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- nope.
- okay,
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Uncle oscar was a
Very timid type of guy.
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One time he's driving...
He has a station wagon...
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And decides to stop
In this café, you know,
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Have a little breakfast.
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So he's having his breakfast,
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And these three motorcycle
Gang guys come in, right,
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And they walk up to uncle oscar
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Who's trying to have
His breakfast, you know.
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One goes, "Hey,
Buddy, what you doin'?"
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I'm just havin' a
Little breakfast,
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Just a little coffee and
Some pancakes, that's all.
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"Well, I think this man needs
Some more sugar in his coffee.
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What do you think, bo?
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Yeah, yeah, he does, yeah."
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So he pours sugar in
Uncle oscar's coffee.
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And he says, "You
Havin' pancakes, too...
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Why, you don't have enough syrup
On them pancakes, does he, bo?
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No, no, no."
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He's pourin' syrup all over
Uncle oscar's pancakes...
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Uncle oscar says,
"Excuse me, I think I'll leave."
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So he goes and leaves
And then they kid
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Argh, argh, argh, argh, and
He looked at the waitress.
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He says, "Look, waitress,
He didn't touch anything.
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That fella don't
Know how to eat."
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And the waitress says,
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"I don't think he knows
How to drive either...
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He just ran over three
Motorcycles in the parking lot."
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ your dreams were
Your ticket out ♪
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ to that same old place
That you laughed about ♪
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♪ well the names
Have all changed ♪
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♪ since you hung around ♪
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♪ but those dreams
Have remained ♪
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♪ and they've turned around ♪
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♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
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♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
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♪ back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ yeah, we tease him a lot ♪
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♪ 'cause we've got
Him on the spot ♪
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ welcome back welcome
Back welcome back ♪
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- hey, folks. It's a lucky thing
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I ran into you guys at
The movies, you know.
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There could've been big trouble.
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- it's your own fault, epstein.
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I mean, it's okay to kiss a girl
In the balcony of the theater,
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But she shouldn't be
Somebody else's date.
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- you think this guy's
Still followin' us?
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- no, I think he stopped
On the way over here
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To punch out the crosstown bus.
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Epstein, you know, I have
Never seen you so nervous.
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- well, I never seen a guy
Eat a fire hydrant before.
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Hey, but thanks a lot
For walkin' me home.
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- don't mention it, juan.
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Except we thought
You meant your home.
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- yeah, well, I'm
Gonna be movin' on
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Just as soon as
The coast is clear.
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- is that him?
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- hey, you gotta hide
Me, you gotta hide me.
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Look, I'll tell ya what...
Just throw somethin' over me
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And make believe
I'm an easy chair.
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- epstein, that's not him.
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If it was him, we woulda
Heard his knuckles
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Dragging on the stairs.
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I'm sorry, he wouldn't knock...
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He'd walk right
Through the door.
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- my gabe!
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- julie, I've never seen this
Woman before in my life!
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- yes, you have...
At our wedding.
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Remember, it's my sister jenny.
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Hi!
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- jenny, right, oh, jenny, oh.
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How ya doin'?
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Wow, look at you.
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You've grown up...
And out... And around.
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- yeah, you really
Have filled out.
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- oh, jenny, uh,
This is juan epstein.
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- well, I always wanted to meet
An authentic brooklyn hood.
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- where did you come from?
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- nebraska.
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- I know you came from nebraska.
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What are you doing here?
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- nothing.
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I just had a little free
Time, so I hopped on a bus
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And came to see you guys.
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- aw, isn't that somethin'?
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Well, I just so happen to have
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A little bit of free
Time of my own.
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- so, mom and dad
Know you're here?
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- mom and dad know I'm not home.
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Besides, I'm old enough
To do what I want.
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- sounds good to me.
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- say good night, juan.
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- oh.
- good night, juan.
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- good night.
- good night, juan.
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- yeah, you're right, you
Know she's probably real tired.
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Hey, while she's here, we
All outta go out together,
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You know? We'll
Make it a foursome.
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- uh, that's a good idea, juan.
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You and three other people.
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Good night.
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- ya mean that, don't ya?
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- gabe, she never
Tells me anything.
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Would you try and find out
What she's doing here, please?
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- julie, relax.
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I'm a professional.
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It's what I do for a living... I
Deal with juvenile problems.
