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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,233 --> 00:00:06,505 -♪ what would you do If I sang out of tune? ♪ 2 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:11,275 ♪ would you stand up And walk out on me? ♪ 3 00:00:11,277 --> 00:00:17,515 ♪ lend me your ears, And I'll sing you a song ♪ 4 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:21,019 ♪ I will try not to sing Out of key, yeah ♪ 5 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:25,223 ♪ oh, baby, I get by ♪ -♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 6 00:00:25,225 --> 00:00:26,691 -♪ all I need is my buddies ♪ 7 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:30,061 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 8 00:00:30,063 --> 00:00:35,133 -♪ I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ♪ -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 9 00:00:35,135 --> 00:00:36,601 -♪ whoa-oa-oa-oa ♪ 10 00:00:36,603 --> 00:00:38,536 -♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:42,707 -♪ somebody who knows Quite sure ♪ 12 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:43,909 ♪ baby ♪ 13 00:00:43,911 --> 00:00:46,444 -♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 14 00:00:46,446 --> 00:00:48,680 -♪ said I'm gonna make it With my friends ♪ 15 00:00:48,682 --> 00:00:51,549 -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 16 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:53,751 -♪ oh, I'm gonna Keep on trying ♪ 17 00:00:53,753 --> 00:00:56,388 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 18 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:58,957 ♪ I'm gonna keep on trying now, Baby ♪ 19 00:00:58,959 --> 00:01:02,160 -♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 20 00:01:07,767 --> 00:01:11,636 -the 1970s were filled with improbable events, 21 00:01:11,638 --> 00:01:13,939 strange occurrences, 22 00:01:13,941 --> 00:01:16,341 unexpected happenings. 23 00:01:18,778 --> 00:01:21,579 but nothing was quite as improbable 24 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:23,782 as my brother... 25 00:01:23,784 --> 00:01:26,918 and his new girlfriend. 26 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:30,221 -why is sandy tyler Dating your brother? 27 00:01:30,223 --> 00:01:31,590 -[ scoffs ] got me. 28 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:35,360 -what is it, like some kind Of science experiment? 29 00:01:35,362 --> 00:01:36,894 -got me. 30 00:01:36,896 --> 00:01:38,296 -it defied explanation. 31 00:01:38,298 --> 00:01:41,833 sandy tyler was a seemingly intelligent 11th-grader. 32 00:01:41,835 --> 00:01:44,168 she was smart. She was pretty. 33 00:01:44,170 --> 00:01:45,604 -she's out of her mind. 34 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:49,374 -seemed as good an explanation as any. 35 00:01:49,376 --> 00:01:51,409 -hey, kev. How's it going? 36 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:52,611 -hi, kevin. 37 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,412 -hi. How you doing? 38 00:01:54,414 --> 00:01:55,446 -good. 39 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:57,415 "Scarlet letter," huh? 40 00:01:57,417 --> 00:01:59,717 Yeah, we read that last year. 41 00:01:59,719 --> 00:02:01,319 -yeah. It's really... 42 00:02:01,321 --> 00:02:03,120 -thick? -yeah. 43 00:02:03,122 --> 00:02:04,723 It's really thick. 44 00:02:04,725 --> 00:02:05,957 -and stupid. 45 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:08,226 I mean, the lady Is tempted once by love, 46 00:02:08,228 --> 00:02:10,195 And she's made A complete outcast. 47 00:02:10,197 --> 00:02:13,331 I think the town overreacted. [ laughs ] 48 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:14,765 Right, wayne? 49 00:02:14,767 --> 00:02:16,134 -uh... 50 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:18,736 Uh...Indubitably. 51 00:02:18,738 --> 00:02:20,271 [ bell rings ] -it was amazing. 52 00:02:20,273 --> 00:02:22,273 -well, we better get going. -okay. 53 00:02:22,275 --> 00:02:23,641 -come on. -bye. 54 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:27,145 -by some fantastic stroke of cosmic luck, 55 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:29,313 my brother had found paradise -- 56 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:33,084 a girl with charm, a girl with style, 57 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:36,454 a girl... who used her silverware. 58 00:02:36,456 --> 00:02:38,856 -this is great, mrs. Arnold. 59 00:02:38,858 --> 00:02:41,326 -yes. It's, uh, superb. 60 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:43,995 -oh, well, thank you. 61 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:46,731 -needless to say, it was a shock. 62 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:51,202 I was shocked. 