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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:41,492 --> 00:00:42,492 - Yes? - Yep. 2 00:00:43,112 --> 00:00:44,897 Action. 3 00:00:45,029 --> 00:00:48,080 Okay, well through here we have Camelot... 4 00:00:48,118 --> 00:00:51,200 As you can see it may not be Buckingham Palace, 5 00:00:51,304 --> 00:00:54,490 but you'll certainly find lots of Kings inside. 6 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:57,170 If you'd like to come through here you can see our... 7 00:00:57,200 --> 00:01:00,152 fantastic entrance hall and 8 00:01:00,500 --> 00:01:04,856 in here, yes indeed, is the Queen of Camelot. 9 00:01:05,136 --> 00:01:07,964 It is our very own sandwich cutter royal. 10 00:01:08,655 --> 00:01:11,730 - Where did you get that from, darling? - Dad bought it for me. 11 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:13,855 Uh, just to replace the other one, we did talk about it. 12 00:01:13,911 --> 00:01:15,815 Yes, you, no! You went for a camera. 13 00:01:15,845 --> 00:01:18,053 - A camera! - It is a camera. 14 00:01:18,093 --> 00:01:20,230 Honestly! Give me your wallet. 15 00:01:20,293 --> 00:01:21,725 Give it over. 16 00:01:22,147 --> 00:01:24,676 You know what, if you went out for a pint of milk you'd come back with a cow. 17 00:01:24,706 --> 00:01:25,909 What are you doing? 18 00:01:25,943 --> 00:01:27,502 - Just in case. Yes. - No! 19 00:01:27,532 --> 00:01:29,804 - Until we make sure. - We are sure. 20 00:01:29,858 --> 00:01:31,924 I'm sorry, love, 21 00:01:31,954 --> 00:01:33,381 I don't think she was that bothered. 22 00:01:33,415 --> 00:01:36,106 - She ran away screaming. - Where did Wurzel get this from? 23 00:01:36,151 --> 00:01:37,151 Uh, none of your business. 24 00:01:37,181 --> 00:01:39,643 Video camera, to replace the other one. 25 00:01:39,750 --> 00:01:42,213 - So me and your mum have memories to... - Move your ugly face out of my screen. 26 00:01:42,265 --> 00:01:43,605 - look back on when we're old and senile. - You'll crack it. 27 00:01:43,676 --> 00:01:45,688 Do you fancy jumping on my computer so I can get an upgrade as well? 28 00:01:45,799 --> 00:01:47,824 Uh, I'll just remind you that if you hadn't been acting the goat, 29 00:01:47,856 --> 00:01:50,253 I'd never have stood on the camera in the first place. 30 00:01:50,283 --> 00:01:51,808 - Yeah, my fault as usual - Just get out of my way. 31 00:01:51,839 --> 00:01:53,789 I thought you were going to move these brochures? 32 00:01:53,918 --> 00:01:54,918 Mum! 33 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,629 Judith, don't be selfish, let him have a turn. 34 00:01:57,570 --> 00:01:58,570 Get stuffed! 35 00:02:01,174 --> 00:02:03,915 Urgh, look at the pair on that! 36 00:02:04,002 --> 00:02:05,548 - Oi! - Hey, hey, hey! 37 00:02:05,602 --> 00:02:06,650 Bom-didi-bom-bom! Bom-didi-bom-bom! 38 00:02:06,689 --> 00:02:08,507 - Dad! - Hey, what are you doing?! 39 00:02:14,848 --> 00:02:16,098 This is my room. 40 00:02:18,962 --> 00:02:20,905 Oh, these are my photos. 41 00:02:21,646 --> 00:02:24,851 I do most of them at the park, that's one of my favourites. 42 00:02:27,874 --> 00:02:30,132 That's my throne, as dad likes to call it. 43 00:02:36,654 --> 00:02:37,668 A shell. 44 00:02:41,892 --> 00:02:46,562 Ha, Mr Miller, scrubbing his animals. 45 00:02:46,595 --> 00:02:48,195 The birds shit on them. 46 00:02:53,317 --> 00:02:56,455 That's Darren, don't know why I've still got him. 47 00:03:00,688 --> 00:03:01,782 And that's... 48 00:03:04,594 --> 00:03:05,594 You. 49 00:03:17,021 --> 00:03:18,110 Camera... 50 00:03:20,150 --> 00:03:22,050 Meet Claire. 51 00:03:24,875 --> 00:03:25,875 Judith? 52 00:03:29,632 --> 00:03:30,662 Come on, Angel! 53 00:03:36,588 --> 00:03:37,588 Come on, Angel... 54 00:03:43,191 --> 00:03:44,846 Pull the boa constrictor. 55 00:03:47,993 --> 00:03:49,646 Makes you look like a model. 56 00:03:51,590 --> 00:03:53,211 8 hours in make-up. 57 00:03:53,758 --> 00:03:56,667 Yep, and what am I supposed to be filming? 58 00:03:57,105 --> 00:04:00,523 - Just point it out of that window, there. - That one there. 59 00:04:00,571 --> 00:04:01,727 To film... 60 00:04:01,936 --> 00:04:03,034 - That. - That? 61 00:04:03,095 --> 00:04:04,645 007 looks a bit lost! 62 00:04:08,060 --> 00:04:09,107 So... 63 00:04:09,198 --> 00:04:11,432 How do you two feel about living in a house like this then? 64 00:04:11,484 --> 00:04:13,853 If your dad gets his promotion. 65 00:04:14,729 --> 00:04:15,917 Really? 66 00:04:17,099 --> 00:04:18,488 Yeah, wicked. 67 00:04:19,391 --> 00:04:20,391 Angel? 68 00:04:23,052 --> 00:04:24,967 But, what's wrong with where we live now? 69 00:04:27,079 --> 00:04:28,623 What's wrong with it? 70 00:04:28,653 --> 00:04:29,837 Wayne... 71 00:04:31,621 --> 00:04:32,970 What about that for a view, eh? 72 00:04:36,933 --> 00:04:39,447 We'll get these swimming lessons finally sorted for you, aren't we, eh? 73 00:04:39,543 --> 00:04:41,264 There's no point in having the North Sea in your back garden... 74 00:04:41,294 --> 00:04:42,931 if you're afraid of water, is there? 75 00:04:44,243 --> 00:04:47,666 Our mermaid, eh? In her element. 76 00:04:50,710 --> 00:04:51,710 Dad... 77 00:04:52,643 --> 00:04:53,816 Do we have to move? 78 00:04:53,883 --> 00:04:55,425 I thought you'd be happy, Angel. 79 00:04:55,484 --> 00:04:56,892 Yeah, but... 80 00:04:57,209 --> 00:04:58,209 But? 81 00:04:58,750 --> 00:05:00,759 Come on, your troubles are my troubles remember? 82 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:02,919 Double-O dad, trouble shooter. 83 00:05:03,791 --> 00:05:04,891 It's just... 84 00:05:07,239 --> 00:05:08,239 Nothing. 85 00:05:08,269 --> 00:05:10,632 Honestly, Angel, you're going to love it. 86 00:05:15,279 --> 00:05:17,414 Don't drown, any of you. 87 00:05:23,295 --> 00:05:24,899 - Give it here. - Err, no. 88 00:05:24,989 --> 00:05:25,989 Err, yeah. 89 00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:27,164 Err, no! 90 00:05:27,235 --> 00:05:28,485 Get off me! 91 00:05:29,170 --> 00:05:30,326 Fuck off! 92 00:05:30,475 --> 00:05:31,754 Watch out for the sha- 93 00:05:39,910 --> 00:05:41,838 This is fantastic, isn't it? 94 00:05:42,091 --> 00:05:44,462 This isn't going to be another Croatian timeshare, is it? 95 00:05:44,565 --> 00:05:46,407 Oh, like you mean the one with no roof so we can... 96 00:05:46,570 --> 00:05:48,160 - See the stars! - See the stars! 97 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:50,018 Oh, I don't know, darling. 98 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:52,686 It would be brilliant, wouldn't it, if he got this promotion but, 99 00:05:52,733 --> 00:05:54,800 you know your dad and his dreams. 100 00:05:54,965 --> 00:05:56,119 What are you two laughing at? 101 00:05:56,696 --> 00:05:58,458 Oh, you're looking at him, I know. 102 00:06:01,770 --> 00:06:02,868 Alright, where's this picnic then? 103 00:06:03,703 --> 00:06:04,703 It's coming, 104 00:06:04,733 --> 00:06:05,947 it's coming, it's coming! 105 00:06:07,549 --> 00:06:10,016 I just want to get one more shot of the house. 106 00:06:10,665 --> 00:06:12,761 Anyway, you can't talk about wasting tape. 107 00:06:12,791 --> 00:06:15,107 It wasn't me alright, he left it on. 108 00:06:15,152 --> 00:06:16,840 Me? She won't let me touch it. 109 00:06:16,946 --> 00:06:18,321 - Alright, alright. - It's easy, Prudith, 110 00:06:18,351 --> 00:06:19,929 - it's the button on the back. - Anyway, I've re-wound it back to... 111 00:06:19,959 --> 00:06:21,004 - the beginning of the picnic. - Like you'd know. 112 00:06:24,103 --> 00:06:25,103 Morning. 113 00:06:29,386 --> 00:06:31,099 We went to see a new house yesterday. 114 00:06:32,963 --> 00:06:34,405 We're thinking of moving. 115 00:06:36,402 --> 00:06:37,606 I can't believe it. 116 00:06:37,715 --> 00:06:39,492 As soon as you move in they're... 117 00:06:39,695 --> 00:06:40,695 - Hey, Jude. - Oh, hi, Ray. 118 00:06:40,750 --> 00:06:41,910 What are you filming? 119 00:06:42,024 --> 00:06:43,794 Oh, I thought I saw a squirrel. 120 00:06:43,899 --> 00:06:45,051 Really? Huh. 121 00:06:45,981 --> 00:06:47,731 Anyway, make sure you get my best side. 122 00:06:49,678 --> 00:06:51,847 That's Ray, dad's mate from work. 123 00:06:51,928 --> 00:06:54,766 Are you just about done, guys, because you need to give me a lift to work. 124 00:06:54,827 --> 00:06:56,996 Sorry, love, I completely lost track of the time. 125 00:06:57,087 --> 00:07:00,887 - Had enough of bed pans, eh? - Oh, you know, another day another incontinence bag. 126 00:07:01,887 --> 00:07:03,399 That's an image I'll take with me. 127 00:07:05,463 --> 00:07:07,775 Right, you need to be over here, okay, if you stand next to the table for us. 128 00:07:07,859 --> 00:07:09,521 Look, Joe, you can film it. 129 00:07:09,551 --> 00:07:11,484 - Oh, why? - Because I don't feel like it. 130 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:13,729 - She's a waste of tape. - Oh, what's the matter with you? 131 00:07:13,759 --> 00:07:15,836 - Smile, Moodith. - Come on, leave her alone. 132 00:07:16,296 --> 00:07:18,787 Um, stand next to the table. 133 00:07:29,150 --> 00:07:30,265 He's coming. 134 00:07:30,438 --> 00:07:31,438 Hello? 135 00:07:32,961 --> 00:07:33,961 Surprise! 136 00:07:35,059 --> 00:07:36,863 Wow, look at that! 137 00:07:37,897 --> 00:07:38,897 Well? 138 00:07:39,093 --> 00:07:41,029 Ah well, you know... 139 00:07:41,475 --> 00:07:44,060 Oh, fuck. Not again. 140 00:07:44,090 --> 00:07:45,884 Oh, you're talking about the promotion? 141 00:07:45,945 --> 00:07:48,428 Oh well, uh, I got that. 142 00:07:49,768 --> 00:07:51,511 - Really? - Promised, didn't I? 143 00:07:51,621 --> 00:07:52,685 Oh, you... 144 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:53,880 Yes! 145 00:07:56,571 --> 00:07:58,293 Oh, you little smasher! 146 00:07:59,251 --> 00:08:00,684 Piss off! 147 00:08:01,716 --> 00:08:04,194 Fantastic! That's so good. 148 00:08:04,330 --> 00:08:06,172 So we're, we're really moving then? 149 00:08:06,244 --> 00:08:08,774 Too right we are, we're going to put that offer in first thing in the morning. 150 00:08:08,804 --> 00:08:10,388 Oh, wow! 151 00:08:11,327 --> 00:08:13,476 Try not to look too happy about it, Judith. 152 00:08:13,547 --> 00:08:15,898 I am happy alright, I'm happy. 153 00:08:16,994 --> 00:08:18,194 Well done, dad. 154 00:08:19,265 --> 00:08:20,557 Catch it, catch it, catch it. 155 00:08:21,963 --> 00:08:23,489 Oh, steady on, Joe. 156 00:08:25,590 --> 00:08:26,907 Some for you... 157 00:08:28,104 --> 00:08:29,519 Some for you... 158 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:33,032 Oh, this is just so brilliant. 159 00:08:33,483 --> 00:08:35,533 I think we should have a toast. 160 00:08:36,430 --> 00:08:37,512 No more bed pans. 161 00:08:37,542 --> 00:08:39,073 To parties on the beach! 162 00:08:39,675 --> 00:08:40,678 And to the new... 163 00:08:40,708 --> 00:08:41,731 - Area manager. - Area manager. 164 00:08:41,761 --> 00:08:42,840 To infinity... 165 00:08:42,899 --> 00:08:45,834 - And beyond! - And beyond! 