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Duct tape is the stuff that binds the universe together. 14 00:00:47,181 --> 00:00:51,016 It's also the stuff whose weight binds us to Earth's gravity. 15 00:00:51,018 --> 00:00:52,251 We have to jettison it. 16 00:00:52,253 --> 00:00:54,186 My duct tape saves lives. 17 00:00:54,188 --> 00:00:56,188 You wanna chuck dead weight, how about... 18 00:00:56,190 --> 00:00:58,724 I don't know... Gamora's actual weights? 19 00:00:58,726 --> 00:01:00,859 My weights are vital to my training. 20 00:01:00,861 --> 00:01:02,861 And I've saved more lives than tape. 21 00:01:02,863 --> 00:01:03,896 Speaking of which... 22 00:01:07,141 --> 00:01:09,902 They don't even use these cassette tapes on your planet anymore, Quill. 23 00:01:09,904 --> 00:01:12,771 Why did you buy them? They were a bargain. 24 00:01:12,773 --> 00:01:15,541 None shall remove my corn dogs! 25 00:01:15,543 --> 00:01:17,843 Keep your paws off my duct tape! 26 00:01:17,845 --> 00:01:20,679 I am not giving up my synthpop gold collection! 27 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:22,214 I am Groot! 28 00:01:22,216 --> 00:01:24,750 ROCKET: What do you mean we're losing altitude? 29 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:28,287 DRAX: He means the ship is rapidly plummeting back to the planet's surface. 30 00:01:28,289 --> 00:01:31,223 I know what he means! PETER: Dump it! 31 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:32,691 ROCKET: All of it? 32 00:01:32,693 --> 00:01:36,095 Drax will have his corn dogs! 33 00:01:36,097 --> 00:01:37,696 (YELLS) 34 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:40,065 (GRUNTING) 35 00:01:40,067 --> 00:01:41,533 (GRUNTS) 36 00:01:43,703 --> 00:01:44,703 (GRUNTS) 37 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:50,275 Well, that's everything. Not quite. 38 00:01:53,913 --> 00:01:55,047 (NERVOUS CHUCKLE) 39 00:01:55,049 --> 00:01:57,316 PETER: Wait! Let me keep Men Without Hats! 40 00:01:57,318 --> 00:01:59,785 Who knew they had a second hit? 41 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:02,287 GAMORA: We're still losing altitude! 42 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:05,157 Come on, bud. You're gonna have to chuck your stuff, too. 43 00:02:05,159 --> 00:02:06,525 I am Groot. 44 00:02:08,995 --> 00:02:10,729 Hey, we all gotta make sacrifices. 45 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:14,566 I am Groot. 46 00:02:21,407 --> 00:02:22,641 (BEEPS) 47 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:24,243 (ENGINES POWER OFF) 48 00:02:26,246 --> 00:02:28,413 (ALL YELLING) 49 00:02:28,415 --> 00:02:31,583 If we survive this crash, will I have time to purchase more corn dogs? 50 00:02:43,930 --> 00:02:46,365 PETER: Star-Lord's Super-Awesome Adventure Log. 51 00:02:46,367 --> 00:02:50,202 Mission status: currently battling our worst enemy, gravity. 52 00:02:59,879 --> 00:03:01,480 Crash our ship, will ya? 53 00:03:01,482 --> 00:03:04,850 Yeah, you better run! Fly! Flutter! 54 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:07,352 Whatever the flarg you do! Traitor! 55 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:09,354 I am Groot. 56 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:11,857 Okay, I think we can all share the blame here. 57 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:14,126 We're a team effort. Rocket, fix the ship. 58 00:03:14,894 --> 00:03:16,361 (GRUNTS) 59 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:18,497 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) Yeah, about that. 60 00:03:18,499 --> 00:03:20,098 We're kind of short on parts. 61 00:03:21,401 --> 00:03:22,868 DRAX: We are also short on time. 62 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:25,003 The ship is sinking into the swamp. 63 00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:28,040 At this rate, we'll be completely submerged in a matter of hours. 64 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:30,075 (ALL YELL) (GRUNTS) 65 00:03:30,077 --> 00:03:32,177 Me and Groot can get started on repairs. 66 00:03:32,179 --> 00:03:35,214 The rest of you have to split up and find the parts I need. 67 00:03:35,216 --> 00:03:38,050 Gamora, get me a 300 micrometer frequency laser. 68 00:03:38,052 --> 00:03:39,551 Quill, I need a stuffed animal. 69 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:41,153 A krutackin' huge one. 70 00:03:41,155 --> 00:03:43,355 Wait. Wait, wait. That's a fake assignment. 71 00:03:43,357 --> 00:03:45,224 Every time we split up, 72 00:03:45,226 --> 00:03:47,346 you always make me get something you don't really need, 73 00:03:47,370 --> 00:03:49,661 and then you laugh about it later. It's real. 74 00:03:49,663 --> 00:03:52,564 Okay, so then why can't Drax get it, and I'll get his part? 75 00:03:53,366 --> 00:03:54,700 (CHUCKLES) 76 00:03:54,702 --> 00:03:56,735 (SIGHS) Fine. 77 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:58,470 But remember, you asked for it. 78 00:04:00,039 --> 00:04:02,007 (GUNFIRE) I changed my mind! I changed it! 79 00:04:02,009 --> 00:04:03,909 I want to get the stuffed animal! 