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Previously, on
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"The increasingly
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"Poor Decisions
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"of Todd Margaret"...
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Winston: Todd Margaret,
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he's a temp.
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He has no experience
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in a national market.
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Brent Wilts: Bullshit.
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He's perfect.
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Woman: Two weeks ago,
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I made the mistake
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of sleeping with you.
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That mistake doesn't
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make me your girlfriend.
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What the fuck are you
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doing here!
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Actually I'm here
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to ask you a few questions.
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You're fired!
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Still!
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Again!
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Alice: This is your boss.
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This is the chick
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you wanna bang?
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Hudson: Hello, I'm Hudson.
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I'm from Canada.
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He's down for the weekend.
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He's staying here.
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Dave: You grew up
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in Leeds?
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My dad lives in Leeds.
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He lived in Leeds.
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He's dead.
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My dad lived in Leeds.
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Fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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Fuck, fuck, fuck.
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Steve Davis: Snooker.
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Snooker.
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Snooker!
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Not snucker.
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Not sniker.
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You sold
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all the Thunder Muscle?
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Yeah, the turkish people
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from the news agency,
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they came in to buy
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all the Thunder Muscle
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we have in stock.
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Ahmed: For my best friend.
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Cash.
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I'm fairly confident
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this is a forgery.
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What-what?
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Where Todd and Brent Misjudge
the Mood of a Solemn Day Original Air Date on October 29, 2010 [S01E05]
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The charges include
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antisocial behavior, disruption
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of national solemnity,
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money laundering,
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lewd sexist behavior,
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failure to pay
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for a cranberry juice.
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Order!
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Silence in court!
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[ Phone rings ]
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-- sync by elderman --
-- for www.addic7ed.com --
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Hello, Mr. Wilts.
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I want my money,
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fuckstick!
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Yes, sir.
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And I'm not gonna take "no"
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for an answer.
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I said "yes".
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Right.
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You listen up, douchenozzle,
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you better get it right
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this time.
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I want that money
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or I'm gonna fuck you
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like Mike Tyson on E!.
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Yeah, okay, uh,
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I'll meet you at your hotel
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as soon as I can.
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No, fuck this place.
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A bunch of stuck up
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frigid bitches.
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Meet me at that bar
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down on the corner.
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Todd, tell me that you nailed
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that cafe vag-Jay-Jay
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last night, buddy.
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Oh, boy, did I.
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I didn't, no.
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Ah, come on, stud!
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It ain't gonna happen.
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I'm clearly not her type.
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She goes for something, uh,
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a bit more exotic,
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if you catch my drift.
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Listen, man, if you wanna
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plug that weeping hole,
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here's what you gotta do.
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Whatever he type is,
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be her type.
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Yeah?
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Yeah, dude.
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You ju gotta look the part.
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All right, yeah.
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Look the part.
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Hello?
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Mr. Wilts?
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Ow!
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Ow!
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Jesus!
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Hello, Dave,
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it's Todd Margaret,
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your ex-boss.
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Um, just wanted to let you know
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that I'm going to be
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calling the cops
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and having you arrested.
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I don't know how dumb
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you think I am, but, uh,
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the fact that I feel compelled
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to leave a telephone warning,
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I think, speaks volumes.
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Goodbye.
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Number one, I want my money
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or I will fuck you
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like Mike Tyson on E!.
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I can't do this.
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Give me my money
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or I will rip off your arm
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and stuff it
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down your cockhole.
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Down your cockhole.
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What am I doing?
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Hi, Miss Plimpton.
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Brent Wilts calling you
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Brent Wilts calling you
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from the marketing department
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over here at Dynamic Integrated
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Business Solutions.
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Do you mind taking
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a brief survey?
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We'll send you a ten dollar
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coupon good for nasal spray.
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Would you describe your
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toilet in the following way?
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A, luxurious,
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B, functional yet savvy,
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C, Orwellian,
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D-- hello?
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Hello?
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Miss Plimpton?
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Oh, cheese at Christmas.
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Woman: Come on, Wilts,
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this is pathetic!
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You couldn't sell crack
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to a crackwhore!
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No, I know,
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I fudged that up.
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I'll say you fudged that up.
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You fuckin' fudged that up
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real good.
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You better start showing me
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something by the end of today
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or I'm gonna
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reach down your throat,
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I'm gonna grab your balls,
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and I'm gonna pull with vigor.
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And I'm gonna take your balls
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and throw them out the window.
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Then I'm gonna leave
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this office, get in my car,
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find the ball pile,
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and I'm gonna run over it
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back and forth
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and back and forth.
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And I'm gonna get outta my car
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and I'm gonna hover
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over the ball pile
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that's now been flattened.
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I'm gonna defecate on it.
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Miss Turgid,
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there's a Mr. Moundford
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on line one for you.
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I've gotta take
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a phone call.
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Why don't you get back
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to not selling things?
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Okay?
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Yes.
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Okay?
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I'm turning it around.
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Hey, dickbreath.
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As you know, the Falcons
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did not cover the spread.
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Payment, please.
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This is Turgid.
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Double or nothin', right?
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Come on, what do you say?
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Let's do it.
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Brent Wilts.
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He's a temp.
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He has no skills
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internationally.
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Bet, right?
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What do you say?
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Bet, man.
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Okay.
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Pam: Bon jour,
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monsieur naked.
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What was you doing last night
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sneaking in
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in your wet underpants?
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Pam.
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I got a good look
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at that there,
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and Pam likey what she see.
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What are you doing
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in my bath?
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How long have you been here?
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Calm down!
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I told you
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I couldn't use mine.
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There's a spider in it.
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Is that my tooth brush?
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I thought it was
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a bit small.
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Haven't you got a loofa?
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Pam, you gotta go, okay?
