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To judge bruce. And dr. Bobby.
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Congratulations!
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10 years of fidelity.
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Happy anniversary.
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Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary.
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Where's jamie?
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He said he's stuck in surgery.
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I'm sure he's operating...
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with some boy.
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Or at club sodom.
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That awful place?
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Where they dance
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And take drugs.
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And have sex.
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So i've heard.
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It's a shame jamie's allowed himself
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To become a stereotype,
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Instead of a role model for the community.
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Right. Hopefully one day he'll come to his senses and...
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And realize that his... his time could spent
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In so many more productive ways.
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Like joining our gay men's reading group.
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Yes.
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Last week, we read sylvia plath.
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Oh.
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And this week...
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jane austen.
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That's the best anniversary gift we've ever received.
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"Gay as blazes" will be right back.
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Blazethis.
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Brian!
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What did you do that for? Come on.
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You want me to chuck my beer?
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That's my favourite new show.
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The actors are dreamy.
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And "the times" says it's the most honest look
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At gay life ever portrayed on television.
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Well then, where's the sucking?
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And where's the fucking? Jesus,
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Don't you get enough of that at home the whole point of g.A.B.
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Is that it's not all about sex.
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There's more to gay life than that.
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Like, reading sylvia plath.
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I'd sooner kill myself.
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These characters have principles.
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When you have principles,
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You don't need orgasms.
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You have principles when you don't have orgasms.
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I, for one, commend the writers and the producers
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For portraying us as mature and responsible.
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Instead of being promiscuous and narcissistic.
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Welcome to fantasy island.
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Oh, i wish they'd bring that back.
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Even you have to admit,
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It's important that the straight world
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Sees realistic portrayals of us.
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You call that realistic?
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And who gives a flying fuck
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What straight people think?
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Hey, you better watch your mouth
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Now that you're getting the hero award from the centre.
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I didn't do anything.
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You saved justin's life.
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They can keep their golden dildo.
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Hey-Hey-Hey, i expect you
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To be at the awards dinner sunday night.
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Actually... thanks.
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One for you. Sunday? Darn!
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It's suck-O-Rama at the tool shed.
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Oh... very mature, brian.
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Yes, there he goes,
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Our hero.
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We now return to "gay as blazes".
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Oh... shhshh-Shh!
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Ow, ow. Hurting, hurting.
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Did the munchers send you
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To make sure i didn't misbehave?
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No. I thought we could misbehave together.
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I can't. I gotta get back.
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Christ, don't tell me you're actually becoming
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A good example for gay men everywhere.
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No, i'll leave that to "gay as blazes".
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Justin still gets kind of freaky
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When he's on his own too long. Oh, right.
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Well, what about tomorrow?
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Oh, slave tags?
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Kinky.
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They're two uberpasses to comicon.
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Priority access to all events,
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A complete comic book overload!
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One for me and one for you.
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Whoa-Ho, dude!
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The kids at school will, like, puke
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They'll be, like, so jealous.
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I'll take that as a no.
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I'd run away screaming, but it's been a long day.
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All right. Well, sure. Okay.
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I'll see you around sometime.
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The sulking gives you jowls, it's not attractive.
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It's just, we haven't hooked up since i got back.
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I thought this would be a chance, that's all.
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What time tomorrow?
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6:00. Marriott downtown.
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I'll meet you out front.
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You're going and that's final.
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The fuck i am.
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Where the hell are my goddamn car keys?
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And don't think that you can make me change my mind
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By inducing a sugar high
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With a cheap bag of doughnuts.
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Mmm, god, the ones with the sprinkles are good.
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Come to daddy.
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Come on, sonny-Boy.
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We went to a lot of trouble to get them
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To give you that award.
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Well tell them to give it to someone that needs their approval.
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But it's not about approval.
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It's about honouring your bravery, your courage.
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Hey, hon?
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Do you want to try one of the crullers?
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No. I know i left them... right here.
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It's about the $300
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A plate they're charging.
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Ah. It's to raise money for a new daycare programme
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Which, please god, gus will benefit from.
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D'you hear that?
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Daycare.
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Hey, this may be a joke to you,
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But this is important.
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Not just to the community, but to mel and me.
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It's our first year on the committee.
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I'm sorry to fuck with your social climbing.
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You little shit!
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Look. Honey, i can't believe that!
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That's enough sugar.
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Come on, brian.
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You can't blow off an evening in your honour.
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Stand up.
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Listen to me, mister.
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You will show up at the ceremony.
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You will check your pissy attitude at the door,
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And you will behave in a manner befitting a hero.
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Or at least, like you appreciate
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All the love, and support, and hard work
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Your fucking friends have gone to on your fucking behalf.
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Got it? I got it.
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Oh, my god.
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What, you found your keys?
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Ohhh-Ohh...
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oh, my god!
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Sonny-Boy.
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Come to daddy.
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Fuck! Did you see this?
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"The wolf in hero's clothing" by howard bellweather?
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"Is there anyone less deserving
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Of this year's gay and lesbian centre's outstanding award
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For heroism, than brian kinney?"
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"Mr. Kinney is a miserable example
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Of a modern gay stereotype..."
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"Totally promiscuous, completely vain..."
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Well, he's not wrong on that count.
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"He can be found nightly in back rooms and sex clubs."
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"As for the young man he rescued from a violent assault,
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He is, in fact, his 18-Year-Old teenage lover."
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"So while we're led to believe is that you?
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He is a hero, the truth is..."
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"He's a pedophile..."
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"Deserving not our honour..."
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"But our contempt"?
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Who in the fuck
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Is this howard bedwetter?
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Howard bellweather happens to be
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The gay social conscience of pittsburgh.
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I always listen to his radio show.
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I've read every word he's ever written.
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Mmm. Congratulations.
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The centre's giving him their outstanding gay advocate award.
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Yeah well, they oughta give him their outstanding gay asshole award.
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I'm suing the motherfucker.
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Take it easy, brian.
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He said i'm 31.
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I'm 30.
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Is that all you care about?
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He practically called you a child molester.
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Well, who should know better than... you?
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Don't forget, comicon tonight, 6:00 pm.
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Yes? Hi, i, uh...
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i-I'm emmett.
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Th-The agency sent me. The new maid.
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I'm blaine.
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Please, come in.
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Sweetheart?
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Oh. This is my life partner, blair.
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Oh my god!
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You guys are just like bobby and bruce.
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Who?
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You know, "gay as blazes".
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The tv show?
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Oh! We don't watch television.
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I'm usually pouring over medical journals.
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And i'm preparing legal briefs.
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Uh! So wait. So wait; you're a judge,
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And you're a surgeon?
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Uh, lawyer. Dentist.
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Pff! Next thing, you'll be telling me
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You been together for 10 years...
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11.
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And that you never fuck around!