166 00:08:46,153 --> 00:08:48,324 Can't you give me a better clue? 167 00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:50,055 What am I looking for? 168 00:08:50,126 --> 00:08:51,342 It's not a video is it! 169 00:08:51,379 --> 00:08:52,842 - Well I don't know, might be! - Well it's not. 170 00:08:52,872 --> 00:08:55,787 She's had that camera, she could have been videoing all my best comedy moments. 171 00:08:55,817 --> 00:08:58,336 You're not warm enough here. You're warm, but you're not hot. You need to get hotter. 172 00:08:58,366 --> 00:09:00,131 - Warm but not hot... - Little bit hotter. 173 00:09:03,253 --> 00:09:06,509 There's a little interloper, isn't there? In the vicinity. 174 00:09:06,539 --> 00:09:07,539 Moving in... 175 00:09:09,932 --> 00:09:11,688 Who has been... 176 00:09:14,479 --> 00:09:17,468 sneaking things into my comedy collection? 177 00:09:20,199 --> 00:09:21,199 Oh well... 178 00:09:24,827 --> 00:09:27,654 Yeah, a pair of second hand glasses for your blind old dad. 179 00:09:27,836 --> 00:09:30,435 - We didn't have that much money. - They're not just any old glasses. 180 00:09:31,057 --> 00:09:32,149 I know whose they are, love. 181 00:09:34,897 --> 00:09:36,167 Where did you find them? 182 00:09:36,321 --> 00:09:37,388 On the internet. 183 00:09:37,747 --> 00:09:38,847 Yeah look... 184 00:09:39,571 --> 00:09:41,485 Look at the certificate. 185 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:44,387 Eric Morecambe. 186 00:09:45,554 --> 00:09:46,754 Comedy greats. 187 00:09:49,035 --> 00:09:52,357 Little Ern, little Ern... What do you think of the show so far? 188 00:09:52,430 --> 00:09:53,970 - Rubbish! - Rubbish! 189 00:09:55,048 --> 00:09:56,645 That was good, dad. 190 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:01,988 It's all... 191 00:10:04,389 --> 00:10:05,735 It's all perfect. 192 00:10:09,398 --> 00:10:10,398 Sorry... 193 00:10:15,065 --> 00:10:16,065 Darling... 194 00:10:18,775 --> 00:10:20,253 You soft sausage. 195 00:10:20,283 --> 00:10:21,548 I'm sorry. 196 00:10:26,108 --> 00:10:27,517 Get on with it. 197 00:10:27,547 --> 00:10:31,006 I've put a little list on the pin board, alright? Of things you'll be able to do today. 198 00:10:31,036 --> 00:10:33,993 Do something about the hole in the garden. 199 00:10:34,349 --> 00:10:37,067 And you are going to ring the mortgage people. 200 00:10:37,455 --> 00:10:40,509 And I am going to ring the schools when I get back from work. 201 00:10:40,539 --> 00:10:42,730 And then we should be... 202 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,092 Here's dad, doing his trick, 203 00:10:44,175 --> 00:10:45,649 - for the millionth time. - Mortgage? 204 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:47,184 You're listening to me, aren't you? 205 00:10:48,014 --> 00:10:49,835 Yes, my sweetheart, every word. 206 00:10:50,313 --> 00:10:53,572 No I was, you said do the pond and... your list. 207 00:10:53,784 --> 00:10:55,559 You see, you don't pay any attention, do you? 208 00:10:55,611 --> 00:10:58,414 - What? - Pond? It's been like that for a year, Andy! 209 00:10:58,444 --> 00:11:01,470 It's not been a year at all, it's been 9 months if that. 210 00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:02,785 - We've had a lot of rain. - Pond. 211 00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:05,014 You can't disturb the topsoil when it's raining, everybody knows that. 212 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:08,792 Oh I remember, the Great Yorkshire Monsoon kept everybody inside for months. 213 00:11:10,227 --> 00:11:11,311 Never mind, 214 00:11:11,348 --> 00:11:12,864 it'll be gone tomorrow - Alakazam! 215 00:11:13,856 --> 00:11:16,253 Good. Now, stop faffing about please... 216 00:11:16,283 --> 00:11:18,449 - Hey! - and let's get inside and get on. 217 00:11:18,507 --> 00:11:21,323 - Tommy Cooper doesn't have these problems. - And you, put your eyes back in. 218 00:11:21,851 --> 00:11:23,383 The birds will have them. 219 00:11:25,484 --> 00:11:26,960 Stop ogling the bouncing neighbour. 220 00:11:27,014 --> 00:11:28,014 I'm not. 221 00:11:28,214 --> 00:11:31,844 Honestly, love, girls prefer it if you're not quite so obvious. 222 00:11:31,874 --> 00:11:33,489 - Don't we, Judith? - It's gross. 223 00:11:34,657 --> 00:11:36,007 Nice spot, Judith. 224 00:11:47,178 --> 00:11:48,178 Hello? 225 00:11:50,197 --> 00:11:51,197 Hello? 226 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:57,054 - Hey, you alright? - You alright? 227 00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:58,875 You know, if you wanted to come round you could have just asked. 228 00:11:58,964 --> 00:12:00,499 I'm just getting my ball. 229 00:12:01,744 --> 00:12:03,084 - Getting good. - Thanks. 230 00:12:03,114 --> 00:12:05,865 I'll get you that CD you wanted - DJ Joe's Ibiza Mix. 231 00:12:05,941 --> 00:12:08,232 It's fine honestly, I've got to go anyway. 232 00:12:08,262 --> 00:12:10,560 I've got loads so you can have it any time you want, know what I mean? 233 00:12:10,616 --> 00:12:12,330 I'll get it later, I've got to go. 234 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:13,360 Well. 235 00:12:13,504 --> 00:12:15,204 Give us a call, text me. 236 00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:16,317 What are you doing? 237 00:12:16,347 --> 00:12:17,485 Just a joke. 238 00:12:18,559 --> 00:12:20,243 Her sense of humour is a cracker. 239 00:12:20,288 --> 00:12:22,706 She's agoraphobic, we're saving up for a rabbit hutch. 240 00:12:23,113 --> 00:12:24,868 - Really gotta go. - Alright then. 241 00:12:24,923 --> 00:12:26,108 - See ya. - See ya. 242 00:12:28,229 --> 00:12:30,256 Try better next time, Judith, someone might laugh. 243 00:12:31,588 --> 00:12:33,083 Fuck off, geek. 244 00:12:42,661 --> 00:12:43,661 Hi. 245 00:12:48,779 --> 00:12:49,779 Hey. 246 00:12:59,429 --> 00:13:00,673 Oh, hi! 247 00:13:04,060 --> 00:13:05,060 Hiya! 248 00:13:10,101 --> 00:13:11,101 Oh, hi! 249 00:13:14,292 --> 00:13:16,392 Let's see how stupid this looks. 250 00:13:18,730 --> 00:13:20,430 Well don't just dive in! 251 00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:23,107 Is that tea or coffee? 252 00:13:25,063 --> 00:13:27,360 I spy with my little eye... 253 00:13:27,756 --> 00:13:29,986 Joe smoking in the garden. 254 00:13:30,556 --> 00:13:32,487 Dad would kill him if he knew. 255 00:13:33,202 --> 00:13:35,492 Hey, maybe I can blackmail him. 256 00:13:35,881 --> 00:13:38,197 That'll teach him to embarrass me in front of you. 257 00:13:39,299 --> 00:13:41,342 Welcome to night vision, Joe. 258 00:13:44,903 --> 00:13:45,903 Dad? 259 00:13:51,707 --> 00:13:54,249 Go, go, go. Right, you filming? Are you filming? 260 00:13:54,314 --> 00:13:55,790 - Yeah, yeah I am. - Right, okay. 261 00:13:55,820 --> 00:13:57,059 But you know she's never gonna go for this. 262 00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:58,635 No she will, believe me, just believe me. 263 00:13:59,070 --> 00:14:00,075 Right. 264 00:14:00,421 --> 00:14:03,040 Okay, so, here we are at the Kings', 265 00:14:03,070 --> 00:14:06,320 and we've got a bit of a surprise for Miss Sheila King. 266 00:14:06,358 --> 00:14:09,464 Because what we know that you know that she doesn't know, is... 267 00:14:10,061 --> 00:14:13,868 we've got one hell of a surprise for her this afternoon. So follow me! 268 00:14:15,940 --> 00:14:18,604 Excuse me, love, what's going on? 269 00:14:18,718 --> 00:14:20,443 Special delivery, Missus. 270 00:14:20,544 --> 00:14:21,647 What sort of delivery? 271 00:14:21,747 --> 00:14:23,690 - Special delivery. - Dead convincing. 272 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,706 No, I'm sorry, love, I think you must have come to the wrong house. 273 00:14:25,804 --> 00:14:27,957 - No, we've err - - Mrs Sheila King, yes, 274 00:14:27,987 --> 00:14:30,771 your husband has arranged a surprise for you this afternoon! 275 00:14:30,801 --> 00:14:32,083 Thank you very much, Stu! 276 00:14:32,125 --> 00:14:34,019 It's you, isn't it? The man off the telly! 277 00:14:34,092 --> 00:14:36,628 - Well... - Oh gosh, am I on the telly now? 278 00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:40,625 - There we go - look and smile. - My husband's going to be so upset. 279 00:14:40,717 --> 00:14:43,817 Well, I've got a surprise for you because in fact, 280 00:14:44,148 --> 00:14:45,368 I am your husband! 281 00:14:46,354 --> 00:14:47,504 What a shock! 282 00:14:48,390 --> 00:14:50,336 Right, come this way. No, straight through. 283 00:14:50,421 --> 00:14:53,294 - What's that noise in our garden? - You'll find out soon enough, come on. 284 00:14:53,580 --> 00:14:54,838 Through we go. 285 00:14:54,903 --> 00:14:57,640 Excuse me, gentlemen, coming through, coming through, this way. 286 00:14:57,711 --> 00:14:58,755 - Oh, what's going on? - Quickly, Judith, because I want... 287 00:14:58,807 --> 00:14:59,937 - you to get your mum's face as she... - Okay, yeah. 288 00:14:59,980 --> 00:15:01,813 - What's going on? - Right, into the back. 289 00:15:02,114 --> 00:15:03,602 Yes. Judith, come on. 290 00:15:03,677 --> 00:15:04,856 - I am! - Right. 291 00:15:04,931 --> 00:15:06,273 - Oh my God! - Dad! 292 00:15:06,303 --> 00:15:07,830 - Oh my God! - Here we go! 293 00:15:07,877 --> 00:15:09,505 What are you doing? 294 00:15:09,958 --> 00:15:12,716 You're supposed to be filling it in! 295 00:15:13,274 --> 00:15:15,923 - What are you doing? - Sweetheart, I... 296 00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:19,427 Get out of there! Get out of there now, you stupid idiot. 297 00:15:19,457 --> 00:15:22,866 - Get off! - Sweetheart, I had a complete brainwave. 298 00:15:22,909 --> 00:15:25,214 I don't know what you think you're doing, but I don't want any of this stuff in here. 299 00:15:25,244 --> 00:15:26,449 - Just take it out. - Judith, come over here. 300 00:15:26,482 --> 00:15:27,811 - A complete brainwave this morning. - Take it out. 301 00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:29,833 - I went to get the topsoil... - Look at my garden! 302 00:15:29,863 --> 00:15:31,477 to fill in the pond. 303 00:15:31,528 --> 00:15:34,153 - And while I was there I had a genius idea. - Look at this! 304 00:15:34,457 --> 00:15:37,842 Instead of filling it in, let's make it bigger. 305 00:15:37,984 --> 00:15:41,719 It'll add 20 grand on the value of the house because we will have... 306 00:15:41,749 --> 00:15:43,801 A pool! 307 00:15:44,979 --> 00:15:49,290 Have you completely lost it? We are selling the house. 308 00:15:49,357 --> 00:15:52,491 Exactly, and this way we can whack the price up! 309 00:15:52,602 --> 00:15:55,672 - Dad, I told you this would happen. - It'll only take us a fortnight. 310 00:15:56,082 --> 00:15:57,516 I've got buyers coming. 311 00:15:57,769 --> 00:15:58,782 What are we going to do? 312 00:15:58,854 --> 00:16:01,268 What are we going to say when they see all this lot? 313 00:16:01,431 --> 00:16:03,502 - Well it's fine, it's fine. - Dad! 314 00:16:03,578 --> 00:16:04,914 They'll be able to use their imagination. 