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I've gotta go which means
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you gotta go, all right,
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and-and now I gotta get
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a new tooth brush.
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Thanks a lot.
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Might need a new razor
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as well.
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Why?
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Got it.
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Oh, sorry.
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Sorry.
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Sorry.
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Oh, God!
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That's okay.
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Simple mistake.
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You'll be all right,
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won't you?
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Thanks.
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Oh, got it.
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What the hell!
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No!
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Please, that was a mistake,
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too!
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That was a mistake!
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I'm from Leeds!
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Excuse me.
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What's going on?
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Are we at war?
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No.
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This is Remembrance Sunday,
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the day when we remember
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our fallen soldiers.
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Oh, Memorial Day.
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No, Remembrance Sunday.
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Thank you very much.
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What are these?
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Oh, they're just symbolic,
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just a way to show respect.
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You know what, I'd like
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to show some respect.
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Put this in here.
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I'll only take
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five pounds back.
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You can keep the change.
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Why thank you, sir.
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Um, this isn't
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for charity, is it?
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Yes, all the money goes
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to help injured soldiers,
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war heroes.
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I'll tell ya what.
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Thirty, sixty, ninety pounds.
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God bless you, sir.
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And I'll just take
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a little bit back
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for old time's sake, huh?
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...Five.
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Okay, great.
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You enjoy.
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Now it's time
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to look the part.
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Oh, hey, Alice.
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I was just on my way
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to play hockey in honor
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of remembering day.
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Do you have any maple syrup?
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No.
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No?
302
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Oh, shoot.
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Uh, mousse?
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Any mousse?
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No, Todd,
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I have no mousse.
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I really wanted
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some maple covered mousse.
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All right, well,
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I'll be oot and aboot.
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Oh, Canada,
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to me you are the best.
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Is that Todd?
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Yeah.
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Is he making fun of me
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'cause I'm a Canadian?
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I don't know.
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Is he all right?
319
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Yeah.
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No.
321
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He's just-- he's harmless.
322
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You know.
323
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Hey, I've got an idea.
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Why don't I invite
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some friends over tonight?
326
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You could screen your movie.
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I could maybe digitize
328
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some appetizers.
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That would be very nice.
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Okay.
331
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But not Todd, right?
332
00:08:58,882 --> 00:08:59,615
Oh, God, no!
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No.
334
00:09:10,093 --> 00:09:11,060
Oh, that is a lot sperm,
335
00:09:11,094 --> 00:09:11,928
but it's all
336
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for a good cause.
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Uh, cranberry juice.
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And finally,
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00:09:15,399 --> 00:09:16,832
you think your flat stinks.
340
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Well, here's a story from
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Portland, Oregon in America.
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A hundred and twelve people
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found themselves homeless
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when their entire building
345
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was condemned after
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one tenant left over 30 cans
347
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of tuna open in 30 degree heat
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for over six days.
349
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Now apparently
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this attracted various animals
351
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which then attacked
352
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and killed each other.
353
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Really?
354
00:09:35,118 --> 00:09:35,751
That's amazing.
355
00:09:35,786 --> 00:09:36,586
Yeah.
356
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Apparently the smell
357
00:09:37,321 --> 00:09:39,121
was visible from outer space.
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Police are looking
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for this man,
360
00:09:40,424 --> 00:09:41,090
the tenant responsible,
361
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for questioning.
362
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Well, he's certainly
363
00:09:43,727 --> 00:09:46,996
caused quite a stink.
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And now we return
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to our coverage of
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the Remembrance Sunday
367
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ceremony.
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00:09:51,802 --> 00:09:52,435
There you go, mate.
369
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That's one pound twenty,
370
00:09:53,103 --> 00:09:54,737
please.
371
00:09:54,771 --> 00:09:55,838
I can't go home.
372
00:09:55,872 --> 00:09:57,840
Um, is everything okay?
373
00:09:57,874 --> 00:10:01,644
I, uh, oh, my Fanny.
374
00:10:01,678 --> 00:10:03,813
My building's been condemned.
375
00:10:03,847 --> 00:10:04,547
The police found Fanny
376
00:10:04,581 --> 00:10:05,348
rotting in it.
377
00:10:05,382 --> 00:10:06,315
Can you turn this
378
00:10:06,350 --> 00:10:07,250
from the news?
379
00:10:07,284 --> 00:10:07,750
Put it on anything else,
380
00:10:07,784 --> 00:10:08,784
please.
381
00:10:08,819 --> 00:10:09,385
Oh, well, this is gonna be
382
00:10:09,419 --> 00:10:10,353
on every channel, I'm afraid.
383
00:10:10,387 --> 00:10:10,920
It's the Remembrance Sunday
384
00:10:10,954 --> 00:10:11,921
ceremony.
385
00:10:11,955 --> 00:10:13,289
It's live, so.
386
00:10:13,323 --> 00:10:14,690
This is live
387
00:10:14,725 --> 00:10:15,858
on every channel?
388
00:10:15,892 --> 00:10:16,959
Yeah.
389
00:10:16,994 --> 00:10:19,862
Huh.
390
00:10:19,896 --> 00:10:21,297
Hey, nutbreath.
391
00:10:21,331 --> 00:10:23,232
Hey there, Mr. Wilts.
392
00:10:23,267 --> 00:10:24,066
What the fuck
393
00:10:24,101 --> 00:10:25,034
are you wearing?
394
00:10:25,068 --> 00:10:26,202
Oh, I took your advice
395
00:10:26,236 --> 00:10:27,603
about being Alice's type.
396
00:10:27,638 --> 00:10:28,771
This has happened
397
00:10:28,805 --> 00:10:29,905
to me before.
