All language subtitles for Hogans Heroes s06e19 Klink for the Defense.eng

( theme song playing )

( coded knock at door )

This area's crawling
with patrols.

Why'd you want
to meet here?

I can't take
any chances.

Well, I certainly
took plenty

getting to this
broken-down farm.

I'm sorry, Colonel, but this
is the only place I'm safe.

The Gestapo
is on to me.

How'd they find out?

The same way
they find out everything.

Naturally, I'm finished
as a source of information.

Well, I want you
to know,

you've done a great service
to both our countries.

Danke.

What about the location
of the submarine pens?

I have a detailed
map of them all.

Detailed map-- great.

Well, I can
only promise you,

your sacrifice
will not be in vain.

What sacrifice?

Well, when someone
gives up his life

for something
he believes in,

I'd certainly say
that was a sacrifice.

By a stupid man!

Let's understand
each other, Colonel.

I have no intention

of sacrificing my life
for anything,

and I also have
no intention

of giving up the map

until I am certain
my life is quite safe.

Look, you know the Gestapo.

No matter where you
hide in this country,

your life's going
to be in danger.

I'm well aware
of that,

but I know a trip to London
would add years to it.

That field outside is
big enough to land a plane.

We're not running
an airline between here and England.

Where I go,
the map goes.

All right, I'll see
what we can do.

And how fast
it can be done.

My nerves are
at the breaking point.

Look, you're the
most decorated flyer on the Luftwaffe.

You've faced death
countless times.

Now you act
like you're scared stiff.

I was scared
stiff then, too.

Find out about
the plane, Hogan!

It may take a few days.

You think you can hold on
that long?

I'll hold on, but...
( rustling )

What was that?

What?

I heard a noise outside.

I didn't hear anything.

You're the most nervous war hero
I've ever known.

You'd better
get back to the camp.

And tell London to hurry.

Use the window.

All right, they'll
get you out if they can.

You'll hear from me
in a couple of days.

( door bursts open )

SCHULTZ:
Here are your Red Cross packages.

I made a special trip, because
I know what it means to you.

Very, very thoughtful
of you, Schultzy.

A little kindness
never hurt.

Right.

They look bigger
than they used to.

Well, it makes it harder
for the Boche to slip in the packages.

SCHULTZ:
I never stole anything.

We know that, Schultz.

You're the one man in this camp
we can really trust.

(softly):
Are they all there?

Yes, sir.
Mm-hmm.

Thanks for making
the trip, Schultz.

A little kindness
never hurt.

Who will give me
two cigarettes for a candy bar?

I will.

Hey, what am I offered
for a bar of soap?

Two candy bars.

Sold.

And what am I offered

for an almost-new
1939 issue

of Fräulein Was Ist?

You want to trade
two cigarettes for a candy bar?

I'll give you a whole pack
for that bar.

That's very nice.

12 pages of Germany's
most beautiful fräuleins.

No deal, Schultz.

But thanks for bringing
the packages, huh?

Oh, a little kindness
never hurts.

It doesn't help
much, either.

Not that I want
anything.

Not at all.

No, all you want
is one of these

rich, sweet, gooey,
creamy chocolate bars.

That's what you want,
isn't it?

Mmm.

You're not going
to get it, Schultz,

not for one of those
dog-eared girlie magazines.

Mmm, almonds.

Oh.

Now, if you really want
to make a deal, Schultz...

( moans )
For one candy bar,

where are the secret
Messerschmidt factories?

How do I know?

Even if I would know,

you think I would
tell you such a thing

for one candy bar?

Good man, Schultz.

I admire loyalty,
even in the enemy.

Only kidding, Schultz,
only kidding.

You may be
a lot of things,

but one thing you're
not is a traitor.

Try two candy bars.

Colonel Hauptmann has
his price; why not me? Hmm?

What's this
about Hauptmann?

Well, last night, he...

I knownothing!

Here, Schultz,
have a candy bar.

No, I don't care for one.

In that case,
make it two.

Thank you.

Last night, Colonel Hauptmann
was arrested by the Gestapo,

and he is being held here
for treason.

Treason?

Hugo Hauptmann's
a national hero.

The Gestapo
has got to be kidding.

Why is he being
held here?

The Führer doesn't want
the people to know

that our national hero
is a traitor,

but he's going
to get a fair trial.

