Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,266 --> 00:00:04,330
[instrumental music]
2
00:00:05,160 --> 00:00:06,366
Hey. Hey, that's-that's my spot.
3
00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:09,100
- Don't get yourself hurt.
- Marlon, you know what?
4
00:00:09,133 --> 00:00:11,350
I know you've heard this
a lot of times before.
5
00:00:13,383 --> 00:00:16,200
I think you are the funniest..
6
00:00:16,233 --> 00:00:19,500
...the sexiest,
most attractive man
7
00:00:19,830 --> 00:00:22,330
I have ever...met.
8
00:00:22,660 --> 00:00:25,330
- I am?
- Hmm-mm. You're bomb.
9
00:00:25,660 --> 00:00:27,300
Hold on, girl. Let me get
you
another glass of wine.
10
00:00:32,233 --> 00:00:34,133
As a matter of fact,
here, you take the
bottle.
11
00:00:35,300 --> 00:00:39,133
What-what do you mean
you wanna take a break?
12
00:00:39,166 --> 00:00:41,350
It's not permanent,
I just think, you know..
13
00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,116
...we need a little bit
of space, you know.
14
00:00:43,150 --> 00:00:44,200
Wait a minute, I-I put a lot
15
00:00:44,233 --> 00:00:47,330
into this relationship, Shawn.
16
00:00:47,660 --> 00:00:49,133
We both have, Natalie.
17
00:00:50,283 --> 00:00:52,266
So-so-so, why is
it
that every time
18
00:00:52,300 --> 00:00:54,283
I bring up the word "commitment"
19
00:00:54,316 --> 00:00:55,366
you start backin' away from me.
20
00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,216
Ain't nobody backin' away
from you.
21
00:00:57,250 --> 00:00:59,333
What are you talking about?
You tripping.
22
00:00:59,366 --> 00:01:01,316
Hey, oh! Whitney and Bobby!
23
00:01:03,830 --> 00:01:04,150
Please.
24
00:01:04,183 --> 00:01:06,150
Brother's trying to
get
his swerve on.
25
00:01:06,183 --> 00:01:09,216
Now, uh, what did you say you
wanna do with this cheese whip?
26
00:01:11,183 --> 00:01:13,183
[indistinct chatter]
27
00:01:15,100 --> 00:01:16,183
Girlfriend, are you okay?
28
00:01:16,216 --> 00:01:18,366
Hell, no! I ain't
okay.
Wait a minute.
29
00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,133
So you're trying to tell
me
that I done went out with
you
30
00:01:21,166 --> 00:01:23,316
in that broken down pimp mobile
31
00:01:23,350 --> 00:01:27,133
got ate up by fleas by
them
rabbit fur seat covers
32
00:01:27,166 --> 00:01:29,150
so that we could take a break?
33
00:01:29,183 --> 00:01:31,166
That's what you're
trying to tell me?
34
00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:33,116
Huh?
35
00:01:33,150 --> 00:01:34,166
So what you're trying to say
36
00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:36,333
you ain't have
a good time tonight?
37
00:01:36,366 --> 00:01:40,133
You know, I thought that
we had something, Shawn.
38
00:01:40,166 --> 00:01:41,366
We had dinner.
39
00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,830
God, you know what?
40
00:01:43,116 --> 00:01:44,200
Don't even call me
41
00:01:44,233 --> 00:01:46,283
until you ready
to get serious,
okay?
42
00:01:46,316 --> 00:01:48,333
No, I ain't trying to hear this.
43
00:01:48,366 --> 00:01:50,333
Come on, girl. It's time to go.
44
00:01:50,366 --> 00:01:53,350
- 'Come on. It's time to
go.'
- Oh, I'm sorry, baby.
45
00:01:53,383 --> 00:01:55,150
- Wait, wait. Where you going?
- Marlon. I'm sorry.
46
00:01:55,183 --> 00:01:56,333
I gotta leave.
My girl needs me right
now.
47
00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:58,660
- Hey, I need you too.
- I know, baby.
