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-♪ what would you do
If I sang out of tune? ♪
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♪ would you stand up
And walk out on me? ♪
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♪ lend me your ears,
And I'll sing you a song ♪
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♪ I will try not to sing
Out of key, yeah ♪
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♪ oh, baby, I get by ♪
-♪ by with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ all I need is my buddies ♪
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-♪ high with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ I'm sayin'
I'm gonna get higher ♪
-♪ try with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ whoa-oa-oa-oa ♪
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-♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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-♪ somebody who knows
Quite sure ♪
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♪ baby ♪
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-♪ by with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ said I'm gonna make it
With my friends ♪
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-♪ try with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ oh, I'm gonna
Keep on trying ♪
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-♪ high with a little help
From my friends ♪
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♪ I'm gonna keep on trying now,
Baby ♪
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-♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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-the 1970s were filledwith improbable events,
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strange occurrences,
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unexpected happenings.
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but nothingwas quite as improbable
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as my brother...
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and his new girlfriend.
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-why is sandy tyler
Dating your brother?
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-[ scoffs ] got me.
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-what is it, like some kind
Of science experiment?
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-got me.
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-it defied explanation.
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sandy tyler was a seeminglyintelligent 11th-grader.
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she was smart. She was pretty.
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-she's out of her mind.
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-seemed as good an explanationas any.
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-hey, kev. How's it going?
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-hi, kevin.
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-hi. How you doing?
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-good.
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"Scarlet letter," huh?
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Yeah, we read that last year.
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-yeah. It's really...
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-thick?
-yeah.
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It's really thick.
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-and stupid.
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I mean, the lady
Is tempted once by love,
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And she's made
A complete outcast.
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I think the town overreacted.
[ laughs ]
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Right, wayne?
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-uh...
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Uh...Indubitably.
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[ bell rings ]
-it was amazing.
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-well, we better get going.
-okay.
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-come on.
-bye.
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-by some fantastic strokeof cosmic luck,
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my brotherhad found paradise --
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a girl with charm,a girl with style,
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a girl...who used her silverware.
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-this is great, mrs. Arnold.
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-yes. It's, uh, superb.
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-oh, well, thank you.
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-needless to say,it was a shock.
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I was shocked.
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dad was shocked.
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-[ chuckles ]
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-only my motherseemed to have expected this.
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-so, how did you two meet?
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-let me tell. [ chuckles ]
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I was running to class
And I tripped on the stairs
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And I was falling
And all of a sudden...
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There was wayne.
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-lucky me.
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-I'll say.
-I'll say.
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-yep, wayne was reallyimproving himself socially.
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-[ burps ]
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-not to mention academically.
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-don't look at the keys.
Don't look at the keys.
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Don't look at the keys.
Don't look at the keys.
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Don't look at the keys.
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Excellent technique, mr. Arnold.
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-thanks.
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-not you.
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-thanks.
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-let's face it.the guy was on a roll.
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-let's see your work,
Mr. Arnold.
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-whereas for me...
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the story of my liferead more like...
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-"Dodopklin erflemma
Maschmal klum
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Scalami asterotera spalumpkum."
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-I didn't look at the keys.
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-sophomores.
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-it was true.
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while my worthless brotherwas hitting his stride,
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I seemed to be losing ground,and fast.
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for one thing, I was ina very serious dating slump.
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I'm not sure why, exactly.
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-hey, I'd watch out
For those mashed potatoes.
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I bet there's a lot
Of parasites in 'em.
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-creep.
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-possibly -- just possibly --
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it had something to dowith my technique.
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[ bell rings ]
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seemed the harder I tried,the worse things got.
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[ indistinct conversations ]
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-okay. See you later.
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-bye.
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-batter up!
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-hey, alice. How you doing?
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-hi, kevin.
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-what's wrong?
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-my geometry teacher
Caught me cheating.
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I don't even think
It is cheating!
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-well, it's not!
-you weren't there!
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-right. But...I bet it wasn't.
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-instead of copying the notes
From the book,
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I copied
From someone else's paper.
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It's not like I wrote the answer
On my hand!
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What difference does it make
who I copied from?
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Now my teacher's gonna tell
My parents
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And I'm gonna get an "F,"
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And it's gonna be
On my permanent record!
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-you want to go to the dance
With me on friday?
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-huh?
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-okay. My timing might havebeen a little off.
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-I'm sorry.
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I know you're upset
And everything.
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-no. It's okay.