When?

Tomorrow morning,
there is a court-martial

followed by the execution.

Some fair trial.

What kind of evidence
have they got?

I know nothing,
but I can find out.

I need something
to bargain with.

All right,
I will try to find out.

How do you like that?

They must have grabbed Hauptmann
just after I left.

You think they got
the map, too?

I doubt it;
Hauptmann's too smart.

He's got it hidden, and
we've got to find out where.

I say this entire
court-martial is a waste of time.

The evidence against Hauptmann
proves his guilt.

Hochstetter, we must
think of appearances.

We do not treat a national hero
like a common criminal.

Who's defending Hauptmann?

Whoever you pick to defend him.

I'm the prosecutor.

I cannot appoint
a defense counsel.

You should know that.

I am the Gestapo.

What do I know about law?

Why not ask one of your staff
to handle the defense?

No officer on my staff
would oppose me.

They'd be afraid
of offending me in some way.

Why, General?

You are a fair man.

No, I'm not.

I'm also easily offended.

What I have to do
is find somebody

who already offends me.

May I come in?

I think
I just found him.

Halt!

No one is allowed
beyond me.

We're delivering
a prisoner, Schultz.

A prisoner?

Give him five days
in the cooler.

The cockroach?
But he is one of your men.

That's what makes
it so serious.

I expect bad behavior
from the enemy,

but I won't take it
from one of my own men.

Take him away.

What did he do?

Well, for one thing,
he attacked a guard.

Little LeBeau?

(chuckling):
Oh, no.

When did he do this?

( screams,
then grunts )

Just a moment ago.

Shouldn't let him
do that, Schultz.

Oh, wait.

You are going to
cool your head off

in the cooler
for a few days!

Come on.

( fearfully ):
Aah-aah-aah...

HOCHSTETTER:
Schultz! Take the prisoner...

What is going on
down here?

Major, I'm taking
a prisoner into the cooler.

Colonel's orders, sir.

No one is allowed
in here until after the court-martial.

What are these men
doing in here?

Colonel Hogan said,
please, that...

Hogan?

Since when is he running
this prison camp?

Oh. Let me see...

It was three years ago,
I think, in November.

What?!

Hogan, weren't
your men supposed

to be getting
the recreation hall in order

for the court-martial?
That's right, Major.

You'll be very
happy to know

work is coming
slow but sure.

That hall had better
be ready, Hogan.

Schultz, I will let you
tell Colonel Hauptmann the good news.

How can he get any good news?

It is about
his defense counsel.

Colonel Hauptmann
is a very lucky man.

Who's defending him?

Colonel Wilhelm Klink.

Klink?

Klink?
Klink?

You don't mean our Klink.

I mean, the Klink here--
you don't... mean him.

Ja,
Kommandant Klink,

a man who could
have been great,

except he wasn't
very good.

Back to your post,
Schultz.

Oh, pardon me, Major.

If I can't take the prisoner
to the cooler,

what should I do with him?

Shoot him.

Don't touch me.

LeBEAU:
All right.

Newkirk, you went
to law school, didn't you?

Me, sir?

I don't know the first
flipping thing about law.

That's good enough.

You're now going to help
the counsel for defense

with his homework.

What's this, Colonel,
Hilda's day off?

No, it's
my day out.

Every since Hochstetter
and Burkhalter

moved in, I'm
out of my office,

I'm out of my
living quarters,

and I'm out of patience,

so don't bother
me, Hogan!

Well, it'll all be
over tomorrow, sir.

Say, I understand
you're counsel for the defense.

Yes.

How did it happen?

I'm told that
I volunteered. Very good.

I suppose you're
planning your strategy.

Yes.

What's your defense, sir?

Since Colonel Hauptmann has
served his country gallantly

in the past,

I will try for a smaller
firing squad.

You're a fine
defense counselor.

You're practically
saying he's guilty.

He is guilty.

My safe in my office
is filled

with evidence against him.

What kind of evidence?

I don't know--

they won't
let me in.

Now, wait a minute,
Colonel.

How do you expect
to get him off

if you don't know
what you're up against?

I don't expect
to get him off-- he's a traitor.

Well, if you feel like that,

why did you volunteer
to take the case?

I volunteered to take it

because General Burkhalter
said I did.

Now, please leave me alone!

Okay, it's your neck.

Wait!

