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Funky music
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Monitor beeps
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Muffled: dr khan...
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Dr khan!
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Monitor beeps
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It's not hummus, dr khan.
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Erm, the drug test was inconclusive,
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But the incisions on the left arm
Clearly suggests substance abuse.
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Wallahi! It weren't drugs, bro.
I've... Tsk!
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I know I can't remember
Every detail,
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But it was definitely a vampire.
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As does the memory loss
And the hallucinations.
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But the, er,
Sti test did come back negative.
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So, a few more days under obs
And we can discharge.
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Fucking dickheads.
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Guess you're not the only muslim
Struggling to get any round here.
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Please tell me that you found
At least one girl mad enough
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To find that whole
Dracula getup sexy!
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Blood pumping
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Muffled: abs...
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Muffled: abs, believe me, man.
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You ok, mate?
Er...
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Yeah, erm...
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Fine.
Ok.
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Two seconds.
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Abs, what happened?
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You barely got to meet frank!
Oh, the south african?
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The white guy who loves horror,
Respects my culture,
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And even says he's interested
In sikhism!
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So, he's, like, straight, white,
South african and woke?!
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A real unicorn!
Wow...
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But here's the catch...
Bastard's visa's up,
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And he's gotta go back
To south africa in five weeks.
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Oh, no, that's terrible.
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Well, that's actually what
I wanted to ask you guys.
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Erm, any chance you could take
My night shifts?
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Chris guffaws
No way!
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I've got hinge dates every weekend
Until the end of the year.
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Abs? Abs!
Whoa!
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You ok?
Abdulla, what's going on?
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Honestly, I'm fine.
Ah-hem.
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Skin discolouration,
Eyes a little pink.
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How are your testes looking?
Any swelling?
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Have you considered an sti test?
Guys! Guys! I'm fine, ok?
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I'm just... Dehydrated.
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I need a drink.
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Ok, but...
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Abs?
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You'll check your rota, yeah?
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People chanting: justice! Justice!
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He groans
Justice! Say no to islamophobia.
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Justice! Justice! Justice!
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He groans
Say no to islamophobia.
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Justice! Justice! Justice!
He groans
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Abdulla?
Nahima? What's this all about?
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You weren't at mosque yesterday.
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Oh, erm... Yeah, I was.
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I was... At the back.
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I-I-I came late, like, you know,
Saving lives and everything.
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I'm not your mum, abs, yeah?
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We're here for maajid and rashid.
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Oh, of course. Maajid's on my ward.
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What do you think happened to them?
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Aren't you meant to be their doctor?
They were attacked.
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They're still telling people that,
Huh?
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Maajid. Forever in our hearts,
The light when it was dark.
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Boy, you always has the spark,
Wh...
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Oi, dr abs!
Shafi.
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What's going on with our boy, man?
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The staff won't even let us see him.
Tell us he's ok.
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Oh, it's been a long shift.
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I've really gotta go home.
Listen, man.
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You lot are hiding something up
There, you know, and I just know it.
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What's the diagnosis, man?
Tell us.
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They overdosed on biryani.
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Now will you, please, let me go?
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Maj is in hospital,
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And rash was so shook,
He went back to the homeland.
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Pakistan?
Birmingham!
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So you're not gonna tell me
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That this weren't some
Islamophobic attack.
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Maybe, shafi.
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Or maybe it's the more
Obvious answer.
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Drugs.
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Bullshit. All this medical shit
Has taken you away from god's truth.
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You need to decide whether
You're on the side of the nhs,
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Or the side of allah, bro.
Ha, well...
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You need to decide
Whether you're on the side of...
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Adidas or allah, bro.
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Bro, these are nikes.
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Urgh... I gotta go.
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A real muslim wouldn't make
That mistake, mav!
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'bout adidas.
Sucks air through his teeth
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Feedback
From megaphone
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People chant:
Justice! Justice! Justice!
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Say no to islamophobia.
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Justice! Justice! Justice!
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Say no to islamophobia.
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Justice! Justice! Justice!
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Say no to islamophobia.
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Justice! Justice! Justice!
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Say no to islamophobia.
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Justice! Justice! Justice!
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Say no to islamophobia.
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"They went at it like camels
In the desert.
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"Humping their way over dunes
And..."
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Door closes
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Abdulla?
Have you been drinking again?
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It's...
He burps
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Er, abdulla!
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Talk to me!
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She exhales
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Disappearing from the eid party,
Barely eating anything all week,
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And now you're drinking?!
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It's like you're turning white -
Literally.
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I'm fine. It's...
You know, moving into night shifts.
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It messes with my, er,
Sleeping pattern.
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Abdulla, we used to be able
To talk about these things.
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What's wrong, meri jaan?
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Is it your work?
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Friends? Your love life?