48
00:01:58,100 --> 00:01:59,250
Hey, look. Girl. All I need is..
49
00:01:59,283 --> 00:02:01,660
All I, all I need
is two minutes.
50
00:02:01,100 --> 00:02:02,216
- Okay.
- Two minutes.
51
00:02:03,316 --> 00:02:05,500
(Shawn)
'Hey, hey, hey.'
52
00:02:05,830 --> 00:02:06,166
Don't you, don't you run on me
53
00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:08,160
in front of my brother.
Don't run..
54
00:02:08,500 --> 00:02:10,500
Hey, get back here!
55
00:02:11,333 --> 00:02:14,830
[theme song]
56
00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:16,250
♪ We're brothers ♪
57
00:02:16,283 --> 00:02:19,216
♪ We're happy and we're singing
and we're colored ♪
58
00:02:21,500 --> 00:02:23,133
♪ Give me a high five ♪♪
59
00:02:23,166 --> 00:02:24,350
(male #1)
'Alright. Cut and print.'
60
00:02:24,383 --> 00:02:27,660
'Beautiful, guys. Dynamite.'
61
00:02:27,100 --> 00:02:29,830
[music continues]
62
00:02:53,283 --> 00:02:56,383
Shawn. Come on, man.
What happened?
63
00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:58,300
I was about to be digging
out
some backs, man.
64
00:02:58,333 --> 00:03:00,250
What's wrong with you?
65
00:03:00,283 --> 00:03:02,660
I don't know
what the deal is, son.
66
00:03:02,100 --> 00:03:03,200
Oh, God.
67
00:03:03,233 --> 00:03:06,500
Man, everything was going good
between me and Natalie.
68
00:03:06,830 --> 00:03:07,183
She was pretty.
69
00:03:07,216 --> 00:03:10,330
- She paid her own way.
- What?
70
00:03:10,660 --> 00:03:13,150
Yeah. And she had good breath.
71
00:03:13,183 --> 00:03:15,100
I don't know why she had to go
mess everything up.
72
00:03:15,133 --> 00:03:16,350
What, she had to go
mess everything..
73
00:03:16,383 --> 00:03:19,133
What are you talking about,
Shawn? You pissed her out.
74
00:03:19,166 --> 00:03:21,330
I know, man.
Why do I always do that?
75
00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:22,316
I don't know.
76
00:03:24,283 --> 00:03:26,250
Maybe..
77
00:03:26,283 --> 00:03:28,300
...maybe, I'm just a player
78
00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:30,266
deep down inside.
79
00:03:34,216 --> 00:03:36,116
Look, it don't matter.
80
00:03:36,150 --> 00:03:38,233
I was gonna break up
with her anyway.
81
00:03:38,266 --> 00:03:40,233
Her hands was all dry and ashy.
82
00:03:41,350 --> 00:03:44,133
Her fingers felt like
five beef jerkys.
83
00:03:46,216 --> 00:03:48,100
Hey, why, you.. You know what?
You always do this.
84
00:03:48,133 --> 00:03:49,266
Every time you start
diggin' a girl..
85
00:03:49,300 --> 00:03:51,116
- Shawn, Every.. Shawn.
- Don't even start.
86
00:03:51,150 --> 00:03:53,183
Every time, a girl starts
liking you, you do this.
87
00:03:53,216 --> 00:03:55,660
You gotta find something
wrong
with her.
88
00:03:55,100 --> 00:03:57,330
S-Shawn, it's like the time
you broke up with Keisha
89
00:03:57,660 --> 00:03:59,500
'cause you said her eyes
was too far apart.
90
00:03:59,830 --> 00:04:00,216
Marlon.
91
00:04:00,250 --> 00:04:02,216
Alright, yes.
She looked like this.
92
00:04:07,133 --> 00:04:08,333
I'm saying she was
still cute though.
93
00:04:08,366 --> 00:04:11,160
It's like the time you broke
up
with Debra because you said
94
00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:13,660
she had dandruff.
