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Hey, yo. Hey, baby boy.
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Yo, I got some extra tickets
to the Knicks game.
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You want to come with me?
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Ah. Nah, man. What happened?
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I thought you was
going
with Stacy.
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Nah, man,
that broad broke up with me.
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Yeah, she said I wasn't paying
enough attention to her.
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Or something like that.
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I couldn't hear
with my Walkman on.
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Oh.
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Sorry, black, I can't go.
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Me an Pops
are trying to win
$5,000
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on American Video Bloopers.
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- Five thousand dollars?
- Fivet-thousand
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- Hi, guys.
- 'Hey, what's up, Dee?'
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Hey, what's up, Dee?
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Why don't you take Dee?
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I mean ever since
her and Lance broke up
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she's been
takin' home a lot
of..
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.."Do It Yourself" books.
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- Hm. Yeah, good idea.
- Alright.
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Hey, Dee..
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You wanna come with me
to the Knicks game tonight?
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I got some extra tickets.
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I got really really good seats
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right next to Woody Allen,
Billy Crystal, Bryant Gumbel
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you know, all the white people.
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Ah!
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Okay, but I have to warn you
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the last time I went
to a Knicks game, I
fainted.
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For what? Hunger? 'Cause
they ain't have your nachos.
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- Get my nachos.
- No.
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Because all those tall handsome
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millionaires running around
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with those nylon shorts,
sweating and bumpin' it.
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Ooh! I'm getting dizzy
just thinkin' about it.
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Marlon, you sure you can't come?
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No, hey. Ssh! Ssh!
Here comes pop.
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Shawn, we're about
to be $5,000 richer.
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[humming]
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Ah!
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Woo!
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Oh, my, my privates.
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Aha!
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I'm gonna kill you
as soon as I uncross my eyes.
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No.
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I taped it,
we're gonna win $5000
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on America's Video Bloopers.
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- Say hi.
- Five thousand dollars?
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- Yeah, say hi.
- Hi.
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Well, well, well, stupid
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you left the lens cap on.
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Oh. My bad.
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Hey, look, I guess we'll
just have to do it again,
pop.
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Shawn..
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Videotape this.
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Action!
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Ah!
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You get it?
Did you get it?
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Nah.
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[theme music]
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♪ We're brothers ♪
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♪ We're happy
and we're singing ♪
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♪ And we're colored ♪
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♪ Give me a high five ♪♪
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(male #1)
'Alright, cut and print.'
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'Beautiful, guys. Dynamite.'
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[upbeat music]
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You really went out
with Dee last night,
huh?
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Yeah, sure I did, partner.
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And I had a ball.
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Yo, Dee is mad cool, man.
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As a matter of fact, last night
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I've seen a whole
another side to Dee.
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Really? Were there
big breasts on that side
too?
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Ooh! Big breasts.
You're talented.
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No, I'm serious, Marlon,
she's cool, man.
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As a matter of fact, we're
gonna
hang out again tonight.
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She's taking me
to the Missy concert.
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Oh, word? What the deal?
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She gonna hook up
with security
guards?
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No, actually, check this out.
Missy owes her a favor.
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See, back in the day,
Dee let her off the hook
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for shoplifting some hair gel.
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Oh, that's cool, man.
I hope you have fun.
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'Cause I'mma be
at home thinking of
more
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video blooper ideas.
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Marlon, how many times
I gotta tell you, nobody
wants
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to watch anything fake on video.
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Shawn, obviously, you
haven't seen the Pamela-Lee tape
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'cause there was two very
fake
things in there.
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My God, Dee,
I'm so excited. I
can't..
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I can't wait till Missy goes on.
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Yo, I love when she does
that little crazy dance.
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What?
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♪ I got what you want ♪
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♪ I got what you need.. ♪
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♪ Baby baby baby ♪
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♪ Baby baby ♪
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♪ Baby baby baby baby baby.. ♪♪
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I hope I do it a little
bit
better that that.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Is.. Is that you?