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My love life?
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Oh.
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I'm not drunk, mum.
I never drink... Alcohol.
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It's just a, er...
Mineral deficiency.
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That's all.
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I'll be fine. Don't worry.
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Footsteps ascend stairs
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Love life...
Speaks own language
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She sighs
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Phone chimes,
Vibrates
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Iqra, he seems to have got it
Into his head that a shisha bar
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Would be a good wedding venue.
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And... And he's calling himself
An imam now,
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Even though he probably knows more
Nas songs than surahs.
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Do you get what I mean?
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She screams
Shhhh! I'm not a...
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Muslim... A-phobe,
Or whatever it is, ok?
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I should go...
Have you seen this man?
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Abdulla?
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So that's his name, is it?
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He may have, er,
Caught something off of me.
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See, we had a little encounter.
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I just really need to find him,
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So I can just run
A little, little test.
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I don't think it's any...
It's important! Please.
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I mean, you wouldn't want it
Spreading around
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Your whole community now, would you?
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Gunfire on game
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'managed to recover, then?'
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I told you, I was just dehydrated.
'not from that, abs.
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'from almost getting sucked
Into taking amrita's shifts
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'for more boyfriend time.
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'that, my friend...
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'that looked painful.'
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There's nothing painful about it,
Chris. We're just friends.
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Console chimes
'isn't it past bedtime, lads?'
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'looks like it's booty o'clock.'
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'have you asked for any victorian
Lady impressions today, absy?'
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Charming. Good evening to you, too,
Amrita. Are you saying I was faking?
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'no, no, no, it's just...
Your symptoms.
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'you know, tired in the day,
But awake at night.
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'lost appetite,
And yet you're as thirsty
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'as the "Send bobs" guys
In my instagram dms.
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'and to top it all off,
You're looking pale enough
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'to be on top of
The arranged marriage market.
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'sounds like you're in a bollywood
Bram stoker adaptation, doesn't it?
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'and boom!'
'shit!'
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'oh, chris, mate,
That's how it's done.
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'I mean, the other diagnosis, abs,
Would be chlamydia,
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'but we all know how long it's been
Since you've gotten laid, so...
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'er, I'm kidding! I'm kidding!'
That's very easy to say for someone
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Who climbs on top of
Every white dude over 6ft she meets.
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Oh. 'I was going to say anaemia,
Dickhead.'
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Console chimes,
Powers down
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Open the window!
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What the fuck?
Please, mr abdulla,
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If you open the window,
I can explain everything.
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How the fuck did you get there?
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Do I know you?
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I'm just concerned for your health,
Is all, mr abdulla.
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You won't remember this,
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But we had a little encounter
A few nights ago.
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Well, there might be a slight chance
That I've...
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I passed on a... A condition,
Yeah, a condition.
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And it wouldn't be good
For either of us
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If, er, you may have picked it up.
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I know this seems awfully weird,
Mr abdulla,
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But I just need a tiny,
Little droplet of your blood.
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Just so I can do a little test
And you can... Ah...
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Did chris put you up to this?
Chris? Who the fuck is chris?
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No, I just...
I just really need to come in.
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Look, miss,
I'm sure you're very nice,
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But I'm really not in the mood
For whatever this is.
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Sorry... Are you all right
Getting down from there?
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Yes, I'm fucking all right
Getting down from here.
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Mr abdulla...
Piss off, lady!
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Mr abdulla!
Knocks the window
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Fucking... No, just...
Just listen...
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I'm gonna kill him.
Open the window.
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Please...
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Urgh!
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Mr abdullah, open up the window.
For fuck sake!
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Mental.
I really need to come in.
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Just... Look, just listen.
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Oh, please!
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Birds tweeting
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Whoa!
Nahima gasps
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Bushra chuckles,
Nahima exhales
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At least he doesn't march around
The house topless like my dad.
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Bushra laughs
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You can come out now, abdulla!
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Salaam alaikum.
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I mean, er... Hey, ha!
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I thought you'd be out
"Saving lives", dr abdulla?
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Night shift.
You know, no rest for the wicked.
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I have offered to help with
The catering for nahima's seminar.
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Anti-islamophobia, isn't it?
Yes.
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I tell you,
Abdulla and I were so moved
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When we heard about what happened
To maajid and rashid.
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Mm, devastated (!)
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Yeah, it's... It's not just about
Them, auntie, it's about all of us!
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You know, we've got to engage
Local people to think of us
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As less of a threat
And to prevent further attacks.
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Oh, well, maybe
We could start by showing them
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Some wonderful halal food?
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Oh, mum, people have been eating
Chicken tikka masala for years.
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It doesn't change how
They feel about us, right?
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Unfortunately, he is not wrong.
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Look, community engagement's gonna
Take a lot more than nice curries.