It's not my neck.

It's Hauptmann's neck.

I was thinking
about the publicity--

what the newspapers
will say

about a man
who sells out his comrade.

Right, Colonel Hauptmann is
still a hero in this country.

He is the most decorated flyer
in Luftwaffe history.

When was the last time
you were in combat, sir?

Not recently.

What do you mean,
"recently"?

Not since the war.

Yeah, they'll play
that up big--

"the war hero
and the coward."

You think this will make
the headlines?

Oh!
Why not?

They can't print
anything about the war.

What can I do?

The court-martial
is tomorrow.

I wouldn't worry about
Hauptmann's court-martial;

I'd worry
about my own.

You're right.

They'll make me the goat.

Hogan, I need help.

Exactly why we're here.

Corporal Newkirk was
a successful barrister before the war.

I'm sure he'll think
of something.

Well, first of all,
I'd have to talk to Hauptmann

and get his story.

I'll arrange it-- what else?

Well, that
should be plenty,

should be
just fine, sir.

Colonel Hauptmann!

HAUPTMANN:
Who's that?

I'm one of Colonel Hogan's men.

Hogan!

What's happening?

And how does he plan to get
me out of here, and when?

Your court-martial
is scheduled for tomorrow.

They really plan to go
through with that farce?

It's not a farce, sir.

Everything's got to be
according to military law,

and you've got a very fine
defense counsel.

Oh? Who's that?

Colonel Wilhelm Klink.

He's got brains.

He's a fighter
and a dynamic personality.

That sounds
very encouraging.

Uh... yeah.

Look, I've only got
a minute,

so quick-- where is
the map of submarine pens?

It's hidden.

Only I can find it,

and only I am going to
deliver it to London.

You wouldn't want
to tell me where it is,

just in case you had an accident
like walking in front

of the firing squad
or something?

But Colonel Klink, my
brilliant defense counsel,

is going to make sure
that doesn't happen.

Are you kidding?

You'll be lucky
if he isn't shot with you.

You can leave anytime,

because I'm not telling
you where the map is,

so it's up to you to
get me out of here.

It may not be possible.

Listen,

all the evidence they have are
recordings of phone calls

locked in the Kommandant's safe.

Recordings, huh?

Wonder how they got them.

Who planted the bug?

My secretary.

She's a Gestapo agent.

Now, if you could
destroy the evidence,

it might delay the trial.

Well, I'll talk it over
with Colonel Hogan,

but I can't promise anything.

Until you do,
neither can I.

Bloody charming.

The next time we do business
with the enemy,

we're going to make sure
he's on our side.

Here is your supper,
Herr Kommandant:

wonderful sauerbraten,

tummy-tickling
red cabbage

and piping-hot
fluffy dumplings.

Put it on the desk
over there.

If you don't want
to eat it now,

I can bring it later.

Schultz, that's what
you did with my lunch.

I never did get it.

Because I didn't want to spoil
this wonderful dinner.

( sniffs )

Mmm, it does smell good.

It's much better than
the lunch you didn't have.

Put it on the desk.

Oh, you should eat it hot;
it's not good cold.

But it wouldn't be
so bad either.

Put it on the desk.

Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.

Herr Kommandant,
if you do not want to eat alone,

I'd be very glad
to join you.

I don't mind
eating alone.

I like to eat alone.

Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.

Then I will eat here
on the filing cabinet.

Schultz, you will
stand guard outside

and see to it that
I'm left alone.

Jawohl.

HOCHSTETTER:
After you, General.

I will lock up.

I know you think
these, uh,

security precautions
are silly,

but, uh... better safe
than sorry, I always...

Your keys are
in there on the safe.

Oops, that's right.

I must have left it
there when I locked it.

You have a fine memory
for detail, General.

Make a good Gestapo man.

BURKHALTER:
I'm really impressed at the study you are giving this trial.

KLINK:
A court-martial, Herr General; a trial is a civil function.

Why, the military...

HOCHSTETTER:
All right, Klink, don't be so technical.

Remember, gentlemen,
a technicality can be

the difference between
winning and losing.

Now, take the case
of Kunkel v. Bagenbeiter.

Let us stick
to the case

of The People v.
Hugo Hauptmann, hmm?

You are going to
a great deal of work,

which indicates
some legal maneuver.

I would say you are pleading
temporary insanity.

