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♪♪
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PETER: So long, Earth. Nice visiting,
but we got a galaxy to guard.
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(BEEPING) Overweight?
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How can we be overweight?
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I am Groot. Beats me.
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DRAX: I know nothing.
It's a real puzzler.
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(ALARM BLARING)
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(DOOR BEEPING) (YELLS)
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Drax the Destroyer must feed.
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On a lifetime supply
of corn dogs?
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Do you know how hard it is to get
a full-body workout in space?
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Whoa! (ALARM CONTINUES BLARING)
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What? Duct tape is the stuff that
binds the universe together.
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It's also the stuff whose weight
binds us to Earth's gravity.
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We have to jettison it.
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My duct tape saves lives.
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You wanna chuck dead
weight, how about...
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I don't know... Gamora's
actual weights?
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My weights are vital
to my training.
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And I've saved more
lives than tape.
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Speaking of which...
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They don't even use these cassette
tapes on your planet anymore, Quill.
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Why did you buy them?
They were a bargain.
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None shall remove my corn dogs!
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Keep your paws off my duct tape!
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I am not giving up my
synthpop gold collection!
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I am Groot!
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ROCKET: What do you mean
we're losing altitude?
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DRAX: He means the ship is rapidly
plummeting back to the planet's surface.
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I know what he means!
PETER: Dump it!
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ROCKET: All of it?
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Drax will have his corn dogs!
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(YELLS)
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(GRUNTING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS)
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Well, that's everything.
Not quite.
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(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
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PETER: Wait! Let me
keep Men Without Hats!
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Who knew they had a second hit?
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GAMORA: We're still
losing altitude!
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Come on, bud. You're gonna
have to chuck your stuff, too.
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I am Groot.
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Hey, we all gotta
make sacrifices.
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I am Groot.
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(BEEPS)
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(ENGINES POWER OFF)
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(ALL YELLING)
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If we survive this crash, will I have
time to purchase more corn dogs?
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PETER: Star-Lord's
Super-Awesome Adventure Log.
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Mission status: currently battling
our worst enemy, gravity.
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Crash our ship, will ya?
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Yeah, you better run!
Fly! Flutter!
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Whatever the flarg you do!
Traitor!
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I am Groot.
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Okay, I think we can all
share the blame here.
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We're a team effort.
Rocket, fix the ship.
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(GRUNTS)
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(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
Yeah, about that.
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We're kind of short on parts.
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DRAX: We are also short on time.
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The ship is sinking
into the swamp.
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At this rate, we'll be completely
submerged in a matter of hours.
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(ALL YELL) (GRUNTS)
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Me and Groot can get
started on repairs.
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The rest of you have to split
up and find the parts I need.
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Gamora, get me a 300
micrometer frequency laser.
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Quill, I need a stuffed animal.
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A krutackin' huge one.
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Wait. Wait, wait. That's
a fake assignment.
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Every time we split up,
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you always make me get something
you don't really need,
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and then you laugh about it later.
It's real.
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Okay, so then why can't Drax
get it, and I'll get his part?
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(CHUCKLES)
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(SIGHS) Fine.
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But remember, you asked for it.
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(GUNFIRE) I changed my mind!
I changed it!
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I want to get the
stuffed animal!
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(GUNFIRE CONTINUES)
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Yo! Think fast! (GRUNTS)
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Okay, now think slow. (GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(YELLS)
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(GRUNTS) Intruder!
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Put down the fusion reactor
and surrender to Modok!
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(LAUGHING)
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Oh. Oh.
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Seriously, dude? You've
got baby arms and legs.
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MODOK: Physical might
is hardly necessary
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when one possesses the
power of the mind.
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(GRUNTS)
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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(GRUNTING)
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(GROANS)
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Nice try, fathead, but...
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROANS)
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(SIGHS) Okay, chubby cheeks,
now you're making me mad.
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Haven't you figured it out yet?
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I have the power to destroy
you with your own weapon.
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Well, the joke's on you
there, Mighty Melon.
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Only I can control
my Element Blaster.
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But I can control your hand.
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(STRAINING)
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Hey! Hey! All right,
quit it, Jumbo Jowls.
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The name is Modok!
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And you will not interfere with
my plans, whoever you are!
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(GRUNTING)
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Who's interfering? I just need
to borrow your fusion reactor.
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Unfortunately for you, it is a key
component for my stasis weapon.
