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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,183 --> 00:00:05,120 Yeah, Jack and Anne... Yeah, well, they left. 2 00:00:05,122 --> 00:00:07,489 Though I... I sure miss Jack, yeah. 3 00:00:07,491 --> 00:00:10,225 We had a great time together, he and I. 4 00:00:10,227 --> 00:00:14,796 You know, it's not easy making friends later on in life. 5 00:00:14,798 --> 00:00:16,064 Yeah. 6 00:00:16,066 --> 00:00:18,033 - He invited me to Australia. - Oh. 7 00:00:18,035 --> 00:00:19,367 - Nice. - Yeah. Yeah. 8 00:00:19,369 --> 00:00:20,802 Yeah, but I'm not so sure. 9 00:00:20,804 --> 00:00:22,470 It's... It's such a long way to go, and... 10 00:00:22,472 --> 00:00:24,806 See, the other thing is that, uh, 11 00:00:24,808 --> 00:00:26,074 he lives with his wife. 12 00:00:26,076 --> 00:00:30,045 Oh, boy, she is a beast of a woman. 13 00:00:30,047 --> 00:00:32,714 [Chuckles] I tell you. 14 00:00:32,716 --> 00:00:36,484 Well, your parents are finally gone. Free at last! 15 00:00:36,486 --> 00:00:39,154 No, I don't know. I kind of miss me dad. 16 00:00:39,156 --> 00:00:41,856 You know, going out to see those Chinese sex slaves with him 17 00:00:41,858 --> 00:00:43,191 and go in the water park, I... 18 00:00:43,193 --> 00:00:45,026 I don't feel like we've ever been closer. 19 00:00:45,028 --> 00:00:46,094 - [Cellphone dings] - You got a text. 20 00:00:46,096 --> 00:00:47,896 All right, come on, don't. [Groans] 21 00:00:47,898 --> 00:00:49,731 - From Katie Knox... "Leave me alone." - Don't. 22 00:00:49,733 --> 00:00:52,700 Dude, come on. It's bad enough you had sex with a married chick. 23 00:00:52,702 --> 00:00:54,669 She didn't tell me. See, that's on her. 24 00:00:54,671 --> 00:00:56,337 Okay? Besides, it's no big deal. 25 00:00:56,339 --> 00:00:58,339 No, it's a huge deal, Jim. 26 00:00:58,341 --> 00:01:00,175 You don't just mess with someone's marriage, 27 00:01:00,177 --> 00:01:01,609 and she has kids, man... That's evil. 28 00:01:01,611 --> 00:01:04,612 She gets drunk, she texts me, I don't respond. Okay? 29 00:01:04,614 --> 00:01:06,181 She keeps on texting. 30 00:01:06,183 --> 00:01:08,116 Eventually I text back, "Let's not do this." 31 00:01:08,118 --> 00:01:11,252 She gets really angry and says, "Never text me again!" 32 00:01:11,254 --> 00:01:13,421 All right? It's like she's having a fight with herself through me. 33 00:01:13,423 --> 00:01:15,090 Well, I guess having him here 34 00:01:15,092 --> 00:01:17,125 made me feel better about my lousy life. 35 00:01:17,127 --> 00:01:19,461 I mean, you know, I'm sleeping on my son's sofa. 36 00:01:19,463 --> 00:01:21,129 I'm separated from my wife. 37 00:01:21,131 --> 00:01:25,433 Yeah, she's also a bit of an emotional terrorist, too. 38 00:01:25,435 --> 00:01:27,469 You know, that's why Jack and I bonded, I think. 39 00:01:27,471 --> 00:01:30,105 - Sorry, sweetie, I got to go. - Gotcha, Ro. 40 00:01:30,107 --> 00:01:31,439 [Engine turns over] 41 00:01:31,441 --> 00:01:32,907 All right, see you tomorrow. 42 00:01:32,909 --> 00:01:34,075 Okay. 43 00:01:34,077 --> 00:01:36,144 Take care of yourself, all right? 44 00:01:36,146 --> 00:01:37,579 Steve: Oh, dick pic! Gross! 45 00:01:37,581 --> 00:01:39,981 Okay, I drink, too, Steve, 46 00:01:39,983 --> 00:01:41,883 and the only reason I sent her a picture of that is because she promised me... 47 00:01:41,885 --> 00:01:43,284 - Titty pic! Nice! - A-All right, give it here. 48 00:01:43,286 --> 00:01:45,253 - Hey! Any snatch pics I should know about? - Okay, put... 49 00:01:45,255 --> 00:01:46,888 I'm gonna have an accident. What are you doing? 50 00:01:46,890 --> 00:01:48,790 I'm gonna text her and ask her for a snatch pic. 51 00:01:48,792 --> 00:01:50,492 Don't do that! It's 2:00 P.M.! 52 00:01:50,494 --> 00:01:52,393 I'm never drunk at 2:00 P.M.! 53 00:01:52,395 --> 00:01:54,996 - I'm kidding, man! God! You're sensitive. - [Cellphone dings] 54 00:01:54,998 --> 00:01:57,932 Okay. Now she's saying she's sorry. 55 00:01:57,934 --> 00:02:01,169 Man, this chick... What is she, bipolar? 56 00:02:01,171 --> 00:02:04,606 [Sighs] 57 00:02:04,608 --> 00:02:06,608 Damn video games. 58 00:02:06,610 --> 00:02:08,943 Billy! 59 00:02:08,945 --> 00:02:10,145 Hey, Billy! 60 00:02:10,147 --> 00:02:13,681 Billy: [Breathing heavily] 61 00:02:13,683 --> 00:02:15,483 Dad! 62 00:02:15,485 --> 00:02:17,819 - What are you doing?! - Oh, my God! 63 00:02:17,821 --> 00:02:20,321 Well, the TV says AV-1 on it, and I'm trying to watch "Dog the Bounty Hunter." 64 00:02:20,323 --> 00:02:21,923 - Get out! - Oh, my God. 65 00:02:21,925 --> 00:02:23,191 Is there a button I should push here, Billy? 