I never stoop
to legal trickery.

I intend to prove

that Colonel
Hugo Hauptmann is innocent.

Innocent?

I think you should try
that plea of insanity--

for yourself.

Major Hochstetter,

I'm afraid that the Gestapo
arrested the wrong man.

( scoffs )

Impossible.

The Gestapo never arrests
the wrong man.

It's against the rules.

We have absolute proof
in those recorded telephone calls.

Hearsay evidence.

What do you mean, "hearsay"?

Well, that depends on
what you hear him say.

I mean, whatever
you hear,

I say that Colonel Hugo
Hauptmann is a victim

of malicious gossip,
jealousy and false testimony.

Very good, Klink, excellent.

I want you to give
that same performance tomorrow.

I think he means it.

Means it?

Hochstetter,
Klink is a fine actor--

look how well he's played
the part of a German officer

all these years.

I am not acting.

I intend to nail
the prosecutor's fat hide

to the wall.

Fat?

What makes you think
he's fat?

Well, that's how
I pictured him.

Uh... what does
he look like?

A lot like me.

Well, then,
he is fat.

Not that you're fat...

I mean, not nearly
as fat as he is.

As who is?

The fat prosecutor,
whoever that is.

That is me.

You are
the prosecutor?

The fat prosecutor.

Oh, oh, Herr General,

you're much thinner
than I thought you'd be.

And may I congratulate you

on a brilliant piece
of legal strategy?

You took me completely
by surprise.

What are you talking
about, Klink?

Well, you tricked me into giving
away my entire defense plans,

and under the circumstances,

I think it only fair
that I resign.

I think not.

I am anxious to see this battle
you are going to give me.

Oh, I would hardly call it
a battle.

I wouldn't even call it
an argument.

Uh... I'd just call it
a friendly discussion.

Now, you say that Hauptmann is
guilty, and I say you're right.

What could be more friendly
than that, hmm?

I'm glad to see you've come
around to my way of thinking.

I have not come around
to your way of thinking;

I've come around
to his way of thinking.

Just because I am prosecuting
this case,

I don't want that
to influence you.

Oh, it wouldn't influence me
in the least, sir.

I have always said
that he was guilty.

Now, would you like
eight or ten men

for the firing squad?

I'd prefer you keep saying
he's innocent, Klink.

You are
the defense counsel.

Yes, sir, indeed I will.

I will keep saying it right
up until the execution.

Here's the evidence.

Good.

All right, get Newkirk

and have Baker set up
the recording equipment

in the tunnel.

Oui, Colonel.

HAUPTMANN ( on recording ):
This is Hauptmann.

I'll see what I can do
when I get to London.

They'll furnish your men
with whatever supplies you need.

I wait. Good-bye.

NEWKIRK ( acting ):
Very good, Sally--

the fellow's voice sounds
a little high for Hauptmann,

but it'll do.

The other recordings
will hang him anyway.

Oh, by the way,

this is last performance
for Sally Holmes--

we're pulling
you out next week.

So stay under wraps
as much as possible.

SCHULTZ:
Achtung! Achtung!

KLINK:
At ease.

As you were.

Hmm, not bad, not bad at all.

Did you get a chance
to look at those law books, sir?

I didn't have to.

Oh. You mean
you think

Hauptmann's chances are
pretty good then?

I don't think
I will have any problem

getting him off
with the death penalty.

Can't you do a little better?

You mean you think
he's guilty again?

Due to some new evidence
I uncovered, yes.

What new evidence?

I found out
who the prosecutor is.

General Burkhalter is handling
the case himself.

Ah, Colonel,
we realize

the general is
your superior,

but is that any reason

to let an innocent
man be punished?

He is not
an innocent man.

They've got recordings
of phone conversations,

treasonous conversations.

I spoke to
Colonel Hauptmann, sir,

I heard what
he had to say.

He said
he was framed.

Commandant,
who planted that bug?

I mean,
was it his secretary?

Yes, it was.

It seems
the secretary was...

A Gestapo agent.

Yes.

You mean they fell
for that old trick?

Oh, I got to hand
it to Sally--

she never misses.

Sally?

Yeah, Sally Holmes,

one of the slickest
British agents.

She's knocked off
more Nazi bigwigs

than the underground.

Looks like we can write off
Colonel Hauptmann.