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Once I deploy the missile,
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all of humanity will be
rendered completely immobile.
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Then Modok will reign supreme!
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(GRUNTS)
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Whoa!
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(STRAINING)
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Ah, the things I have to go through
for one lousy, stupid fusion reactor!
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Oh, Rocket, you are so
gonna owe me big-time.
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(ALARM BLARING)
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(GASPS)
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(GRUNTING)
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(HUFFS) No one defeats Modok!
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You hear me? No one!
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If anyone asks, I'm saying I
fought a 10-foot-tall dude
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who shoots flames out
of his eyeballs.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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I am Drax the Destroyer.
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My chief engineer, Rocket, has
charged me with a vital mission.
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To retrieve an essential component
for the repair of our ship.
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I do not know your
crime, hairy earthling,
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but you must tell me
where I may obtain a...
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"stuffed animal, period.
(SNORTING)
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"A krutackin' huge one,
period." (GROWLING)
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You will give me the
information I require. Speak!
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(GROWLS AND ROARS)
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(BELL DINGS) Very well.
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I will follow the sound of
the bell, as you instruct.
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(MUSIC PLAYING) (BELL DINGS)
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Clearly, this place is a prison
for dangerous criminals.
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Drax the Destroyer does not fear
your devices of punishment.
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(BELL DINGS)
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Nor will I be impaled like
these beasts of burden.
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(BELL DINGS)
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Test your strength!
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Ring the bell and win a prize!
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Step right up! Who's next?
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Behold, my quarry, the stuffed animal!
Ring the bell and win a prize!
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Test your strength! Ring
the bell and win a prize!
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Drax the Destroyer will win,
as I win at all things!
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(GRUNTS)
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(BELL DINGS)
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And the tattooed
man wins a prize!
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(SQUEAKS)
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This does not qualify
as "krutacking huge."
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If you wanna win one of
our top-tier prizes,
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then you'll need to try your luck
at one of our other contests
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of skills and strength.
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(SIGHS) Don't do it, pal.
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We been trying to win our kids
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a Princess Strawberry
Rainbow Goldenhair all day.
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It's hopeless.
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Drax the Destroyer does not
know the meaning of "hopeless,"
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nor the meaning of "Princess
Strawberry Rainbow Goldenhair."
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But I once had a young one
much like yourselves.
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And I swear on my honor that I will defeat
the evil liquid containers for you.
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(GASPS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(YELLS)
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(GRUNTING)
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No!
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(YELLS)
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You deceive innocents for profit!
(GASPS)
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This entire operation
could not be more evil
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if it was run by Thanos himself!
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(GASPING)
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It must be destroyed!
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These devices of punishment will
stand no more! (ALL SCREAMING)
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(YELLS)
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(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
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KIDS: Yay! (STUFFED
ANIMALS SQUEAKING)
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Take my advice. Leave this
horrible place and never return.
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I am Drax the Destroyer, and I
have succeeded in my mission,
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as I succeed in all things.
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(SCREAMING) (GROWLING)
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ROCKET: So, just as we're about to
leave this stinking backwater planet,
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your krutackin' pet
crashes our ship!
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What kind of name is Butterfly?
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I don't see no butter
on that thing. Ah!
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I am Groot. Ugh!
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I know I unclogged the
valve, bark-brain.
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What are you still standing there for?
Go start the engine.
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(BEEPING)
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(GRUNTING)
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COMPUTER: System failure.
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Unidentified anomaly detected.
(GRUNTS)
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(ALARM BLARING)
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Huh?
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(GRUNTS) I am Groot?
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What, do you got
sap in your ears?
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I told ya to start the engine.
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How'd you get up here so fast?
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I am Groot.
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What do you mean you've
been here the whole time?
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That's impossible. Unless...
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We got an intruder.
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(YELLS) Huh?
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I am Groot.
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No, it ain't my
overactive imagination.
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I'll prove it to ya!
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And don't just stand there.
Help me look for it!
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(SIGHS) I am Groot.
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(SQUEAKS)
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(BEEPS)
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I am Groot!
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Groot! I told you it was...
(GROWLING)
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Hey! What did you do to my bud?
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(GROWLING)
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(GROWLING CONTINUES) (GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTING) Ah!
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(GROANING)
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Groot, you gotta help me, bud!
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That thing just fried my fur!
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(SIGHS) I am Groot.
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It wasn't a joke. I swear!
