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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:05,304 - nope. - okay, 2 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:07,473 Uncle oscar was a Very timid type of guy. 3 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:09,586 One time he's driving... He has a station wagon... 4 00:00:09,610 --> 00:00:11,488 And decides to stop In this café, you know, 5 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:12,555 Have a little breakfast. 6 00:00:12,579 --> 00:00:13,656 So he's having his breakfast, 7 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:16,181 And these three motorcycle Gang guys come in, right, 8 00:00:16,217 --> 00:00:17,427 And they walk up to uncle oscar 9 00:00:17,451 --> 00:00:18,962 Who's trying to have His breakfast, you know. 10 00:00:18,986 --> 00:00:25,491 One goes, "Hey, Buddy, what you doin'?" 11 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:28,727 I'm just havin' a Little breakfast, 12 00:00:28,762 --> 00:00:32,231 Just a little coffee and Some pancakes, that's all. 13 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:35,200 "Well, I think this man needs Some more sugar in his coffee. 14 00:00:35,236 --> 00:00:36,468 What do you think, bo? 15 00:00:36,504 --> 00:00:40,039 Yeah, yeah, he does, yeah." 16 00:00:40,074 --> 00:00:43,042 So he pours sugar in Uncle oscar's coffee. 17 00:00:43,077 --> 00:00:45,744 And he says, "You Havin' pancakes, too... 18 00:00:45,779 --> 00:00:50,149 Why, you don't have enough syrup On them pancakes, does he, bo? 19 00:00:50,184 --> 00:00:53,018 No, no, no." 20 00:00:53,054 --> 00:00:55,987 He's pourin' syrup all over Uncle oscar's pancakes... 21 00:00:56,023 --> 00:00:58,590 Uncle oscar says, "Excuse me, I think I'll leave." 22 00:00:58,625 --> 00:01:00,437 So he goes and leaves And then they kid 23 00:01:00,461 --> 00:01:02,539 Argh, argh, argh, argh, and He looked at the waitress. 24 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:05,230 He says, "Look, waitress, He didn't touch anything. 25 00:01:05,266 --> 00:01:06,876 That fella don't Know how to eat." 26 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:07,911 And the waitress says, 27 00:01:07,935 --> 00:01:09,246 "I don't think he knows How to drive either... 28 00:01:09,270 --> 00:01:11,630 He just ran over three Motorcycles in the parking lot." 29 00:01:20,448 --> 00:01:23,348 ♪ welcome back ♪ 30 00:01:23,384 --> 00:01:27,086 ♪ your dreams were Your ticket out ♪ 31 00:01:27,121 --> 00:01:29,321 ♪ welcome back ♪ 32 00:01:29,356 --> 00:01:34,093 ♪ to that same old place That you laughed about ♪ 33 00:01:34,128 --> 00:01:36,328 ♪ well the names Have all changed ♪ 34 00:01:36,363 --> 00:01:38,430 ♪ since you hung around ♪ 35 00:01:38,466 --> 00:01:40,566 ♪ but those dreams Have remained ♪ 36 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:43,068 ♪ and they've turned around ♪ 37 00:01:43,104 --> 00:01:45,237 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead ya ♪ 38 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:46,849 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead ya ♪ 39 00:01:46,873 --> 00:01:49,074 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 40 00:01:49,110 --> 00:01:51,210 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 41 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:53,312 ♪ yeah, we tease him a lot ♪ 42 00:01:53,347 --> 00:01:55,358 ♪ 'cause we've got Him on the spot ♪ 43 00:01:55,382 --> 00:01:57,349 ♪ welcome back ♪ 44 00:01:57,384 --> 00:02:03,589 ♪ welcome back welcome Back welcome back ♪ 45 00:02:22,709 --> 00:02:24,087 - hey, folks. It's a lucky thing 46 00:02:24,111 --> 00:02:25,922 I ran into you guys at The movies, you know. 47 00:02:25,946 --> 00:02:28,013 There could've been big trouble. 48 00:02:28,048 --> 00:02:29,726 - it's your own fault, epstein. 49 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:33,252 I mean, it's okay to kiss a girl In the balcony of the theater, 50 00:02:33,287 --> 00:02:35,587 But she shouldn't be Somebody else's date. 51 00:02:37,057 --> 00:02:39,291 - you think this guy's Still followin' us? 52 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:41,171 - no, I think he stopped On the way over here 53 00:02:41,195 --> 00:02:44,162 To punch out the crosstown bus. 54 00:02:44,197 --> 00:02:47,666 Epstein, you know, I have Never seen you so nervous. 55 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:50,468 - well, I never seen a guy Eat a fire hydrant before. 56 00:02:51,971 --> 00:02:54,083 Hey, but thanks a lot For walkin' me home. 57 00:02:54,107 --> 00:02:56,308 - don't mention it, juan. 58 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:58,610 Except we thought You meant your home. 59 00:02:58,645 --> 00:03:00,456 - yeah, well, I'm Gonna be movin' on 60 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:02,292 Just as soon as The coast is clear. 61 00:03:03,317 --> 00:03:04,549 - is that him? 62 00:03:04,584 --> 00:03:06,562 - hey, you gotta hide Me, you gotta hide me. 63 00:03:06,586 --> 00:03:08,986 Look, I'll tell ya what... Just throw somethin' over me 64 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,982 And make believe I'm an easy chair. 