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Previously on "Wrecked"...
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The Barracuda: You'll come by
my tent every night.
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What's in it for me?
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I'm kidding.
Obviously, sex, isn't it?
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Oh, and I'm pregnant.
And you're the father.
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Obviously, there's no way
that she's pregnant.
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Okay.
What do you need me to do?
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Just one more big push,
Rosa.
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Okay.
You can do it.
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Oh, my! [ Gasps ]
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It's a baby!
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Bye.
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**
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Oh, my goodness!
Oh!
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We did it!
Oh, my God!
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[ Laughs ]
[ Laughing ] Oh!
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[ Sighs ]
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You did it.
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Okay, you're a good doctor,
Dr. Florence.
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No, I'm not.
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I'm a bad doctor.
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What?
I'm a naughty doctor.
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**
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What are you gonna do
about it?
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What do I want to do
about it?
Yeah.
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**
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[ Seagulls calling ]
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Ahh!
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Jesus, Karen!
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The pirates
returned our luggage.
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Also,
you have a boner.
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Come on!
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**
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Well,
all my jewelry's gone,
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but it's not
a total bust,
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because they left me with...
a single Q-tip.
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Oh, God damn it!
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The cut all the nipples
out of my shirts!
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[ Chuckles ]
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Hey,
I cut the titties out!
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[ Laughs ]
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What's up, dawg?
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I mean, I think
that's a good look.
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Really?
Oh, yeah.
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You think
that this is a good look.
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Oh, yeah.
You could pull that off.
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I'm glad they stole
your jewelry.
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What is happening
over there?
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Are they flirting?
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[ Laughs ]
What the hell --
Mario?
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Florence: It's gonna be painful.
Mm-hmm.
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Aw, pbht!
Check me, I'll figure it out.
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Are you friends
flirting?
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What?!
What?!
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Flirting --
We're not flirting.
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We're talking.
Oh, my God.
You're flirting!
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Oh.
Turns out I was flirting.
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Oh, what?
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Yes! [ Laughs ]
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Babe,
they didn't take
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my Roger by Roger Federer
sweatbands.
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Suckers were sitting
on a gold mine,
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didn't even know it.
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I don't get it.
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Why would they give us
our stuff back now?
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Who cares?
They must be leaving.
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Good riddance.
Pirate rule is horse shit.
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Todd, these pirates are our last
chance to get off the island.
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If that boat leaves,
we die here.
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But I don't want
to die here.
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I want to die
in Scottsdale.
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We all do.
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That's why
we got to get on that boat.
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How?
We got nothing to offer.
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Th-There is one thing.
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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I don't know.
I really like these sweatbands.
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I got to bang
one of these pirates.
What?!
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There is no way I'm gonna let
one of these scum sacks
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anywhere near your smokin'-hot
boobies and butt.
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Okay, you think
I want to do this?
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Yeah.
This is
the only way.
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In exchange for sex, we ask
for two spots on the ship.
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It's a classic
reverse indecent proposal.
Reverse indecent proposal.
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Exactly.
Hell, no.
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No, no, no, no, no, no,
hell, no.
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I just made peace
with you and Chet.
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I don't think I could handle
you boning down with a pirate.
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Plus, what makes you think
one of these pud-knockers
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would even
go for it?
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Well, Tank Top's been flirting
with me.
What!?
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Yeah. He's, like,
totally into me. It's
so obvious. Come on.
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All I'm saying
is that if we offer,
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I know
he'll say yes.
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Except he won't be able
to, 'cause I'm gonna
murder him by killing him.
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Oh, my God.
Todd, listen to me.
Do this.
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Look.
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This is about
saving our lives.
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And besides,
a wiener just a wiener.
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Okay?
Don't cheek-stroke me.
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You know
I hate that.
Listen to me.
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I am your babe,
and your babe only.
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No matter what.
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Fine.
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But you have to wear
like 10 condoms.
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That's not
how condoms work.
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And you have to wrap
a shirt around it.
No!
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Oh, whew!
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[ Romantic music playing ]
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I bet your dead husband
never gave it to you like that.
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[ Scoffs ]
He sure didn't.
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But it'll do.
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So,
I've been, uh,
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I've been thinking
a little bit about us.