Is that you?
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- Yeah, what's up?
- Is that you?
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- Yeah, that's right.
- Is that you?
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'That ain't you.
That ain't you. That ain't
you.'
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If that's you,
then, then-then do..
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Ficky, ficky, ficky, yeah.
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- Ficky, ficky, ficky, yeah.
- Yo, that's her. That's you!
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That's you.
Ah! Oh, my God. I love you.
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Oh! Okay, don't touch her.
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I love you. I love you.
I love you!
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- Yeah.
- Uh, I love you.
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Like I was telling you
that you have been
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inspiration to, to little
people like me and Dee.
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Especially, Dee,
she's just a security guard.
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She makes $3.35 an hour.
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And you make mad cheese.
Mad chees..
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Oh, my God.
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Is that from Titanic?
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- Oh, my God. Yo--
- Are those from Titanic?
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Oh! You! Oh!
You got jokes.
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You got jokes! You got jokes!
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Oh! You got jokes!
You got jokes!
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- Is that an S-curl?
- Oh-ho-ho!
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I am only playing.
I am only playing.
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Yo, let me get a cross,
so I can show my brother.
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- Shawn. No. No.
- Uh, get off me. Get off me.
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Oh, my God.
I gotta say, yo..
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I gotta say.
I am only playing. I love you.
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- I love you. I love you.
- Hey, Shawn. Okay, yeah.
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I love you. I love..
You know, I love you.
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I got some questions for you,
though, please, answer this.
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Tell the truth. Alright.
You're in the business, right?
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Do you think, you think
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"Whodini" will ever
get back together?
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No, no, no, who do you think
will win in a fight
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"Full Force"
or the "Boo-Yaa T.R.I.B.E"?
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No, I gotta ask you this,
I gotta ask you this
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for my little brother,
he always wanted to know this.
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Is Tupac still recording albums?
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Look, I don't know that.
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I just don't even know
what to say to you.
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Get off me, Dee. No. No.
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Don't you play with me. You
took
me. You took me here, alright?
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Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Um, can we take a picture?
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- Mm.
- You got a camera?
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Okay, oh, it's alright.
Dee, draw us.
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- No. No. No.
- Come on, girl.
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- Draw us.
- You are embarrassing me.
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- Lets' go. Let's go. Let's
go.
- Wh.. What?
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Oh, you can't take
a picture with me now?
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- I love you. I love you.
- Let's go. Yeah, I know
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- I love you.
- She knows. She knows it.
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She knows it. Go on.
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Girl, I am so sorry.
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- Who is this guy?
- Ooh! Please!
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How are you?
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Ooh!
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By the way,
thank you for the tickets.
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You're welcome. Oh.
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I see you got yourself
a little cute one, huh?
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- He got a job?
- Oh, no, no, no.
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It's not like that.
We are just friends.
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- No job, huh?
- No!
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Well, look, why don't
you go and get your seat
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and I'mma go get ready, okay?
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- Alright!
- Girl.
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This hair looks fabulous.
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I hope you've paid
for the gel this
time.
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[laughs]
Ah!
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I got you. I got you. I got you.
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♪ I got what you want ♪
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♪ Say what I got what you need ♪
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♪ Can I get
another shot what what ♪
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♪ This time I'mma make it hot ♪
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♪ Now now now
I got what you want ♪
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♪ Say what ♪
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♪ Got what you need.. ♪
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Oh, here comes Missy.
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[cheering]
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♪ Hey yo I'm sittin'
on the side of the curb ♪
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♪ With a pocket of herb ♪
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♪ I don't know if y'all heard ♪
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♪ I'm high as a bird ♪
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♪ I can fly like Kelly ♪
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♪ I can glide like skates ♪
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♪ Me with no Timbaland
is like Puff with no Mase ♪
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♪ Wait hold up
wait a minute what you say ♪
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♪ Back it up give me space
who that Nicole Ray ♪
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♪ By the way DJ
better play all day ♪
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♪ Make the whole world
say damn this sucker Ray ♪♪
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Oh, oh, you know what we
should to play?