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People have got to see muslims
At the forefront of local charities,
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Helping the homeless,
Educating the youth...
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Curing the sick?
I guess.
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Anyway, I better be going. Whoa!
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Abdulla, no! Stay!
I mean, don't you see?
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This is my last chance to get back
In with the mosque aunties
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After you went "Awal".
Awol, mum.
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And isn't nahima lovely?
She gasps
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Maybe the solution
To your love life problems
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Isn't so far away after all.
But, mum, she's with...
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Oh, nahima,
You've done so much already.
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Why don't you sit down
And, you know, you can eat together?
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Oh, no. No, auntie...
That would be lovely.
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00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,960
Oh, I insist, absolutely.
Mum, she... She has plans.
245
00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:37,960
She's a really good... Dear lady.
It's fine.
246
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:43,960
I apologise for her.
247
00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:45,960
Whatever for?
248
00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:49,320
She has a good, honest heart,
Unlike some of us.
249
00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:52,960
Sorry, er, what do you mean?
250
00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:56,800
Let's just say
I'm sick of muslim boys
251
00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:58,960
Who act holier than thou
In front of their parents
252
00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:00,960
But behave however they want
When no-one's looking.
253
00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:05,960
I know it's not only going mosque
You lie to your mum about, abs.
254
00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:09,960
Look, nahima, I know
I'm not the world's best muslim,
255
00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:14,800
But since when were
We all meant to be so perfect?
256
00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:17,960
If justice for muslim youth
Only helps the very best of us,
257
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:19,960
What happens
When one of us slips up?
258
00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:23,960
Auntie bushy!
Shafi?
259
00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:24,960
Shafi!
Shafi?
260
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:26,960
Well, how did you get in here?
261
00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:29,160
Your boy might have moved
From streets to mosque,
262
00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:31,960
But I still know my way
Round these ends. Give us a hug.
263
00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:33,960
Shafi grunts
What's going on here, then?
264
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:36,960
I'd just come over to discuss
The campaign.
265
00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:37,960
You done, though?
266
00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:39,960
We gotta do something about
Them genies.
267
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:40,960
Genies?
That's right.
268
00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:43,960
Maj told me, it's not just
Islamophobes, you know?
269
00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:45,960
It's evil spirits.
I think you mean, djinn, shafi.
270
00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:48,960
Yeah, djinn, genies, whatever.
These boys moving mad, though, yeah.
271
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,960
They get into the minds
Of the young, muslim youth,
272
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,960
And get them doing all kinds
Of crazy shit.
273
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,960
Drinking... Drugs...
She gasps
274
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:56,960
Abdulla's stomach growls
Shafi, we spoke about this.
275
00:13:56,960 --> 00:14:01,000
Do you two know each other?
Oh, auntie, mum didn't tell you?
276
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,960
Nahima and I are getting married.
277
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:04,960
Abdulla's stomach growls
278
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:06,960
You two?
Mum!
279
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:09,960
What?
Is this... Garlic naan?
280
00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:11,960
Of course it is, abdulla.
It's pakistani food.
281
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:15,480
Everything's made of garlic.
He groans
282
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:17,960
He grunts
283
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:20,960
Gurgling groans
284
00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:28,960
He retches
285
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:31,320
He growls
286
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:36,960
He growls,
She screams
287
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:43,960
Sorry.
288
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,960
She whimpers
289
00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:49,960
No, no, no, no.
290
00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:53,000
Genie.
She gasps
291
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,960
Oh, baby.
292
00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:09,960
What the hell?!
293
00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:11,960
The genies inside are gonna try
And trick you
294
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:13,960
Into thinking it's still him,
Auntie, but don't listen.
295
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:17,960
Genies?! What the fuck?
Mum, stop whatever this is!
296
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,960
Oh, this won't take much longer,
Will it, shafi?
297
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:22,960
I need a doctor, not an...
Exorcism.
298
00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:24,480
Maybe we should call 111.
299
00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:26,000
Did that look medical to you,
Auntie?
300
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,960
Repeat after me.
301
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:31,000
He speaks arabic
302
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,160
Both speak arabic
303
00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:34,960
Two fingers like this.
Abdulla groans
304
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:38,800
Both speak arabic
305
00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:40,640
Mum! Let me go!
Both speak arabic
306
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,960
Oh, maybe we should try
Ayatul kursi one more time?
307
00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:44,960
No, no, no, no, it's working,
It's working!
308
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:46,480
No, it's not!
309
00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,960
It's the fucking
"Power of christ compels you speech"
310
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:50,960
From the exorcist
Translated into arabic!
311
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:53,960
What? And since when
Were candles islamic?
312
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:56,000
Auntie, clearly it's had
Some effect, he's fine now.
313
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,960
Get out, now!