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Oh, um... sorry.
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We believe that monogamy
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Is the foundation of a solid relationship.
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Don't we, sweetheart? Absolutely.
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Oh, that's...
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that's so inspiring.
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Um...
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it's going to be a real privilege to, uh...
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to work for two distinguished gentlemen like yourselves.
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So...
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where would you like me to start?
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Wait! Wait!
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W-W-What? I'm... i'm a naked maid. Didn't they...
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tell you, the agency?
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Yes, but, um, that won't be necessary.
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Wh... -You see,
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Even though some members of our community
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Find it titillating to sexualize even domestic work,
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We prefer you keep your pants on.
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We'll pay you the same fee, of course.
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It's just our small way of bringing a little dignity
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To our community.
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Our last maid got a ph.D.
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S... really? Huh!
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Well, if it's not one communicable disease, it's another.
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So, um...
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so, ah, w-Which way is the designer kitchen?
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This way.
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Do you think sex will be this good after we're married?
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No.
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That's why we have to have as...
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much as we can now.
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Fuck me.
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Ah, shit.
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Who is that?
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Coming.
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The vibrator!
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Huh? Oh.
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Catch it.
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Tannis... phillip,
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What a surprise. Shit. Shit!
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The awards committee is in crisis.
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We have to talk.
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Honey, you'll never guess who's here.
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Oh, tannis! Philip!
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What a surprise, have a seat.
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So, you were saying we have a problem?
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Have you read howard bellweather's article?
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If our corporate sponsors
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Hear that we're giving brian kinney an award,
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They will cut us off.
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We'll lose our support, our funding...
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do you hear a buzzing?
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Oh no, i... uh, the baby monitor's on the fritz.
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Sounds like it's coming from...
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oh! God!
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Oh. Euw!
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There it is.
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Did you know, um...
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vibration in the soil
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Produces ionization, which in turn,
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Stimulates growth, causing the petals to open?
272
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It's...
273
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this is a completely unfair
274
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And dishonest attack. Justin taylor's a college student.
275
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Uh... their relationship
276
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Is legal, consensual and very loving.
277
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Besides, the award is for brian's courage,
278
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Not his sexual conduct.
279
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Tell that to our benefactors.
280
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The scent of a scandal could send them packing,
281
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Along with their clutch purses.
282
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That is why you two
283
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Have got to get kinney to decline it.
284
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Do you have any idea what we had to go through
285
00:12:52,894 --> 00:12:54,396
To get him to accept it?
286
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Well then, it shouldn't be a problem, should it?
287
00:13:00,305 --> 00:13:04,310
Oh.
288
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He stood me up.
289
00:13:05,763 --> 00:13:07,265
No!
290
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He promised he'd be there.
291
00:13:08,267 --> 00:13:10,120
I bought uber-Passes and everything.
292
00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:11,772
Well, i hate to say this, michael,
293
00:13:11,772 --> 00:13:13,808
But maybe you and he are...
294
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drifting apart.
295
00:13:15,945 --> 00:13:18,014
Honey, it happens to the closest of friends.
296
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So, how about coming...
297
00:13:20,118 --> 00:13:21,354
Ahh... with me
298
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To the bellweather book signing?
299
00:13:23,423 --> 00:13:25,226
After what he wrote about brian?
300
00:13:25,226 --> 00:13:26,945
Brian's hardly a hero.
301
00:13:26,945 --> 00:13:28,965
God, teddy! When did you become such a prude?
302
00:13:28,965 --> 00:13:30,684
Since he lost his job, whacking off.
303
00:13:30,684 --> 00:13:33,204
I'm not a prude. And i wasn't whack...
304
00:13:33,204 --> 00:13:34,006
I-I... just... i...
305
00:13:34,406 --> 00:13:36,009
i happen to think he might have a point.
306
00:13:36,510 --> 00:13:38,012
Well, i don't think any of us are in a position to judge,
307
00:13:38,479 --> 00:13:39,714
Considering some of the things that we've done.
308
00:13:39,714 --> 00:13:40,916
I have nothing to be ashamed of.
309
00:13:41,317 --> 00:13:42,752
Oh, i could remind you of a few.
310
00:13:42,752 --> 00:13:44,822
Ohh-Ho... gotta go!
311
00:13:44,822 --> 00:13:47,692
Yep, me too. I'm ironing my boss' pants.
312
00:13:47,692 --> 00:13:50,097
Aren't you the one that's supposed to be bare-Assed?
313
00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:51,081
I'll have you know
314
00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:52,918
They prefer me to keep my clothes on.
315
00:13:52,918 --> 00:13:54,420
Are you sure they're gay?
316
00:13:54,420 --> 00:13:56,373
Ah, not only are they gay,
317
00:13:56,373 --> 00:13:58,376
They're the most decent people i've ever met.
318
00:13:58,777 --> 00:14:02,148
So the next time you see brian, if you ever do,
319
00:14:02,148 --> 00:14:03,751
You can tell him he's wrong.
320
00:14:03,751 --> 00:14:06,154
Those people on "gay as blazes" do exist.
321
00:14:15,118 --> 00:14:17,588
Hey. Oh! Huh, hi.
322
00:14:17,588 --> 00:14:19,091
Ah, blaine called.
323
00:14:19,091 --> 00:14:21,594
He's, uh, doing some extra pro bono work
324
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:24,098
At the gay homeless shelter
325
00:14:24,098 --> 00:14:27,537
And you're due at the gay harvard graduates' luncheon.
326
00:14:27,537 --> 00:14:31,544
I'll have this done in a... in a jiff.
327
00:14:31,544 --> 00:14:33,547
You're doing a wonderful job, emmett.
328
00:14:33,547 --> 00:14:35,048
Thank you.
329
00:14:35,549 --> 00:14:36,551
It's just, well...
330
00:14:37,051 --> 00:14:38,053
seeing you two has...
331
00:14:38,053 --> 00:14:40,056
has really inspired me to, uh,
332
00:14:40,056 --> 00:14:44,061
T-To strive, to achieve, to better myself.
333
00:14:44,563 --> 00:14:45,565
That's a great compliment.
334
00:14:45,565 --> 00:14:48,068
Well, if there's anything else i can do,
335
00:14:48,569 --> 00:14:50,573
You let me know. Okay.
336
00:14:50,573 --> 00:14:52,057
Oh, for pete sake!
337
00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:56,515
Let me.
338
00:14:56,515 --> 00:14:58,517
Oops! Dropped your towel.
339
00:14:58,517 --> 00:15:00,454
Yeah, darn. I know.
340
00:15:00,454 --> 00:15:12,839
Do you think you could get that for me?
341
00:15:12,839 --> 00:15:16,344
I'm really grateful.
342
00:15:16,344 --> 00:15:29,764
I... i see that.