Unbe-weavable.
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Every time we see a crazy
wig,
we have a drink.
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Alright, alright.
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Hey, were y'all in baps?
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Oh, my God. Who did her hair?
Baskin and Robbins?
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Yo, yo, yo. What's up, y'all?
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Yeah!
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I liked that.
Now check this out.
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I'mma send this
to all the ladies
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that take what
they want in life.
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Y'all know
what I'm talking about?
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[cheering]
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Yeah, uh, like the sister
over
there with the little cutie.
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(Dee)
'Smack that.'
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Right there. Oh,
God,
that's right, girl
Okay.
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I got what you
want right here, Missy.
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Yeah, look like Stella
ain't the only one
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that got her groove back.
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Oh!
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See, see Missy think
I look like Angela
Bassett.
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Yeah, I think
Missy been drinking too.
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♪ Make it hot baby
make it hot ♪
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♪ Say what say what ♪
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♪ Hey yo ♪
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♪ A'ight.. ♪♪
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Woo! Ho-ho!
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Ah, I am tired.
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Thanks Dee for carrying me
up the stairs.
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It's alright. That's alright.
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Oh, my God.
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Alright.
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Now, I got you home
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safe and sound.
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[laughs]
You live here.
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Oh, snap.
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I knew this place
looked familiar.
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Oh.
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You are really drunk.
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No, I ain't.
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Look up, Marley.
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Say cheese.
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Can I have some water?
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Yeah.
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Ooh!
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[instrumental music]
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(Dee)
'Oh!'
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Uh-uh! This is a jam now..
This is joint.
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Uh-uh, this..
Here, come on.
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Come on, Shawn. You gotta
dance with me on this one.
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- What?
- Uh! This is my favorite
song.
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- 'Uh!'
- Come on.
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- Come on.
- Come on.
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- Alright.
- 'Okay.'
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What up?
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You smell good, Dee.
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It's Bengay.
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You smell so good, you turn
Ben from gay to straight.
250
00:10:04,350 --> 00:10:05,383
Me-Ben-straight.
251
00:10:09,283 --> 00:10:10,366
Oh, man.
252
00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,300
- You know what, Dee?
- What?
253
00:10:12,333 --> 00:10:14,200
- You good people.
- Oh!
254
00:10:14,233 --> 00:10:16,166
No, no. No, real.
you-you good people.
255
00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,160
I like, I like
hanging out
with you.
256
00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:20,300
- Me too.
- I am serious, I mean.
257
00:10:20,333 --> 00:10:22,166
No matter how many
girls
I hang out with, I..
258
00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:25,500
Even though I hang out
with all these stupid
girls..
259
00:10:25,830 --> 00:10:27,216
It's nice to hang out
with somebody that is
260
00:10:27,250 --> 00:10:30,333
finally, somebody
real,
you know.
261
00:10:30,366 --> 00:10:32,150
Someone who's a good woman.
262
00:10:32,183 --> 00:10:34,660
Oh!
263
00:10:43,383 --> 00:10:46,366
[instrumental music]
264
00:10:53,316 --> 00:10:55,200
Oh, my God.
265
00:10:55,233 --> 00:10:57,366
My head is killing me. Oh!
266
00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,366
Uh!
267
00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:05,183
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
268
00:11:05,216 --> 00:11:08,000
Oh! Shawn, what're you
doin' here?
269
00:11:08,330 --> 00:11:09,250
I live here.
270
00:11:09,283 --> 00:11:11,116
What're you doin' here?
271
00:11:11,150 --> 00:11:12,350
And where are my drawers?
272
00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:17,266
You mean you're standin'
there without nothin' on?
273
00:11:17,300 --> 00:11:19,216
Oh, my God.
274
00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:20,366
Oh, my God, Dee.
275
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,830
- 'Uh!'
- We-we couldn't have..
276
00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:25,000
- We didn't..
