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Oh, hello.
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Dennis Albert Wilkins.
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Dennis.
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Den.
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Den was born in Bristol in 1944.
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He was the third of four children
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and was by all accounts,
"the quiet one."
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And Den's life was
a quiet one, too.
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School, the Scouts,
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that was just Den.
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Den joined in and played his part,
always...
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Dennis. It's Dennis,
it was never Den.
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Oh. I'm so sorry.
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It's fine, just Dennis, please.
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Of course.
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Dennis was apprenticed into
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the purchasing department
of Lewis'.
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He was only young,
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very soon he rose in the ranks.
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We meet in the name of Jesus Christ,
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who died and was raised by
the glory of God the Father...
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Don't mind me.
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Oh, shit!
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Nothing I haven't seen before.
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Prostate.
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I have to go every 20 minutes,
what's your excuse?
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I can't do the grave bit.
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The soil hitting the lid.
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Give me cremation any day.
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It's good to see you, Ken.
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How long has it been?
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Must be, what, 15, 20 even. Don't.
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You know those things aren't good
for you?
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These? Mm-hm.
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That's what I've read.
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On the bright side,
the pub looks decent.
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Ahh...
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Oh, come on. It'll be fun.
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Tea?
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Gin and tonic, please.
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Tanqueray, Hendrick's, Sipsmith?
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Pipehouse, Hayman's, Victory?
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Just...a large one.
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And for you, sir? Er, orange juice,
please, thank you.
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Oh, no, you don't!
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Tom. Two pints of your
best bitter, please.
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Oh, no-no-no-no, I...
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Well, how often do we all
get together? Not often.
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Never is how often.
This could easily be the last time.
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Don't say that!
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We're going to give him
a proper send-off.
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Two scotches with the pints,
and...another large gin there.
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When did you last see him?
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I'm ashamed to say. Years.
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Me, two weeks ago.
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How was he?
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It wasn't him by then.
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It was cancer cells
versus cancer drugs.
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They had to lift him to...wipe him.
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You could see his bones beneath
his skin.
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You wouldn't let your dog suffer
like that.
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If I get anywhere near that, please,
take me out the back and shoot me.
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What are friends for?
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Hey, Ken could do it for all of us,
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with his SAS training.
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I wasn't SAS. Engineers.
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That's what you would say
if you were SAS.
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I mean, how did they let you in?
Captain America to the rescue.
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Ken's mum was as British as you are.
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I'm only teasing!
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Tom, what did our old mum used
to say?
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"If you can't say anything nice..."
"..don't say anything at all."
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World Snooker Final, 1980.
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Quickly, who played in that final?
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No, no, no, no. Ken?
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Uh... I don't know.
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Phil? Tom?
Alex "Hurricane" Higgins and...
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Cliff Thorburn.
Canadian, bushy moustache.
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Yes. Hmm?
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So what?
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Everybody remembers that final.
Bank Holiday Monday, newsflash.
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"We're interrupting this programme
to bring you breaking news."
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The Iranian Embassy siege.
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We're all glued to the snooker,
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you're taking out terrorists
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with your SAS mates.
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Or someone who looked very
like you.
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It's good to see you again, David.
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Thank you very much.
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The man indeed.
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Somebody get a picture of this
for posterity.
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David buying a round.
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No, to be serious,
just-just for one minute,
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could it be done?
Could we not help each other,
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when the time comes,
make a more elegant exit?
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You're not still on this, are you?
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Don't be so morbid.
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You'd need a really good pre-med.
Get properly mellow.
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David could prescribe it.
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I wrote my last prescription
a decade ago.
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But why not? Really?
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Because you'd never get away
with it, that's why not.
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"Old person dies."
Not exactly headline news.
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People get away with it every day.
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I could take you now to the houses
of people who got away with it.
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Oh, that was then.
I mean, with respect,
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the forensics these days,
it's moved on since your day, Phil.
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Oh, yes, the beautiful pathologist
deduces the whole thing from
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a molecule. You watch too much TV.
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We do watch a lot of television.
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Well, you do, Marion.
Speak for yourself.
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Detectives. True crimes.
Anything with a psychopath.
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Oh, what about mobile phones? CCTV?