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I have things
to do.
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Things to do!
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It's a Monday,
isn't it?
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You know,
you act all tough.
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But I think inside,
you're actually very tender.
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I'm not.
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Now,
if you let me in,
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I bet
old Steve could --
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The Barracuda.
Oh, shit.
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Uh, the buyer
came through.
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Hello, V-Neck.
The buyer's come through?
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[ Whispering ]
Who's the buyer?
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Can you get out?
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[ Normal voice ]
What about our conversation?
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Now!
All right!
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**
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Todd: 'Sup, dude?
Jess: Hey. [ Laughs ]
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Working hard
or hardly working, right?
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[ Laughs ]
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Working hard.
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Very cool.
Mm.
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So, it looks like
you dawgs
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are tearin' out of here soon,
huh?
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Yeah, sucks!
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Feels like we barely
got to know each other.
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Okay.
What's going on?
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'Cause I've got
a lot of sorting to do,
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and I need this interaction
to be over.
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Well, we were just saying that,
you know,
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it would be
so great
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if we could just
go on that boat with you
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and just, like,
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really, you know,
get to know each other.
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Yeah.
Not gonna happen.
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Okay.
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Well, what if
I have sex with you?
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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Reverse
indecent proposal.
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That's a bold move.
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That's a risky move.
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What makes you think
I'd be interested?
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[ Scoffs ]
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Well, I mean, you've been
flirting with me
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for weeks,
so...
No, I haven't.
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Oh! Busted!
No.
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[ Chuckling ]
Oh, my God.
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She thinks everyone
is flirting with her.
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No, I don't!
Uh, yeah, you do.
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My friend Chuck,
Tony Touch,
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Bake Show, Gawler,
my boy O-Ring...
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Okay, O-Ring
literally proposed to me.
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So, that's...
So have I!
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That literally
means nothing!
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Tank Top: Shh! Keep it -- hey!
Keep your voices down.
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So, you know what?
I am interested, but...
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I want
something different.
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I'm talkin' about a reverse
reverse indecent proposal.
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So, a...
decent proposal?
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See, it turns out,
um...
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I'm quite bi-curious.
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Oh! Oh, no.
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So yeah, I think
I can get you on that boat,
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but, uh, I'm gonna want
to do both of you.
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Together.
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**
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This dude's crazy.
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He's playing mind games
with us.
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What are you
talking about?
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You've always wanted
to have a threesome.
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I've always wanted to have
a threesome with another girl.
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Four boobies, one dong --
the way God intended.
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Read the Bible!
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Uh, why can't it be two boobs
and two dongs, huh?
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What?
The hell kind of math is that?
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Are you serious?
Oh, my God.
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Todd, are you really
not gonna do this?
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I just -- I think that we should
go back to the OG plan
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and tell him
that it's you and you alone.
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10 minutes ago, you didn't
want me to do that at all!
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Babe, it's like you said --
a wiener's a wiener.
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Oh, my God.
And a butt's a butt.
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So you man up,
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and you [bleep] that pirate
with me.
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Jess,
come on.
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Hey!
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This reverse
reverse indecent proposal
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is tearing us apart!
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[ Chuckles ]
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So weird how everyone
was teasing us
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about that
we were flirting.
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It's like,
"What?"
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What? [ Laughs ]
Right?
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We're all stuck
on this island together.
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It's not like
we're gonna start hooking up
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and, like,
in the bushes,
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just going down
on each other.
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[ Chuckles ]
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That's exactly what --
why I thought it was so funny.
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It's insane.
Steve: Florence!
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Can I have a word with you,
just the two of us?
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Yeah, just --
just you and I?
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Um...
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Okay.
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Well,
uh, hypothetically,
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if you were in a relationship
with someone...
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Hmm.
...and you wanted
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to take it
to the next level...
Oh.
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...what would you do?
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How well
do you know each other?
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Well, let's just say
we're...having sex. [ Chuckles ]
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You really expect us to believe
that someone on this island
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who has met you
is having sex with you?
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Yes, Owen,
because it's true!
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[ Laughs ]
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I can't hold it in!
We're doing it!
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Doggy-style...
All right.
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Oh!
...wheelbarrow,
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upside-down,
how's your father...
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Mm.