398
00:10:29,940 --> 00:10:30,506
The girl I was seeing
399
00:10:30,540 --> 00:10:31,274
in Portland had a thing
400
00:10:31,308 --> 00:10:32,875
for Texans.
401
00:10:32,909 --> 00:10:33,909
Why the fuck did I ask?
402
00:10:33,944 --> 00:10:35,778
What the hell is going on
403
00:10:35,812 --> 00:10:36,879
on your face?
404
00:10:36,913 --> 00:10:38,247
Oh, um, I was in the park
405
00:10:38,282 --> 00:10:39,882
and there was this little boy
406
00:10:39,916 --> 00:10:42,184
and, uh, oh, man,
407
00:10:42,219 --> 00:10:43,619
I saw his balls
408
00:10:43,654 --> 00:10:45,421
comin' at me, and, uh,
409
00:10:45,455 --> 00:10:46,989
it has been a long time,
410
00:10:47,024 --> 00:10:47,490
and I don't have
411
00:10:47,524 --> 00:10:48,724
the best control,
412
00:10:48,759 --> 00:10:49,425
and I ended up
413
00:10:49,459 --> 00:10:50,126
just splatting him
414
00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:50,893
right in the face,
415
00:10:50,927 --> 00:10:52,194
and his dad didn't
416
00:10:52,229 --> 00:10:53,429
take too kindly to that.
417
00:10:53,463 --> 00:10:54,363
Been there, done that.
418
00:10:54,398 --> 00:10:55,865
No judgment here.
419
00:10:55,899 --> 00:10:56,699
Do you have my wallet?
420
00:10:56,733 --> 00:10:57,900
Yes, do you got that
421
00:10:57,934 --> 00:10:58,768
Thunder Muscle money for me?
422
00:10:58,802 --> 00:11:01,137
Not exactly.
423
00:11:01,171 --> 00:11:01,971
Are you fucking kidding me?
424
00:11:02,005 --> 00:11:02,705
I'm gonna rip
425
00:11:02,739 --> 00:11:03,673
your fucking arms off
426
00:11:03,707 --> 00:11:04,407
and shove 'em
427
00:11:04,441 --> 00:11:05,207
up your cockhole,
428
00:11:05,242 --> 00:11:06,175
you stupid fuck!
429
00:11:06,209 --> 00:11:06,575
Oh, no!
430
00:11:06,610 --> 00:11:07,343
Oh, no!
431
00:11:07,377 --> 00:11:07,777
I've got the money.
432
00:11:07,811 --> 00:11:08,177
I've got the money
433
00:11:08,211 --> 00:11:11,113
right here.
434
00:11:11,148 --> 00:11:13,249
I've got 30,000 pounds
435
00:11:13,283 --> 00:11:16,018
in this briefcase.
436
00:11:16,053 --> 00:11:18,154
All right, close enough.
437
00:11:18,188 --> 00:11:18,721
No, no, wait, wait, wait,
438
00:11:18,755 --> 00:11:19,922
wait!
439
00:11:19,956 --> 00:11:20,456
No, you can't-you can't
440
00:11:20,490 --> 00:11:21,257
have it yet.
441
00:11:21,291 --> 00:11:22,191
Fuck that.
442
00:11:22,225 --> 00:11:22,992
I gotta get back to my hotel
443
00:11:23,026 --> 00:11:24,060
and send this out today,
444
00:11:24,094 --> 00:11:24,927
get that fucker off my back.
445
00:11:24,961 --> 00:11:25,394
No, no, you can't.
446
00:11:25,429 --> 00:11:26,262
Why not?
447
00:11:26,296 --> 00:11:28,798
Because...
448
00:11:28,832 --> 00:11:30,032
It's fake.
449
00:11:30,067 --> 00:11:30,766
How's that?
450
00:11:30,801 --> 00:11:31,801
It's counterfeit.
451
00:11:31,835 --> 00:11:32,902
I messed up.
452
00:11:32,936 --> 00:11:36,806
I got ripped off.
453
00:11:40,677 --> 00:11:42,611
You stupid motherfucker!
454
00:11:42,646 --> 00:11:44,780
You worthless piece of shit!
455
00:11:44,815 --> 00:11:45,748
Pack your shit up and go back
456
00:11:45,782 --> 00:11:47,850
to Portland right now.
457
00:11:47,884 --> 00:11:48,217
No, no, no!
458
00:11:48,251 --> 00:11:48,818
I can't!
459
00:11:48,852 --> 00:11:49,318
I can't go home!
460
00:11:49,353 --> 00:11:50,052
I can't go home!
461
00:11:50,087 --> 00:11:50,619
You give me a briefcase
462
00:11:50,654 --> 00:11:51,454
full of counterfeit money,
463
00:11:51,488 --> 00:11:52,121
you expect to keep your job?
464
00:11:52,155 --> 00:11:52,688
Oh, no!
465
00:11:52,723 --> 00:11:53,823
No, sir!
466
00:11:53,857 --> 00:11:54,690
I'm sorry.
467
00:11:54,725 --> 00:11:55,157
You thought the money
468
00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:55,758
is fake.
469
00:11:55,792 --> 00:11:56,592
I meant the briefcase
470
00:11:56,626 --> 00:11:58,060
is fake.
471
00:11:58,095 --> 00:11:58,794
The-the, yeah, the briefcase.
472
00:11:58,829 --> 00:11:59,962
I'm so sorry.
473
00:11:59,996 --> 00:12:01,397
It's-it's fake leather.
474
00:12:01,431 --> 00:12:02,698
It's, uh, uh, leatherine,
475
00:12:02,733 --> 00:12:03,833
a counterfeit,
476
00:12:03,867 --> 00:12:05,134
leather-like substance.
477
00:12:05,168 --> 00:12:05,968
The fucking briefcase!