343
00:15:29,764 --> 00:15:30,766
Oh... oh sorry.
344
00:15:31,266 --> 00:15:40,965
It's okay. Don't worry about it.
345
00:15:40,965 --> 00:15:42,968
Keep it up, sunshine.
346
00:15:42,968 --> 00:15:44,971
The good work, that is.
347
00:15:44,971 --> 00:15:45,939
Isn't he something?
348
00:15:45,939 --> 00:15:48,426
Mm, mother's little helper.
349
00:15:48,426 --> 00:15:49,912
Mother's little helper is valium.
350
00:15:50,412 --> 00:15:51,363
Huh?
351
00:15:51,831 --> 00:15:53,834
It's a drug reference from a rolling stones song.
352
00:15:53,834 --> 00:15:55,771
I know the song, thank you.
353
00:15:55,771 --> 00:15:57,774
I was listening to it before you were fucking born.
354
00:15:57,774 --> 00:16:00,627
Ancient history.
355
00:16:04,066 --> 00:16:08,073
Okay, what'd he do this time?
356
00:16:08,073 --> 00:16:09,524
Who?
357
00:16:09,524 --> 00:16:16,368
"Who". Is there anyone else?
358
00:16:16,368 --> 00:16:18,872
He was supposed to meet me at the comic convention and...
359
00:16:18,872 --> 00:16:22,261
i'm biting my tongue so hard i'm tasting blood.
360
00:16:22,261 --> 00:16:30,189
So just say it, you will anyway.
361
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:31,692
Why must your happiness
362
00:16:31,692 --> 00:16:34,195
Always depend on someone else?
363
00:16:34,195 --> 00:16:37,183
First brian, then david. Now back to brian.
364
00:16:37,183 --> 00:16:40,054
You finished? I haven't even started.
365
00:16:40,554 --> 00:16:41,556
If you came back here 'cause you thought
366
00:16:41,556 --> 00:16:43,559
Brian was missing you as bad as you were missing him,
367
00:16:43,559 --> 00:16:45,062
You fucked up big time.
368
00:16:45,062 --> 00:16:46,514
That's not why i came back.
369
00:16:46,514 --> 00:16:48,885
He has a life of his own.
370
00:16:48,885 --> 00:16:52,757
Which is more than i can say about you.
371
00:16:52,757 --> 00:16:54,259
And even though you're not gonna like me saying this...
372
00:16:54,259 --> 00:16:58,198
i'm sure of that.
373
00:16:58,198 --> 00:17:02,588
I think he actually might love this kid.
374
00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:04,074
As much as he can.
375
00:17:04,074 --> 00:17:07,463
That doesn't matter.
376
00:17:07,463 --> 00:17:08,447
We're still friends.
377
00:17:08,447 --> 00:17:12,453
At least i thought we were.
378
00:17:12,453 --> 00:17:21,884
That wasn't supposed to change.
379
00:17:21,884 --> 00:17:24,321
Well, one minute i'm starching his collar,
380
00:17:24,821 --> 00:17:27,326
The next minute i'm sucking his cock.
381
00:17:27,326 --> 00:17:30,330
Single-Handedly i-I've destroyed 11 years of fidelity.
382
00:17:30,330 --> 00:17:31,331
That's what i've done.
383
00:17:31,832 --> 00:17:32,834
I'm scum.
384
00:17:33,335 --> 00:17:34,336
No, i'm worse than scum.
385
00:17:34,336 --> 00:17:36,840
Uh, what's worse than scum?
386
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,342
We've all been around long enough to know
387
00:17:38,342 --> 00:17:40,346
That nobody does anything they don't want to do.
388
00:17:40,346 --> 00:17:41,847
This blair sounds like no angel.
389
00:17:41,847 --> 00:17:45,853
Pfft. He was. Now he's fallen.
390
00:17:45,853 --> 00:17:48,858
Oh, i'm... i'm the snake in the garden of eden,
391
00:17:48,858 --> 00:17:50,861
That's what i am. Stop blaming yourself!
392
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,864
No, start blaming yourself.
393
00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:53,866
You know, it wouldn't have happened
394
00:17:54,367 --> 00:17:55,368
If you could keep your mind off of sex
395
00:17:55,368 --> 00:17:57,371
Long enough to think about something else.
396
00:17:57,871 --> 00:17:59,324
Like what?
397
00:17:59,324 --> 00:18:01,327
Like going to a museum.
398
00:18:01,327 --> 00:18:03,748
Or reading a book.
399
00:18:03,748 --> 00:18:04,749
A book?
400
00:18:04,749 --> 00:18:07,753
Yeah, it's got pages. Little...
401
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,756
Words on it. You know, cover.
402
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,260
Allegedly it improves the mind and... oh!
403
00:18:12,260 --> 00:18:14,263
Hey, here, they happen to sell them right here.
404
00:18:14,263 --> 00:18:15,766
Anybody care to join me?
405
00:18:16,266 --> 00:18:20,272
No. You keep your hero, i'll stick to captain astro.
406
00:18:20,774 --> 00:18:23,227
Oh, my god. I've got to go make dinner
407
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:25,731
For blaine and blair.
408
00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:27,699
How am i going to face them? What am i going to say?
409
00:18:28,201 --> 00:18:31,206
Don't say anything.
410
00:18:31,206 --> 00:18:37,198
And for god's sake, don't let it happen again.
411
00:18:42,573 --> 00:18:45,077
Ow. Sorry.
412
00:18:45,077 --> 00:18:47,046
It's okay. Want to go back?
413
00:18:47,046 --> 00:18:48,515
No.
414
00:18:48,515 --> 00:18:51,953
Sure? Yeah.
415
00:18:51,953 --> 00:18:54,358
Look, no hands.
416
00:18:54,358 --> 00:18:56,811
Hey! Fucker.
417
00:18:56,811 --> 00:18:58,246
It's okay, it's okay. It's okay.
418
00:18:58,246 --> 00:19:01,752
It's okay. It's just an accident.
419
00:19:01,752 --> 00:19:15,155
Don't let it throw you.
420
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:18,627
Thank you.
421
00:19:18,627 --> 00:19:23,134
Mr. Bellweather, i am so, so validated
422
00:19:23,134 --> 00:19:26,639
By what you write. You are a font
423
00:19:26,639 --> 00:19:29,594
Of inspiration and wisdom. Hah.
424
00:19:29,594 --> 00:19:33,132
A font? Well, how kind.
425
00:19:33,132 --> 00:19:34,134
And you are?
426
00:19:36,071 --> 00:19:39,009
I'm ted. Yeah?
427
00:19:39,009 --> 00:19:42,014
Uh, ted, uh, ted schmidt.
428
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,967
Uh, it's, uh, s-C-H-M...
429
00:19:44,967 --> 00:19:45,968
sign this.