63 00:02:51,204 --> 00:02:53,671 dad was shocked. 64 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:55,640 -[ chuckles ] 65 00:02:55,642 --> 00:02:58,442 -only my mother seemed to have expected this. 66 00:02:58,444 --> 00:03:01,112 -so, how did you two meet? 67 00:03:02,082 --> 00:03:04,049 -let me tell. [ chuckles ] 68 00:03:04,051 --> 00:03:07,251 I was running to class And I tripped on the stairs 69 00:03:07,253 --> 00:03:09,888 And I was falling And all of a sudden... 70 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:11,990 There was wayne. 71 00:03:11,992 --> 00:03:13,724 -lucky me. 72 00:03:13,726 --> 00:03:15,493 -I'll say. -I'll say. 73 00:03:15,495 --> 00:03:19,163 -yep, wayne was really improving himself socially. 74 00:03:19,165 --> 00:03:21,732 -[ burps ] 75 00:03:21,734 --> 00:03:24,535 -not to mention academically. 76 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:26,737 -don't look at the keys. Don't look at the keys. 77 00:03:26,739 --> 00:03:30,742 Don't look at the keys. Don't look at the keys. 78 00:03:30,744 --> 00:03:32,911 Don't look at the keys. 79 00:03:34,681 --> 00:03:37,482 Excellent technique, mr. Arnold. 80 00:03:38,785 --> 00:03:39,851 -thanks. 81 00:03:39,853 --> 00:03:42,120 -not you. 82 00:03:43,856 --> 00:03:44,889 -thanks. 83 00:03:46,259 --> 00:03:49,427 -let's face it. the guy was on a roll. 84 00:03:50,430 --> 00:03:53,864 -let's see your work, Mr. Arnold. 85 00:03:56,036 --> 00:03:58,169 -whereas for me... 86 00:03:58,171 --> 00:04:01,606 the story of my life read more like... 87 00:04:01,608 --> 00:04:04,108 -"Dodopklin erflemma Maschmal klum 88 00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:06,978 Scalami asterotera spalumpkum." 89 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:09,580 -I didn't look at the keys. 90 00:04:11,217 --> 00:04:12,650 -sophomores. 91 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:16,287 -it was true. 92 00:04:16,289 --> 00:04:18,322 while my worthless brother was hitting his stride, 93 00:04:18,324 --> 00:04:22,160 I seemed to be losing ground, and fast. 94 00:04:22,162 --> 00:04:25,396 for one thing, I was in a very serious dating slump. 95 00:04:25,398 --> 00:04:28,066 I'm not sure why, exactly. 96 00:04:28,068 --> 00:04:31,002 -hey, I'd watch out For those mashed potatoes. 97 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:33,671 I bet there's a lot Of parasites in 'em. 98 00:04:33,673 --> 00:04:35,406 -creep. 99 00:04:35,408 --> 00:04:37,175 -possibly -- just possibly -- 100 00:04:37,177 --> 00:04:39,844 it had something to do with my technique. 101 00:04:39,846 --> 00:04:42,179 [ bell rings ] 102 00:04:42,181 --> 00:04:44,882 seemed the harder I tried, the worse things got. 103 00:04:44,884 --> 00:04:46,551 [ indistinct conversations ] 104 00:04:46,553 --> 00:04:48,619 -okay. See you later. 105 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:50,087 -bye. 106 00:04:51,390 --> 00:04:53,458 -batter up! 107 00:04:54,561 --> 00:04:56,461 -hey, alice. How you doing? 108 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:57,895 -hi, kevin. 109 00:04:57,897 --> 00:04:59,831 -what's wrong? 110 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:01,766 -my geometry teacher Caught me cheating. 111 00:05:01,768 --> 00:05:03,668 I don't even think It is cheating! 112 00:05:03,670 --> 00:05:05,904 -well, it's not! -you weren't there! 113 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:09,507 -right. But...I bet it wasn't. 114 00:05:09,509 --> 00:05:11,342 -instead of copying the notes From the book, 115 00:05:11,344 --> 00:05:13,210 I copied From someone else's paper. 116 00:05:13,212 --> 00:05:15,013 It's not like I wrote the answer On my hand! 117 00:05:15,015 --> 00:05:17,449 What difference does it make who I copied from? 118 00:05:17,451 --> 00:05:19,316 Now my teacher's gonna tell My parents 119 00:05:19,318 --> 00:05:20,551 And I'm gonna get an "F," 120 00:05:20,553 --> 00:05:21,853 And it's gonna be On my permanent record! 121 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:23,855 -you want to go to the dance With me on friday? 122 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:26,224 -huh? 123 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:28,693 -okay. My timing might have been a little off. 124 00:05:28,695 --> 00:05:29,760 -I'm sorry. 125 00:05:29,762 --> 00:05:31,128 I know you're upset And everything. 126 00:05:31,130 --> 00:05:32,463 -no. It's okay. 127 00:05:32,465 --> 00:05:34,766 I'd like to go with you. 128 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:36,567 -great. 129 00:05:36,569 --> 00:05:39,303 -but richard rachman Already asked me. 130 00:05:39,305 --> 00:05:41,339 -oh. 131 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,675 Yeah. Richard. 132 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,643 -he's very sensitive. 133 00:05:45,645 --> 00:05:47,478 -the guy sniffed his gym socks. 