478
00:12:06,002 --> 00:12:06,535
Yes, I'm so sorry.
479
00:12:06,570 --> 00:12:07,503
I--
480
00:12:07,537 --> 00:12:08,070
Todd, I don't give a shit
481
00:12:08,105 --> 00:12:08,371
about that!
482
00:12:08,405 --> 00:12:09,438
Oh, okay!
483
00:12:09,473 --> 00:12:10,406
I didn't know.
484
00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:13,476
I thought maybe--
485
00:12:13,510 --> 00:12:14,143
so you're telling me
486
00:12:14,177 --> 00:12:14,744
that there's 30,000 pounds
487
00:12:14,778 --> 00:12:16,078
in here, right?
488
00:12:16,113 --> 00:12:16,946
You know, minus a handful
489
00:12:16,980 --> 00:12:18,647
of 30 pound notes.
490
00:12:18,682 --> 00:12:19,982
That is so fucking great.
491
00:12:20,016 --> 00:12:20,916
Now wait, wait, wait,
492
00:12:20,951 --> 00:12:22,685
Frank.
493
00:12:22,719 --> 00:12:23,552
This whole briefcase scenario
494
00:12:23,587 --> 00:12:25,521
has got me thinking.
495
00:12:25,555 --> 00:12:26,956
Um, we should really have
496
00:12:26,990 --> 00:12:28,224
a lawyer on retainer.
497
00:12:28,258 --> 00:12:28,657
Great.
498
00:12:28,692 --> 00:12:29,258
Yeah.
499
00:12:29,292 --> 00:12:29,759
Great idea.
500
00:12:29,793 --> 00:12:30,659
Okay.
501
00:12:30,694 --> 00:12:31,293
Uh, yesterday I was googling
502
00:12:31,328 --> 00:12:32,695
"Young and Not Legal"
503
00:12:32,729 --> 00:12:33,963
and they look quite attractive.
504
00:12:33,997 --> 00:12:34,730
Well, you oughta try
505
00:12:34,765 --> 00:12:35,698
"tight, willing, and fresh".
506
00:12:35,732 --> 00:12:36,098
Where are they
507
00:12:36,133 --> 00:12:36,832
based out of?
508
00:12:36,867 --> 00:12:37,767
I don't know, Bangkok.
509
00:12:37,801 --> 00:12:39,735
Listen, it's crunch time.
510
00:12:39,770 --> 00:12:41,270
Sixteen thousand more crates
511
00:12:41,304 --> 00:12:42,271
of Thunder Muscles
512
00:12:42,305 --> 00:12:43,305
are being unloaded right now.
513
00:12:43,340 --> 00:12:45,241
I know, okay!
514
00:12:45,275 --> 00:12:46,108
Okay.
515
00:12:46,143 --> 00:12:47,009
Sorry.
516
00:12:47,043 --> 00:12:48,577
I...
517
00:12:48,612 --> 00:12:50,312
Am very excited about it.
518
00:12:50,347 --> 00:12:51,080
I was tryin' to say that
519
00:12:51,114 --> 00:12:51,614
you're doin' a good job up
520
00:12:51,648 --> 00:12:52,915
'til now, Margaret.
521
00:12:52,949 --> 00:12:56,786
But you need to step it up now.
522
00:12:56,820 --> 00:12:58,354
What else you got?
523
00:12:58,388 --> 00:13:00,089
I think I figured out a way
524
00:13:00,123 --> 00:13:00,923
to get the word out
525
00:13:00,957 --> 00:13:01,957
about Thunder Muscle
526
00:13:01,992 --> 00:13:04,393
to all of Britain for free.
527
00:13:04,428 --> 00:13:07,096
How is that?
528
00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:10,599
Uh, yes, is this
529
00:13:10,634 --> 00:13:11,634
the Human Resources Department
530
00:13:11,668 --> 00:13:12,768
at Dynamic Integrated
531
00:13:12,803 --> 00:13:14,303
Business Solutions?
532
00:13:14,337 --> 00:13:14,870
I'd like to lodge
533
00:13:14,905 --> 00:13:15,704
a formal complaint
534
00:13:15,739 --> 00:13:18,040
against Brent Wilts.
535
00:13:18,074 --> 00:13:20,109
Wilts, w-I--
536
00:13:20,143 --> 00:13:21,277
No, not the telemarketer.
537
00:13:21,311 --> 00:13:21,911
He's the President
538
00:13:21,945 --> 00:13:22,645
of Global National.
539
00:13:22,679 --> 00:13:24,580
The company
540
00:13:24,614 --> 00:13:25,848
that owns Dynamic Solutions .
541
00:13:25,882 --> 00:13:31,153
W-I-l-t... s.
542
00:13:31,188 --> 00:13:33,155
And, um...
543
00:13:33,190 --> 00:13:33,923
Wait are you telling me
544
00:13:33,957 --> 00:13:34,757
that Brent Wilts
545
00:13:34,791 --> 00:13:35,391
is not the President
546
00:13:35,425 --> 00:13:37,326
of Global National?
547
00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:38,494
Global National.
548
00:13:38,528 --> 00:13:39,528
Look it-look it up.
549
00:13:39,563 --> 00:13:41,430
Keep looking!
550
00:13:41,465 --> 00:13:42,832
Excuse me.
551
00:13:42,866 --> 00:13:43,599
Please don't use
552
00:13:43,633 --> 00:13:44,500
that tone of voice with me.
553
00:13:44,534 --> 00:13:46,335
I-- you know what, um,
554
00:13:46,369 --> 00:13:47,136
what's your name.
555
00:13:47,170 --> 00:13:47,736
Um, I'm gonna add your name
556
00:13:47,771 --> 00:13:50,039
to the complaint list also.
