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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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Hey, Ma.
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Hey, you guys...
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...I think we haven't been paying
enough attention to Lucky.
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Who's Lucky?
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Any guy who goes out on a date
with Kelly.
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Well, hasn't anyone else noticed
that he seems kind of depressed?
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Well, what makes you think
something like that?
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- Now, easy. Easy now.
- I'm going, I'm--
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- Watch it.
- We're gonna have so much fun...
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...with this damn thing, Bud.
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Watch it. You're gonna nick
the side of the box.
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You are never gonna get
that big, stupid thing in here.
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That's what I said when I carried you
over the threshold.
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Hi, neighbors. Look, we brought you
some things to munch--
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- Hey. Hey.
- Watch it. I'll kill you for that!
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Told you we should've used
the feed pole.
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Well, enjoy. And there's plenty more
where that came from.
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All you have to do is stay inside
the entire weekend, okay?
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Why?
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Well, my cousin Mandy
is coming for a visit.
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And how can I put this nicely?
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I don't want her
to be repulsed by you.
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You know, not that you're repulsive.
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Enough said.
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But, you know, it's been years
since I've seen Mandy...
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...and we were once very close.
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In fact, we're identical.
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So she's as obnoxious as you?
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Identical cousins.
There's no such thing.
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Well, sure there is.
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Samantha and Serena,
Patty and Cathy.
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Exactly.
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We walk alike, we talk alikeSometimes we even something alike
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So there's another one out there
exactly like you?
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Well, not exactly.
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I am a little prettier.
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If she's the pretty one,
imagine what the cousin looks like.
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Do you see I'm trying to eat here?
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Watch it now. Watch it now. Watch it.
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He fakes, he shoots, he scores!
I win again.
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Relax, Dad. It's just foosball.
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Just foosball, son?
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This is the greatest invention
ever made.
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Edward Foos
was a boy with a dream.
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A dream to invent a game
that everyone can enjoy...
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...no matter how out of shape
or drunk you are.
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The boy's not right, Peg.
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I knew that the day we dropped him
on his head and he didn't scream.
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- Hi, I'm Man--
- Nice wig, Marce.
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Hey, Peg, look here. The fifth Beatle.
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I'm not Marcy.
I'm Mandy, Marcy's cousin.
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You and Marcy
really do look alike.
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You think so?
I know I'm no supermodel...
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...but I never really thought
I looked like a chicken.
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I like her.
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Marcy and Jefferson
went to meet you at the airport.
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Well, my flight was early,
so I took a cab.
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- You mind if I wait here?
- No, not at all. Not at all.
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Of course, here in the Windy City...
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...it's customary to tip people
who let you into their home.
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You must be Al.
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Sadly, he must.
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Hey, foosball. You any good?
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Is your cousin flat-chested?
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Oh, score!
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I'm ahead.
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Lucky shot. That was a lucky shot.
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- Now can I play?
- Not now, Peg.
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Score! I win.
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We couldn't find my cousin at--
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- Mandy!
- Marcy!
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- You look great.
- So do you.
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What are you doing here?
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We didn't go out. She came in.
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Which reminds me, we're--
We're out of onion dip.
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Mandy, this is my Jefferson.
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Don't you wish you had one
just like him?
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You mean
there's another one of him too?
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Wow, you're even better looking
than Marcy said.
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Oh, so are you.
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Honey, why did you say
you were the pretty one?
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Come on now.
We're right in the middle of a game.
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Marcy...
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...if you guys are identical,
how come she has...?
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Implants.
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Really?
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Not that I like...
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...big, luscious breasts.
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They just get in the way.
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Those pills the vet gave Lucky
really have pepped him up.
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Don't you think
that he's a little bit too hyper?
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No. No, he's fine.
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Hey, he's burying a bone.
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You know, we should give
some of those pills to Mom.
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I did. How do you think
she got off the couch?
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- Hey.
- Hi. Hi, Peggy.
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I got your bonbons.
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Guess what. I am making Jefferson
his favorite supper tonight.
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- Why?
- Because if a wife doesn't do it...
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...then some other woman might
come along and steal him away.
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Even someone you least expect,
you know, like a cousin.
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You know, a cousin that all the boys
like best because she's such fun.
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Boys like Jimmy Miller, who showed
Mandy his baseball cards...
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...and played keep away
with little Marcy's undershirt.
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Marcy, I'm really worried.
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Maybe we shouldn't have let Mandy
spend the day with Al and Jefferson.
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Why, Peggy Bundy.
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If I didn't know better,
I'd say you were jealous.
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What a game.
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- What was the final score?
- Thirty-seven to 14.
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That doesn't sound
like a baseball score.