134 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:51,181 -yeah. He's...Real sensitive. 135 00:05:51,183 --> 00:05:53,218 Well, I hope you feel better. 136 00:05:53,220 --> 00:05:54,719 -thanks. 137 00:05:55,688 --> 00:05:57,187 Kevin? 138 00:05:57,189 --> 00:05:59,924 [ bell rings ] 139 00:05:59,926 --> 00:06:02,493 Can I copy your history notes? 140 00:06:02,495 --> 00:06:05,730 -it didn't make sense. 141 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:08,566 -bye. -bye. 142 00:06:08,568 --> 00:06:10,101 -all over school, 143 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:13,137 girls were going out with jerks and calling them "Sensitive" 144 00:06:13,139 --> 00:06:15,806 or dumb guys and calling them "Deep." 145 00:06:15,808 --> 00:06:18,376 it just wasn't fair. 146 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:21,946 I decided to get away, be alone, by myself, 147 00:06:21,948 --> 00:06:25,049 forget all about things like... 148 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:28,219 [ both laugh ] 149 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,321 ...Romance. 150 00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:31,522 -hi. 151 00:06:31,524 --> 00:06:32,891 -hi! 152 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:34,425 -hi. 153 00:06:34,427 --> 00:06:36,828 -sorry. I didn't know Anyone was down here. 154 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:39,563 -it's okay. Come on, sit down. 155 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:42,266 -yeah. Join us. 156 00:06:42,268 --> 00:06:44,502 -talk about your warm welcomes. 157 00:06:44,504 --> 00:06:47,338 -no, thanks. I got a lot of stuff to do. 158 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:50,308 -kevin, sit down. We're watching "Sonny and cher." 159 00:06:50,310 --> 00:06:51,543 -yeah. 160 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:55,746 -well, maybe for a second. 161 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:57,381 -great. 162 00:06:57,383 --> 00:06:59,917 [ indistinct talking, laughter ] 163 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:01,285 [ laughter ] 164 00:07:04,958 --> 00:07:06,257 [ applause ] 165 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:08,759 -being -- being sexy is not that big of a deal. 166 00:07:08,761 --> 00:07:10,061 -how would you know? 167 00:07:10,063 --> 00:07:12,730 [ laughter ] 168 00:07:12,732 --> 00:07:15,533 -okay. Best comedy team. 169 00:07:15,535 --> 00:07:16,801 -abbott and costello. 170 00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:18,068 -laurel and hardy. 171 00:07:18,070 --> 00:07:19,304 -martin and lewis. 172 00:07:19,306 --> 00:07:20,438 -the three stooges. 173 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,539 -[ laughs ] 174 00:07:21,541 --> 00:07:22,973 "Why, I oughta..." -"Why, I oughta..." 175 00:07:22,975 --> 00:07:24,709 -woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. [ both laugh ] 176 00:07:24,711 --> 00:07:25,576 [ laughter ] 177 00:07:25,578 --> 00:07:27,912 -that's not funny, cher. 178 00:07:27,914 --> 00:07:29,614 -I couldn't believe it. 179 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:31,916 my brother, wayne, was actually being funny 180 00:07:31,918 --> 00:07:33,318 and charming. 181 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:35,786 -uh, I got to go to the can. 182 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:37,021 -you know why you're jealous? 183 00:07:37,023 --> 00:07:38,756 I have more talent in my little finger -- 184 00:07:38,758 --> 00:07:40,457 this one here -- than most people have... 185 00:07:40,459 --> 00:07:41,558 -[ laughs ] 186 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:43,327 [ door closes ] 187 00:07:43,329 --> 00:07:45,263 -they are so good together. 188 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:47,631 -let's hear it for sonny bono's little finger. 189 00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:49,167 [ laughter ] 190 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:52,637 -I-I think it's 'cause They're so in love. 191 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:53,771 -yeah, you can tell. 192 00:07:53,773 --> 00:07:56,507 I mean, they really like Being around each other. 193 00:07:56,509 --> 00:07:57,875 -yeah. 194 00:07:57,877 --> 00:08:01,912 -and suddenly, I felt very relaxed with her. 195 00:08:01,914 --> 00:08:04,782 maybe because it was I didn't have to ask her for a date. 196 00:08:04,784 --> 00:08:06,550 -do you think... 197 00:08:06,552 --> 00:08:10,087 There's one special person For everyone? 198 00:08:10,089 --> 00:08:12,456 -I don't know. 199 00:08:12,458 --> 00:08:15,058 I think you can be happy With lots of people. 200 00:08:15,060 --> 00:08:18,129 But there's probably One person out there. 