95
00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:14,266
Marlon, come on, now.
96
00:04:14,300 --> 00:04:16,100
Every time I ran my fingers
through that girl's hair
97
00:04:16,133 --> 00:04:18,116
I felt like
I was making a snowball.
98
00:04:19,116 --> 00:04:21,316
I'm saying, man.
Yo, you, uh..
99
00:04:21,350 --> 00:04:23,200
You know what?
You gotta recognize, man.
100
00:04:23,233 --> 00:04:26,150
A lot of guys would die
to have your problems.
101
00:04:26,183 --> 00:04:27,250
Me being one of them.
102
00:04:27,283 --> 00:04:29,133
Hey, what are you
complaining about?
103
00:04:29,166 --> 00:04:31,116
I seen Amber all over you.
104
00:04:31,150 --> 00:04:32,350
Come on, Shawn.
105
00:04:32,383 --> 00:04:34,250
That rarely happens to me.
106
00:04:34,283 --> 00:04:36,000
Last time a girl
was all over me
107
00:04:36,330 --> 00:04:37,350
she stole my wallet.
108
00:04:41,366 --> 00:04:43,100
Oh, damn!
109
00:04:44,233 --> 00:04:46,233
[instrumental music]
110
00:04:49,366 --> 00:04:51,266
- Wassup, pop?
- How you doing, son?
111
00:04:51,300 --> 00:04:53,200
- Can I ask you a question?
- Yeah.
112
00:04:53,233 --> 00:04:55,000
When did you know
that ma was the one
113
00:04:55,330 --> 00:04:56,383
you wanted to spend the rest
of your life with?
114
00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:58,150
Immediately.
115
00:04:58,183 --> 00:05:02,500
Immediately after
she told me she was pregnant.
116
00:05:02,830 --> 00:05:05,150
- Come on, pop. I am serious.
- I'm serious too, son.
117
00:05:05,183 --> 00:05:08,160
When the right woman comes
along, you will know it.
118
00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:10,500
Now, why are you asking
a question like that?
119
00:05:10,830 --> 00:05:12,166
Natalie giving you
some pressure?
120
00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:15,150
No. Well, not anymore.
121
00:05:15,183 --> 00:05:17,366
We...kinda broke up
last night.
122
00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,333
Broke up?
She paid her own way!
123
00:05:21,333 --> 00:05:23,500
She was a good catch.
124
00:05:23,830 --> 00:05:25,233
Well, it's none of my
business,
but that's too bad.
125
00:05:25,266 --> 00:05:27,200
I thought you liked her, Shawn.
126
00:05:27,233 --> 00:05:29,660
I did like her, but..
127
00:05:29,100 --> 00:05:30,383
...she started trying to
a brother on lockdown.
128
00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:33,216
[grunting]
Mm-mm. Mm, mm.
129
00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:34,316
Well, now, Shawn.
130
00:05:34,350 --> 00:05:37,330
See, it's not totally her fault.
131
00:05:37,660 --> 00:05:39,160
It's part of
the Williams' curse.
132
00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:40,283
See, Williams men
have been known
133
00:05:40,316 --> 00:05:42,266
for their good looks
and boyish charm
134
00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:45,250
that leave women defenseless
all over the world.
135
00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,250
Hey, pop. I got that curse too?
136
00:05:49,283 --> 00:05:50,350
No.
137
00:05:52,266 --> 00:05:56,330
Shawn, I have an idea
that might help you
138
00:05:56,660 --> 00:05:57,316
with your relationships.
139
00:05:57,350 --> 00:06:01,116
This is this week's issue
of "Sister Girl."
140
00:06:01,150 --> 00:06:05,116
It's a test written by
Shafreaka Lovechild.
141
00:06:06,183 --> 00:06:08,330
Shafreaka Lovechild?
142
00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:10,350
Isn't that the girl
that Marv Albert bit?
143
00:06:10,383 --> 00:06:14,233
No. This is a
doctor
of loveology.
144
00:06:14,266 --> 00:06:16,166
First question.