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It's not. That's how many beers
and hot dogs we had...
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...before we decided
to pants Jefferson.
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Yeah, you kidders.
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Luckily, it was Souvenir Towel Day
at the ballpark.
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Hey, Marce, got you a T-shirt.
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- Keep away!
- Keep away from Marcy!
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Mandy! Mandy! Mandy!
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- Mandy! Mandy!
- Mandy! Mandy!
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You guys are so immature!
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Give it back or I'm telling.
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Hey, look what Jefferson gave me.
He caught a foul ball.
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Well, actually, it was a home-run ball,
but, you know, no big deal.
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He's been trying to catch one
of those his whole life. Excuse me.
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Al, new deal.
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How would you like
a nice juicy pot roast for supper?
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With those little potatoes?
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And biscuits and gravy...
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What do I gotta do?
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All you have to do
is keep Mandy away from Jefferson...
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...until she leaves tomorrow.
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I can do that.
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Mandy, you wanna stay
for dinner tonight?
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Jefferson and I need a little
alone time. Come on, honey.
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Wait, you know, I think I'll just stay
and hang out with Mandy.
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Or I could come now.
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Hey, Peg...
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...how would you like a pot roast
dinner tonight with all the fixings?
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- Where are we going?
- The kitchen.
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I'm not cooking.
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I'll do it. I love to cook.
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Why can't you be
more like Mandy, Peg?
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She likes foosball, baseball...
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...she likes to cook.
She's just like a wife...
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...but fun.
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So marry her.
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How about it, Mandy?
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Me and you in Vegas...
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...a honeymoon
at football fantasy camp.
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- It sounds fun, Al, but I'm involved.
- Yeah?
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- Who's the lucky guy?
- Barbara.
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Barbara?
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Well, that sounds like he might
be a little light in the loafers, huh?
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Well, actually, she's a little heavy
in the construction boots.
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She?
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Yes. Al, I'm gay.
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Gay?
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I can see that you're shocked, Al.
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Why do you think I went with you
to the Jiggly Room?
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I thought you were being
a good sport.
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Why do you think I was blowing kisses
to all the strippers?
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I thought you were aiming at me
and missing.
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Did any of them kiss back?
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But not Lolla, huh?
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Of course not. Lolla's a guy.
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- What? What?
- Calm down, Al.
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That can't be.
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How did a thing like this
happen to you?
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What, did you get stood up
for the prom...
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...or you went to prison?
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I know. It was
summer camp, wasn't it?
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You sprained
a muscle skinny-dipping...
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...and the beautiful,
blond counselor--
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Let's call her Betty.
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--carried you back to her cabin
and gave you a massage.
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And before you knew it...
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...you were a love slave
in an all-girl sex cult.
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Yeah, that's what happened.
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You saw that in a video,
didn't you, Al?
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Yeah. My favorite.
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Mine too.
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So you don't have a problem
with two women being together?
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No.
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As long as there's a guy watching.
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Well, I've told everyone in the family
except for Marcy.
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- How do you think she's gonna take it?
- Are you crazy?
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She's done a lot weirder sex stuff
than that.
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I shouldn't be surprised.
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She used to have to pay boys
to kiss her.
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She still does.
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So, Al, has your little friend
finally gone home...
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...or do you want her to sleep over?
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Peg, you don't have to worry
about Mandy.
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Why? Because you only
have eyes for me?
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No.
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No, Peg...
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...Mandy's gay.
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- She is?
- Yes, Peg.
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I'm surprised you couldn't pick it up.
I never miss a thing like that.
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Gaydar.
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Good thing the vet took Lucky
off those puppy uppers.
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Yesterday he was chasing cars
and passing them.
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Well, the vet said that the pills
were just masking his pain.
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I think he's depressed
because he's lonely.
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So I set up this little date for him.
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Kelly, only an idiot
would help a dog to date.
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I'm Bud.
I'll be your waiter this evening.
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Hey, Elaine. Hey, Frisky.
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Frisky, that's Lucky.
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And this is loser.
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- Hi, Kelly.
- Hi.
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Bye, Kelly.
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So Frisky and Lucky.
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Let's hope
that also describes their owners.
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I can't believe
you went to so much trouble.
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I love that you love your dog
this much.
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We want to do whatever it takes
to get our furry little friends together.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'll be more gentle.
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That wasn't me.
No, I don't make that noise until later.
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Lucky, be nice. She's company.
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Your dog doesn't like my dog
very much.
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Sure he does.
He's just playing hard to get.
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Okay, so she's not your type.
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Can't you just close your eyes
and pretend she's Lassie?
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It's worked for me.
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I can't believe how rude your dog is.
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Me neither. I'll have him put to sleep.