430
00:19:45,968 --> 00:19:47,438
"To brian kinney,
431
00:19:47,938 --> 00:19:50,376
Please accept my apologies for what i wrote about you.
432
00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:52,328
I'm a sucking sack of shit.
433
00:19:52,328 --> 00:19:53,831
Love and luck, howie."
434
00:19:53,831 --> 00:19:54,782
Oh, god.
435
00:19:54,782 --> 00:19:55,733
I take it you are...
436
00:19:56,235 --> 00:19:58,138
his teenage lover.
437
00:19:58,138 --> 00:19:59,606
Well.
438
00:20:00,106 --> 00:20:02,961
It's a pleasure to meet such a bright, brave young man.
439
00:20:02,961 --> 00:20:04,464
If anyone deserves an award for heroism, it's you.
440
00:20:04,964 --> 00:20:06,467
You had no right to say those things.
441
00:20:06,467 --> 00:20:08,403
On the contrary, it was my obligation.
442
00:20:08,403 --> 00:20:10,355
He saved my life.
443
00:20:10,355 --> 00:20:13,744
He's also stolen part of it.
444
00:20:14,228 --> 00:20:14,729
Your innocence,
445
00:20:15,213 --> 00:20:17,599
Your youth.
446
00:20:17,599 --> 00:20:21,989
One day you'll see he's hurt you as much as your attacker.
447
00:20:23,442 --> 00:20:28,933
Come on, brian.
448
00:20:29,435 --> 00:20:30,870
By the way...
449
00:20:30,870 --> 00:20:32,873
i'm 30.
450
00:20:41,219 --> 00:20:44,223
Thank you, that's great.
451
00:20:44,223 --> 00:20:47,195
Emmett?
452
00:20:47,195 --> 00:20:49,181
You didn't tell me.
453
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:50,684
Tell you what?
454
00:20:54,155 --> 00:20:55,657
That you could cook.
455
00:20:56,159 --> 00:20:57,660
Smells fantastic.
456
00:20:57,660 --> 00:21:01,666
Oh-H, it's... just a littlesauce piquante.
457
00:21:01,666 --> 00:21:03,669
For the fish.
458
00:21:03,669 --> 00:21:07,625
Hmm. Blair'll be sorry he missed this.
459
00:21:07,625 --> 00:21:10,630
He's, uh... h-He's not here?
460
00:21:10,630 --> 00:21:12,132
It's his night to read
461
00:21:12,132 --> 00:21:16,138
To the visually impaired gay seniors group.
462
00:21:16,138 --> 00:21:21,146
Well, i'll just, uh, i'll just set the table for one, then.
463
00:21:21,146 --> 00:21:24,651
Why don't you eat with me?
464
00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:29,659
I hate dining alone.
465
00:21:29,659 --> 00:21:32,163
All right.
466
00:21:32,163 --> 00:21:34,166
Mind if i have a taste?
467
00:21:34,166 --> 00:21:41,177
Ah, here. Let me.
468
00:21:41,177 --> 00:21:42,178
Mmm.
469
00:21:42,178 --> 00:21:44,181
Oh! Oh-Ho.
470
00:21:44,181 --> 00:21:46,117
Got some on your pants.
471
00:21:46,117 --> 00:21:49,122
Better... better get that out before it... stains.
472
00:21:49,122 --> 00:21:50,624
I'll take my pants off.
473
00:21:50,624 --> 00:21:52,059
No-No-No! No.
474
00:21:52,059 --> 00:21:54,063
Don't do that. Yeah, w-We'll just...
475
00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:57,050
we'll just do it this way.
476
00:21:57,050 --> 00:21:58,052
You know, on second thought,
477
00:21:58,553 --> 00:21:59,554
Maybe you... no-No-No-No.
478
00:21:59,554 --> 00:22:03,026
Go ahead. You're doing just fine.
479
00:22:03,026 --> 00:22:08,033
But... you'd better rub harder.
480
00:22:08,033 --> 00:22:10,036
Yeah, uh...
481
00:22:10,036 --> 00:22:11,540
been to any museums?
482
00:22:13,492 --> 00:22:21,454
Read any good books... lately?
483
00:22:21,454 --> 00:22:22,923
Ohh-H.
484
00:22:22,923 --> 00:22:27,380
Look what i've done.
485
00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:30,885
Forgive me, father.
486
00:22:36,326 --> 00:22:38,330
Chateau foutre, '90.
487
00:22:38,830 --> 00:22:40,834
It's a very good year.
488
00:22:41,334 --> 00:22:43,337
Black angus.
489
00:22:43,337 --> 00:22:46,842
So blue it moos.
490
00:22:48,278 --> 00:22:50,264
Wait till you see what's for dessert.
491
00:22:50,765 --> 00:22:54,203
Death by chocolate.
492
00:22:54,203 --> 00:22:55,205
Is there any other way to go?
493
00:22:55,689 --> 00:22:56,690
And just when you thought
494
00:22:56,690 --> 00:23:01,197
It couldn't get any better...
495
00:23:01,197 --> 00:23:04,703
oh, yeah.
496
00:23:14,952 --> 00:23:16,888
Maybe there is more to life than sex.
497
00:23:18,257 --> 00:23:19,726
Fine food,
498
00:23:19,726 --> 00:23:22,213
Fine wine,
499
00:23:22,213 --> 00:23:23,214
Fine cigar.
500
00:23:24,632 --> 00:23:26,068
What do you want?
501
00:23:26,068 --> 00:23:29,073
You're so cynical you can't appreciate a little tlc?
502
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:37,452
From lesbian lucy and ethel?
503
00:23:37,452 --> 00:23:41,859
Spill it.
504
00:23:41,859 --> 00:23:43,361
You know the award from the centre?
505
00:23:43,361 --> 00:23:45,280
The one you never wanted anyway?
506
00:23:45,781 --> 00:23:47,284
What about it?
507
00:23:47,284 --> 00:23:49,253
Well, guess what? You don't have to accept it.
508
00:23:49,253 --> 00:23:50,706
Ah-Ha. I don't?
509
00:23:50,706 --> 00:23:53,626
We explained to them that you didn't feel comfortable
510
00:23:53,626 --> 00:23:56,131
With public attention, so they said all you have to do
511
00:23:56,131 --> 00:23:57,633
Is say, "thanks anyway, but no thanks"
512
00:23:58,134 --> 00:24:00,087
And the whole thing will just go away.
513
00:24:00,087 --> 00:24:01,589
Isn't that great?
514
00:24:01,589 --> 00:24:03,592
You don't have to prepare a speech, you don't have to wear a tux.
515
00:24:03,592 --> 00:24:07,031
Nothing!
516
00:24:07,031 --> 00:24:09,501
That's great. Yeah.