145
00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:18,383
"What is your sign?"
146
00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:21,133
I'm a Capricorn.
We can't arise..
147
00:06:21,166 --> 00:06:22,250
Alright.
148
00:06:22,283 --> 00:06:25,333
Alright. Second question.
149
00:06:25,366 --> 00:06:28,183
"Do you believe in monogamy?"
150
00:06:28,216 --> 00:06:29,366
Monogamy?
151
00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,160
Wasn't Billy Dee Williams
in that?
152
00:06:34,150 --> 00:06:36,183
Ha ha ha.
153
00:06:36,216 --> 00:06:38,133
I'm gonna take that as a yes.
154
00:06:38,166 --> 00:06:41,116
Alright. Next question.
155
00:06:41,150 --> 00:06:44,830
"Do you think chivalry is dead?"
156
00:06:44,116 --> 00:06:46,116
Little Chivalry is dead?
157
00:06:51,216 --> 00:06:55,500
Little Chivalry from
125th Street is dead.
158
00:06:58,330 --> 00:07:00,100
Why?
159
00:07:04,316 --> 00:07:07,250
Okay. Okay, okay. Okay.
160
00:07:07,283 --> 00:07:09,330
Y'all keep joking.
161
00:07:09,660 --> 00:07:12,500
I am not the one
with relationship problems
now.
162
00:07:12,830 --> 00:07:15,160
We don't need some test
to tell us Shawn's problem.
163
00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:17,333
It's a clear case
of commitment anxiety.
164
00:07:17,366 --> 00:07:20,500
He's afraid to let anybody
get close to him.
165
00:07:20,830 --> 00:07:21,333
- 'Hmm-mm.'
- You know what, pop?
166
00:07:21,366 --> 00:07:24,266
Now that you say that,
I think you're right.
167
00:07:24,300 --> 00:07:27,166
- How did you get rid of
that?
- Find out what caused it.
168
00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:28,183
How do you do that?
169
00:07:28,216 --> 00:07:31,330
Sometimes you gotta look back..
170
00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:32,316
...to see ahead.
171
00:07:33,316 --> 00:07:36,200
Did you just spit on me, man?
172
00:07:36,233 --> 00:07:39,166
Sometime you gotta spit
to make a point.
173
00:07:42,133 --> 00:07:44,150
Well, in that case, Pops.
174
00:07:45,333 --> 00:07:48,830
You are genius, brother.
175
00:07:48,116 --> 00:07:49,216
Marlon, come on. Let's go.
176
00:07:49,250 --> 00:07:51,330
Peace, Pops.
177
00:07:55,166 --> 00:07:58,200
Pops! That was so insightful.
178
00:07:58,233 --> 00:08:00,283
Where did you
get those words of wisdom?
179
00:08:00,316 --> 00:08:02,216
From that Wu-Tang album.
180
00:08:04,366 --> 00:08:07,283
♪ Zit zit te-kah ♪
181
00:08:09,660 --> 00:08:12,150
♪ Zit zit te-kah ♪
182
00:08:12,183 --> 00:08:14,183
Pop it up, everybody.
Pump it up, pop it up.
183
00:08:14,216 --> 00:08:16,133
Pop it up, pop it up,
pop it up.
184
00:08:16,166 --> 00:08:18,500
See?
Pop it up.
185
00:08:18,830 --> 00:08:20,233
♪ Zit zit te-kah ♪♪
186
00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,266
[instrumental music]
187
00:08:25,300 --> 00:08:28,500
What's all this
old high school junk
for?
188
00:08:28,830 --> 00:08:29,300
This old-old junk is..
189
00:08:29,333 --> 00:08:32,300
...is gonna help me
remember my..
190
00:08:32,333 --> 00:08:34,300
...past.
191
00:08:34,333 --> 00:08:36,330
And hopefully,
it will help me find out
192
00:08:36,660 --> 00:08:38,183
why I got commitment anxiety.
193
00:08:55,150 --> 00:08:57,283
What is this supposed
to help you remember?