315 00:16:04,957 --> 00:16:06,917 - Will you get out of there! - And we'll be able to show them... 316 00:16:06,947 --> 00:16:08,566 the brochure, can't we? 317 00:16:10,983 --> 00:16:12,321 - Look. Just - - Dad, 318 00:16:12,383 --> 00:16:14,044 I told you this would happen, can I... 319 00:16:14,210 --> 00:16:17,700 I can't believe you've done all this and you didn't even ask me. 320 00:16:18,967 --> 00:16:21,204 Your daughter's terrified of water! 321 00:16:21,296 --> 00:16:24,180 - She's fine with it, aren't you, Angel? - I'm not bothered. 322 00:16:24,226 --> 00:16:27,454 Anyway, that's not the point. The point is that we'll get to move. 323 00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:28,875 - Can you stop bringing stuff in! - Come over here. 324 00:16:28,973 --> 00:16:30,680 Get your mum's face. 325 00:16:30,959 --> 00:16:34,009 We'll get to move quicker. That's the whole point. 326 00:16:34,276 --> 00:16:35,326 You know... 327 00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:38,635 Alright then, okay, it's old Eden stock, we can send it back... 328 00:16:38,672 --> 00:16:39,985 - Yes. - if that's what you want. 329 00:16:40,059 --> 00:16:43,668 - Yes, do that, just get it all taken back. - I just wish you'd be practical. 330 00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:44,752 Me? 331 00:16:45,611 --> 00:16:49,488 I want you to hold it still for a minute while I just... 332 00:16:49,723 --> 00:16:51,396 Do you know where you're going? 334 00:16:57,882 --> 00:16:58,882 Get off. 335 00:17:00,101 --> 00:17:02,897 - That's it, there. - Angel, sorry, Joe! 336 00:17:04,207 --> 00:17:05,874 Just put it on the ground. 337 00:17:06,490 --> 00:17:07,917 The measure, thank you. 338 00:17:08,456 --> 00:17:10,668 DJ Joe on the microphone! 339 00:17:12,244 --> 00:17:14,494 And here we go! All the way round! 340 00:17:14,530 --> 00:17:15,774 - All the way round! - You've missed it! 341 00:17:15,836 --> 00:17:18,028 Oh, we've missed one! We've missed two! 342 00:17:39,006 --> 00:17:40,332 Hiya, Ray! 343 00:17:40,508 --> 00:17:42,748 - Look who it is! - Come in, sweetheart. 344 00:17:42,808 --> 00:17:44,569 Sorry to intrude, but I... 345 00:17:44,742 --> 00:17:46,879 Well, I heard you from the outside and I've been trying to call you. 346 00:17:46,909 --> 00:17:49,478 Yeah, my mobile's been on the blink and then the... 347 00:17:49,689 --> 00:17:52,509 portable decided to commit suicide when you phoned this afternoon. 348 00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:53,706 - But, let's go in and we'll have... - Look at you, 349 00:17:53,736 --> 00:17:54,812 - a bit of a chat, shall we? - are they new threads? 350 00:17:54,842 --> 00:17:55,920 Well, yeah they are. 351 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,477 You haven't been hiking up your commissions, have you? Cos... 352 00:17:57,507 --> 00:17:59,640 - Andy'll have something to say to you. - Yeah, he's Mr Successful now. 353 00:17:59,926 --> 00:18:03,130 Hang on a minute, give him a chance to have a drink, you'll have a G and T, won't you? 354 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:04,641 Yeah, we can have one in the kitchen. Come through. 355 00:18:04,671 --> 00:18:06,335 You wait there, I'll get you a glass. 356 00:18:06,365 --> 00:18:07,365 Alright. 357 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:09,027 Hello again! 358 00:18:09,057 --> 00:18:10,172 Nice to see you. 359 00:18:10,202 --> 00:18:12,451 So, err, what's going on here? 360 00:18:12,481 --> 00:18:13,830 Are you starting a mine or something? 361 00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,986 Just a bit of DIY, you know, home improvements. 362 00:18:16,016 --> 00:18:18,430 As in a swimming pool, can you believe it? 363 00:18:18,727 --> 00:18:20,010 - Really? - Yeah. 364 00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:21,749 Old EGS stock, you know. 365 00:18:21,779 --> 00:18:23,758 Oh, that's one way to make a sale. 366 00:18:25,621 --> 00:18:27,095 Swimming pool, eh, Sheil? 367 00:18:27,125 --> 00:18:28,697 - Yes. - Dream come true for you. 368 00:18:28,727 --> 00:18:32,120 Well actually, it's just genius here hoiking up the house price. 369 00:18:33,632 --> 00:18:35,125 Hey, listen, what are you doing two weeks from now? 370 00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:36,640 Can I get you a drink, Claire? 371 00:18:36,670 --> 00:18:39,394 Because we are going to have a barbecue to celebrate. 372 00:18:39,424 --> 00:18:41,472 - Do you want something to drink, Claire? - Barbecue? 373 00:18:41,971 --> 00:18:44,939 Well I don't know about two weeks. Two weeks or so, perhaps. 374 00:18:44,969 --> 00:18:47,948 Oh come on, it'll be a couple of days after my birthday. 375 00:18:48,859 --> 00:18:53,356 Anyway, it'll be the last chance we get to have a do before we move. 376 00:18:53,386 --> 00:18:57,528 Jesus, yeah, completely forgot to tell you about the fact that we're moving. 377 00:18:57,558 --> 00:19:00,267 Yeah, yeah, happened very suddenly, but... 378 00:19:00,297 --> 00:19:03,598 we're off to the coast hopefully, uh I think. 379 00:19:04,050 --> 00:19:06,194 A lovely little beach house. 380 00:19:06,535 --> 00:19:07,787 - Yeah. - What brought that on? 381 00:19:07,817 --> 00:19:11,704 Candid camera! Behind you, you see! Give it a wave! 382 00:19:12,712 --> 00:19:14,686 She's a devil with that thing... everywhere you go. 383 00:19:14,716 --> 00:19:16,428 Have you won the lottery or something? 384 00:19:16,458 --> 00:19:20,945 No, so, cheers! And down in one. 1-2-3, let's see if we can do it, shall we? 385 00:19:21,103 --> 00:19:23,324 - Cheers. - To the new area manager! 386 00:19:24,298 --> 00:19:25,809 That's great, you'll be ready for another. 387 00:19:25,839 --> 00:19:27,807 In you come, and... 388 00:19:28,309 --> 00:19:29,411 let's have a chat about... 389 00:19:29,441 --> 00:19:30,828 What was that about? 390 00:19:30,858 --> 00:19:33,228 I've got no idea. Do you know, it's like being a cat on a... 391 00:19:34,409 --> 00:19:35,612 Try now, turn the ignition on. 392 00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:38,136 Looks like dad's broken another piece of equipment. 393 00:19:39,267 --> 00:19:41,617 He's trying to pretend he can fix it. 394 00:19:42,508 --> 00:19:44,408 This may take some time. 395 00:19:46,023 --> 00:19:47,625 Alright, that's enough, that's enough. 396 00:19:47,655 --> 00:19:49,677 - That's your mum. - Try it again. 397 00:19:49,763 --> 00:19:51,350 - Hanging out your washing. - As far as it'll go. 398 00:19:53,014 --> 00:19:54,390 Your basketball kit. 399 00:19:54,805 --> 00:19:56,169 Not enough! 400 00:20:01,350 --> 00:20:03,469 - Fuck! Bloody stupid. - Knackered. 401 00:20:04,444 --> 00:20:06,089 Stupid bloody thing. 402 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:18,834 Hiya. 403 00:20:30,302 --> 00:20:31,654 Where is he? 404 00:20:46,789 --> 00:20:48,666 - Are you a little bit wet? - Just a bit. 405 00:21:04,159 --> 00:21:05,377 Hi, Claire. 406 00:21:05,968 --> 00:21:07,101 Claire? 407 00:21:19,639 --> 00:21:21,313 Of course I left a message. 408 00:21:21,761 --> 00:21:23,369 - You left a message? - Confirming the offer. 409 00:21:23,399 --> 00:21:24,806 - With our secretary? - Yeah. 410 00:21:24,836 --> 00:21:27,937 No, no... on your, on your answerphone. 411 00:21:27,967 --> 00:21:30,699 - You left a message on their answerphone? - Yeah, that's what answerphones are for! 412 00:21:30,729 --> 00:21:33,404 Well I didn't know nobody was going to check it, did I? 413 00:21:33,434 --> 00:21:35,420 I can assure you, Mr King, I haven't had any message. 414 00:21:35,450 --> 00:21:38,118 Look, it's fine, it's not the end of the world, we'll just start again. 415 00:21:38,148 --> 00:21:41,477 - Alright, we'd like to confirm our offer. - It's not as simple as that. 416 00:21:41,507 --> 00:21:43,256 - Dad's fucked up again. - Shut up. 417 00:21:43,286 --> 00:21:44,852 We've had another offer from another family. 418 00:21:44,882 --> 00:21:46,078 - Are you filming? - A higher offer than yours. 419 00:21:46,679 --> 00:21:48,209 - No. - How much higher? 420 00:21:48,239 --> 00:21:49,482 7,000 pounds. 421 00:21:53,378 --> 00:21:56,046 Right, and you expect us to top that, do you? 422 00:21:56,076 --> 00:21:57,983 - Well that is up to you, Mr King. - No, I'm sorry, it's not. 423 00:21:58,013 --> 00:22:00,675 This is a mistake that was made in your office. 424 00:22:00,705 --> 00:22:02,668 - Mr King... - No, I'm sorry. 425 00:22:02,698 --> 00:22:04,787 It's out of order and I want to talk to your boss. 426 00:22:04,817 --> 00:22:07,248 I am the co-owner of the business, Mr King. 427 00:22:07,278 --> 00:22:09,640 - Now I'd be happy to show you... - Okay, okay. Enough! 428 00:22:22,998 --> 00:22:24,947 Listen, love, err... 429 00:22:28,383 --> 00:22:29,735 What is it, dad? 430 00:22:30,235 --> 00:22:31,417 I'm listening. 431 00:22:36,698 --> 00:22:38,927 Right, well, we'll, we'll... 432 00:22:40,511 --> 00:22:42,942 You've got us over a barrel, we'll better their offer, we'll put in 10 grand. 433 00:22:42,972 --> 00:22:45,038 3 grand above theirs. Will that do it? 434 00:22:45,595 --> 00:22:48,120 - Yeah, that... - Brilliant, okay, problem solved. 435 00:22:51,492 --> 00:22:54,001 Zombie, ninja fight, Round 5, fight! 436 00:22:55,212 --> 00:22:56,321 Choose weapon. 437 00:22:59,598 --> 00:23:02,012 What the hell are you doing with my camera? 438 00:23:02,461 --> 00:23:03,527 Give it back! 439 00:23:04,563 --> 00:23:05,696 Give it back! 440 00:23:06,841 --> 00:23:09,689 - Aim for head! Aim for head! - Oh grow up, you freak! 441 00:23:10,782 --> 00:23:12,215 Scanning for new weapon. 442 00:23:14,309 --> 00:23:15,418 Trusty trowel. 443 00:23:16,868 --> 00:23:18,768 The garden spoon of doom. 444 00:23:20,769 --> 00:23:22,661 Hello, Mr Miller, we meet again. 445 00:23:23,605 --> 00:23:25,529 Get Mr Miller off my island. 446 00:23:29,678 --> 00:23:32,023 Arguing in the ranks, this is not a good sign. 447 00:23:32,053 --> 00:23:34,162 We will have to finish mission alone. 448 00:23:42,358 --> 00:23:44,417 And he's forgotten the Andytron! 449 00:23:45,830 --> 00:23:47,402 Enemy attacking! 450 00:23:51,433 --> 00:23:55,713 - Blobbatron destroyed! - Loser. 451 00:23:58,624 --> 00:24:00,697 That would have been great for You've Been Framed! 452 00:24:00,727 --> 00:24:02,680 Yeah, that's really funny. 453 00:24:03,245 --> 00:24:05,245 And, go! 454 00:24:05,425 --> 00:24:09,258 So here we are in the garden of the Superkings! 455 00:24:09,288 --> 00:24:11,186 And what's happening today, Angel? 456 00:24:11,216 --> 00:24:14,720 We're digging a pool. I'm doing the shovelling and Joe's wheeling the barrow. 457 00:24:17,454 --> 00:24:19,204 You must be joking! 458 00:24:19,234 --> 00:24:21,978 - No, no, one more. - Exactly where you were before. 459 00:24:22,008 --> 00:24:25,190 Okay, and, okay off you go. 460 00:24:25,528 --> 00:24:28,807 It's erm... a happy day in the Superkings' garden, and... 461 00:24:28,837 --> 00:24:31,190 Tell me, Angel, what's happening today? 462 00:24:31,293 --> 00:24:34,985 We're digging a pool, I'm shovelling and Joe's wheeling. 463 00:24:36,901 --> 00:24:38,001 No! 464 00:24:38,031 --> 00:24:42,409 Look, the telly people will never give us 250 quid unless you make it more real. 465 00:24:42,514 --> 00:24:44,663 You go when I say, barrow. 