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I'll use a little
Child psychology...
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Jenny, I haven't seen
You for four years.
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What are you doing here?
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- jenny, you're not
In... Trouble, are you?
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- you mean a boy?
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I don't believe in
Boys... I hate boys,
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Especially that roger abernathy.
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- who's roger abernathy?
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- you mean little
Roger abernathy
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Who's been your
Boyfriend since junior high?
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- look, I don't want to talk
About roger abernathy.
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Could I just stay with
You guys for a while?
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- what about school?
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- I don't miss it.
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- well, honey, can't you
Get her into buchanan
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On some sort of
Nonofficial drop-in basis.
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- julie, you just described the
Entire buchanan student body.
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All right, all right.
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A couple of days
With the sweathogs
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And she'll be happy
To go back to nebraska.
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- is juan epstein in
Buchanan high school?
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- my sister is not a sweathog.
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- what's a sweathog?
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- all right, I'll put
Her in fishbeck's class.
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- what's a fishbeck?
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- a fishbeck is the
Opposite of a sweathog.
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- oh, well what's a sweathog?
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- hullo.
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How-wah-ya?
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I'm ahh-nol'd hor-shaaaaack.
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And whom might
You be, little lady?
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- arnold, lemme try.
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- go 'head, go 'head.
- step aside.
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Hi there.
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Like to be able to
Tell your friends
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You know boom-boom. Nah.
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- step aside for an expert.
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- what do you got...
Hoof and pants disease?
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- what are you doin'...
Bringin' in hired guns on me
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Or what?
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- vinnie, this is my
Sister-in-law jenny hansen
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From nebraska.
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- oh yeah?
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What are you doin'
Here, freshmouth?
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Are ya here to get
Your uh, crops rotated?
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- listen, I didn't
Want to be here,
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But they made me.
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- same here.
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- some reason why you
Decided to hold class
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In the hallway today, kotter?
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- give us a break, mr. Woodman,
The bell didn't even ring yet.
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- three, two, one.
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Gotcha!
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That's the third time I
Worked that this week.
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- you lead a really
Exciting life, mr. Woodman.
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What do you do for fun at
Home... Sit there and watch
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Your suits go out of style?
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Uh, mr. Woodman, I'd
Like to introduce you
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To jenny hansen...
She's a relative.
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- of yours?
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What, is she out on parole?
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- she's julies sister
From nebraska.
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- oh, well that's different.
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Well, obviously she should
Be in miss fishbeck's class.
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- no, I want to be in his class
With juan and the sweathogs.
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- well, a fine
Young lady like you
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Doesn't belong with sweathogs.
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- oh yeah?
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In your horn with
An ear of corn!
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- she's a sweathog.
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You'll be in his class.
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- where did you learn
To uh, rank, like that, huh?
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- we do that all the
Time. It's called chopping.
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- chopping, huh?
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Small world.
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Take the second seat, jenny.
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- so-o-o-o?
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How do ya like brooklyn?
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If ya get homesick I'll show
Ya where the tree grows.
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Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.
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- is he for real?
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- what's the matter
With you, ballyhead?
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Don't ya got nobody
Around the farm
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That laughs like arnold?
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- not on two feet.
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- okay, okay.
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Now I see some of you
Have met our visitor.
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For those of you who haven't,
Her name is jenny hansen.
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She is from nebraska,
And it's time to play
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Celebrity sweathog.
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Now, yesterday, page 14.
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We were talkin'
About... Epstein.
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"Dear mr. Kotter,
Juan epstein was late
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Because he was in
Conference with me.
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Signed, principal lazarus."
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What are you tryin'
To do to me, epstein.
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I know the man's handwriting.
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This note is legitimate.
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- yo, well in baseball it's
Called a change-up, you know.
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It keeps the hitter guessin'.
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Hi.
- hi, juan.
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- oh, you two already met.
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Well, well, well.
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It's a match made in brooklyn.
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- hey, don't let
These guys bother ya.
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You know, uh, brooklyn's a lot
Tougher borough than nebraska.
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- oh, nebraska can be
Pretty tough, too, you know.
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I mean, on saturday night, we
All go down to the malt shop
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And we take up all the stools.
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- and we don't even order.
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- oh, the decadence of it, oh!
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- we do a lot of terrible things
Like burn, pillage, and loot.