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(BLOWS LANDING) ROCKET: All
right, Mucky, you're going down!
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(ROCKET YELLING)
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Huh.
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I am Groot. (CREATURE GROWLING)
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(STAMMERING)
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I am Groot!
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Told ya it was real! Whoa!
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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I am Groot. I am Groot!
I am Groot!
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(SCREECHES)
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"Whatever knows fear burns at
the touch of the Man-Thing"?
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Who said that? I am Groot!
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I ain't afraid... (YELLS)
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(EXCLAIMS) Come and get
me, ya walkin' wetland!
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(EXCLAIMS) (BEEPS)
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(LAUGHS)
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I am Groot? What are
you talking about?
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This ship always
had ejector seats.
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The explosives, I
added those later.
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I am Groot. I am Groot!
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ROCKET: Yeah, right. Very funny.
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Now who's got an
overactive imagination?
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GAMORA: Rocket sent me to find a
300 micrometer frequency laser
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to repair the ship.
250
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:06,678
I knew the mission would be
dangerous, but I never expected...
251
00:14:08,814 --> 00:14:09,948
This.
252
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:11,683
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
253
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:15,353
(CHILDREN CLAMORING)
254
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,955
(GASPS) (LAUGHS)
255
00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:19,958
(CLAMORING CONTINUES)
256
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,926
(ALL LAUGHING) (CAMERA CLICKS)
257
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,466
(BEEPING)
258
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,574
Guys, wait! Wait!
259
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:39,577
Happy birthday, Smell-bert.
260
00:14:40,579 --> 00:14:42,180
(BEEPING)
261
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:44,382
GAMORA: It reminded me of my
training days under Thanos.
262
00:14:44,406 --> 00:14:45,839
(BOYS LAUGHING)
263
00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:48,653
That's awesome.
264
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:51,689
But even Thanos lacked the
cruelty of these young humans.
265
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:54,726
We rule! Laser tag champions!
266
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:57,829
(BEEPS) 300
micrometer frequency.
267
00:14:57,831 --> 00:14:59,097
Just what I'm looking for.
268
00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:02,934
Next round. I challenge you all.
269
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:05,270
I win, I keep your weapon.
270
00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:08,940
What do we get if we win?
271
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,341
Name it.
272
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:12,210
How about...
273
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:16,147
Albert has to do all our chores
for the next six months?
274
00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:19,684
Mmm, no. No way.
275
00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:22,553
Don't worry, kid. I got this.
276
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,422
(CHUCKLES) Three against one?
277
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,790
You got a deal, lady.
278
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,263
(BELL RINGING)
279
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,699
(ALL YELLING)
280
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:36,534
What...
281
00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:43,474
(GRUNTING)
282
00:15:44,476 --> 00:15:45,610
(GASPS)
283
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:47,512
(BEEPS)
284
00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:52,650
Oh, that was awesome!
285
00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:55,753
Can you help me win the next round?
Please?
286
00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:57,956
I don't have time
for games, child.
287
00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:00,925
But... But it's my
birthday party,
288
00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:03,361
and my brothers have been
ganging up on me all day.
289
00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:08,766
I know what it's like to be
tormented by my siblings.
290
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:11,803
I won't help you, but
I will train you.
291
00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:12,971
(GASPS)
292
00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:16,908
(PANTING) (GRUNTS)
293
00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:17,910
(GROANS)
294
00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:20,511
(BEEPING)
295
00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:23,181
(GRUNTING)
296
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:24,349
(BEEPING) (YELLS)
297
00:16:25,184 --> 00:16:27,318
(STRAINING)
298
00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:32,924
(GRUNTING)
299
00:16:35,527 --> 00:16:36,861
(GROANS)
300
00:16:37,796 --> 00:16:39,831
(GRUNTS)
301
00:16:40,866 --> 00:16:42,300
(PANTING)
302
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:44,202
(LAUGHS)
303
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,371
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
304
00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:48,473
(GRUNTS)
305
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:50,308
(BEEPING) (GRUNTING)
306
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:51,676
Ha!
307
00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:54,412
(PANTING) Yeah!
308
00:16:57,116 --> 00:16:58,549
(LAUGHS)
309
00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:12,864
Remember, it's not laser
tag, it's laser war.