Oh, wow.
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...so sexually,
it's, uh, pretty good.
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Oh,
it sounds like it.
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I just need some advice
on the emotional front.
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Okay.
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Steve, whoever this is
or isn't...
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Oh, it is.
Sure.
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She probably just
wants you to...
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tell her
how you feel...
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so she can know
if the vibe is real.
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**
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What is that?
Is that, like, a song lyric?
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No, Steve.
Okay?
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Just, I don't know,
take her on a date.
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Oh, a date.
Of course.
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Yeah.
Like a picnic.
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Sure, yeah.
That's cute.
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Thank you, Florence.
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And Owen,
a bit rude standing there,
254
00:08:35,833 --> 00:08:37,900
just listening
to our conversation.
255
00:08:37,933 --> 00:08:39,500
Oh, I apologize.
Thank you.
256
00:08:39,533 --> 00:08:41,500
Okay.
A bit rude.
257
00:08:41,533 --> 00:08:44,633
[ Groans ] Stupid Todd
with his stupid penis!
258
00:08:44,667 --> 00:08:46,500
I mean, why can't he just
have a threesome?
259
00:08:46,533 --> 00:08:49,233
What is the worst
that could happen?
260
00:08:49,267 --> 00:08:52,567
[ Jam music plays ]
261
00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:53,833
Whoa!
262
00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:56,167
Hell, yeah.
263
00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:57,367
Some ponging.
264
00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:59,733
That thing --
that's hilarious.
265
00:08:59,767 --> 00:09:01,167
Yeah, I thought
we could chill a little bit
266
00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:02,533
before we get
to humping.
267
00:09:02,567 --> 00:09:04,533
Brews in the fridge, you guys.
Help yourselves.
268
00:09:04,567 --> 00:09:05,533
Sick.
269
00:09:05,567 --> 00:09:07,833
Lovin'
the jam-band tunes.
270
00:09:07,867 --> 00:09:10,167
Wait,
are those...
271
00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:11,833
Roger by Roger Federer
sweatbands?
272
00:09:11,867 --> 00:09:13,167
Of course.
273
00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:14,567
I don't hit the links
without 'em.
274
00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:16,733
You play golf?
You bet.
275
00:09:16,767 --> 00:09:18,533
I'm still working on
my scratch game. I'm a --
276
00:09:18,567 --> 00:09:21,233
Eight handicap.
Eight handicap.
277
00:09:21,267 --> 00:09:24,367
[ Chris De Burgh's
"Lady in Red" plays ]
278
00:09:25,767 --> 00:09:28,800
What are we doing?
279
00:09:28,833 --> 00:09:30,667
* Ooh
280
00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:33,900
Jess,
you can go.
281
00:09:33,933 --> 00:09:35,533
I'm gay now.
282
00:09:35,567 --> 00:09:36,900
What?
283
00:09:36,933 --> 00:09:39,000
I don't love you.
284
00:09:39,033 --> 00:09:40,500
* I've never seen you
looking so lovely *
285
00:09:40,533 --> 00:09:43,167
I love you.
* As you did tonight
286
00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:45,200
I know this is quick,
but...
287
00:09:45,233 --> 00:09:46,833
will you gay marry me?
288
00:09:46,867 --> 00:09:50,033
You gay bet I will.
289
00:09:51,333 --> 00:09:53,167
* I've never seen so many men
asking if you wanted to dance *
290
00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:55,033
[ Screams ]
291
00:09:55,067 --> 00:09:56,833
Oh, God.
292
00:09:56,867 --> 00:09:58,867
We can't do it.
293
00:09:58,900 --> 00:10:01,467
He'll fall in love.
294
00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:02,833
[ Gasps ]
295
00:10:02,867 --> 00:10:04,900
The hell's her problem?
296
00:10:04,933 --> 00:10:07,000
I got to bang some dude?
297
00:10:07,033 --> 00:10:09,167
[ Grunts, groans ]
298
00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:13,233
Why can't she just do it solo?
299
00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:16,500
[ Chris De Burgh's
"Lady in Red" plays ]
300
00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:17,700
Wow.
301
00:10:17,733 --> 00:10:19,567
[ Sighs ]
302
00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:22,233
This is so...