BAKER:
Yeah, Sally's done it again.

Do you expect
anyone to believe

that a British
agent would pose

as a Gestapo agent?

Of course we don't expect
anyone to believe it--

that's why she's
so successful.

NEWKIRK: It's your typical
Sally Holmes modus operandi.

"Modus operandi"--
that's legal talk, sir,

for a person's
method of operation.

But the Gestapo,
they never make mistakes.

They arrested Colonel Hauptmann,
didn't they, sir?

They did...

but they have evidence.

Oh, sure, evidence
planted by a British spy

posing as one
of their agents--

part of the plan
to discredit important Nazis.

We don't know
she's a British spy.

Well, we knew it,
all right, sir.

I am surprised they haven't
caught on by now, sir.

Can you give me
a description of her?

Well, have you ever seen
Hauptmann's secretary? No.

Well, when you do
see her,

that's exactly
what Sally Holmes looks like.

Wait!

She is Sally Holmes.

By golly,
the commandant's right.

( laughs )
You grab that secretary,

and you got yourself
the real traitor.

Now, Fräulein Hibbler, will you
please tell the impartial court

how long you worked
for the traitor?

I was secretary
to Colonel Hauptmann

for two months, one week
und three days.

During this time,

were you in any way...

I have a question
for the witness.

I am questioning
the witness.

But my question is
very important.

I just want to ask...

The counsel for the defense
may question the witness

when the prosecution
is finished.

But we only have
a few minutes.

I have this
information...

Is there any reason

that your, uh, questions
and information

cannot wait
until tomorrow?

Yes-- she's liable
to get away tonight.

Who is liable to get away?

Sally Holmes.

This is Sally Holmes,
a British agent!

If Colonel Klink
is trying to discredit Fräulein Hibbler,

he's wasting his time.

Colonel Klink,
you're out of order.

Sit down.

And refrain from
any more interruptions.

During the time
you were working

in Colonel Hauptmann's
office, Fräulein Hibbler,

did you have any
reason to believe

he was a traitor?

Objection!

Objection overruled.

You don't even know what it is.

I don't want to know what it is.

I told you not to interrupt.

That means
no interruptions,

no outbursts
and no objections.

And no finger tapping.

Or pencil tapping.

The witness, please,
will answer the question.

Yes, I made recordings
of his telephone conversations,

which I believe are proof

of the charges brought
against Colonel Hauptmann.

The prosecution
would like permission

to play the recordings.

Permission denied!

Colonel Klink!

He just asked a question,
and I am answering.

These recordings are fake.

They're all part of
Sally Holmes's modus operandi--

that's legal talk for...

Klink, if you
don't shut up,

I'm going to have you bound
and gagged in this chair.

That's commanding
officers' talk.

Yes, sir, please play
the recordings, Herr General.

Is this one of
the recordings?

Yes, it is.

I dated and initialed each one
upon its removal.

BURKHALTER:
Very well.

( machine clicks on )

HAUPTMANN ( on recording ):
This is Hauptmann.

Tell Gerhardt I need delivery
of the plans tomorrow night.

No, it can't wait-- I've got
to get out as soon as possible,

I think the Gestapo is on to me.

All right, I'll see what
I can do when I get to London.

They'll furnish your men
with whatever supplies you need.

I wait. Good-bye.

NEWKIRK ( on recording ):
Very good, Sally.

The fellow's voice sounds
a little high for Hauptmann,

but it'll do.

The other recordings
will hang him anyway.

By the way, this is the last
performance for Sally Holmes--

we're pulling you out next week.

So stay under wraps
as much as possible.

Those recordings have been
tampered with-- that is a fake!

You're the fake, Sally Holmes!

Guards, arrest this woman!

The court is adjourned.

( all talking excitedly )

HIBBLER:
I am innocent!

Klink, if there is
one thing I hate,

it's admitting
I'm wrong.

And the thing I hate more
is being wrong

where you
are concerned.

We all make
mistakes, sir.

I said
I was wrong;

I didn't say anything
about a mistake.

I believe that
this proves

that Colonel Hauptmann
is innocent.

You're a free man,
Colonel.

I don't know how to
thank you, Colonel Klink.

I couldn't have had
a better defense.

That's very kind
of you.

And, uh...
with all due modesty,

I must say that in
my entire legal career,

I have never
lost a case.

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