66 00:02:23,193 --> 00:02:25,193 - Go! - Oh, my God. 67 00:02:25,195 --> 00:02:28,830 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God. 68 00:02:28,832 --> 00:02:30,131 Oh, my God. 69 00:02:30,133 --> 00:02:31,599 Damn it, dad! 70 00:02:35,172 --> 00:02:36,372 [Gunfire] 71 00:02:36,374 --> 00:02:38,140 Dad's got to go. 72 00:02:38,142 --> 00:02:39,775 Just lock your door, man. 73 00:02:39,777 --> 00:02:41,810 Look, I've got a girlfriend for the first time ever... 74 00:02:41,812 --> 00:02:43,979 Oh, that's not really a girlfriend. 75 00:02:43,981 --> 00:02:46,348 She's just a sex addict who loves your big dick. 76 00:02:46,350 --> 00:02:48,350 Sounds like a girlfriend to me, and a good one, at that. 77 00:02:48,352 --> 00:02:49,818 He's always around. 78 00:02:49,820 --> 00:02:51,854 I can't afford to live with a cockblocker. 79 00:02:51,856 --> 00:02:53,989 He's not blocking your cock on purpose. 80 00:02:53,991 --> 00:02:56,158 The intent doesn't matter. A cock is being blocked. 81 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:57,560 We can't just kick Walter out. 82 00:02:57,562 --> 00:02:59,195 - You can. - Me? 83 00:02:59,197 --> 00:03:00,963 You're the one who told him to stand up to mom. 84 00:03:00,965 --> 00:03:02,364 Why didn't you just go over to her house 85 00:03:02,366 --> 00:03:03,399 and let her suck your dick there, 86 00:03:03,401 --> 00:03:05,167 where she's more comfortable? 87 00:03:05,169 --> 00:03:07,369 She lives in a fifth-floor walk-up with no elevator. 88 00:03:07,371 --> 00:03:09,205 Is that even legal? 89 00:03:09,207 --> 00:03:11,840 I don't know. I'll ask her Armenian slum lord to put one in. 90 00:03:11,842 --> 00:03:13,175 Until then, he's got to go. 91 00:03:13,177 --> 00:03:15,311 What if Janice won't take him back? 92 00:03:15,313 --> 00:03:16,545 Ah, I'm sure she will. 93 00:03:16,547 --> 00:03:19,114 She probably misses torturing him already. 94 00:03:20,584 --> 00:03:21,817 [Sighs] 95 00:03:21,819 --> 00:03:23,686 Okay. Let's go and talk to her. 96 00:03:23,688 --> 00:03:25,087 No, you go. I'm gonna stay here. 97 00:03:25,089 --> 00:03:26,488 Why? She's your mother. 98 00:03:26,490 --> 00:03:28,757 I'm not getting in the middle of this shit show. 99 00:03:28,759 --> 00:03:29,825 Then why'd you come? 100 00:03:29,827 --> 00:03:31,193 For moral support. 101 00:03:31,195 --> 00:03:33,195 Moral... Who needs moral support? 102 00:03:33,197 --> 00:03:35,431 W-W-What am I, an 8-year-old? 103 00:03:35,433 --> 00:03:36,832 "Come on, Jim! You can do it!" 104 00:03:36,834 --> 00:03:39,235 No, I'm an adult! I need actual support. 105 00:03:39,237 --> 00:03:40,836 Oh, stuff you. 106 00:03:40,838 --> 00:03:44,273 Taking care of a cripple, some bald bastard. 107 00:03:44,275 --> 00:03:47,643 His kid comes over, I feed her, pay for you. 108 00:03:51,248 --> 00:03:54,750 [Moaning] 109 00:03:57,420 --> 00:03:59,588 [Sighs] 110 00:03:59,590 --> 00:04:02,224 Fine. You want help? I'll help. 111 00:04:02,226 --> 00:04:03,926 - Yeah, I knocked. I don't think... - L-Look, I... you know what? I want him gone, too. 112 00:04:03,928 --> 00:04:05,728 He's my dad, and I love him, 113 00:04:05,730 --> 00:04:08,063 but I've had my fill of gray pubes in the shower drain. 114 00:04:08,065 --> 00:04:10,432 - Let's go. - No, you don't... You don't... You don't want to see this. It's fine. 115 00:04:10,434 --> 00:04:12,301 - What's going on? - Nothing. Nothing's going on. 116 00:04:12,303 --> 00:04:14,036 - Well, then I want to see. - No, you don't. 117 00:04:14,038 --> 00:04:15,604 I'm gonna go look! I want to see what it is! 118 00:04:15,606 --> 00:04:17,740 Jim, get off of me! What is the matter with you?! You... 119 00:04:17,742 --> 00:04:19,875 [Both moaning] 120 00:04:19,877 --> 00:04:21,543 - Aah! - Ah, okay. 121 00:04:21,545 --> 00:04:24,246 - Whore! Whore! - All right. 122 00:04:24,248 --> 00:04:25,447 - Yeah. - You whore! 123 00:04:25,449 --> 00:04:26,749 Come on. 124 00:04:26,751 --> 00:04:28,717 How could she betray my dad like this?! 125 00:04:28,719 --> 00:04:30,252 - Slutty whore! - Get in the car, get in the car, get in the car. 126 00:04:30,254 --> 00:04:32,421 How could she do that?! I... 127 00:04:32,423 --> 00:04:35,457 teach you to bang my mom, you old fart. 128 00:04:35,459 --> 00:04:36,759 [Engine turns over] 129 00:04:36,761 --> 00:04:39,461 - [Air hisses, horn honking] - Come on! Go! Go! 130 00:04:39,463 --> 00:04:43,265 What are you doing?! Come on! 131 00:04:43,267 --> 00:04:44,300 Get in the car! 132 00:04:44,302 --> 00:04:46,135 - You picked up shit! - Come on! 133 00:04:46,137 --> 00:04:47,403 - You picked up shit! That was shit! - Go! 134 00:04:47,405 --> 00:04:48,904 - I know! - Shit! You picked up shit! 135 00:04:48,906 --> 00:04:51,106 - I know! - I can't believe you picked up shit! 136 00:04:51,108 --> 00:04:52,908 Drive! Just drive! 