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I'd like to go with you.
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-great.
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-but richard rachman
Already asked me.
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-oh.
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Yeah. Richard.
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-he's very sensitive.
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-the guy sniffed his gym socks.
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-yeah. He's...Real sensitive.
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Well, I hope you feel better.
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-thanks.
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Kevin?
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[ bell rings ]
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Can I copy your history notes?
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-it didn't make sense.
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-bye.
-bye.
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-all over school,
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girls were going out with jerksand calling them "Sensitive"
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or dumb guysand calling them "Deep."
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it just wasn't fair.
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I decided to get away,be alone, by myself,
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forget all about things like...
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[ both laugh ]
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...Romance.
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-hi.
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-hi!
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-hi.
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-sorry. I didn't know
Anyone was down here.
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-it's okay. Come on, sit down.
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-yeah. Join us.
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-talk about your warm welcomes.
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-no, thanks.
I got a lot of stuff to do.
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-kevin, sit down.
We're watching "Sonny and cher."
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-yeah.
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-well, maybe for a second.
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-great.
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[ indistinct talking, laughter ]
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[ laughter ]
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[ applause ]
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-being -- being sexyis not that big of a deal.
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-how would you know?
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[ laughter ]
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-okay. Best comedy team.
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-abbott and costello.
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-laurel and hardy.
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-martin and lewis.
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-the three stooges.
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-[ laughs ]
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"Why, I oughta..."
-"Why, I oughta..."
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-woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
[ both laugh ]
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[ laughter ]
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-that's not funny, cher.
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-I couldn't believe it.
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my brother, wayne,was actually being funny
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and charming.
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-uh, I got to go to the can.
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-you know why you're jealous?
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I have more talentin my little finger --
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this one here --than most people have...
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-[ laughs ]
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[ door closes ]
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-they are so good together.
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-let's hear it for sonny bono'slittle finger.
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[ laughter ]
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-I-I think it's 'cause
They're so in love.
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-yeah, you can tell.
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I mean, they really like
Being around each other.
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-yeah.
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-and suddenly,I felt very relaxed with her.
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maybe because it was I didn'thave to ask her for a date.
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-do you think...
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There's one special person
For everyone?
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-I don't know.
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I think you can be happy
With lots of people.
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But there's probably
One person out there.
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-[ chuckles ] yeah.
That's what I think, too.
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-but who knows if you're ever
Gonna find that person?
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I mean, my girl could be
In alaska, for all I know.
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-[ laughing ] yeah.
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-yeah.
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-it was a heavy conversation.
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[ laughter ]
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-[ laughs ]
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-I've had itabout up to here with you.
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-that's easy. You're short.
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[ laughter ]
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[ both laugh ]
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-oh, I love it when she makes
Those short jokes.
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-yeah, it's funny.
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-I don't think she's trying to
Be nasty or anything.
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-no!
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No. You can tell she's just
Being funny and everything.
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-♪ they say we're youngand we don't know ♪
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♪ we won't find outuntil we grow ♪
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-♪ well, I don't knowif all that's true ♪
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♪ 'cause you got me,and, baby, I got you ♪
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[ door opens, closes ]
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-did I miss anything?
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-no.
-no.
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-♪ I got you, babe ♪
-♪ I got you, babe ♪
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-[ laughs ]
-♪ I got you, babe ♪
-♪ I got you, babe ♪
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[ birds chirping ]
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-the next morning,I was feeling extremely guilty.
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I had kissedmy brother's girlfriend.
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at the same time,
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I kept playing itover and over again in my mind.
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sandy just leaned over and...
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-[ clears throat ]
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-uh...
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Hi, dad.
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-hi.
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-I-I was just...
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Uh...
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Seeing...If...
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Making sure that...
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I...Wasn't doing anything.
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[ chuckles nervously ]
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-I didn't see anything.
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-oh.
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-one thing was clear.
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I couldn't handle this thingalone.
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-[ grunts ]
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[ indistinct conversations ]
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-it was time to talk this outprivately, one on one.
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-hey, sandy.
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-hi, kevin.
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-hey.
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-hey.
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How you guys doing?
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-great.
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-well...I'd...
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Better go to class.
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-and that was that.
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the whole thinghad meant nothing at all,
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in which case I felt relieved.
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I felt happy.
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[ bell rings ]
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I felt completely ticked off.
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-kevin?
265
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,755
-oh.
266
00:10:58,757 --> 00:11:00,291
Hi.
