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Whew. Whew.
Ahh ahh.
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Happy holidays,
My sassy snow bunny.
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Hmm. You seem
Happy.
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Oh, why not?
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It's the
Christmas season,
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And I just landed
A holiday job.
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Oh, what's
The job?
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I'm going to be...
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A wrapper.
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Get out of here.
You can't even
Carry a tune.
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No, not rap...
Wrap.
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I'm working down
At the mall,
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Wrapping christmas
Presents.
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I'm surprised anyone's
Going to let you handle...
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Breakables.
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Getting a job
Is all about
Having a good resume,
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Being prepared,
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And having
A professional
Appearance.
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Mm-hmm.
Myra hired you?
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Bingo.
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Ooh. Boss
Gingerbread house.
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Oh, yes.
I like. I like.
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Thanks.
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Touch it and
Spend christmas
In a body cast.
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Well, I wouldn't
Think of it.
It's absolute perfection.
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All except for that...
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That little bare spot
Right there.
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Don't touch it.
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Oh, but, laura, uh--
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Don't touch it.
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Really, it's
Right here. I--
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Steve, I know
Where you sleep.
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Now, laura.
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I know you're worried
That I'm gonna hurt
Your precious little house,
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But, please,
Give me some credit.
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Steve,
Please don't.
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Why? Laura!
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Look what you did.
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Come here.
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Come here!
Whoa!
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There you go.
That's right.
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There you go.
We got it in there.
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Alright.
Not too far.
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Watch the couch.
Whoa, whoa,
Whoa, whoa.
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Okay. Maneuver
A little bit.
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Let me just
Get that door.
Ahh.
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Alright.
There you go.
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She's a beauty,
Huh?
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Yeah, and I
Want to thank you
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For letting me
Cut this tree
Off your property.
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Oh, no problem,
Carl.
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That'll be
$69.95.
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Hey, where
You going?
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I'm kidding.
Stop. Stop.
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Never kid with a man
On a budget.
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Oh, sorry.
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Here we go. Okay.
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Ah. Oh.
There.
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Wow.
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It's my
Christmas gift
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To you
And your family.
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Thank you, willie.
She is beautiful.
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Yeah. Hey, uh...
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Did you get your gift
From commissioner geiss?
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Ha ha ha.
He handed it to me
Personally.
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Ah ha ha ha.
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Me, too.
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Wait a minute.
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I'm captain.
Shouldn't mine
Be bigger?
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Ha ha ha ha ha.
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Well, maybe he took
Looks into account.
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You wanna see
What's inside?
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No, I'd like
To wait till...
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Christmas.
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Ah ha!
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Fudge.
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What a cheapskate!
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After all the work
We've done,
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All the overtime,
Putting our lives
On the line.
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Now what does
The commissioner give us?
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A lousy, stinking
Piece of fudge.
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You want a piece?
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Give me
The nutty part.
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Mmm. Well, I gotta
Get to work...
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Earn my fudge.
Ha ha.
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I want to thank you.
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Hey!
Merry christmas.
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Merry christmas.
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Right.
Okay.
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Hi, honey.
Oh.
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Congratulate me.
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Why?
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I did all my
Christmas shopping
In one day.
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Hey, congratulations.
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And you fit every gift
In that little bag.
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Oh, no. These are
The receipts.
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Oh.
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The truck's bringing
The gifts later.
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But, carl...
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I only have one more
Person to buy for.
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Who?
Steve.
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Oh, don't worry
About him. He's easy.
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Just give steve
Some cheese or
Something with 8 legs,
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And he's happy
As a clam.
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Richard, did I
Ever tell you
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How wonderful
And generous
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Mr. And mrs.
Winslow are?
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God broke the mold
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When he made those
Fine people.
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Oh! I didn't see you
Right there.
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Give it up, 3j,
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I already got
Your present.
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Well, you cannot
Blame a brother
For trying.
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Oh, richie?
Hmm?
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Great news.
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Your mom called today.
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Aunt helen's
Feeling better,
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And so she's gonna
Be here for christmas.
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Really? This is great.
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This will be the best
Christmas ever!
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Yeah!
Yes!
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[glass breaks]
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Well, that's the lights.
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Ma, I spoke
To dr. Fleming.
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He said he can't play
Santa at the mall,
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So you're gonna have
To find somebody else.
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Oh, great.
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Well, what lame excuse
Did he give this time?
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Something about
A heart transplant.
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Oh. He's doing one?
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Mm-mmm. Getting one.
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Gee, honey.
That's really terrible.
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Where you gonna find
Another santa
This short notice?
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[lacking enthusiasm]
Ho ho ho.
Merry christmas.
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Yeah, hi.
How are you?
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Yeah. Yeah,
Hi, how are you?
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Carl, it's christmas.
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Kids don't want to see
A sad sack santa.