- No. W-w-we..
277
00:11:25,330 --> 00:11:28,316
No, no. We wouldn't.
Uh-uh! Uh-uh!
278
00:11:28,350 --> 00:11:31,116
Hello, lovers.
279
00:11:31,150 --> 00:11:33,316
It's morning..
280
00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:41,316
Man, it smells like burnt
porcupine meat up in here.
281
00:11:45,100 --> 00:11:47,233
Look, nobody's no lovers, okay?
It's just me and Dee.
282
00:11:47,266 --> 00:11:48,333
Alright? And nothing happened.
283
00:11:48,366 --> 00:11:50,150
Yeah, nothing happened.
284
00:11:50,183 --> 00:11:51,366
I guess that's why
you're standing here
285
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,830
butt naked with lipstick
all over you, huh?
286
00:11:54,116 --> 00:11:56,283
- Oh, my..
- 'Yeah, Dee.'
287
00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:58,316
I came in here..
I come by the apartment
288
00:11:58,350 --> 00:12:00,200
three O'clock
in the morning, all I heard
289
00:12:00,233 --> 00:12:02,100
was the bed springs bouncing.
290
00:12:02,133 --> 00:12:05,100
Vikki-viki-vik-vik-vik-vik!
291
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,233
Vikku-vikki-vikk!
292
00:12:08,266 --> 00:12:10,333
Then I heard some Tarzan yells.
293
00:12:10,366 --> 00:12:12,316
And, Dee, you was thanking God
294
00:12:12,350 --> 00:12:16,330
more than a rapper
at the Soul Train Awards.
295
00:12:16,660 --> 00:12:19,116
Oh! Thank you, Lord Jesus. Thank
you for some young thing.
296
00:12:19,150 --> 00:12:21,830
No! No. No, no, no.
297
00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:23,330
No, see,
I only walked Shawn home
298
00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:25,183
to make sure he got in alright.
299
00:12:25,216 --> 00:12:26,383
Oh, well.
300
00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:28,233
He got in, alright.
301
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:31,166
I didn't mean that.
302
00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:33,216
Ooh! God. Oh!
303
00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:35,383
No, I-I gotta
go.
I gotta go.
304
00:12:39,283 --> 00:12:42,660
- Marlon, here, look, okay?
- Whoa! Whoa, buddy.
305
00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:44,133
I'mma tell you for
the last time. Nothing
happened.
306
00:12:44,166 --> 00:12:45,300
So shut your mouth.
307
00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:47,233
- I ain't saying nothin'.
- Alright, good.
308
00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:49,283
Now, let's talk
about somethin' else.
309
00:12:49,316 --> 00:12:53,160
Shawn, Shawn, you ain't gotta
front with me, baby.
310
00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:54,366
I'm your little brother.
You can tell me.
311
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,000
Come on.
312
00:12:56,330 --> 00:12:57,116
You opened her shirt
and her breasts just
313
00:12:57,150 --> 00:12:58,233
popped out like airbags, huh?
314
00:12:58,266 --> 00:12:59,300
Poof!
315
00:13:00,366 --> 00:13:02,166
Marlon, I don't remember.
316
00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:03,266
It was that bad?
317
00:13:03,300 --> 00:13:04,350
No, it wasn't bad.
318
00:13:04,383 --> 00:13:05,383
So she was good.
319
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,300
I knew it.
Dee's a freak.
320
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,366
I knew I should
have tried to tap that.
321
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,500
Marlon, I don't know.
I can't remember anything.
322
00:13:14,830 --> 00:13:16,183
All I know is
we were drinking a lot
323
00:13:16,216 --> 00:13:18,500
we kissed
and then I blacked out.
324
00:13:18,830 --> 00:13:20,100
I woke up with my drawers
on a statue.
325
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,333
Look, man, it doesn't matter
what happened, okay.
326
00:13:23,366 --> 00:13:26,160
It-it's over now, okay.
It's over. It's over.
327
00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:28,150
What? You think you
just gonna hit it and
quit it.