137 00:04:52,910 --> 00:04:55,711 [Tires screeching] 138 00:04:57,414 --> 00:05:01,116 Well, my mom's a whore. There it is. 139 00:05:01,118 --> 00:05:03,352 All right, let's not talk about it anymore. 140 00:05:03,354 --> 00:05:05,454 What are we gonna do about your dad? 141 00:05:05,456 --> 00:05:08,590 Don't ask me. I make terrible decisions constantly. 142 00:05:08,592 --> 00:05:10,526 He's left us a letter. 143 00:05:10,528 --> 00:05:13,529 "Boys, thank you for being there for me. 144 00:05:13,531 --> 00:05:15,464 I know when I'm not wanted, 145 00:05:15,466 --> 00:05:18,367 and now I go back from whence I came." 146 00:05:18,369 --> 00:05:19,368 Whence? 147 00:05:19,370 --> 00:05:21,870 He uses middle English when he's sad. 148 00:05:21,872 --> 00:05:25,941 No. "Whence" means he's going home. 149 00:05:25,943 --> 00:05:27,476 Billy, what have you done? 150 00:05:27,478 --> 00:05:29,712 Well, I knew you pussies couldn't tell him, so I did. 151 00:05:29,714 --> 00:05:31,347 Billy: Did you talk to mom? 152 00:05:31,349 --> 00:05:32,781 We just saw her getting drilled 153 00:05:32,783 --> 00:05:34,350 by some old saggy-ass dude. 154 00:05:34,352 --> 00:05:36,719 - What? - Jim: I saw your mother naked. 155 00:05:36,721 --> 00:05:38,787 I saw her. Have you ever seen her naked? 156 00:05:38,789 --> 00:05:40,889 It's like a Jim Henson puppet 157 00:05:40,891 --> 00:05:43,525 where they've ripped the felt off. 158 00:05:43,527 --> 00:05:46,528 Mom's a whore, Billy. 159 00:05:46,530 --> 00:05:49,031 All right, whatever. I don't have time for this. 160 00:05:49,033 --> 00:05:50,566 Look, Tess is coming over later, 161 00:05:50,568 --> 00:05:52,968 and I'm trying to break the top 1,000 of "Intent to Kill." 162 00:05:52,970 --> 00:05:55,537 [Breathes deeply] We got to stop him. 163 00:05:55,539 --> 00:05:57,406 You said we shouldn't tell him. 164 00:05:57,408 --> 00:06:00,008 No, he's got guns and a simmering rage 165 00:06:00,010 --> 00:06:02,244 that's been building for decades. 166 00:06:02,246 --> 00:06:03,412 You're right. You should go. 167 00:06:03,414 --> 00:06:05,481 And try not to come back before 11:00. 168 00:06:10,353 --> 00:06:12,421 No gunshots... That's a good sign. 169 00:06:12,423 --> 00:06:13,589 Yeah, if we're lucky, 170 00:06:13,591 --> 00:06:15,524 he's already killed them and himself. 171 00:06:15,526 --> 00:06:17,760 Hi, boys! 172 00:06:17,762 --> 00:06:20,362 Oh, well, she seems like she's in a good mood. 173 00:06:20,364 --> 00:06:22,364 Of course. She's full of old-man jizz. 174 00:06:22,366 --> 00:06:23,665 Hi, Steve. 175 00:06:23,667 --> 00:06:25,067 Hello, mother. 176 00:06:25,069 --> 00:06:26,502 Hi, Jim, honey. 177 00:06:26,504 --> 00:06:28,871 What's with you? 178 00:06:28,873 --> 00:06:29,938 Nothing. 179 00:06:29,940 --> 00:06:32,074 Well, what a nice surprise. 180 00:06:32,076 --> 00:06:34,510 So, how's your father? 181 00:06:34,512 --> 00:06:36,278 He's not here? 182 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:38,013 No. Why would he be? 183 00:06:38,015 --> 00:06:40,449 Ah, he said he was gonna pick up a few things. 184 00:06:40,451 --> 00:06:42,217 Really? Uh, w-when? 185 00:06:42,219 --> 00:06:43,452 Like an hour ago. 186 00:06:44,954 --> 00:06:46,755 But he's not here, so who gives a shit? 187 00:06:46,757 --> 00:06:48,857 Yeah, but he could just drop by at any time. 188 00:06:48,859 --> 00:06:51,460 Um, you know, if he does, make sure he calls first. 189 00:06:51,462 --> 00:06:52,861 - Of course. - Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you? 190 00:06:52,863 --> 00:06:54,596 Of course she would... It's just common courtesy 191 00:06:54,598 --> 00:06:55,564 to call before you come over to someone's house. 192 00:06:55,566 --> 00:06:58,901 So... All right. Good visit. 193 00:06:58,903 --> 00:07:01,203 Uh, bye, Jim. Good to see you. 194 00:07:01,205 --> 00:07:02,404 Bye, sweetie. 195 00:07:02,406 --> 00:07:04,206 - I love you. - Real nice, mom. 196 00:07:04,208 --> 00:07:06,608 Steve, get in the car. You're acting odd. 197 00:07:06,610 --> 00:07:07,910 All right. 198 00:07:07,912 --> 00:07:09,511 Sleep well, mom. 199 00:07:10,580 --> 00:07:12,548 If you sleep at all. 200 00:07:12,550 --> 00:07:14,550 [Engine turns over] 201 00:07:14,552 --> 00:07:16,218 Don't worry about it. It happens. 202 00:07:16,220 --> 00:07:17,619 Well, they said this could be 203 00:07:17,621 --> 00:07:19,488 a side effect of the medication. 204 00:07:19,490 --> 00:07:22,124 Whatever it is, I'm sure it won't be permanent. 