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They want to see
A peppy, perky santa.
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Perk it up, carl.
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Mom!
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Ma!
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What, baby?
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Mom, do I really
Have to wear
This stupid outfit?
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Oh, honey,
You look adorable.
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The whole world
Is gonna see me
Dressed like this.
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Oh, honey,
Nobody'll care.
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Cute. Cute.
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Hi, laura.
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Go on and say it.
Give it to me.
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Laura, you have
Any keebler cookies?
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Nice bells.
They look great with
Your pointy shoes.
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Oh, what's the matter?
Take it easy.
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I'm sorry, girl.
I just feel I look like
A fool in this outfit.
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No, you don't.
You just look like
The eighth dwarf...
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Dorky.
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Well, that's one less
Christmas gift
I gotta buy.
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Alright,
Everybody.
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Santa's
Open for business!
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Yay! Yay!
Yay!
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Listen, I gotta go.
See you later.
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Hey, santa's cheating
On mrs. Claus!
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Heh heh heh.
No, son.
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That is mrs. Claus.
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She's just
In civilian clothing.
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Is number 20
Ready yet?
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Just finished it.
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Well, it's about time.
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Huh?
Well, excuse me.
That's 6.95.
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What?
$5.00.
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Oh, it's on the house.
Merry christmas.
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Yeah, that's
What I thought.
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Okay, okay, okay.
Alright.
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Uh, steven,
You just gave
That package away.
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She scared me.
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Listen, sugar plum.
You wrap very well.
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But we can't afford
To spend an hour
And a half per gift.
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Remember, we're
Paid per package.
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Oh, but, snow globe,
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Each package is like
A work of art.
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And art...
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Can't be rushed.
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Well, when your art
Starts hurting
Our honeymoon fund,
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I have to put
My foot down.
[stomps]
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Ooh! Ow!
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Allyson, this is santa.
Santa, this is allyson.
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Hi, santa.
Hello, allyson.
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So, allyson,
What would you like
For christmas?
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I wasn't sure
How you organized
Your inventory,
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So I cross-referenced
My list
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By manufacturer's
Name, product code,
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And suggested
Retail price.
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But first, let's review
Last year's list.
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Oh, okay, uh...
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Give me the bow
From number 8
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And the ribbon
From number...2.
Yes, okay.
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Alright. Yes.
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Ah, no, no,
No, no, wait.
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Actually, the ribbon from 3
Goes better with 6.
200
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What do you think?
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00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:18,058
Uh, I have the answer.
I have the answer.
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The ribbon
From number 8.
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Yes, I love that.
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You like?
I knew you would.
205
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Now we're
Getting somewhere.
Here we go.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Use number 2.
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Number 2. Right.
209
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Okay. Alright.
Number 2.
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It isn't extra
If I use different
Combinations, right?
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No!
212
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What are you doing?
213
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Well, I was just helping
This lovely young--
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You're wasting
Far too much time
On this one customer.
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Now make her pick
A sample and move on.
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But, myra, the customer
Has to be happy.
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Well, that attitude
And your snail's pace
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Will send us
To the poorhouse.
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00:10:05,072 --> 00:10:06,039
Yes, dear.
220
00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,340
And remember...
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Volume, volume,
Volume.
Volume, volume,
Volume.
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Yes, I know.
I know.
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00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:11,511
You know what?
224
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Uh...I've
Changed my mind.
225
00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:16,516
I'm going
To take that back.
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00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:18,285
Well, okay.
227
00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:30,230
Then again,
Mom loves figurines.
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00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:31,865
So there.
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[door opens]
230
00:10:53,921 --> 00:10:56,023
It's really
Coming down out there.
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Yep, it looks like
We're gonna have
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A white christmas
Tomorrow.
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You have any trouble,
Uh, getting home?
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00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:04,297
Oh, no.
Not on my snowmobile.
235
00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:07,600
Hey, 3j, let's
Go make a snowman.
236
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:10,503
No way. Snowball fight.
You and me.
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00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:13,506
You're on, man.
238
00:11:13,573 --> 00:11:15,275
Oh, richie?
Huh?
239
00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:16,476
Your mom called.
240
00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:18,645
Great! When is
She coming?
241
00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:20,580
Oh, honey,
I got bad news.
242
00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:23,016
The detroit airport
Was snowed in,
243
00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:25,552
So she's not going
To be able to make it.
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00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:27,220
I'm sorry, sweetie.
245
00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:38,131
Honey, your mom loves you
Very, very much,
246
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:41,101
And she'd do anything
To be with you.
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00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:44,772
We'll have a wonderful
Christmas anyway.
248
00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:47,707
Thanks, grandma, but...
249
00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:49,676
Without my mom...
250
00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,344
It won't be christmas.