80 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:06,778 (GUNFIRE CONTINUES) 81 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:09,681 Yo! Think fast! (GRUNTS) 82 00:04:09,683 --> 00:04:11,683 Okay, now think slow. (GRUNTS) 83 00:04:13,953 --> 00:04:15,287 (GRUNTS) 84 00:04:17,457 --> 00:04:18,523 (YELLS) 85 00:04:19,359 --> 00:04:22,027 (GRUNTS) Intruder! 86 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:27,065 Put down the fusion reactor and surrender to Modok! 87 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:29,101 (LAUGHING) 88 00:04:29,103 --> 00:04:30,936 Oh. Oh. 89 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:33,872 Seriously, dude? You've got baby arms and legs. 90 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:36,742 MODOK: Physical might is hardly necessary 91 00:04:36,744 --> 00:04:39,945 when one possesses the power of the mind. 92 00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:42,180 (GRUNTS) 93 00:04:43,883 --> 00:04:45,150 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 94 00:04:45,152 --> 00:04:46,618 (GRUNTING) 95 00:04:47,887 --> 00:04:50,656 (GROANS) 96 00:04:50,658 --> 00:04:53,659 Nice try, fathead, but... 97 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:56,228 (GRUNTS) 98 00:04:56,230 --> 00:04:59,064 (GROANS) 99 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:02,601 (SIGHS) Okay, chubby cheeks, now you're making me mad. 100 00:05:02,603 --> 00:05:05,103 Haven't you figured it out yet? 101 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:09,908 I have the power to destroy you with your own weapon. 102 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:11,977 Well, the joke's on you there, Mighty Melon. 103 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:14,613 Only I can control my Element Blaster. 104 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:17,816 But I can control your hand. 105 00:05:18,918 --> 00:05:20,419 (STRAINING) 106 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:24,823 Hey! Hey! All right, quit it, Jumbo Jowls. 107 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:27,759 The name is Modok! 108 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:31,463 And you will not interfere with my plans, whoever you are! 109 00:05:31,465 --> 00:05:33,065 (GRUNTING) 110 00:05:36,936 --> 00:05:41,473 Who's interfering? I just need to borrow your fusion reactor. 111 00:05:41,475 --> 00:05:46,178 Unfortunately for you, it is a key component for my stasis weapon. 112 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:56,188 Once I deploy the missile, 113 00:05:56,190 --> 00:06:00,325 all of humanity will be rendered completely immobile. 114 00:06:00,327 --> 00:06:04,529 Then Modok will reign supreme! 115 00:06:09,068 --> 00:06:10,068 (GRUNTS) 116 00:06:16,909 --> 00:06:17,909 Whoa! 117 00:06:25,752 --> 00:06:27,619 (STRAINING) 118 00:06:33,493 --> 00:06:37,496 Ah, the things I have to go through for one lousy, stupid fusion reactor! 119 00:06:41,868 --> 00:06:44,770 Oh, Rocket, you are so gonna owe me big-time. 120 00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:58,984 (ALARM BLARING) 121 00:06:59,886 --> 00:07:01,086 (GASPS) 122 00:07:06,692 --> 00:07:08,960 (GRUNTING) 123 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:13,131 (HUFFS) No one defeats Modok! 124 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:17,602 You hear me? No one! 125 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:20,806 If anyone asks, I'm saying I fought a 10-foot-tall dude 126 00:07:20,808 --> 00:07:23,241 who shoots flames out of his eyeballs. 127 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:25,010 (MUSIC PLAYING) 128 00:07:26,879 --> 00:07:28,880 I am Drax the Destroyer. 129 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:32,217 My chief engineer, Rocket, has charged me with a vital mission. 130 00:07:32,219 --> 00:07:34,986 To retrieve an essential component for the repair of our ship. 131 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:36,922 I do not know your crime, hairy earthling, 132 00:07:36,924 --> 00:07:38,924 but you must tell me where I may obtain a... 133 00:07:38,926 --> 00:07:40,959 "stuffed animal, period. (SNORTING) 134 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:43,295 "A krutackin' huge one, period." (GROWLING) 135 00:07:45,331 --> 00:07:47,766 You will give me the information I require. Speak! 136 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:50,535 (GROWLS AND ROARS) 137 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,774 (BELL DINGS) Very well. 138 00:07:55,776 --> 00:07:58,643 I will follow the sound of the bell, as you instruct. 139 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:00,645 (MUSIC PLAYING) (BELL DINGS) 140 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:04,282 Clearly, this place is a prison for dangerous criminals. 141 00:08:04,284 --> 00:08:07,352 Drax the Destroyer does not fear your devices of punishment. 142 00:08:07,354 --> 00:08:08,687 (BELL DINGS) 143 00:08:10,289 --> 00:08:12,591 Nor will I be impaled like these beasts of burden. 144 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:14,826 (BELL DINGS) 145 00:08:18,865 --> 00:08:20,665 Test your strength! 146 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:23,602 Ring the bell and win a prize! 