557
00:13:50,073 --> 00:13:51,273
Excuse me, sir.
558
00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:52,608
Excuse me.
559
00:13:52,642 --> 00:13:53,209
Please don't speak to me
560
00:13:53,243 --> 00:13:54,276
that way.
561
00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:55,177
Kindness would be appreciated
562
00:13:55,212 --> 00:13:56,278
right now, sir.
563
00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:56,812
Excuse me.
564
00:13:56,847 --> 00:13:57,746
Please.
565
00:13:57,781 --> 00:13:58,848
That's-that's inappropriate.
566
00:13:58,882 --> 00:14:01,183
Stop looking at me that way.
567
00:14:01,218 --> 00:14:03,152
Okay, so, yeah, Andre,
568
00:14:03,186 --> 00:14:03,886
you can get changed in there
569
00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:05,054
if you want.
570
00:14:05,088 --> 00:14:06,088
She should be here soon.
571
00:14:06,122 --> 00:14:06,589
You know the basic plot,
572
00:14:06,623 --> 00:14:07,623
right?
573
00:14:07,657 --> 00:14:08,257
I fuck her on the desk?
574
00:14:08,291 --> 00:14:09,124
Pretty much, yeah.
575
00:14:09,159 --> 00:14:11,160
Okay, cool.
576
00:14:18,602 --> 00:14:20,202
Good call on the outfits.
577
00:14:20,237 --> 00:14:22,304
It's all about fittin' in.
578
00:14:22,339 --> 00:14:22,805
Now we gotta get some
579
00:14:22,839 --> 00:14:24,006
of those tomato pins.
580
00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:26,375
Those show double respect.
581
00:14:26,409 --> 00:14:26,842
Yeah, what the fuck
582
00:14:26,877 --> 00:14:28,377
is Remembrance Day?
583
00:14:28,411 --> 00:14:29,778
It's just a day that all
584
00:14:29,813 --> 00:14:31,213
of us Englanders get together
585
00:14:31,248 --> 00:14:33,516
and remember how awesome war
586
00:14:33,550 --> 00:14:36,352
can be, and this our parade.
587
00:14:36,386 --> 00:14:37,152
Are there gonna be floats?
588
00:14:37,187 --> 00:14:38,587
Uh, yeah.
589
00:14:38,622 --> 00:14:38,988
Are they gonna
590
00:14:39,022 --> 00:14:39,822
have Spiderman?
591
00:14:39,856 --> 00:14:41,790
Uh, yeah,
592
00:14:41,825 --> 00:14:42,958
but the English Spiderman,
593
00:14:42,993 --> 00:14:44,226
a little different.
594
00:14:44,261 --> 00:14:46,762
Oh, there's some tomato pins.
595
00:14:46,796 --> 00:14:47,196
I've got to get
596
00:14:47,230 --> 00:14:47,830
some tomato pins.
597
00:14:47,864 --> 00:14:49,565
Sorry, mate.
598
00:14:54,971 --> 00:14:57,339
You know what we should do,
599
00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:58,574
find one of these old fuckers
600
00:14:58,608 --> 00:14:59,642
with a bunch of war medals on
601
00:14:59,676 --> 00:15:00,543
and get him to drink
602
00:15:00,577 --> 00:15:03,846
this shit on camera.
603
00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:04,680
Hey, guy, what war did you
604
00:15:04,714 --> 00:15:05,848
fight in, the war on big fat,
605
00:15:05,882 --> 00:15:07,416
'cause you lost.
606
00:15:07,450 --> 00:15:08,817
Kidding, relax.
607
00:15:08,852 --> 00:15:10,019
He's Todd Margaret.
608
00:15:10,053 --> 00:15:11,654
Uh, hi, um,
609
00:15:11,688 --> 00:15:12,655
I'd like to tell you
610
00:15:12,689 --> 00:15:13,822
about a great new energy drink
611
00:15:13,857 --> 00:15:15,124
called Thunder Muscle.
612
00:15:15,158 --> 00:15:17,359
Now's not the time.
613
00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:18,093
It's always a good time
614
00:15:18,128 --> 00:15:19,161
for Thunder Muscle.
615
00:15:19,195 --> 00:15:20,729
Oh, piss off!
616
00:15:20,764 --> 00:15:22,097
Fuck this douche.
617
00:15:22,132 --> 00:15:25,501
Let's find a cripple.
618
00:15:27,237 --> 00:15:31,273
Oh, this is a frickin' layup.
619
00:15:33,209 --> 00:15:34,743
What are you a nurse?
620
00:15:34,778 --> 00:15:37,146
Hopefully of the wet variety.
621
00:15:37,180 --> 00:15:37,780
Hey, you look like you
622
00:15:37,814 --> 00:15:38,781
could use a little get up
623
00:15:38,815 --> 00:15:42,151
and go or-or probably just go.
624
00:15:42,185 --> 00:15:42,751
This one I got
625
00:15:42,786 --> 00:15:44,053
for mass bravery.
626
00:15:44,087 --> 00:15:45,287
And this one I got
627
00:15:45,322 --> 00:15:46,822
for bringing over 1,000 women
628
00:15:46,856 --> 00:15:49,258
to a very satisfying climax.
629
00:15:49,292 --> 00:15:49,925
Uh, how about a can
630
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:50,893
of Thunder Muscle?
631
00:15:50,927 --> 00:15:52,161
Is it free?
632
00:15:52,195 --> 00:15:54,630
Is it free?
633
00:15:54,664 --> 00:15:55,431
Is it-is it free?
634
00:15:55,465 --> 00:15:56,165
What?
635
00:15:56,199 --> 00:15:56,999
No.
636
00:15:57,033 --> 00:15:58,367
Not this kid.