328
00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:30,830
You know what happened
to the last guy that did
that?
329
00:13:30,116 --> 00:13:33,216
Shawn, now he gotta
pee sittin' down.
330
00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:35,283
Look, Marlon, me and Dee
is really good friends.
331
00:13:35,316 --> 00:13:37,250
And whatever
happened last night is not
332
00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:39,283
gonna change the way
we relate to one another,
okay?
333
00:13:39,316 --> 00:13:41,660
Okay.
334
00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:46,250
[instrumental music]
335
00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:52,283
- Oh, hey, hey-hey.
- Hey, what's up, Dee?
336
00:13:52,316 --> 00:13:53,300
Hey, Shawn.
337
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,233
I'm sorry,
I didn't see you walkin'
by.
338
00:13:55,266 --> 00:13:57,316
Well, here I am.
339
00:13:58,200 --> 00:13:59,233
Yeah.
340
00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:06,316
Oh!
341
00:14:06,350 --> 00:14:08,660
I better go make my rounds.
342
00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:09,266
Yeah, there's a lot
to do out there.
343
00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:11,200
Yeah.
344
00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:17,166
- Shawn?
- Yeah.
345
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,183
- You have a Aspirin?
- Yeah, I was gonna say..
346
00:14:19,216 --> 00:14:21,266
- I have Aspirin right
here..
- 'Okay, yeah!'
347
00:14:24,133 --> 00:14:25,283
Okay.
348
00:14:25,316 --> 00:14:27,330
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
349
00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:28,216
- No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
350
00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:30,000
- It-it was my f--
- 'No, no, no, it's okay.'
351
00:14:30,330 --> 00:14:31,350
- It was my fingers.
- 'It's okay, I'm fine.'
352
00:14:31,383 --> 00:14:32,383
You would never touch me.
353
00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:36,116
Shawn, I think
we need to
talk.
354
00:14:36,150 --> 00:14:39,366
Okay, you're right. Um..
What, Pop?
355
00:14:41,316 --> 00:14:43,830
What, I'm tryin' to talk to..
356
00:14:44,266 --> 00:14:46,250
- I didn't hear anything.
- You didn't hear..
357
00:14:46,283 --> 00:14:48,216
[imitating Pops]
Shawn, Marlon..
358
00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:50,160
Yeah, yeah, um, you know what
359
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:51,300
hold that thought,
I'll be right back.
360
00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:54,116
Come on, Pop, man, I'm tryin'
to get some work done, man.
361
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,830
Howdy do, Dee?
362
00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:02,250
[instrumental music]
363
00:15:05,660 --> 00:15:06,383
(Shawn)
'Oh, no, Pop. I mean,
I don't know what to do,
man.'
364
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:09,133
I mean, Dee's friendship
means a lot to me, man.
365
00:15:09,166 --> 00:15:10,200
Well, son, it's
obvious
that you two
366
00:15:10,233 --> 00:15:12,500
have feelings for each other.
367
00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:13,316
But you gotta believe
that your friendship
368
00:15:13,350 --> 00:15:15,233
is stronger than
a one night stand.
369
00:15:15,266 --> 00:15:17,183
Hm, you're right.
370
00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:19,660
I know what I gotta do.
371
00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:20,200
So, what's with the glue?
372
00:15:20,233 --> 00:15:22,216
Well, see, I'm
workin'
on Marlon's video.
373
00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:24,316
I put some glue on
one of these
chairs.
374
00:15:24,350 --> 00:15:26,333
Can you imagine
a video tape with some
sucker
375
00:15:26,366 --> 00:15:28,183
stuck to a chair?
376
00:15:28,216 --> 00:15:30,266
[laughing]
That's worth
$5000.
377
00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:32,200
You're crazy, Pop, man.
378
00:15:32,233 --> 00:15:35,830
Hey, man,
I really appreciate the
talk.
379
00:15:35,116 --> 00:15:37,000
Thanks a lot, man.