147 00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:26,438 Step right up! Who's next? 148 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:30,775 Behold, my quarry, the stuffed animal! Ring the bell and win a prize! 149 00:08:30,777 --> 00:08:34,613 Test your strength! Ring the bell and win a prize! 150 00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:38,016 Drax the Destroyer will win, as I win at all things! 151 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,686 (GRUNTS) 152 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:42,721 (BELL DINGS) 153 00:08:45,558 --> 00:08:48,894 And the tattooed man wins a prize! 154 00:08:48,896 --> 00:08:49,961 (SQUEAKS) 155 00:08:51,898 --> 00:08:55,734 This does not qualify as "krutacking huge." 156 00:08:55,736 --> 00:08:58,203 If you wanna win one of our top-tier prizes, 157 00:08:58,205 --> 00:09:00,605 then you'll need to try your luck at one of our other contests 158 00:09:00,629 --> 00:09:02,028 of skills and strength. 159 00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:08,246 (SIGHS) Don't do it, pal. 160 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:09,714 We been trying to win our kids 161 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:12,918 a Princess Strawberry Rainbow Goldenhair all day. 162 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:14,653 It's hopeless. 163 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:16,936 Drax the Destroyer does not know the meaning of "hopeless," 164 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:19,891 nor the meaning of "Princess Strawberry Rainbow Goldenhair." 165 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:23,161 But I once had a young one much like yourselves. 166 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:27,499 And I swear on my honor that I will defeat the evil liquid containers for you. 167 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,067 (GASPS) 168 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:32,404 (GRUNTS) 169 00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:33,605 (YELLS) 170 00:09:34,006 --> 00:09:35,440 (GRUNTING) 171 00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:39,778 No! 172 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:41,680 (YELLS) 173 00:09:46,218 --> 00:09:48,353 You deceive innocents for profit! (GASPS) 174 00:09:48,355 --> 00:09:50,589 This entire operation could not be more evil 175 00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:52,223 if it was run by Thanos himself! 176 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:53,358 (GASPING) 177 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,393 It must be destroyed! 178 00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:58,096 These devices of punishment will stand no more! (ALL SCREAMING) 179 00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,531 (YELLS) 180 00:09:59,533 --> 00:10:00,799 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 181 00:10:05,705 --> 00:10:07,806 KIDS: Yay! (STUFFED ANIMALS SQUEAKING) 182 00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:11,476 Take my advice. Leave this horrible place and never return. 183 00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:14,379 I am Drax the Destroyer, and I have succeeded in my mission, 184 00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:17,048 as I succeed in all things. 185 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:19,684 (SCREAMING) (GROWLING) 186 00:10:22,221 --> 00:10:25,924 ROCKET: So, just as we're about to leave this stinking backwater planet, 187 00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:28,126 your krutackin' pet crashes our ship! 188 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,495 What kind of name is Butterfly? 189 00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:32,631 I don't see no butter on that thing. Ah! 190 00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:34,933 I am Groot. Ugh! 191 00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:38,403 I know I unclogged the valve, bark-brain. 192 00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:40,686 What are you still standing there for? Go start the engine. 193 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:43,575 (BEEPING) 194 00:10:45,177 --> 00:10:47,412 (GRUNTING) 195 00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:48,913 COMPUTER: System failure. 196 00:10:48,915 --> 00:10:51,816 Unidentified anomaly detected. (GRUNTS) 197 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,585 (ALARM BLARING) 198 00:10:55,921 --> 00:10:57,822 Huh? 199 00:10:57,824 --> 00:11:00,425 (GRUNTS) I am Groot? 200 00:11:06,098 --> 00:11:07,532 What, do you got sap in your ears? 201 00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:09,100 I told ya to start the engine. 202 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,808 How'd you get up here so fast? 203 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:19,010 I am Groot. 204 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,932 What do you mean you've been here the whole time? 205 00:11:20,956 --> 00:11:22,714 That's impossible. Unless... 