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Thursday!
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Friday!
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Saturday!
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Yeah.
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Hey, steve!
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Hey, eddo.
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[sniffing]
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What is this?
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Has my schnozzola
Detected
The heavenly scent
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Of cluster buster
Candy bars?
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Man, you actually
Like these things?
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Like these things?!
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Hoh! They are delish!
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Plus cluster busters
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Contain twice the
U.S. Recommended daily
Allowance of fat.
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Hmm. Hmph.
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Uggh. Man, this stuff
Tastes like dog food.
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It does not.
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Dog food is saltier.
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You just plain nasty, steve.
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If you don't like
The taste of them, why
Did you buy so many?
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Because they're sponsoring
A half court shot contest
At a clippers game.
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Sink a basket,
Win a million bucks.
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Wowser! A million bucks!
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But to take the shot,
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First you got to find
The golden wrapper inside
A cluster buster bar.
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Oh, neato. Oh, boy!
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With that kind
Of moola, I could
Soup up my isetta,
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Ooh! I could commission
A sculpture of myself
In cheese.
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Oh, oh, oh! And then
I could donate the rest
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To buying bug feeders
For all the national
Parks.
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Steve, people like you
Don't deserve to win money.
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Man! Nothing!
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Well, I guess I have
To go buy another case.
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See ya in a minute.
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Eddo, maybe I
Should try my luck.
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Here, here, here.
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I could have it
Right here
The whole time.
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You actually keep a candy bar
In your wallet?
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Don't you?
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Oh! I could have
The golden wrapper
Right here.
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Steve...
Give it up.
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Man, I've opened up
A couple hundred
Of those things,
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And there's no way--
Aah! Aah! Aah!
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I found it!
I found it!
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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Aah! I found it!
I found it! Aah!
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I found it!
Aah!
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I don't believe this.
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I don't believe this.
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I'm rich!
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You got to make
The basket first.
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I'm potentially rich!
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You know, daddy,
I am so proud of you,
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Having a healthy
Protein breakfast.
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Hey, when I make up my mind
To start eating better,
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Nothing can stop me.
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Ooh! Heh heh.
This needs something.
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Hmm, what, what, what?
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Oh, I know,
Bacon and eggs.
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Oh, honey,
You look great.
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Ah, well, thank you.
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I want to look nice
For my new boss.
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Ma, you nervous?
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Nervous? I've had
New bosses before.
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Why would I be nervous?
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Uh, well, ma,
If you're not nervous,
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Then why are you
Pouring orange juice
Into my cereal?
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Oh, because you need
More vitamin c.
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Harriette, you're
Gonna be just fine.
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Your boss is going
To love you.
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Of course I'm gonna be fine.
I'm cool as a cucumber.
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Sweetheart...
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Eh...
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Why are you watering
The plants with coffee?
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Oh, 'cause they
Hate tea.
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Well, alright.
Alright.
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Maybe I am just
A little bit nervous.
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But the office grapevine
Has it that mr. Benner
Is really tough.
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Come here, sweetheart.
Come on now. Relax.
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Mr. Benner is very lucky
To have harriette winslow
In his department.
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Well, I think so,
Anyway.
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Yeah, aside from
That orange juice thing,
You've got it going on.
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Good morning, everyone.
Please take a seat.
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I am derrick benner,
The new head buyer
For ferguson's,
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But don't think of me
As your boss, we're a team.
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So think of me
As your coach,
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And this coach
Likes to win.
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Now, I believe that everyone
Has something important
To contribute to the team.
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So if you've got
Any suggestions,
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Don't be afraid
To speak up.
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Ah, I like his style.
I've got lots of ideas.
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Go ahead, slugger.
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Kevin samuels,
Home furnishings.
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I got a real winner
Here, coach.
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I think we should offer
A line of orthopedic furniture.
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You know, chairs to support
The back and neck and spine?
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Kevin, orthopedic chairs
Are used mostly
By the elderly,
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And the elderly
Generally live on
A limited income.
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They don't spend money.
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So, kev...
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I would have to say
Your idea
Is pretty stupid.
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I believe you had
Your hand raised.
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Did you have
A suggestion?
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Oh, no.
I was just stretching.
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Mm, mm, mm, mm.
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Grant hill. 6'8"
Of beautiful,
Delicious black man.
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Why can't they all
Be like you?
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What?
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A kiss?
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But I hardly know you.
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Well, okay.
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But only because I
Hate to see you beg.
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It's my fault, man.
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I mean, as your manager,
I should've known better.
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Now, eddo, really.
You're being too hard
On yourself.