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00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:10,130
[impatient chattering]
252
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,433
Here you be.
253
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:16,770
And I used 2 colored
Ribbons to make it
Extra pretty.
254
00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:18,738
Well, thank you.
It's beautiful.
255
00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:20,941
Did you remember
To take off
The price tag?
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00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:25,278
Oh!
Oh!
257
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,379
[impatient chatter]
258
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,217
Yes, I did.
259
00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,488
Well, brian.
260
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:38,725
I suppose you have a long
List of presents, huh?
261
00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:41,761
Oh, no. I just want
One thing.
262
00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:42,930
Oh, really?
What is it?
263
00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:46,566
A new bike?
A jet ski?
A computer?
264
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:48,368
No.
265
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,503
I want a job
For my dad.
266
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:57,577
A job for your dad?
267
00:12:57,644 --> 00:13:00,080
Yeah. He's not too
Happy right now.
268
00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:03,616
He really needs one.
He's pretending
Everything's okay,
269
00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:05,819
But I know
It bothers him.
270
00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:10,924
You think
You could get him
A job, santa?
271
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:14,494
I want him to be
Happy for christmas.
272
00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:19,099
Well, brian...
I tell you what.
273
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,801
You give this card
To your dad.
274
00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:24,037
This guy, he's
A personal friend of mine.
275
00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:25,472
His name
Is carl winslow.
276
00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:28,375
Nice guy.
Good-looking, too.
277
00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:30,911
But, uh, he probably
Could help your dad.
278
00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:32,045
You think so?
279
00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:33,746
Oh, I know so, brian.
280
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,448
Thanks, santa.
You're welcome.
281
00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:44,524
Hey, dad.
282
00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,593
You think you'll be able
To get his father a job?
283
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:47,794
I sure can.
284
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:49,062
Where? Down at the precinct?
285
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:52,532
No. Down where
I have more pull.
286
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:54,267
The doughnut world.
287
00:13:57,737 --> 00:13:59,472
38!
288
00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:00,908
Where's 37?
289
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:02,209
37? Where's 36?
290
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:04,644
Hold your horses!
I'm doing my best.
291
00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:06,980
Steven, what's
Taking you so long?
292
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:08,815
I'm moving as fast
As I can, myra.
293
00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:10,517
Well, kick it
Into high, baby.
294
00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:32,472
36!
295
00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:35,175
This is a mess.
296
00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:36,309
I'm not paying
For this.
297
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,777
That's right.
298
00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:40,313
This is the most
Unprofessional job
I've ever seen.
299
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,582
Hey! Take your present
And blow.
300
00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:45,518
You and your
Loudmouth wife are
Holding up the line.
301
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:46,719
Hey, shut up.
302
00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:50,057
Oh, yeah?
You want a piece of me,
Christmas boy?
303
00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:52,592
Well, if he doesn't,
I do!
304
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,027
Oh, yeah?
305
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:02,802
Shut up!
306
00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:04,671
Look at yourselves.
307
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,674
Y'all acting like animals.
308
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,242
It's christmas
309
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:13,880
This is the season
To give...
And spread love.
310
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:16,283
It's not about brightly
Wrapped packages.
311
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:19,352
It's about
The generosity
Of the human spirit.
312
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,054
It's about the way
We treat each other
313
00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:25,192
During this special
Time of year.
314
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,294
So what do you say?
315
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:30,363
Why don't we wave
Good-bye to crankiness
316
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:35,402
And say howdy-do
To holiday cheer?
317
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:37,070
Whoo!
318
00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:40,340
Steve: hey!
Let me outta here!
319
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,375
Get back.
Get back here.
320
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:52,652
You're all gonna
Find lumps of coal
In your stockings.
321
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,321
Stevie, I feel awful.
322
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:57,290
Well, if you feel
Feel so awful,
Why did you help them?
323
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:02,662
I got caught up
In the moment.
324
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,800
I'm sorry.
325
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:09,236
I let you down.
326
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:13,040
No, I'm the one
Who's sorry.
I pushed way too hard.
327
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:16,176
No, I'm sorry. I was
Going much too slow.
328
00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:18,845
No, really,
I'm the one who's sorry.
329
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:21,114
I was too quick
To criticize.
330
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:23,116
I'm sorry, and let's
Just leave it at that.
331
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:24,617
Do not cut me off!
332
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,453
Okay...Whoa!
333
00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:31,691
Well, as long
As you're down there...
334
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,908
Santa came!
Santa came!
335
00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:50,177
3j: where is he?
Where is he?
336
00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:51,844
He was here.
He was here.
He was here!
337
00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:53,846
Merry christmas,
Everybody.
338
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:56,083
Merry christmas,
Big guy.
339
00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:57,317
Harriette: merry christmas,
Mother winslow.
340
00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:59,186
Merry christmas,
Honey.