65 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:12,735 - epstein, that's not him. 66 00:03:12,759 --> 00:03:14,203 If it was him, we woulda Heard his knuckles 67 00:03:14,227 --> 00:03:17,696 Dragging on the stairs. 68 00:03:17,731 --> 00:03:18,697 I'm sorry, he wouldn't knock... 69 00:03:18,732 --> 00:03:20,692 He'd walk right Through the door. 70 00:03:23,136 --> 00:03:24,536 - my gabe! 71 00:03:25,972 --> 00:03:28,707 - julie, I've never seen this Woman before in my life! 72 00:03:30,444 --> 00:03:31,954 - yes, you have... At our wedding. 73 00:03:31,978 --> 00:03:34,011 Remember, it's my sister jenny. 74 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,112 Hi! 75 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:39,116 - jenny, right, oh, jenny, oh. 76 00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:40,485 How ya doin'? 77 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:42,253 Wow, look at you. 78 00:03:42,288 --> 00:03:48,493 You've grown up... And out... And around. 79 00:03:48,528 --> 00:03:51,596 - yeah, you really Have filled out. 80 00:03:51,631 --> 00:03:55,933 - oh, jenny, uh, This is juan epstein. 81 00:03:55,969 --> 00:04:01,339 - well, I always wanted to meet An authentic brooklyn hood. 82 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:02,874 - where did you come from? 83 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:04,476 - nebraska. 84 00:04:04,511 --> 00:04:06,878 - I know you came from nebraska. 85 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:08,546 What are you doing here? 86 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:09,647 - nothing. 87 00:04:09,683 --> 00:04:12,149 I just had a little free Time, so I hopped on a bus 88 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:13,885 And came to see you guys. 89 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,453 - aw, isn't that somethin'? 90 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:17,188 Well, I just so happen to have 91 00:04:17,223 --> 00:04:19,391 A little bit of free Time of my own. 92 00:04:24,898 --> 00:04:27,699 - so, mom and dad Know you're here? 93 00:04:27,734 --> 00:04:29,701 - mom and dad know I'm not home. 94 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:32,537 Besides, I'm old enough To do what I want. 95 00:04:32,572 --> 00:04:33,905 - sounds good to me. 96 00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:36,875 - say good night, juan. 97 00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:37,876 - oh. - good night, juan. 98 00:04:37,911 --> 00:04:39,088 - good night. - good night, juan. 99 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,890 - yeah, you're right, you Know she's probably real tired. 100 00:04:40,914 --> 00:04:43,581 Hey, while she's here, we All outta go out together, 101 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:44,761 You know? We'll Make it a foursome. 102 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:47,051 - uh, that's a good idea, juan. 103 00:04:47,086 --> 00:04:48,853 You and three other people. 104 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:50,422 Good night. 105 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:52,123 - ya mean that, don't ya? 106 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:55,271 - gabe, she never Tells me anything. 107 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:58,362 Would you try and find out What she's doing here, please? 108 00:04:58,398 --> 00:05:01,032 - julie, relax. 109 00:05:01,067 --> 00:05:03,100 I'm a professional. 110 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:05,970 It's what I do for a living... I Deal with juvenile problems. 111 00:05:06,005 --> 00:05:09,173 I'll use a little Child psychology... 112 00:05:09,208 --> 00:05:15,647 Jenny, I haven't seen You for four years. 113 00:05:15,682 --> 00:05:17,381 What are you doing here? 114 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:27,124 - jenny, you're not In... Trouble, are you? 115 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,793 - you mean a boy? 116 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:31,663 I don't believe in Boys... I hate boys, 117 00:05:31,698 --> 00:05:33,865 Especially that roger abernathy. 118 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:35,767 - who's roger abernathy? 119 00:05:35,802 --> 00:05:38,235 - you mean little Roger abernathy 120 00:05:38,271 --> 00:05:41,138 Who's been your Boyfriend since junior high? 121 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:45,176 - look, I don't want to talk About roger abernathy. 122 00:05:45,211 --> 00:05:47,545 Could I just stay with You guys for a while? 123 00:05:47,581 --> 00:05:49,080 - what about school? 124 00:05:49,115 --> 00:05:50,381 - I don't miss it. 125 00:05:50,416 --> 00:05:52,328 - well, honey, can't you Get her into buchanan 126 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:56,788 On some sort of Nonofficial drop-in basis. 127 00:05:56,823 --> 00:05:59,991 - julie, you just described the Entire buchanan student body. 128 00:06:03,429 --> 00:06:04,474 All right, all right. 129 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:05,908 A couple of days With the sweathogs 130 00:06:05,932 --> 00:06:08,232 And she'll be happy To go back to nebraska. 131 00:06:08,267 --> 00:06:10,635 - is juan epstein in Buchanan high school? 