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- hey, oh, vinnie, uh, what
You gonna do tonight?
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Burn or pillage?
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- well, lemme tell
Ya... I looted last night,
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So I'm pretty bored
With that, you know.
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- oh, I got a late
Date to pillage,
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So I'll probably burn early.
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- well, I think I'm gonna
Pillage early and burn later.
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- oh, ah!
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- okay, what do you say we
Get back to schoolwork now.
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Page 14...
- oh, gabe,
All: oh gabe!
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- jenny, in this
Class, I am mr. Kotter,
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Your teacher-in-law.
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- sorry. Mr. Kotter, in
Nebraska when someone new
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Comes to my school, we
Always assign another student
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Sort of as a guide
For the first few days.
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- you know, that's
A very good idea.
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How about one of the girls.
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Charmaine, will you
Show jenny around...
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- no, I, I think juan epstein
Should show me around.
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All: aw.
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- I second the motion.
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I mean, uh, look, if the
Lady's gonna be a sweathog,
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00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,327
She might as well
Learn from the best.
246
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:44,573
Right?
- yeah.
247
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:45,662
- yeah.
248
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,832
- tell that to um, my wife.
249
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:57,052
- will you just tell me
What you're doing here?
250
00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:58,242
- you'll see.
251
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,711
- lucy, lucy, lucy ricardo.
252
00:13:00,746 --> 00:13:03,027
How many times I have to tell
You not to come to the club.
253
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:09,186
- mrs. Kotter to see
Principal lazarus.
254
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:10,288
- who said that?
255
00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:12,823
No one sees principal lazarus.
256
00:13:12,858 --> 00:13:16,460
See me, I decide who
Sees principal lazarus.
257
00:13:16,495 --> 00:13:19,630
- uh, miss furbish,
Ask principal lazarus
258
00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:20,764
If he'll see me later.
259
00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:26,037
- mr. Woodman, I am here
As a parent and/or guardian
260
00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:28,105
To register a formal complaint.
261
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,807
- julie, you are overreacting.
262
00:13:29,842 --> 00:13:31,787
- is this one of those
Marital squabbles?
263
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,545
Well, I can't help you there,
You know, I'm not married.
264
00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:36,580
I don't even read cosmopolitan.
265
00:13:37,683 --> 00:13:39,694
- it's about jenny
Hansen, mr. Woodman.
266
00:13:39,718 --> 00:13:41,685
- oh, your new sweathog.
267
00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,321
- she is not a sweathog.
268
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:44,521
She is my sister.
269
00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,324
You made her a sweathog.
270
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:50,328
- well she told me to put
Corn in my horn, mrs. Kotter.
271
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:52,296
I'd call that a sweathog.
272
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:55,299
- mr. Woodman, my
Sister went out on a date
273
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,268
Last night at 5 o'clock.
274
00:13:57,303 --> 00:14:00,571
She returned at
8... This morning!
275
00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:01,766
- who did she go out with?
276
00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:04,608
- juan epstein.
277
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:07,411
- what's so funny?
278
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,258
I mean chances are
That nothing happened.
279
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:11,882
- I bet ya believe in the
Easter bunny, too, don't ya?
280
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:20,257
- oh, my baby sister, a
Sweet, simple, rosy-cheeked
281
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:23,760
Farm girl... Out all
Night with a sweathog.
282
00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:25,896
I bet he changed
Her into a sweathog.
283
00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:27,076
- will you stop
Being ridiculous.
284
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,100
He didn't change
Her into a sweathog.
285
00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:35,706
- hey, sis.
286
00:14:35,741 --> 00:14:36,907
Like my new outfit?
287
00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:39,243
- julie, julie!
288
00:14:39,278 --> 00:14:41,578
- calm down, calm
Down, all right?
289
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:43,314
I'll handle this, okay?
290
00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:45,049
Juan?
- yeah?
291
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:46,384
- can I see you a second?
292
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:47,485
- oh, you bet!
293
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:56,027
- juan, we're
Friends, aren't we?
294
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,328
- oh, you bet we are.
295
00:14:57,363 --> 00:15:00,498
- and now you know, I would say
That our relationship transcends
296
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,478
The normal bounds of a
Student-teacher relationship,
297
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:03,542
Wouldn't you say so?
298
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:04,579
- yeah, I'd say it
Goes pretty deep.
