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我是洪金宝，艺名元龙
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是他们的大师兄
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我们每天早上七点没吃早餐就开始练功
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练到中午十二点才能吃饭
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每天一开始练的就是「拿顶」
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真的很辛苦！
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我叫元晶
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我是负责把风的
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师父来了！
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师父来了！ 师父来了！
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师父早
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师父领进门
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修行靠个人
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少年不练功
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老来一场空
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你们要努力练功
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小肚子凸出来
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抬头
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双臂靠拢
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抬头
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干嘛？
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师父，闹钟响了
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我在这儿我说了算，上去
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下来
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练完半小时「拿顶」后
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两只手腕真的很痛
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这个时候，我们最怕的
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就是师傅立刻要我们练…
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下腰
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下腰
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屁股不要翘
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健子小翻
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小翻提
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小翻北落
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虎跳前扑
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这是小翻吗？
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这是猴子翻
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还是猴子翻
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你在干什么？
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师父，我不会
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不会，走开
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师父，我也不会
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滚蛋
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滚毛趴虎
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左右飞脚
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好了，今天差不多了
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三毛 是
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我不在的时候，你带他们练功
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教师兄弟们练小翻
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是，师父
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师父辛苦了
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有时候师傅不在
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就由我教他们练功
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师傅就在下面听着
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左右飞脚
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左右飞脚
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小翻
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小翻北落
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三个小翻一个提
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虎跳前扑
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练得挺好
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俗话说
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上得山多终遇虎
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有一天，我们就出事了
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起来！
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起来！
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师父，对不起
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对不起，师父
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我叫你带他们练功
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你带头偷懒…
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对不起，师父
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对不起…
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全部下来
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拿顶！ 是
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给我全都练毯子
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你在那里干什么？ 出来
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师父，我不敢了…
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未打先哭没出息
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排队练功
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是
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抬头
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师父，我撑不住了！ 撑不住！
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大师兄
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别管他
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为什么我的汗水这么热了
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拿烟丝来给他捂着伤口
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自从那次之后
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不管师父在不在，我们都不敢再偷懒了
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来吧！ 一个接一个！
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快点！ 练！ 快点！
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跟着！ 一个跟一个
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光阴似箭，一去不回
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往事只能回味
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以前
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我对「昙花一现」这四个字
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没有多大好感…
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早晨
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起立
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各位同学早
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校长早
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还有一位同学没有站好
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这位同学，为什么你…
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对不起，对不起
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我不知道原来，原来你这么矮
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对不起
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校长，您不用太介意
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同学们都叫我「小矮子」
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那不如，你坐在前面
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你个子那么高，往后坐也能看到黑板
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好
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坐下
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我们这一堂教的是作文
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有没有同学能告诉我…
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听完问题再举手
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对不起，我把你的裤子弄湿
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我带你去换好不好？ 好
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来，起来
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你明天再把裤子还给我
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好不好？ 好
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乖啦
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谢谢，王老师
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真乖
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谢谢莲姐 别客气
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你们三个，起来！
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为什么你们三个
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不可以有一节课是认真留心的？
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要是你们真的不喜欢上学
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那我叫校长让你们退学好不好？
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好呀，你把学费退给我们，我们就退学
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换了三张五块，校长
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谢谢，莲姐
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拿回去，拿回去，拿回去
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我不会赶你们出学校
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你们先拿回这五块钱
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你们每个月的月初不用交学费
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留起来
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到了月底来校长室
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直接交给我
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如果到时候
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你们再淘气
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或者是把学费花了，交不出来
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我就不收你们的学费
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立刻
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赶你们出学校
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都是你不好，说要见校长
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都是你不好
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无端端抢我的公仔纸！
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为什么怪我
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你为什么推我啊… 走啦…
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这条？
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不是，是这条
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这条，要两条
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两条？
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这两条也漂亮
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王老师
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阿二，你自己在这摆摊啊？
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好香
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要不要来碗糖水？不收你钱
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谢谢你，不用了
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来嘛，不要拒绝我
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老板娘，借个位子
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随便用
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送你个鸡蛋
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谢谢
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多盛点，多盛点
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校长他太瘦
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谢谢，莲姐
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是「懒」，不是「赖」
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兔子快要到达终点了
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终于可以一雪前耻
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乌龟走路很慢
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但乌龟很镇定
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站在斜坡的最顶端，把头和脚缩进乌龟壳
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然后用力一跳
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像石头一样滚下斜坡
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最后乌龟在兔子冲线前
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赶过兔子…唉呀，「兔」字少了一点…
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你不是「小矮子」吗？
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我是呀
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我是「高个子班长」
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原来是班长
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你真是变了很多
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差不多吧
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他就没有变，我立刻认得他
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你聪明嘛
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校长来了
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校长…
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生日快乐，校长
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你们记不记得？
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以前我们小息时，是不能留在教室里
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有三个同学，他们偷偷的留在教室里
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后来我们回到教室里，灯管就已经破了
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知不知道为什么？
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他们玩扔剪刀
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扔呀扔呀，扔得太高，把灯管打破了
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是呀，我记得他三个是全班淘气
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特别阿二你
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又是我？
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有一次上课的时候，他们三个玩公仔纸
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被王老师给发现了
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结果
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三个都要去校长室见校长，还记不记得？
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是呀，记得，所以以后我们不敢再淘气啦
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是不是校长？
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你们三个我印象最深
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毕业后，我都不发成绩表给他们
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英，这个是不是你呀
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对…我呀…
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这张还有小矮子
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校长啊…
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看你真的是最矮的
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这张是在哪拍的？
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这张呀，你不记得啦？班长当时考上中大
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我们这些人不是约在一起去中大参观吗？
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就是那时候拍的…记不记得？是不是呀
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这个是王老师？
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是王老师啊…
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我记得有一次，我在街上摆摊
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卖一些塑胶玩具剑
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王老师走过来，悄悄跟我说
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警察来了
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我一看，真的有个警察跑过来