466 00:24:44,693 --> 00:24:47,270 Don't look back. Look... 467 00:24:47,300 --> 00:24:50,583 - Okay, okay, this time... - I think that last one was alright. 468 00:24:51,110 --> 00:24:53,590 Alright, let's ask our audience. Was it alright? 469 00:24:53,620 --> 00:24:55,991 I think we should do it again because it was rubbish. 470 00:24:56,021 --> 00:24:58,030 I think we should do it again too. 471 00:24:58,264 --> 00:25:00,028 Concentrate please. 472 00:25:00,058 --> 00:25:02,496 Here we are in the garden of the Superkings, 473 00:25:02,526 --> 00:25:04,889 and what's happening today, love? 474 00:25:05,516 --> 00:25:08,878 Digging a pool. I'm shovelling and Joe's wheeling. 475 00:25:09,485 --> 00:25:11,579 Right, and... 476 00:25:13,253 --> 00:25:14,253 Come on... 477 00:25:16,353 --> 00:25:19,940 Look surprised, try and get the, do that thing you did with your arms. 478 00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:22,219 - It hurts. - Look, I'll show you, here. 479 00:25:25,701 --> 00:25:27,051 Told you it hurt. 480 00:25:28,739 --> 00:25:30,830 - It didn't hurt. - It hurt. 481 00:25:31,725 --> 00:25:34,486 It didn't hurt, I was just pretending, you Bernard. 482 00:25:38,394 --> 00:25:40,405 - Were you filming that? - No. 483 00:25:40,805 --> 00:25:44,883 Okay, lots of fun, and here we are, in the Superkings' garden... 484 00:25:45,599 --> 00:25:48,348 and what is happening today? 485 00:25:48,378 --> 00:25:51,779 We're digging a pool, I'm shovelling, Joe's wheeling. 486 00:25:52,271 --> 00:25:54,845 Okay, and... 487 00:25:54,875 --> 00:25:56,156 No! 488 00:25:56,694 --> 00:25:59,163 Come on! That's not what you did before. 489 00:25:59,506 --> 00:26:00,606 Now get out. 490 00:26:01,580 --> 00:26:03,253 Now you're starting to take the piss! 491 00:26:03,283 --> 00:26:05,179 Back. One last time. 492 00:26:06,379 --> 00:26:07,972 You ready? 493 00:26:08,002 --> 00:26:09,283 I'm talking to you, are you ready? 494 00:26:09,313 --> 00:26:10,922 - Yes! - Right, go. 495 00:26:12,334 --> 00:26:15,737 So, what's happening today, Angel, in the garden of the Superkings? 496 00:26:15,767 --> 00:26:19,536 Digging pool, shovelling soil in there and Joe's wheeling the barrow. 497 00:26:19,566 --> 00:26:22,071 Digging the pool? Okay, no... 498 00:26:22,764 --> 00:26:24,863 Now you are just not trying! 499 00:26:25,163 --> 00:26:27,651 - It hurts! - It doesn't hurt, get out! 500 00:26:28,081 --> 00:26:29,555 Dad, that was really good. 501 00:26:29,585 --> 00:26:31,260 No it wasn't. Right. 502 00:26:33,671 --> 00:26:34,673 Again. 503 00:26:35,727 --> 00:26:38,314 So here we are in the garden of the Superkings. 504 00:26:39,365 --> 00:26:41,541 And what's going on today, Angel? 505 00:26:41,949 --> 00:26:45,276 We're digging a pool. I'm shovelling and Joe's doing the barrow. 506 00:26:45,737 --> 00:26:46,771 Okay. 507 00:26:47,267 --> 00:26:50,835 You are just not trying! Will you get out of there now. 508 00:26:50,865 --> 00:26:51,865 No, that's it. 509 00:26:52,486 --> 00:26:53,486 - Get out. - Dad, that was fine. 510 00:26:53,516 --> 00:26:54,547 Fuck off! 511 00:26:55,001 --> 00:26:56,351 What did you say? 512 00:26:56,702 --> 00:26:58,052 What did you say? 513 00:26:58,989 --> 00:27:02,699 Why is it that you can't put even the remotest bit... 514 00:27:02,729 --> 00:27:04,376 of fucking effort into this family? 515 00:27:04,406 --> 00:27:08,020 Because your fucking ideas are stupid, that's why! 516 00:27:08,130 --> 00:27:10,323 Let's get a timeshare with no fucking roof! 517 00:27:10,593 --> 00:27:14,406 Let's get mum a car that's a fucking cut-and-shut! Fucking sick! 518 00:27:14,436 --> 00:27:16,236 And I'll tell you another fucking stupid idea. 519 00:27:16,554 --> 00:27:19,152 Having a son that's such a fucking disappointment! 520 00:27:19,182 --> 00:27:20,713 Fucking loser! 521 00:27:20,743 --> 00:27:22,108 Selfish little shit! 522 00:27:22,138 --> 00:27:23,657 Please! Dad! 523 00:27:28,576 --> 00:27:31,373 Dad? What's wrong? 524 00:27:32,803 --> 00:27:34,315 Nothing, Angel. 525 00:27:35,238 --> 00:27:36,916 Just a bit of a row that's all. 526 00:27:36,946 --> 00:27:39,323 Look please, dad, is it work or something? 527 00:27:39,353 --> 00:27:41,941 No, Angel, honestly everything's fine I promise. 528 00:27:43,094 --> 00:27:47,555 Look it's not fine, just look at yourself! It's not right, it's not normal. 529 00:27:47,585 --> 00:27:50,274 Angel, please, please. 530 00:27:50,304 --> 00:27:53,811 Just stop treating me like a bloody kid alright! 531 00:27:58,306 --> 00:27:59,856 Where are you hiding? 532 00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:25,370 Dad? 533 00:29:09,683 --> 00:29:10,883 What the hell? 534 00:29:24,356 --> 00:29:28,035 I just don't understand what's going on anymore, dad. 535 00:29:31,975 --> 00:29:33,425 I'm gonna find out. 536 00:29:37,324 --> 00:29:40,066 I'm gonna show you what you're being like. 537 00:29:41,178 --> 00:29:43,548 Slow down, Joe, Joe, Joe, I want to get the... 538 00:29:43,578 --> 00:29:46,369 - Dad, that's mine. - Don't be so camera shy, Angel. 539 00:29:46,399 --> 00:29:48,664 - No, look, I'll do the filming. - No, no, no, no. 540 00:29:48,694 --> 00:29:50,099 - Dad! - You'll wake your mum up. 541 00:29:50,129 --> 00:29:51,629 Right, are we ready? 542 00:29:52,486 --> 00:29:54,363 Smile, kids. 543 00:29:54,393 --> 00:29:55,836 A nice big smile. 544 00:30:00,619 --> 00:30:03,802 - Happy Birthday! - Happy Birthday, mum. 545 00:30:04,877 --> 00:30:07,164 Got tangled up in the duvet. 546 00:30:07,194 --> 00:30:08,869 Oh well, that can happen. 547 00:30:09,568 --> 00:30:11,634 Happy Birthday! 548 00:30:11,664 --> 00:30:16,140 Oh, gosh look at that, blimey, how lovely. Thank you. 549 00:30:16,170 --> 00:30:18,413 - Blow out your candle. - Birthday breakfast for mum. 550 00:30:18,443 --> 00:30:20,135 Make a wish. 551 00:30:23,474 --> 00:30:27,972 Oh thank you, darling. That's lovely, thank you. Oh, thank you, sweetheart. 552 00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:30,287 What could it be? 553 00:30:30,317 --> 00:30:31,885 Three guesses. 554 00:30:34,239 --> 00:30:36,898 - Oh wow, that's fantastic. - Is that the one you wanted? 555 00:30:36,928 --> 00:30:38,663 - Oh, Andy, it's perfect. - Good. 556 00:30:38,693 --> 00:30:40,965 - I can't believe you were listening. - Yeah. 557 00:30:40,995 --> 00:30:42,100 Oh that's just great. 558 00:30:42,130 --> 00:30:43,873 - That is just great. - Well I want it to be... 559 00:30:43,903 --> 00:30:45,754 perfect for the barbecue. 560 00:30:46,041 --> 00:30:48,018 Oh, and it's not even old Eden garden stock either, is it? 561 00:30:48,048 --> 00:30:49,491 It certainly is not. 562 00:30:50,241 --> 00:30:52,054 What's the matter with you two, did somebody die? 563 00:30:52,084 --> 00:30:55,747 Oh they're just miffed because I dragged them out of bed this morning... 564 00:30:55,777 --> 00:30:59,404 and made them help with the decorations. 565 00:31:00,768 --> 00:31:02,225 Oh, that'll be nanna. 566 00:31:04,873 --> 00:31:06,373 Hello? 567 00:31:07,082 --> 00:31:08,309 Oh, hi, Wayne. 568 00:31:08,339 --> 00:31:10,586 No, sorry, it's my birthday, I thought you were... 569 00:31:10,616 --> 00:31:13,177 Yeah? Alright... 570 00:31:13,207 --> 00:31:17,336 Now, listen, it's my birthday today, right? So you can only give me good news. 571 00:31:18,291 --> 00:31:19,541 Yeah? 572 00:31:20,023 --> 00:31:21,152 Yeah? 573 00:31:21,182 --> 00:31:25,927 Oh, that's fantastic! Oh, they've accepted the offer on the house! 574 00:31:26,118 --> 00:31:28,600 That's fantastic, yeah. Yeah... 575 00:31:29,091 --> 00:31:31,232 Yeah, we'll sort it all out, brilliant. 576 00:31:31,262 --> 00:31:35,732 Listen, Wayne, there's been a little bit of a delay our end. 577 00:31:36,904 --> 00:31:38,497 Well, is there anything we can do to sort of you know... 578 00:31:38,527 --> 00:31:41,336 just sort of seal the deal and make it rock solid? 579 00:31:43,232 --> 00:31:44,232 Right. 580 00:31:45,536 --> 00:31:46,736 A what, sorry? 581 00:31:47,411 --> 00:31:48,965 Alright, hang on. 582 00:31:49,252 --> 00:31:51,540 You ever heard of anything called a "lock in agreement"? 583 00:31:51,570 --> 00:31:54,406 - No. - I haven't either. What's that? 584 00:31:54,952 --> 00:31:56,179 Yeah. 585 00:31:56,602 --> 00:31:58,102 Okay, hang on. 586 00:31:58,361 --> 00:32:00,216 It's like we put down a big deposit but... 587 00:32:00,246 --> 00:32:03,016 - it really seals the deal. - How big? 588 00:32:04,216 --> 00:32:05,770 How much would that be? 589 00:32:07,570 --> 00:32:09,738 No, sorry, I don't do percentages. 590 00:32:11,566 --> 00:32:14,061 Right, okay, hang on. 591 00:32:14,443 --> 00:32:15,602 21,000. 592 00:32:16,271 --> 00:32:17,880 - 21 grand, love. - I know it's a lot, but you know with... 593 00:32:17,910 --> 00:32:20,307 the pool and new job and... 594 00:32:20,648 --> 00:32:22,830 I know, but my first salary cheque's not in yet, 595 00:32:22,860 --> 00:32:24,384 and we haven't had anyone look at the house. 596 00:32:24,414 --> 00:32:26,771 Oh, surely the bank would give us a loan. 597 00:32:27,289 --> 00:32:28,839 And it's my birthday. 598 00:32:29,385 --> 00:32:32,825 And you love me. And it's my birthday. 599 00:32:36,449 --> 00:32:38,181 Ah, go on then. 600 00:32:38,767 --> 00:32:40,867 Yes! Yeah, we're gonna go for that. 601 00:32:40,897 --> 00:32:42,981 Yeah, I know, fantastic! 602 00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:45,422 Okay, brilliant, alright, yeah. 604 00:32:54,054 --> 00:32:56,772 I'm telling you, that petrol gauge said half full. 605 00:32:56,932 --> 00:32:59,114 Well, it didn't say that just now, did it, John? 606 00:32:59,144 --> 00:33:00,900 No, Stu, it said empty. 607 00:33:00,930 --> 00:33:03,204 Well alright, something's wrong with the gauge then, just get rid of it. 608 00:33:03,234 --> 00:33:04,800 Finally. 609 00:33:05,345 --> 00:33:06,595 Back in action! 610 00:33:08,036 --> 00:33:10,122 Sorry, this is wanted elsewhere. 611 00:33:10,152 --> 00:33:11,172 What? 612 00:33:11,202 --> 00:33:13,404 Barry's just got back from his holiday and they've got a big job on. 613 00:33:13,434 --> 00:33:15,177 - Come inside, I'll make you some breakfast. - Listen, guys... 614 00:33:15,207 --> 00:33:18,013 We need to get it finished by Sunday. Is there anybody you can recommend... 615 00:33:18,043 --> 00:33:19,541 - to get it sorted? - Sheila! 616 00:33:19,571 --> 00:33:23,236 Not even Superman would have that done by Sunday, love. I'm sorry. 617 00:33:23,266 --> 00:33:25,868 - Well how long is it gonna take? - It'll be ready in time 618 00:33:25,898 --> 00:33:27,927 for your precious barbecue. 619 00:33:27,957 --> 00:33:29,768 You think the barbecue's the point? 620 00:33:29,798 --> 00:33:34,295 The barbecue's not the point, Andy. The point is the 21,000 pounds we stand to lose. 621 00:33:34,325 --> 00:33:37,678 The point is getting the house sold and getting this place ready for buyers. 622 00:33:37,708 --> 00:33:40,937 Why can't you just have a little bit of faith? I've said it'll get done, 623 00:33:40,967 --> 00:33:43,269 now just keep out of my hair! 624 00:33:43,803 --> 00:33:48,248 Fine. Fine. I'm gonna go make a call, I'm gonna get this sorted out. 625 00:33:48,278 --> 00:33:50,343 No, you are not. 626 00:33:52,708 --> 00:33:53,758 Understood? 