517
00:24:09,501 --> 00:24:14,893
What's therealreason?
518
00:24:14,893 --> 00:24:16,895
Could it be they read howard bellweather's bullshit
519
00:24:16,895 --> 00:24:19,399
And now they're afraid that if they honour me
520
00:24:19,399 --> 00:24:22,353
They'll tarnish their spotless image?
521
00:24:22,353 --> 00:24:23,857
Or even worse,
522
00:24:23,857 --> 00:24:27,796
Lose their precious corporate sponsors?
523
00:24:27,796 --> 00:24:29,798
And now they want me to spare them the embarrassment.
524
00:24:31,300 --> 00:24:32,753
Guess what?
525
00:24:32,753 --> 00:24:34,756
I'm not doing them any favours.
526
00:24:34,756 --> 00:24:36,658
Oh, come on, brian. You didn't even want it.
527
00:24:36,658 --> 00:24:38,595
We practically had to force-Feed it to you.
528
00:24:39,095 --> 00:24:41,098
That was before i realized...
529
00:24:41,098 --> 00:24:42,600
what an honour it would be
530
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:46,590
To be recognized by such a fine, upstanding organization.
531
00:24:46,590 --> 00:24:48,543
I've even...
532
00:24:48,543 --> 00:24:52,483
started working on my acceptance speech, in fact.
533
00:24:52,983 --> 00:24:55,403
Want to hear it? God!
534
00:24:58,408 --> 00:25:01,413
Greetings and welcome all you...
535
00:25:01,413 --> 00:25:03,917
sexually challenged,
536
00:25:03,917 --> 00:25:07,923
Transmogrified, bi-Polar whateverthe-Fuck-You-Ares...
537
00:25:11,929 --> 00:25:15,818
hey, boys!
538
00:25:15,818 --> 00:25:17,821
Hi, honey.
539
00:25:17,821 --> 00:25:20,308
Hi, teddy.
540
00:25:20,308 --> 00:25:21,710
Excuse me,
541
00:25:21,710 --> 00:25:24,214
But i believe these seats are reserved for the living.
542
00:25:24,214 --> 00:25:27,669
Ma, do you have to sit here?
543
00:25:27,669 --> 00:25:30,172
Well, i don't see a sign that says "reserved for brian".
544
00:25:30,172 --> 00:25:32,559
I told you. I know.
545
00:25:33,061 --> 00:25:34,063
I know you're uncomfortable
546
00:25:34,063 --> 00:25:36,516
Hanging out in gay bars with your mother.
547
00:25:36,516 --> 00:25:38,018
But look at it this way.
548
00:25:38,018 --> 00:25:39,520
If you meet somebody nice,
549
00:25:40,022 --> 00:25:41,523
You won't have to bring him home to meet me,
550
00:25:41,523 --> 00:25:43,026
'Cause i'm already here.
551
00:25:44,979 --> 00:25:46,982
I'm not meeting anybody.
552
00:25:46,982 --> 00:25:48,483
Oh. With an attitude like that
553
00:25:48,483 --> 00:25:50,437
You sure as hell won't.
554
00:25:50,938 --> 00:25:52,941
You two stickin-The-Muds have got to go have some fun!
555
00:25:53,442 --> 00:25:55,946
Come on. Go dancing, huh?
556
00:25:55,946 --> 00:25:57,398
Go get laid.
557
00:25:57,398 --> 00:26:00,903
What kind of mindless palliative is that for existential angst?
558
00:26:00,903 --> 00:26:02,305
Say what?
559
00:26:02,305 --> 00:26:04,241
A damn good one.
560
00:26:04,241 --> 00:26:05,693
You know, before you turn around,
561
00:26:05,693 --> 00:26:07,196
You guys'll be our age.
562
00:26:07,196 --> 00:26:08,632
God, don't remind me.
563
00:26:08,632 --> 00:26:10,567
And you'll regret every night you didn't go out
564
00:26:10,567 --> 00:26:12,070
And grab a little life.
565
00:26:12,070 --> 00:26:14,022
Not to mention a little ass.
566
00:26:18,846 --> 00:26:21,351
Well...
567
00:26:21,351 --> 00:26:23,353
i did see an invitation on hotpitts.Com
568
00:26:23,854 --> 00:26:25,290
To a b.B. Party.
569
00:26:25,290 --> 00:26:27,275
I thought you swore off the internet.
570
00:26:27,275 --> 00:26:28,744
It was a site i forgot to delete.
571
00:26:28,744 --> 00:26:31,182
A b.B. Party?
572
00:26:31,182 --> 00:26:32,651
It stands for body-Builders.
573
00:26:32,651 --> 00:26:34,136
Mm.
574
00:26:34,136 --> 00:26:37,091
God, i just love rock-Hard pecs and... rippled abs.
575
00:26:37,091 --> 00:26:40,980
God, mom, you are such afag.
576
00:26:40,980 --> 00:26:44,436
Yeah, it puts the rest of us to shame.
577
00:26:44,869 --> 00:26:55,185
Well, what are you waiting for?
578
00:27:04,699 --> 00:27:07,204
Oh, yeah. I'll get a drink first, thanks.
579
00:27:18,570 --> 00:27:20,073
Whoa! Hah.
580
00:27:20,073 --> 00:27:22,577
Some party, huh?
581
00:27:22,577 --> 00:27:26,082
This isn't a party. This is an orgy.
582
00:27:26,082 --> 00:27:27,016
Yeah.
583
00:27:27,016 --> 00:27:29,503
Hi.
584
00:27:30,004 --> 00:27:30,505
Hi.
585
00:27:31,006 --> 00:27:32,475
Uh...
586
00:27:32,475 --> 00:27:34,978
boy, if brian only knew what he was missing.
587
00:27:34,978 --> 00:27:35,980
Fuck brian.
588
00:27:48,999 --> 00:27:50,502
Oh, my god! Do you know who that is?
589
00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:52,505
Don't point.
590
00:27:52,505 --> 00:27:55,960
That's howard bellweather.
591
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:57,462
He doesn't have a very good body.
592
00:27:57,946 --> 00:28:03,321
Course not, he's a writer.
593
00:28:03,321 --> 00:28:06,276
These guys don't look much like bodybuilders to me.
594
00:28:06,276 --> 00:28:08,211
They certainly are getting a work-Out.
595
00:28:08,211 --> 00:28:11,718
That's not all that's wrong with this picture.
596
00:28:11,718 --> 00:28:13,219
Something's missing.
597
00:28:13,721 --> 00:28:18,110
Hors d'oeuvres?
598
00:28:18,110 --> 00:28:19,613
Condoms.
599
00:28:19,613 --> 00:28:24,587
No one's using condoms.
600
00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:26,541
Including howard bellweather.
601
00:28:26,541 --> 00:28:27,542
Shh!