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我赶紧收拾东西就跑了
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我一直跑一直跑，东西一直掉一直掉
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王老师就帮我一直捡一直捡
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然后，王老师她就拉着我去茶楼里假装喝茶
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警察追到茶楼，当然就没事了
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救了你一命
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我第二个孩子出生之前，我打电话给王老师
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我听到她的声音好像很虚弱
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于是我就去医院探望她
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然后她就一直絮叨跟我说，不要乱吃中成药
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因为有一次她摔倒
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听人家说买了一些熊胆丸来吃
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她不知道熊胆丸对肾脏是有伤害
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而且她本身有心脏病
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后来我孩子出生了，我再打电话给王老师
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可是她家人跟我说，她去世了
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毕业后，我也探访过王老师的
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记得我有一次上课问她为什么不结婚？
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她跟我说，她身体不好，经常生病
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知道自已不会长命
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所以不想拖累人
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所以决定不结婚
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原来是这样
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游兄关于「昙花一现」的话
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使我想到
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松柏长青
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菊花傲霜
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梅花耐寒
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甚至花叶不美的野草
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它们生长活着，都不是为了给人们看见的
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大地上更多的花草树木
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都不是在自生自灭
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不管人们看不看见？
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昙花总要一现
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无数的花草树木
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都没有错过自己的生长
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开花、结果、繁殖
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一代一代这样地存在着
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喂
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喂，校长？阿二
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我找到王老师灵龛
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找到了？
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是呀
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难不难找？
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不难
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对啦，你现在在哪里？
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我现在在墓地
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这么早？
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是，我一会儿还要上班
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那你赶快去上班吧
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对啦，我们是不是一起去祭拜王老师？
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校长
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王老师在这里
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王老师，这是我的
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去年有架飞机坠进港口！
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如果它没有坠进港口，而是撞向我们
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我和余雁飞就可以永远在一起
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直到今天
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我都不能否认余雁飞是我的初恋
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虽然我们在一起的日子没想象中那样长
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想不到对我的冲击却这么大
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我们不是念同一间学校
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她那间是名校
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我这间是普通学校
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所以我和她算很有缘
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不过有缘又如何？
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都会有缘尽的一天
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她到最后还不是要走？
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很多人说
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初恋都没有好结果
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但是爱情来到的时候
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我们依然不顾一切的栽进去
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不管结局怎样
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凡事都有第一次
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可惜第一次永远不是最后一次
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我万万没想到，和余雁飞谈恋爱
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是我的第一次也是最后一次
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余雁飞是我初次，是我唯一的梦
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喂
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我后天要走了
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好想见你！
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你可否见见我？
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我只剩下明天了
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几点钟？
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下午
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你来我这里好吗？
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叶嘉林！
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你想去哪里？
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拜托把门关上呀
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你想招贼进来吗？
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你这里还有东西可以偷吗？
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你是否不想见到我？
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是
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你还想走？
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现在要走的人是你，不是我
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你对我发脾气做什么？
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你以为我很想走吗？
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如果你真的舍不得
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为什么整个礼拜都不见我？
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我去你学校找你
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你躲着我
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去你家楼下等你
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等到半夜也不见你回家
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写信给你也没有回复
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打电话给你，你妈就说你不在
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你需要这样躲着我吗？
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你到底去哪了？
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我很害怕！
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你都要走了
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还管我去哪做什么？
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你为什么不肯见我？
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是否不喜欢我了？
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我只想习惯一下
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没有你会怎么样
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会怎样？
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我也不知道，我说不出来
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你不要这样好不好
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我舍不得你！
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你别走好吗？
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我不应该过来的
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见完你，我会更难过
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你觉得我很好过吗？
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你就要去过你的新生活，怎会不好过？
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你走了以后，很快就会忘记我
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你早晚也会忘掉香港的一切
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我不走了，好吗？
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你爸妈同意吗？
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不同意
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但我已经十八岁
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没人再可以管我
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我想怎样就怎样
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我不让你走！
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你今晚一定要留下来陪我
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我不走
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你也不能走
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电话响了！
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不用管
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快点听吧
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可能有重要事呢？
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你不准动！
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喂…喂？
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（岛上 岛上）
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（我欲久居 今夜是一个动人的夜）
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记忆是最丰富的时间
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惟一真实
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现在亦包含于记忆
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植根于泥土的
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到泥土必须回归…
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来罢
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来到我身傍
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依山偎海
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来罢
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我是山
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我是海
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我是你要的一切
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我依偎着你
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你就回到古昔的梦
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消到远方
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散落，全然遗忘
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你在密叶间从未知晓的一切
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这儿的疲累，狂热，与焦躁
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人们枯坐，聆听彼此的叹息
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这儿病瘫者摇落最后几根惨白发丝
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少年憔悴
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单薄如鬼，死去
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当每一动念尽是愁哀
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沉重如铅的眼神满是绝望
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美人明眸不再
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新临的恋慕过不了明天
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喂，不要拍！
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就剩一张了
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我要拍你呀！
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你坐这里
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你不许动
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我等了一整个星期
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就等着拍这张照片
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放松，笑一笑
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我笑不出来
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你知不知道？
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我特意不搬走这些东西，都留在这里
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就是想给你看看我这间房是什么样子
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让你记得我
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你拍了照片，好像比见到我更开心
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我可以走了吗？
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你第一次来就这么走了？
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你真的要这样对我吗？
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第一次？
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是，对你是第一次
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但是对我就是最后一次了
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你不觉得自己很好笑吗？
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明明房间已经空了
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你也要搬走了
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还留下这些东西
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骗自己什么都没有变
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余雁飞，你醒一醒好不好？
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叶嘉林
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你可不可以成熟一点？
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你有否想过我爸妈为什么要走？
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他们是为了我好！
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如果你真的爱我
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你可以过来找我呀
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00:38:17,626 --> 00:38:18,542
我就是舍不得你
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舍不得这里，所以才拍照
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让我在那边想你的时候
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也可以见到你
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我想你永远都留在我的世界里
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我对你怎样，你到底知否？
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为什么还问我好不好笑？
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00:38:28,751 --> 00:38:30,376
你觉得很好笑吗？
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你知不知道这样说话很伤人的？
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来吧，别这样啦
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不如我们喝杯茶，吃个包
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慢慢聊
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你装什么周星驰啊
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你还有心情开玩笑？
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你到了英国住哪里呀？
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什么时候开学？
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寄宿啰