201 00:08:18,131 --> 00:08:20,264 -[ chuckles ] yeah. That's what I think, too. 202 00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:23,401 -but who knows if you're ever Gonna find that person? 203 00:08:23,403 --> 00:08:26,270 I mean, my girl could be In alaska, for all I know. 204 00:08:26,272 --> 00:08:28,739 -[ laughing ] yeah. 205 00:08:28,741 --> 00:08:30,741 -yeah. 206 00:08:30,743 --> 00:08:33,377 -it was a heavy conversation. 207 00:08:33,379 --> 00:08:35,446 [ laughter ] 208 00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:38,082 -[ laughs ] 209 00:08:38,084 --> 00:08:39,984 -I've had it about up to here with you. 210 00:08:39,986 --> 00:08:41,852 -that's easy. You're short. 211 00:08:41,854 --> 00:08:42,987 [ laughter ] 212 00:08:42,989 --> 00:08:44,655 [ both laugh ] 213 00:08:44,657 --> 00:08:47,324 -oh, I love it when she makes Those short jokes. 214 00:08:47,326 --> 00:08:48,659 -yeah, it's funny. 215 00:08:48,661 --> 00:08:51,128 -I don't think she's trying to Be nasty or anything. 216 00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:52,530 -no! 217 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:56,200 No. You can tell she's just Being funny and everything. 218 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:59,737 -♪ they say we're young and we don't know ♪ 219 00:08:59,739 --> 00:09:05,943 ♪ we won't find out until we grow ♪ 220 00:09:05,945 --> 00:09:09,480 -♪ well, I don't know if all that's true ♪ 221 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:12,750 ♪ 'cause you got me, and, baby, I got you ♪ 222 00:09:12,752 --> 00:09:14,485 [ door opens, closes ] 223 00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:16,187 -did I miss anything? 224 00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:18,789 -no. -no. 225 00:09:18,791 --> 00:09:21,792 -♪ I got you, babe ♪ -♪ I got you, babe ♪ 226 00:09:21,794 --> 00:09:24,195 -[ laughs ] -♪ I got you, babe ♪ -♪ I got you, babe ♪ 227 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:26,797 [ birds chirping ] 228 00:09:28,167 --> 00:09:31,402 -the next morning, I was feeling extremely guilty. 229 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,838 I had kissed my brother's girlfriend. 230 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:35,205 at the same time, 231 00:09:35,207 --> 00:09:37,809 I kept playing it over and over again in my mind. 232 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:40,544 sandy just leaned over and... 233 00:09:40,546 --> 00:09:42,813 -[ clears throat ] 234 00:09:42,815 --> 00:09:44,916 -uh... 235 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,584 Hi, dad. 236 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,519 -hi. 237 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:51,321 -I-I was just... 238 00:09:51,323 --> 00:09:53,824 Uh... 239 00:09:53,826 --> 00:09:56,094 Seeing...If... 240 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:59,297 Making sure that... 241 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:01,232 I...Wasn't doing anything. 242 00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:02,900 [ chuckles nervously ] 243 00:10:04,470 --> 00:10:06,804 -I didn't see anything. 244 00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:08,906 -oh. 245 00:10:10,409 --> 00:10:12,609 -one thing was clear. 246 00:10:12,611 --> 00:10:14,645 I couldn't handle this thing alone. 247 00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:16,748 -[ grunts ] 248 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:19,517 [ indistinct conversations ] 249 00:10:21,754 --> 00:10:25,723 -it was time to talk this out privately, one on one. 250 00:10:25,725 --> 00:10:26,958 -hey, sandy. 251 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,259 -hi, kevin. 252 00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:30,227 -hey. 253 00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:33,530 -hey. 254 00:10:33,532 --> 00:10:35,066 How you guys doing? 255 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:37,501 -great. 256 00:10:37,503 --> 00:10:39,937 -well...I'd... 257 00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:42,373 Better go to class. 258 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:44,541 -and that was that. 259 00:10:44,543 --> 00:10:47,178 the whole thing had meant nothing at all, 260 00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:49,013 in which case I felt relieved. 261 00:10:49,015 --> 00:10:50,347 I felt happy. 262 00:10:50,349 --> 00:10:52,216 [ bell rings ] 263 00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:54,218 I felt completely ticked off. 264 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:56,654 -kevin? 265 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,755 -oh. 266 00:10:58,757 --> 00:11:00,291 Hi. 267 00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:02,627 -we need to talk. 268 00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:04,962 -yeah. Right. 