602
00:28:29,527 --> 00:28:32,031
Holy shit, i don't think b.B. Stands for body-Builders.
603
00:28:32,532 --> 00:28:35,035
I think it stands for... bare-Backing.
604
00:28:51,895 --> 00:28:56,369
We're not giving brian kinney an award!
605
00:28:56,369 --> 00:29:01,326
How do you turn this fucking thing off?
606
00:29:05,315 --> 00:29:07,318
Our mistake was sending committee neophytes
607
00:29:07,819 --> 00:29:09,822
To do co-Chair work in the first place. Fems.
608
00:29:09,822 --> 00:29:11,824
If kinney insists on accepting the award,
609
00:29:11,824 --> 00:29:14,262
We have no other choice but to refuse to give it to him.
610
00:29:14,262 --> 00:29:15,698
I wouldn't do that if i were you.
611
00:29:15,698 --> 00:29:16,632
Excuse me?
612
00:29:16,632 --> 00:29:18,602
Honey, i... if you take it away now,
613
00:29:18,602 --> 00:29:20,538
You'll be in breach of promise
614
00:29:21,039 --> 00:29:21,540
And he'll take action.
615
00:29:22,041 --> 00:29:22,975
What kind of action?
616
00:29:22,975 --> 00:29:24,477
Legal action.
617
00:29:24,477 --> 00:29:26,981
Are you suggesting he'd sue?
618
00:29:26,981 --> 00:29:28,984
"Non-Profit" will take on a whole new meaning
619
00:29:28,984 --> 00:29:30,436
When he's through with you.
620
00:29:30,436 --> 00:29:32,940
Is this true?
621
00:29:32,940 --> 00:29:35,444
If he wanted to, he could drag us to court.
622
00:29:35,444 --> 00:29:36,946
But... that would be financially ruinous,
623
00:29:36,946 --> 00:29:38,448
Not to mention the humiliation.
624
00:29:38,949 --> 00:29:40,435
We'd be run off the board!
625
00:29:40,435 --> 00:29:43,356
As your counsel, my professional advice
626
00:29:43,356 --> 00:29:49,782
Is to just give him the fucking award.
627
00:29:49,782 --> 00:29:51,735
Well, you can congratulate mr. Kinney
628
00:29:51,735 --> 00:29:59,631
On adding blackmail to his long list of accomplishments.
629
00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:00,633
Straighten that banner!
630
00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:02,636
Breach of promise?
631
00:30:02,636 --> 00:30:04,137
Where'd that come from?
632
00:30:04,137 --> 00:30:06,140
Hey, you fuck a lawyer, you pick up a few things.
633
00:30:24,602 --> 00:30:26,103
That smug,
634
00:30:26,103 --> 00:30:28,091
Sanctimonious, hypocritical...
635
00:30:28,091 --> 00:30:29,592
who the fuck does he think he is,
636
00:30:29,592 --> 00:30:30,594
Judging everybody's behaviour?
637
00:30:30,594 --> 00:30:32,530
Especially brian's.
638
00:30:32,530 --> 00:30:35,001
To think i just spent 25 bucks on his new book.
639
00:30:35,485 --> 00:30:36,987
Maybe he'll use the money to buy rubbers.
640
00:30:36,987 --> 00:30:38,906
Is there no such thing as decency left?
641
00:30:38,906 --> 00:30:40,877
There was.
642
00:30:40,877 --> 00:30:42,880
Once upon a time...
643
00:30:43,381 --> 00:30:44,382
until i came along.
644
00:30:44,865 --> 00:30:45,834
Don't tell me.
645
00:30:46,335 --> 00:30:47,252
You did the other one?
646
00:30:47,252 --> 00:30:48,739
I couldn't help myself!
647
00:30:49,223 --> 00:30:50,224
What about them?
648
00:30:50,724 --> 00:30:51,726
You said they were a happily committed couple.
649
00:30:51,726 --> 00:30:53,713
It's not their fault.
650
00:30:53,713 --> 00:30:57,719
Obviously, up against my powers of seduction,
651
00:30:58,219 --> 00:31:01,124
They didn't stand a chance.
652
00:31:01,124 --> 00:31:03,527
I'm gonna go.
653
00:31:03,527 --> 00:31:05,030
Oh, hey!
654
00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:07,417
It's just the man i've been looking for.
655
00:31:07,417 --> 00:31:09,920
Want to dance?
656
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:11,891
I don't feel like it. Come on.
657
00:31:11,891 --> 00:31:13,843
I said i don't want to.
658
00:31:13,843 --> 00:31:15,846
What's the matter with you?
659
00:31:15,846 --> 00:31:17,348
You wouldn't understand.
660
00:31:17,348 --> 00:31:19,853
And if you did, you wouldn't care.
661
00:31:23,325 --> 00:31:27,264
Fine.
662
00:31:27,264 --> 00:31:31,219
The convention, asshole, you were supposed to meet me!
663
00:31:31,719 --> 00:31:34,174
Is that all?
664
00:31:34,624 --> 00:31:35,125
Yeah, that's all.
665
00:31:35,625 --> 00:31:36,577
I'm sorry,
666
00:31:36,577 --> 00:31:37,562
I got tied up.
667
00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:40,016
Actually, hedid.
668
00:31:40,016 --> 00:31:42,953
See, i picked up this cop... i don't want to hear it.
669
00:31:42,953 --> 00:31:45,907
Doesn't matter.
670
00:31:45,907 --> 00:31:47,360
Come on, mikey,
671
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:49,831
It's a fucking comic book convention, for christ's sake.
672
00:31:49,831 --> 00:31:51,817
Right. That's all it was.
673
00:31:51,817 --> 00:31:53,319
A bunch of geeks wandering around,
674
00:31:53,820 --> 00:31:56,274
Searching for lost pieces of their childhood.
675
00:31:56,757 --> 00:31:58,761
It's pretty pathetic when you think about it.
676
00:31:58,761 --> 00:32:00,764
Only the reason for going wasn't to find
677
00:32:00,764 --> 00:32:04,720
A "green lantern" from 1982.
678
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:06,222
It was for us to be together
679
00:32:06,222 --> 00:32:07,724
The way we used to be.
680
00:32:07,724 --> 00:32:09,227
Before i ran off with david,
681
00:32:09,227 --> 00:32:10,663
Before...
682
00:32:10,663 --> 00:32:14,084
before justin got hurt.
683
00:32:14,084 --> 00:32:19,576
The dynamic duo, reunited once again.
684
00:32:20,077 --> 00:32:23,582
But i guess things don't work out that way.
685
00:32:23,582 --> 00:32:26,587
You know, things go forward instead of backwards, right?
686
00:32:26,587 --> 00:32:28,555
And nothing stays the same,
687
00:32:29,057 --> 00:32:32,546
So don't trouble yourself.