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会不会不习惯？
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没有你当然不习惯啦
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我会把这些都带过去
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想你的时候，就会看看它们
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你要给我写信啊
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前天晚上我来过这里
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啊？
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我做了个梦
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来到这里
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但你不在
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突然，你打开门
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拿着行李回来
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你跟我说，你不走了
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说你和家人翻脸
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你会永远和我在一起
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不再离开我
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不如我们一起死啊？
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我们一起死吧
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好呀
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好什么？
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00:41:06,959 --> 00:41:08,751
这张碟是我们第一次约会的时候
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你送给我的，记得吗？
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夜已在变幻 像钻石灿烂 但也这么冷
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看千串霓虹 泛起千串梦
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映着这港湾
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何故泪却凝在眼
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沉默里终于一声慨叹
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你快将消失 消失去 去了未会返
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路已是有限 愿每步放慢
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莫太早分散
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再请你逗留 请将这片梦 拥在臂弯
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如缺乏你难习惯难习惯
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身边千般冷眼
476
00:42:39,209 --> 00:42:42,376
听听北风声 多么冷
477
00:42:42,376 --> 00:42:46,251
快收紧些你臂弯
478
00:42:46,251 --> 00:42:50,542
长裙随急风飞舞似浪漫
479
00:42:50,542 --> 00:42:53,251
却在别时人渐散
480
00:42:53,251 --> 00:42:55,959
黑色丝巾 风中飘满寂寞
481
00:42:55,959 --> 00:42:58,751
荡落这港湾
482
00:42:58,751 --> 00:43:02,917
陪霓虹千盏风里我独站
483
00:43:02,917 --> 00:43:05,584
远望渡轮随浪去
484
00:43:05,584 --> 00:43:07,251
身边的呼呼北风
485
00:43:07,251 --> 00:43:09,001
已经不感觉到冷
486
00:43:09,001 --> 00:43:15,334
今晚最冷已是我心间
487
00:43:32,751 --> 00:43:34,209
我要走了
488
00:43:34,667 --> 00:43:36,501
你要照顾好自己呀
489
00:43:39,584 --> 00:43:41,709
你别走行吗？
490
00:43:48,792 --> 00:43:50,376
我想和你做
491
00:43:51,209 --> 00:43:52,876
我的第一次要是你
492
00:43:54,376 --> 00:43:55,876
我要永远记住你
493
00:43:55,876 --> 00:43:56,876
这个地方
494
00:43:56,876 --> 00:43:57,959
这一晚
495
00:44:05,584 --> 00:44:06,584
你不要
496
00:44:06,584 --> 00:44:08,042
你不要这样啦
497
00:44:08,376 --> 00:44:10,376
我们没时间了！
498
00:44:16,667 --> 00:44:18,334
你当我是什么？
499
00:44:18,334 --> 00:44:20,751
你知道你这样多自私吗？
500
00:44:20,751 --> 00:44:22,292
你明天就走了
501
00:44:22,292 --> 00:44:24,126
我留在这儿能怎么办？
502
00:44:24,126 --> 00:44:26,209
我想走也走不了
503
00:44:27,417 --> 00:44:30,626
余雁飞，你有否想过我的感受？
504
00:44:30,626 --> 00:44:31,751
你是不是和我做了
505
00:44:31,751 --> 00:44:33,417
可以当什么都没发生过
506
00:44:33,417 --> 00:44:34,334
是不是？
507
00:44:43,792 --> 00:44:45,751
喂！ 你去哪呀？
508
00:44:50,501 --> 00:44:51,334
你不要过来！
509
00:44:52,334 --> 00:44:53,751
你要干什么？
510
00:44:54,126 --> 00:44:55,834
我想就这么跳下去
511
00:44:57,709 --> 00:44:58,459
到现在
512
00:44:58,459 --> 00:45:00,292
你还是这么自私
513
00:45:00,292 --> 00:45:01,626
你说什么？
514
00:45:01,876 --> 00:45:03,376
你终究想扔下我
515
00:45:03,542 --> 00:45:05,376
你根本就不爱我
516
00:45:09,209 --> 00:45:11,167
你信不信我会跳下去？
517
00:45:18,292 --> 00:45:19,501
我不信！
518
00:45:26,626 --> 00:45:28,001
对不起
519
00:45:55,251 --> 00:45:57,251
我们下去吧好不好？
520
00:46:00,376 --> 00:46:02,251
青空凝视我
521
00:46:02,959 --> 00:46:04,667
我观照夜
522
00:46:05,292 --> 00:46:07,876
夜观照悠悠无极
523
00:46:08,834 --> 00:46:11,334
几种感觉于顶梢
524
00:46:11,584 --> 00:46:13,334
听夜的呢喃
525
00:46:13,834 --> 00:46:15,584
梦幻不易把握
526
00:46:16,209 --> 00:46:18,167
有梦幻把握我
527
00:46:18,917 --> 00:46:21,251
我和你飞翔在梦中
528
00:46:21,751 --> 00:46:24,001
远去！远去！
529
00:46:24,001 --> 00:46:26,501
我会飞向你
530
00:46:26,501 --> 00:46:29,626
不坐酒神的豹车
531
00:46:29,626 --> 00:46:32,417
独乘诗神的隐翼
532
00:46:32,751 --> 00:46:35,626
此心虽困惑犹豫
533
00:46:36,084 --> 00:46:37,667
终与你一起
534
00:46:37,667 --> 00:46:39,751
夜正温柔！
535
00:46:40,376 --> 00:46:43,584
此刻若死去，应无遗憾
536
00:46:43,584 --> 00:46:46,417
在子夜无痛地沉落
537
00:46:47,084 --> 00:46:50,084
当你正将灵魂倾注
538
00:46:50,584 --> 00:46:52,501
狂喜如斯！
539
00:46:52,542 --> 00:46:54,917
岛上
540
00:46:55,417 --> 00:46:57,126
我欲久居
541
00:46:59,042 --> 00:47:00,417
寂寞！
542
00:47:00,417 --> 00:47:02,834
这字儿像一记钟声
543
00:47:03,167 --> 00:47:06,376
把我从你那儿送回孤独的自我
544
00:47:08,667 --> 00:47:11,459
爱情自午寐醒来：
545
00:47:12,626 --> 00:47:14,126
那是幻境
546
00:47:14,459 --> 00:47:16,542
还是醒来的梦？
547
00:47:17,792 --> 00:47:20,501
今夜是一个动人的夜
548
00:47:26,042 --> 00:47:28,042
音乐已杳
549
00:47:28,417 --> 00:47:30,501
我是醒是睡？
550
00:47:52,334 --> 00:47:53,751
很多人说
551
00:47:53,751 --> 00:47:56,001
初恋都没有好结果
552
00:47:56,626 --> 00:47:58,417
但是爱情来到的时候
553
00:47:58,417 --> 00:48:01,126
我们依然会不顾一切的栽进去
554
00:48:01,126 --> 00:48:02,376
不管结局怎样
555
00:48:04,751 --> 00:48:07,001
凡事都有第一次
556
00:48:07,917 --> 00:48:11,084
可惜第一次永远不是最后一次
557
00:48:12,001 --> 00:48:14,251
叶嘉林是我初次
558
00:48:14,292 --> 00:48:16,209
是我唯一的梦
559
00:50:39,167 --> 00:50:42,334
「我黄飞鸿不懂讲打讲杀」
560
00:50:42,334 --> 00:50:44,001
「我最喜欢就是讲道理」
561
00:50:44,001 --> 00:50:45,792
「等我拿张凳坐下…」
562
00:50:45,792 --> 00:50:48,376
黄师傅，真是有武德
563
00:50:49,751 --> 00:50:52,251
「是不是你们地方…」
564
00:50:55,209 --> 00:50:56,251
喂
565
00:50:56,251 --> 00:50:57,376
老爸
566
00:50:57,376 --> 00:50:58,459
还没走？
567
00:50:58,459 --> 00:51:00,501
我们上飞机了 ，小珠到了吗？
568
00:51:00,542 --> 00:51:01,376
没有
569
00:51:01,417 --> 00:51:04,417
对了 ，她的同学知道她移民加拿大
570
00:51:04,459 --> 00:51:06,709
全班约了聚一聚
571
00:51:07,084 --> 00:51:09,376
让孙女照顾你
572
00:51:09,376 --> 00:51:10,417
等她考完试
573
00:51:10,459 --> 00:51:13,542
我找到学校，就安排她过来
574
00:51:13,542 --> 00:51:15,167
我为什么要人照顾
575
00:51:15,209 --> 00:51:17,667
这么多年都是自己照顾自己的
576
00:51:17,709 --> 00:51:20,292
行啦，小珠我会帮你看好的
577
00:51:20,334 --> 00:51:24,209
爸 ，她不喜欢人家叫她小珠的
578
00:51:25,042 --> 00:51:27,084
行啦，知道了！ 就这样
579
00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:28,084
爸
580
00:51:31,542 --> 00:51:32,459
爷爷
581
00:51:32,501 --> 00:51:34,084
小珠
582
00:51:34,751 --> 00:51:36,209
我叫Samantha
583
00:51:36,251 --> 00:51:37,001
什么麻烦？
584
00:51:37,001 --> 00:51:39,167
拿行李，有什么麻烦的？
585
00:51:45,292 --> 00:51:47,459
很喜欢吧？
586
00:51:48,209 --> 00:51:49,042
不喜欢？
587
00:51:49,084 --> 00:51:50,501
你小时候很喜欢的
588
00:51:51,209 --> 00:51:53,751
你都说是小时候
589
00:51:53,751 --> 00:51:57,459
那时候才几岁，现在都十几岁了
590
00:51:57,459 --> 00:51:58,626
当然会变
591
00:51:58,626 --> 00:52:00,626
哦，会变的吗？
592
00:52:00,626 --> 00:52:02,251
你看我那么喜欢功夫
593
00:52:02,292 --> 00:52:04,376
几十年后还是很喜欢功夫
594
00:52:04,417 --> 00:52:07,126
如果你不喜欢，那就换掉
595
00:52:07,126 --> 00:52:09,959
不用，我喜欢…
596
00:52:10,126 --> 00:52:12,834
就当怀念一下童年
597
00:52:13,834 --> 00:52:17,417
对了，我买了肠粉和砵仔糕，拿给你吃
598
00:52:23,126 --> 00:52:25,626
趁热吃！ 热呼呼的
599
00:52:25,667 --> 00:52:26,834
凉了就不好吃
600
00:52:27,001 --> 00:52:28,959
不用，我买了汉堡包
601
00:52:29,501 --> 00:52:32,584
洋鬼子的东西，有什么好吃？吃肠粉
602
00:52:32,584 --> 00:52:35,251
人家不喜欢吃肠粉
603
00:52:35,376 --> 00:52:37,251
这样啊，吃砵仔糕
604
00:52:37,292 --> 00:52:39,292
这个我帮你扔了
605
00:52:45,876 --> 00:52:48,126
还是不要浪费
606
00:52:55,667 --> 00:52:57,626
还挺好吃的
607
00:52:57,626 --> 00:53:00,459
爷爷，我本来考完试就要走
608
00:53:00,459 --> 00:53:02,501
爸爸叫我多陪你一阵子
609
00:53:02,501 --> 00:53:04,251
爷爷不需要人陪
610
00:53:04,251 --> 00:53:05,876
你喜欢飞就飞
611
00:53:07,751 --> 00:53:10,084
爷爷，你吃了我的汉堡包
612
00:53:10,084 --> 00:53:12,251
要我吃砵仔糕
613
00:53:13,709 --> 00:53:16,751
洋鬼子的东西，哪有砵仔糕好吃
614
00:53:17,959 --> 00:53:20,751
死鸭子嘴硬
615
00:53:26,917 --> 00:53:29,459
来，坐下吃饭
616
00:53:33,292 --> 00:53:35,251
来，吃鱼
617
00:53:35,626 --> 00:53:37,084
谢谢
618
00:53:42,376 --> 00:53:44,334
爷爷这鱼好腥呀
619
00:53:45,501 --> 00:53:47,376
不准吐，不准浪费
620
00:53:47,417 --> 00:53:49,876
不是呀，有刺呀
621
00:53:52,584 --> 00:53:54,626
那你吃菜吧
622
00:53:56,459 --> 00:53:59,126
这么淡，有没有蛋呀？
623
00:53:59,126 --> 00:54:01,126
没有，一会儿买
624
00:54:02,751 --> 00:54:03,792
不用管我了
625
00:54:03,792 --> 00:54:05,167
一会儿我煮泡面
626
00:54:05,167 --> 00:54:06,584
也没有
627
00:54:06,584 --> 00:54:08,001
爷爷不吃不健康的东西
628
00:54:08,042 --> 00:54:09,001
吃饭
629
00:54:11,667 --> 00:54:14,751
爷爷，这饭好硬呀
630
00:54:15,167 --> 00:54:17,417
爷爷不吃软饭的！ 吃吧
631
00:54:19,751 --> 00:54:22,417
幸好不是住很久
632
00:54:28,084 --> 00:54:30,084
有没有不舍得？
633
00:54:31,167 --> 00:54:34,792
最舍不得不能跟你们煲电话粥
634
00:54:34,917 --> 00:54:36,542
只能电邮
635
00:54:36,542 --> 00:54:38,667
你们要马上回复我
636
00:54:38,917 --> 00:54:40,251
看到哪？
637
00:54:41,709 --> 00:54:44,292
我在A1节的第二条
638
00:54:45,667 --> 00:54:46,751
没事，是我爷爷
639
00:54:46,751 --> 00:54:49,376
等会再聊，拜拜
640
00:54:49,876 --> 00:54:53,251
爷爷，你敲门嘛
641
00:54:53,251 --> 00:54:55,501
爷孙俩有什么关系呢？
642
00:54:55,501 --> 00:54:58,376
人家是女孩子嘛
643
00:54:58,376 --> 00:54:59,584
明白
644
00:54:59,626 --> 00:55:02,917
爷爷是好奇，你怎可以一边讲电话
645
00:55:02,959 --> 00:55:05,209
一边复习，这么厉害
646
00:55:05,459 --> 00:55:09,501
爷爷，你在这儿，我怎样复习？
647
00:55:10,042 --> 00:55:13,334
那么不妨碍你复习了，我先出去
648
00:55:15,167 --> 00:55:16,876
敲了门啊
649
00:55:21,417 --> 00:55:23,376
早点睡
650
00:55:27,001 --> 00:55:28,209
我的天啊
651
00:56:04,667 --> 00:56:06,376
哎呀！ 完了…
652
00:56:06,417 --> 00:56:07,751
什么事？
653
00:56:08,209 --> 00:56:09,792
你进来吧
654
00:56:10,209 --> 00:56:11,292
怎么啦？
655
00:56:11,292 --> 00:56:13,084
你怎么不叫醒我
656
00:56:13,126 --> 00:56:15,167
你又没叫我叫醒你
657
00:56:16,042 --> 00:56:17,167
我帮你吧
658
00:56:17,209 --> 00:56:18,542
我今天第一天考试
659
00:56:18,584 --> 00:56:20,167
是吗？那就快点
660
00:56:20,209 --> 00:56:22,334
走吧 我的鞋呢？
661
00:56:22,376 --> 00:56:23,542
我帮你找
662
00:56:23,584 --> 00:56:25,376
计算机！
663
00:56:27,834 --> 00:56:28,834
鞋就在这嘛
664
00:56:28,876 --> 00:56:31,751
坐下，快点穿
665
00:56:32,251 --> 00:56:33,417
爷爷送你上学吧
666
00:56:33,459 --> 00:56:33,917
不用啦
667
00:56:33,959 --> 00:56:35,542
你穿的像黄飞鸿一样
668
00:56:35,584 --> 00:56:37,126
有什么问题呢？
669
00:56:37,126 --> 00:56:39,209
不说了！ 迟到啦
670
00:56:39,209 --> 00:56:42,126
哎呀，粗心大意的
671
00:56:47,084 --> 00:56:49,626
小珠，你的书啊
672
00:56:55,042 --> 00:56:56,959
你踩得我很痛
673
00:56:57,001 --> 00:56:58,959
我的脚很伤
674
00:56:59,001 --> 00:57:00,501
快点赔医药费
675
00:57:00,542 --> 00:57:02,084
放手，我赶时间
676
00:57:03,876 --> 00:57:06,667
你这种人，不教训一下就对不起自己
677
00:57:06,709 --> 00:57:07,751
拿好你的书
678
00:57:07,792 --> 00:57:10,251
爷爷，你是黄伯，不是黄师父
679
00:57:10,292 --> 00:57:12,167
关你屁事啊老家伙
680
00:57:12,209 --> 00:57:13,292
老家伙？
681
00:57:20,876 --> 00:57:21,709
道歉
682
00:57:21,792 --> 00:57:22,792
Sorry， sorry…
683
00:57:23,001 --> 00:57:24,167
说中文
684
00:57:24,209 --> 00:57:25,334
对不起！ 对不起！
685
00:57:25,376 --> 00:57:27,084
不是跟我说，跟她说
686
00:57:27,376 --> 00:57:29,126
小姐，对不起！ 对不起！
687
00:57:29,167 --> 00:57:30,542
滚
688
00:57:30,834 --> 00:57:32,209
爷爷…
689
00:57:32,792 --> 00:57:34,209
爷爷
690
00:57:34,209 --> 00:57:35,792
你怎么样？
691
00:57:35,959 --> 00:57:38,876
爷爷没事，你考试去吧
692
00:57:38,917 --> 00:57:40,167
你行不行？
693
00:57:40,251 --> 00:57:42,709
爷爷没问题，你快点考试去吧
694
00:57:42,834 --> 00:57:44,584
真的行？ 行的
695
00:57:44,876 --> 00:57:45,917
那我走了
696
00:57:45,917 --> 00:57:47,917
行啦，爷爷能走的 你小心点
697
00:57:47,917 --> 00:57:50,167
行啦，我没事 你慢慢走
698
00:57:50,167 --> 00:57:51,876
你也小心点 你慢点
699
00:57:51,876 --> 00:57:53,376
小心呀
700
00:58:03,042 --> 00:58:07,417
踢人一脚，自己却扭伤了
701
00:58:07,792 --> 00:58:11,459
老了！ 真的老了！
702
00:58:19,459 --> 00:58:22,417
想不到爷爷这么能打
703
00:58:22,876 --> 00:58:24,001
你以为我是假的？
704
00:58:24,042 --> 00:58:27,542
你看我的奖杯，不是骗回来的
705
00:58:29,376 --> 00:58:32,751
几十年前，我一个打十个
706
00:58:32,751 --> 00:58:37,459
现在一个打三个，我都气喘吁吁的
707
00:58:37,459 --> 00:58:39,584
老了…
708
00:58:39,584 --> 00:58:42,584
几十年前你二十几岁嘛
709
00:58:42,626 --> 00:58:46,876
现在都几十岁了，能打三个，已经很厉害
710
00:58:47,042 --> 00:58:49,251
爷爷你真了不起
711
00:58:49,292 --> 00:58:50,751
那还用说
712
00:58:52,917 --> 00:58:55,209
也不知道你老爸怎么想的
713
00:58:55,209 --> 00:58:58,126
公司他也不做，房子他也卖了
714
00:58:58,126 --> 00:58:59,959
去其他地方重新开始
715
00:58:59,959 --> 00:59:01,376
到底为了什么？
716
00:59:04,709 --> 00:59:08,501
爷爷，为什么你不跟我们一起走呢？
717
00:59:09,209 --> 00:59:10,667
走什么？
718
00:59:10,709 --> 00:59:12,709
英文我又不会说不会听
719
00:59:12,751 --> 00:59:15,917
车我也不会开，到了那儿还不是
720
00:59:15,917 --> 00:59:17,709
又聋又哑又瘸
721
00:59:17,751 --> 00:59:21,167
不懂英文有什么可怕的
722
00:59:21,167 --> 00:59:22,626
我教你
723
00:59:22,626 --> 00:59:26,667
爷爷教你几招功夫，等你过去就不用被人欺负
724
00:59:26,709 --> 00:59:27,459
好呀
725
00:59:27,501 --> 00:59:30,334
那我教你英文，你教我功夫
726
00:59:30,376 --> 00:59:31,542
那就行
727
00:59:32,501 --> 00:59:35,959
爷爷都几十岁了，还学什么英文
728
00:59:36,667 --> 00:59:39,167
你以为很容易吗？
729
00:59:45,001 --> 00:59:49,626
A for apple，就是苹果
730
00:59:50,334 --> 00:59:53,334
A for 苹果
731
00:59:53,334 --> 00:59:55,667
不，苹果的英文…
732
01:00:02,417 --> 01:00:04,167
等等…我跟不上啊，爷爷 怎么？
733
01:00:04,334 --> 01:00:06,167
爷爷知道你跟不上，好吧
734
01:00:06,209 --> 01:00:08,209
我做慢一点给你看，来来来
735
01:00:08,626 --> 01:00:10,417
A…Ai…A…婆
736
01:00:10,709 --> 01:00:12,209
Apple！
737
01:00:13,126 --> 01:00:16,876
A…唉…不学了
738
01:00:16,959 --> 01:00:18,709
先这样，马步
739
01:00:18,751 --> 01:00:20,209
马步
740
01:00:20,251 --> 01:00:22,917
一、二、三
741
01:00:25,876 --> 01:00:26,709
对啦
742
01:00:26,751 --> 01:00:31,001
A for apple…
743
01:00:31,292 --> 01:00:33,001
对，这个对
744
01:00:33,917 --> 01:00:35,167
到「B」了
745
01:00:42,876 --> 01:00:45,209
B for boy.
746
01:00:45,959 --> 01:00:48,167
B for boy...