132 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:13,104 - my sister is not a sweathog. 133 00:06:13,139 --> 00:06:14,572 - what's a sweathog? 134 00:06:14,608 --> 00:06:16,552 - all right, I'll put Her in fishbeck's class. 135 00:06:16,576 --> 00:06:18,743 - what's a fishbeck? 136 00:06:18,778 --> 00:06:21,746 - a fishbeck is the Opposite of a sweathog. 137 00:06:21,781 --> 00:06:23,915 - oh, well what's a sweathog? 138 00:06:29,289 --> 00:06:32,390 - hullo. 139 00:06:32,425 --> 00:06:34,893 How-wah-ya? 140 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:37,428 I'm ahh-nol'd hor-shaaaaack. 141 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:47,272 And whom might You be, little lady? 142 00:06:52,645 --> 00:06:55,881 - arnold, lemme try. 143 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:57,916 - go 'head, go 'head. - step aside. 144 00:07:06,193 --> 00:07:07,259 Hi there. 145 00:07:12,332 --> 00:07:14,110 Like to be able to Tell your friends 146 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:22,134 You know boom-boom. Nah. 147 00:07:23,710 --> 00:07:25,843 - step aside for an expert. 148 00:07:43,863 --> 00:07:46,597 - what do you got... Hoof and pants disease? 149 00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:53,316 - what are you doin'... Bringin' in hired guns on me 150 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:54,605 Or what? 151 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:56,519 - vinnie, this is my Sister-in-law jenny hansen 152 00:07:56,543 --> 00:07:57,675 From nebraska. 153 00:07:57,710 --> 00:07:58,810 - oh yeah? 154 00:07:58,845 --> 00:08:01,813 What are you doin' Here, freshmouth? 155 00:08:03,450 --> 00:08:06,084 Are ya here to get Your uh, crops rotated? 156 00:08:09,957 --> 00:08:11,801 - listen, I didn't Want to be here, 157 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,391 But they made me. 158 00:08:13,427 --> 00:08:18,296 - same here. 159 00:08:18,332 --> 00:08:20,598 - some reason why you Decided to hold class 160 00:08:20,633 --> 00:08:22,733 In the hallway today, kotter? 161 00:08:22,769 --> 00:08:26,037 - give us a break, mr. Woodman, The bell didn't even ring yet. 162 00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:29,207 - three, two, one. 163 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:31,909 Gotcha! 164 00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:34,779 That's the third time I Worked that this week. 165 00:08:34,814 --> 00:08:38,249 - you lead a really Exciting life, mr. Woodman. 166 00:08:38,285 --> 00:08:40,496 What do you do for fun at Home... Sit there and watch 167 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,919 Your suits go out of style? 168 00:08:43,790 --> 00:08:45,268 Uh, mr. Woodman, I'd Like to introduce you 169 00:08:45,292 --> 00:08:47,359 To jenny hansen... She's a relative. 170 00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:48,626 - of yours? 171 00:08:48,661 --> 00:08:52,330 What, is she out on parole? 172 00:08:52,366 --> 00:08:54,932 - she's julies sister From nebraska. 173 00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:56,500 - oh, well that's different. 174 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:59,537 Well, obviously she should Be in miss fishbeck's class. 175 00:08:59,572 --> 00:09:04,008 - no, I want to be in his class With juan and the sweathogs. 176 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,587 - well, a fine Young lady like you 177 00:09:05,611 --> 00:09:07,679 Doesn't belong with sweathogs. 178 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:10,014 - oh yeah? 179 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:12,483 In your horn with An ear of corn! 180 00:09:14,954 --> 00:09:16,587 - she's a sweathog. 181 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:21,292 You'll be in his class. 182 00:09:21,327 --> 00:09:23,539 - where did you learn To uh, rank, like that, huh? 183 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,407 - we do that all the Time. It's called chopping. 184 00:09:25,431 --> 00:09:27,031 - chopping, huh? 185 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,232 Small world. 186 00:09:28,267 --> 00:09:32,203 Take the second seat, jenny. 187 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:34,872 - so-o-o-o? 188 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:38,342 How do ya like brooklyn? 189 00:09:38,377 --> 00:09:41,913 If ya get homesick I'll show Ya where the tree grows. 190 00:09:47,887 --> 00:09:49,754 Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck. 191 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:56,594 - is he for real? 192 00:09:56,629 --> 00:09:58,830 - what's the matter With you, ballyhead? 193 00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:02,377 Don't ya got nobody Around the farm 194 00:10:02,401 --> 00:10:03,868 That laughs like arnold? 195 00:10:03,903 --> 00:10:05,269 - not on two feet. 196 00:10:07,173 --> 00:10:08,139 - okay, okay. 197 00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:09,852 Now I see some of you Have met our visitor. 198 00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:11,687 For those of you who haven't, Her name is jenny hansen. 199 00:10:11,711 --> 00:10:13,978 She is from nebraska, And it's time to play 200 00:10:14,013 --> 00:10:15,512 Celebrity sweathog. 