637
00:15:58,401 --> 00:15:59,201
What, he's a war hero.
638
00:15:59,235 --> 00:16:00,269
He's not a war hero.
639
00:16:00,303 --> 00:16:01,303
It's just some kid with aids.
640
00:16:01,338 --> 00:16:02,204
I don't have aids.
641
00:16:02,238 --> 00:16:03,339
Or cancer.
642
00:16:03,373 --> 00:16:04,974
God!
643
00:16:05,008 --> 00:16:05,708
Whatever the fuck it is,
644
00:16:05,742 --> 00:16:06,375
I don't want it associated
645
00:16:06,409 --> 00:16:08,243
with Thunder Muscle.
646
00:16:08,278 --> 00:16:09,178
Come on, Margaret,
647
00:16:09,212 --> 00:16:10,212
what the hell is it with you.
648
00:16:10,246 --> 00:16:10,713
You haven't impressed me
649
00:16:10,747 --> 00:16:11,580
at all today.
650
00:16:11,615 --> 00:16:13,549
I-I-I'm sorry.
651
00:16:13,583 --> 00:16:14,617
I'm just-- this is all
652
00:16:14,651 --> 00:16:15,718
reminding of my dad.
653
00:16:15,752 --> 00:16:16,485
He used to love
654
00:16:16,519 --> 00:16:17,753
Remembrance Day.
655
00:16:17,787 --> 00:16:18,454
He looked forward
656
00:16:18,488 --> 00:16:20,422
to marching in it every year.
657
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:22,424
He's kind of like a mascot
658
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:26,195
for them
659
00:16:30,867 --> 00:16:31,433
sorry about
660
00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:34,737
yelling at you before.
661
00:16:36,673 --> 00:16:37,873
Hey, check it out.
662
00:16:37,907 --> 00:16:39,274
It's your dad's old company!
663
00:16:39,309 --> 00:16:40,075
Huh?
664
00:16:40,110 --> 00:16:41,010
Leeds, right?
665
00:16:41,044 --> 00:16:41,710
Yeah.
666
00:16:41,745 --> 00:16:42,645
Oh, great.
667
00:16:42,679 --> 00:16:44,880
Hey!
668
00:16:44,914 --> 00:16:46,982
Hey, Uncle Ernie!
669
00:16:47,017 --> 00:16:49,318
Uncle Ere!
670
00:16:49,352 --> 00:16:50,019
That's not my real Uncle.
671
00:16:50,053 --> 00:16:51,887
It's just a nickname.
672
00:16:51,921 --> 00:16:52,888
You gotta sell 'em
673
00:16:52,922 --> 00:16:53,589
some Thunder Muscle.
674
00:16:53,623 --> 00:16:54,123
I don't know
675
00:16:54,157 --> 00:16:54,890
if that's really--
676
00:16:54,924 --> 00:16:55,491
what are you talkin' about!
677
00:16:55,525 --> 00:16:57,259
Get the fuck in there!
678
00:16:57,293 --> 00:16:57,926
But I--
679
00:16:57,961 --> 00:16:58,694
sell 'em the God damn
680
00:16:58,728 --> 00:16:59,161
Thunder Muscle!
681
00:16:59,195 --> 00:17:00,362
Come on!
682
00:17:00,397 --> 00:17:01,397
Don't be a pussy, Margaret.
683
00:17:01,431 --> 00:17:03,565
Right.
684
00:17:05,235 --> 00:17:06,335
Hello, gents.
685
00:17:06,369 --> 00:17:07,102
Don't worry.
686
00:17:07,137 --> 00:17:08,404
I'm from Leeds, meself.
687
00:17:08,438 --> 00:17:09,304
You must be thirsty
688
00:17:09,339 --> 00:17:10,406
with all this marching, huh?
689
00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:11,507
Piss off!
690
00:17:11,541 --> 00:17:12,408
Well, try this great new
691
00:17:12,442 --> 00:17:13,742
energy drink, Thunder Muscle.
692
00:17:13,777 --> 00:17:14,443
Oh, piss off,
693
00:17:14,477 --> 00:17:15,377
you American twat.
694
00:17:15,412 --> 00:17:15,878
Well, it's all right.
695
00:17:15,912 --> 00:17:16,612
Oh, hey!
696
00:17:16,646 --> 00:17:18,981
No need to shove!
697
00:17:19,015 --> 00:17:20,616
Hey!
698
00:17:20,650 --> 00:17:22,685
Hey!
699
00:17:24,721 --> 00:17:25,421
Yes!
700
00:17:25,455 --> 00:17:26,121
Yes!
701
00:17:26,156 --> 00:17:27,222
Oh!
702
00:17:27,257 --> 00:17:27,923
Oh, yeah.
703
00:17:27,957 --> 00:17:29,291
Oh, yes!
704
00:17:29,325 --> 00:17:31,260
Yes!
705
00:17:31,294 --> 00:17:32,861
And cut!
706
00:17:32,896 --> 00:17:34,463
Okay, brilliant work, guys.
707
00:17:34,497 --> 00:17:35,431
That's another episode
708
00:17:35,465 --> 00:17:36,265
of "there's a negro in my wife"
709
00:17:36,299 --> 00:17:37,700
in the can.
710
00:17:37,734 --> 00:17:38,701
Uh, please, help yourself
711
00:17:38,735 --> 00:17:39,435
to a complimentary case
712
00:17:39,469 --> 00:17:40,536
of Thunder Muscle.
713
00:17:40,570 --> 00:17:42,371
You guys have earned it.
714
00:17:42,405 --> 00:17:43,405
Oh, great job, Svetlana.
715
00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:44,440
Can you tell me
716
00:17:44,474 --> 00:17:45,574
when this will be airing?