206 00:11:23,282 --> 00:11:24,749 We got an intruder. 207 00:11:25,651 --> 00:11:27,719 (YELLS) Huh? 208 00:11:30,222 --> 00:11:31,856 I am Groot. 209 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:34,726 No, it ain't my overactive imagination. 210 00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:36,027 I'll prove it to ya! 211 00:11:41,967 --> 00:11:44,836 And don't just stand there. Help me look for it! 212 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:47,072 (SIGHS) I am Groot. 213 00:11:51,844 --> 00:11:53,111 (SQUEAKS) 214 00:12:02,321 --> 00:12:03,988 (BEEPS) 215 00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:05,557 I am Groot! 216 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:12,497 Groot! I told you it was... (GROWLING) 217 00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:14,833 Hey! What did you do to my bud? 218 00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:19,804 (GROWLING) 219 00:12:21,340 --> 00:12:24,175 (GROWLING CONTINUES) (GRUNTS) 220 00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:26,911 (GRUNTING) Ah! 221 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:32,951 (GROANING) 222 00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:35,019 Groot, you gotta help me, bud! 223 00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:36,621 That thing just fried my fur! 224 00:12:39,391 --> 00:12:41,926 (SIGHS) I am Groot. 225 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,496 It wasn't a joke. I swear! 226 00:12:47,066 --> 00:12:50,368 (BLOWS LANDING) ROCKET: All right, Mucky, you're going down! 227 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,103 (ROCKET YELLING) 228 00:12:53,139 --> 00:12:54,706 Huh. 229 00:12:54,708 --> 00:12:57,208 I am Groot. (CREATURE GROWLING) 230 00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:59,677 (STAMMERING) 231 00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:03,481 I am Groot! 232 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,984 Told ya it was real! Whoa! 233 00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:08,219 (BOTH GRUNTING) 234 00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:12,924 I am Groot. I am Groot! I am Groot! 235 00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:15,994 (SCREECHES) 236 00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:19,063 "Whatever knows fear burns at the touch of the Man-Thing"? 237 00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:21,166 Who said that? I am Groot! 238 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:23,001 I ain't afraid... (YELLS) 239 00:13:26,238 --> 00:13:29,474 (EXCLAIMS) Come and get me, ya walkin' wetland! 240 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,142 (EXCLAIMS) (BEEPS) 241 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,410 (LAUGHS) 242 00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:40,785 I am Groot? What are you talking about? 243 00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:42,921 This ship always had ejector seats. 244 00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:45,557 The explosives, I added those later. 245 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:52,463 I am Groot. I am Groot! 246 00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:54,699 ROCKET: Yeah, right. Very funny. 247 00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:59,270 Now who's got an overactive imagination? 248 00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:01,840 GAMORA: Rocket sent me to find a 300 micrometer frequency laser 249 00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:03,808 to repair the ship. 250 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:06,678 I knew the mission would be dangerous, but I never expected... 251 00:14:08,814 --> 00:14:09,948 This. 252 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:11,683 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 253 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:15,353 (CHILDREN CLAMORING) 254 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,955 (GASPS) (LAUGHS) 255 00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:19,958 (CLAMORING CONTINUES) 256 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,926 (ALL LAUGHING) (CAMERA CLICKS) 257 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,466 (BEEPING) 258 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,574 Guys, wait! Wait! 259 00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:39,577 Happy birthday, Smell-bert. 260 00:14:40,579 --> 00:14:42,180 (BEEPING) 261 00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:44,382 GAMORA: It reminded me of my training days under Thanos. 262 00:14:44,406 --> 00:14:45,839 (BOYS LAUGHING) 263 00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:48,653 That's awesome. 264 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:51,689 But even Thanos lacked the cruelty of these young humans. 265 00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:54,726 We rule! Laser tag champions! 266 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:57,829 (BEEPS) 300 micrometer frequency. 