205 00:07:22,126 --> 00:07:23,425 Uh, do you want to get some food 206 00:07:23,427 --> 00:07:24,726 or maybe see a movie or something? 207 00:07:24,728 --> 00:07:28,330 I'd really like to, but I kind of have to go. 208 00:07:28,332 --> 00:07:30,566 Well, where you going? 209 00:07:30,568 --> 00:07:32,801 Just... Out. 210 00:07:32,803 --> 00:07:34,269 Out where? 211 00:07:34,271 --> 00:07:36,238 To meet some friends. 212 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:38,440 Just thought maybe we could spend some time together. 213 00:07:38,442 --> 00:07:41,376 Not tonight, Billy. 214 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:45,481 So... 215 00:07:45,483 --> 00:07:47,583 I can't get hard and you're gonna leave? 216 00:07:47,585 --> 00:07:48,917 Uh... Fine. I'll stay. 217 00:07:48,919 --> 00:07:50,352 No, no! Don't stay. 218 00:07:50,354 --> 00:07:51,854 Don't stay out of pity. 219 00:07:51,856 --> 00:07:53,255 I just wanted somebody to hang out with. 220 00:07:53,257 --> 00:07:57,159 Eh. I have to go. 221 00:07:57,161 --> 00:07:58,660 I can't do this. 222 00:07:58,662 --> 00:07:59,661 Tess, wait. 223 00:07:59,663 --> 00:08:00,696 I'm sorry. 224 00:08:00,698 --> 00:08:01,763 Tess! 225 00:08:01,765 --> 00:08:03,532 [Door opens, closes] 226 00:08:06,605 --> 00:08:09,438 Walter, if you could just call or text, 227 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:10,940 or just... Anything would be great. 228 00:08:10,942 --> 00:08:12,975 Just tell us you're okay. So, all right. 229 00:08:12,977 --> 00:08:14,276 [Cellphone beeps] 230 00:08:14,278 --> 00:08:16,212 Straight to voice-mail. Wonder where he could be. 231 00:08:16,214 --> 00:08:17,780 Hopefully nowhere near that cheating whore. 232 00:08:17,782 --> 00:08:19,248 I'm sure he's all right. 233 00:08:19,250 --> 00:08:21,283 Sure. It's L.A. he's all alone. 234 00:08:21,285 --> 00:08:23,252 What could possibly go wrong? 235 00:08:23,254 --> 00:08:25,754 He's pretty handy, though. He can take care of himself. 236 00:08:25,756 --> 00:08:27,923 - I guess. - [Cellphone dings] 237 00:08:27,925 --> 00:08:30,459 - Is that dad? - No, it's... it's Katie. 238 00:08:30,461 --> 00:08:32,962 Oh, come on. Don't do it, Jim. 239 00:08:32,964 --> 00:08:35,764 "Can't talk right now. Text later." 240 00:08:35,766 --> 00:08:37,133 You're doing it. Unbelievable. 241 00:08:37,135 --> 00:08:39,268 - What? - You're pouring gas on the flames. 242 00:08:39,270 --> 00:08:41,403 Just said, "Can't talk." 243 00:08:41,405 --> 00:08:43,472 You are communicating! 244 00:08:43,474 --> 00:08:45,941 That is exactly what she's looking for. 245 00:08:45,943 --> 00:08:47,343 What is wrong with you? 246 00:08:47,345 --> 00:08:49,478 Georgia and Todd texted behind my back 247 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:51,514 the whole time they were having that affair. 248 00:08:51,516 --> 00:08:53,182 They had to text behind your back. 249 00:08:53,184 --> 00:08:55,484 That's the only way they could have sex behind your back. 250 00:08:55,486 --> 00:08:57,253 All right. Don't be a Todd. 251 00:08:57,255 --> 00:08:59,121 - I'm not a Todd. - Kind of are. 252 00:08:59,123 --> 00:09:00,322 All right, what do you want to hear? 253 00:09:00,324 --> 00:09:01,957 Um, that I think about her all the time? 254 00:09:01,959 --> 00:09:03,292 Yes, I do. I don't want to, but I do. 255 00:09:03,294 --> 00:09:06,328 So, what? Now she's your soul mate? 256 00:09:06,330 --> 00:09:07,963 Not my soul mate. I'm not a child. 257 00:09:07,965 --> 00:09:10,332 I don't believe that there's one person in the world 258 00:09:10,334 --> 00:09:11,433 that's perfect for you. 259 00:09:11,435 --> 00:09:13,269 I believe that, you know, statistically, 260 00:09:13,271 --> 00:09:15,204 there's a thousand people we could all be paired up with, 261 00:09:15,206 --> 00:09:16,338 but out of those thousand people, 262 00:09:16,340 --> 00:09:18,340 sure, Katie's special to me. 263 00:09:18,342 --> 00:09:21,310 Maybe me and Katie could be like Romeo and Juliet 264 00:09:21,312 --> 00:09:25,347 or, uh, Todd and Georgia, if you will. 265 00:09:25,349 --> 00:09:26,982 You're a dick. 266 00:09:26,984 --> 00:09:29,952 Drink up. 267 00:09:29,954 --> 00:09:31,187 We have an old man to find. 268 00:09:31,189 --> 00:09:34,223 Okay, Todd. 269 00:09:34,225 --> 00:09:36,392 Steve: All right, no one's seen dad. 270 00:09:36,394 --> 00:09:38,661 I called Ted with the houseboat, bill from bowling, 271 00:09:38,663 --> 00:09:40,362 and Dan with the big red booze nose 272 00:09:40,364 --> 00:09:41,363 down at Scruffy's... Nothing. 273 00:09:41,365 --> 00:09:42,798 And he hasn't been home? 274 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:44,533 No, I checked. I didn't tell mom, though. 