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No, no, man. We really
Should've picked
A basketball court
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Further away
From the javelin field,
You know? I mean...
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Now, look,
Take a load off.
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I'm gonna get
A fresh basketball.
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We'll be back on the court
In less than 5 minutes.
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Right. Take a load off. I'm
Taking a load off.
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Steve, have you guys
Been practicing
Half-court shots all day?
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Since 5 a.M.
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Ahh...That feels
So...Good.
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Cool...Refreshing...
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Eddie.
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What's up?
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You're pushing him
Too hard.
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By the time you guys
Get to l.A.,
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He's gonna be
Too tired
To make the shot.
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Laura, do you understand
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That there's
A million dollars riding
On steve making this shot?
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Oh, but, eddo--ow, aah.
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Eddo, I'm in so much pain.
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My back aches,
My arm burns,
My feet hurt.
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Oh, even my tushy's tender.
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[tweet]
Aah! What?
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Come on, steve.
Let's go.
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Back to the court.
Hustle up. Hustle up.
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Okay. Okay.
Come on!
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Okay. Okay. Oh, oh, okay.
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Oh, eddo, really,
I don't think there's any way
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I can make it all the way
To that door.
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Yo, bro!
No problemo!
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You see?
I got your back.
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That's what brothers
Are for.
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What are you
Gonna do, eddo?
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I'm here for you.
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Oh, eddo...
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I don't think me
And this chair are
Gonna fit in your car.
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Well, I'll just
Tie you on top.
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Alright, team.
There are a few issues
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I would like
To address today.
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James.
Oh, god.
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Why is the shipment of
Children's clothing late?
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Well, uh, that w-w--
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What's the matter, jimmy,
Cat got your tongue?
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Or are your dentures
Slipping again?
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I-I'm sorry, sir.
Our carrier
Was on strike.
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Then you should've found
Another carrier.
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Maybe it's time we retire
Your jersey, gramps.
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I-it'll never
Happen again.
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It had better not.
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This is a department store,
Not leisure world.
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Oh. I just know that
I am gonna be next.
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Harriette winslow.
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Yes!
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Sorry.
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How long have you been
Our housewares buyer?
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5 months, mr. Benner.
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Well, you seem
Pretty sharp.
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I've heard some
Nice things about you.
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Well, thank you, sir.
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But I have gone over
Your inventory,
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And I've noticed that
A lot of what you bought
Isn't even on display.
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Well, sir, we're
Remodeling to make room
For more display space.
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And just how long
Is this remodeling
Going to take?
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Well, we should be finished
By the end of the week.
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We can't sell
What the customer
Doesn't see.
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I want it finished
By tomorrow.
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Mr. Benner,
I don't think--
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Exactly.
You don't think.
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Well, excuse me,
Mr. Benner--
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You know, I am not
Exactly a happy camper
Right now.
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And a little down-sizing
Might just make me
Feel better.
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So tell me, harriette,
Is there anything more
You'd like to say?
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No. I guess not.
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I didn't think so.
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Hey, honey.
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Hi, carl.
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My goodness.
You sure pulled
A late one tonight.
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Yeah, I know.
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Oof! My staff and I
Did 3 days' work
In one night.
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Mr. Benner is tougher
Than you thought, huh?
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He's a tyrant, carl.
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Well, how?
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He's verbally abusive.
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He attacks people
Personally, carl.
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Today, he called me
A loser.
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A loser?
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Well, I got a good mind
To go down to ferguson's
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And give mr. Benner
A lesson in manners.
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What are you
Gonna do, carl?
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Arrest the man
For being an idiot?
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Well, I don't care.
Nobody talks to my wife
That way.
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Oh, thank you, honey.
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But I'm gonna
Have to handle
This one myself.
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Your going down there
Is only gonna
Make matters worse.
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Well, what are
You gonna do,
Sweetheart?
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I don't know, carl.
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I'm so tense, I can't
Even think straight.
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My stomach's
Always in knots,
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And the only good thing
About all this stress is
That I've lost 5 pounds.
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Well, sweetheart,
Why don't you just leave?
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You can be a buyer
At any department store.
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Carl, I don't want
A new job.
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I put in four years
At fergusons.
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Well, if it's gonna
Make you come home
Every night
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With knots
In your stomach,
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Is it really worth it?
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Honey, listen, I appreciate
Your being on my side,
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But we need both
Of our incomes.
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We have children to feed,
College tuitions,
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A mortgage, 2 car notes.
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I guess I have no choice
But to do things benner's way.
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Not if I find out that
He has some outstanding
Parking tickets.