299
00:15:04,603 --> 00:15:05,614
- deeper than that.
300
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,804
So, what I want you to do is...
- yeah.
301
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,385
- I want you to tell me...
- yeah.
302
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,353
- where you were all
Night with julie's sister
303
00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:13,444
Or I am going to
Rearrange your face.
304
00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:17,781
- you would, wouldn't ya?
305
00:15:17,816 --> 00:15:19,528
- oh, you could take
That to the bank.
306
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:20,552
- yeah.
307
00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:24,721
- we were sittin' on your stoop.
308
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:25,822
- come on, juan.
309
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:27,469
Save that for one of your notes.
310
00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:29,204
Now where were you
All night with jenny?
311
00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:31,140
- gabe, he's tellin' the truth!
312
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:32,807
It was so late when we came in,
313
00:15:32,831 --> 00:15:34,076
I didn't want to
Wake you guys up,
314
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,133
So we sat on the
Stoop all night.
315
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:37,435
- talkin'.
316
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,603
And you can take
That to the bank.
317
00:15:44,143 --> 00:15:46,177
- I believe them. I'm convinced.
318
00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:47,178
What about you?
319
00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:48,857
- I'm going home,
And I'm going to pack
320
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:51,014
Jenny's suitcase
Because she's going home,
321
00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:54,485
And if you don't do something
To break up that situation,
322
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,987
Don't bother coming home.
323
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,259
- and people wonder
Why I never married.
324
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:13,471
- okay, so, what are
We gonna do now?
325
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:14,783
- well, we got it
All worked out.
326
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,108
We're both goin'
Back to nebraska.
327
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:18,143
- what?
328
00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:21,523
- you see, last night we did
A lot of talkin', you know?
329
00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:24,415
I told jenny all about
Brooklyn... The crime,
330
00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:28,119
The slums, the pollution...
That's just in my house.
331
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,590
And then she told me
All about nebraska...
332
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:37,828
Blue skies and the wheat
Fields and the irrigation ditches.
333
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:41,343
You know, mr. Kotter, I
Figure a man's gotta get back
334
00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:42,533
To the soil, you know?
335
00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:46,770
Come on, let's go.
336
00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:48,439
- epstein, wait.
337
00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:50,007
You can't go to nebraska.
338
00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:51,853
They won't let you
Past philadelphia
339
00:16:51,877 --> 00:16:52,943
Without a passport.
340
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:05,822
- juan, this is
Nothing personal.
341
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:09,426
You're very nice and I
Like you a lot, I really do.
342
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:12,129
You're just not good
Enough for my sister.
343
00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:14,610
- well, what about mr. Kotter?
344
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,167
He was a sweathog.
345
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,282
- he's not right for
My sister, either.
346
00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:20,704
- thanks.
347
00:17:20,739 --> 00:17:24,074
Maybe we'll fix ya up
With roger abernathy.
348
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,550
Well, would ya look at this.
349
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,189
It's the whole hee haw gang.
350
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,190
Come on in.
351
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:40,491
- howdy, mr. Kotter.
352
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,828
Hey, juan... You wanna
Taste of nebraska?
353
00:17:44,863 --> 00:17:45,896
- yeah.
354
00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:47,931
- I'll give you a
Taste of nebraska.
355
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:53,370
- yeah, we wanna show you
Guys what you gonna look like
356
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:54,505
In a couple o' years.
357
00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:56,420
- that's right. Look at this.
358
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,218
- what is this supposed to be?
359
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,587
Ma and pa kettle
Visit the ghetto?
360
00:18:10,989 --> 00:18:12,367
- you think this is bad, right.
361
00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:16,627
Well how would you like to
Wake up to this every morning?
362
00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:31,808
- hullo. How-wah-ya?
363
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:34,978
Yuck, yuck, yuck.
364
00:18:35,013 --> 00:18:36,614
Oh, here, mr. Kotter.
365
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:37,715
This is for you.
366
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:43,520
- just what I've always wanted...
Milk from a contented horshack.
367
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,423
- hey, juan.
368
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,537
You ain't really goin'
To nebraska, are you?
369
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:49,727
- oh, yeah?
370
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,940
Well then why did I scratch
Angel horwich's phone number
371
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,264
Off my locker door?
372
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,299
- for the same
Reason we all did...
373
00:18:58,937 --> 00:19:00,671
Her brother vito, the knife.