194
00:08:59,660 --> 00:09:01,166
Never to bring a white girl
to the Mean Man March.
195
00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:03,330
[laughing]
196
00:09:06,660 --> 00:09:07,250
You're crazy.
197
00:09:10,830 --> 00:09:11,200
[coughing]
198
00:09:12,100 --> 00:09:14,250
Oh, snap, kid!
199
00:09:14,283 --> 00:09:18,830
Look at this. This is my
old Letterman's jacket.
200
00:09:18,116 --> 00:09:20,330
How do I look?
201
00:09:22,266 --> 00:09:24,250
You look like a ghetto
[indistinct] cut your hair.
202
00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:29,316
Hey, Marlon.
You remember this bow-tie?
203
00:09:29,350 --> 00:09:31,316
Oh, yeah. I remember this.
204
00:09:31,350 --> 00:09:33,100
Remember, I went to your prom.
205
00:09:33,133 --> 00:09:34,300
I went with that
senior
from special ed.
206
00:09:34,333 --> 00:09:35,316
- Yeah.
- Hey.
207
00:09:35,350 --> 00:09:37,366
She was dumb,
but she was a
freak.
208
00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:41,330
Yo, I had so much fun, kid.
209
00:09:41,660 --> 00:09:43,500
You know, I'm glad you had fun.
210
00:09:43,830 --> 00:09:45,183
This is one of the worst
nights
of my life.
211
00:09:46,366 --> 00:09:48,383
It's all coming back to me now.
212
00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:56,660
[instrumental music]
213
00:09:59,300 --> 00:10:01,250
Woo! Woo!
214
00:10:04,660 --> 00:10:05,116
Say, bro!
215
00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:10,250
Where's your, uh..
216
00:10:14,660 --> 00:10:15,150
...tenderoni?
217
00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:18,300
You know, you-you know
how women are, man.
218
00:10:18,333 --> 00:10:20,200
They-they are always late.
219
00:10:20,233 --> 00:10:22,150
It's time to grab
that special person
220
00:10:22,183 --> 00:10:23,200
because we're gonna..
221
00:10:23,233 --> 00:10:25,133
...kick it with a slow jam.
222
00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:29,283
'So, let's get down
with Lisa Lisa.'
223
00:10:29,316 --> 00:10:33,000
[Lisa Lisa And The Cult Jamperforming "All Cried Out"]
224
00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:35,830
Hey!
225
00:10:35,116 --> 00:10:37,660
Hey, you with the badass curl!
226
00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:38,383
Who is that?
227
00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:42,300
Oh, Shawn Williams.
Oh, what's wrong, baby?
228
00:10:42,333 --> 00:10:44,233
You couldn't get a date?
229
00:10:44,266 --> 00:10:45,350
You are a loser!
230
00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:49,183
[echoing]
Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser!
231
00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:52,200
Loser! Loser!
Loser! Loser..
232
00:10:52,233 --> 00:10:54,150
- 'Shawn.'
- I ain't no loser.
233
00:10:54,183 --> 00:10:56,383
Shawn. Shawn, snap out of it.
234
00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:58,330
Shawn!
235
00:11:01,830 --> 00:11:04,200
Man, I can't believe Kelly
ditched me like that.
236
00:11:04,233 --> 00:11:06,160
She was like
the first girl I ever
loved
237
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:09,660
and-and I ain't never
heard
from her ever again.
238
00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:11,233
Yeah, that was pretty
cold blooded the way she left
239
00:11:11,266 --> 00:11:14,330
only leaving a stupid letter.
240
00:11:14,660 --> 00:11:17,333
Man, that's probably the reason
why you got commitment anxiety.
241
00:11:20,116 --> 00:11:21,366
She didn't leave no letter.
242
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,233
Sure she did.
243
00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:25,350
Shawn, I remember
because I was in the cafeteria
244
00:11:25,383 --> 00:11:28,000
buying a coffee cake
and she gave me the letter
245
00:11:28,330 --> 00:11:30,330
and I put it in this pocket.