747
01:00:48,667 --> 01:00:49,626
对
748
01:01:00,251 --> 01:01:01,459
爷爷，我行不行？
749
01:01:01,459 --> 01:01:04,959
行，你可以保护自己了
750
01:01:10,459 --> 01:01:15,209
爷爷，我明天要走了
751
01:01:15,209 --> 01:01:19,376
你到了后，写信给我报平安
752
01:01:20,292 --> 01:01:22,876
我打电话给你就行了
753
01:01:23,876 --> 01:01:26,126
长途电话贵嘛
754
01:01:26,126 --> 01:01:28,042
写信啦
755
01:01:29,376 --> 01:01:30,709
嗯
756
01:02:05,376 --> 01:02:12,126
愿你宽恕我共你分别
757
01:02:12,126 --> 01:02:16,917
然后只身远航
758
01:02:17,751 --> 01:02:25,167
谁肯轻轻一说再会
759
01:02:25,167 --> 01:02:29,126
远赴他方
760
01:02:29,751 --> 01:02:32,209
愿你宽恕我
761
01:02:32,209 --> 01:02:36,042
令你苦泪落 ABC，我真的是不行
762
01:02:36,084 --> 01:02:38,751
无奈我心 留下来陪你更好
763
01:02:38,751 --> 01:02:41,084
更迷茫 是不是？
764
01:02:42,251 --> 01:02:49,167
如果一生真有抉择
765
01:02:49,459 --> 01:02:53,584
谁愿去匆忙
766
01:02:54,084 --> 01:02:57,084
是或非
767
01:02:57,084 --> 01:02:59,792
谁愿意多讲
768
01:03:00,209 --> 01:03:03,209
情和怨
769
01:03:03,209 --> 01:03:06,334
谁明白苦况
770
01:03:06,334 --> 01:03:09,334
我去后
771
01:03:09,334 --> 01:03:12,417
未必再会
772
01:03:12,417 --> 01:03:15,542
在梦中
773
01:03:15,542 --> 01:03:18,417
彼此探访
774
01:03:18,709 --> 01:03:24,792
但你我共你分别
775
01:03:25,417 --> 01:03:30,626
其实痛苦也仿徨
776
01:03:31,084 --> 01:03:37,751
人生即使失去抉择
777
01:03:38,334 --> 01:03:42,751
仍旧挺胸膛
778
01:04:21,459 --> 01:04:23,209
谁呀？
779
01:04:23,251 --> 01:04:24,792
来了…
780
01:04:26,417 --> 01:04:28,209
Surprise！
781
01:04:28,542 --> 01:04:30,126
说中文吧
782
01:04:30,167 --> 01:04:32,084
惊喜呀
783
01:04:32,667 --> 01:04:35,042
哦，小珠
784
01:04:35,292 --> 01:04:36,751
真的是惊喜！
785
01:04:36,751 --> 01:04:38,876
来来来，过来坐
786
01:04:40,042 --> 01:04:43,292
几年没见，更漂亮了
787
01:04:43,584 --> 01:04:44,834
我们去饮茶吧
788
01:04:44,876 --> 01:04:46,376
爸爸妈妈在等我们
789
01:04:46,417 --> 01:04:48,459
不是吃汉堡包吗？
790
01:04:48,459 --> 01:04:51,126
你喜欢吃肠粉嘛
791
01:04:51,751 --> 01:04:53,959
还有，我们吃了几年汉堡饱
792
01:04:54,001 --> 01:04:55,334
可以吃其他
793
01:04:55,834 --> 01:04:58,251
等等，我先换件衣服 好
794
01:05:02,626 --> 01:05:04,709
走吧
795
01:05:06,001 --> 01:05:10,542
吊脚西装裤，七彩夏威夷
796
01:05:11,084 --> 01:05:11,917
帅吧？
797
01:05:11,959 --> 01:05:14,626
帅…
798
01:05:14,834 --> 01:05:17,334
好像以前的造型好一点
799
01:05:18,251 --> 01:05:19,542
慢点
800
01:05:24,417 --> 01:05:26,167
不回去了吗？
801
01:05:26,376 --> 01:05:28,792
爸妈说回来陪你
802
01:05:29,042 --> 01:05:31,167
我不需要人陪
803
01:05:31,167 --> 01:05:32,251
要的
804
01:05:32,251 --> 01:05:34,626
一家人热闹一点嘛
805
01:05:35,209 --> 01:05:39,042
对的，热闹点
806
01:05:41,459 --> 01:05:43,667
小珠，等会儿经过药材店
807
01:05:43,667 --> 01:05:46,126
提醒我买杜虫药
808
01:05:46,126 --> 01:05:48,251
买杜虫药干什么？
809
01:05:48,709 --> 01:05:51,417
杜绝那些千年虫
810
01:06:13,917 --> 01:06:15,376
快快快
811
01:06:16,334 --> 01:06:19,042
学长，「唐多金」什么价？
812
01:06:19,376 --> 01:06:20,709
$5.75？
813
01:06:21,042 --> 01:06:23,084
午饭前才$3.50
814
01:06:23,501 --> 01:06:24,917
三万
815
01:06:25,292 --> 01:06:27,959
$5.75，5217股
816
01:06:27,959 --> 01:06:29,876
如果升到$8
817
01:06:30,459 --> 01:06:32,417
每人差不多赚四千
818
01:06:32,417 --> 01:06:33,917
有没有货？
819
01:06:34,584 --> 01:06:36,084
挂挂？
820
01:06:36,417 --> 01:06:37,834
现价还是市价？
821
01:06:37,834 --> 01:06:39,209
什么现价市价？
822
01:06:39,209 --> 01:06:40,167
不好意思，等等…
823
01:06:40,167 --> 01:06:41,417
现价就是现在的价格
824
01:06:41,417 --> 01:06:43,542
市价就是不管多少，有货就买
825
01:06:43,542 --> 01:06:45,209
到$6了？
826
01:06:46,126 --> 01:06:47,792
不好意思，我们想好再回复
827
01:06:47,792 --> 01:06:51,292
$6…是不是真的能到$8？
828
01:06:51,292 --> 01:06:53,042
内幕消息是这么说
829
01:06:54,959 --> 01:06:58,001
冻奶茶，冻柠檬茶
830
01:06:58,001 --> 01:06:59,001
铺子在湾仔
831
01:06:59,001 --> 01:07:01,459
手机电话壳、自订聆声，找我
832
01:07:02,584 --> 01:07:03,584
我真不明白
833
01:07:03,584 --> 01:07:05,042
网路怎么赚钱呀？
834
01:07:05,042 --> 01:07:06,334
怎么改变未来？
835
01:07:06,334 --> 01:07:09,542
「互联网致富之道不在公司盈利之多寡」
836
01:07:09,542 --> 01:07:12,167
「专家和投资者认定其前景璀璨」
837
01:07:12,167 --> 01:07:14,584
「及有说不出所以然的憬憬」
838
01:07:14,584 --> 01:07:16,626
「绝大部分互联网都有亏损」
839
01:07:16,626 --> 01:07:18,709
「可说是无底深潭」
840
01:07:18,709 --> 01:07:22,417
「但现阶段在筹集资金上似乎问题不大」
841
01:07:22,584 --> 01:07:25,209
以后拿个手提电话出来一按就上网
842
01:07:25,209 --> 01:07:27,001
可以看电影、听歌
843
01:07:27,001 --> 01:07:28,417
收电邮、订位子
844
01:07:28,417 --> 01:07:30,959
看新闻、炒股票、办理银行的事…
845
01:07:30,959 --> 01:07:34,084
你说了那么多，毕菲特都不投资，还骂啊…
846
01:07:34,251 --> 01:07:36,167
太冒险了吧
847
01:07:36,167 --> 01:07:37,792
投资网路是进步
848
01:07:37,792 --> 01:07:39,167
不跟就落后
849
01:07:39,167 --> 01:07:40,834
不冒险，哥伦布怎么发现美洲
850
01:07:40,834 --> 01:07:41,709
怎么会有美国
851
01:07:41,709 --> 01:07:43,667
他本来是想去印度的
852
01:07:45,917 --> 01:07:47,626
我还是有点怕
853
01:07:47,917 --> 01:07:50,042
怕了就没人投资三百万股
854
01:07:50,042 --> 01:07:52,501
只抽到两千股都愿意，对吧？
855
01:07:52,751 --> 01:07:54,751
昨天$3.50买就好
856
01:07:54,751 --> 01:07:56,876
现在每个人少赚四千
857
01:07:56,876 --> 01:07:58,876
我怎么知道卡刷爆了没有？
858
01:07:58,876 --> 01:08:01,542
那么快升到$6.10
859
01:08:01,542 --> 01:08:03,209
你多少钱买的？
860
01:08:03,209 --> 01:08:04,334
$3.50
861
01:08:04,334 --> 01:08:05,501
你还不卖？
862
01:08:05,501 --> 01:08:06,917
当然不卖
863
01:08:06,959 --> 01:08:10,209
这只股票，专家说起码值$40
864
01:08:10,584 --> 01:08:13,459
升到$30再说
865
01:08:13,459 --> 01:08:16,334
$6.30了
866
01:08:16,542 --> 01:08:17,917
打电话，挂$6.40
867
01:08:17,917 --> 01:08:20,126
赚回两千多也好
868
01:08:20,584 --> 01:08:23,292
学长，帮我挂$6.40
869
01:08:23,917 --> 01:08:27,084
挂到$6.80？我们要挂$7？
870
01:08:27,209 --> 01:08:29,334
$7？有没有赚头？
871
01:08:29,334 --> 01:08:31,584
连利息我都亏了
872
01:08:31,917 --> 01:08:36,251
$7.25…$7.35…
873
01:08:37,501 --> 01:08:39,792
到$7.50了
874
01:08:41,042 --> 01:08:42,167
加码
875
01:08:42,709 --> 01:08:43,959
加什么码？
876
01:08:45,876 --> 01:08:48,334
是，不好意思，再打给你
877
01:08:49,584 --> 01:08:51,417
我妈只借一万块钱给我
878
01:08:51,417 --> 01:08:53,084
我怕
879
01:08:53,084 --> 01:08:54,917
我只是说说，我也没有
880
01:08:56,626 --> 01:08:58,042
你们没问题
881
01:08:58,042 --> 01:08:59,792
我也搞得定的
882
01:09:00,042 --> 01:09:03,376
不是吧…$6.25？
883
01:09:03,917 --> 01:09:06,959
吃了泻药？$6？
884
01:09:07,376 --> 01:09:09,626
其实真的可以升到$8？
885
01:09:09,626 --> 01:09:11,501
小胖这么说的
886
01:09:11,751 --> 01:09:14,001
神经，$5.85？
887
01:09:17,459 --> 01:09:18,626
学长？
888
01:09:20,084 --> 01:09:22,292
$5.75有货，要不要？
889
01:09:27,709 --> 01:09:29,751
我们不要，谢谢
890
01:10:00,292 --> 01:10:02,751
淘大居民已被隔离超过一天
891
01:10:02,751 --> 01:10:04,667
警务人员穿上保护衣物
892
01:10:04,667 --> 01:10:06,167
运来大批的铁栅栏
893
01:10:06,167 --> 01:10:07,126
扩大封锁范围…
894
01:10:07,126 --> 01:10:08,292
他们好惨
895
01:10:08,292 --> 01:10:09,917
像被逼着坐牢一样
896
01:10:10,001 --> 01:10:11,001
现在打个喷嚏