267
00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:02,627
-we need to talk.
268
00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:04,962
-yeah. Right.
269
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,734
I mean, last night...
270
00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:11,501
-we kissed.
271
00:11:11,503 --> 00:11:14,138
-yeah. We kissed.
272
00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:16,940
And I don't know
If that meant anything or not.
273
00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:19,843
-did it mean something to you?
274
00:11:21,447 --> 00:11:23,814
-yeah, it meant something.
275
00:11:23,816 --> 00:11:27,418
-it meant something to me, too.
276
00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:31,221
It's just that, uh, kevin,
I'm dating your brother.
277
00:11:31,223 --> 00:11:33,558
-I know.
278
00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:36,860
-[ chuckles ]
And it makes me feel creepy.
279
00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:39,930
I've done some strange things
In my life, but, uh...
280
00:11:39,932 --> 00:11:42,099
Going out with two brothers...
281
00:11:42,101 --> 00:11:43,300
-it was weird.
282
00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:46,337
here she was,baring her soul to me,
283
00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:50,308
and all I could think of was...
What other strange things?
284
00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,076
-the thing is, I like wayne.
285
00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:54,645
I mean, he's so...
286
00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:56,547
So...
287
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:59,082
He's so basic.
288
00:11:59,084 --> 00:12:01,018
-yeah.
289
00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:03,787
He's...Basic.
290
00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:08,559
And he's real nice.
291
00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:12,396
-it's just that I don't know
What happened last night.
292
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:14,698
You seemed so lonely.
293
00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:16,266
-oh.
294
00:12:16,268 --> 00:12:19,670
-and...We were watching
"Sonny and cher"
295
00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,805
And they were together and...
296
00:12:21,807 --> 00:12:23,307
And we kissed.
297
00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:27,378
And it was almost like
Sonny and cher kissed.
298
00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:31,482
This is a dumb conversation,
Huh?
299
00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:34,218
-kind of.
300
00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:36,853
-it's just all too crazy.
301
00:12:36,855 --> 00:12:39,022
-yeah.
302
00:12:39,024 --> 00:12:41,993
It is.
303
00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:44,628
-yeah.
304
00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:46,297
I think it would be best
305
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:48,866
If we could, uh,
Just be friends.
306
00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:50,534
-yeah.
307
00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:51,902
You're right.
308
00:12:51,904 --> 00:12:54,138
I think friends is...
309
00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:56,173
Definitely the way to go.
310
00:12:56,175 --> 00:12:58,976
-yeah. [ chuckles ]
311
00:13:06,185 --> 00:13:07,985
-was that a friendship kiss?
312
00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:10,253
-yeah. [ chuckles ]
313
00:13:10,255 --> 00:13:13,791
We should definitely
Just be friends.
314
00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:19,263
[ sonny & cher's
"I got you babe" plays ]
315
00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:25,135
-♪ they say we're young
And we don't know... ♪
316
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:26,737
-for the rest of the day,
317
00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:30,374
we were friendsall over school.
318
00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:35,079
-♪ well, I don't know
If that's all true ♪
319
00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:38,983
♪ 'cause you got me,
And, baby, I got you ♪
320
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,851
-sure, I knew it was wrong.
321
00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:43,654
but I didn't care.
322
00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:45,989
-dad...
323
00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:48,225
Can I borrow a couple bucks?
324
00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:49,360
-until that friday.
325
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:52,095
-well, I'm taking sandy
To the dance tonight.
326
00:13:52,097 --> 00:13:54,598
-oh.
327
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:57,068
-things were gettinga little complicated.
328
00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:58,402
-are you going, kevin?
329
00:13:58,404 --> 00:13:59,303
-to put it mildly.
330
00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:01,138
-[ laughs ] are you kidding?
331
00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:04,041
Butthead can't get a date.
[ laughs ]
332
00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:05,175
-yeah, I'm going.
333
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:06,844
-oh. Well, that's good.
334
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,645
Maybe you'll meet
Someone there.
335
00:14:08,647 --> 00:14:10,514
-if only she knew.
336
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:14,352
-you know, your father and I met
At a school dance.
337
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,720
Do you remember that, jack?
338
00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:18,822
-uh-huh.
339
00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:21,158
-it's the last time you ever
Talked to dick claiborne.
340
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,393
-great.
341
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,395
I'm stuckin this terrible situation,
342
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,597
and my mother is gonna reliveold times.
343
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,765
-he was your father's
Best friend.