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So do it where there's no CCTV.
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All the forensics in the world
can do nothing with
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a truly random act.
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37 years of policing taught me that.
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But it would still have to be done.
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You know, done-done. Ken?
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Great. Ken can bump us off.
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Phil can cover it up. Sorted.
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Time, ladies and gents,
please. That's time.
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We're residents,
doesn't apply to us.
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Give me your tie, David.
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Ken. What?
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Ties, gentlemen, please.
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I asked how the pub got its name.
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The True Lover's Knot.
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Legend has it that the landlord's
daughter fell in love
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with a shepherd boy. Ah.
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The landlord was dead against it,
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he said it could never be.
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So the young couple,
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broken-hearted, hanged themselves...
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..from a mulberry tree.
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They took their own lives
so they could be together, forever.
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Ah. Romantic, isn't it?
The True Lover's Knot.
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It means love,
faithful even beyond death.
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We all have to promise.
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Give me your hands.
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You're drunk, David!
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And you're ugly, Marion,
but in the morning I'll be sober.
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David! It's Churchill!
I'm quoting Winston Churchill.
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We all need to promise.
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To swear, that if the call comes,
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if any of us need it,
we'll step up.
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Help each other across
the threshold.
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We'll do it out of love.
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True love!
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True love!
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True love! ALL: True love.
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Ooh. Mind your head, everyone. Oh!
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Goodnight, Phil.
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Goodnight, Marion.
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Night, Ken. Goodnight!
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You coming in for a nightcap?
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You have a minibar?
I don't have a minibar.
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I don't have a minibar.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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I don't know, Phil.
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What don't you know?
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I might have to sleep on
the floor if you don't have
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an orthopaedic mattress.
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I don't care where you sleep.
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I've lost my room key.
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To be honest I think I've had
too much to drink.
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Oh, found it!
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Oh, dear!
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Goodnight, Ken.
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Night, Phil.
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Oh, Christ!
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Oh, shit.
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Oh.
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Good morning.
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Morning, madam. Trouble taking off?
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Was I maybe going too, er, fast?
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Sorry, I've got to get back
to see my grandchildren.
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Hmm, had you been
celebrating something?
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We buried an old friend yesterday.
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I'm sorry.
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Thank you.
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You maybe had something to drink?
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This morning? Not so much as
a cup of coffee.
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And last night?
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Yeah, just one long... Keep blowing.
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Keep...blowing. Keep blowing.
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I'm 72. Don't have much breath left.
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Didn't get it. It needs to reset.
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You're Dorset Police? Mm-hm.
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How's Ed Cavender?
Still Chief Constable?
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A bit before my time.
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Kate Wilkins?
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She must be pretty senior there now.
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Ready for you.
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Look, you should never, ever
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Google yourself, but...
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..here.
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Well, take a look.
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Philippa Leach.
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Deputy Chief Constable,
Severn District, 1996-2009.
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First woman to make that rank.
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Should have been Chief
but the boys' club kept me out.
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I joined before
the Sex Discrimination Act.
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We weren't even allowed to drive
a Panda car.
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What's a Panda car?
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How's this gonna play at the station?
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Blue on blue?
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Please?
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Is there someone that can come
and get you?
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Yes, absolutely!
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But like now, cos they monitor our
movements. GPS.
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Yes. Thank you.
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Good call. Great call!
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Just get on with it.
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You're a life-saver.
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I was halfway through
a full English.
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We thought you were still in bed.
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Couldn't face the postmortem.
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Well, I've felt better.
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Listen, I'm sorry about last night.
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I, um...
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..shouldn't have.
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I was drunk. Obviously.
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Well, I wasn't far behind you.
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Well...
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..don't leave it so long next time.
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Where are you going?
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Home.
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You can't get back in the car.
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Who's going to stop an old lady
driving within the speed limit?
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I can't let you do that.
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Bacon roll, cup of tea
and you're on your way.
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Non-negotiable.
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I haven't had one of these
since...John Major.
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That's Albert, he's six.
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That's Alex, Alexandra,
she's just nine.
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Those old names are coming
back, huh?
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You got any of these creatures yet?
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I've got one on the way.
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My son's wife is expecting.
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Lovely for you.
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I'm not really in their lives.
