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Jackpot!
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A caramel.
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Whoo!
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[muttering angrily]
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Well, hey, eddo.
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Well, what set off
Your cranky meter?
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Laura.
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My former sister.
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Uh, what happened?
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Okay, check this out.
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I'm in the college
Lunchroom,
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And I'm hanging
With greta and some
Of her finest friends.
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I mean,
They fine, man.
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When all of a sudden,
Laura walks by,
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And she drops a fake spider
In my mashed potatoes.
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Well, I see the spider,
And I start screaming
Like an old lady.
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The girls all just start
Busting up laughing at me,
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Eddie wiiinslow.
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That laura is a hoot.
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It's not funny, steve.
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Of course not.
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I guess I'm just used to
Beautiful women laughing at me.
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[doorbell rings]
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Eh.
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You ordered pizza?
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Yes sir-reeny.
Double trout.
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That'll be 15 bucks.
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Alright.
Here.
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What, man, no tip?
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Oh.
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Here,
Take a caramel.
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Hot-hot-hot
Hot-hot-hot-hot!
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Say, man,
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Don't I know you?
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Yeah.
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I'm rick matthews.
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I went out with your sister
A couple of times
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Way back
In junior high.
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Yeah, yeah.
How's laura doing?
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Oh, she's good.
She's real good.
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Well, uh,
Tell her hi for me.
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Oh--wait, wait
Wait, wait, wait.
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Hold up, man.
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You know, uh...
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Laura talks about you
All the time.
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I've never heard
This, brother,
In my whole--
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Rick: you serious?
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Oh, yeah,
Yeah, man.
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I mean,
It's rick this
And rick that.
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Hey, if you ask me,
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I think she's still
Got a thang for you,
You know?
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Really?
Mm-hmm.
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Why didn't she
Let me know?
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Well, you see, rick,
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Laura is very,
Very shy.
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Mmm, you know. And if
You plan to get
Anywhere with her,
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I mean, you're gonna
Have to be more forward.
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Is she seeing anybody
Right now?
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Well, yeah,
Stefan.
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Shut up.
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She don't like him.
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I mean, it's been over
For a long time now,
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But the poor guy
Just cannot take a hint.
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Ohhhhhh!
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That's you!
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Heh heh heh heh.
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Now, why don't
You drop by, maybe
Late friday night,
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Then you could do
Some hinting
Of your own, huh?
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Know what
I'm sayin'? Ha!
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I think I will.
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Yeah!
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Thanks, man.
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Hey, you got it, man.
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Right on!
Alright.
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Hee hee hee!
Ha ha!
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Hey, hey, hey.
Doughnuts, everybody.
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Enjoy.
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What's the occasion,
Carl?
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No occasion.
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Can't a guy
Just bring
Doughnuts?
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Well, it's just--
You've been in
The precinct for 21 years,
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And you never brought in
Doughnuts before.
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Well, I've been
Meaning to.
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I don't suppose
This has anything to do
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With that captain's position
They're looking to fill.
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Nah, they'll probably
Give it to kellner.
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Kellner? I mean, nice guy,
But he's going nowhere
With that eczema.
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Look,
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Everybody in the precinct knows
That you're the most qualified.
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Commissioner:
Good morning, all.
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Good morning,
Commissioner.
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You got a minute?
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Oh, yes, sir.
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Commissioner:
In here.
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Well, I wonder what
The commissioner
Could want...With me.
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Ha ha ha!
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Carl, I've got
A very important job
For you.
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Thank you, sir.
I am honored.
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I will be
The best captain
I can possibly be.
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Captain? Who said
Anything about
A captain?
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You're not gonna be
The new captain.
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I'm not, sir?
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No, sir.
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Well, who is?
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My son.
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Your son?
Yeah, cliff.
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He's a lieutenant
Over at the 24th,
Bumping him up.
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I want you to be
His right-hand man
And show him the ropes.
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Well--
Here he is.