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We'll just play with your dog.
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I have a better idea.
Why don't you play with yourself?
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- Al, get the door.
- I'm trying to, Peg.
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Well, so much for honesty.
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What, she kicked you out?
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Well, not right away.
First she started screaming...
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...and babbling something
about an undershirt.
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I hate to impose,
but can I crash on your couch?
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Well, that depends.
Won't turn it gay, will it?
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- No, I don't think so, Al.
- Just checking.
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Well, I better get on upstairs.
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I trust you're enough of a lady
not to whistle...
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...at my tight little behind
as I go up the stairs.
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- Al, I told you, I'm gay.
- That may well be...
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...but there are some things
no woman can resist.
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Hey, Mandy, I have a question.
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Do you just like certain women?
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Or would you sleep
with any woman on Earth...
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...before you'd sleep with a man?
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Well, it depends.
Give me a "for instance."
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For instance...
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...you're on a desert island.
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Who would you rather be with,
me or Cindy Crawford?
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Cindy.
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Me...
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- ...or Phyllis Diller?
- Phyllis.
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Me...
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...or Marge Schott?
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You. But the whole time
we'd be doing it...
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...I'd be thinking of Phyllis Diller.
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- Al, get the door.
- Yes, my queen.
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Oh, Jefferson,
what the hell do you want?
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A place to sleep.
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Hey, wait a minute. What--?
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What are you two doing down here
together in your pyjamas?
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I thought you were gay.
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I am.
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- Does Peggy know about this?
- Peggy sent me down here.
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You people are...
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...sick.
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Yes, we are, Jefferson. Sick enough
to turn your head into a gravy boat...
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...if you don't get out of here.
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I can't leave.
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Marcy's mad at me just because
I called out Mandy's name in bed.
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Excuse me.
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You know, for a lesbian,
you sure spend a lot of time with men.
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And what are you doing here
in your pyjamas?
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Oh, I'm sorry, Peggy.
Marcy kicked me out.
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And she threw away our ball.
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Al Bundy, this is all your fault.
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- Why is it all my fault?
- It just is. Get up.
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I want you to go to Marcy's...
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...and tell her to get her relatives
out of my house.
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Oh, that's a good idea, Peg.
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Because when I see Marcy
in her pyjamas, I'll have a seizure.
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On my way to the hospital,
between the blaring of the sirens...
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...and the paramedics yelling "Clear,"
maybe then I can get some sleep.
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Hate Mandy. Hate Mandy.
Hate Mandy.
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- Hate her. Hate her. Hate her.
- Marcy.
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What are you doing up here?
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Oh, you know me. Can't keep me out
of a shrill woman's bedroom.
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- Go home.
- I'd like to.
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But my living room is full of women,
men and your cousin.
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Why is that, Marcy?
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Because I hate Mandy,
and I never wanna speak to her again.
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That's understandable. No one
should have to speak with family.
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If I were king, I'd make it a law.
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You're the tree-hugging bra-burner
around here.
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What do you care if she's gay?
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I don't hate Mandy
because she's gay.
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I hate Mandy because everyone
likes her better than me!
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All our lives,
Mandy was the talented one.
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Mandy was the popular one.
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And the pretty one?
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She stole all my boyfriends,
and now I've found out...
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...she didn't even want them!
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Why does everyone like her
better than me?
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Well, for starters, she never
blew her nose in my pyjama top.
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I know I'm not perfect,
but I do have some good qualities.
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Sure, if you say so.
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- Name one?
- Oh, jeez, I don't know.
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Well, you've got
a high school diploma...
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...and you never let your eyebrows
grow together.
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Perfect height for a lawn jockey.
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Wait a minute. I got it.
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I'll bet you're the reasonable one.
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- Me?
- Yes.
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You're big enough
and wise enough...
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...to sit down with Mandy--
Over here.
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--and talk this thing out.
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Yeah. Yeah, you're right, Al.
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I am the reasonable one.
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- Al?
- Yeah?
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Are we alone together in my bedroom
hugging in the middle of the night?
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See you at the All-Star Game.
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One more game of foosball?
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I'd love to, Al, but Marcy's waiting
to take me to the airport.
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Oh, yes. And we wouldn't want Mandy
to miss her plane.
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You know, Peg, I'm really sorry...
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...that we didn't get to know
one another better.
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I think I know enough.
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Well, there's one thing
you may not know.
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- Oh, really?
- Yep.
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I think you're gorgeous.
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Oh, really?
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Don't be a stranger.
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Remember, she was my friend first.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Hey, guess what.
Lucky's not depressed anymore.
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Found a little friend in the park.
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His name's Spike.
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I think they're in love.
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