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I send gifts, though.
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You can always reset.
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It's never too late.
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You've got something on your, um...
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Here.
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See you at the next funeral.
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Unless it's yours.
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Or yours.
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Hi!
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Hiya. I'm in here.
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How were the kids?
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They were great. They missed you.
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Oh, you little minx!
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Got you something.
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Have I been good
or have you been bad?
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Both. We had far too much to drink.
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How was the funeral?
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He was dead, we buried him.
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Who was there?
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David and Marion. Tom. The old gang.
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Ken Holding?
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Mm-hm. He was.
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Marion's getting increasingly vague.
267
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:43,600
She's always been vague.
268
00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:48,240
Sorry, in the middle of
a rather spicy hand.
269
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,120
Who are you playing with?
270
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,520
Marcia from Albuquerque.
271
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:57,560
She rides roughshod
over conventions.
272
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:01,120
Oh, that's outrageous!
273
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:03,120
She always does this.
274
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:10,080
Hi, er, Barbara. There he is!
275
00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:12,600
Monty boy! How was he?
276
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:14,480
Good as gold.
277
00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:16,720
Can I have him
when you pop your clogs?
278
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:19,920
Well, if I go first.
279
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:22,600
You will. Women go on forever.
280
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:25,640
Right.
281
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:27,160
Erm...thank you.
282
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:30,080
Any time. And not just Monty.
283
00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:32,400
You know where I am.
284
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:49,880
Two bedrooms, a conservatory.
Oh, it's got a garage.
285
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:51,360
Hmm.
286
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:56,600
I'll get that.
No, can we just stay with this,
287
00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:57,800
while we're all here.
288
00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:59,560
Look, this one's nice.
289
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:00,840
A bungalow is a bungalow.
290
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,560
Well, what more do we actually need
at our age?
291
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:06,280
Need? I like this house.
292
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:08,280
Us downsizing is the best chance
for Kate
293
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:09,800
to get back on the property ladder.
294
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,440
While we slide down it.
295
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:13,560
Yeah, it's not for me, Mum,
it's for the kids.
296
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:16,480
So? Maybe give the marriage
another go.
297
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,080
Isn't that what we did?
298
00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:19,440
Is it?
299
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,600
Apart from blasting into space,
300
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,920
divorce is the most expensive thing
you can do.
301
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:26,840
Yeah, we've been through this, Mum.
302
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:30,760
Everybody knows.
It goes bungalow, hospice...
303
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:32,640
..crematorium.
304
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:36,040
I'm going to get the post.
305
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:50,120
Oh, God.
306
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:38,640
Do you think I could have a glance
at the post before you bin it?
307
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:39,880
It's all junk.
308
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:42,080
I ordered this river
cruising brochure.
309
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:46,240
We all know what you're doing out
here, it's not a secret.
310
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:48,240
Maybe let me do it, then?
311
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:49,760
It's bad for you.
312
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,960
What possible difference can it make
at this point?
313
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,280
Well, because we love you
314
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:55,480
and we want you around
for as long as possible.
315
00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:00,160
Will you come back in
and look at bungalows?
316
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,080
I've made some coffee.
317
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:04,000
So, what do you think?
318
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:06,600
Dementia? Heart disease?
319
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:09,080
It's got to be the big C,
hasn't it?
320
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:13,640
Fiver says dementia.
321
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:22,960
He's not seriously...?
322
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:27,160
We just can't play God.
323
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:30,200
Only God gets to play God.
324
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,360
Just a pity he isn't better at it.
325
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,880
Oh, Jesus.
326
00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:50,200
The banal facts are
I've had a diagnosis.
327
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:52,920
Lymph. Liver. Pancreas.
328
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:56,560
"The full English,"
one of the doctors called it.
329
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:58,400
We laughed.
330
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,120
I'm so sorry, Tom.
331
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:03,440
Don't be!
332
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:05,800
If you'd told me
when we were kids that at 75
333
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:08,520
I'd be living by the sea,
sailing every week,
334
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,960
I'd have shaken your hand there
and then.
335
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,480
Wouldn't you, Ken?
336
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:13,760
I would.
337
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,280
I've been very lucky.
338
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,720
I just need to avoid
the wretched denouement.