341
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,421
Hey, we should just
Go open our presents.
342
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:03,890
Alright. But it's
Not gonna be the same
343
00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:05,358
Without my mom
Watching me.
344
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:09,629
Where's eddie?
345
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:12,265
Oh, he left a note
On the christmas tree.
346
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:14,201
He had to pick up
A gift.
347
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,502
On christmas day?
348
00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,537
The only thing open
Is 7-eleven.
349
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:21,374
Uh, I guess I'm
Getting the same thing
I got last year...
350
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:23,076
A slurpee.
351
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:28,515
Hey, I declare open season
On all presents.
352
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:31,851
Carl, harriette, wait.
I'm going to get you
Your gift from me.
353
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:33,986
Oh.
354
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,055
I can't wait.
355
00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:39,126
Here it is.
356
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:41,994
Oh, let's see.
Steve.
357
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,596
What is that?
358
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,833
Ahh.
359
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:50,870
Oh, steve,
It's beautiful.
360
00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:52,305
Thank you.
361
00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:54,341
Well, I know how much
You love them,
362
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,809
So I just knew it would
Make the perfect gift.
363
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:58,411
Oh, carl.
364
00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,480
Well, you know
Something, steve?
365
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:02,982
There is only
One thing wrong
With this photograph.
366
00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:04,584
Well, what's that?
367
00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:06,119
You're not in it.
368
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,188
Ah, oh.
369
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:10,690
Oh...Oh, darn.
370
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:13,460
You're gonna make me
Bawl like a baby.
371
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:14,494
I need tissue.
372
00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:17,029
[snorts]
373
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,865
Harriette?
What?
374
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,367
I didn't get steve
Anything.
375
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,468
What?
376
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:24,137
Well, carl, we gotta
Give him something.
377
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:25,605
That fudge from
Commissioner geiss.
378
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,809
[loud blow]
379
00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:33,146
Oh, steve?
380
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:34,947
Here's something
For you.
381
00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:36,816
Whoo.
382
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:39,286
Hark the herald
Angels sing.
383
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:41,087
What can it be?
384
00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:42,489
Well, open it up, steve.
385
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:43,756
Yeah, okay.
386
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,698
Oh, my god!
387
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:54,401
Oh, my god!
388
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:58,971
A sterling silver pen.
389
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:02,642
Ster-ster-
Ster-ster-
Ster-ster-
390
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,344
Sterling silver?
391
00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:06,479
Oh, why, these cost
At least 200 bucks.
392
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:07,947
But, of course,
You know that.
393
00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:11,418
T-t-two--two...
Oh, my god!
394
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:12,652
2--2--
Hundred?
395
00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:14,153
Dollars!
396
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:19,226
Oh, carl, I...
397
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:20,760
Are you crying?
398
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,729
For joy, steve.
For joy.
399
00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:29,569
Hey, son.
400
00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:31,070
Hey, eddie.
Merry christmas.
401
00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:32,205
Hey! Merry christmas,
Everybody.
402
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:33,906
Merry christmas,
Baby.
403
00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:35,375
Eddie, where
Have you been?
404
00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:37,043
Didn't you read
My note, mom?
405
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:38,678
I had to pick up
A present.
406
00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:39,746
Then
Where is it?
407
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:40,880
Right here.
408
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:44,851
Richie!
409
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,386
Mom!
410
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,325
Eddie drove
All night to get me
411
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:54,093
So I could be here
With you today.
412
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,228
This is great.
413
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:56,663
I thought you
Weren't gonna make it.
414
00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:59,832
Honey, the way eddie drove,
I didn't think so either.
415
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,735
Sis!
Oh, rachel.
416
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:03,736
How did you make it
417
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:05,638
All the way to detroit
In this blizzard?
418
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:09,442
Easy. I tailgated
A snowplow.
419
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:12,512
Thank you, eddie.
420
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:14,113
Hey, man.
421
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:16,316
It wouldn't be christmas
If the whole family
Wasn't here, now, would it?
422
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:17,350
No.
Nah.
423
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:18,851
Hey, eddie?
424
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,320
Thank you.
425
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:33,400
Harriette: oh, hey.
That's wonderful.
426
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:45,345
* o, holy night *
427
00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:49,849
* the stars are
Brightly shining *
428
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:52,118
* it is the night *
429
00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:58,124
* of our dear
Savior's birth *
430
00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:01,428
* long lay the world *
431
00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:05,832
* in sin and error pining *
432
00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:08,301
* till he appeared *
433
00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:14,441
* and the soul
Felt its worth *
434
00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:21,314
* fall on your knees *
435
00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:28,321
* o hear,
Hear the angels' voices *
436
00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:35,161
* o night divine *
437
00:21:35,227 --> 00:21:38,898
* o night *
438
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:43,636
* o night divine *
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