Romantic?
303
00:10:22,267 --> 00:10:23,667
* Ooh
304
00:10:23,700 --> 00:10:25,200
You deserve it.
305
00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:29,400
* Ooh
306
00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,167
See anything
you like?
307
00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:34,033
No.
* I've never --
308
00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,367
What?
309
00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:37,700
That's tiny.
Todd has a way bigger dong.
310
00:10:37,733 --> 00:10:40,200
What if I just go down on you
for like a few hours?
311
00:10:40,233 --> 00:10:41,700
Eh, no way.
Hate that stuff.
312
00:10:41,733 --> 00:10:43,333
Well, your boyfriend
already turned me down,
313
00:10:43,367 --> 00:10:44,533
and if you don't have sex
with me,
314
00:10:44,567 --> 00:10:45,900
I'll kill
both of you.
315
00:10:45,933 --> 00:10:47,333
I don't care.
316
00:10:47,367 --> 00:10:49,333
I want Todd
and Todd only.
317
00:10:49,367 --> 00:10:51,033
Even if
it kills us.
318
00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,233
Aah!
319
00:10:52,267 --> 00:10:54,200
I am...furious!
320
00:10:54,233 --> 00:10:58,567
I will
kill everyone!
321
00:10:58,600 --> 00:10:59,867
[ Gasps ]
322
00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:01,033
Oh, God.
323
00:11:01,067 --> 00:11:03,400
I've got to be there.
324
00:11:03,433 --> 00:11:06,033
She loves me too much.
325
00:11:06,067 --> 00:11:07,700
Jess: Todd!
326
00:11:07,733 --> 00:11:09,967
Todd!
327
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,400
Jess!
328
00:11:12,433 --> 00:11:13,667
Todd!
329
00:11:13,700 --> 00:11:15,367
[ Grunts ]
330
00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,233
You were right.
We can't have a threesome.
331
00:11:17,267 --> 00:11:18,633
No,
you were right.
332
00:11:18,667 --> 00:11:20,367
We have to
have a threesome.
333
00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:22,167
I let you
go in there alone,
334
00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:23,533
you'll get us
both killed.
335
00:11:23,567 --> 00:11:26,967
Wait, what?
Shh, shh,
shh, shh, shh.
336
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,367
Let's go
bang a pirate.
337
00:11:30,567 --> 00:11:32,800
Where are you
taking me?
338
00:11:32,833 --> 00:11:35,067
I thought you said
there was an emergency.
339
00:11:35,100 --> 00:11:36,500
It's a picnic emergency.
340
00:11:36,533 --> 00:11:38,967
I don't have time for this
right now, Steve.
341
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,167
I'm very busy.
342
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,000
Five minutes.
343
00:11:42,033 --> 00:11:43,700
Maybe seven.
344
00:11:43,733 --> 00:11:45,867
[ Sighs ]
345
00:11:45,900 --> 00:11:47,567
Okay.
346
00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:51,467
So, unfortunately,
347
00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:53,800
I don't have
any real picnic food
348
00:11:53,833 --> 00:11:56,567
because we're stuck
on a deserted island.
349
00:11:57,567 --> 00:12:01,167
So you wrote the word "cheese"
on a rock?
350
00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:04,167
Fancy some wine?
[ Laughs ]
351
00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:06,800
All right.
Let's do this.
352
00:12:06,833 --> 00:12:08,500
Take your pants off.
353
00:12:08,533 --> 00:12:12,333
Uh, actually, um,
I brought you here
354
00:12:12,367 --> 00:12:14,700
because I want us
to talk.
355
00:12:14,733 --> 00:12:17,300
Um, get to know
each other.
356
00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:18,500
I'll go first.
357
00:12:18,533 --> 00:12:20,367
So, something you don't know
about me
358
00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:22,033
is I used to
be married.
359
00:12:22,067 --> 00:12:24,300
Okay?
360
00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:26,867
And my ex --
she cheated on me.
361
00:12:26,900 --> 00:12:28,200
She used me.
362
00:12:28,233 --> 00:12:31,233
And I swore I would never
let it happen again,
363
00:12:31,267 --> 00:12:34,167
no matter how pipin' hot
the sex was.
364
00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:36,167
You don't want
to have sex anymore.