380
00:15:37,330 --> 00:15:39,150
I'm really lucky
to have a father like you.
381
00:15:39,183 --> 00:15:42,830
Well, that's what
I'm here for, son.
382
00:15:42,116 --> 00:15:44,100
[cloth ripping]
383
00:15:46,366 --> 00:15:48,266
Do you feel a breeze?
384
00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:52,000
Yo, Pop, those are ma's drawers.
385
00:15:53,233 --> 00:15:56,233
[instrumental music]
386
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,233
Hey, what you
actin'
all nervous for?
387
00:15:59,266 --> 00:16:01,233
Ain't the first time
you broke up with a chick.
388
00:16:01,266 --> 00:16:05,233
Yeah, but none of them carried
a night stick and a Taser gun.
389
00:16:05,266 --> 00:16:07,216
Yeah, so, what's
the box of tissues for?
390
00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:09,216
In case she breaks your nose?
391
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:11,333
Oh, breaks my nose.
392
00:16:11,366 --> 00:16:14,160
- Or beat you on them breasts.
- Oh!
393
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:18,160
Bam, bam, bam!
394
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:21,100
Nah, man, this is just
in case I break her heart.
395
00:16:21,133 --> 00:16:22,333
You know how
emotional women get.
396
00:16:22,366 --> 00:16:25,216
Look, no matter
how much she cry
397
00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:26,350
you just gotta be strong.
398
00:16:26,383 --> 00:16:27,383
That's right, be strong.
399
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:29,216
And if she-she
asks one more chance
400
00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:31,000
you gotta say,
"No, Dee, it's
over."
401
00:16:31,330 --> 00:16:32,350
- No, Dee, it's over, girl.
- That's right.
402
00:16:32,383 --> 00:16:35,150
And-and if-if-if
worse comes to worse
403
00:16:35,183 --> 00:16:36,266
you just gotta
tell her the
truth.
404
00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:38,150
You gotta say, Dee, I'm gay.
405
00:16:38,183 --> 00:16:40,660
I'm gay.
406
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:42,316
[doorbell rings]
407
00:16:42,350 --> 00:16:44,000
Alright, that's her,
go in the room.
408
00:16:44,330 --> 00:16:46,000
- Okay, bye, sweetie.
- Marlon!
409
00:16:46,330 --> 00:16:48,133
Put your Bill Cosby sweater
on,
and get on outta here.
410
00:16:52,116 --> 00:16:53,233
- Hey, Dee.
- Hey.
411
00:16:53,266 --> 00:16:56,160
- Thanks for comin' over.
- That's alright.
412
00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:57,333
[door slams shut]
413
00:16:57,366 --> 00:16:59,200
[Dee laughing]
414
00:16:59,233 --> 00:17:02,160
- Have a seat.
- Oh, no, that's okay.
415
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:04,330
Look, Dee, I-I know
this ain't gonna be
416
00:17:04,660 --> 00:17:05,133
easy for either one of us.
417
00:17:05,166 --> 00:17:07,166
- But--
- Shawn, Sha-Sha-Shawn.
418
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:11,160
Um, uh, before
you say anything
419
00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:12,150
let me say what I have to say.
420
00:17:12,183 --> 00:17:14,200
- Alright.
- Um..
421
00:17:16,166 --> 00:17:18,250
Last night was
one of the most fun nights
422
00:17:18,283 --> 00:17:20,300
I've ever had in my life.
423
00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:22,233
- I feel the same way.
- Yeah.
424
00:17:22,266 --> 00:17:25,316
But I don't think that
we should have sex anymore.
425
00:17:25,350 --> 00:17:27,350
- What?
- Well..
426
00:17:27,383 --> 00:17:29,366
I know we've been
spendin' a lot of time
together
427
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,183
but you're just not my type.
428
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:33,116
What do you mean not your type?
429
00:17:33,150 --> 00:17:34,250
Wh-what's wrong with me?
430
00:17:34,283 --> 00:17:36,266
- No, nothin'.