269 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,734 I mean, last night... 270 00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:11,501 -we kissed. 271 00:11:11,503 --> 00:11:14,138 -yeah. We kissed. 272 00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:16,940 And I don't know If that meant anything or not. 273 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:19,843 -did it mean something to you? 274 00:11:21,447 --> 00:11:23,814 -yeah, it meant something. 275 00:11:23,816 --> 00:11:27,418 -it meant something to me, too. 276 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:31,221 It's just that, uh, kevin, I'm dating your brother. 277 00:11:31,223 --> 00:11:33,558 -I know. 278 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:36,860 -[ chuckles ] And it makes me feel creepy. 279 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:39,930 I've done some strange things In my life, but, uh... 280 00:11:39,932 --> 00:11:42,099 Going out with two brothers... 281 00:11:42,101 --> 00:11:43,300 -it was weird. 282 00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:46,337 here she was, baring her soul to me, 283 00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:50,308 and all I could think of was... What other strange things? 284 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,076 -the thing is, I like wayne. 285 00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:54,645 I mean, he's so... 286 00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:56,547 So... 287 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:59,082 He's so basic. 288 00:11:59,084 --> 00:12:01,018 -yeah. 289 00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:03,787 He's...Basic. 290 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:08,559 And he's real nice. 291 00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:12,396 -it's just that I don't know What happened last night. 292 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:14,698 You seemed so lonely. 293 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:16,266 -oh. 294 00:12:16,268 --> 00:12:19,670 -and...We were watching "Sonny and cher" 295 00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,805 And they were together and... 296 00:12:21,807 --> 00:12:23,307 And we kissed. 297 00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:27,378 And it was almost like Sonny and cher kissed. 298 00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:31,482 This is a dumb conversation, Huh? 299 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:34,218 -kind of. 300 00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:36,853 -it's just all too crazy. 301 00:12:36,855 --> 00:12:39,022 -yeah. 302 00:12:39,024 --> 00:12:41,993 It is. 303 00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:44,628 -yeah. 304 00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:46,297 I think it would be best 305 00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:48,866 If we could, uh, Just be friends. 306 00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:50,534 -yeah. 307 00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:51,902 You're right. 308 00:12:51,904 --> 00:12:54,138 I think friends is... 309 00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:56,173 Definitely the way to go. 310 00:12:56,175 --> 00:12:58,976 -yeah. [ chuckles ] 311 00:13:06,185 --> 00:13:07,985 -was that a friendship kiss? 312 00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:10,253 -yeah. [ chuckles ] 313 00:13:10,255 --> 00:13:13,791 We should definitely Just be friends. 314 00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:19,263 [ sonny & cher's "I got you babe" plays ] 315 00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:25,135 -♪ they say we're young And we don't know... ♪ 316 00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:26,737 -for the rest of the day, 317 00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:30,374 we were friends all over school. 318 00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:35,079 -♪ well, I don't know If that's all true ♪ 319 00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:38,983 ♪ 'cause you got me, And, baby, I got you ♪ 320 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,851 -sure, I knew it was wrong. 321 00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:43,654 but I didn't care. 322 00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:45,989 -dad... 323 00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:48,225 Can I borrow a couple bucks? 324 00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:49,360 -until that friday. 325 00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:52,095 -well, I'm taking sandy To the dance tonight. 