365
00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:38,567
[ Stammers ]
No, no! That's not it!
366
00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:39,833
Please.
367
00:12:39,867 --> 00:12:41,533
I'm just trying
to get you to let me in.
368
00:12:41,567 --> 00:12:43,167
I know
that deep down,
369
00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:46,667
underneath that cool,
tough pirate-girl image,
370
00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:48,167
you're a nice person.
371
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,367
[ Scoffs ]
372
00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:52,233
You don't give up,
do you, Steve?
373
00:12:53,667 --> 00:12:55,133
The Barracuda!
374
00:12:55,167 --> 00:12:56,333
Aah, V-Neck!
375
00:12:56,367 --> 00:12:58,233
Have you
heard of knocking?
376
00:12:58,267 --> 00:13:00,833
Where am I supposed to knock,
Steve?
377
00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:02,200
What is it?
378
00:13:02,233 --> 00:13:03,733
The deal's ready
to be finalized.
379
00:13:03,767 --> 00:13:05,233
I have to go.
380
00:13:05,267 --> 00:13:07,833
**
381
00:13:07,867 --> 00:13:10,167
Thanks for the cheese.
382
00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:14,000
**
383
00:13:14,033 --> 00:13:15,200
Hey.
384
00:13:15,233 --> 00:13:16,833
We -- We talked over
your offer,
385
00:13:16,867 --> 00:13:18,567
and...
we'll do it.
386
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:22,367
Well,
all right.
387
00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:24,233
But we're gonna need
to make some rules.
388
00:13:24,267 --> 00:13:25,700
Rule number one --
389
00:13:25,733 --> 00:13:27,367
You're not allowed
to fall in love with each other!
390
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,200
What?
What?
391
00:13:29,233 --> 00:13:30,700
Why would that even be
a rule?
392
00:13:30,733 --> 00:13:31,833
It is a rule!
393
00:13:31,867 --> 00:13:34,133
You both have to agree to it,
or no deal.
394
00:13:34,167 --> 00:13:37,000
All right.
Yeah, of course.
395
00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:39,067
Okay.
Actual rule number one --
396
00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:41,167
I hump you,
you don't hump me.
397
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:42,833
Wow.
That's interesting.
398
00:13:42,867 --> 00:13:45,100
You're sure you don't even want
to try it just a little bit?
399
00:13:45,933 --> 00:13:47,667
We'll play it by ear.
400
00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:48,733
Final rule!
401
00:13:48,767 --> 00:13:50,167
I pick the music,
strictly jam bands.
402
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:51,533
No!
403
00:13:51,567 --> 00:13:52,633
No jam bands!
404
00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:54,533
No harmonicas,
no improvising, no solos.
405
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:55,967
Oh, this is not the girl
who was like...
One guitar...
406
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,800
"Take me to Widespread..."
...noodling thingie...
407
00:13:57,833 --> 00:13:59,500
...again and again
and again and...
...whatever that is.
408
00:13:59,533 --> 00:14:01,700
[ Indistinct shouting ]
Whoa, whoa whoa!
409
00:14:01,733 --> 00:14:03,733
God, you guys
fight a lot, huh?
410
00:14:03,767 --> 00:14:05,167
No.
Yes.
411
00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:07,800
So, you down to clown
or what?
412
00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:09,400
[ Chuckles ]
413
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:13,367
Does it look like
I'm down to clown?
414
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:15,033
Oh, wow.
That's miming.
415
00:14:15,067 --> 00:14:16,733
No,
that's not clowning.
416
00:14:16,767 --> 00:14:18,800
That's real bad miming.
417
00:14:18,833 --> 00:14:20,500
[ Gasps ]
My God.
418
00:14:20,533 --> 00:14:22,167
That's --
Oh, God.
419
00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:24,167
Oh, no.
Wow.
420
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:25,700
God bless!
Oh, man!
421
00:14:33,733 --> 00:14:36,633
S-So, how should we --
how should we start?
422
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:39,200
You in her, and them me in her,
and then we touch butts?
423
00:14:39,233 --> 00:14:40,400
Or you want
more of a sandwich sitch?
424
00:14:40,433 --> 00:14:41,867
Shh.