275 00:09:44,535 --> 00:09:46,669 Of course, she's too full of old-man jizz to care. 276 00:09:46,671 --> 00:09:49,338 Steve, Jesus, that's your mum. 277 00:09:49,340 --> 00:09:51,207 And she's full of old-man jizz! 278 00:09:51,209 --> 00:09:53,742 Maybe he got lucky and got run over by a city bus. 279 00:09:53,744 --> 00:09:56,078 - What's wrong with you? - He broke up with Tess. 280 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:58,080 The doctor said those pills I'm taking 281 00:09:58,082 --> 00:09:59,548 are making my dick not work. 282 00:09:59,550 --> 00:10:02,418 So I have a decision... 283 00:10:02,420 --> 00:10:04,386 Video games or pussy. 284 00:10:04,388 --> 00:10:05,854 Just like Sophie's choice. 285 00:10:05,856 --> 00:10:08,390 'Course, you don't have to talk to video games 286 00:10:08,392 --> 00:10:10,559 when you're through with them. 287 00:10:10,561 --> 00:10:12,494 Right. Then I would definitely say video games. 288 00:10:12,496 --> 00:10:14,063 Girls are nothing but trouble. 289 00:10:14,065 --> 00:10:15,431 What? 290 00:10:15,433 --> 00:10:16,999 Yeah, he's been texting with Katie Knox. 291 00:10:17,001 --> 00:10:18,601 Thinks she might have been the one. 292 00:10:18,603 --> 00:10:21,604 Everybody thinks the whole concept of "The One" is bullshit 293 00:10:21,606 --> 00:10:23,005 till they find the girl. 294 00:10:23,007 --> 00:10:24,773 Then they know it's true. 295 00:10:24,775 --> 00:10:27,509 I don't think it's bullshit. I know Georgia was the one. 296 00:10:30,580 --> 00:10:34,016 [All sigh] 297 00:10:34,018 --> 00:10:36,452 What are we gonna do about dad? 298 00:10:36,454 --> 00:10:38,254 He's out there somewhere. 299 00:10:38,256 --> 00:10:41,156 We just got to keep looking. We'll find him. 300 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:44,393 Dad? 301 00:10:44,395 --> 00:10:46,262 I'm sorry. 302 00:10:51,434 --> 00:10:52,434 - Reggie. - Hey, Jimmy. 303 00:10:52,436 --> 00:10:54,136 You seen Walter lately? 304 00:10:54,138 --> 00:10:56,405 No. Longest he's ever gone without getting a slice. 305 00:10:56,407 --> 00:10:58,474 - All right, thanks, man. - All right. 306 00:10:58,476 --> 00:11:00,075 - Hey, Ro? - Yeah. 307 00:11:00,077 --> 00:11:02,478 Has Walter been walking your rounds with you lately? 308 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:03,545 No. Is he okay? 309 00:11:03,547 --> 00:11:05,114 Yeah, he's fine. 310 00:11:05,116 --> 00:11:06,248 Will you call me if you see him, though? 311 00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:07,650 Yeah, sure. 312 00:11:07,652 --> 00:11:11,086 You boys left us at water park! You owe us money! 313 00:11:11,088 --> 00:11:13,289 No, a-actually, it's my dad and... and Walter 314 00:11:13,291 --> 00:11:14,823 that owe you money for that. 315 00:11:14,825 --> 00:11:16,325 We're here. We should... 316 00:11:17,460 --> 00:11:19,828 No, no, let's go. 317 00:11:19,830 --> 00:11:21,897 - No! - Somebody owe us money! 318 00:11:21,899 --> 00:11:23,432 [Bell dinging] 319 00:11:23,434 --> 00:11:25,501 Mm-hmm. 320 00:11:25,503 --> 00:11:27,069 Just... 321 00:11:27,071 --> 00:11:28,270 Stop it! 322 00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:30,406 Please, don't do that. 323 00:11:30,408 --> 00:11:31,974 [Bell dinging] 324 00:11:31,976 --> 00:11:33,976 - Jim. - Copy that. 325 00:11:35,312 --> 00:11:37,980 We have an old man that went missing a few days ago. 326 00:11:37,982 --> 00:11:39,348 Yes, he's our dad. 327 00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:42,084 65-year-old white male. 328 00:11:42,086 --> 00:11:45,921 We got a John Doe, 65-year-old, white male? 329 00:11:47,324 --> 00:11:48,657 No. 330 00:11:48,659 --> 00:11:50,125 Okay, let's go. 331 00:11:50,127 --> 00:11:51,493 [Sighs] 332 00:11:52,762 --> 00:11:54,129 Wait. 333 00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:55,331 We, uh, fished one out of the drain pipes 334 00:11:55,333 --> 00:11:58,200 down on canal streets last night. 335 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:03,972 [Gasps] 336 00:12:03,974 --> 00:12:06,608 Mm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 337 00:12:08,511 --> 00:12:09,678 That's not him. 338 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:11,680 Oh, you're right. 339 00:12:11,682 --> 00:12:14,383 Oh. [Sobbing] 340 00:12:21,058 --> 00:12:22,325 [Brakes squeal] 341 00:12:22,327 --> 00:12:24,627 I don't want to die alone like that guy. 342 00:12:24,629 --> 00:12:26,395 How do you know he died alone? 343 00:12:26,397 --> 00:12:28,130 Maybe his friends were dunking him. 344 00:12:28,132 --> 00:12:29,165 [Cellphone dings] 345 00:12:29,167 --> 00:12:30,967 Hey, get off my phone, will you? 346 00:12:30,969 --> 00:12:33,135 - Get your medical marijuana! - Oh, here we go. 347 00:12:33,137 --> 00:12:36,005 Here's everything marijuana causes. Get your medical marijuana! 