339
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:24,280
Hospital. Hospice. No thanks.
340
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:27,880
What about...Switzerland?
341
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:31,200
A Zurich suburb
surrounded by strangers?
342
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,440
When it could be friends.
343
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:38,920
Do you think you might be
rushing things?
344
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:44,160
I've got a month or two left,
and that's it.
345
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,400
Well, I'm not talking about a cure
346
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:50,280
but palliative care's
so much better these days.
347
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,560
I won't go like Dennis!
348
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:56,240
I just can't do that.
349
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:58,800
So...help me.
350
00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:02,520
Tom.
351
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:04,960
We can't.
352
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,960
It's a lot to ask. I do know that.
353
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:11,280
But I also know you can do it.
354
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:13,480
You two could do anything.
355
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:15,760
And I...I promise to be
good for you.
356
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:20,920
I was even hoping
it might be...elegant.
357
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:23,440
Beautiful even.
358
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,800
There's no-one I'd rather be with.
359
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,120
You're my oldest friends.
360
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:32,880
Tom, I'm sorry.
361
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:34,560
I don't want your pity!
362
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:38,520
I want your help.
363
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:42,760
Truelove...
364
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:44,960
Truelove!
365
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,960
It was late. We were drinking.
366
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:52,680
It's...something you say.
367
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:59,240
Blast it!
368
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,840
Tom! Lovely seeing you as ever.
369
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:03,680
Tom. Keep in touch.
370
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:05,000
Tom, wait!
371
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:26,480
See you, then.
372
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:27,960
When?
373
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:32,760
Down here I guess, when Tom...
374
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,720
Call me.
375
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:40,880
I will. No, you won't.
376
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:44,560
You don't have to wait
for someone to die, you know.
377
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:48,640
You can just...call me.
378
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:05,200
A bet's a bet.
379
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:02,800
£6 an hour in a hospital car park!
380
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:05,440
Sorry.
381
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:09,200
Oh, hi.
382
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,120
How is he?
383
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:13,040
Well...
384
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:15,520
..not good.
385
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:17,120
It's all right. Sorry!
386
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:19,960
Come on, let's get you a cup of tea.
OK.
387
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,480
Not good.
388
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:27,680
Ready for this?
389
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,160
No.
390
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,920
You look dapper!
391
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:40,800
Very Noel Coward.
392
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:43,000
The cravat was Marion's idea.
393
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:48,960
How are you?
394
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:52,200
Never better. Absolutely tiptop.
395
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,040
I'm on suicide watch
396
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:56,200
and "do not resuscitate."
397
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:59,200
The little ironies.
398
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:01,600
That's Janice.
399
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:04,520
My counsellor.
400
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:06,760
We have to have a session every day.
401
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:11,960
Janice tells me I won't get
the rainbow without the rain.
402
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:15,480
I'm sure there'll be many,
many other gems like that.
403
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:23,880
Tom... Please, Phil, Ken.
404
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:28,440
All I'm saying is walk it through
with me.
405
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:30,480
I've got it all planned out.
406
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:34,240
We'll do it out on the boat,
Bristol Channel.
407
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,160
Come down for a recce.
408
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,360
A dress rehearsal.
409
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,960
Only if you're completely happy
with everything.
410
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,680
Only then.
411
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,000
Please!
412
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:47,560
If you ever loved me.
413
00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:59,400
You're not thinking about this?
414
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:02,360
How can you not?
415
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,000
You saw him.
416
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,000
Just theoretically.
417
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:09,720
I spent my working life looking for
418
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:12,760
the traces people leave behind
when they do things.
419
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:16,920
Could I do something...
420
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:18,720
..and leave no trace?
421
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:20,520
Could you?
422
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:25,040
There's no CCTV at sea.
423
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:35,120
But...say I can do my bit,
424
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:38,640
the thing itself would still have
to be...
425
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:41,160
..done.
426
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:45,320
Could you do that?
427
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,040
Have you?
428
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:49,640
As a soldier.
429
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:51,960
A long time ago.
430
00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,960
We're not talking about this.
431
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:05,400
Course not.
432
00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:11,880
But...what's the harm in just
walking it through for him?
433
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:16,480
Day on the water.