Or --
425
00:14:41,900 --> 00:14:44,967
Show me how you normally start
when you're alone.
426
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,500
Oh, we got
this act down.
Oh. Yeah.
427
00:14:47,533 --> 00:14:49,567
Quick and dirty.
Jess, hop to it.
428
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:51,367
[ Groans ]
[ Spitting ]
429
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,367
Tank Top:
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
430
00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:55,400
Hey hey! Stop.
What, are you spitting?
431
00:14:55,433 --> 00:14:56,967
Jesus, man!
What's happening?
432
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,467
What?
You told us to start slammin'.
No, no, no.
433
00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:01,167
We're not gonna be
slammin' anything.
434
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,367
We will be making love,
435
00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:05,033
and love
is about coming together.
436
00:15:05,067 --> 00:15:06,233
[ Both laugh ]
437
00:15:06,267 --> 00:15:07,867
That's impossible.
438
00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:09,700
No,
I mean becoming one.
439
00:15:09,733 --> 00:15:12,333
You two need to start listening
to each other's bodies.
440
00:15:12,367 --> 00:15:14,700
I mean really hear each other,
do you know what I mean?
441
00:15:14,733 --> 00:15:18,367
I honestly have no idea
what you're talking about.
442
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:21,000
Okay.
Face each other.
443
00:15:21,033 --> 00:15:25,167
Todd,
look at Jess.
444
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,700
Nope,
in the eyes.
445
00:15:26,733 --> 00:15:28,233
In the eyes?
446
00:15:28,267 --> 00:15:29,833
Why would I...
447
00:15:29,867 --> 00:15:31,533
Whoa.
448
00:15:31,567 --> 00:15:33,033
Wow.
449
00:15:33,067 --> 00:15:35,233
What is happening
to us?
450
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:37,300
I'm getting all...
451
00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:39,000
goose-pimply.
452
00:15:39,033 --> 00:15:40,200
[ Chuckles ]
453
00:15:40,233 --> 00:15:41,633
Now, Jess,
I'm guessing
454
00:15:41,667 --> 00:15:43,700
that little plank-board
situation from before
455
00:15:43,733 --> 00:15:45,867
isn't exactly
how you like to get down.
456
00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:47,500
So why don't you
tell Todd
457
00:15:47,533 --> 00:15:49,867
exactly what you want him
to do to you?
458
00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:51,700
Like,
with words, or...?
459
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:54,100
Yeah, with words.
That's -- yes.
460
00:15:55,567 --> 00:15:57,200
Kiss...
461
00:15:57,233 --> 00:15:59,167
my neck.
462
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,833
Your neck?
463
00:16:01,867 --> 00:16:03,033
**
464
00:16:03,067 --> 00:16:05,100
I mean,
okay.
465
00:16:06,567 --> 00:16:07,700
[ Moans ]
466
00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:09,867
What's that sound?
Am I hurting you?
467
00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:11,500
No!
468
00:16:11,533 --> 00:16:15,233
No,
I-I-I liked it.
469
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,200
Yeah.
470
00:16:19,233 --> 00:16:21,200
Now we're
getting going.
471
00:16:21,233 --> 00:16:23,200
[ Laughs ]
472
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:27,267
Now it's Tank Top Time.
473
00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:29,367
Man:
All right.
474
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:31,300
So, he says he'll give you
$200,000 a pop
475
00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:33,167
and he'll take
everyone under 50,
476
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,800
so that leaves
29 islanders.
477
00:16:34,833 --> 00:16:37,633
The Barracuda: Tell him
I said $250,000,
478
00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:40,167
and I want them
gone tomorrow.
479
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:43,167
What about
everybody else?
480
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:45,467
Kill them.
481
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:46,700
Aah!
482
00:16:46,733 --> 00:16:48,500
**
483
00:16:48,533 --> 00:16:51,833
Caught this one outside,
eavesdropping.
484
00:16:51,867 --> 00:16:53,867
You want me
to kill him?
Steve: Please, no!
485
00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:55,200
I didn't hear anything.
486
00:16:55,233 --> 00:16:56,467
I've actually got
an ear infection, so...
487
00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:57,833
I'm just --
The Barracuda: No.
488
00:16:57,867 --> 00:17:02,233
I've decided
Steve will be coming with us.