- What's wrong with all this?
431
00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:38,116
No!
432
00:17:38,150 --> 00:17:42,150
No, nothing's wrong with you,
it's just not gonna work out.
433
00:17:42,183 --> 00:17:43,216
Come on, Dee.
434
00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:45,500
- I was drunk that night.
- No.
435
00:17:45,830 --> 00:17:46,316
Look, uh-uh,
just gimme another
chance.
436
00:17:46,350 --> 00:17:50,333
- I had a lot on my mind.
- No, Shawn, Shawn, Shawn.
437
00:17:50,366 --> 00:17:53,166
Let me tell you the truth.
438
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:55,830
I'm gay.
439
00:17:57,150 --> 00:17:59,383
No, you're not.
440
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:01,116
I know you're not, Dee.
441
00:18:01,150 --> 00:18:03,500
I know exactly
what you're
doin'.
442
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:07,000
We both came
to the same
conclusion.
443
00:18:07,330 --> 00:18:10,100
Oh, Shawn, you know
how much I care about you.
444
00:18:10,133 --> 00:18:11,250
I really care
about you too,
Dee.
445
00:18:11,283 --> 00:18:14,000
Uh, honestly,
I think you the
coolest
446
00:18:14,330 --> 00:18:16,500
one of the
coolest,
most beautiful
447
00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:18,283
kindest, good
hearted
people I know.
448
00:18:18,316 --> 00:18:20,283
I want to be
your friend
forever.
449
00:18:21,383 --> 00:18:23,500
Come here.
450
00:18:25,233 --> 00:18:27,233
[telephone rings]
451
00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:31,000
Yo, quick!
452
00:18:31,330 --> 00:18:33,133
They're playin'
my blooper on TV.
453
00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:34,333
- You sent in a tape?
- Yeah.
454
00:18:34,366 --> 00:18:37,316
And the producers just loved it.
455
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:40,160
(man on TV)
'This next video
is a practical joke'
456
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:42,330
'from a man in New York City.'
457
00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:44,830
'Watch what happens
when he finds his brother'
458
00:18:44,116 --> 00:18:48,200
'and his brother's date passed
out from having one too many.'
459
00:18:51,316 --> 00:18:54,316
[instrumental music]
460
00:19:24,316 --> 00:19:27,316
[music continues]
461
00:19:56,133 --> 00:19:57,300
(man on TV)
'So, coming up next.'
462
00:19:57,333 --> 00:20:00,183
'A grandmother performs
at a bachelor party.'
463
00:20:04,150 --> 00:20:07,160
- Yeah.
- So, this was all a prank,
huh?
464
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:08,366
Yeah.
465
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,160
Yeah!
466
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:12,250
Yeah!
467
00:20:16,660 --> 00:20:19,183
I knew I could
never have sex with Shawn.
468
00:20:19,216 --> 00:20:20,383
What do you mean?
What you talkin' about?
469
00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:24,160
No, you know, what I mean.
You know, what I mean.
470
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:25,183
Why you play us like that?
471
00:20:25,216 --> 00:20:28,100
'Cause you said,
I couldn't set somethin'
up
472
00:20:28,133 --> 00:20:29,283
for the blooper tape.
473
00:20:29,316 --> 00:20:31,150
But, Marlon, I can't believe
you went through all that.
474
00:20:31,183 --> 00:20:32,383
You put us through
all this drama..
475
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:34,366
...just for you to get on TV.
476
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,383
Did you at least win the $5000?
477
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,266
No.
478
00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:41,216
They gave it to some guy
who got hit in the groin
479
00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:43,100
with a football.
480
00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:46,500
[screams]
481
00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:47,366
- Yeah! Yeah!
- Yeah!
482
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,183
Yeah!
483
00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:52,100
Yeah! Yeah!
484
00:20:52,133 --> 00:20:54,500
My-my babies!
485
00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:55,333
Yeah!
486
00:20:55,366 --> 00:20:57,366
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