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Oh, hi, dad.
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Carl,
I want you to meet
Your new captain,
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Cliff geiss.
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Cliff, this is
Carl winslow.
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- oh, great to meet you.
- same here.
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Now, listen, you want to know
How anything works around here,
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Carl's your man.
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Look, I'm late for lunch
With the mayor.
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I've gotta run.
Settle in, son.
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Oh, thanks dad.
Bye.
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Oh, uh--
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Oh, no--
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Well, you--
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Oh, uh--
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Well, if you--
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Oh, okay.
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Right there.
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Oh, boy, what a morning.
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I had a heck of a time
Figuring out
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Whether I should have
Decaf or regular.
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Oh, really? Why?
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Well, I was
A nervous nellie, so
I thought maybe decaf.
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But I didn't catch
A wink of sleep
All night,
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So then I'm figuring, okay
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Regular, huh?
Get all the pistons
Pumping there.
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But then I thought,
Well, now I don't want
To be too pumped up
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The first day
On a new job.
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But then I thought, hey,
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Maybe pumped up is good.
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What did you decide?
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I'll let you know.
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Hey...
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Geiss is making
His son the captain?
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Oh, yeah.
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Mister I couldn't make
A simple desicion
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If you life depended on it.
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This is outright nepotism, man.
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Tell me about it.
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You know, willy.
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Carl winslow's
A good cop.
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I've been loyal
Through and through.
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But they just
Overlooked that.
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It hurts.
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[doorbell rings]
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I'll get it.
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Don't move.
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Hi, eddie.
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Hey, rick, my man.
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Come on in.
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Hey, baby.
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Whoo.
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Rick. Hi.
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Oh, alright.
Here.
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Whoa, you are shy.
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Uh...Long time
No see. Uh-huh.
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Uh, you know, eddie.
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Uh, and this is...
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Stefan.
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Right. Um,
And I'm laura,
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But, of course,
You already
Know that.
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Whoo.
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What's going on here?
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Oh, uh, rick's
An old friend.
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Uh, ahem.
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Isn't he an old
Boyfriend, huh?
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Boyfriend?
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Uh-huh.
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How long ago?
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Oh, long,
Long time ago.
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I was still carrying my facts
Of life lunchbox.
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Uh, by the way,
What are you
Doing here?
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Changing your life,
Baby.
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Oh, no, he didn't.
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Come on. Eddie told me
That you wanted
To drop this guy.
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He did?
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You did?
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Why?
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Because he said that
You still had a thang
For me, baby.
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Rick, ha ha.
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It's obvious you got
Some misinformation,
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Because, you see,
Laura is my woman.
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So basically,
You can...Leave.
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Man, you need
To take the hint
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And learn how to let go.
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Brother, if I let go,
You're going to be
The first to know.
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Whoo! Okay, okay, okay.
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Wait a minute, wait,
Okay, alright.
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Uh, look,
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Uh, rick, I never
Said that I wanted
To drop stefan.
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Stefan, I did not say
I still had a thang
For rick.
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And, eddie, why did
You tell him that?
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Heh heh heh heh,
Laura.
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It's just a little thing
That I like to call...
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Payback. Ha ha ha.
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Gotcha.
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Oh, you got me.
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And now,
I'm gonna get you.
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So, uh, you want
To step outside?
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Hey, it's just
Me and you.
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Won't mess up my clothes
For that fool.
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* let me take you to
Funkytown *
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* let me take you to
Funkytown *
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* let me take you to
Funkytown *
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* let me take you to
Funkytown *
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Hey, where's eddo?
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What in the name
Of the mod squad
Are you wearing?
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Unable to hone in
On my new image,
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I thought I'd swing the new,
Retro-groovy look.
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* let me take you to *
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* funkytown *
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00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:04,471
Well, you crashed and burned.
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I hear you.
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00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:07,641
'cause this polyester
Is making me sweat
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00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:10,878
In places I never knew
I even had.