897
01:10:11,001 --> 01:10:13,042
细菌都会跑到电梯、楼梯
898
01:10:13,042 --> 01:10:15,126
大堂、大厦、商场里，大哥
899
01:10:15,501 --> 01:10:17,292
广州的人说白醋可以杀菌
900
01:10:17,292 --> 01:10:18,751
板蓝根还可以止咳
901
01:10:18,751 --> 01:10:20,126
不知道行不行
902
01:10:20,126 --> 01:10:22,042
板蓝根现在炒高了三、四倍
903
01:10:22,042 --> 01:10:24,251
白醋更疯狂，一百块一瓶
904
01:10:27,251 --> 01:10:28,792
我代理了一个健康产品
905
01:10:29,001 --> 01:10:29,876
减肥，真的有用
906
01:10:29,876 --> 01:10:30,834
要试找我
907
01:10:30,834 --> 01:10:32,876
好，谈点正经事再说
908
01:10:32,876 --> 01:10:35,459
整个淘大花园最便宜的就是这几个单位
909
01:10:35,459 --> 01:10:37,667
J座501尺80万
910
01:10:37,667 --> 01:10:39,959
O座442尺78万
911
01:10:39,959 --> 01:10:42,542
E座最划算，462尺，55万
912
01:10:42,542 --> 01:10:44,584
全部要钱不要楼
913
01:10:45,126 --> 01:10:46,167
最划算那个，E座
914
01:10:46,167 --> 01:10:49,626
你知道不能看楼吧？
915
01:10:49,626 --> 01:10:50,667
问问业主能不能再减点
916
01:10:50,667 --> 01:10:52,292
现在楼市都见底
917
01:10:52,292 --> 01:10:55,542
卖地都两千多块一尺，成本价也不止
918
01:10:55,834 --> 01:11:00,126
陈太太，我有个客人，他对你的房子有兴趣
919
01:11:00,126 --> 01:11:02,376
想问问还能不能再减点？
920
01:11:02,959 --> 01:11:04,751
业主问你们想减多少？
921
01:11:07,542 --> 01:11:08,584
54万
922
01:11:08,584 --> 01:11:10,542
54万…行
923
01:11:10,917 --> 01:11:12,167
52万…
924
01:11:12,584 --> 01:11:14,292
52万…行
925
01:11:14,292 --> 01:11:15,292
50万…
926
01:11:16,209 --> 01:11:18,209
那50万呢…行
927
01:11:19,584 --> 01:11:21,709
原价差不多100万，现在便宜一半
928
01:11:21,709 --> 01:11:24,209
50万，3成首付，每人5万
929
01:11:24,209 --> 01:11:26,876
十年按揭的话，每个月$1750
930
01:11:27,126 --> 01:11:29,751
二十年按揭，每个月$970
931
01:11:30,626 --> 01:11:31,751
站住 表姐
932
01:11:31,876 --> 01:11:33,334
你淘大的，别进来
933
01:11:33,334 --> 01:11:35,792
我们好不容易才逃出来的 走呀，走呀
934
01:11:38,167 --> 01:11:40,542
业主说49万也行
935
01:11:41,209 --> 01:11:43,626
炒而已，又不是住
936
01:11:43,626 --> 01:11:45,584
放心，一定会升的
937
01:11:45,584 --> 01:11:46,792
自己盖都不止
938
01:11:46,792 --> 01:11:47,542
最新消息
939
01:11:47,542 --> 01:11:50,376
卫生署的旅游大巴刚刚到达淘大E座
940
01:11:50,542 --> 01:11:53,376
居民收拾行李 ，排队上车…
941
01:11:53,376 --> 01:11:55,376
去隔离营
942
01:11:55,376 --> 01:11:57,376
他们正在看新闻
943
01:11:58,959 --> 01:12:01,084
业主说45万都行
944
01:12:07,626 --> 01:12:10,667
这么便宜，不会不买吧？
945
01:12:11,209 --> 01:12:13,834
这么便宜还买？
946
01:12:18,876 --> 01:12:21,167
什么时候才走到隧道的尽头…
947
01:12:21,334 --> 01:12:22,334
不行
948
01:12:22,334 --> 01:12:24,709
我让你住我家，会被家人砍的
949
01:12:24,709 --> 01:12:27,501
那让我们在你的店里过一晚行吗？
950
01:12:27,501 --> 01:12:30,251
过一晚？你想我倒闭？
951
01:12:30,251 --> 01:12:32,876
我的店要是有什么事，我死给你看
952
01:12:32,876 --> 01:12:36,584
当我求你们，你走吧，不要害我
953
01:12:36,584 --> 01:12:38,167
走吧
954
01:12:45,417 --> 01:12:47,584
我们是不是太恐惧了
955
01:13:07,376 --> 01:13:09,834
好…
956
01:13:09,834 --> 01:13:11,792
谢谢
957
01:13:12,542 --> 01:13:13,709
这几个猛料
958
01:13:13,709 --> 01:13:16,084
他们已经控盘，这几天拉升
959
01:13:17,376 --> 01:13:18,751
豆腐烧肉饭，麻烦你
960
01:13:18,751 --> 01:13:19,792
咖喱牛腩饭
961
01:13:19,792 --> 01:13:20,792
鱼汤米线，谢谢
962
01:13:20,792 --> 01:13:22,917
自己写号码
963
01:13:25,667 --> 01:13:27,751
「直通车」，北水南调
964
01:13:28,584 --> 01:13:30,542
资金流出无限制
965
01:13:31,084 --> 01:13:33,959
随时有内地富豪拿个十亿八亿入市
966
01:13:33,959 --> 01:13:36,834
那么「直通车」什么时候到？
967
01:13:36,834 --> 01:13:38,959
知道什么时候就炒完啦
968
01:13:39,084 --> 01:13:40,667
不通车怎么办？
969
01:13:41,126 --> 01:13:42,417
「美林证券以」
970
01:13:42,459 --> 01:13:45,251
「数以百万计的内地投资者来到香港」
971
01:13:45,251 --> 01:13:47,042
作为标题
972
01:13:47,209 --> 01:13:49,917
「内地居民可以…」
973
01:13:50,334 --> 01:13:51,876
可以什么？
974
01:13:52,042 --> 01:13:53,876
等等…读取中…
975
01:13:53,959 --> 01:13:55,834
你不是下载好了吗？
976
01:13:56,001 --> 01:13:57,876
下载好也要读取嘛
977
01:14:00,334 --> 01:14:02,167
「内地居民可以用人民币」
978
01:14:02,167 --> 01:14:05,417
「购汇直接从事境外证券投资」
979
01:14:05,417 --> 01:14:07,376
「且规模不再受以往规定的」
980
01:14:07,376 --> 01:14:10,126
「每年5万美元购汇总额上限」
981
01:14:10,126 --> 01:14:11,917
大投行都信
982
01:14:11,917 --> 01:14:15,834
「内地投资者最高是02-03年的8%」
983
01:14:16,167 --> 01:14:18,626
「05-06年的5%『』
984
01:14:18,626 --> 01:14:19,542
直通车通了
985
01:14:19,542 --> 01:14:21,751
怎么只5%？怎么只8%？
986
01:14:22,001 --> 01:14:24,626
但我听人说美国那些次按很严重
987
01:14:24,626 --> 01:14:25,459
我听人说
988
01:14:25,459 --> 01:14:27,751
美国政府、华尔街、评级机构
989
01:14:27,751 --> 01:14:29,542
会把次贷危机扫进地毯底
990
01:14:29,542 --> 01:14:31,167
这几天股票「彭彭」地升
991
01:14:31,167 --> 01:14:33,417
每天成交过千亿
992
01:14:33,417 --> 01:14:36,667
直通车就是次按危机的「及时雨」
993
01:14:37,376 --> 01:14:39,167
美国人先花未来钱
994
01:14:39,167 --> 01:14:40,292
喜欢借钱
995
01:14:40,292 --> 01:14:43,167
中国人喜欢存钱，钱生钱
996
01:14:43,709 --> 01:14:45,667
四叔也看好买国企股
997
01:14:45,667 --> 01:14:47,167
这次不用想这么多
998
01:14:47,167 --> 01:14:49,376
你们两个不玩我也要重锤出击，等翻倍
999
01:14:50,209 --> 01:14:52,167
政府也增持港交所
1000
01:14:52,167 --> 01:14:53,251
怎么出击？
1001
01:14:53,251 --> 01:14:55,667
十万！ 每人十万
1002
01:14:57,959 --> 01:14:58,834
哦…
1003
01:15:00,001 --> 01:15:01,209
好
1004
01:15:03,459 --> 01:15:07,626
0761，是
1005
01:15:07,834 --> 01:15:11,876
5190，是，9413，是
1006
01:15:12,126 --> 01:15:14,626
现价入，每股十万
1007
01:15:14,667 --> 01:15:19,334
等个翻倍，谢谢！
1008
01:15:19,334 --> 01:15:22,042
是，没问题，再见
1009
01:15:23,834 --> 01:15:25,751
雪糕新地
1010
01:15:26,917 --> 01:15:28,834
水果沙律
1011
01:15:29,667 --> 01:15:31,376
罗宋汤
1012
01:15:31,376 --> 01:15:32,751
不是我们的
1013
01:15:32,792 --> 01:15:34,542
搞什么？
1014
01:15:34,542 --> 01:15:38,292
0134、8547、6012嘛
1015
01:15:38,626 --> 01:15:40,459
发什么呆
1016
01:15:45,334 --> 01:15:46,876
这张才对
1017
01:15:47,417 --> 01:15:49,126
我们买了什么？
1018
01:15:49,417 --> 01:15:51,917
0761，花花乐园
1019
01:15:52,626 --> 01:15:54,334
5190，超能电业
1020
01:15:55,334 --> 01:15:57,084
9413，追梦控股
1021
01:15:57,292 --> 01:15:57,959
什么玩意？
1022
01:15:58,501 --> 01:15:59,959
死定了
1023
01:15:59,959 --> 01:16:01,084
学长电话不通
1024
01:16:01,292 --> 01:16:02,501
继续打
1025
01:16:07,126 --> 01:16:08,876
咖喱牛腩饭在升
1026
01:16:11,167 --> 01:16:14,459
豆腐烧肉饭和鱼汤米线也「彭彭」地升
1027
01:16:16,792 --> 01:16:18,792
十大升幅榜
1028
01:16:23,334 --> 01:16:25,251
真的随便买都赚？
1029
01:16:41,376 --> 01:16:42,334
新迷你仓 $96
1030
01:16:42,334 --> 01:16:43,876
谢谢光顾，你看看
1031
01:16:43,876 --> 01:16:45,126
找钱
1032
01:16:49,334 --> 01:16:52,167
不如我们再出击，买那三只股？
1033
01:16:52,167 --> 01:16:53,876
我妈只借给我十万
1034
01:16:53,876 --> 01:16:55,584
算啦，贪婪变成恐惧
1035
01:16:55,584 --> 01:16:58,751
开个玩笑啦，我也没钱，等分钱
1036
01:16:59,209 --> 01:17:00,834
走啦 拜拜
1037
01:17:01,751 --> 01:17:04,667
喂，迷你仓，很正点的
1038
01:17:07,834 --> 01:17:10,084
不妨碍你们俩，拜拜
1039
01:17:11,709 --> 01:17:13,376
新的迷你仓
1040
01:17:13,376 --> 01:17:14,251
不妨碍你做生意
1041
01:18:06,834 --> 01:18:07,751
你在哪儿啊？
1042