434
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:22,800
Old friends just...being old friends.
435
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:33,560
I'll see you later. Good luck.
436
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:36,160
Might be a bit late if we get
through to the final.
437
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:38,360
Play well. What are you doing?
438
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:40,560
Hair appointment. Oh, lovely.
439
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,280
Bye.
440
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,320
You look the part.
441
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:13,680
We said dress rehearsal, Ken.
442
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:30,480
So, we'll meet here,
443
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:32,000
a couple of miles out from shore
444
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:34,000
but still well shy
of shipping lanes.
445
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:35,880
How are you with coordinates?
446
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:37,000
Fine on land.
447
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:39,720
Exactly the same at sea.
Here are the keys.
448
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:42,560
The mooring number's on them.
I've checked it,
449
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,920
filled the tanks,
everything's shipshape.
450
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,160
Whose boat is it?
451
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,440
An old friend's.
He won't be using it.
452
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,240
Can we be sure of that?
453
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:52,640
He's been in a care home
for the past four years.
454
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,720
I look after his boat.
455
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:58,160
Obviously, come the day
we'll meet here
456
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:00,200
but today's more relaxed.
457
00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:02,360
I've got the picnic packed.
458
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:06,360
You don't have any allergies,
do you? Haven't gone vegan on me?
459
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:09,120
Omnivore. Same.
460
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:12,920
We're very lucky.
461
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:15,440
It's a perfect day.
462
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:32,160
This is it.
463
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:05,840
Permission to come aboard.
464
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:07,320
Permission granted!
465
00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:16,880
Would you venture a Scotch egg?
466
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:24,960
And now, for an old seadog's trick.
467
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:28,480
Oh!
468
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:32,960
The perfect temperature.
469
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:36,200
There you go.
470
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:52,120
A toast.
471
00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:54,720
Truelove.
472
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:57,280
Truelove.
473
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:05,440
Couldn't be more perfect.
474
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:08,240
Couldn't be happier.
475
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:11,280
Still beautiful, the old place.
476
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:14,600
"This precious stone...
477
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:16,760
"..set in the silver sea."
478
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,240
Anybody?
479
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:21,600
John of Gaunt. Richard II.
480
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:24,360
Very good.
481
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:30,040
"This blessed plot, this earth,
this realm, this England."
482
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:33,600
English A-level. 1968.
483
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,000
What did you get?
484
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:38,360
An A. Of course you did.
485
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,160
Look at you two.
486
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,360
You really ought
to have been together, you know.
487
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:44,000
Oh, stop, Tom.
488
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:47,600
Embarrassing, isn't it? The truth.
489
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:51,800
Still should be.
490
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:53,880
Still could be.
491
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,520
Well, I've said my piece.
492
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:03,960
Let's show you how this is done.
493
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:09,920
You drop the sail like this,
there, and you tie the boom.
494
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:13,640
Now, for a bit of insurance,
495
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:19,000
I'd say a round turn
and two half hitches should suffice.
496
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:22,280
Could you be so... Please.
497
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:27,560
A little tighter, that's it.
498
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:29,920
Now we open the seacocks.
499
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:31,920
Tom... Sometimes
they're a little stiff, these.
500
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:33,720
Tom, no, no.
You don't need to do that.
501
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:36,680
Then we say farewell.
So come here, both of you.
502
00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:37,960
The water, Tom!
503
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:41,160
I'm ready now. Do it now. Please.
504
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:43,160
It's the recce, Tom.
The dress rehearsal.
505
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:45,520
No, it's not.
This is it. It is the real thing.
506
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:47,840
No, no, no. Everything's gone
perfectly, hasn't it?
507
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:50,480
Tom, just wait. If you don't
do it now, you never will!
508
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:52,760
We will. We'll take it back,
we'll iron some things out.
509
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:54,160
For Christ's sake, Ken!
510
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:55,920
I don't care how,
just do it quickly.
511
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:57,560
We promise you that we will.
512
00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,960
This, is it. This is
what we've been planning for.
513
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,040
Please, Ken. Phil, please.
514
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:04,640
Truelove. Truelove!
515
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:21,560
Thank you. Thank you, both.
516
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:37,520
Yes. It's OK. It's OK.
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