201 00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:17,815 Now, yesterday, page 14. 202 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:22,120 We were talkin' About... Epstein. 203 00:10:29,729 --> 00:10:32,296 "Dear mr. Kotter, Juan epstein was late 204 00:10:32,331 --> 00:10:35,199 Because he was in Conference with me. 205 00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:36,968 Signed, principal lazarus." 206 00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:40,515 What are you tryin' To do to me, epstein. 207 00:10:40,539 --> 00:10:41,839 I know the man's handwriting. 208 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:43,307 This note is legitimate. 209 00:10:43,342 --> 00:10:46,510 - yo, well in baseball it's Called a change-up, you know. 210 00:10:46,545 --> 00:10:48,146 It keeps the hitter guessin'. 211 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:53,528 Hi. - hi, juan. 212 00:10:53,552 --> 00:10:57,521 - oh, you two already met. 213 00:10:57,556 --> 00:10:59,123 Well, well, well. 214 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,159 It's a match made in brooklyn. 215 00:11:02,695 --> 00:11:04,473 - hey, don't let These guys bother ya. 216 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:09,000 You know, uh, brooklyn's a lot Tougher borough than nebraska. 217 00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:12,436 - oh, nebraska can be Pretty tough, too, you know. 218 00:11:12,471 --> 00:11:15,372 I mean, on saturday night, we All go down to the malt shop 219 00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:16,941 And we take up all the stools. 220 00:11:22,481 --> 00:11:23,948 - and we don't even order. 221 00:11:23,983 --> 00:11:28,286 - oh, the decadence of it, oh! 222 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:31,989 - we do a lot of terrible things Like burn, pillage, and loot. 223 00:11:33,492 --> 00:11:36,593 - hey, oh, vinnie, uh, what You gonna do tonight? 224 00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:37,895 Burn or pillage? 225 00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:41,699 - well, lemme tell Ya... I looted last night, 226 00:11:41,734 --> 00:11:44,768 So I'm pretty bored With that, you know. 227 00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:47,104 - oh, I got a late Date to pillage, 228 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:48,940 So I'll probably burn early. 229 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:53,410 - well, I think I'm gonna Pillage early and burn later. 230 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:54,879 - oh, ah! 231 00:12:00,419 --> 00:12:03,321 - okay, what do you say we Get back to schoolwork now. 232 00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:05,890 Page 14... - oh, gabe, All: oh gabe! 233 00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:12,830 - jenny, in this Class, I am mr. Kotter, 234 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:14,398 Your teacher-in-law. 235 00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:18,035 - sorry. Mr. Kotter, in Nebraska when someone new 236 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,704 Comes to my school, we Always assign another student 237 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,174 Sort of as a guide For the first few days. 238 00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:24,686 - you know, that's A very good idea. 239 00:12:24,710 --> 00:12:25,754 How about one of the girls. 240 00:12:25,778 --> 00:12:27,656 Charmaine, will you Show jenny around... 241 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:31,515 - no, I, I think juan epstein Should show me around. 242 00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:33,050 All: aw. 243 00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:38,155 - I second the motion. 244 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:41,158 I mean, uh, look, if the Lady's gonna be a sweathog, 245 00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,327 She might as well Learn from the best. 246 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:44,573 Right? - yeah. 247 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:45,662 - yeah. 248 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,832 - tell that to um, my wife. 249 00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:57,052 - will you just tell me What you're doing here? 250 00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:58,242 - you'll see. 251 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,711 - lucy, lucy, lucy ricardo. 252 00:13:00,746 --> 00:13:03,027 How many times I have to tell You not to come to the club. 253 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:09,186 - mrs. Kotter to see Principal lazarus. 254 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:10,288 - who said that? 255 00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:12,823 No one sees principal lazarus. 256 00:13:12,858 --> 00:13:16,460 See me, I decide who Sees principal lazarus. 257 00:13:16,495 --> 00:13:19,630 - uh, miss furbish, Ask principal lazarus 258 00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:20,764 If he'll see me later. 