314
00:15:57,960 --> 00:15:59,640
She sighs
315
00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:00,960
Ullu ka patha.
Mum!
316
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,960
Oh, oh...
317
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:05,960
Ah...
318
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,960
He winces
319
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:09,960
What in the name of made you...?
320
00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:12,800
Because I'm worried about you,
Abdulla!
321
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:13,960
She sighs
322
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:15,960
You come home
Looking all pale and sick.
323
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:18,960
You throw up blood
All over my nice food.
324
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:21,320
And god knows what you get up to
In your personal life.
325
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:27,000
I just feel like you're drifting
Away from your community.
326
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,960
From me.
327
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:31,960
Does it have to be
So all or nothing?
328
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:35,960
I mean,
I come home looking slightly pissed,
329
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:38,960
And it's arranged marriage with
A side order of attempted exorcism.
330
00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:41,960
I'm sorry, abdulla.
331
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,960
I really am. It's...
332
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:46,960
I just...
333
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:48,960
I don't want to lose you...
334
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,640
..Like I lost your dad.
335
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:54,960
And you won't lose me, mum.
336
00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:58,960
It's just...
337
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:01,960
Something's happening to me.
338
00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:05,480
Something I alone can fix.
339
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:06,960
Look I...
Da!
340
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:11,960
I just need some space
To figure it out myself. Ok?
341
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,960
Come here.
342
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:29,320
Crow screeches
343
00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:31,960
Rattling
344
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:37,000
Fuck's sake!
345
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,960
Hello? Can I help you?
346
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:45,960
If you're hungry, you know,
I've got some biryani inside.
347
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:48,960
Yeah, can't say I've got much
Of a taste for biryani, my love.
348
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:52,000
Perhaps you'd like to come in.
We muslims are very charitable.
349
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,960
Yeah, I'm, er, sure you are, but...
350
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,960
Ha-ha! This will do!
351
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:01,960
You don't mind if I keep this,
Do you?
352
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:04,960
I really, really need it.
353
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:07,960
His dressing gown?
What would you need that...?
354
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,960
No, no, course, ha-ha,
You can keep it.
355
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,960
Door closes
Bleurgh!
356
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,960
That ain't human blood...
357
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:20,960
Fuck! Fuck it!
358
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,960
Amrita, I'm so sorry.
359
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:38,960
What I said was totally out of line.
It's just...
360
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,960
Something's happening to me.
361
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:45,960
Maybe you're becoming a dickhead?
362
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,960
Happens to every guy,
So don't feel too special.
363
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:50,960
Something just clicks,
364
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:52,960
And that inner twat
That's been waiting to come out
365
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,960
Finally gets it's moment.
366
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:57,480
Kept yours inside
Longer than most, abs.
367
00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:58,960
That's why I liked you.
368
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:06,960
Promise not to be a dickhead again?
369
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,320
Argh...
370
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,960
And I'm happy to take
Your night shifts.
371
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:17,320
Really?
She gasps
372
00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:18,960
Ok.
373
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:22,480
Well, if that doesn't make
You my favourite dickhead!
374
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:25,960
Those are all yours, abs-feratu.
375
00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:36,960
Monitor beeping
376
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,960
Safi speaking arabic
377
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:51,320
This ends right now, shafi.
378
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,960
Whispers: abs, abs!
Bruv, look at you.
379
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,640
Look how well the prayers
Worked on you, bruv!
380
00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:57,320
You're back to work and everything.
Just...
381
00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:58,960
Let me give it
A little go with maj?
382
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,960
No, no, no, no, this is idiotic.
383
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:02,960
It's anti-science,
And it's after-hours, yeah?!
384
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,960
Get the fuck out...
Abdulla!
385
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:07,960
You might not believe in this,
But maajid's family does.
386
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,000
Ok?
387
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,960
I know you've got
All this medical shit covered, ok?
388
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,480
But his family would take comfort
389
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,160
To know that someone
Was praying for him.
390
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,960
Even if it doesn't work,
It's just words, innit, bruv?
391
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:22,160
Let me just...
392
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:26,960
You've got ten minutes
Before I call the night nurses, ok?
393
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,960
Hey, and even you aren't street
Enough to stand up to them.
394
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,000
Ok, thanks, man.
Ten minutes, yeah?
395
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:34,960
Ten minutes.
396
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:37,960
Shafi continues
Shh! Shafi, volume.
397
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,960
He speaks quietly
398
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,480
Night shift as well, darlings?
399
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:56,480
She sniffs
400
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:02,960
Oh...
Blood pumping
401
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:06,960
He pants
402
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,960
He grunts
403
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,960
Argh!
404
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:42,960
He whimpers
405
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,960
A real muslim
Wouldn't be into this, bro.
406
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:52,960
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