01:18:07,751 --> 01:18:09,209
我在哪儿？
1043
01:18:09,834 --> 01:18:11,626
您好，请问
1044
01:18:12,167 --> 01:18:13,167
请问
1045
01:18:15,126 --> 01:18:16,834
先生，请问你…
1046
01:18:17,542 --> 01:18:18,917
对不起
1047
01:18:20,251 --> 01:18:21,417
这里是码头
1048
01:18:21,584 --> 01:18:23,084
我坐渡轮过来的
1049
01:18:23,084 --> 01:18:24,751
你是不是在中环码头？
1050
01:18:24,917 --> 01:18:26,584
是吧？
1051
01:18:26,584 --> 01:18:28,459
我也很久没回来了
1052
01:18:28,459 --> 01:18:29,876
都变了
1053
01:18:30,459 --> 01:18:32,292
看没看见大会堂？
1054
01:18:33,626 --> 01:18:36,209
喂…喂…
1055
01:18:36,917 --> 01:18:38,251
见个鬼
1056
01:18:39,917 --> 01:18:42,542
你好，请问这里是不是中环码头？
1057
01:18:42,542 --> 01:18:44,376
怎么没看见大会堂？
1058
01:18:44,376 --> 01:18:47,126
你从这个桥直走过去就是
1059
01:18:47,126 --> 01:18:48,209
这边
1060
01:18:48,626 --> 01:18:50,459
你乘的士过来吧
1061
01:18:50,459 --> 01:18:52,292
好啦
1062
01:19:02,459 --> 01:19:04,501
麻烦你，中环皇后戏院
1063
01:19:04,501 --> 01:19:06,334
皇后戏院拆了很久
1064
01:19:06,334 --> 01:19:07,959
你送我过去不就行了
1065
01:19:07,959 --> 01:19:09,876
大叔，这里开车过去很堵的
1066
01:19:09,876 --> 01:19:12,001
你从天桥过去更快
1067
01:19:15,459 --> 01:19:16,917
你要去哪？
1068
01:19:16,917 --> 01:19:18,709
中环皇后大道
1069
01:19:18,709 --> 01:19:21,209
很近的，从天桥过去就可以了
1070
01:19:23,084 --> 01:19:24,459
喂
1071
01:19:24,459 --> 01:19:26,501
大叔，你下车慢慢说
1072
01:19:26,501 --> 01:19:28,126
下车吧
1073
01:19:30,667 --> 01:19:33,042
我会在这等你的，慢慢来
1074
01:19:33,042 --> 01:19:35,542
不要等我，你们先去逛街
1075
01:19:35,584 --> 01:19:36,959
我看看这里变成怎样
1076
01:19:36,959 --> 01:19:38,459
你怎么不早说
1077
01:19:38,459 --> 01:19:40,209
你到了附近打给我
1078
01:19:43,542 --> 01:19:46,751
你爸老糊涂，迷路了
1079
01:21:06,459 --> 01:21:08,417
以前那样不好吗？
1080
01:21:08,417 --> 01:21:09,667
以前？
1081
01:21:09,667 --> 01:21:11,292
你没出生的时候
1082
01:21:11,292 --> 01:21:13,251
这里全部都是海
1083
01:21:13,251 --> 01:21:15,584
大会堂都没有
1084
01:21:16,376 --> 01:21:18,584
以前这里最靠近海
1085
01:21:18,834 --> 01:21:21,459
中环码头是这里的旧地标
1086
01:21:21,459 --> 01:21:25,042
拆了重建，就好像拆了祠堂一样
1087
01:21:25,626 --> 01:21:27,042
妈呢？
1088
01:21:27,042 --> 01:21:29,334
她在香港什么都没了
1089
01:21:29,334 --> 01:21:31,792
有也被拆得差不多
1090
01:21:31,792 --> 01:21:33,626
她不肯回来
1091
01:21:34,459 --> 01:21:37,001
跪下，对，没错
1092
01:21:37,001 --> 01:21:38,751
新娘可爱一点
1093
01:21:38,751 --> 01:21:40,376
看着我…对啦
1094
01:21:40,376 --> 01:21:44,001
结婚？没了传统
1095
01:21:44,001 --> 01:21:45,542
什么传统啊
1096
01:21:45,542 --> 01:21:47,917
再不西化，就是老化
1097
01:21:47,917 --> 01:21:49,751
连子女都说我们老土
1098
01:21:49,751 --> 01:21:52,917
对！ 社会进步嘛
1099
01:21:52,917 --> 01:21:54,584
就像数码相机那样
1100
01:21:54,584 --> 01:21:55,376
按一下就有了
1101
01:21:55,376 --> 01:21:57,501
又不用冲印，省钱又省力
1102
01:21:57,501 --> 01:21:59,626
但菲林已经用了那么多年
1103
01:21:59,709 --> 01:22:01,792
肯定有好处的
1104
01:22:05,459 --> 01:22:07,626
先生，这里不可以抽烟
1105
01:22:07,626 --> 01:22:09,042
是吗？
1106
01:22:16,626 --> 01:22:18,209
知不知道这是哪里？
1107
01:22:19,334 --> 01:22:20,792
这里就是大会堂
1108
01:22:20,792 --> 01:22:22,417
现在这个位置
1109
01:22:22,417 --> 01:22:25,626
关我什么事？这里不能抽烟
1110
01:22:30,126 --> 01:22:32,001
为什么能买，能卖
1111
01:22:32,001 --> 01:22:33,292
不能抽呢？
1112
01:22:36,459 --> 01:22:38,667
唉？档案怎么打不开？
1113
01:22:38,667 --> 01:22:41,126
不会吧？照片都没了？
1114
01:22:41,126 --> 01:22:43,417
不会的 有没有搞错，拍了一整天
1115
01:22:43,417 --> 01:22:45,876
那现在怎么办？ 放心，相机没事
1116
01:22:45,876 --> 01:22:47,167
对不起
1117
01:22:47,167 --> 01:22:49,876
能不能补救？ 可以，放心
1118
01:22:58,001 --> 01:23:00,334
很吵，听不见
1119
01:23:00,334 --> 01:23:02,876
是不是在皇后戏院？
1120
01:23:14,209 --> 01:23:15,626
戏院没有了
1121
01:23:15,626 --> 01:23:18,334
我知道！ 你还看见什么？
1122
01:23:18,542 --> 01:23:20,001
人咯，车咯
1123
01:23:20,001 --> 01:23:20,834
还有很多楼
1124
01:23:20,834 --> 01:23:22,959
还看见什么？
1125
01:23:22,959 --> 01:23:24,709
人咯，车咯
1126
01:23:24,709 --> 01:23:25,917
你这么不满意干什么
1127
01:23:25,917 --> 01:23:28,209
我叫你在英国过年的
1128
01:23:28,209 --> 01:23:31,167
我过来找你吧，听到吗？
1129
01:23:31,167 --> 01:23:32,542
听不听到？
1130
01:23:34,042 --> 01:23:35,959
你干嘛说脏话？
1131
01:23:35,959 --> 01:23:38,417
我没有说脏话
1132
01:23:40,251 --> 01:23:42,417
你还说
1133
01:23:45,667 --> 01:23:47,209
爸爸，不要说脏话
1134
01:23:47,209 --> 01:23:49,334
我没有
1135
01:23:49,834 --> 01:23:50,751
说的听不到
1136
01:23:50,751 --> 01:23:52,292
心里的听得那么清楚
1137
01:23:53,876 --> 01:23:56,292
我刚刚发了定位给你，收没收到？
1138
01:23:56,292 --> 01:23:57,626
地图上有我们的位置
1139
01:23:57,626 --> 01:23:58,542
好吧，你不要走
1140
01:23:58,542 --> 01:23:59,792
我马上过来
1141
01:25:10,626 --> 01:25:12,584
先生，鞋子好漂亮
1142
01:25:12,584 --> 01:25:13,626
你从英国回来的？
1143
01:25:14,751 --> 01:25:15,667
新年嘛
1144
01:25:15,667 --> 01:25:17,917
每年都回来看看乡亲们
1145
01:25:17,917 --> 01:25:19,626
过完年，人都走光了
1146
01:25:19,626 --> 01:25:21,792
地产商要发展这里
1147
01:25:23,751 --> 01:25:27,501
年轻人，将来是你们的世界
1148
01:25:27,959 --> 01:25:29,542
由你们作主
1149
01:25:29,542 --> 01:25:30,876
这房子真漂亮
1150
01:25:32,626 --> 01:25:35,167
我老爸1954年盖的
1151
01:25:36,376 --> 01:25:37,792
可以参观一下吗？
1152
01:25:37,792 --> 01:25:38,792
来
1153
01:25:51,001 --> 01:25:53,709
穿裙褂，很传统
1154
01:25:53,709 --> 01:25:55,042
土得要死
1155
01:25:55,042 --> 01:25:56,376
旅行结婚就好了
1156
01:25:56,376 --> 01:25:58,251
跪得我腿都疼
1157
01:25:58,251 --> 01:26:02,334
亲爱的，以后和你补拍一张西式婚纱照
1158
01:26:03,417 --> 01:26:05,376
听得我头发都白了
1159
01:26:16,292 --> 01:26:17,834
让一让
1160
01:26:27,167 --> 01:26:29,126
不用说脏话
1161
01:26:29,959 --> 01:26:31,417
没事吧？
1162
01:26:40,126 --> 01:26:42,084
一起拍
1163
01:26:42,542 --> 01:26:44,542
一二三
1164
01:26:52,876 --> 01:26:55,042
土地公公在这里
1165
01:27:03,001 --> 01:27:04,709
我不是叫Hello
1166
01:27:13,751 --> 01:27:15,709
音乐小点行不行？
1167
01:27:22,167 --> 01:27:23,251
不要在土地公附近玩
1168
01:27:23,251 --> 01:27:24,417
爸爸不喜欢
1169
01:27:24,417 --> 01:27:25,876
拜
1170
01:28:00,292 --> 01:28:03,334
爸 ，家里这么小
1171
01:28:03,667 --> 01:28:07,626
以前我听摇滚那么吵，你都可以忍受
1172
01:28:08,042 --> 01:28:10,251
可今天我受不了我儿子
1173
01:28:10,834 --> 01:28:12,751
现在才知道你对我的好
1174
01:28:13,001 --> 01:28:16,501
还记得我跟你说过什么吗？
1175
01:28:17,792 --> 01:28:21,542
记得，我都告诉儿子了
1176
01:28:22,167 --> 01:28:23,959
做什么事都好
1177
01:28:23,959 --> 01:28:27,792
幸福的生活 ，是最重要的
1178
01:28:30,334 --> 01:28:32,334
儿子说想去美国工作
1179
01:28:32,334 --> 01:28:33,584
好啊
1180
01:28:34,334 --> 01:28:36,876
那儿那么多枪，天天打死人
1181
01:28:37,417 --> 01:28:39,959
你呀，不要让他去
1182
01:28:41,626 --> 01:28:42,917
叫他在香港找工作
1183
01:28:42,917 --> 01:28:44,292
好啊
1184
01:28:44,792 --> 01:28:46,084
那他找什么工作？
1185
01:28:46,084 --> 01:28:47,709
炒金炒银炒房地产
1186
01:28:47,709 --> 01:28:48,667
就发达
1187
01:28:48,667 --> 01:28:51,042
去，炒糊了怎么办？
1188
01:28:52,584 --> 01:28:55,584
可是你儿子，又不想接手你的生意
1189
01:28:55,584 --> 01:28:56,792