259 00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:26,037 - mr. Woodman, I am here As a parent and/or guardian 260 00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:28,105 To register a formal complaint. 261 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,807 - julie, you are overreacting. 262 00:13:29,842 --> 00:13:31,787 - is this one of those Marital squabbles? 263 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,545 Well, I can't help you there, You know, I'm not married. 264 00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:36,580 I don't even read cosmopolitan. 265 00:13:37,683 --> 00:13:39,694 - it's about jenny Hansen, mr. Woodman. 266 00:13:39,718 --> 00:13:41,685 - oh, your new sweathog. 267 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,321 - she is not a sweathog. 268 00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:44,521 She is my sister. 269 00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,324 You made her a sweathog. 270 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:50,328 - well she told me to put Corn in my horn, mrs. Kotter. 271 00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:52,296 I'd call that a sweathog. 272 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:55,299 - mr. Woodman, my Sister went out on a date 273 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,268 Last night at 5 o'clock. 274 00:13:57,303 --> 00:14:00,571 She returned at 8... This morning! 275 00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:01,766 - who did she go out with? 276 00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:04,608 - juan epstein. 277 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:07,411 - what's so funny? 278 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,258 I mean chances are That nothing happened. 279 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:11,882 - I bet ya believe in the Easter bunny, too, don't ya? 280 00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:20,257 - oh, my baby sister, a Sweet, simple, rosy-cheeked 281 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:23,760 Farm girl... Out all Night with a sweathog. 282 00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:25,896 I bet he changed Her into a sweathog. 283 00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:27,076 - will you stop Being ridiculous. 284 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,100 He didn't change Her into a sweathog. 285 00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:35,706 - hey, sis. 286 00:14:35,741 --> 00:14:36,907 Like my new outfit? 287 00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:39,243 - julie, julie! 288 00:14:39,278 --> 00:14:41,578 - calm down, calm Down, all right? 289 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:43,314 I'll handle this, okay? 290 00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:45,049 Juan? - yeah? 291 00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:46,384 - can I see you a second? 292 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:47,485 - oh, you bet! 293 00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:56,027 - juan, we're Friends, aren't we? 294 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,328 - oh, you bet we are. 295 00:14:57,363 --> 00:15:00,498 - and now you know, I would say That our relationship transcends 296 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,478 The normal bounds of a Student-teacher relationship, 297 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:03,542 Wouldn't you say so? 298 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:04,579 - yeah, I'd say it Goes pretty deep. 299 00:15:04,603 --> 00:15:05,614 - deeper than that. 300 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,804 So, what I want you to do is... - yeah. 301 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,385 - I want you to tell me... - yeah. 302 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,353 - where you were all Night with julie's sister 303 00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:13,444 Or I am going to Rearrange your face. 304 00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:17,781 - you would, wouldn't ya? 305 00:15:17,816 --> 00:15:19,528 - oh, you could take That to the bank. 306 00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:20,552 - yeah. 307 00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:24,721 - we were sittin' on your stoop. 308 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:25,822 - come on, juan. 309 00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:27,469 Save that for one of your notes. 310 00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:29,204 Now where were you All night with jenny? 311 00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:31,140 - gabe, he's tellin' the truth! 312 00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:32,807 It was so late when we came in, 313 00:15:32,831 --> 00:15:34,076 I didn't want to Wake you guys up, 314 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,133 So we sat on the Stoop all night. 315 00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:37,435 - talkin'. 316 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,603 And you can take That to the bank. 317 00:15:44,143 --> 00:15:46,177 - I believe them. I'm convinced. 