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Thank you, honey.
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Steve: I don't know
If I can do this, eddo.
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I think I got
A little jet lag.
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Don't worry
About it, steve.
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Stay focus on the goal
And put the ball
In the hole.
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I feel a gas--
Come on, now.
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Stay lose, baby.
Stay lose.
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Eddie: keep it warm.
Keep it warm.
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I'll help you.
Okay, okay. Right.
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But I shoot
With my right arm.
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Oh!
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[buzzer]
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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We begin our half-time
Presentation
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With the cluster buster
Million-dollar half court
Shot contest.
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Tonight's contestant going
For the million-dollar payday
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Is steven q. Urkel.
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00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:31,811
Go on!
246
00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:35,883
Hey, look.
There they are.
247
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,817
I see 'em.
I see 'em.
248
00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:48,896
Steve, congratulations on
Finding the cluster buster
Golden wrapper.
249
00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:52,900
Hah...Hah,
Thank you, fred.
250
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:55,768
It's a pleasure to be
Here in los angeles.
251
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:59,439
The clippers are one
Of my favorite teams.
252
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:02,842
Are you nervous?
253
00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:05,378
Thank you, fred.
254
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:08,815
It's a pleasure to be
Here in los angeles.
255
00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:12,785
The clippers are one
Of my favorite teams.
256
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,722
He looks
A little nervous.
257
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:20,393
Remember,
Cluster buster bars
Are not only delicious,
258
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:27,300
They also provide
Twice the u.S. Recommended
Daily allowance of fat.
259
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:30,971
Hey, hey, hey.
What's happening?
What's happening?
260
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:33,440
My name is eddie
"Money" winslow.
261
00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:35,742
As steve's agent,
I have something to say
262
00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:40,480
To all you oh-so-fine,
Gold-diggin', material
Shallow girls.
263
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:45,385
Check us out. Y'all
Can meet us around back
At about 15, right?
264
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:50,190
And now, on behalf
Of cluster buster bars,
265
00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:53,560
Take your one and only shot.
266
00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:56,396
Here you go, steve.
You got it, baby.
267
00:14:56,463 --> 00:15:00,433
You can shoot, baby.
You got it, baby.
You got it, baby.
268
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:03,003
You the man.
269
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,973
You think
He can make it?
270
00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:09,242
Please. Your grandmother
Has a better chance
Of making this shot.
271
00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:30,563
Crowd: shoot the ball!
272
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:48,081
[crowd cheers]
273
00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:27,654
Did I do that?
274
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,122
Who else?
275
00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:31,391
Who else?
276
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:42,635
I swear to god.
I'm gonna wring
Your neck, man.
277
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:43,670
Where--where
Are you going?
278
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:45,205
Steve!
I'm gonna whip you.
279
00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:47,307
You didn't bring me
All the way out here
From chicago...
280
00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:54,981
Okay, team. I'd like
To begin today's meeting
By thanking harriette
281
00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:59,086
For completing
The housewares renovation
Ahead of schedule.
282
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:05,258
Well, thank you, sir.
My staff worked
Long and hard.
283
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:08,828
I guess that explains
All this overtime
They put in for.
284
00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:10,930
Well, sir, we had to work
Quite late into the night
285
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,732
In order to make
Your deadline.
286
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:16,236
Oh, so now, it's my fault that
Ferguson is charged with all
This overtime?
287
00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:18,338
Well, sir, I'm not blaming
Anybody for it. All I'm saying--
288
00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:20,840
Good. Because I'm not
Going to approve it.
289
00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:22,175
Mr. Benner...
290
00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:25,345
Ferguson's will not pay
For your mismanagement.
291
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,182
Mismanagement?
292
00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:32,485
It's not a good day
To ask for a raise.
293
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:36,156
Is there something
You'd like to share
With us, susan?
294
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,890
Uh, no, sir.
295
00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,126
Why don't you share
With us
296
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:41,994
Why cosmetics sales
Are down 10%?
297
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:46,633
Well, we always
Have a small slump
Before the holidays.
298
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,067
Oh, is that it?
299
00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:51,804
Or is it that women
Take one look at you
And swear off makeup?
300
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:57,344
Alright. Okay.
That's it.
You've gone far enough.
301
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,546
Mr. Benner,
When you came here,
302
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,914
You had a reputation
For being tough.
303
00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:03,350
And I can handle tough.
304
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,186
But you don't stop at tough,
You go to cruel.
305
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:08,255
I will not tolerate
This insubordination.
306
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:10,790
Apologize right now,
Ms. Winslow, or you're
Out of here.