344
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:30,434
Dick took me to the dance,
345
00:14:30,436 --> 00:14:32,469
But I saw your father there.
346
00:14:32,471 --> 00:14:34,438
Of course, I'd seen him before,
347
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,507
But he was in a new suit.
348
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,342
Skinny as a rail.
349
00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:40,478
-[ laughs ]
350
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,179
-anyway...
351
00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:45,516
They had this terrible fight
Over me,
352
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:49,120
And they haven't talked since.
353
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,022
-so?
354
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,657
-so...
355
00:14:53,659 --> 00:14:55,225
It was worth it.
356
00:14:58,364 --> 00:15:02,066
-and for some reason,suddenly, I was listening.
357
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,201
had my father really said that?
358
00:15:04,203 --> 00:15:06,470
[ rewinding ]
359
00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:09,739
-[ voice slowed, echoing ]
So...
360
00:15:09,741 --> 00:15:12,409
It was worth it.
361
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:13,744
-he had.
362
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,614
and as those wordsrang in my head like a gong,
363
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,716
I made up my mind.
364
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:22,452
no matter what it did to wayne,I would have to be with sandy.
365
00:15:22,454 --> 00:15:24,521
she was definitely worth it.
366
00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:25,622
-hey, butthead.
367
00:15:25,624 --> 00:15:28,125
What do you think
Of the shirt?
368
00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:30,261
-it looks cool.
-I'll change.
369
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:37,201
-I began to build my case.
370
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,538
look at him.he didn't deserve her.
371
00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:42,706
he was disgusting.
372
00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:44,741
"Basic"? He was subhuman.
373
00:15:44,743 --> 00:15:45,976
he was a cretin.
374
00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:48,112
he always picked on me,took my stuff,
375
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,047
treated me like dirt.
376
00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:54,251
the guy never offered meone thing in his entire life.
377
00:15:54,253 --> 00:15:56,053
-you need a ride tonight?
378
00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:57,754
-except for a ride.
379
00:15:57,756 --> 00:15:59,356
-you're talking to me?
380
00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:01,024
-yeah!
You can come with sandy and me.
381
00:16:01,026 --> 00:16:03,260
-I don't know, wayne.
382
00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:05,196
-come on. It'll be fun.
383
00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:06,663
-it was horrible.
384
00:16:06,665 --> 00:16:10,100
here I was,trying to knock the guy down,
385
00:16:10,102 --> 00:16:13,437
and all he was being was...nice.
386
00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:15,606
-you really like her, huh?
387
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,576
-duh. Yeah.
388
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:22,480
-and then he said somethingI'll never forget.
389
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,381
-sandy...
390
00:16:26,351 --> 00:16:30,020
...Makes me better than I am.
391
00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:33,357
Whatever that means.
392
00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:35,459
Um...I'm leaving in a half-hour.
393
00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:37,094
Be ready.
394
00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:40,764
-and then I realizedwho the cretin really was.
395
00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:42,065
[ door closes ]
396
00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:44,101
it was me.
397
00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:46,604
[ bread's "If" plays ]
398
00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:54,678
I was lower than a cretin.
399
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,847
I was lower than subhuman.
400
00:16:56,849 --> 00:17:00,384
I was yeast.
401
00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:02,419
-♪ if a picture... ♪
402
00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:06,190
-[ off-key ] ♪ if a picture
Paints a thousand words ♪
403
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:09,660
♪ then why can't I paint you? ♪
404
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:10,860
-don't do this.
405
00:17:10,862 --> 00:17:12,162
-♪ when I... ♪
406
00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:13,664
-♪ the wordswill never show... ♪
407
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,599
-♪ ne-- mm ♪
408
00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:19,436
♪ the you I've grown to know ♪
409
00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:20,737
-as I sat there,
410
00:17:20,739 --> 00:17:23,707
feeling the romancein that car,
411
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,176
I knew I'd been kidding myself.
412
00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:28,479
I could nevergo through with this.
413
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,080
-hmm.
414
00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:31,715
Let's boogie.
415
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:32,950
-wayne...
416
00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:34,718
Let's just stay in the car
For a minute.
417
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:35,920
I-I need to talk to you.
418
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:39,323
-unfortunately, sandy could.
419
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:41,692
-yeah! Let's all stay.
420
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,894
-kevin,
I need to talk to wayne alone.
421
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,763
-well, I don't mind staying.
Really.
422
00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:48,565
-kid likes hanging around me.