326 00:13:52,097 --> 00:13:54,598 -oh. 327 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:57,068 -things were getting a little complicated. 328 00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:58,402 -are you going, kevin? 329 00:13:58,404 --> 00:13:59,303 -to put it mildly. 330 00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:01,138 -[ laughs ] are you kidding? 331 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:04,041 Butthead can't get a date. [ laughs ] 332 00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:05,175 -yeah, I'm going. 333 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:06,844 -oh. Well, that's good. 334 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,645 Maybe you'll meet Someone there. 335 00:14:08,647 --> 00:14:10,514 -if only she knew. 336 00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:14,352 -you know, your father and I met At a school dance. 337 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,720 Do you remember that, jack? 338 00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:18,822 -uh-huh. 339 00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:21,158 -it's the last time you ever Talked to dick claiborne. 340 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,393 -great. 341 00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,395 I'm stuck in this terrible situation, 342 00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,597 and my mother is gonna relive old times. 343 00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,765 -he was your father's Best friend. 344 00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:30,434 Dick took me to the dance, 345 00:14:30,436 --> 00:14:32,469 But I saw your father there. 346 00:14:32,471 --> 00:14:34,438 Of course, I'd seen him before, 347 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,507 But he was in a new suit. 348 00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,342 Skinny as a rail. 349 00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:40,478 -[ laughs ] 350 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,179 -anyway... 351 00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:45,516 They had this terrible fight Over me, 352 00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:49,120 And they haven't talked since. 353 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,022 -so? 354 00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,657 -so... 355 00:14:53,659 --> 00:14:55,225 It was worth it. 356 00:14:58,364 --> 00:15:02,066 -and for some reason, suddenly, I was listening. 357 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,201 had my father really said that? 358 00:15:04,203 --> 00:15:06,470 [ rewinding ] 359 00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:09,739 -[ voice slowed, echoing ] So... 360 00:15:09,741 --> 00:15:12,409 It was worth it. 361 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:13,744 -he had. 362 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,614 and as those words rang in my head like a gong, 363 00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,716 I made up my mind. 364 00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:22,452 no matter what it did to wayne, I would have to be with sandy. 365 00:15:22,454 --> 00:15:24,521 she was definitely worth it. 366 00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:25,622 -hey, butthead. 367 00:15:25,624 --> 00:15:28,125 What do you think Of the shirt? 368 00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:30,261 -it looks cool. -I'll change. 369 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:37,201 -I began to build my case. 370 00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,538 look at him. he didn't deserve her. 371 00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:42,706 he was disgusting. 372 00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:44,741 "Basic"? He was subhuman. 373 00:15:44,743 --> 00:15:45,976 he was a cretin. 374 00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:48,112 he always picked on me, took my stuff, 375 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,047 treated me like dirt. 376 00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:54,251 the guy never offered me one thing in his entire life. 377 00:15:54,253 --> 00:15:56,053 -you need a ride tonight? 378 00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:57,754 -except for a ride. 379 00:15:57,756 --> 00:15:59,356 -you're talking to me? 380 00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:01,024 -yeah! You can come with sandy and me. 381 00:16:01,026 --> 00:16:03,260 -I don't know, wayne. 382 00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:05,196 -come on. It'll be fun. 383 00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:06,663 -it was horrible. 