374
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:05,056
- look, I'm leavin' and
That's all there is to it.
375
00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:09,413
- horshack, where'd you get
That ridiculous cow's head.
376
00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:13,016
- I found her at
The head of my bed.
377
00:19:13,051 --> 00:19:19,256
She was left by the nebraska
Godfather, don hayseed.
378
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:23,572
- listen to me, listen to me.
- yeah.
379
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:25,307
- I got you, I got you, oh yeah.
380
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:26,563
- okay, okay, okay.
381
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,910
Now I was never one to butt
Into your personal life, right?
382
00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:30,579
- you never did that to me.
- I never did, I never did.
383
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:31,813
- never. All right.
384
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,170
You know my big brother leroy?
385
00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:34,237
- yeah.
386
00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:35,717
- he ran away with a girl
When he was your age.
387
00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:36,707
- well, what happened to him?
388
00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:38,175
- what happened to him?
389
00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:41,712
You askin' me what
Happened to him? Nothin'.
390
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:45,394
- you know, you're
A real spellbinder
391
00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:46,717
With a story, freddie.
392
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,788
Look, juan, all we're
Tryin' to do is we're tryin'
393
00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:52,801
To make sure you know
What you're getting into,
394
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:54,469
And we wanna make
Sure that jenny knows
395
00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:55,459
What she's getting into.
396
00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:58,028
- look, mr. Kotter,
I know what I want.
397
00:19:58,063 --> 00:19:59,697
She knows what she wants.
398
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:01,231
We both know what we want.
399
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:04,501
- what do you want?
400
00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:07,404
- hello?
401
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:08,572
Who?
402
00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:12,209
How nice to hear your voice!
403
00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:14,022
Oh, yeah, just a
Second. Hold on.
404
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:17,381
Jenny, it's for you...
Roger abernathy.
405
00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:19,082
- oh, roger!
406
00:20:19,117 --> 00:20:21,218
Oh roger, is it really you?
407
00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:22,386
Oh roger!
408
00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:25,556
- I got a feelin' it's roger.
409
00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:29,125
- this is me... It's jenny, yes.
410
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,333
- boy, how rude!
411
00:20:37,936 --> 00:20:39,581
- oh, no, no. She's all right.
412
00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:41,872
She's got a right to
Her privacy, right?
413
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:44,174
And I got a right to listen.
414
00:20:45,944 --> 00:20:48,846
- and epstein has got a
Right to sing the blues.
415
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,518
- she's sayin' "I'm
Sorry, roger"
416
00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:58,154
"Of course I forgive you."
417
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,259
"And I'm sorry I called
You alfalfa breath"
418
00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:09,099
"The next bus, yes. I'm coming
In on the next bus, rogie.
419
00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:13,837
Until that time,
Until that time."
420
00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:16,407
Hey, juan... You've been dumped!
421
00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:20,444
- hey, mr. Kotter,
I been dumped.
422
00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:22,813
I mean, hey, I just can't
Let her walk outta here.
423
00:21:22,848 --> 00:21:24,481
What am I gonna do?
424
00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:25,649
- juan, look.
425
00:21:25,684 --> 00:21:27,984
This is for the
Best, believe me.
426
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:30,164
You know what I would do... I
Would do what humphrey bogart
427
00:21:30,188 --> 00:21:32,656
Did in that last scene with
Ingrid berman in casablanca.
428
00:21:32,691 --> 00:21:34,224
- nah, I can't do bogart.
429
00:21:34,259 --> 00:21:36,170
- sure ya can,
Sure ya can. Look,
430
00:21:36,194 --> 00:21:37,954
Humphrey bogart.
431
00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:43,801
- oh, juan, I gotta talk to you.
432
00:21:48,707 --> 00:21:51,074
- nah, I gotta talk to you.
433
00:21:51,109 --> 00:21:54,177
Sweetheart, you're
Gettin on that bus,
434
00:21:54,212 --> 00:21:56,313
And you're gettin on alone.
435
00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:58,248
Go back to roger, jenny.
436
00:21:58,283 --> 00:22:02,719
Why, in this crazy world
When it comes to two people,
437
00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:05,355
They don't amount
To a hill o' beans.
438
00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:09,025
So go on, get on that
Bus and don't look back.
439
00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:11,462
- I'm going juan, I'm going.