423
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:49,867
-kevin...
424
00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:58,475
-♪ you come and pour yourselfon me ♪
425
00:17:58,477 --> 00:18:00,611
-um...
426
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,846
-I couldn't hearwhat they were saying,
427
00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:04,849
but I didn't have to.
428
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:06,317
I knew what it meant.
429
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:11,222
-♪ ...I'd be with you ♪
430
00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:14,958
[ creedence clearwater revival's"Green river" playing ]
431
00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:27,905
-♪ well, take me back downwhere cool water flows, yeah ♪
432
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,842
-I walked around in a daze,
433
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:35,145
worried that sandyhad broken up with him...
434
00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:36,880
worried that she hadn't.
435
00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:38,682
-hey!
436
00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:40,751
Kevin.
437
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,819
How you doing?
438
00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:44,555
-okay.
439
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:47,458
-let's go.
-uh-huh.
440
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,526
-your dates look cool.
441
00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:50,861
-oh, thanks.
442
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,228
I hope they come back.
443
00:18:52,230 --> 00:18:54,665
-♪ I can hear the bullfrogcallin' me ♪
444
00:18:58,570 --> 00:19:00,771
-I'll see you guys later, okay?
445
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:05,943
-sandy.
-kevin.
446
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,778
-you can't break up with wayne.
447
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,980
-I just did. I had to.
448
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,781
-what did he say?
449
00:19:13,018 --> 00:19:15,618
-he felt bad. So did I.
450
00:19:16,688 --> 00:19:19,122
-does he know...About us?
451
00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:22,326
We shouldn't have done this.
452
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:25,028
-kevin, I really want to be
With you.
453
00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:43,413
-I got to go talk to him.
454
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:48,218
[ the band's"I shall be released" plays ]
455
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,059
Hey.
456
00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:57,928
How you doing?
457
00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:02,766
-♪ they say every distance... ♪
458
00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:05,869
-look, wayne...
459
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,572
Listen, I...
460
00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:10,941
-I broke up with sandy.
461
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:12,409
-what?
462
00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:14,778
-dumped her.
463
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:17,080
-you did?
464
00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:19,149
-yeah.
465
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:21,952
It wasn't working out.
466
00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:23,153
She wasn't my type.
467
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:26,223
-♪ I see my light come shinin' ♪
468
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,892
-the thing is, I don't want to
Get philosophical...
469
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,927
[ burps ]
470
00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:35,599
...But I think
Even though she's hurt,
471
00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:38,101
And...
472
00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:40,737
Even though she feels...
473
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:45,743
Like nobody loves her
And she's all alone...
474
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,078
-♪ I shall be released ♪
475
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:52,616
-...It's better if it ended fast
476
00:20:52,618 --> 00:20:56,787
Because she...
477
00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:59,757
Has a better chance
Of getting over it...
478
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:03,193
-♪ they say that every manmust fall ♪
479
00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:05,028
-...Someday.
480
00:21:08,066 --> 00:21:12,670
-♪ yet I swearI see my reflection ♪
481
00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:16,339
♪ somewhere so high... ♪
482
00:21:16,341 --> 00:21:17,975
-as I sat there,
483
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:20,076
listening to my brother's pain
484
00:21:20,078 --> 00:21:22,746
and the lies he toldto cover it,
485
00:21:22,748 --> 00:21:25,649
I didn't know what to do.
486
00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:27,383
I knew I wanted to bewith sandy,
487
00:21:27,385 --> 00:21:31,121
holding her in my arms,dancing with her.
488
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:35,726
-♪ from the westdown to the east ♪
489
00:21:38,430 --> 00:21:42,566
-but in the end,I stayed with my brother.
490
00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:46,503
because, after all...
491
00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:50,206
he was my brother.
492
00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:57,080
-♪ now yonder stands a manin this lonely crowd ♪
493
00:21:57,082 --> 00:21:59,315
-butthead.
494
00:21:59,317 --> 00:22:00,717
-buttbrain.
495
00:22:00,719 --> 00:22:06,623
-♪ a man who swearshe's not to blame ♪
496
00:22:08,627 --> 00:22:15,866
♪ all day long,I hear him shouting so loud ♪
497
00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:23,573
♪ just crying outthat he was framed ♪
498
00:22:23,575 --> 00:22:31,481
♪ I see my light come shinin' ♪
499
00:22:31,483 --> 00:22:33,550
♪ from the west... ♪
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