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Anyhoo,
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00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:17,017
I'm throwing a big 21st
Birthday party for eddo.
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00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:17,885
Who's coming?
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00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,787
I have no idea.
For some reason,
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Eddo's never introduced me
To his friends.
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00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,462
Uh, would his
Address book help?
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Darn tootin'.
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00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:33,466
Oh, I'm sure
It's over there
In his knapsack.
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Oh, why--
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Full of all sorts of
Useful names and numbers.
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Capital idea,
Laura lee.
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Here it is.
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All of his nearest
And dearest.
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Wow, eddo has
A whole book
For his friends.
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I just have
A post-it.
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00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:54,755
Thanks, guys.
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Eddie is gonna
Be so surprised.
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* let me take you to
Funkytown *
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00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:10,237
Girl, tell me
That was not eddie's
Little black book.
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00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:11,705
Oh, it sure was.
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00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:16,443
Wait till he sees
All his ex-girlfriends
At his birthday party.
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00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:17,845
Surprise!
Surprise!
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00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:20,380
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
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00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,352
[telephone rings]
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00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:28,355
Hello, eighth precinct.
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00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:30,323
What?
250
00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:32,492
Yeah, okay.
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00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:34,127
Alright, keep me posted.
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00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:37,130
What do you got?
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00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:37,965
Hey, captain?
254
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,299
Yeah, what do
You got?
255
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,234
That was stan fisher,
Park supervisor.
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00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:43,837
He said the 15th street gang
Is gathering at mission park.
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00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:48,141
Gangs. Aw, wow.
We ought to
Do something.
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00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:52,312
What do you
Recommend, sir?
259
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,982
Uh, well...Uh,
The captain's
Manual says
260
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,750
That I can call for
Extra patrol cars,
261
00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:58,986
Or--or we could put
The precinct
On riot alert
262
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:02,055
Or call in
The gang task force.
263
00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:04,291
Maybe I should
Send in the gang
Task force.
264
00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:07,227
Unless, of course,
You feel their presence
Might incite a riot.
265
00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:10,163
Oh, right. Let's not
Send them in.
266
00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:12,866
[telephone rings]
267
00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,868
Eighth precinct.
268
00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:16,870
Yeah, hold on.
269
00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:19,172
The raptors are gathering
On the other side
Of the park.
270
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:22,242
Captain, the raptors
And the 15th street gang
271
00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:24,477
Have been warring
For the last 10 years.
272
00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:26,513
Well, let's hope
For the best.
273
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,515
Maybe they won't
Spot each other.
274
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:29,917
They just spotted
Each other.
275
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,420
Oh, boy, oh, boy,
Oh, boy.
276
00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:35,122
Hey, captain,
277
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:37,024
Both sides are armed,
And they're moving
Towards each other.
278
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,992
Captain, something
Has got to be done,
279
00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:40,527
And it's got
To be done now.
280
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:41,829
Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
281
00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:44,297
I can...Send in some
Extra patrol cars.
282
00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,199
No, then I'd have
To pull them off
283
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,635
That rock concert over
At the united center.
284
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:50,070
But, then again,
285
00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:52,906
I've got
A potential gang war
On my hands here.
286
00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:55,175
And we can use all
The units we can get.
287
00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:57,010
I can't let 2 gangs
Just go to war
288
00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:59,112
In the middle
Of a park.
289
00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:03,984
What'll I do, carl?
290
00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:06,954
You're the captain, sir.
291
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,956
Yeah, I know, but...
292
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,557
If I make
The wrong decision,
293
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,292
Innocent people
Could get hurt.
294
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:14,561
Help me.
295
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,335
Okay, captain, um,
If it were me,
296
00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:25,205
I would send in 4 units.
They should be low-profile,
297
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:28,275
And I would keep
The gang task force
Standing by.
298
00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:31,211
I'm gonna call the reverend
Lawrence adams.
299
00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:32,445
You're calling
A minister?