627 00:33:55,623 --> 00:33:58,991 Okay, dig. Go on, dig! 628 00:33:59,021 --> 00:34:01,214 Dig to fucking China! 629 00:34:02,134 --> 00:34:06,634 Right, that's it, everybody out. Angel, come on, you must have books to read or something. 630 00:34:06,664 --> 00:34:09,491 And you guys, can you clear, please, quickly. 631 00:34:09,521 --> 00:34:12,982 I've got err... I've got some digging to do, thank you very much. 632 00:34:13,855 --> 00:34:15,723 - Sorry, Stu. - Lay off! 633 00:34:15,753 --> 00:34:18,287 - Please, Stu. - Lay off! 634 00:34:25,358 --> 00:34:27,292 Got some digging to do. 635 00:34:27,322 --> 00:34:28,822 Everything's fine. 636 00:34:29,378 --> 00:34:31,965 You still there, Angel? I told you to go inside. 637 00:34:34,399 --> 00:34:36,199 Dad, please, let me help. 638 00:34:36,568 --> 00:34:38,463 Go on inside, Angel. 639 00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:39,949 Do some reading or something. 640 00:34:39,979 --> 00:34:42,581 Look, it'll be twice as fast if there's two of us digging. 641 00:34:42,611 --> 00:34:44,599 Please, just go inside. 642 00:34:46,427 --> 00:34:49,999 - It'll help us sell the house quicker. - Oh, now she wants to move. 643 00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:52,172 Dad? 644 00:34:52,226 --> 00:34:55,101 Look, Angel, please, will you just go inside? 645 00:35:01,911 --> 00:35:03,803 Can't you see how you're acting? 646 00:35:12,331 --> 00:35:13,944 I want to help. 647 00:35:18,263 --> 00:35:20,063 I have to make you see. 648 00:35:20,485 --> 00:35:23,895 I have to show you how much you've changed. 649 00:35:28,204 --> 00:35:29,690 I'll be fine, officer, really. 650 00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:31,245 I've been ringing and ringing. 651 00:35:31,275 --> 00:35:34,408 I know, I was in hospital. They wouldn't let me have my phone. 652 00:35:34,438 --> 00:35:36,004 Is that blood? 653 00:35:36,034 --> 00:35:37,926 He's fine, he's been checked over. 654 00:35:37,956 --> 00:35:40,031 Shh, I don't want to wake the children, please. 655 00:35:41,740 --> 00:35:43,722 I'll just give you the number for victim support. 656 00:35:43,752 --> 00:35:46,463 Look, I'm not the victim here, it's Ray. 657 00:35:46,493 --> 00:35:49,446 It's just in case you need to talk to us. 658 00:35:49,476 --> 00:35:50,672 Okay, goodnight. 659 00:36:09,159 --> 00:36:12,854 It wasn't until I got nearer to him that I saw... it was Ray. 660 00:36:16,191 --> 00:36:18,227 What they'd fucking done to him, I mean his face, 661 00:36:18,257 --> 00:36:21,323 it was like they took a fucking crow bar to him, you know? 662 00:36:21,870 --> 00:36:24,025 He was just lying there. 663 00:36:25,348 --> 00:36:27,759 Why did I suggest meeting him in the pub tonight? 664 00:36:27,789 --> 00:36:29,711 - Any other night this wouldn't have happened. - Listen, it's not your fault. 665 00:36:29,741 --> 00:36:32,198 All for his fucking wallet. I mean, it's his wallet! 666 00:36:34,416 --> 00:36:37,293 You know, half his face, half his face was... 667 00:36:38,987 --> 00:36:41,748 - It could have been you, couldn't it? - It should. 668 00:36:42,001 --> 00:36:45,110 At the hospital they kept saying he might never... 669 00:36:45,846 --> 00:36:47,878 - He might never talk again. - Oh, Christ. 670 00:36:47,908 --> 00:36:49,708 I mean it was hanging off. 671 00:36:50,619 --> 00:36:54,598 Ray's got nobody to look after him, has he? He has no girlfriend at the moment. 672 00:36:54,655 --> 00:36:56,182 Well, we'll have to pitch in, I suppose. 673 00:36:56,915 --> 00:36:59,987 Oh, Andy, he's a salesman. What's he gonna do if he can't work? 674 00:37:00,017 --> 00:37:01,801 He can't talk, he can't sell. 675 00:37:01,831 --> 00:37:04,951 We'll get somebody to cover his accounts while he's... 676 00:37:05,632 --> 00:37:06,914 Jesus. 677 00:37:07,446 --> 00:37:11,164 Come here, let me get this jacket off, I want to see what's going on here. 678 00:37:12,751 --> 00:37:15,137 God, you're covered in it. 679 00:37:15,167 --> 00:37:16,692 Oh, no. 680 00:37:18,233 --> 00:37:22,801 Come here. I want to take this off you. I want to take this off and have a look at you. 681 00:37:24,492 --> 00:37:26,087 Oh no, no. 683 00:37:31,335 --> 00:37:33,871 Is there any more? Is there any more? 684 00:37:34,198 --> 00:37:36,517 No, no, I've got it. 685 00:37:36,783 --> 00:37:40,764 Come here. Just sit down over here, let me have a look at you. 686 00:37:44,459 --> 00:37:46,723 I don't know what to think, dad. 687 00:37:48,455 --> 00:37:49,805 All that blood... 688 00:37:51,537 --> 00:37:53,137 Ray in hospital... 689 00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:04,055 I don't know what's going on anymore. 690 00:38:09,716 --> 00:38:12,621 Yeah, I know, but it's not what it said on the website. 691 00:38:12,651 --> 00:38:14,775 It's not what it said on the website. 692 00:38:16,343 --> 00:38:18,811 I know, I know it's an unsecured loan. 693 00:38:22,589 --> 00:38:25,521 But 19 percent over 2 weeks seems a little bit... 694 00:38:25,916 --> 00:38:27,866 Yeah, I know... 695 00:38:32,135 --> 00:38:34,658 There's absolutely no way you can... 696 00:38:35,803 --> 00:38:39,308 But on your website, on your website it says you... 697 00:38:44,210 --> 00:38:45,210 Hello? 698 00:38:48,505 --> 00:38:49,505 Hello? 699 00:38:51,986 --> 00:38:53,499 I know you're there. 700 00:38:54,658 --> 00:38:56,117 I can hear you. 701 00:38:58,804 --> 00:39:00,454 I am not in the mood... 702 00:39:01,299 --> 00:39:04,205 for playing stupid fucking games. 703 00:39:13,543 --> 00:39:15,348 I can see you whoever you are. 704 00:39:22,605 --> 00:39:23,714 I can see you. 705 00:39:25,892 --> 00:39:27,160 I can see you. 706 00:39:28,578 --> 00:39:30,187 And I've got you! 707 00:40:21,589 --> 00:40:25,312 - You've got to be joking! - Oh shit. 708 00:40:42,688 --> 00:40:45,580 I think we'd better get the professionals in tomorrow. 709 00:40:47,563 --> 00:40:48,903 Maybe if I'd had some help. 710 00:40:48,933 --> 00:40:52,303 Oh yeah, that's right, no sorry, don't worry, it's not your fault. 711 00:40:52,470 --> 00:40:53,927 Not your fault at all. 712 00:40:55,264 --> 00:40:56,504 Works, doesn't it? 713 00:40:57,507 --> 00:40:58,703 It's filling up. 714 00:41:06,863 --> 00:41:08,233 Come on, Charlie boy! 715 00:41:09,246 --> 00:41:10,312 Out you come! 716 00:41:15,173 --> 00:41:16,248 There we go! 717 00:41:16,688 --> 00:41:17,914 Bravo! 718 00:41:18,209 --> 00:41:19,407 Bravo! 719 00:41:24,117 --> 00:41:27,270 Did you get that, Angel? That was one for You've Been Framed! 720 00:41:30,625 --> 00:41:32,067 I've got the certificates for everything. 721 00:41:32,097 --> 00:41:34,786 Yeah, it is great, mate, I just, you know, I just don't know if... 722 00:41:34,816 --> 00:41:38,184 I mean, Tommy Cooper's Fez, I mean that alone, you know should... 723 00:41:38,696 --> 00:41:39,696 And... 724 00:41:41,857 --> 00:41:43,444 Eric Morecambe's glasses. 725 00:41:44,324 --> 00:41:46,477 I was gonna sell it all on ebay, but... 726 00:41:48,304 --> 00:41:49,955 I can have an ask around. 727 00:41:49,985 --> 00:41:52,147 - It might be worth a bit as a collection. - Yeah. 728 00:41:52,177 --> 00:41:53,764 Exactly, as a collection. 729 00:41:55,163 --> 00:41:58,342 But if you just keep it quiet, yeah? I want it to be a surprise. 730 00:41:58,372 --> 00:42:00,910 - Andy, where's your loo? - Just upstairs, love. 731 00:42:02,115 --> 00:42:04,047 - Oh, not me! - Yes, you! 732 00:42:20,395 --> 00:42:22,350 Welcome to the lion's den! 733 00:42:24,063 --> 00:42:26,572 Welcome to the house of fun! 734 00:42:26,702 --> 00:42:28,637 - Come on! - Dad, I don't want to! 735 00:42:29,774 --> 00:42:31,022 Hey, Ray! 736 00:42:32,125 --> 00:42:34,624 Uh, sorry, mate, I didn't know they'd let you out! 737 00:42:34,654 --> 00:42:35,937 How are you doing? 738 00:42:37,121 --> 00:42:38,230 What the hell? 739 00:42:39,941 --> 00:42:41,528 What's got into you, mate? 740 00:42:42,349 --> 00:42:43,502 Come on inside. 741 00:42:44,211 --> 00:42:46,494 - Andy, what's going on? - No idea, love. 742 00:42:47,381 --> 00:42:48,830 Just give us a minute. 743 00:42:54,954 --> 00:42:58,095 - What are you talking about? - I know it was you. You cunt. 744 00:42:58,125 --> 00:43:00,880 - I could see it in your eyes just now. - Yeah but, for fucks sake, why would I? 745 00:43:00,910 --> 00:43:02,802 To try and get my job of course. 746 00:43:03,772 --> 00:43:05,794 But you're not going to get to sit in my chair. 747 00:43:05,824 --> 00:43:07,728 The only place you'll be sitting is in a police cell. 748 00:43:07,758 --> 00:43:10,125 - What? - I don't want your bloody chair. 749 00:43:10,155 --> 00:43:14,316 I can't believe I felt guilty about getting a promotion over you. 750 00:43:14,460 --> 00:43:17,874 Do you really think that I would attack somebody for a stupid job? 751 00:43:17,979 --> 00:43:20,329 A mate, I mean somebody who I fucking trained up. 752 00:43:20,359 --> 00:43:21,359 What? 753 00:43:22,305 --> 00:43:23,979 You never even got the job? 754 00:43:25,860 --> 00:43:26,860 Come on. 755 00:43:27,324 --> 00:43:29,085 Look, don't take it out on me. 756 00:43:30,785 --> 00:43:35,068 Look, just think about how you're going to feel when they find out who really did this. 757 00:43:35,714 --> 00:43:36,714 Come on. 758 00:43:37,503 --> 00:43:38,503 Mate. 759 00:43:38,584 --> 00:43:39,584 Please. 760 00:43:39,788 --> 00:43:40,788 Please. 761 00:43:48,329 --> 00:43:49,960 Why has the music stopped? 762 00:43:51,379 --> 00:43:52,893 - What was all that about? - Oh, nothing. 763 00:43:52,923 --> 00:43:56,209 He just blames me because I invited him out for a drink that night. 764 00:43:56,239 --> 00:43:58,225 - He's calmed down now. - He didn't look calm. 765 00:43:58,255 --> 00:44:01,008 He was just a bit embarrassed, I asked him to come back and he said, 766 00:44:01,038 --> 00:44:02,955 well he just said to say sorry that's all. 767 00:44:02,985 --> 00:44:04,974 Come and have a dance with Andy. Yeah. 768 00:44:05,004 --> 00:44:07,830 - Come on. Come and have a dance with me. - No, I've done enough dancing. 769 00:44:07,860 --> 00:44:08,860 Come on! 770 00:44:09,144 --> 00:44:10,776 - Alright, Muzzer. Yeah. - No. 771 00:44:10,806 --> 00:44:12,310 Come on, have a dance with your dad. 772 00:44:12,340 --> 00:44:14,538 Come and have a dance with your dad. 773 00:44:14,871 --> 00:44:16,972 Right, who'll have a dance with Andy then? 774 00:44:17,002 --> 00:44:19,359 Somebody's got to want to have a dance with Andy! 775 00:44:19,389 --> 00:44:21,474 Come on! All dance with Andy! 776 00:44:31,401 --> 00:44:32,815 For fuck's sake, dad. 777 00:44:34,077 --> 00:44:35,077 Stop it. 778 00:44:46,175 --> 00:44:47,175 Come on. 779 00:44:47,256 --> 00:44:48,950 Come on, darling, have a dance with me. 780 00:44:48,980 --> 00:44:50,234 Come on, have a dance with me. 781 00:44:50,264 --> 00:44:51,417 Dad, calm down. 782 00:44:52,502 --> 00:44:55,089 Just look at yourself in the screen, just look! 783 00:44:58,328 --> 00:44:59,814 Look, I understand. 784 00:45:02,107 --> 00:45:03,801 We'll sort it out, alright? 785 00:45:05,850 --> 00:45:07,829 You don't have to pretend anymore. 