318 00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:47,178 What about you? 319 00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:48,857 - I'm going home, And I'm going to pack 320 00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:51,014 Jenny's suitcase Because she's going home, 321 00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:54,485 And if you don't do something To break up that situation, 322 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,987 Don't bother coming home. 323 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,259 - and people wonder Why I never married. 324 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:13,471 - okay, so, what are We gonna do now? 325 00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:14,783 - well, we got it All worked out. 326 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,108 We're both goin' Back to nebraska. 327 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:18,143 - what? 328 00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:21,523 - you see, last night we did A lot of talkin', you know? 329 00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:24,415 I told jenny all about Brooklyn... The crime, 330 00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:28,119 The slums, the pollution... That's just in my house. 331 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,590 And then she told me All about nebraska... 332 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:37,828 Blue skies and the wheat Fields and the irrigation ditches. 333 00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:41,343 You know, mr. Kotter, I Figure a man's gotta get back 334 00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:42,533 To the soil, you know? 335 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:46,770 Come on, let's go. 336 00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:48,439 - epstein, wait. 337 00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:50,007 You can't go to nebraska. 338 00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:51,853 They won't let you Past philadelphia 339 00:16:51,877 --> 00:16:52,943 Without a passport. 340 00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:05,822 - juan, this is Nothing personal. 341 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:09,426 You're very nice and I Like you a lot, I really do. 342 00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:12,129 You're just not good Enough for my sister. 343 00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:14,610 - well, what about mr. Kotter? 344 00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,167 He was a sweathog. 345 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,282 - he's not right for My sister, either. 346 00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:20,704 - thanks. 347 00:17:20,739 --> 00:17:24,074 Maybe we'll fix ya up With roger abernathy. 348 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,550 Well, would ya look at this. 349 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,189 It's the whole hee haw gang. 350 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,190 Come on in. 351 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:40,491 - howdy, mr. Kotter. 352 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,828 Hey, juan... You wanna Taste of nebraska? 353 00:17:44,863 --> 00:17:45,896 - yeah. 354 00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:47,931 - I'll give you a Taste of nebraska. 355 00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:53,370 - yeah, we wanna show you Guys what you gonna look like 356 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:54,505 In a couple o' years. 357 00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:56,420 - that's right. Look at this. 358 00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,218 - what is this supposed to be? 359 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,587 Ma and pa kettle Visit the ghetto? 360 00:18:10,989 --> 00:18:12,367 - you think this is bad, right. 361 00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:16,627 Well how would you like to Wake up to this every morning? 362 00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:31,808 - hullo. How-wah-ya? 363 00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:34,978 Yuck, yuck, yuck. 364 00:18:35,013 --> 00:18:36,614 Oh, here, mr. Kotter. 365 00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:37,715 This is for you. 366 00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:43,520 - just what I've always wanted... Milk from a contented horshack. 367 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,423 - hey, juan. 368 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,537 You ain't really goin' To nebraska, are you? 369 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:49,727 - oh, yeah? 370 00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,940 Well then why did I scratch Angel horwich's phone number 371 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,264 Off my locker door? 372 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,299 - for the same Reason we all did... 373 00:18:58,937 --> 00:19:00,671 Her brother vito, the knife. 