300
00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:33,613
Yeah.
301
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,248
He's right across
From the park.
302
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,284
He knows
Both gang leaders
Pretty well,
303
00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:38,952
And maybe
He can talk to them
304
00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:41,121
To defuse
The situation
Before it explodes.
305
00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:42,155
Good idea.
306
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:43,356
Thank you.
307
00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,171
So, brandy,
308
00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,007
How do you know
The birthday boy?
309
00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:02,209
I dated eddie
My junior year
In high school.
310
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:05,078
Hmm. Well--well,
That can't be.
311
00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:06,980
That whole year,
He dated a girl
Named oneisha.
312
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:08,181
Who's oneisha?
313
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:10,250
You don't know
Oneisha?
314
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:12,185
Oneisha!
315
00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:18,458
Come here.
Meet and greet.
316
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:19,726
Yes?
317
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:22,295
You will never
Believe this,
318
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:26,533
But you and brandy here
Were dating eddo
At the same time.
319
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:30,303
Really?
320
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:31,972
I'll kill him.
321
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:34,141
After I do.
322
00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:37,110
Here he comes.
Everybody hide.
323
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,479
Okay, hide, hide, hide.
Come on, come on.
324
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:42,382
Oh, come on. You can do
Better than that.
325
00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:47,887
Aw, oh, you--
326
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:52,792
Surprise!
327
00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:54,327
Ha ha!
328
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:11,979
Eddie, who are
All these women?
329
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,082
What women?
330
00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:18,885
Aren't they
All your old
Girlfriends?
331
00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:20,587
Old girlfriends?
332
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:26,994
* happy birthday
To you *
333
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:33,066
* happy birthday
To you *
334
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:35,868
Come on, everybody.
Join in.
335
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:42,075
* happy birthday,
Dear eddo *
336
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:47,514
Okay, now just
The girls.
337
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,285
* happy birthday
To you *
338
00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:58,958
Yay!
339
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:05,065
Who planned this?
340
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:06,433
Uh, that'd be me.
341
00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:14,041
It's my little gift
To my best bud eddo.
342
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:17,210
[chuckling]
343
00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:20,013
Steve, are you
Out of your mind?
344
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,981
You invited all
My ex-girlfriends.
345
00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:23,683
I'm sorry,
I had no idea.
346
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,286
What am I
Supposed to do, huh?
347
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:29,789
Well, if I were you,
I would open
Your presents
348
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:32,192
Very carefully.
349
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,997
Attention! Attention!
350
00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:42,069
I mistakenly invited all
Of eddie's ex-gal pals.
351
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:44,071
Okay, now, I know
352
00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:46,506
You all gave your hearts
To eddie,
353
00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:50,243
And all he gave you in
Return was the heave-ho...
354
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:54,281
Dumpster city,
The old booteroonie,
355
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:59,119
But I say, let's let
Bygones be bygones,
356
00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:01,554
Wish the e-man here
A happy birthday,
357
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,290
And have some cake.
358
00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:28,981
Steve,
What in the world
359
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,118
Possessed you...
360
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:34,987
To invite all
My girlfriends
361
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,489
To a party?
362
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,258
Well...
363
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:47,066
Laura told me to call
All the numbers in your
Little black book.
364
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:57,043
You used my little
Black book?
365
00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:59,546
Yeah. It's just
A little thing
I'd like to call...
366
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:00,947
Payback.
367
00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:02,315
Gotcha!
368
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:07,820
Thanks a lot, laura.
369
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:08,921
I thought you
Were my friend.
370
00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:10,423
I am your friend.
371
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,959
Then why would you
Embarrass me like this?
372
00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:15,262
Greta, I never
Meant to hurt you.
373
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:17,096
I was just trying to
Get back at eddie.
374
00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:19,065
Oh, well, you got back
At him, alright.
375
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:20,500
And in the process,
You ruined the party
376
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,535
I worked my heinie off
To give him,
377
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,904
Not to mention hurting
Those young ladies' feelings.