310
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:18,703
(BELL RINGING)
311
00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:21,706
Whoa! (GRUNTS)
312
00:17:22,674 --> 00:17:23,875
(GRUNTS)
313
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,109
(GRUNTS)
314
00:17:26,845 --> 00:17:27,945
(GRUNTS)
315
00:17:29,014 --> 00:17:30,648
(PANTING)
316
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:32,817
(YELLING)
317
00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:36,654
(EXCLAIMS) (LAUGHS)
318
00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:39,824
(GRUNTS)
319
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,494
(BEEPING)
320
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,630
(LAUGHS) I did it!
321
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,435
I beat all my brothers!
322
00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:52,670
Oh, thank you so much, Miss...
323
00:17:54,673 --> 00:17:56,240
Miss?
324
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,576
(KIDS CLAMORING)
325
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,614
GAMORA: Maybe I should've
stuck around for the kid.
326
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:07,885
But a righted wrong and a job well
done are all the thanks I need.
327
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:10,988
Besides, my efforts didn't
go entirely unrewarded.
328
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,133
PETER: Here they are, Rocket.
329
00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:25,369
Every part you and Groot need to fix
the ship and get us out of this swamp.
330
00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:28,272
Wasn't easy, but we got 'em.
I disagree.
331
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,274
Obtaining this component was
quite simple. (SQUEAKS)
332
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,076
Yeah, what happened to you?
333
00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:34,479
I don't want to talk about it.
334
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:36,414
The real question is,
what happened to my ship?
335
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,716
I am Groot.
336
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,198
I don't want to talk
about it neither.
337
00:18:40,222 --> 00:18:41,652
Oh, and it ain't your ship.
338
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,020
(RUMBLING) (ALL EXCLAIM)
339
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,494
(SQUEAKS) (ALL YELL)
340
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,499
(GROWLING)
341
00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:57,735
I am Groot?
342
00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:00,171
I don't know. I thought we
blew up that plant monster.
343
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:01,906
"Plant monster"?
344
00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:03,808
I said I don't wanna
talk about it!
345
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:06,777
Okay, man. What did you do
to tick this thing off?
346
00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:08,846
He's Rocket. It
doesn't take much.
347
00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:11,649
You two get the engine fixed.
We'll hold off Booger-Saurus.
348
00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:17,655
(RUMBLING)
349
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:21,159
(GRUNTING)
350
00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:23,494
(GRUNTING)
351
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:25,663
(SQUEAKS)
352
00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:30,835
Ha! This stuffing will make
perfect insulation for the laser.
353
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,436
I am Groot?
354
00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:34,472
Nah, I never needed
that fusion reactor.
355
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:37,708
(CHUCKLES) Quill falls
for it every time.
356
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,277
(ENGINE WHIRRING) Huh?
357
00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:45,750
Yes! That must be the fusion reactor.
Let's go.
358
00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:50,521
(GROWLING)
359
00:19:59,831 --> 00:20:01,632
(GROWLS)
360
00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:05,570
Dude, where's my chair?
361
00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:07,638
I kind of blew it up.
Long story.
362
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,840
I am Groot. I am Groot!
363
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:11,475
Oh, now what?
364
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,881
ROCKET: Well, if Fertilizer
Face just told us
365
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,883
we were polluting his home
instead of attacking us,
366
00:20:18,907 --> 00:20:20,484
we might have done
something about it.
367
00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:22,653
I am Groot.
368
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,722
'Cause I got a strict
policy against helping
369
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,225
any waste product that
tries to waste me.
370
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:28,726
I am Groot!
371
00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:31,629
(SIGHS) Fine.
372
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,705
So how come a walking
sludge pile can tell you,
373
00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:43,608
"Whatever knows fear burns at
the touch of the Man-Thing,"
374
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:45,610
but he can't say, "Your
ship's sprung a leak"?
375
00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:48,179
I am Groot.
376
00:21:07,866 --> 00:21:09,500
ROCKET: (CHUCKLES)
You're welcome.
377
00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:13,371
Now that fiasco is over,
378
00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:15,139
I built you a new chair.
379
00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:17,808
Out of a fusion reactor?
380
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:21,479
Hey! There's that krutackin' moth that
crashed our ship in the first place!
381
00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:23,147
Oh, let him keep it.
382
00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:24,615
GROOT: I am Groot!
383
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:28,052
(GUARDIANS GROANING)
384
00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:29,620
Ho-ho!
385
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:32,957
The treacherous bug must pay!
386
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,992
(GUARDIANS GROANING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
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