384 00:16:06,665 --> 00:16:10,100 here I was, trying to knock the guy down, 385 00:16:10,102 --> 00:16:13,437 and all he was being was... nice. 386 00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:15,606 -you really like her, huh? 387 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,576 -duh. Yeah. 388 00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:22,480 -and then he said something I'll never forget. 389 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,381 -sandy... 390 00:16:26,351 --> 00:16:30,020 ...Makes me better than I am. 391 00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:33,357 Whatever that means. 392 00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:35,459 Um...I'm leaving in a half-hour. 393 00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:37,094 Be ready. 394 00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:40,764 -and then I realized who the cretin really was. 395 00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:42,065 [ door closes ] 396 00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:44,101 it was me. 397 00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:46,604 [ bread's "If" plays ] 398 00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:54,678 I was lower than a cretin. 399 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,847 I was lower than subhuman. 400 00:16:56,849 --> 00:17:00,384 I was yeast. 401 00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:02,419 -♪ if a picture... ♪ 402 00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:06,190 -[ off-key ] ♪ if a picture Paints a thousand words ♪ 403 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:09,660 ♪ then why can't I paint you? ♪ 404 00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:10,860 -don't do this. 405 00:17:10,862 --> 00:17:12,162 -♪ when I... ♪ 406 00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:13,664 -♪ the words will never show... ♪ 407 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,599 -♪ ne-- mm ♪ 408 00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:19,436 ♪ the you I've grown to know ♪ 409 00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:20,737 -as I sat there, 410 00:17:20,739 --> 00:17:23,707 feeling the romance in that car, 411 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,176 I knew I'd been kidding myself. 412 00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:28,479 I could never go through with this. 413 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,080 -hmm. 414 00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:31,715 Let's boogie. 415 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:32,950 -wayne... 416 00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:34,718 Let's just stay in the car For a minute. 417 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:35,920 I-I need to talk to you. 418 00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:39,323 -unfortunately, sandy could. 419 00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:41,692 -yeah! Let's all stay. 420 00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,894 -kevin, I need to talk to wayne alone. 421 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,763 -well, I don't mind staying. Really. 422 00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:48,565 -kid likes hanging around me. 423 00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:49,867 -kevin... 424 00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:58,475 -♪ you come and pour yourself on me ♪ 425 00:17:58,477 --> 00:18:00,611 -um... 426 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,846 -I couldn't hear what they were saying, 427 00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:04,849 but I didn't have to. 428 00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:06,317 I knew what it meant. 429 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:11,222 -♪ ...I'd be with you ♪ 430 00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:14,958 [ creedence clearwater revival's "Green river" playing ] 431 00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:27,905 -♪ well, take me back down where cool water flows, yeah ♪ 432 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,842 -I walked around in a daze, 433 00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:35,145 worried that sandy had broken up with him... 434 00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:36,880 worried that she hadn't. 435 00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:38,682 -hey! 436 00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:40,751 Kevin. 437 00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,819 How you doing? 438 00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:44,555 -okay. 439 00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:47,458 -let's go. -uh-huh. 440 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,526 -your dates look cool. 441 00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:50,861 -oh, thanks. 