440
00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:15,933
- I'll take jenny to the bus.
441
00:22:18,136 --> 00:22:19,436
- good-bye, gabe.
442
00:22:19,472 --> 00:22:21,115
- bye, jen, and I'll see
Ya this summer, huh?
443
00:22:21,139 --> 00:22:22,379
Say hello to your mom and dad.
444
00:22:22,407 --> 00:22:23,474
- yeah.
445
00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:25,742
- good-bye, you guys.
446
00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:27,744
All: bye, jenny.
447
00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:29,412
- have a nice time.
448
00:22:29,448 --> 00:22:31,408
- well, I'll see
You around, juan.
449
00:22:32,451 --> 00:22:35,051
- here's lookin' at you, kid.
450
00:22:44,129 --> 00:22:46,463
- I shouldn't have been
So hard on juan and jenny.
451
00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:50,667
After all, you were right...
I did marry a sweathog.
452
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,340
- okay, where'd I go wrong?
453
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:58,520
- you wanna know where
You went wrong, juan?
454
00:22:58,544 --> 00:22:59,510
- I'd like to, yeah.
455
00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:00,811
- you were a little too high.
456
00:23:00,846 --> 00:23:02,390
Listen, sweetheart, the problems
457
00:23:02,414 --> 00:23:04,860
Of two people in this world
Don't amount to a hill of beans.
458
00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:06,617
- no, mr. Kotter, no.
459
00:23:06,652 --> 00:23:08,396
It's in the shoulders.
- it was too high.
460
00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:10,587
The problems of two
People in this world...
461
00:23:22,034 --> 00:23:23,700
- julie, did I ever tell you
462
00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:25,836
About my uncle
Heysitdownder kotter?
463
00:23:25,871 --> 00:23:27,170
- was he an indian?
464
00:23:27,205 --> 00:23:28,216
- no, no, no, no, no.
465
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,084
That was a name that
He got in the movies.
466
00:23:30,108 --> 00:23:31,152
- oh, he was an actor.
467
00:23:31,176 --> 00:23:32,142
- no, no, no, no, no.
468
00:23:32,177 --> 00:23:34,188
It was like a unanimous
Proclamation.
469
00:23:34,212 --> 00:23:36,513
He was in a movie
House watching a movie,
470
00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:39,182
And by unanimous
Proclamation, he got that name.
471
00:23:39,217 --> 00:23:40,316
- well how?
472
00:23:40,352 --> 00:23:42,586
- well, he stood up
In the second row.
473
00:23:42,621 --> 00:23:43,999
He had tight pants on and
He wanted to get something
474
00:23:44,023 --> 00:23:45,121
In his pockets.
475
00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:48,859
Everybody in back of him
Yelled, "Hey sit down there."
476
00:23:51,730 --> 00:23:55,365
- the worst joke I've
Ever heardin my entire life.
477
00:24:10,649 --> 00:24:13,283
♪ welcome back ♪
478
00:24:13,318 --> 00:24:17,220
♪ your dreams were
Your ticket out ♪
479
00:24:17,255 --> 00:24:19,189
♪ welcome back ♪
480
00:24:19,224 --> 00:24:23,961
♪ to that same old place
That you laughed about ♪
481
00:24:23,996 --> 00:24:26,296
♪ well the names
Have all changed ♪
482
00:24:26,331 --> 00:24:28,498
♪ since you hung around ♪
483
00:24:28,533 --> 00:24:30,634
♪ but those dreams
Have remained ♪
484
00:24:30,669 --> 00:24:33,136
♪ and they've turned around ♪
485
00:24:33,171 --> 00:24:35,271
♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
486
00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:36,952
♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
487
00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:38,942
♪ back here where we need ya ♪
488
00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:41,211
♪ back here where we need ya ♪
489
00:24:41,246 --> 00:24:43,146
♪ yeah we tease him a lot ♪
490
00:24:43,181 --> 00:24:45,381
♪ 'cause we've got
Him on the spot ♪
491
00:24:45,417 --> 00:24:47,618
♪ welcome back ♪
492
00:24:47,653 --> 00:24:51,955
♪ welcome back welcome
Back welcome back ♪
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♪ welcome back welcome
Back welcome back ♪
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♪ we always could
Spot a friend ♪
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ and I smile when I think
How it must have been ♪
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