267 00:14:57,831 --> 00:14:59,097 Just what I'm looking for. 268 00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:02,934 Next round. I challenge you all. 269 00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:05,270 I win, I keep your weapon. 270 00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:08,940 What do we get if we win? 271 00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,341 Name it. 272 00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:12,210 How about... 273 00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:16,147 Albert has to do all our chores for the next six months? 274 00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:19,684 Mmm, no. No way. 275 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:22,553 Don't worry, kid. I got this. 276 00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,422 (CHUCKLES) Three against one? 277 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,790 You got a deal, lady. 278 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,263 (BELL RINGING) 279 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,699 (ALL YELLING) 280 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:36,534 What... 281 00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:43,474 (GRUNTING) 282 00:15:44,476 --> 00:15:45,610 (GASPS) 283 00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:47,512 (BEEPS) 284 00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:52,650 Oh, that was awesome! 285 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:55,753 Can you help me win the next round? Please? 286 00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:57,956 I don't have time for games, child. 287 00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:00,925 But... But it's my birthday party, 288 00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:03,361 and my brothers have been ganging up on me all day. 289 00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:08,766 I know what it's like to be tormented by my siblings. 290 00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:11,803 I won't help you, but I will train you. 291 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:12,971 (GASPS) 292 00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:16,908 (PANTING) (GRUNTS) 293 00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:17,910 (GROANS) 294 00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:20,511 (BEEPING) 295 00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:23,181 (GRUNTING) 296 00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:24,349 (BEEPING) (YELLS) 297 00:16:25,184 --> 00:16:27,318 (STRAINING) 298 00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:32,924 (GRUNTING) 299 00:16:35,527 --> 00:16:36,861 (GROANS) 300 00:16:37,796 --> 00:16:39,831 (GRUNTS) 301 00:16:40,866 --> 00:16:42,300 (PANTING) 302 00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:44,202 (LAUGHS) 303 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,371 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 304 00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:48,473 (GRUNTS) 305 00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:50,308 (BEEPING) (GRUNTING) 306 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:51,676 Ha! 307 00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:54,412 (PANTING) Yeah! 308 00:16:57,116 --> 00:16:58,549 (LAUGHS) 309 00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:12,864 Remember, it's not laser tag, it's laser war. 310 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:18,703 (BELL RINGING) 311 00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:21,706 Whoa! (GRUNTS) 312 00:17:22,674 --> 00:17:23,875 (GRUNTS) 313 00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,109 (GRUNTS) 314 00:17:26,845 --> 00:17:27,945 (GRUNTS) 315 00:17:29,014 --> 00:17:30,648 (PANTING) 316 00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:32,817 (YELLING) 317 00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:36,654 (EXCLAIMS) (LAUGHS) 318 00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:39,824 (GRUNTS) 319 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,494 (BEEPING) 320 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,630 (LAUGHS) I did it! 321 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,435 I beat all my brothers! 322 00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:52,670 Oh, thank you so much, Miss... 323 00:17:54,673 --> 00:17:56,240 Miss? 324 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,576 (KIDS CLAMORING) 325 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,614 GAMORA: Maybe I should've stuck around for the kid. 326 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:07,885 But a righted wrong and a job well done are all the thanks I need. 327 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:10,988 Besides, my efforts didn't go entirely unrewarded. 328 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,133 PETER: Here they are, Rocket. 329 00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:25,369 Every part you and Groot need to fix the ship and get us out of this swamp. 330 00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:28,272 Wasn't easy, but we got 'em. I disagree. 