786 00:45:13,838 --> 00:45:15,208 That's a great idea. 787 00:45:16,340 --> 00:45:17,695 Come play Abracadabra. 788 00:45:17,725 --> 00:45:19,008 Come on, everybody! 789 00:45:19,405 --> 00:45:21,028 Do you all know what you are doing? 790 00:45:21,058 --> 00:45:23,524 - Yes! - Yes. Okay, so... 791 00:45:23,928 --> 00:45:25,982 - Everybody in frame? - Yep. 792 00:45:26,012 --> 00:45:28,686 You'll like this? Not a lot, but you will like it. 793 00:45:28,954 --> 00:45:30,137 Okay, so... 794 00:45:32,170 --> 00:45:35,013 Now I shall send everybody to Timbuktu. 795 00:45:35,944 --> 00:45:36,945 Shazam! 796 00:45:41,035 --> 00:45:42,188 Just like that. 797 00:45:43,220 --> 00:45:46,015 - Right, now what then? - Now we re-wind and play it again. 798 00:45:46,045 --> 00:45:49,198 So everybody inside and let's have a look at it on the telly! 799 00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:51,243 Look, dad, no don't. 800 00:45:51,878 --> 00:45:54,437 Come on, Angel, we can't all watch it on the screen, it's too small. 801 00:45:54,467 --> 00:45:56,228 Dad, don't re-wind it, alright? 802 00:45:56,466 --> 00:45:58,527 You're such a spoilsport, come on, in you go. 803 00:45:58,557 --> 00:46:01,904 I'm not being a spoilsport, just not with everyone in front of us, okay? 804 00:46:01,934 --> 00:46:02,934 Dad! 805 00:46:03,614 --> 00:46:04,664 Look, Angel. 806 00:46:05,814 --> 00:46:08,489 - Come on, give me the camera. - Look, dad, don't play it back. 807 00:46:08,519 --> 00:46:10,673 - What do you mean don't play it back? - Dad, don't! 808 00:46:10,703 --> 00:46:12,982 - Not in front of everyone, alright? - Look, Angel. 809 00:46:13,012 --> 00:46:15,253 Dad, I'm telling you, don't, don't re-wind the tape. 810 00:46:15,283 --> 00:46:18,001 - Not in front of mum. - Look! Don't be so selfish! 811 00:46:18,031 --> 00:46:20,799 I'm not being selfish, dad, don't rewind it, alright? 812 00:46:20,829 --> 00:46:23,146 We'll get another chance to see Charlie fall in the pool. 813 00:46:23,176 --> 00:46:25,743 Look, dad, please don't re-wind it, I'm telling you, don't. 814 00:46:25,773 --> 00:46:27,373 What has got into you? 815 00:46:27,877 --> 00:46:28,943 Dad! Get off! 816 00:46:29,790 --> 00:46:31,204 Right, where were we? 817 00:46:32,192 --> 00:46:33,519 Dad, it's a seagull. 818 00:46:33,728 --> 00:46:36,489 - No, not there, there! - Not that, that's a seagull. 819 00:46:58,977 --> 00:47:00,782 No-one else will listen to me. 820 00:47:04,902 --> 00:47:06,359 So now it's your turn. 821 00:47:09,286 --> 00:47:10,960 You one-eyed little fucker. 822 00:47:20,072 --> 00:47:21,882 You made me lie to my family. 823 00:47:24,146 --> 00:47:25,473 You made my wife... 824 00:47:26,907 --> 00:47:28,016 give up on me. 825 00:47:30,434 --> 00:47:31,434 My son... 826 00:47:33,044 --> 00:47:34,044 hate me. 827 00:47:35,427 --> 00:47:37,058 And my daughter betray me. 828 00:47:41,742 --> 00:47:44,286 So have you got any more tricks up your sleeve? 829 00:47:53,089 --> 00:47:54,503 What do we have here? 830 00:47:56,183 --> 00:47:58,786 Judas Judith, our resident... 831 00:47:59,947 --> 00:48:00,950 snoop. 832 00:48:03,358 --> 00:48:06,032 Come on, love, look at the camera, no need to hide. 833 00:48:07,864 --> 00:48:10,582 What does it feel like being under the microscope? 834 00:48:13,489 --> 00:48:15,598 I wasn't gonna show it to anyone, dad. 835 00:48:17,293 --> 00:48:18,350 I did it for you. 836 00:48:18,613 --> 00:48:20,679 So you could see what you look like. 837 00:48:21,822 --> 00:48:25,627 Come on, get your stuff together, we're going to go into town for breakfast. 838 00:48:26,911 --> 00:48:30,517 Look, I told you, I was just trying to buy some time to put things right. 839 00:48:30,547 --> 00:48:34,137 Yeah well, let's hope it was worth 21,000 pounds down the toilet. 840 00:48:35,095 --> 00:48:36,584 I could have sorted it. 841 00:48:38,426 --> 00:48:40,277 Look, I'll phone the sellers today and see if they'll change their minds... 842 00:48:40,307 --> 00:48:41,405 No, you won't! 843 00:48:41,435 --> 00:48:43,901 - about the deposit. - You won't phone anybody. 844 00:48:44,126 --> 00:48:46,348 - Oh, come on. - No, you come on! 845 00:48:47,083 --> 00:48:48,784 You've already lost us one house. 846 00:48:48,814 --> 00:48:50,896 There is no way I am having you having 847 00:48:50,926 --> 00:48:53,513 anything to do with me trying to save this one. 848 00:48:55,702 --> 00:48:56,899 Come on, you two. 849 00:48:59,747 --> 00:49:00,747 Judith? 850 00:49:01,765 --> 00:49:02,765 Come here. 851 00:49:03,986 --> 00:49:05,468 - Why? - Come here. 852 00:49:09,907 --> 00:49:11,799 I want you to answer a question. 853 00:49:15,024 --> 00:49:16,124 Why is it... 854 00:49:17,201 --> 00:49:18,788 that you hate me so much? 855 00:49:19,545 --> 00:49:21,698 - Dad, I don't hate you. - No, come on. 856 00:49:21,874 --> 00:49:24,548 What was it that I did that has made you hate me? 857 00:49:25,386 --> 00:49:26,742 Dad, I love you. 858 00:49:29,165 --> 00:49:30,165 Angel... 859 00:49:31,538 --> 00:49:32,691 Just tell me... 860 00:49:34,170 --> 00:49:35,620 Why do you hate me? 861 00:49:38,735 --> 00:49:40,493 I'm not gonna be angry, just tell me. 862 00:49:40,523 --> 00:49:42,016 Look I understand, dad. 863 00:49:43,149 --> 00:49:44,399 Why you did it. 864 00:49:45,810 --> 00:49:47,461 I know that you did it... 865 00:49:49,026 --> 00:49:50,787 - 'cos you love us. - Judith! 866 00:49:51,211 --> 00:49:53,211 I know that, I understand now! 867 00:49:54,206 --> 00:49:56,103 That's why I did what I did. 868 00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:01,173 - Oh, my Angel. - Judith. 869 00:50:15,846 --> 00:50:17,651 And there, you see, you have it. 870 00:50:19,098 --> 00:50:21,413 All our sweat. All our... 871 00:50:22,552 --> 00:50:24,886 Blood. All our muck. 872 00:50:29,350 --> 00:50:31,189 Good and bad. Sweet and sour. 873 00:50:33,821 --> 00:50:35,809 It's a big Kings soup. 874 00:50:40,857 --> 00:50:42,662 And it's all so simple really. 875 00:50:45,634 --> 00:50:47,660 All you have to do is take it out... 876 00:50:49,196 --> 00:50:50,349 and look at it. 877 00:50:56,865 --> 00:50:57,865 And so... 878 00:50:58,552 --> 00:50:59,748 your fun's over. 879 00:51:01,026 --> 00:51:02,613 My little filming friend. 880 00:51:03,947 --> 00:51:06,023 No more watching everything. 881 00:51:06,683 --> 00:51:07,844 No more... 882 00:51:08,904 --> 00:51:10,448 storing everything away. 883 00:51:11,857 --> 00:51:14,190 Because now you're going to put things right. 884 00:51:15,726 --> 00:51:16,726 You see... 885 00:51:17,601 --> 00:51:19,754 if Judith can understand, I mean if... 886 00:51:20,166 --> 00:51:22,135 Judith can forgive. 887 00:51:23,072 --> 00:51:24,094 Well then... 888 00:51:24,745 --> 00:51:26,332 why can't the rest of us? 889 00:51:28,986 --> 00:51:29,986 You see... 890 00:51:31,337 --> 00:51:33,403 it's the whole picture that matters. 891 00:51:33,745 --> 00:51:35,642 No more secrets. 892 00:51:38,087 --> 00:51:39,087 And now... 893 00:51:40,427 --> 00:51:42,042 you're working for us. 894 00:51:43,434 --> 00:51:45,587 And you are going to put our family... 895 00:51:46,232 --> 00:51:47,602 back together again. 896 00:51:48,849 --> 00:51:49,909 Aren't you? 897 00:51:55,252 --> 00:51:57,200 Alright. Here's something... 898 00:51:58,260 --> 00:51:59,500 that you think... 899 00:52:00,527 --> 00:52:01,955 I don't know about. 900 00:52:03,859 --> 00:52:04,881 There we go! 901 00:52:06,633 --> 00:52:07,633 See? 902 00:52:08,285 --> 00:52:11,718 I am not the only one with secrets, am I? 903 00:52:14,141 --> 00:52:17,667 Right, now, let's see what else we can find. 904 00:52:18,929 --> 00:52:20,169 What did we find? 905 00:52:21,381 --> 00:52:23,645 Well, the answer is, not a lot. 906 00:52:24,691 --> 00:52:27,684 Just a few mementos, but... 907 00:52:28,794 --> 00:52:30,987 here in an old handbag... 908 00:52:31,253 --> 00:52:32,826 hidden in the lining... 909 00:52:34,354 --> 00:52:36,092 we found this. 910 00:52:37,701 --> 00:52:38,701 It's Joe. 911 00:52:39,336 --> 00:52:41,532 Look, you can just see his little willy. 912 00:52:43,944 --> 00:52:45,749 But there isn't one of Judith. 913 00:52:45,971 --> 00:52:48,502 That's something we need to talk about. 914 00:52:50,069 --> 00:52:51,656 I mean, we're a family... 915 00:52:52,254 --> 00:52:53,254 a unit. 916 00:52:54,194 --> 00:52:56,192 No room for favourites. 917 00:52:57,613 --> 00:53:00,835 And here, as they say, is one that I searched earlier. 918 00:53:00,865 --> 00:53:04,787 The lair of the Musby. A place where daylight never enters. 919 00:53:05,942 --> 00:53:06,942 And... 920 00:53:07,687 --> 00:53:10,839 this is something you didn't feel the need to hide away. 921 00:53:12,544 --> 00:53:13,740 And over here... 922 00:53:15,168 --> 00:53:16,264 we have... 923 00:53:17,324 --> 00:53:18,651 cunningly hidden... 924 00:53:19,964 --> 00:53:21,204 What have we got? 925 00:53:23,245 --> 00:53:24,245 Some pills! 926 00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:27,099 And I bet that they're not aspirin! 927 00:53:28,175 --> 00:53:29,884 And down here... 928 00:53:30,691 --> 00:53:34,626 a phone. And it's no wonder you wanted a new one this one's so full of film... 929 00:53:35,825 --> 00:53:37,891 there can't be any room for numbers. 930 00:53:38,478 --> 00:53:41,154 And there's one very special film. 931 00:53:41,730 --> 00:53:43,238 Starring Joe himself. 932 00:53:44,233 --> 00:53:46,101 Helen fucking Sanderson! Yes! 933 00:53:47,572 --> 00:53:48,572 - Hmm? - Nothing. 934 00:53:56,774 --> 00:53:58,274 And that's our bedroom. 935 00:54:05,243 --> 00:54:06,483 We've searched... 936 00:54:07,125 --> 00:54:10,601 everywhere in here, except for one place. 937 00:54:10,738 --> 00:54:11,738 And... 938 00:54:12,296 --> 00:54:14,243 where there are padlocks... 939 00:54:14,798 --> 00:54:17,185 there are usually secrets. 940 00:54:18,087 --> 00:54:19,087 So... 941 00:54:19,803 --> 00:54:21,086 let's just find... 942 00:54:22,300 --> 00:54:23,540 what we've got... 943 00:54:24,853 --> 00:54:25,853 in here. 944 00:54:29,065 --> 00:54:30,522 My magic screwdriver. 945 00:54:50,021 --> 00:54:51,261 Honestly, Angel... 946 00:54:51,831 --> 00:54:55,071 if Joe hadn't of been messing about I wouldn't have broken it. 947 00:56:25,385 --> 00:56:26,385 Hello? 948 00:56:28,176 --> 00:56:29,176 Mr King? 949 00:56:49,667 --> 00:56:50,667 Okay. 950 00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:54,361 My turn. 951 00:57:02,866 --> 00:57:04,482 It was me that did Ray. 952 00:57:56,234 --> 00:57:57,236 Kids! 953 00:57:57,755 --> 00:57:59,688 Get up! Joe! Wake up! 954 00:58:00,337 --> 00:58:01,337 Judith! 955 00:58:03,228 --> 00:58:06,430 - What's happened to the lights? - I don't know, darling. Andy!? 956 00:58:07,511 --> 00:58:08,759 - Where's dad? - I can't smell any smoke. 957 00:58:08,789 --> 00:58:10,029 No, neither can I. 958 00:58:10,144 --> 00:58:13,297 - Where's dad? - I don't know, I think he's still out. Andy!? 959 00:58:13,786 --> 00:58:16,259 Look, you two wait here, I'll go down and check downstairs. 