717
00:17:45,608 --> 00:17:46,375
Um...
718
00:17:46,409 --> 00:17:47,643
Tonight.
719
00:17:47,677 --> 00:17:48,410
May I come to the edit.
720
00:17:48,445 --> 00:17:50,212
Oh, no.
721
00:17:50,246 --> 00:17:51,380
What does S.A.S stand for,
722
00:17:51,414 --> 00:17:54,016
shitty and mean!
723
00:17:54,050 --> 00:17:54,483
Hey, what the hell,
724
00:17:54,517 --> 00:17:55,317
Margaret?
725
00:17:55,351 --> 00:17:55,818
We've been here
726
00:17:55,852 --> 00:17:56,552
two solid hours.
727
00:17:56,586 --> 00:17:58,087
You haven't sold shit!
728
00:17:58,121 --> 00:17:59,254
I think I'm beginning to see
729
00:17:59,289 --> 00:18:01,156
what you're all about.
730
00:18:01,191 --> 00:18:03,225
I got it figured out.
731
00:18:03,259 --> 00:18:05,060
Don't worry, I'm not angry.
732
00:18:05,095 --> 00:18:08,297
I'm in the same situation.
733
00:18:08,331 --> 00:18:09,832
I think it's time
734
00:18:09,866 --> 00:18:11,900
that we fess up.
735
00:18:11,935 --> 00:18:12,634
All right, look, I mean,
736
00:18:12,669 --> 00:18:13,669
you-you can't blame me.
737
00:18:13,703 --> 00:18:14,670
I mean, you know,
738
00:18:14,704 --> 00:18:16,205
I-I-I-I was-I was a temp.
739
00:18:16,239 --> 00:18:16,772
We need to get you laid,
740
00:18:16,806 --> 00:18:18,173
right?
741
00:18:18,208 --> 00:18:19,541
Little boy, am I right?
742
00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:20,843
No.
743
00:18:20,877 --> 00:18:22,044
Two little boys?
744
00:18:22,078 --> 00:18:22,945
Two little brown ones?
745
00:18:22,979 --> 00:18:23,645
A little brown
746
00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:24,680
and a little yellow one?
747
00:18:24,714 --> 00:18:26,014
Like fuckin' a bag of M&M's.
748
00:18:26,049 --> 00:18:26,648
No, no, no,
749
00:18:26,683 --> 00:18:27,883
it's not boys at all.
750
00:18:27,917 --> 00:18:28,484
Oh, girls.
751
00:18:28,518 --> 00:18:29,485
It's that-it's that
752
00:18:29,519 --> 00:18:30,786
Alice chick, right?
753
00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:31,487
All right,
754
00:18:31,521 --> 00:18:32,054
here's what we're gonna do.
755
00:18:32,088 --> 00:18:32,888
I got a sack of rufies.
756
00:18:32,922 --> 00:18:33,822
No, no, Mr. Wilts.
757
00:18:33,857 --> 00:18:36,592
It's not that.
758
00:18:36,626 --> 00:18:37,893
What the fuck is it then?
759
00:18:37,927 --> 00:18:38,494
'Cause all of a sudden
760
00:18:38,528 --> 00:18:39,828
you can't sell shit.
761
00:18:39,863 --> 00:18:40,496
I brought you
762
00:18:40,530 --> 00:18:41,163
all the way over here.
763
00:18:41,197 --> 00:18:41,697
Do you want me to send you
764
00:18:41,731 --> 00:18:42,197
back, is that it?
765
00:18:42,232 --> 00:18:42,998
No, no, no, sir.
766
00:18:43,032 --> 00:18:43,999
No, sir.
767
00:18:44,033 --> 00:18:44,767
You get out there
768
00:18:44,801 --> 00:18:46,001
and you sell this shit.
769
00:18:46,035 --> 00:18:46,735
Okay.
770
00:18:46,770 --> 00:18:47,169
All right?
771
00:18:47,203 --> 00:18:48,103
Yup.
772
00:18:48,138 --> 00:18:48,771
Sell it, and I'll have
773
00:18:48,805 --> 00:18:49,838
the God damn camera on you.
774
00:18:49,873 --> 00:18:51,840
Okay.
775
00:18:51,875 --> 00:18:53,008
Here we go.
776
00:18:53,042 --> 00:18:54,476
Here we go.
777
00:18:57,046 --> 00:18:59,915
Oh, man, that killed.
778
00:18:59,949 --> 00:19:01,283
Don't worry, take five.
779
00:19:01,317 --> 00:19:03,218
I got it.
780
00:19:04,387 --> 00:19:05,287
Hey, everybody,
781
00:19:05,321 --> 00:19:06,789
I wanna introduce you
782
00:19:06,823 --> 00:19:08,590
to a brand new energy drink
783
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:10,259
that you are gonna love.
784
00:19:10,293 --> 00:19:11,193
It's called Thunder Muscle
785
00:19:11,227 --> 00:19:13,195
and it's totally awesome!
786
00:19:13,229 --> 00:19:15,731
[ Music gets louder ]
787
00:19:15,765 --> 00:19:17,266
Seriously, I just wanna try
788
00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:18,901
to tell you about a-a great,
789
00:19:18,935 --> 00:19:21,036
new energy drink.
790
00:19:21,070 --> 00:19:22,604
Please, if I could just get--
791
00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:23,672
you guys wanna take five,
792
00:19:23,706 --> 00:19:24,706
please.
793
00:19:24,741 --> 00:19:26,141
Uh, okay.
794
00:19:26,176 --> 00:19:27,709
Thunder Muscle, oh,
795
00:19:27,744 --> 00:19:29,178
it's so good and good for you.
796
00:19:29,212 --> 00:19:31,747
Wait.