374 00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:05,056 - look, I'm leavin' and That's all there is to it. 375 00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:09,413 - horshack, where'd you get That ridiculous cow's head. 376 00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:13,016 - I found her at The head of my bed. 377 00:19:13,051 --> 00:19:19,256 She was left by the nebraska Godfather, don hayseed. 378 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:23,572 - listen to me, listen to me. - yeah. 379 00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:25,307 - I got you, I got you, oh yeah. 380 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:26,563 - okay, okay, okay. 381 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,910 Now I was never one to butt Into your personal life, right? 382 00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:30,579 - you never did that to me. - I never did, I never did. 383 00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:31,813 - never. All right. 384 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,170 You know my big brother leroy? 385 00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:34,237 - yeah. 386 00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:35,717 - he ran away with a girl When he was your age. 387 00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:36,707 - well, what happened to him? 388 00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:38,175 - what happened to him? 389 00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:41,712 You askin' me what Happened to him? Nothin'. 390 00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:45,394 - you know, you're A real spellbinder 391 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:46,717 With a story, freddie. 392 00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,788 Look, juan, all we're Tryin' to do is we're tryin' 393 00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:52,801 To make sure you know What you're getting into, 394 00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:54,469 And we wanna make Sure that jenny knows 395 00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:55,459 What she's getting into. 396 00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:58,028 - look, mr. Kotter, I know what I want. 397 00:19:58,063 --> 00:19:59,697 She knows what she wants. 398 00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:01,231 We both know what we want. 399 00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:04,501 - what do you want? 400 00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:07,404 - hello? 401 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:08,572 Who? 402 00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:12,209 How nice to hear your voice! 403 00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:14,022 Oh, yeah, just a Second. Hold on. 404 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:17,381 Jenny, it's for you... Roger abernathy. 405 00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:19,082 - oh, roger! 406 00:20:19,117 --> 00:20:21,218 Oh roger, is it really you? 407 00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:22,386 Oh roger! 408 00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:25,556 - I got a feelin' it's roger. 409 00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:29,125 - this is me... It's jenny, yes. 410 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,333 - boy, how rude! 411 00:20:37,936 --> 00:20:39,581 - oh, no, no. She's all right. 412 00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:41,872 She's got a right to Her privacy, right? 413 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:44,174 And I got a right to listen. 414 00:20:45,944 --> 00:20:48,846 - and epstein has got a Right to sing the blues. 415 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,518 - she's sayin' "I'm Sorry, roger" 416 00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:58,154 "Of course I forgive you." 417 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,259 "And I'm sorry I called You alfalfa breath" 418 00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:09,099 "The next bus, yes. I'm coming In on the next bus, rogie. 419 00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:13,837 Until that time, Until that time." 420 00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:16,407 Hey, juan... You've been dumped! 421 00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:20,444 - hey, mr. Kotter, I been dumped. 422 00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:22,813 I mean, hey, I just can't Let her walk outta here. 423 00:21:22,848 --> 00:21:24,481 What am I gonna do? 424 00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:25,649 - juan, look. 425 00:21:25,684 --> 00:21:27,984 This is for the Best, believe me. 426 00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:30,164 You know what I would do... I Would do what humphrey bogart 427 00:21:30,188 --> 00:21:32,656 Did in that last scene with Ingrid berman in casablanca. 428 00:21:32,691 --> 00:21:34,224 - nah, I can't do bogart. 429 00:21:34,259 --> 00:21:36,170 - sure ya can, Sure ya can. Look, 430 00:21:36,194 --> 00:21:37,954 Humphrey bogart. 