现在有什么不好？
1190
01:28:56,792 --> 01:28:57,792
他没事做
1191
01:28:57,792 --> 01:28:59,917
一家人多点时间聚在一起
1192
01:29:00,417 --> 01:29:03,209
非常好，我喜欢
1193
01:29:03,209 --> 01:29:05,584
Hello仔，Hello仔
1194
01:29:07,792 --> 01:29:09,209
你妈头痛
1195
01:29:09,209 --> 01:29:11,001
看看要不要去医院
1196
01:29:16,376 --> 01:29:17,792
很痛吗？
1197
01:29:18,626 --> 01:29:20,417
是不是这里痛？
1198
01:29:23,251 --> 01:29:26,001
怎么样？老爸让不让我去美国？
1199
01:29:27,126 --> 01:29:30,751
好痛，哇，好痛
1200
01:29:37,584 --> 01:29:39,209
小心
1201
01:29:43,501 --> 01:29:44,667
帮我照顾你妈
1202
01:29:44,667 --> 01:29:46,876
好的，我会的，没问题
1203
01:29:47,792 --> 01:29:49,209
过年
1204
01:29:49,209 --> 01:29:51,417
餐馆欠了那笔账，快点帮我摆平它
1205
01:29:51,417 --> 01:29:54,584
知道了，小心点
1206
01:30:01,542 --> 01:30:03,292
到英国打电话给我
1207
01:30:03,292 --> 01:30:04,834
行啦
1208
01:30:30,251 --> 01:30:31,292
恭喜发财
1209
01:30:31,292 --> 01:30:32,667
乖，小华乖
1210
01:30:33,417 --> 01:30:35,584
谢谢 你们长大了想做什么？
1211
01:30:36,542 --> 01:30:38,501
不知道，大家都不知道？
1212
01:30:38,501 --> 01:30:40,126
小华，你想做什么？
1213
01:30:40,126 --> 01:30:41,501
我想当导演
1214
01:30:41,501 --> 01:30:42,417
哇你这么厉害！
1215
01:30:42,417 --> 01:30:44,001
你知道什么是导演吗？
1216
01:32:02,542 --> 01:32:04,209
你爸喜欢安静
1217
01:32:04,209 --> 01:32:06,167
有山有水就可以
1218
01:32:08,292 --> 01:32:11,001
带爸爸回英国不好吗？
1219
01:32:11,001 --> 01:32:14,626
到处都有山有水，地又平
1220
01:32:15,542 --> 01:32:17,501
他喜欢香港
1221
01:32:32,167 --> 01:32:33,959
你听到吗？
1222
01:32:36,626 --> 01:32:38,709
你老爸在说脏话
1223
01:32:39,001 --> 01:32:40,084
不是
1224
01:32:40,084 --> 01:32:42,167
他说生活艰难
1225
01:32:42,459 --> 01:32:45,251
有时间就休息一下
1226
01:32:46,251 --> 01:32:48,376
多陪家人
1227
01:32:48,876 --> 01:32:52,584
有能力，就帮助一些有需要的人
1228
01:32:55,834 --> 01:33:00,667
记住，幸福的生活，本来就很简单
1229
01:33:49,417 --> 01:33:50,501
你呢
1230
01:33:51,501 --> 01:33:54,792
就是A区4层8号病房的病人
1231
01:33:55,126 --> 01:33:56,542
今天这个疗程
1232
01:33:56,542 --> 01:33:58,751
我会照例给你几个问题
1233
01:33:59,001 --> 01:34:00,542
但每一个问题
1234
01:34:00,542 --> 01:34:03,792
你都要在三秒内回答我，明白吗？
1235
01:34:04,709 --> 01:34:06,626
第一个问题，你是…
1236
01:34:06,626 --> 01:34:07,917
许鞍华！
1237
01:34:09,126 --> 01:34:11,459
你说三秒的，三秒
1238
01:34:12,042 --> 01:34:14,584
我都没讲完，其实我想问你的是…
1239
01:34:14,584 --> 01:34:15,584
许鞍华
1240
01:34:16,334 --> 01:34:17,792
次次都问我同一个问题
1241
01:34:17,792 --> 01:34:20,417
我就是脑残，也不会脑残到这样
1242
01:34:20,417 --> 01:34:23,501
你知不知道许鞍华是女的？
1243
01:34:23,501 --> 01:34:26,001
大哥，谁也知妈妈是女人
1244
01:34:26,001 --> 01:34:27,626
许鞍华当然是女的啦
1245
01:34:27,626 --> 01:34:30,209
你去问你妈，她是女人吗？
1246
01:34:30,792 --> 01:34:32,917
那你是男还是女？
1247
01:34:32,917 --> 01:34:34,792
是女的又怎样？
1248
01:34:34,792 --> 01:34:36,501
你是不是歧视女人？
1249
01:34:36,501 --> 01:34:38,542
女人就不能当导演？
1250
01:34:38,542 --> 01:34:40,126
那我成为了导演，能拿我怎样？
1251
01:34:40,459 --> 01:34:42,167
冷静！ 从医学的角度
1252
01:34:42,167 --> 01:34:44,709
男性和女性的器官是有区别的
1253
01:34:44,792 --> 01:34:47,751
怎么冷静？你在用器官威胁我
1254
01:34:49,376 --> 01:34:52,459
是这样，我怎么可能用器官威胁你？
1255
01:34:52,459 --> 01:34:53,376
虽然你是脑残
1256
01:34:53,376 --> 01:34:55,126
我还是要跟你分析
1257
01:34:55,667 --> 01:34:57,792
因为是有医学根据
1258
01:34:57,792 --> 01:34:59,459
和科学来支撑的
1259
01:34:59,459 --> 01:35:00,709
科学？
1260
01:35:00,709 --> 01:35:03,417
你不知道科学破坏了地球上很多东西吗？
1261
01:35:03,417 --> 01:35:05,209
你还敢用科学来威吓我？
1262
01:35:05,209 --> 01:35:08,042
来，把我变成生化人吧！
1263
01:35:08,459 --> 01:35:09,667
生化人来了
1264
01:35:10,167 --> 01:35:13,042
科学还是对人类做了很多贡献
1265
01:35:13,042 --> 01:35:14,584
比如说环保
1266
01:35:14,584 --> 01:35:16,501
我就非常支持环保
1267
01:35:16,501 --> 01:35:19,959
所以大家都需要保护这个地球
1268
01:35:19,959 --> 01:35:23,626
而且要反污染，反战争，维护世界和平
1269
01:35:23,626 --> 01:35:27,792
只会打嘴，说得容易，你做得到吗？
1270
01:35:27,792 --> 01:35:29,917
那你为什么会针对许鞍华呢？
1271
01:35:29,917 --> 01:35:33,084
是不是因为我是导演，女导演…
1272
01:35:33,084 --> 01:35:34,376
不是…
1273
01:35:34,667 --> 01:35:36,709
做哪一行？什么职业？那是第二个问题
1274
01:35:36,709 --> 01:35:38,084
现在我问你，你是谁？
1275
01:35:38,084 --> 01:35:38,959
我再多问你一次
1276
01:35:38,959 --> 01:35:39,542
你是…
1277
01:35:39,542 --> 01:35:40,834
张曼玉
1278
01:35:42,376 --> 01:35:44,709
张曼玉是演员，她不是导演
1279
01:35:44,709 --> 01:35:45,959
不错，她是个女人
1280
01:35:46,209 --> 01:35:47,251
同时，我必须表明
1281
01:35:47,292 --> 01:35:49,751
我不反对张曼玉当导演
1282
01:35:49,917 --> 01:35:51,584
你又说职业是下一个问题
1283
01:35:51,584 --> 01:35:53,917
你搞清楚到底想知什么吧
1284
01:35:53,917 --> 01:35:55,001
你是谁？
1285
01:35:55,709 --> 01:35:57,584
许鞍华
1286
01:35:58,417 --> 01:35:59,876
又折腾四个钟头
1287
01:36:00,459 --> 01:36:02,126
你还说你脑子没病
1288
01:36:02,709 --> 01:36:03,626
什么职业？
1289
01:36:07,751 --> 01:36:09,251
我服了你
1290
01:36:10,417 --> 01:36:11,959
你想干嘛，许女士？
1291
01:36:12,626 --> 01:36:14,459
许鞍华当然是导演
1292
01:36:14,459 --> 01:36:15,584
难道卖拉肠粉吗？
1293
01:36:16,542 --> 01:36:19,292
你们医院到底有没有执照？
1294
01:36:19,584 --> 01:36:22,042
什么都没有就问我一堆问题
1295
01:36:22,042 --> 01:36:24,209
你谁呀？老几？
1296
01:36:24,376 --> 01:36:26,084
你是谁？
1297
01:36:27,334 --> 01:36:29,459
我是你的精神科医生
1298
01:36:29,459 --> 01:36:34,417
许女士，你患了一种复杂型综合性妄想症
1299
01:36:34,417 --> 01:36:38,209
和严重多重复杂人格分裂
1300
01:36:38,209 --> 01:36:42,626
我在这是帮你解开复杂的情绪
1301
01:36:42,626 --> 01:36:46,417
我真心希望帮你回到复杂的正常生活
1302
01:36:46,417 --> 01:36:47,501
感激
1303
01:36:47,876 --> 01:36:49,584
你现在看上去就很正常
1304
01:36:49,584 --> 01:36:50,959
十分感激
1305
01:36:51,542 --> 01:36:53,542
那你现在可以催眠我
1306
01:36:54,209 --> 01:36:57,626
我的这个部分是没有催眠的
1307
01:36:57,834 --> 01:37:00,626
我祖籍辽宁
1308
01:37:01,001 --> 01:37:04,792
26岁在伦敦遇到位教授
1309
01:37:04,792 --> 01:37:07,209
教会我什么叫做爱
1310
01:37:07,209 --> 01:37:08,334
我没有催眠你
1311
01:37:08,334 --> 01:37:10,001
你不要借题发挥
1312
01:37:10,001 --> 01:37:12,834
而且没人想知道你到底是怎么做爱的
1313
01:37:12,834 --> 01:37:15,126
这么重要的问题，你居然不问？
1314
01:37:15,126 --> 01:37:16,709
不是，我没有不问
1315
01:37:17,334 --> 01:37:20,459
我只想再重复多问你一次，你是
1316
01:37:20,459 --> 01:37:21,751
林岭东
1317
01:37:22,084 --> 01:37:24,376
我是想问你第二个问题
1318
01:37:25,167 --> 01:37:27,959
我第二个问题是什么职业？
1319
01:37:27,959 --> 01:37:29,251
不是你的名字
1320
01:37:30,292 --> 01:37:31,459
我顺便讲给你
1321
01:37:31,459 --> 01:37:33,334
林先生是一位男性
1322
01:37:33,334 --> 01:37:35,626
你先确定自己的性别再说话
1323
01:37:36,501 --> 01:37:37,834
那我是杜琪峰
1324
01:37:37,834 --> 01:37:39,126
没完呀你！
1325
01:37:39,126 --> 01:37:39,959
你不知道吗？
1326
01:37:39,959 --> 01:37:41,709
林岭东、杜琪峰是同一个人
1327
01:37:42,501 --> 01:37:44,501
你怎么又搞出个杜琪峰？
1328
01:37:44,501 --> 01:37:46,334
林岭东、杜琪峰怎可能是同一个人？
1329
01:37:46,334 --> 01:37:47,167
是同一个人
1330
01:37:47,376 --> 01:37:48,751
林岭东、杜琪峰不是同一个人
1331
01:37:49,001 --> 01:37:50,042
是同一个人
1332
01:37:50,084 --> 01:37:51,167