960 00:58:16,433 --> 00:58:18,486 Joe, see if you can turn that bloody thing off! 961 00:58:18,516 --> 00:58:19,814 Just stay there, okay? 962 00:58:32,192 --> 00:58:34,692 It's alright, I don't think there's any fire. 963 00:58:43,986 --> 00:58:44,986 Bollocks! 964 00:58:52,910 --> 00:58:55,106 Oh bloody hell, who's moved the candles? 965 00:58:56,827 --> 00:58:58,110 You called for me? 966 00:58:58,248 --> 00:58:59,964 It was me you called for. 967 00:59:00,505 --> 00:59:02,337 What the fuck's going on, Andy? 968 00:59:03,411 --> 00:59:05,520 It was me you called for in a crisis. 969 00:59:06,641 --> 00:59:08,287 What are you talking about? 970 00:59:08,317 --> 00:59:09,467 Oh my love... 971 00:59:09,803 --> 00:59:11,159 you see that fear you're feeling, 972 00:59:11,189 --> 00:59:15,356 that fear in the dark, I can feel it, every heartbeat of it. 973 00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:18,440 You haven't got a clue what I'm feeling. 974 00:59:18,508 --> 00:59:19,708 Oh, but I have. 975 00:59:20,345 --> 00:59:21,454 I really have. 976 00:59:22,408 --> 00:59:24,001 If this is another one of your stunts, 977 00:59:24,031 --> 00:59:26,618 - I swear to God... - You see, it's like I knew 978 00:59:27,283 --> 00:59:28,895 that you'd go for Joe first 979 00:59:28,925 --> 00:59:31,331 when the alarm went off, that you'd go to save him first. 980 00:59:31,361 --> 00:59:32,549 You shit. 981 00:59:33,007 --> 00:59:34,824 - You've set this up, haven't you? - Oh come on... 982 00:59:34,854 --> 00:59:36,850 Put the fucking lights back on. 983 00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:38,538 But we've got to face it, Sheila, 984 00:59:38,568 --> 00:59:41,378 we've got to face the way that we feel about each other. 985 00:59:41,408 --> 00:59:45,338 It's like with Judith. It's not Judith's fault that you didn't want to have her. 986 00:59:45,368 --> 00:59:48,695 Don't twist it, you know what a state I was in after having Joe. 987 00:59:49,594 --> 00:59:51,164 Do you know what I realised? 988 00:59:51,194 --> 00:59:53,494 No, do you know what I realised when that alarm went off? 989 00:59:53,524 --> 00:59:55,860 That I wouldn't have known which room 990 00:59:56,171 --> 00:59:58,708 to run to first. I couldn't have picked between us. 991 00:59:58,738 --> 01:00:00,717 That fire would have taken us all. 992 01:00:02,113 --> 01:00:04,744 You've got no idea how I feel about my children. 993 01:00:04,804 --> 01:00:06,700 And that's the point, exactly. 994 01:00:07,140 --> 01:00:09,945 You know, we've got to work this stuff out, together. 995 01:00:10,205 --> 01:00:14,971 I mean really understand the way that we feel, the way that you understood me, Angel. 996 01:00:15,852 --> 01:00:16,883 She's here? 997 01:00:16,913 --> 01:00:18,687 Judith? How did you know? 998 01:00:20,151 --> 01:00:22,043 Dad, have you got the camera on? 999 01:00:22,185 --> 01:00:23,599 Are you filming this? 1000 01:00:24,875 --> 01:00:26,462 He's got night vision on. 1001 01:00:26,743 --> 01:00:30,716 - You fucking freak! - No! 1002 01:00:30,961 --> 01:00:33,356 - You win, we're off. - No, just listen. 1003 01:00:33,868 --> 01:00:35,871 - No, please. - You two, get your stuff. 1004 01:00:35,901 --> 01:00:38,274 Just put something on, as quick as you can. 1005 01:01:10,587 --> 01:01:15,030 Right, look, nobody's going anywhere. Just, no, just go in the lounge and sit down, please. 1006 01:01:15,837 --> 01:01:16,837 Please. 1007 01:01:18,264 --> 01:01:19,764 - Just get lost. - No. 1008 01:01:20,146 --> 01:01:22,519 No, look, I just want you to listen to me. 1009 01:01:23,608 --> 01:01:25,598 Oh fuck! Where's the keys, Andy? 1010 01:01:25,628 --> 01:01:28,328 Look, just go and sit down, I'll give you the keys afterwards I promise. 1011 01:01:28,358 --> 01:01:29,973 - Please, dad. - Look, it's alright, Angel... 1012 01:01:30,003 --> 01:01:32,612 I just want to show you some filming that I've been doing that's all. 1013 01:01:32,642 --> 01:01:34,882 - Yeah, well tough shit! - Dad, come on! 1014 01:01:36,053 --> 01:01:38,260 Look, no, I've locked that door. 1015 01:01:40,113 --> 01:01:42,831 - Come here, kids. - Look, just go and sit down, NOW! 1016 01:01:44,018 --> 01:01:45,018 NOW! 1017 01:01:55,976 --> 01:01:56,976 Right. 1018 01:01:57,952 --> 01:01:59,061 That's better. 1019 01:01:59,711 --> 01:02:00,994 I won't be a tick. 1020 01:02:14,742 --> 01:02:16,899 Hi, you've reached the King family... 1021 01:02:17,108 --> 01:02:19,913 Right, let me show you what I've been filming today. 1022 01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:35,564 - Try anything like you did with Ray and this goes straight to the police. - I don't have any favourites. 1023 01:02:35,594 --> 01:02:38,847 - Look, Angel, y'know... - You've just outed your daughter... 1024 01:02:38,877 --> 01:02:40,361 - you creep! - No, Angel, look, 1025 01:02:40,391 --> 01:02:43,848 I just didn't want you to have the pressure, that's what I'm saying. 1026 01:02:44,091 --> 01:02:45,382 Can't you see, dad? 1027 01:02:45,894 --> 01:02:47,509 - It's all wrong. - No. 1028 01:02:48,180 --> 01:02:52,918 No look, this way I get to find out what's going on inside you, like any dad would. 1029 01:02:52,948 --> 01:02:56,115 But, dad, I don't understand what's going on inside me. 1030 01:02:56,145 --> 01:02:58,430 Right, okay, then we can work it out together. 1031 01:02:58,460 --> 01:03:00,507 But those feelings that you have for Claire, 1032 01:03:00,537 --> 01:03:02,909 there's nothing to be embarrassed or ashamed about. 1033 01:03:02,939 --> 01:03:06,068 You know, you can't control love, that's the whole point. 1034 01:03:06,317 --> 01:03:08,644 You don't understand, none of it's right! 1035 01:03:09,432 --> 01:03:10,600 Look, Angel! 1036 01:03:12,857 --> 01:03:13,857 Look. 1037 01:03:14,949 --> 01:03:17,365 - What's that about? - I don't want to end up like Ray! 1038 01:03:17,395 --> 01:03:18,847 Oh, come on! 1039 01:03:19,207 --> 01:03:21,751 I did that for us, for the job, for the house. 1040 01:03:22,114 --> 01:03:23,339 Oh, you cannot... 1041 01:03:23,599 --> 01:03:26,505 Alright look, I'll make it up to him somehow, I'll... 1042 01:03:26,535 --> 01:03:27,992 Fuckin' unbelievable. 1043 01:03:28,314 --> 01:03:31,293 - Look, stop filming. - Don't tell me what to do anymore! 1044 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:33,102 Too slow, mental. 1045 01:03:33,132 --> 01:03:35,324 - Alright, Joe, you're just making it worse. - There's worse? 1046 01:03:35,354 --> 01:03:37,350 Look, just go upstairs and get Judith, okay? 1047 01:03:37,380 --> 01:03:40,439 - The little lesbian stalker? - Grow up and do as you're told. 1048 01:03:40,469 --> 01:03:42,625 Fine! Fucking 'Madame Dildo'! 1049 01:03:44,695 --> 01:03:45,795 It's like... 1050 01:03:45,935 --> 01:03:48,654 it's not that difficult to grasp! 1051 01:03:48,941 --> 01:03:51,134 Look, I know it's a bit of a shock at first... 1052 01:03:51,164 --> 01:03:53,464 seeing it all back like that, but... 1053 01:03:53,816 --> 01:03:55,494 Think, this way we never need feel 1054 01:03:55,524 --> 01:03:58,129 any shame, any embarrassment ever again. 1055 01:03:58,159 --> 01:04:00,715 What I'm talking about is better understanding. 1056 01:04:00,745 --> 01:04:04,137 All of us being happier than we've ever been before. 1057 01:04:04,167 --> 01:04:06,340 - Happier? - Yes, happier. 1058 01:04:06,370 --> 01:04:08,315 Welcome to Andy's world of happiness 1059 01:04:08,345 --> 01:04:09,804 - and understanding. - And why not? 1060 01:04:09,834 --> 01:04:12,334 No, thank you. You promised me the keys. 1061 01:04:16,471 --> 01:04:18,680 A promise is a promise, eh, Sheila? 1062 01:04:19,242 --> 01:04:20,242 - Thank you. - I mean, Jesus... 1063 01:04:20,272 --> 01:04:22,707 you were the one that brought up the truth, you know? 1064 01:04:22,737 --> 01:04:26,977 Or does the truth only apply to, what is it, mortgages and promotions, is that it? 1065 01:04:27,007 --> 01:04:28,307 - Truth? - Yes. 1066 01:04:28,667 --> 01:04:29,667 Truth? 1067 01:04:30,461 --> 01:04:34,811 You wouldn't know the truth if it smacked you in the mouth, you stupid arse. 1068 01:04:35,350 --> 01:04:39,750 Mr Fucking Truth Detective? You didn't even check the date on the ultrasound. 1069 01:04:40,644 --> 01:04:41,994 What do you mean? 1070 01:04:42,606 --> 01:04:45,256 I'd forgotten I even had that, you bastard. 1071 01:04:45,303 --> 01:04:47,120 - I don't understand. - No, 1072 01:04:47,150 --> 01:04:49,649 you don't understand. You never did understand... 1073 01:04:49,679 --> 01:04:54,229 what it meant for me having Judith so soon after what having Joe took out of me. 1074 01:04:55,271 --> 01:04:56,271 God. 1075 01:04:56,485 --> 01:04:58,650 Andy, you... all that pressure... 1076 01:04:58,680 --> 01:05:01,651 - What pressure? - Telling everybody I was pregnant 1077 01:05:01,681 --> 01:05:04,193 when I hadn't even decided whether or not I wanted to keep it. 1078 01:05:04,223 --> 01:05:07,073 - I did that because I was happy... - You liar! 1079 01:05:07,131 --> 01:05:09,281 You did it so I couldn't back out! 1080 01:05:09,311 --> 01:05:12,136 - No, love, honestly... - All I wanted was a fucking rest! 1081 01:05:12,166 --> 01:05:14,636 No, love, you've got this completely wrong. 1082 01:05:14,666 --> 01:05:19,016 Well, I sure as shit wasn't going to tell you the third time I got pregnant. 1083 01:05:19,274 --> 01:05:20,274 Yeah. 1084 01:05:20,401 --> 01:05:22,251 There's some truth for you. 1085 01:05:22,860 --> 01:05:24,160 Talk about that. 1086 01:05:24,568 --> 01:05:25,668 Digest that. 1087 01:05:26,049 --> 01:05:27,449 Fucking love that! 1088 01:05:28,547 --> 01:05:30,347 Come on, kids, we're going! 1089 01:05:36,402 --> 01:05:38,823 - Nobody's going anywhere. - You keep away from me. 1090 01:05:38,853 --> 01:05:40,453 Just give me the keys. 1091 01:05:40,643 --> 01:05:42,310 - Give me back the keys. - Get off! 1092 01:05:42,340 --> 01:05:43,440 Get off her! 1093 01:05:44,014 --> 01:05:47,065 - Don't fucking touch her! - Nobody is fucking touching 1094 01:05:47,095 --> 01:05:48,394 fucking anybody! 1095 01:05:51,653 --> 01:05:52,953 I'm warning you! 1096 01:05:55,821 --> 01:05:56,871 How come... 1097 01:05:57,383 --> 01:06:00,010 that I am the outlaw here? Hey? 1098 01:06:00,523 --> 01:06:03,347 I mean, I've lied about a promotion for a couple of weeks. 1099 01:06:03,377 --> 01:06:04,377 You... 1100 01:06:04,604 --> 01:06:07,120 you have lied for years 1101 01:06:07,150 --> 01:06:09,226 about killing our baby. 1102 01:06:10,258 --> 01:06:11,958 Andy, just let us leave. 1103 01:06:13,139 --> 01:06:14,139 Look... 1104 01:06:14,169 --> 01:06:16,519 Oh, come on, don't back away from me. 1105 01:06:17,220 --> 01:06:18,220 Look, I... 1106 01:06:18,250 --> 01:06:20,350 Will you stop backing away? Look... 1107 01:06:20,404 --> 01:06:24,204 Look, there's no point if you're all always backing away from me. 1108 01:06:25,602 --> 01:06:28,252 Don't... don't... now you're being stupid. 1109 01:06:29,208 --> 01:06:30,758 Open the bloody door! 1110 01:06:32,332 --> 01:06:34,505 Alright, how come I'm the baddie here then? 1111 01:06:34,535 --> 01:06:36,086 How come I'm the baddie... 1112 01:06:36,116 --> 01:06:39,224 when you killed our child? 