431 00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:43,801 - oh, juan, I gotta talk to you. 432 00:21:48,707 --> 00:21:51,074 - nah, I gotta talk to you. 433 00:21:51,109 --> 00:21:54,177 Sweetheart, you're Gettin on that bus, 434 00:21:54,212 --> 00:21:56,313 And you're gettin on alone. 435 00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:58,248 Go back to roger, jenny. 436 00:21:58,283 --> 00:22:02,719 Why, in this crazy world When it comes to two people, 437 00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:05,355 They don't amount To a hill o' beans. 438 00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:09,025 So go on, get on that Bus and don't look back. 439 00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:11,462 - I'm going juan, I'm going. 440 00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:15,933 - I'll take jenny to the bus. 441 00:22:18,136 --> 00:22:19,436 - good-bye, gabe. 442 00:22:19,472 --> 00:22:21,115 - bye, jen, and I'll see Ya this summer, huh? 443 00:22:21,139 --> 00:22:22,379 Say hello to your mom and dad. 444 00:22:22,407 --> 00:22:23,474 - yeah. 445 00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:25,742 - good-bye, you guys. 446 00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:27,744 All: bye, jenny. 447 00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:29,412 - have a nice time. 448 00:22:29,448 --> 00:22:31,408 - well, I'll see You around, juan. 449 00:22:32,451 --> 00:22:35,051 - here's lookin' at you, kid. 450 00:22:44,129 --> 00:22:46,463 - I shouldn't have been So hard on juan and jenny. 451 00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:50,667 After all, you were right... I did marry a sweathog. 452 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,340 - okay, where'd I go wrong? 453 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:58,520 - you wanna know where You went wrong, juan? 454 00:22:58,544 --> 00:22:59,510 - I'd like to, yeah. 455 00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:00,811 - you were a little too high. 456 00:23:00,846 --> 00:23:02,390 Listen, sweetheart, the problems 457 00:23:02,414 --> 00:23:04,860 Of two people in this world Don't amount to a hill of beans. 458 00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:06,617 - no, mr. Kotter, no. 459 00:23:06,652 --> 00:23:08,396 It's in the shoulders. - it was too high. 460 00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:10,587 The problems of two People in this world... 461 00:23:22,034 --> 00:23:23,700 - julie, did I ever tell you 462 00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:25,836 About my uncle Heysitdownder kotter? 463 00:23:25,871 --> 00:23:27,170 - was he an indian? 464 00:23:27,205 --> 00:23:28,216 - no, no, no, no, no. 465 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,084 That was a name that He got in the movies. 466 00:23:30,108 --> 00:23:31,152 - oh, he was an actor. 467 00:23:31,176 --> 00:23:32,142 - no, no, no, no, no. 468 00:23:32,177 --> 00:23:34,188 It was like a unanimous Proclamation. 469 00:23:34,212 --> 00:23:36,513 He was in a movie House watching a movie, 470 00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:39,182 And by unanimous Proclamation, he got that name. 471 00:23:39,217 --> 00:23:40,316 - well how? 472 00:23:40,352 --> 00:23:42,586 - well, he stood up In the second row. 473 00:23:42,621 --> 00:23:43,999 He had tight pants on and He wanted to get something 474 00:23:44,023 --> 00:23:45,121 In his pockets. 475 00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:48,859 Everybody in back of him Yelled, "Hey sit down there." 476 00:23:51,730 --> 00:23:55,365 - the worst joke I've Ever heardin my entire life. 477 00:24:10,649 --> 00:24:13,283 ♪ welcome back ♪ 478 00:24:13,318 --> 00:24:17,220 ♪ your dreams were Your ticket out ♪ 479 00:24:17,255 --> 00:24:19,189 ♪ welcome back ♪ 480 00:24:19,224 --> 00:24:23,961 ♪ to that same old place That you laughed about ♪ 481 00:24:23,996 --> 00:24:26,296 ♪ well the names Have all changed ♪ 482 00:24:26,331 --> 00:24:28,498 ♪ since you hung around ♪ 483 00:24:28,533 --> 00:24:30,634 ♪ but those dreams Have remained ♪ 484 00:24:30,669 --> 00:24:33,136 ♪ and they've turned around ♪ 485 00:24:33,171 --> 00:24:35,271 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead ya ♪ 486 00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:36,952 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead ya ♪ 487 00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:38,942 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 488 00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:41,211 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 489 00:24:41,246 --> 00:24:43,146 ♪ yeah we tease him a lot ♪ 490 00:24:43,181 --> 00:24:45,381 ♪ 'cause we've got Him on the spot ♪ 491 00:24:45,417 --> 00:24:47,618 ♪ welcome back ♪ 492 00:24:47,653 --> 00:24:51,955 ♪ welcome back welcome Back welcome back ♪ 493 00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:56,960 ♪ welcome back welcome Back welcome back ♪ 494 00:24:56,996 --> 00:25:00,563 ♪ we always could Spot a friend ♪ 495 00:25:00,599 --> 00:25:03,066 ♪ welcome back ♪ 496 00:25:03,102 --> 00:25:06,703 ♪ and I smile when I think How it must have been ♪ 36778

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