378
00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:26,373
Yeah, laura!
379
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,208
And you!
380
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:33,646
You're just as
Guilty as she is.
381
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:37,184
Shame, shame, shame
On both of you!
382
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,419
It's one thing when you
Fight with each other.
383
00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:42,455
It's another thing when
Innocent people get hurt.
384
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:47,126
You don't know how lucky
You are to have each other.
385
00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:50,630
I'd give anything to
Have a brother or a sister
386
00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:52,899
Or parents who called.
387
00:18:57,270 --> 00:19:00,407
You make me sick!
388
00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:12,652
Eddie, uh,
Steve's right.
389
00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:15,588
I'm sorry I ruined
Your birthday party.
390
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:19,592
Yeah, and I'm sorry
I ruined your date
With stefan.
391
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:24,764
I'll call both him and rick,
And--and I'll apologize.
392
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:32,839
Son, I am so
Proud of you.
393
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:35,041
Your quick thinking
Averted a major gang riot,
394
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:38,545
And that is what
Being a police captain
Is all about.
395
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,818
Now, listen,
I just got off the
Phone with the mayor,
396
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:47,687
And he's going to give
You a special citation.
397
00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:49,356
Oh, no, no, dad,
That's not really
Necessary.
398
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:50,690
Ah, come on, don't
Get humble on me.
399
00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,259
You made
Your old man proud.
400
00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:54,060
Well, excuse me.
I'm gonna go do some work.
401
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:56,263
No, no, carl,
Carl, wait.
402
00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:59,031
Look, dad, I got
Something to tell you.
403
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:01,534
Carl is the real
Hero here.
404
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:02,835
What are you
Talking about?
405
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:04,971
Well, carl jumped
Right into action.
406
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,406
He knew what to do.
407
00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:07,474
You mean
He helped out?
408
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,542
No, no,
He bailed me out.
409
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:12,612
Dad, I couldn't
Decide what to do.
Tell him, carl.
410
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:14,347
Well, it was
A sticky situation.
411
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:17,149
I froze
Like a popsicle.
412
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,919
Well, gee, cliff, you've only
Been at it a couple of days.
413
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:21,187
No, no, listen to me, dad.
414
00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:24,090
I liked working evidence
Lockup at the 24th,
415
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:26,526
And I was very good at it.
416
00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:28,828
I'm not very good
At being captain.
417
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:32,965
I'm a good cop,
But I'm not the kind
Of cop you are.
418
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:35,335
Well, son, it's seems
You've made a decision.
419
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,637
What do you think
About all this, winslow,
420
00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:41,608
Or should I say
Captain winslow?
421
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:43,976
Captain?
422
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:46,279
Oh, commissioner! Oh!
423
00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:48,748
Oh, well, I just--
Oh, thank you!
424
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:01,761
Eddie, if you
Truly love me,
425
00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:04,163
You will shred
Your little black book.
426
00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:05,865
Baby, you know
I love you,
427
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:09,736
But it's just that there
Are so many memories
In here that I just--
428
00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:11,838
Memories? Memories you
Want to forget, right?
429
00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:13,873
Yes, dear.
430
00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:18,244
Press puree.
431
00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:21,047
[sobs]
432
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,350
Aah!
433
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:36,829
Thank you, baby,
And I will see you tonight.
434
00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:44,637
Oh, who's making a smoothie?
Who's making a smoothie?
435
00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:47,006
No one, steve.
436
00:21:47,073 --> 00:21:50,510
It's just me
And my little black book.
437
00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:53,212
Gretta made me shred it.
438
00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:57,384
Finally, she's made
An honorable man out of you.
439
00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:59,352
I'm proud of you eddo.
440
00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:02,755
Well, don't be too proud.
441
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:05,024
I got all the numbers
On my computer.
442
00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:11,731
Oh, that reminds me.
443
00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:13,900
I just crashed your hard drive.
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