331 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,274 Obtaining this component was quite simple. (SQUEAKS) 332 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,076 Yeah, what happened to you? 333 00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:34,479 I don't want to talk about it. 334 00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:36,414 The real question is, what happened to my ship? 335 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,716 I am Groot. 336 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,198 I don't want to talk about it neither. 337 00:18:40,222 --> 00:18:41,652 Oh, and it ain't your ship. 338 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,020 (RUMBLING) (ALL EXCLAIM) 339 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,494 (SQUEAKS) (ALL YELL) 340 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,499 (GROWLING) 341 00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:57,735 I am Groot? 342 00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:00,171 I don't know. I thought we blew up that plant monster. 343 00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:01,906 "Plant monster"? 344 00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:03,808 I said I don't wanna talk about it! 345 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:06,777 Okay, man. What did you do to tick this thing off? 346 00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:08,846 He's Rocket. It doesn't take much. 347 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:11,649 You two get the engine fixed. We'll hold off Booger-Saurus. 348 00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:17,655 (RUMBLING) 349 00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:21,159 (GRUNTING) 350 00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:23,494 (GRUNTING) 351 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:25,663 (SQUEAKS) 352 00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:30,835 Ha! This stuffing will make perfect insulation for the laser. 353 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,436 I am Groot? 354 00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:34,472 Nah, I never needed that fusion reactor. 355 00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:37,708 (CHUCKLES) Quill falls for it every time. 356 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,277 (ENGINE WHIRRING) Huh? 357 00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:45,750 Yes! That must be the fusion reactor. Let's go. 358 00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:50,521 (GROWLING) 359 00:19:59,831 --> 00:20:01,632 (GROWLS) 360 00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:05,570 Dude, where's my chair? 361 00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:07,638 I kind of blew it up. Long story. 362 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,840 I am Groot. I am Groot! 363 00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:11,475 Oh, now what? 364 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,881 ROCKET: Well, if Fertilizer Face just told us 365 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,883 we were polluting his home instead of attacking us, 366 00:20:18,907 --> 00:20:20,484 we might have done something about it. 367 00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:22,653 I am Groot. 368 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,722 'Cause I got a strict policy against helping 369 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,225 any waste product that tries to waste me. 370 00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:28,726 I am Groot! 371 00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:31,629 (SIGHS) Fine. 372 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,705 So how come a walking sludge pile can tell you, 373 00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:43,608 "Whatever knows fear burns at the touch of the Man-Thing," 374 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:45,610 but he can't say, "Your ship's sprung a leak"? 375 00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:48,179 I am Groot. 376 00:21:07,866 --> 00:21:09,500 ROCKET: (CHUCKLES) You're welcome. 377 00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:13,371 Now that fiasco is over, 378 00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:15,139 I built you a new chair. 379 00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:17,808 Out of a fusion reactor? 380 00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:21,479 Hey! There's that krutackin' moth that crashed our ship in the first place! 381 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:23,147 Oh, let him keep it. 382 00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:24,615 GROOT: I am Groot! 383 00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:28,052 (GUARDIANS GROANING) 384 00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:29,620 Ho-ho! 385 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:32,957 The treacherous bug must pay! 386 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,992 (GUARDIANS GROANING) (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 26809

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