1113 01:06:39,727 --> 01:06:43,400 Because you're the bloody bastard that I couldn't turn to 1114 01:06:43,430 --> 01:06:45,810 when I had to make the hardest decision of my life. 1115 01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:47,540 No! I'm not having that! 1116 01:06:48,137 --> 01:06:49,137 I'm not. 1117 01:06:49,675 --> 01:06:51,725 I'm the bastard that loved you. 1118 01:06:52,286 --> 01:06:56,609 I'm the bastard that was there for you. You chose not to talk to me. 1119 01:06:57,032 --> 01:06:58,932 And it wasn't your decision. 1120 01:06:59,127 --> 01:07:01,570 They're not just your children. 1121 01:07:03,637 --> 01:07:05,087 Andy, let us leave. 1122 01:07:05,652 --> 01:07:06,652 No. 1123 01:07:06,682 --> 01:07:09,534 - We just want to leave. - Open the fucking door! 1124 01:07:11,296 --> 01:07:12,296 Right. 1125 01:07:13,004 --> 01:07:14,291 No... Fuck! 1126 01:07:15,772 --> 01:07:18,572 I just want to try and understand that's all. 1127 01:07:19,263 --> 01:07:21,063 I just want to understand. 1128 01:07:22,291 --> 01:07:25,818 - Please, just talk to me. - Andy, just let us go. 1129 01:07:25,848 --> 01:07:26,848 Look... 1130 01:07:27,545 --> 01:07:29,243 I just want to understand. 1131 01:07:29,273 --> 01:07:32,373 I don't want to fucking hurt you, you stupid bitch! 1132 01:07:34,675 --> 01:07:35,775 Dad, please! 1133 01:07:35,913 --> 01:07:37,148 - Judith! - Judith! 1134 01:07:37,178 --> 01:07:38,578 Get away from her! 1135 01:07:40,307 --> 01:07:42,557 I wouldn't hurt you, Angel, would I? 1136 01:07:42,994 --> 01:07:45,394 Keep away from her! 1137 01:07:46,264 --> 01:07:47,264 Angel! 1138 01:07:48,118 --> 01:07:50,348 Come on, Angel, you can't believe that I'd hurt you. 1139 01:07:50,378 --> 01:07:52,468 - Keep away from her. - I'm filming this. 1140 01:07:52,498 --> 01:07:54,730 - Angel! - Just be careful, Judith. 1141 01:07:54,760 --> 01:07:56,245 - Leave her! - Dad, no! 1142 01:07:56,275 --> 01:07:58,125 Stop being frightened of me. 1143 01:07:59,231 --> 01:08:00,231 Judith! 1144 01:08:02,063 --> 01:08:03,999 - Look what you're doing! - Judith! 1145 01:08:04,029 --> 01:08:06,179 - Shit! - Get away from me! 1146 01:08:06,209 --> 01:08:07,342 - No! - Judith! 1147 01:08:07,372 --> 01:08:09,480 - Angel! - Oh, my God! 1148 01:08:10,599 --> 01:08:13,523 - I've got you, I've got you. - You were swimming. 1149 01:08:13,553 --> 01:08:16,129 - Joe, go get some towels. - You were swimming, Angel! 1150 01:08:16,159 --> 01:08:19,234 It's alright, I've got you, I've got you. You stupid idiot! 1151 01:08:19,264 --> 01:08:21,914 - I'm sorry! - We're not leaving. You are! 1152 01:08:22,478 --> 01:08:25,128 Get your stuff and you're getting to Mike's! 1153 01:08:25,586 --> 01:08:26,586 Sorry! 1154 01:08:27,007 --> 01:08:28,007 I'm sorry! 1155 01:08:28,256 --> 01:08:31,756 If you're still here in the morning I'm calling the police! 1156 01:08:33,245 --> 01:08:34,245 Sorry! 1157 01:08:35,380 --> 01:08:36,480 I'm sorry... 1158 01:08:38,348 --> 01:08:39,348 Sorry. 1159 01:08:39,775 --> 01:08:40,775 Sorry. 1160 01:08:43,240 --> 01:08:44,240 Sorry. 1161 01:09:02,634 --> 01:09:03,634 Sorry... 1162 01:09:20,772 --> 01:09:23,622 I never meant for any of this to happen and... 1163 01:09:30,164 --> 01:09:32,064 I do love you all very much. 1164 01:09:35,959 --> 01:09:36,959 And if... 1165 01:09:42,791 --> 01:09:44,291 If I could change... 1166 01:09:46,388 --> 01:09:49,138 If I could change it all I would, but I can't. 1167 01:09:49,472 --> 01:09:50,477 I can't. 1168 01:09:50,507 --> 01:09:51,507 I can't. 1169 01:09:53,726 --> 01:09:56,026 I can't think about any other way... 1170 01:09:58,050 --> 01:10:03,050 to set you free and you have to believe that I'm doing this because I love you very much. 1171 01:10:04,461 --> 01:10:05,461 I... 1172 01:10:06,418 --> 01:10:08,268 I love you very much and... 1173 01:10:10,375 --> 01:10:11,725 You deserve more. 1174 01:10:20,278 --> 01:10:21,278 Daddy... 1175 01:10:27,333 --> 01:10:30,483 It's the only thing that daddy can do for... for you... 1176 01:10:41,164 --> 01:10:43,564 It's the only thing that daddy can do. 1177 01:10:50,467 --> 01:10:51,467 Angel... 1178 01:10:54,926 --> 01:10:55,926 Oh, Angel. 1179 01:11:03,034 --> 01:11:05,034 See how you're growing up now. 1180 01:11:08,002 --> 01:11:09,552 And I won't be there. 1181 01:11:12,278 --> 01:11:14,178 I won't be there to see you. 1182 01:11:20,223 --> 01:11:21,673 When you find me... 1183 01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:22,800 Shit! 1184 01:11:23,207 --> 01:11:24,207 Oh, shit! 1185 01:11:38,040 --> 01:11:39,040 Dad? 1186 01:11:39,249 --> 01:11:41,599 Don't come in, Angel. Go... go to bed. 1187 01:11:47,107 --> 01:11:48,107 Dad? 1188 01:11:48,137 --> 01:11:49,387 I'm fine, love. 1189 01:11:49,788 --> 01:11:51,088 Are you alright? 1190 01:11:51,118 --> 01:11:52,718 I'm fine, go upstairs. 1191 01:11:54,567 --> 01:11:57,567 Go on, upstairs, I'm just a bit tired that's all. 1192 01:11:57,783 --> 01:12:00,183 - Are you sure you're alright? - Yes. 1193 01:12:00,691 --> 01:12:01,691 Yes, yes. 1194 01:12:03,993 --> 01:12:05,543 Come here, come here. 1195 01:12:09,247 --> 01:12:10,797 I love you very much. 1196 01:12:16,258 --> 01:12:17,258 It's okay. 1197 01:12:19,301 --> 01:12:20,301 Dad? 1198 01:12:21,274 --> 01:12:23,233 It'll all be alright, you know... 1199 01:12:23,263 --> 01:12:25,713 - It'll be fine. - It's gonna be fine. 1200 01:12:26,155 --> 01:12:27,855 It'll sort itself out. 1201 01:12:28,566 --> 01:12:29,566 Go on. 1202 01:12:30,252 --> 01:12:31,898 Go upstairs, go to bed. 1203 01:12:31,928 --> 01:12:34,378 We've all had a very late night, go on. 1204 01:12:36,400 --> 01:12:38,400 Go on, go and find some sleep. 1205 01:12:42,638 --> 01:12:44,788 Please, Angel, please, go to bed. 1206 01:12:47,854 --> 01:12:49,254 I'll be gone soon. 1207 01:12:50,103 --> 01:12:52,003 I don't want you to go, dad. 1208 01:12:55,357 --> 01:12:56,907 Come here, come here. 1209 01:13:02,968 --> 01:13:03,968 Angel. 1210 01:13:05,779 --> 01:13:06,779 Angel. 1211 01:13:09,638 --> 01:13:13,765 - I love you very, very, very much. - I love you too, dad. 1212 01:13:15,713 --> 01:13:17,913 I promise you it'll all be alright. 1213 01:13:17,943 --> 01:13:20,043 We'll be okay again, it'll just be like normal. 1214 01:13:20,073 --> 01:13:22,923 I know. I know, everything's going to be fine. 1215 01:13:24,455 --> 01:13:26,455 Everything's going to be fine. 1216 01:13:29,363 --> 01:13:30,363 Come here. 1217 01:13:32,250 --> 01:13:33,500 Don't cry, dad. 1218 01:13:33,693 --> 01:13:34,693 I'm not. 1219 01:13:35,849 --> 01:13:36,849 I'm fine. 1220 01:13:38,369 --> 01:13:40,369 Everything's going to be fine. 1221 01:13:49,467 --> 01:13:50,467 Angel... 1222 01:13:50,661 --> 01:13:51,861 Just be quiet. 1223 01:13:53,644 --> 01:13:55,544 Dad, get off me. Get off me. 1224 01:13:56,660 --> 01:13:57,660 Be quiet. 1225 01:14:13,778 --> 01:14:15,128 Please, be quiet. 1226 01:14:27,787 --> 01:14:28,802 Be quiet. 1227 01:14:28,832 --> 01:14:30,282 Be quiet for daddy. 1228 01:14:39,951 --> 01:14:40,951 Please. 1229 01:14:51,021 --> 01:14:52,471 There's a good girl. 1230 01:14:52,501 --> 01:14:54,001 There's a good girl. 1231 01:15:18,892 --> 01:15:19,992 Just let go. 1232 01:15:20,373 --> 01:15:21,473 Just let go. 1233 01:15:22,119 --> 01:15:23,219 Just let go. 1234 01:15:25,248 --> 01:15:26,248 Let go. 1235 01:15:26,405 --> 01:15:27,405 Let go. 1236 01:15:37,762 --> 01:15:38,762 Let go. 1237 01:16:10,989 --> 01:16:12,291 Oh, Angel... 1238 01:16:45,405 --> 01:16:46,405 Happy now? 1239 01:19:32,717 --> 01:19:34,317 Come on, out you come. 1240 01:19:51,759 --> 01:19:53,059 What a good boy. 1241 01:19:53,218 --> 01:19:55,168 There's a good lad, good lad. 1242 01:19:58,530 --> 01:19:59,530 Come on. 1243 01:20:06,033 --> 01:20:07,033 Come here. 1244 01:20:09,045 --> 01:20:10,045 Come here. 1245 01:20:16,496 --> 01:20:18,753 No, give me your hands. 1246 01:20:19,225 --> 01:20:20,225 Come on... 1247 01:20:20,621 --> 01:20:21,621 Come on. 1248 01:20:27,810 --> 01:20:29,160 You're good kids. 1249 01:20:29,562 --> 01:20:31,412 Everything's gonna be fine. 1250 01:20:31,805 --> 01:20:32,805 Good kids. 1251 01:20:37,210 --> 01:20:38,210 No! 1252 01:20:38,616 --> 01:20:39,616 No! 1253 01:20:39,934 --> 01:20:41,167 No, no! No! 1254 01:20:41,480 --> 01:20:42,983 No! No! No! 1255 01:20:43,230 --> 01:20:44,230 No! 1256 01:20:44,722 --> 01:20:45,998 No! No! 1257 01:20:46,598 --> 01:20:47,798 Sweetness, no! 1258 01:20:49,853 --> 01:20:50,853 No! 1259 01:20:52,097 --> 01:20:55,497 No, it's all going to be fine. It's all going to be fine. 1260 01:20:56,958 --> 01:20:58,808 They're fine. They're fine! 1261 01:20:59,296 --> 01:21:00,446 They're fine! 1262 01:21:01,740 --> 01:21:03,690 I didn't mean for it to hurt. 1263 01:21:03,729 --> 01:21:05,329 It wasn't supposed to. 1264 01:21:35,810 --> 01:21:37,410 It wasn't supposed to. 1265 01:21:38,086 --> 01:21:40,036 It wasn't supposed to happen. 1266 01:21:40,529 --> 01:21:41,529 I'm sorry. 1267 01:21:42,464 --> 01:21:43,464 Come on. 1268 01:21:48,623 --> 01:21:49,623 Come on. 1269 01:21:53,048 --> 01:21:54,198 Yes, you can. 1270 01:21:54,724 --> 01:21:55,874 Yes, you can. 1271 01:21:56,744 --> 01:21:58,094 Come on, darling. 1272 01:21:58,439 --> 01:21:59,889 Come on, sweetness. 1273 01:22:00,190 --> 01:22:02,990 Come to the kids. Please, come with the kids. 1274 01:22:04,661 --> 01:22:06,410 Please, come with the kids. 1275 01:22:06,440 --> 01:22:07,440 Come on... 1276 01:22:07,563 --> 01:22:08,613 the kids... 1277 01:22:09,048 --> 01:22:11,098 The kids and you... the kids... 1278 01:22:11,837 --> 01:22:13,785 Come on... It's going to be fine. 1279 01:22:13,815 --> 01:22:15,415 It's going to be fine. 1280 01:22:16,991 --> 01:22:18,641 Ready? One, two, three! 1281 01:22:23,086 --> 01:22:24,086 Come on... 1282 01:22:24,116 --> 01:22:25,416 One, two, three! 1283 01:22:26,762 --> 01:22:27,764 Nearly there. 1284 01:22:27,794 --> 01:22:29,094 See? The kids... 1285 01:22:32,891 --> 01:22:35,388 Come on... This way, sweetness... 1286 01:22:36,037 --> 01:22:37,687 One more time, come on. 1287 01:22:43,864 --> 01:22:44,964 Here we are. 1288 01:22:46,302 --> 01:22:47,783 Here we all are. 1289 01:22:47,813 --> 01:22:49,313 See? We're together. 1290 01:22:49,496 --> 01:22:50,746 We're together. 1291 01:22:51,502 --> 01:22:52,601 All of us... 1292 01:22:52,742 --> 01:22:54,192 We're all together. 1293 01:22:56,091 --> 01:22:57,091 It's good. 1294 01:23:00,133 --> 01:23:01,133 It's good. 1295 01:23:01,955 --> 01:23:03,555 I'll be with you soon. 1296 01:23:04,383 --> 01:23:05,983 I'll be with you soon. 1297 01:23:43,296 --> 01:23:46,196 Can you take these and put them in the car, please? 1298 01:23:46,279 --> 01:23:47,279 Thanks. 1299 01:23:51,571 --> 01:23:52,809 Oh, love... 1300 01:24:00,377 --> 01:24:01,627 Come on, Angel! 1301 01:24:06,480 --> 01:24:08,780 Don't tell me this is still running. 1302 01:24:09,784 --> 01:24:10,659 Who left this o- 1303 01:26:00,464 --> 01:26:03,964 Closed Captions: Onizuka20, Kikka.Muse, fenrir94, pino3dita 1304 01:26:04,361 --> 01:26:07,211 Revision: Francesco Bavastro "zefram cochrane" 1305 01:26:08,436 --> 01:26:11,336 ::Italian Subs Addicted:: [www.italiansubs.net] 95197