Rocket] So
long, suckers!
317
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:26,799
I am Groot!
318
00:16:26,833 --> 00:16:28,799
Okay, what did we just see?
319
00:16:28,833 --> 00:16:30,666
Rocket is a
Darkhawk, with a bomb
320
00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:32,833
that could destroy
all of Asgard!
321
00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:35,367
That little krutacker!
322
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:38,500
His betrayal makes me
very angry as well.
323
00:16:38,534 --> 00:16:40,799
Which proves we're
not Darkhawks.
324
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,733
Then I am Drax!
I am so relieved!
325
00:16:43,766 --> 00:16:47,766
Well, great. Now can we stop the
real Darkhawk from blowing up Asgard?
326
00:16:50,699 --> 00:16:52,500
[beeping continues]
327
00:16:54,066 --> 00:16:55,833
This way!
328
00:17:04,567 --> 00:17:07,900
[stammering] I am Groot.
329
00:17:07,933 --> 00:17:09,799
There he goes!
330
00:17:09,833 --> 00:17:11,699
Found him!
331
00:17:13,267 --> 00:17:14,634
Then I shall pummel him.
332
00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:16,833
No, you can't pummel him.
333
00:17:16,866 --> 00:17:18,367
Rocket's the bomb! Aah!
334
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,966
Oh, come on.
He's not that great.
335
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,766
I am Groot!
336
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:27,066
I am Groooot!
337
00:17:28,933 --> 00:17:31,333
[sighs] I once
carried the valiant
338
00:17:31,367 --> 00:17:33,333
to their eternal
reward in Valhalla.
339
00:17:33,367 --> 00:17:36,900
Now I spend all day staring
at an empty hallway.
340
00:17:36,933 --> 00:17:39,799
I stood watch over
all the Cosmos.
341
00:17:39,833 --> 00:17:41,833
Point taken.
342
00:17:41,866 --> 00:17:44,534
I am Groot! A Darkhawk?
343
00:17:44,567 --> 00:17:47,699
[Quill] Rocket's a Darkhawk, and he's
gonna blow up the city! Gotta run!
344
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,367
After them!
345
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,833
[clanging]
346
00:17:52,866 --> 00:17:54,966
Get off of me, ya weed!
347
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:58,233
I am Groot! [Grunts]
348
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:02,467
Hey! What are ya doin'?
349
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,866
That was my arm,
ya little krutacker!
350
00:18:07,666 --> 00:18:09,634
No! No! No, no, no!
351
00:18:09,699 --> 00:18:11,866
Quit messin' with my circuits!
352
00:18:12,933 --> 00:18:17,066
I... am...
353
00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:19,500
Groooot!
354
00:18:19,534 --> 00:18:21,634
[yells]
355
00:18:21,666 --> 00:18:23,433
[crash]
356
00:18:27,233 --> 00:18:29,567
By my beard!
357
00:18:31,666 --> 00:18:35,833
[groans] I am Groot?
358
00:18:35,866 --> 00:18:38,367
[groaning]
359
00:18:41,433 --> 00:18:45,799
By Odin's beard,
the small one has defeated the impostor!
360
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:48,033
All hail the mighty Groot!
361
00:18:48,066 --> 00:18:49,642
[Thor, Heimdall, Valkyrie] Huzzah!
[Drax] Yay!
362
00:18:49,666 --> 00:18:52,033
[bomb beeping]
363
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,333
I am Groot. I am Groot!
364
00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:58,534
[beeping continues]
365
00:18:58,567 --> 00:19:00,666
Guys, the bomb is still ticking!
366
00:19:00,699 --> 00:19:03,866
Fear not. I shall destroy it.
367
00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:07,799
Nay, Father! The Darkhawk said
it would destroy all of Asgard!
368
00:19:07,833 --> 00:19:11,000
We have to defuse the bomb.
Where's Rocket?
369
00:19:11,033 --> 00:19:13,167
Oh, right. That's...
That's actually why we're here.
370
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,900
Is anybody here good
with explosives?
371
00:19:16,033 --> 00:19:18,200
I am Groot. I-I...
372
00:19:18,233 --> 00:19:20,400
[beeping continues]
373
00:19:20,433 --> 00:19:22,766
I am Groot!
374
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,033
[beeping stops]
375
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:40,333
And Loki heroically
saves the day yet again.
376
00:19:40,367 --> 00:19:42,866
Instead of running
around like a fool,
377
00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:47,534
I located the Darkhawk's likely target...
our dear father.
378
00:19:47,567 --> 00:19:50,900
And, of course, I can still
deactivate the Destroyer's power core,
379
00:19:50,933 --> 00:19:54,133
even when it's not
in the Destroyer.
380
00:19:54,167 --> 00:19:57,333
And now, Father,
I humbly accept your...
381
00:19:57,367 --> 00:19:59,500
Forgive me, Father.
382
00:19:59,534 --> 00:20:04,200
In disobeying your orders, I brought a
deadly enemy within the walls of Asgard.
383
00:20:04,233 --> 00:20:07,600
I should never have
questioned your wisdom.
384
00:20:09,233 --> 00:20:11,733
It's true,
you disobeyed my orders,
385
00:20:11,766 --> 00:20:14,733
but you did so to
save innocent lives.
386
00:20:14,766 --> 00:20:18,367
Your noble instincts do you
credit, my son.
387
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:21,500
And they have reminded me that
Asgard has a responsibility
388
00:20:21,534 --> 00:20:24,966
to guide and protect
the lesser realms.
389
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,699
I approve of your plan.
390
00:20:27,733 --> 00:20:29,200
Are you joking?
391
00:20:29,233 --> 00:20:32,833
He brought a Darkhawk
to your very doorstep!
392
00:20:32,866 --> 00:20:36,500
[Odin] He also brought the
Guardians, who saved my life
393
00:20:36,534 --> 00:20:38,500
and my realm.
394
00:20:38,534 --> 00:20:41,400
With my rather significant help!
395
00:20:41,433 --> 00:20:44,367
Do not push your luck, son.
396
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,733
I see now that Asgard
cannot stand idle
397
00:20:46,766 --> 00:20:49,333
while the Serpent
plots our destruction.
398
00:20:49,367 --> 00:20:51,666
I will allow the
Guardians of the Galaxy
399
00:20:51,699 --> 00:20:54,367
to venture into
the Darkhawk realm.
400
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:57,733
Uh, that's good, 'cause we're gonna go
there and rescue the real Rocket anyway.
401
00:20:57,766 --> 00:20:58,966
[grunts] What?
402
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,200
Hey, if this baby could
destroy all of Asgard,
403
00:21:02,233 --> 00:21:04,833
I bet it would do a real number
on Darkhawk headquarters.
404
00:21:04,866 --> 00:21:07,733
So, we sneak into
evil-robot land,
405
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:10,033
rescue the real versions of
everyone they've replaced,
406
00:21:10,066 --> 00:21:12,500
set the bomb,
and run like flarg.
407
00:21:12,534 --> 00:21:15,733
Simple. Simple, but not easy.
408
00:21:16,866 --> 00:21:18,833
Whether you succeed or not,
409
00:21:18,866 --> 00:21:21,799
Asgard shall prepare for war.
410
00:21:21,833 --> 00:21:26,333
Are you certain your team is
ready for the task before you?
411
00:21:27,833 --> 00:21:30,766
We are Groot!
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