不是同一个人 同一个人
1333
01:37:51,209 --> 01:37:51,917
不是同一个人
1334
01:37:52,001 --> 01:37:53,042
同一个人 不是同一个人
1335
01:37:53,084 --> 01:37:54,001
不是同一个人
1336
01:37:54,042 --> 01:37:55,626
不是同一个人，打住！
1337
01:37:55,667 --> 01:37:56,751
不是同一个人
1338
01:37:57,167 --> 01:37:58,042
打住什么？
1339
01:37:58,042 --> 01:37:58,751
打住不是同一个人
1340
01:37:58,751 --> 01:38:00,084
打住同一个人
1341
01:38:00,084 --> 01:38:00,917
打住
1342
01:38:00,917 --> 01:38:01,876
我打住
1343
01:38:02,001 --> 01:38:04,209
打住别反弹回头！ 停了！
1344
01:38:06,334 --> 01:38:07,292
什么职业？
1345
01:38:10,126 --> 01:38:13,917
我是杜琪峰，今年十五岁
1346
01:38:17,126 --> 01:38:19,626
杜琪峰没有恋手癖的
1347
01:38:20,126 --> 01:38:24,001
我手上的是，奥地利格洛克17手枪
1348
01:38:24,042 --> 01:38:25,917
七秒组装完成
1349
01:38:26,251 --> 01:38:27,459
现在你告诉我
1350
01:38:27,459 --> 01:38:29,292
你到底是谁？
1351
01:38:29,292 --> 01:38:31,626
唉…都出到这一招
1352
01:38:31,667 --> 01:38:33,834
看来张医生没有办法了
1353
01:38:34,084 --> 01:38:37,376
你认为这治法行不行得通？
1354
01:38:37,417 --> 01:38:40,042
他把医生和病人的身份颠倒
1355
01:38:40,042 --> 01:38:41,834
如果那也治得好
1356
01:38:41,876 --> 01:38:44,084
我们医院将来很难分清楚
1357
01:38:44,126 --> 01:38:46,376
谁是医生，谁是病人
1358
01:38:47,209 --> 01:38:49,501
医得好还分来做什么？
1359
01:38:49,709 --> 01:38:51,251
最惨医得半好不好
1360
01:38:51,251 --> 01:38:53,126
病人跟医生混成一团
1361
01:38:53,542 --> 01:38:55,459
都不晓得谁有病谁没病
1362
01:38:56,834 --> 01:38:59,001
是呀，要是我们医院着火
1363
01:38:59,042 --> 01:39:00,459
那些录影全烧了
1364
01:39:00,501 --> 01:39:03,251
这些人重建这家医院
1365
01:39:03,584 --> 01:39:04,876
运气不好的话
1366
01:39:04,917 --> 01:39:06,876
一个病人给错当成了医生
1367
01:39:06,917 --> 01:39:08,209
没病的也变有病
1368
01:39:08,251 --> 01:39:09,792
那真是灾难了
1369
01:39:10,959 --> 01:39:14,626
是呀，这间医院被烧过
1370
01:39:15,126 --> 01:39:17,959
张医生就是那时候留下来重建的人
1371
01:39:18,001 --> 01:39:20,542
所以很多规定都是他定的
1372
01:39:21,292 --> 01:39:24,792
那张医生不会是病人变的吧
1373
01:39:25,417 --> 01:39:28,751
你的意思是，张医生精神有问题？
1374
01:39:29,251 --> 01:39:31,209
你说哪个张医生？
1375
01:39:31,501 --> 01:39:33,626
站在那里有模有样那位
1376
01:39:34,834 --> 01:39:37,959
现在我问你，你到底是谁？
1377
01:39:38,417 --> 01:39:40,459
好…既然这么执着
1378
01:39:40,459 --> 01:39:43,376
我告诉你，我是林岭东
1379
01:39:43,542 --> 01:39:45,292
装医生耍我
1380
01:39:45,292 --> 01:39:46,959
你如何证明你是他？
1381
01:39:47,542 --> 01:39:50,834
80年代我从加拿大回香港的时候
1382
01:39:51,917 --> 01:39:53,084
我什么都没讲
1383
01:39:53,376 --> 01:39:55,084
只讲义气
1384
01:39:55,334 --> 01:39:58,417
做男人不讲义气怎样做兄弟？
1385
01:39:58,667 --> 01:40:00,667
做兄弟…彭
1386
01:40:06,292 --> 01:40:09,084
兄弟，你搞错了
1387
01:40:09,084 --> 01:40:10,876
这是吴宇森呀
1388
01:40:11,417 --> 01:40:14,709
一样的，都是一条硬汉来的
1389
01:40:16,126 --> 01:40:17,709
你摸哪？别乱搞
1390
01:40:17,709 --> 01:40:19,709
别碰我的书，拿回来
1391
01:40:19,709 --> 01:40:21,209
还回来
1392
01:40:22,876 --> 01:40:24,626
原来你不是医生，语无伦次
1393
01:40:24,626 --> 01:40:27,167
我怀疑很久，我要揭发你真正身份
1394
01:40:27,167 --> 01:40:29,876
你不知道我是谁，不要拿我的书
1395
01:40:29,876 --> 01:40:31,834
我终于迫出你真身来，原形毕露
1396
01:40:32,084 --> 01:40:33,626
你就是徐克
1397
01:40:34,334 --> 01:40:37,084
玩得这么兴奋，不用拉他下水吧
1398
01:40:37,084 --> 01:40:38,209
就是要拉他下水 我不是…
1399
01:40:38,209 --> 01:40:42,542
你看你凡事都要争辩，你就是徐克
1400
01:40:42,834 --> 01:40:46,417
你八岁时，就不知道怎样跟这个世界沟通
1401
01:40:46,417 --> 01:40:48,042
没有人愿意跟你玩
1402
01:40:48,084 --> 01:40:50,167
想跟你玩的，都不知道怎样跟你玩
1403
01:40:50,209 --> 01:40:52,959
你就在旁边装用功，装文艺青年
1404
01:40:52,959 --> 01:40:58,751
其实看的就是武侠小说
1405
01:41:01,126 --> 01:41:04,167
回答我，你做什么职业的？
1406
01:41:04,709 --> 01:41:06,292
电影人，什么呀
1407
01:41:06,334 --> 01:41:08,417
电影人？你拍什么电影？
1408
01:41:08,751 --> 01:41:10,334
七人乐队
1409
01:41:10,751 --> 01:41:11,876
七人乐队
1410
01:41:11,917 --> 01:41:13,542
你是拍电影还是搞乐队？
1411
01:41:13,709 --> 01:41:14,876
中乐西乐？
1412
01:41:15,584 --> 01:41:17,376
什么中乐西乐呀？
1413
01:41:17,376 --> 01:41:20,334
找七个不同的导演，每个人拍一个故事
1414
01:41:20,334 --> 01:41:23,126
乐队呢，你是拍音乐录影还是拍电影呀？
1415
01:41:23,126 --> 01:41:24,167
不一样的
1416
01:41:24,167 --> 01:41:25,876
太没创意啦
1417
01:41:25,876 --> 01:41:27,501
用菲林拍
1418
01:41:27,501 --> 01:41:29,917
向菲林致敬
1419
01:41:30,167 --> 01:41:33,626
菲林？菲林是什么东西？
1420
01:41:33,667 --> 01:41:35,626
还有人用这种东西吗？
1421
01:41:35,626 --> 01:41:37,334
都没人冲印啦？找谁冲印？
1422
01:41:37,334 --> 01:41:38,792
吃蛋糕
1423
01:41:38,792 --> 01:41:40,501
你把我关在这儿，我怎么拍？
1424
01:41:40,501 --> 01:41:42,209
你放我出去，我拍给你看
1425
01:41:42,209 --> 01:41:45,084
你疯成这样，你在片场发疯咬人怎么办？
1426
01:41:45,084 --> 01:41:46,209
放屁
1427
01:41:46,209 --> 01:41:47,417
现在是你疯还我疯？
1428
01:41:47,417 --> 01:41:48,667
我们俩到底谁是医生？
1429
01:41:48,876 --> 01:41:50,042
当然我是医生
1430
01:41:50,042 --> 01:41:51,667
穿白袍还不是医生？
1431
01:41:51,667 --> 01:41:54,167
白袍？
1432
01:41:54,167 --> 01:41:55,834
一，二，三！ 走
1433
01:41:55,834 --> 01:41:57,542
催眠结束
1434
01:41:59,542 --> 01:42:01,376
今天的治疗结束
1435
01:42:01,376 --> 01:42:02,667
我怎么在这里？
1436
01:42:02,667 --> 01:42:03,667
结束
1437
01:42:04,126 --> 01:42:05,709
谁要被治疗？
1438
01:42:05,709 --> 01:42:06,917
收工
1439
01:42:11,917 --> 01:42:13,709
今天我们设计的这个新疗程
1440
01:42:13,709 --> 01:42:16,126
隔别房的两个病人很有反应
1441
01:42:18,667 --> 01:42:20,334
观察一下他们的反应
1442
01:42:20,376 --> 01:42:22,876
该是阴性，能医得好
1443
01:42:26,084 --> 01:42:28,042
你检查一下今天的录影
1444
01:42:28,042 --> 01:42:29,667
写份报告给我
1445
01:42:29,667 --> 01:42:30,876
知道，院长
1446
01:42:33,501 --> 01:42:36,084
两个里面，不知道哪一个是正常？
1447
01:42:36,667 --> 01:42:38,542
那一个不正常，我们医那一个
1448
01:42:38,542 --> 01:42:41,501
那也是，我们横竖没事可做
1449
01:42:41,501 --> 01:42:43,709
找点事情消遣一下也好，是吧？
1450
01:42:45,001 --> 01:42:46,042
还未请教
1451
01:42:46,042 --> 01:42:46,917
许鞍华
1452
01:42:46,917 --> 01:42:47,584
Maggie...
1453
01:42:47,584 --> 01:42:49,001
张曼玉！ 幸会幸会
1454
01:42:49,292 --> 01:42:50,709
我们交换名片
1455
01:42:50,709 --> 01:42:52,334
谁还有名片？扫码啦
1456
01:42:52,626 --> 01:42:54,292
扫我吧，我给你二维码
1457
01:42:54,292 --> 01:42:57,376
在这里，我扫你，有了
1458
01:42:57,376 --> 01:43:00,292
你这个不是二维码，我这个才是
1459
01:43:00,292 --> 01:43:02,542
我这边写了，你看，二维码
1460
01:43:02,542 --> 01:43:04,376
哪有二维码是这样的？
1461
01:43:04,376 --> 01:43:05,584
我在你上面，我扫你
1462
01:43:05,584 --> 01:43:07,292
我不喜欢在你下面
1463
01:43:07,292 --> 01:43:08,959
去找同事搞吧
1464
01:43:08,959 --> 01:43:10,959
这故事太有深度了
1465
01:43:11,209 --> 01:43:12,417
你们觉得呢？
1466
01:43:13,792 --> 01:43:16,542
装模作样，想蒙混过关
1467
01:43:17,709 --> 01:43:19,334
你就是许鞍华？
1468
01:43:20,001 --> 01:43:22,459
不是吧，是你叫我们来的
1469
01:43:22,459 --> 01:43:23,626
不要装傻
1470
01:43:23,876 --> 01:43:25,251
我被他们搞乱
1471
01:43:25,251 --> 01:43:26,001
顺带一问
1472
01:43:26,001 --> 01:43:27,709
你不会是张曼玉吧？
1473
01:43:27,709 --> 01:43:30,001
你才是张曼玉，徐克！
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