489
00:17:02,267 --> 00:17:03,833
**
490
00:17:03,867 --> 00:17:05,400
Wow!
[ Gasps ]
491
00:17:05,433 --> 00:17:08,000
I never felt
so close to you.
492
00:17:08,033 --> 00:17:09,733
I never felt
so close to you.
493
00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:11,200
Tank Top: Whoo!
494
00:17:11,233 --> 00:17:14,333
Oh!
Tell me about it, huh?
495
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,033
Yeah.
[ Sighs ]
496
00:17:16,067 --> 00:17:17,367
Whoo! [ Laughs ]
497
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:20,167
Man,
I feel loose!
Yeah.
498
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:22,367
I'll tell you what. Your timing
couldn't have been any better.
499
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,233
Yeah, I feel like we really
got into a nice rhythm there,
500
00:17:24,267 --> 00:17:25,467
you know?
501
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,167
No, no.
I mean The Barracuda.
502
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,000
She's about to round up
all your friends
503
00:17:29,033 --> 00:17:31,967
and cut out their organs,
sell 'em on the black market.
504
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,200
[ Scoffs ]
505
00:17:33,233 --> 00:17:34,500
Come again?
506
00:17:34,533 --> 00:17:37,200
Kidneys!
Yeah, those things sell, man.
507
00:17:37,233 --> 00:17:40,233
I tell you what,
you guys are precious capital.
508
00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:42,200
You'll have to
kill everyone.
509
00:17:42,233 --> 00:17:44,233
Yeah,
but you know what?
510
00:17:44,267 --> 00:17:47,333
You guys don't worry,
'cause you're good.
511
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:48,800
You're gonna be on that boat
with me.
512
00:17:48,833 --> 00:17:51,800
And every day
is gonna be Tank Top Time.
513
00:17:51,833 --> 00:17:53,000
[ Laughs ]
514
00:17:53,033 --> 00:17:54,333
Whoo!
Aah!
515
00:17:54,367 --> 00:17:56,700
[ Laughs ]
Tank Top Time!
516
00:18:00,833 --> 00:18:02,167
Todd.
517
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,033
Todd, we have to
tell everyone!
518
00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:05,233
Okay, yeah,
that's great,
519
00:18:05,267 --> 00:18:06,733
but let's just
think this through.
520
00:18:06,767 --> 00:18:08,500
Think what through?
They're gonna kill everyone!
521
00:18:08,533 --> 00:18:09,733
I know.
I know, all right?
522
00:18:09,767 --> 00:18:11,367
But if we tell everyone
what's going on,
523
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,733
we'll lose our place
on the ship.
524
00:18:12,767 --> 00:18:14,333
That means
we just had a threesome
525
00:18:14,367 --> 00:18:16,633
with a pirate named Tank Top
for nothing!
526
00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:18,200
He was putting his fingers
in me,
527
00:18:18,233 --> 00:18:19,533
unless that was you.
Okay, shh.
528
00:18:19,567 --> 00:18:21,000
Todd, look at me.
Look at me.
529
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:22,367
Even if we die,
530
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:25,900
what we just did in there
was not for nothing.
531
00:18:25,933 --> 00:18:27,133
It was for us.
532
00:18:27,167 --> 00:18:29,533
[ Both chuckle ]
I love you so much.
533
00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:31,500
I love you.
Now, let's go tell our friends
534
00:18:31,533 --> 00:18:33,033
they're about
to get murdered.
535
00:18:33,067 --> 00:18:35,400
Okay, but we should
wash our hands first.
Hurry up.
536
00:18:35,433 --> 00:18:37,200
Man:
So I broke these two fingers
537
00:18:37,233 --> 00:18:38,800
punching him
right in the chin,
538
00:18:38,833 --> 00:18:41,233
and that's how I got thrown off
the set of "La Bamba."
539
00:18:41,267 --> 00:18:42,500
There you are!
540
00:18:42,533 --> 00:18:45,533
I've been looking
for you everywhere.
541
00:18:45,567 --> 00:18:46,533
Okay, hi.
542
00:18:46,567 --> 00:18:50,200
I was hanging out
with Florence.
543
00:18:50,233 --> 00:18:52,333
I see.