688
00:32:32,546 --> 00:32:34,532
There's no reason for you to be there with me
689
00:32:34,532 --> 00:32:37,035
And there's no reason for me to expect you to be.
690
00:32:57,917 --> 00:33:01,423
I'm, um, i-I'm very sorry to have to tell you this.
691
00:33:01,423 --> 00:33:03,926
Uh, i hope you won't be angry.
692
00:33:03,926 --> 00:33:07,932
But, um, i-I have to give you my notice.
693
00:33:07,932 --> 00:33:09,435
Oh, emmett, no!
694
00:33:09,435 --> 00:33:10,436
Aren't you happy here?
695
00:33:10,937 --> 00:33:12,439
Have we done something to displease you?
696
00:33:12,439 --> 00:33:15,944
Oh, no. No, no. It's... it's not you.
697
00:33:15,944 --> 00:33:17,447
It's me.
698
00:33:17,947 --> 00:33:22,454
I'm unworthy to work for two such fine men.
699
00:33:22,454 --> 00:33:23,956
You mustn't say that.
700
00:33:23,956 --> 00:33:25,459
No one has ever given us service
701
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:26,961
Quite like you.
702
00:33:26,961 --> 00:33:30,350
Tst. I was afraid you'd say that.
703
00:33:30,350 --> 00:33:31,851
In fact, blair has told me himself
704
00:33:31,851 --> 00:33:34,856
How happy he is with your performance.
705
00:33:35,357 --> 00:33:36,358
Haven't you, blair?
706
00:33:36,358 --> 00:33:38,812
Oh, yes. And blaine has done the same.
707
00:33:38,812 --> 00:33:40,315
Haven't you, sweetheart?
708
00:33:40,799 --> 00:33:42,251
Hmm.
709
00:33:42,251 --> 00:33:46,758
We've never had a more congenial menial.
710
00:33:46,758 --> 00:33:48,259
Ha...
711
00:33:49,763 --> 00:33:51,749
W-W-Wait a minute. Um...
712
00:33:51,749 --> 00:33:53,718
y-You both know?
713
00:33:53,718 --> 00:33:56,221
Of course.
714
00:33:56,221 --> 00:33:58,726
But i... i-I thought...
715
00:33:58,726 --> 00:34:02,231
didn't you say you were completely monogamous?
716
00:34:02,231 --> 00:34:03,667
We are.
717
00:34:03,667 --> 00:34:06,604
But we can all use a little help around the house.
718
00:34:06,604 --> 00:34:08,607
Now, won't you stay?
719
00:34:09,091 --> 00:34:10,593
Mm-Hm.
720
00:34:12,546 --> 00:34:14,550
You know,
721
00:34:14,550 --> 00:34:17,053
I, uh, i... i may be a slut...
722
00:34:18,555 --> 00:34:21,560
but at least i'm an honest slut.
723
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:24,064
So, uh, so find someone else
724
00:34:24,064 --> 00:34:26,068
To put the starch in your pants.
725
00:34:27,569 --> 00:34:29,572
Right.
726
00:34:50,788 --> 00:34:54,744
Come on, sonny-Boy.
727
00:35:16,009 --> 00:35:24,322
I wasn't sure i could do it. I was.
728
00:35:24,322 --> 00:35:25,824
What's that for?
729
00:35:26,325 --> 00:35:29,830
You know how much i love sex in public places.
730
00:35:29,830 --> 00:35:31,767
Then suck me off.
731
00:35:31,767 --> 00:35:33,770
Right here, right now...
732
00:35:33,770 --> 00:35:35,773
In broad daylight. Wow.
733
00:35:35,773 --> 00:35:38,710
You are recovering nicely.
734
00:35:38,710 --> 00:35:40,647
Bad as new.
735
00:35:40,647 --> 00:35:42,133
Look, one step at a time.
736
00:35:42,133 --> 00:35:44,635
First, we walk back to my place.
737
00:35:44,635 --> 00:35:47,090
Then i suck you off.
738
00:35:47,090 --> 00:35:48,591
I can do it by myself.
739
00:35:48,591 --> 00:35:50,445
You can give yourself head?
740
00:35:50,445 --> 00:35:52,949
No, i can walk back without a chaperone.
741
00:35:52,949 --> 00:35:54,450
You're not trying to lose me, are you?
742
00:35:54,450 --> 00:35:58,958
Mm-Hmm. I'm sick of you always following me around.
743
00:35:58,958 --> 00:36:00,460
Don't you have any friends your own age?
744
00:36:00,460 --> 00:36:04,332
Yeah, but none of them adore me as much you do.
745
00:36:04,332 --> 00:36:08,289
I can think of one that does.
746
00:36:08,289 --> 00:36:10,292
Anyway, you have a big,
747
00:36:10,292 --> 00:36:12,294
Important fundraiser to attend.
748
00:36:12,294 --> 00:36:14,298
Mmm.
749
00:36:14,298 --> 00:36:20,807
You mean a boring, insignificant timewaster to endure.
750
00:36:20,807 --> 00:36:22,810
You're a hero.
751
00:36:22,810 --> 00:36:31,824
No matter what anyone says.
752
00:36:32,325 --> 00:36:37,265
Thank you for the standing ovation.
753
00:36:37,265 --> 00:36:40,705
All right, here goes.
754
00:36:40,705 --> 00:36:42,206
Later.
755
00:36:42,708 --> 00:36:49,184
Later.
756
00:36:49,184 --> 00:36:52,104
Just a reminder that bidding for our silent auction
757
00:36:52,104 --> 00:36:54,575
Will be closing in ten minutes...
758
00:36:54,575 --> 00:36:59,082
it's so stuffy in here you need an oxygen mask.
759
00:36:59,082 --> 00:37:01,536
Just keep breathing.
760
00:37:01,536 --> 00:37:02,971
Where the hell is brian?
761
00:37:02,971 --> 00:37:05,408
Fashionably late.
762
00:37:05,408 --> 00:37:08,379
He better get his fashionable ass here.
763
00:37:08,379 --> 00:37:12,318
Our next recipient is a man whose voice
764
00:37:12,819 --> 00:37:14,822
Has been a beacon of truth
765
00:37:15,306 --> 00:37:21,300
In an often stormy sea of moral uncertainty.
766
00:37:21,300 --> 00:37:23,302
A man who has challenged us
767
00:37:23,302 --> 00:37:26,256
To account for our behaviour,
768
00:37:26,256 --> 00:37:29,261
Who's demanded we accept nothing less of ourselves
769
00:37:29,261 --> 00:37:35,737
Than decency and dignity.
770
00:37:35,737 --> 00:37:40,245
This year's outstanding gay advocate award
771
00:37:40,245 --> 00:37:42,247
Goes to mr. Howard...