797
00:19:31,781 --> 00:19:33,415
Just-- can I just get
798
00:19:33,449 --> 00:19:34,516
two goddamn minutes
799
00:19:34,551 --> 00:19:36,919
of silence, please!
800
00:19:36,953 --> 00:19:38,086
[ Silence ]
801
00:19:38,121 --> 00:19:39,288
Thank you.
802
00:19:39,322 --> 00:19:40,255
Okay.
803
00:19:40,290 --> 00:19:41,456
[ Big Ben tolls ]
804
00:19:41,491 --> 00:19:42,457
Like I was sayin',
805
00:19:42,492 --> 00:19:43,592
Thunder Muscle,
806
00:19:43,626 --> 00:19:44,760
it tastes great, chalk full
807
00:19:44,794 --> 00:19:45,761
of energy and vitamins,
808
00:19:45,795 --> 00:19:46,929
and science--
809
00:19:46,963 --> 00:19:48,864
can we lose the bells!
810
00:19:48,898 --> 00:19:50,232
Be quiet!
811
00:19:50,266 --> 00:19:51,934
Show some respect!
812
00:19:51,968 --> 00:19:52,467
Hey, shut the fuck up,
813
00:19:52,502 --> 00:19:53,435
grandpa!
814
00:19:53,469 --> 00:19:54,503
Listen to what he's saying!
815
00:19:54,537 --> 00:19:56,371
Jesus Christ!
816
00:19:56,406 --> 00:19:57,206
If you pussies would've had
817
00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:58,373
some Thunder Muscle during
818
00:19:58,408 --> 00:19:59,308
the war, we wouldn't have had
819
00:19:59,342 --> 00:20:00,275
to come out and bail
820
00:20:00,310 --> 00:20:01,777
your faggot asses out!
821
00:20:01,811 --> 00:20:03,245
Am I right?
822
00:20:03,279 --> 00:20:04,279
No?
823
00:20:04,314 --> 00:20:08,350
Holy shit!
824
00:20:23,666 --> 00:20:24,666
No, hey!
825
00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:25,701
No, wait, wait, wait, wait!
826
00:20:25,735 --> 00:20:26,568
This is a misunderstanding!
827
00:20:26,603 --> 00:20:27,970
Wait, no, I'm American!
828
00:20:28,004 --> 00:20:29,071
Mean, I grew up in Leeds.
829
00:20:29,105 --> 00:20:29,872
Church Avenue.
830
00:20:29,906 --> 00:20:30,806
But, uh,
831
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:32,040
drink Thunder Muscle!
832
00:20:32,075 --> 00:20:34,276
Brent, Mr. Wilts, help!
833
00:20:34,310 --> 00:20:36,712
Anyone!
834
00:20:37,180 --> 00:20:38,146
This morning's Remembrance
835
00:20:38,181 --> 00:20:39,982
Ceremony was interrupted
836
00:20:40,016 --> 00:20:42,084
by a mentally ill American
837
00:20:42,118 --> 00:20:43,118
protesting against Britain's
838
00:20:43,152 --> 00:20:44,119
alleged cowardess
839
00:20:44,153 --> 00:20:46,121
in all wars, ever.
840
00:20:46,155 --> 00:20:47,489
Unbelievable.
841
00:20:47,523 --> 00:20:49,758
Um...
842
00:20:49,792 --> 00:20:50,893
Hudson, I'm just going
843
00:20:50,927 --> 00:20:52,194
to pop out for a bit.
844
00:20:52,228 --> 00:20:53,095
Oh, don't tell me
845
00:20:53,129 --> 00:20:53,829
you're gonna leave
846
00:20:53,863 --> 00:20:55,631
because of this guy.
847
00:20:55,665 --> 00:20:56,498
Well, somebody's
848
00:20:56,532 --> 00:20:57,499
gotta help him.
849
00:20:57,533 --> 00:20:58,533
Oh, Alice.
850
00:20:58,568 --> 00:20:59,301
We've only got a couple
851
00:20:59,335 --> 00:21:00,102
of hours left.
852
00:21:00,136 --> 00:21:00,903
Sorry, everybody,
853
00:21:00,937 --> 00:21:01,870
enjoy your Vietnamese,
854
00:21:01,905 --> 00:21:02,804
cafe Milan infused
855
00:21:02,839 --> 00:21:03,639
torch beams.
856
00:21:03,673 --> 00:21:04,606
And Rachel,
857
00:21:04,641 --> 00:21:05,908
don't-don't eat the batteries.
858
00:21:05,942 --> 00:21:07,809
They're not Kosher.
859
00:21:07,844 --> 00:21:09,711
Alice.
860
00:21:09,746 --> 00:21:11,647
Drink Thunder Muscle!
861
00:21:13,783 --> 00:21:25,427
[ Music ]
862
00:21:52,822 --> 00:21:55,123
Man: Oh, no!
863
00:21:55,158 --> 00:21:56,792
Honey!
864
00:21:56,826 --> 00:22:13,108
[ Music ]
865
00:22:14,711 --> 00:22:16,111
I just thought
866
00:22:16,145 --> 00:22:17,379
that was terrible.
867
00:22:17,413 --> 00:22:17,946
The worst film
868
00:22:17,981 --> 00:22:18,947
I've ever seen.
869
00:22:18,982 --> 00:22:20,015
Worst film I've ever seen.
870
00:22:20,049 --> 00:22:22,184
It's a bucket of shit.
871
00:22:22,185 --> 00:22:25,457
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00:28:37,526 --> 00:28:40,729
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874
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875
00:28:47,069 --> 00:28:52,173
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876
00:28:52,208 --> 00:28:56,277
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877
00:28:56,312 --> 00:29:00,582
and the timeless
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878
00:29:00,616 --> 00:29:01,649
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880
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