442 00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,228 I hope they come back. 443 00:18:52,230 --> 00:18:54,665 -♪ I can hear the bullfrog callin' me ♪ 444 00:18:58,570 --> 00:19:00,771 -I'll see you guys later, okay? 445 00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:05,943 -sandy. -kevin. 446 00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,778 -you can't break up with wayne. 447 00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,980 -I just did. I had to. 448 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,781 -what did he say? 449 00:19:13,018 --> 00:19:15,618 -he felt bad. So did I. 450 00:19:16,688 --> 00:19:19,122 -does he know...About us? 451 00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:22,326 We shouldn't have done this. 452 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:25,028 -kevin, I really want to be With you. 453 00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:43,413 -I got to go talk to him. 454 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:48,218 [ the band's "I shall be released" plays ] 455 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,059 Hey. 456 00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:57,928 How you doing? 457 00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:02,766 -♪ they say every distance... ♪ 458 00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:05,869 -look, wayne... 459 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,572 Listen, I... 460 00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:10,941 -I broke up with sandy. 461 00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:12,409 -what? 462 00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:14,778 -dumped her. 463 00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:17,080 -you did? 464 00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:19,149 -yeah. 465 00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:21,952 It wasn't working out. 466 00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:23,153 She wasn't my type. 467 00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:26,223 -♪ I see my light come shinin' ♪ 468 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,892 -the thing is, I don't want to Get philosophical... 469 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,927 [ burps ] 470 00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:35,599 ...But I think Even though she's hurt, 471 00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:38,101 And... 472 00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:40,737 Even though she feels... 473 00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:45,743 Like nobody loves her And she's all alone... 474 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,078 -♪ I shall be released ♪ 475 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:52,616 -...It's better if it ended fast 476 00:20:52,618 --> 00:20:56,787 Because she... 477 00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:59,757 Has a better chance Of getting over it... 478 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:03,193 -♪ they say that every man must fall ♪ 479 00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:05,028 -...Someday. 480 00:21:08,066 --> 00:21:12,670 -♪ yet I swear I see my reflection ♪ 481 00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:16,339 ♪ somewhere so high... ♪ 482 00:21:16,341 --> 00:21:17,975 -as I sat there, 483 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:20,076 listening to my brother's pain 484 00:21:20,078 --> 00:21:22,746 and the lies he told to cover it, 485 00:21:22,748 --> 00:21:25,649 I didn't know what to do. 486 00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:27,383 I knew I wanted to be with sandy, 487 00:21:27,385 --> 00:21:31,121 holding her in my arms, dancing with her. 488 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:35,726 -♪ from the west down to the east ♪ 489 00:21:38,430 --> 00:21:42,566 -but in the end, I stayed with my brother. 490 00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:46,503 because, after all... 491 00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:50,206 he was my brother. 492 00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:57,080 -♪ now yonder stands a man in this lonely crowd ♪ 493 00:21:57,082 --> 00:21:59,315 -butthead. 494 00:21:59,317 --> 00:22:00,717 -buttbrain. 495 00:22:00,719 --> 00:22:06,623 -♪ a man who swears he's not to blame ♪ 496 00:22:08,627 --> 00:22:15,866 ♪ all day long, I hear him shouting so loud ♪ 497 00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:23,573 ♪ just crying out that he was framed ♪ 498 00:22:23,575 --> 00:22:31,481 ♪ I see my light come shinin' ♪ 499 00:22:31,483 --> 00:22:33,550 ♪ from the west... ♪ 35058

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