772
00:37:42,247 --> 00:37:44,250
bellweather!
773
00:37:50,610 --> 00:37:52,579
Yay!
774
00:38:06,483 --> 00:38:09,488
How can we complain of being stereotyped,
775
00:38:09,488 --> 00:38:11,975
Of being marginalized,
776
00:38:11,975 --> 00:38:14,480
When it is often members of our own community
777
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:17,985
Who, through their irresponsible behaviour,
778
00:38:17,985 --> 00:38:20,939
Perpetuate such treatment.
779
00:38:20,939 --> 00:38:24,945
We are our own worst enemy.
780
00:38:24,945 --> 00:38:27,767
And so we must raise ourselves up by our moral...
781
00:38:28,768 --> 00:38:29,703
in conclusion...
782
00:38:29,703 --> 00:38:31,672
did he say "conclusion"?
783
00:38:31,672 --> 00:38:32,657
Shh!
784
00:38:32,657 --> 00:38:34,560
It is up to us
785
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:36,563
To change the misperception
786
00:38:36,563 --> 00:38:39,050
That gay life is all about sex.
787
00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:40,485
Hear, hear.
788
00:38:40,485 --> 00:38:42,488
This is the gauntlet i throw down to you...
789
00:38:43,456 --> 00:38:46,962
...to prove we are the concerned,
790
00:38:46,962 --> 00:38:52,821
Committed citizens we, in truth, are.
791
00:38:53,322 --> 00:38:54,323
Thank you.
792
00:38:54,323 --> 00:38:55,759
Yay!
793
00:39:09,546 --> 00:39:12,550
I still believe in what he says...
794
00:39:12,550 --> 00:39:14,053
even if i don't believe in him.
795
00:39:22,850 --> 00:39:25,855
Wow.
796
00:39:26,355 --> 00:39:30,361
Our next recipient's name became synonymous with courage
797
00:39:30,361 --> 00:39:35,669
When he intervened in a vicious gaybashing incident,
798
00:39:35,669 --> 00:39:40,676
Saving the young victim's life.
799
00:39:40,676 --> 00:39:44,666
He's a... inspiration to us all.
800
00:39:44,666 --> 00:39:48,104
This year's outstanding gay hero award
801
00:39:48,104 --> 00:39:50,057
Goes to...
802
00:39:50,057 --> 00:39:51,058
brian kinney.
803
00:39:53,479 --> 00:39:55,432
Yes!
804
00:39:59,839 --> 00:40:09,654
Whoo-Hoo-Hoo!
805
00:40:11,089 --> 00:40:14,528
Well, stop standing there and do something.
806
00:40:14,528 --> 00:40:17,532
Is, uh, brian kinney with us tonight?
807
00:40:18,033 --> 00:40:20,971
I can't believe he didn't show.
808
00:40:20,971 --> 00:40:22,974
If only to tell the crowd where to stick it.
809
00:40:22,974 --> 00:40:25,412
And how high.
810
00:40:25,911 --> 00:40:28,415
I think he got his message across.
811
00:40:28,415 --> 00:40:32,422
Loud and clear.
812
00:40:40,867 --> 00:40:43,372
Wow, "the invincible iron man" number 49.
813
00:40:43,372 --> 00:40:45,375
This is so amazing.
814
00:40:45,875 --> 00:40:49,881
$500.00? What have you been smoking?
815
00:40:49,881 --> 00:40:51,884
Buy it.
816
00:40:51,884 --> 00:40:53,887
It's a steal.
817
00:40:54,388 --> 00:40:55,389
Aren't you supposed to be somewhere,
818
00:40:55,389 --> 00:40:59,396
Winning some award? Hero of the year?
819
00:40:59,396 --> 00:41:01,899
You want a hero?
820
00:41:01,899 --> 00:41:02,900
Buy a comic book.
821
00:41:05,905 --> 00:41:07,908
Why aren't you accepting your award?
822
00:41:07,908 --> 00:41:09,911
Not that i give a shit.
823
00:41:10,412 --> 00:41:12,415
We had a date.
824
00:41:12,415 --> 00:41:14,919
Attention, everyone.
825
00:41:14,919 --> 00:41:17,923
Comicon will be closing in 15 minutes.
826
00:41:17,923 --> 00:41:19,426
You barely made it.
827
00:41:25,418 --> 00:41:29,424
Look, i meant what i said. You didn't have to come.
828
00:41:29,424 --> 00:41:30,426
Things have changed,
829
00:41:30,426 --> 00:41:34,933
We've moved on and it's okay.
830
00:41:34,933 --> 00:41:38,438
No demands, no expectations, no regrets.
831
00:41:40,892 --> 00:41:43,396
Well, as long as i'm here, we might as well have a good time.
832
00:41:47,786 --> 00:41:51,258
Hey.
833
00:41:51,758 --> 00:41:55,731
Let's get a picture.
834
00:41:55,731 --> 00:41:57,733
That's for kids.
835
00:41:58,235 --> 00:42:01,240
Come on, mikey.
836
00:42:01,240 --> 00:42:07,733
It's stupid.
837
00:42:08,233 --> 00:42:11,238
It wasn't stupid when we used to lock ourselves up in your room...
838
00:42:11,738 --> 00:42:13,241
reading "captain astro and galaxy lad"
839
00:42:13,742 --> 00:42:17,180
Wishing we were invincible like them.
840
00:42:17,180 --> 00:42:19,183
And pretending that no earthly force
841
00:42:19,183 --> 00:42:21,152
Could ever separate us, like them.
842
00:42:21,653 --> 00:42:24,658
And swearing that we'd always be there for each other.
843
00:42:25,159 --> 00:42:29,632
Like them.
844
00:42:30,134 --> 00:42:34,557
You remember that?
845
00:42:50,364 --> 00:42:54,369
You don't have to be out on the streets any more, travis.
846
00:42:54,369 --> 00:42:57,841
From now on, you're going to be living here with us.
847
00:42:57,841 --> 00:43:00,712
You're so kind.
848
00:43:00,712 --> 00:43:03,600
I didn't know gay people like you existed.
849
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:06,556
We're not all sexual predators.
850
00:43:06,556 --> 00:43:09,058
In fact, the only thing we like bound in leather
851
00:43:09,559 --> 00:43:12,514
Is a good 19th century novel.
852
00:43:13,014 --> 00:43:14,518
Huh.
853
00:43:14,518 --> 00:43:18,489
Have you read jane austen?
854
00:43:18,489 --> 00:43:19,491
No.
855
00:43:19,491 --> 00:43:21,427
It's better than sex.
856
00:43:21,427 --> 00:43:22,428
Oh.
857
00:43:22,428 --> 00:43:24,866
Blaze this.
858
00:43:24,916 --> 00:43:29,466
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