544
00:18:52,367 --> 00:18:57,800
Is there anything
you'd like to say to me?
545
00:18:57,833 --> 00:18:59,500
No.
546
00:19:01,267 --> 00:19:03,833
Okay.
Um, fine.
547
00:19:03,867 --> 00:19:06,167
Uh, I think,
you know,
548
00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,667
that we might kind of be
into each other,
549
00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:10,800
but, uh,
I'm not really sure
550
00:19:10,833 --> 00:19:12,333
'cause we haven't even really
talked about it.
551
00:19:12,367 --> 00:19:14,000
Okay, dude.
552
00:19:14,033 --> 00:19:16,500
Do not do this,
all right?
553
00:19:16,533 --> 00:19:19,500
First you're gonna hook up,
then you're gonna break up,
554
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,167
and then you're gonna be
stuck together
555
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:22,633
here on the island.
556
00:19:22,667 --> 00:19:25,700
Well...
that's what she said.
557
00:19:25,733 --> 00:19:27,133
I don't get it.
558
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,033
Get what?
559
00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:31,633
"That's what she said"? How's
that a "That's what she said"?
560
00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:33,300
No, that's literally
what she said.
561
00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:35,733
Okay, I don't think you
understand how the joke works.
562
00:19:35,767 --> 00:19:38,067
No, I'm not doing the joke.
I'm telling you what she told
me. That's what she said.
563
00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:39,367
Yeah, but usually,
you have to do it
564
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:40,867
in, like, a reference
to a sexual thing,
565
00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:42,467
like,
"That's what she said."
I understand.
566
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:44,167
I understand
the joke.
Todd: Guys! Guys!
567
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:46,967
They're gonna kill us!
The pirates --
they're gonna kill us!
568
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,733
Todd: We got to get our
shit! We got to get our shit,
we got to get out of here!
569
00:19:48,767 --> 00:19:50,900
Whoa whoa whoa, wait! Slow down.
What is happening?
570
00:19:50,933 --> 00:19:52,300
The pirates --
571
00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:54,033
they're gonna harvest our organs
and sell them.
572
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:55,367
Man:
Sure they are.
What?
573
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,000
Wait, how did you guys
find this out?
574
00:19:57,033 --> 00:19:58,200
Because we just had --
575
00:19:58,233 --> 00:20:00,200
Never mind!
It's not important.
576
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:01,633
Guys! Guys!
577
00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:04,500
The pirates --
they're gonna kill us!
578
00:20:04,533 --> 00:20:06,833
We know, Steve.
Todd and Jess just told us.
579
00:20:06,867 --> 00:20:08,700
[ Sobbing ]
Oh.
580
00:20:08,733 --> 00:20:10,167
[ Sobbing continues ]
581
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:11,633
Steve, man.
582
00:20:11,667 --> 00:20:13,867
If it means
that much to you,
583
00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:15,667
you can
come back in.
584
00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:18,000
We'll pretend
we didn't know.
585
00:20:18,033 --> 00:20:19,367
It's not that!
586
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:23,200
I thought The Barracuda
was a good person.
587
00:20:23,233 --> 00:20:26,300
I've been
sleeping with a monster!
588
00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:27,867
[ Gasps ] What?
589
00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:29,533
The Barracuda?
What?
590
00:20:29,567 --> 00:20:31,667
I couldn't say anything!
She was gonna kill me!
591
00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:33,367
Steve --
this Steve --
592
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,533
has been banging
The Barracuda!
593
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:36,533
How?!
594
00:20:36,567 --> 00:20:38,367
He's lying. Is he lying?
He's lying.
595
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,833
Yeah,
he's got to be lying.
Karen: Hey!
596
00:20:39,867 --> 00:20:42,700
There are more important issues
at hand here!
597
00:20:42,733 --> 00:20:44,700
Like the fact
that our kidneys
598
00:20:44,733 --> 00:20:47,367
are about to be
ripped out of our asses!
599
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:48,700
Guys, what are
we gonna do?
600
00:20:48,733 --> 00:20:53,000
I'll tell you
what we're gonna do.
601
00:20:53,033 --> 00:20:55,000
We're all gonna die!
602
00:20:55,033 --> 00:20:58,700
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