348 00:12:36,007 --> 00:12:37,974 - What do we got here? - Get your medical marijuana! 349 00:12:37,976 --> 00:12:39,008 [Horn honks] 350 00:12:39,010 --> 00:12:41,010 Hey, I'm working! 351 00:12:41,012 --> 00:12:43,079 - Walter! - Billy: Dad! 352 00:12:43,081 --> 00:12:44,947 Oh, my God. 353 00:12:44,949 --> 00:12:47,183 He's getting away! 354 00:12:47,185 --> 00:12:49,085 Oh, for crying out loud. 355 00:12:51,421 --> 00:12:52,822 Billy, stay in the van! 356 00:12:52,824 --> 00:12:54,056 Like I have a choice! 357 00:13:00,597 --> 00:13:02,598 - Jesus, he's fast! - I know! 358 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:04,033 [Panting] 359 00:13:09,006 --> 00:13:10,039 Whoa. 360 00:13:10,041 --> 00:13:11,841 Steve: Hey, detain that leaf! 361 00:13:11,843 --> 00:13:13,809 - Whoa! - Aah! - Get him, Jim! 362 00:13:13,811 --> 00:13:16,779 Darn it! Oh! 363 00:13:16,781 --> 00:13:18,114 Aah! 364 00:13:18,116 --> 00:13:19,548 Jesus, dad! 365 00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:22,818 Roll me over! 366 00:13:22,820 --> 00:13:25,187 I got sand in my asshole. 367 00:13:25,189 --> 00:13:28,557 Oh, come on! 368 00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:31,627 I can't get up! 369 00:13:31,629 --> 00:13:33,462 I thought about going back home, 370 00:13:33,464 --> 00:13:36,165 but I also thought, "Why break back into prison?" 371 00:13:36,167 --> 00:13:37,633 And you haven't been home? 372 00:13:37,635 --> 00:13:38,801 No. 373 00:13:38,803 --> 00:13:40,036 And you haven't seen mom? 374 00:13:40,038 --> 00:13:41,404 No. 375 00:13:41,406 --> 00:13:43,005 No, I was wandering around down here, 376 00:13:43,007 --> 00:13:45,041 met some homeless people... They're terrific. 377 00:13:45,043 --> 00:13:46,409 And the pot leaf? 378 00:13:46,411 --> 00:13:48,310 Oh, it's not just a pot leaf, son. 379 00:13:48,312 --> 00:13:51,080 See, I've entered the medical profession. 380 00:13:51,082 --> 00:13:53,649 I was a greeter for a long time. 381 00:13:53,651 --> 00:13:55,251 I have the experience, and I'm a people person. 382 00:13:55,253 --> 00:13:57,253 Dad, you can't stay out here. 383 00:13:57,255 --> 00:13:58,421 Walter, come and stay with us. 384 00:13:58,423 --> 00:14:00,156 Yeah, dad. 385 00:14:00,158 --> 00:14:03,859 No offense, guys, but you're all whiny and depressed. 386 00:14:03,861 --> 00:14:06,395 You sit around all day playing video games. 387 00:14:06,397 --> 00:14:07,930 You look ridiculous. 388 00:14:07,932 --> 00:14:10,232 You're full-grown adults, for crying out loud. 389 00:14:10,234 --> 00:14:12,401 You really got to get your shit together. 390 00:14:12,403 --> 00:14:15,604 No, I'm... I'm better off homeless. 391 00:14:15,606 --> 00:14:16,839 Thanks. 392 00:14:16,841 --> 00:14:18,441 Walter, you can't stay out here. 393 00:14:18,443 --> 00:14:20,076 Sure, I can. 394 00:14:20,078 --> 00:14:22,511 Living the unencumbered life, the pure life. 395 00:14:22,513 --> 00:14:24,680 All right, fine. Whatever, you crazy old bastard. 396 00:14:24,682 --> 00:14:28,084 - Come on, Jim, let's go. - No, we're staying. 397 00:14:28,086 --> 00:14:29,418 - What? - Walter, we'll stay with you. 398 00:14:29,420 --> 00:14:31,420 If you want to stay out here, we'll stay with you. 399 00:14:31,422 --> 00:14:32,888 What do you mean "We"? 400 00:14:32,890 --> 00:14:34,090 You idiots can do whatever you like. 401 00:14:34,092 --> 00:14:35,291 I got to go home. 402 00:14:35,293 --> 00:14:37,126 Okay. Uh, I'll take Billy home. 403 00:14:37,128 --> 00:14:38,761 You stay here with your dad. I'll be right back. 404 00:14:38,763 --> 00:14:41,097 - Unless you're scared. - Of course I'm not scared. 405 00:14:41,099 --> 00:14:43,099 It'll give me and dad a chance to have a little chat. 406 00:14:43,101 --> 00:14:45,534 Walter: There you go... A little bonding time. 407 00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:49,772 See, boys? This is living. 408 00:14:49,774 --> 00:14:53,309 Yeah, yeah, I can see the appeal, Walter, 409 00:14:53,311 --> 00:14:54,877 but this isn't really a long-term plan, is it? 410 00:14:54,879 --> 00:14:56,912 Well, Jim, as John Lennon once said, 411 00:14:56,914 --> 00:15:00,149 life is what happens when you don't have any plans. 412 00:15:00,151 --> 00:15:02,785 No, he didn't say that at all. 413 00:15:02,787 --> 00:15:04,753 What do you do for a living? 414 00:15:04,755 --> 00:15:06,122 Me? I'm a stand-up comedian. 415 00:15:06,124 --> 00:15:08,124 - Name? - Jim Jefferies. 