307
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:14,927
Apologize? You're the one
Who needs to apologize,
Mr. Benner,
308
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:18,231
To susan, kevin, james, me,
And everyone else
That you've insulted.
309
00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:19,966
I am not here
To win friends.
310
00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:22,402
Duh! That's obvious, sir.
311
00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:24,571
Mr. Benner,
When you came here,
312
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:26,773
You told us that
We were a team...
313
00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:28,308
And that you
Were our coach.
314
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:31,043
Well, sir,
A good coach is suppose
To encourage his team,
315
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,612
Not destroy their confidence.
316
00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:35,215
A good coach
Gets the best
From his players.
317
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:38,718
Oh, but, coach,
You fumbled the ball.
318
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,553
Mr. Benner, you
Seem to have forgotten
319
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,756
That we're not just
Employees. We're people.
320
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:45,258
And we have feelings.
321
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:50,163
The only person around here
Who's not doing their job,
Sir, is you.
322
00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:58,238
You're fired.
323
00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:01,974
Ooh, that felt good.
324
00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:03,710
I quit!
325
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:05,345
That felt better.
326
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:20,327
Carl, I quit.
327
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:22,195
I can't believe it.
I quit.
328
00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:23,730
Well, sweetheart,
You had to.
329
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:24,697
You had no other choice.
330
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:27,800
But, carl, I don't
Have a job anymore.
331
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:30,870
Sweetheart,
You got something
Much more important.
332
00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:33,172
You got your
Self-respect.
333
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:36,276
[telephone rings]
334
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,146
Hello.
335
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:43,250
No! Yes. Yes.
Just a second.
336
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:44,917
Mr. Ferguson.
337
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:46,286
Mr. Ferguson?
338
00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:51,558
Mr. Ferguson,
What a surprise.
339
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:52,625
Uh-huh.
340
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:54,527
Uh-huh.
341
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,529
What'd he say?
What'd he say?
342
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:57,830
Uh-huh.
343
00:19:57,897 --> 00:19:58,698
Uh, I see.
344
00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:00,066
What do you see?
What do you see?
345
00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:02,369
Well, sir, if that's
The way you feel.
346
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:06,205
How does he feel?
How does he feel?
347
00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:08,241
Well, he said he spoke
To some of my coworkers
348
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:10,477
And decided to fire
Mr. Benner.
349
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,512
Then you got
Your old job back!
350
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:13,380
No.
351
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:14,781
Oh, I'm sorry, honey.
352
00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:17,717
I got a brand-new job,
Benner's. Ha ha ha!
353
00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:19,452
You're the head buyer!
354
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:30,630
I don't believe you,
Steve urkel.
355
00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:33,933
Boy, who would've thought
356
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,804
One of those scoreboards
Would cost
A million dollars?
357
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,839
You know,
You are the only person
In the world
358
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:43,410
That can win and lose
A million dollars
In one minute.
359
00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:45,878
Well, I didn't mean
To hit the scoreboard.
360
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:46,746
It was an accident.
361
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,247
Haven't you ever
Made a mistake?
362
00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:50,216
Not a million-dollar one.
Get up the stairs.
363
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:51,551
How long are you going
To keep saying that?
364
00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:53,152
Don't you push me.
Till the day you die,
365
00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:56,323
Which might be sooner
Than you think.
Get up the stairs.
366
00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:57,824
God's gonna punish you
For that.
367
00:20:57,890 --> 00:20:59,025
[doorbell rings]
368
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,493
That's him right now.
369
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,499
Pushing me.
It was a mistake!
370
00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:10,403
Oh!
371
00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:12,171
Oh, mr. Denton!
372
00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:14,173
Mr. Cluster buster
Himself.
373
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,308
Hello, steven.
374
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:17,544
Oh, come on in.
Come on in.
375
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,946
What brings you
To our humble abode?
376
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:22,949
Well, young man,
There's been a terrible
Accounting error.
377
00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:25,385
It turns out it didn't
Cost a million dollars
378
00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:27,019
To replace
The scoreboard.
379
00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:28,621
Hah hahh!
380
00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:31,023
I knew that was
A high estimate...
381
00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:32,325
And I should know,
382
00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:35,395
Because I've destroyed
A lot of things.
383
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:39,165
Well, I'm here because
Cluster buster wants
To make things right.
384
00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:40,767
Well, let's make it right.
385
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:43,603
Whoo-hoo! Bring on
The moola. How much?
How much? What? What?
386
00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:46,906
$200? Oh, no, no.
300,000? How much?
387
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,642
Not exactly. $4.38.
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