416 00:15:08,126 --> 00:15:09,492 Never heard of you. 417 00:15:09,494 --> 00:15:12,128 Finger on the pulse of the old comedy industry, do you? 418 00:15:12,130 --> 00:15:14,163 What about you? 419 00:15:14,165 --> 00:15:18,167 Well, I'm, uh... I'm between jobs right now. 420 00:15:18,169 --> 00:15:20,169 - Me too. - Yeah. 421 00:15:20,171 --> 00:15:22,671 Why are you out here, Joe? 422 00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:25,975 My wife, she started up an affair online. 423 00:15:25,977 --> 00:15:29,578 Wouldn't leave it alone. She leaves me for this guy. 424 00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:31,747 I started drinking, a lot. 425 00:15:31,749 --> 00:15:34,150 Then I got into blow, got all cracked up one night 426 00:15:34,152 --> 00:15:36,952 and hit a guy on a bike with my car... A cyclist. 427 00:15:36,954 --> 00:15:39,922 - Did the guy die? - No, he lived. 428 00:15:39,924 --> 00:15:41,690 But I did six months in jail, 429 00:15:41,692 --> 00:15:45,194 lost my job, had some healthy legal fees, 430 00:15:45,196 --> 00:15:47,196 never played for the Dodgers again. 431 00:15:47,198 --> 00:15:49,198 They took my kids, so I just started partying. 432 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:52,201 I said, "Screw it. What's the point, right?" 433 00:15:52,203 --> 00:15:54,603 I've been down here ever since. 434 00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:57,373 Bet the guy that had the affair feels bad now. 435 00:15:57,375 --> 00:16:00,342 Nah. He's raising my kids. 436 00:16:00,344 --> 00:16:04,380 Walter: Hey, I got some edibles here 437 00:16:04,382 --> 00:16:06,615 from the, uh, dispensary. 438 00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:08,217 Look at that. 439 00:16:08,219 --> 00:16:10,386 There you go. Pass that around, will you, Joe? 440 00:16:10,388 --> 00:16:11,720 Yeah. 441 00:16:11,722 --> 00:16:13,789 - [Knock on door] - It's open. 442 00:16:15,358 --> 00:16:17,126 Hi, Tess. 443 00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:20,196 I miss you. 444 00:16:20,198 --> 00:16:21,997 Really? 445 00:16:21,999 --> 00:16:24,400 - Billy, this is... - Don't make it any worse. 446 00:16:24,402 --> 00:16:25,634 Look, I get it. 447 00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:27,636 I'm hard to be with. I'm a freak. 448 00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:31,407 No, I... I have a history... 449 00:16:31,409 --> 00:16:33,375 A-A pattern. 450 00:16:33,377 --> 00:16:37,379 I use sex to cover up my feelings. 451 00:16:37,381 --> 00:16:41,050 I'm sorry you felt used. 452 00:16:41,052 --> 00:16:42,685 I like you. 453 00:16:42,687 --> 00:16:46,088 - Wow. - Yeah. 454 00:16:46,090 --> 00:16:48,257 - Tess. - Yeah? 455 00:16:48,259 --> 00:16:50,226 Can you hand me that controller, please? 456 00:16:50,228 --> 00:16:51,460 Oh. Sure. 457 00:16:54,197 --> 00:16:55,264 Thank you. 458 00:16:58,401 --> 00:17:01,270 Tess... 459 00:17:01,272 --> 00:17:04,440 I haven't been able to move my hands in five years. 460 00:17:04,442 --> 00:17:07,610 And the time I've spent with you, 461 00:17:07,612 --> 00:17:09,245 it's been amazing. 462 00:17:09,247 --> 00:17:10,246 [Chuckles] 463 00:17:10,248 --> 00:17:12,414 Oh, man, this is so hard to say. 464 00:17:12,416 --> 00:17:14,250 Just say it. 465 00:17:14,252 --> 00:17:16,285 I can't see you anymore. 466 00:17:16,287 --> 00:17:17,620 - What? - No, it's not you. 467 00:17:17,622 --> 00:17:19,922 It's "Intent to Kill," and... 468 00:17:19,924 --> 00:17:22,258 You're dumping me? For a video game? 469 00:17:22,260 --> 00:17:25,861 Yeah, but... but it was a really hard choice. 470 00:17:25,863 --> 00:17:27,096 Oh, my God. 471 00:17:27,098 --> 00:17:28,697 - No, no, no, Tess. - Oh, my God. 472 00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:29,632 - Tess. - No. 473 00:17:29,634 --> 00:17:32,067 I liked you. 474 00:17:32,069 --> 00:17:33,269 I like you, too. 475 00:17:33,271 --> 00:17:34,737 - I just... - Screw yourself. 476 00:17:34,739 --> 00:17:38,140 You screw yourself with your giant dick. 477 00:17:38,142 --> 00:17:40,042 - Tess. - Just shove it up there. 478 00:17:40,044 --> 00:17:41,243 [Door slams] 479 00:17:41,245 --> 00:17:42,411 [Sighs] 480 00:17:42,413 --> 00:17:43,912 Man: Move out! 481 00:17:43,914 --> 00:17:45,214 [Gunfire] 482 00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:46,782 [Grunts] 483 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:53,722 Jim: You know what's good about those edibles? 484 00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:57,092 It was because they're, like... Wow. 485 00:17:57,094 --> 00:17:59,161 - [Giggling] - You know, it's what makes them good. 486 00:17:59,163 --> 00:18:01,764 - Yeah. - Yeah. - [Sobbing] 487 00:18:01,766 --> 00:18:04,466 Why is she crying? Is she not high enough? 488 00:18:04,468 --> 00:18:07,503 Her husband died last night after they had a big fight. 489 00:18:07,505 --> 00:18:10,739 They found him in a drainage ditch down by the canals... 490 00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:14,410 passed out facedown in two inches of water. 491 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,347 Agnes? 492 00:18:18,349 --> 00:18:20,316 Agnes. 493 00:18:20,318 --> 00:18:22,351 Agnes, Agnes. 494 00:18:22,353 --> 00:18:24,553 - What was his name? - Terry. 495 00:18:25,755 --> 00:18:27,423 We saw Terry. 496 00:18:27,425 --> 00:18:28,324 - What? - We saw him. 497 00:18:28,326 --> 00:18:30,125 We saw his dead body. 498 00:18:30,127 --> 00:18:31,694 What? 499 00:18:31,696 --> 00:18:33,195 Yeah, we were looking for his dead body, 500 00:18:33,197 --> 00:18:36,432 but then we saw your husband's dead body. 501 00:18:36,434 --> 00:18:38,534 - He was very peaceful. - Yeah. 502 00:18:38,536 --> 00:18:40,536 He was very bloated, but he's very peaceful. 503 00:18:40,538 --> 00:18:43,439 - Right. - This isn't helping! 504 00:18:43,441 --> 00:18:45,374 [Sobbing] 505 00:18:45,376 --> 00:18:49,445 We fought every day, all day. 506 00:18:49,447 --> 00:18:51,180 What did you fight about? 507 00:18:51,182 --> 00:18:53,549 The same stuff everybody does. 508 00:18:53,551 --> 00:18:56,552 He didn't listen. I have needs. 509 00:18:56,554 --> 00:18:58,387 He's selfish. 510 00:18:58,389 --> 00:19:00,756 Didn't fight about bills, though, did you? So... 511 00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:05,194 Agnes: We were together 38 years. 512 00:19:05,196 --> 00:19:06,995 When you've been with somebody that long, 513 00:19:06,997 --> 00:19:08,764 you don't miss them until they're gone. 514 00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:13,235 And now he's dead. 515 00:19:13,237 --> 00:19:16,004 Maybe if we just faced our problems head-on, 516 00:19:16,006 --> 00:19:19,208 we could've gotten over anything. 517 00:19:19,210 --> 00:19:21,276 [Voice breaking] Boys... 518 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:25,447 I need to go home. 519 00:19:29,986 --> 00:19:32,054 Steve: Is it safe? 520 00:19:32,655 --> 00:19:35,491 Okay. Come on, dad. 521 00:19:35,493 --> 00:19:37,493 [Knock on door] 522 00:19:39,562 --> 00:19:41,196 Hi, mom. 523 00:19:41,198 --> 00:19:42,831 We brought dad home. 524 00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:44,767 Hi, Janice. 525 00:19:44,769 --> 00:19:48,437 I sure did miss you. 526 00:19:48,439 --> 00:19:50,606 Can I come home? 527 00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:54,243 Come on. 528 00:19:54,245 --> 00:19:56,612 - [Yawns] - This is where I belong. 529 00:19:56,614 --> 00:19:58,046 I'd like to be able to say I'll be better, 530 00:19:58,048 --> 00:20:02,885 but that'd be a lie, 'cause... I'll just be me. 531 00:20:02,887 --> 00:20:05,120 Come here, you. 532 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,424 We better go home. 533 00:20:08,426 --> 00:20:10,292 - You okay to drive? - No. 534 00:20:10,294 --> 00:20:11,427 Oh, uh, Jim, you can sleep on the floor. 535 00:20:11,429 --> 00:20:13,028 And, Steve, the couch is yours. 536 00:20:13,030 --> 00:20:14,630 Let's walk. We'll walk. We're gonna walk. 537 00:20:14,632 --> 00:20:16,231 I really shouldn't drive. I-I wouldn't drive. 538 00:20:16,233 --> 00:20:17,633 Thanks, boys. 539 00:20:17,635 --> 00:20:21,036 Just north of steinbeck's cannery row 540 00:20:21,038 --> 00:20:24,573 [Gunfire, man screams] 541 00:20:24,575 --> 00:20:28,210 Hey. Where's Tess? 542 00:20:28,212 --> 00:20:31,480 I made my choice. Tess was collateral damage. 543 00:20:31,482 --> 00:20:32,548 - Yeah? - Yeah. 544 00:20:32,550 --> 00:20:33,782 All right! 545 00:20:33,784 --> 00:20:35,784 All right, man. What rank are you now? 546 00:20:35,786 --> 00:20:38,253 - 1,297. - [Cellphone dings] 547 00:20:38,255 --> 00:20:40,956 I'm aiming for the regionals in Vegas. 548 00:20:40,958 --> 00:20:42,457 _ 549 00:20:42,459 --> 00:20:44,626 - Well, count me in. - Cool. 550 00:20:44,628 --> 00:20:47,262 Steve: I'm gonna crash. 551 00:20:47,264 --> 00:20:48,330 Good night. 552 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:54,069 Yeah, yeah, me too. Good night, Billy. 553 00:20:54,071 --> 00:20:56,939 Night, Jimbo. 554 00:20:56,941 --> 00:20:59,275 Die, die, die, die, die. 555 00:21:02,275 --> 00:21:09,775 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com 556 00:21:09,825 --> 00:21:14,375 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 39260

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