246
00:11:34,133 --> 00:11:36,300
Hey, look. My coffee cake.
247
00:11:44,216 --> 00:11:47,500
It's a little hard,
but it sure is tasty.
248
00:11:47,830 --> 00:11:48,233
- Give me that.
- No! Get your own.
249
00:11:48,266 --> 00:11:49,316
- Get your own.
- I just want the letter.
250
00:11:49,350 --> 00:11:51,500
Give me the, give me the letter.
251
00:11:51,830 --> 00:11:52,350
Give me..
I want the
letter.
252
00:11:52,383 --> 00:11:54,233
Alright. Alright.
253
00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:58,100
I want the letter.
254
00:12:10,283 --> 00:12:14,830
"Dear Shawn, I know we've been
looking forward to our prom
255
00:12:14,116 --> 00:12:16,150
"but I must leave
town immediately.
256
00:12:16,183 --> 00:12:18,133
"Here's a number
where I could be reached.
257
00:12:18,166 --> 00:12:19,350
"Please call.
258
00:12:19,383 --> 00:12:21,133
Love, Kelly."
259
00:12:31,116 --> 00:12:33,300
That's a beautiful letter.
260
00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:35,316
Wow, Shawn! You know what?
She didn't even stand you up.
261
00:12:35,350 --> 00:12:38,250
- You know what that means.
- Yeah.
262
00:12:38,283 --> 00:12:41,200
She's not the reason
I have commitment
anxiety.
263
00:12:41,233 --> 00:12:42,300
You are.
264
00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:46,200
[instrumental music]
265
00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:51,283
[instrumental music]
266
00:12:53,366 --> 00:12:55,100
Why the long face, Marlon?
267
00:12:55,133 --> 00:12:57,200
You look like you lost
your best friend.
268
00:12:57,233 --> 00:12:59,660
Best friend and a brother.
269
00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:02,000
I think you're makin'
alittle
this.
270
00:13:02,330 --> 00:13:05,100
I don't know, pop. I don't
think
Shawn's gonna forgive me.
271
00:13:05,133 --> 00:13:07,366
Man, I wish I would've
given him Kelly's letter.
272
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,100
Now, remember when he worked
all summer long
273
00:13:10,133 --> 00:13:11,333
to buy himself a new bike
274
00:13:11,366 --> 00:13:14,000
and you robbed his piggy bank?
275
00:13:15,830 --> 00:13:17,133
Yeah. Hey, wait a minute.
276
00:13:17,166 --> 00:13:19,166
You robbed his piggy bank.
277
00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:22,383
Well, I told him you did.
278
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,116
The point is
he forgave you then
279
00:13:27,150 --> 00:13:29,116
he'll forgive you now.
280
00:13:29,150 --> 00:13:31,660
I don't think so, pop.
281
00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:34,166
Man, I wish I could just
go back to high school.
282
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:35,166
Why you wanna do that?
283
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:36,216
It took you six years to get out
284
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,330
the first time.
285
00:13:40,116 --> 00:13:41,166
No, pop, I mean..
286
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:43,116
...go back to high school..
287
00:13:43,150 --> 00:13:45,200
...and this time
make things right.
288
00:13:45,233 --> 00:13:48,300
Oh! Go back into the past.
289
00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:51,216
I wish I can go back
into the past.
290
00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:53,300
I'll buy myself
another pair of these pants.
291
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:58,166
Yeah, pop, because those
are getting real tight.
292
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,366
You showing us stuff
that we don't need to
see.
293
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,383
[instrumental music]
294
00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:13,160
Marlon!
295
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,216
Loser!
296
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,330
Say, bro!
297
00:14:25,660 --> 00:14:27,330
[echoing]
Say, bro, say, bro..
298
00:14:28,283 --> 00:14:30,283
What's the emergency?
299
00:14:30,316 --> 00:14:31,350
There is no emergency.
300
00:14:31,383 --> 00:14:33,383
[echoing]
...cy, cy, cy..
301
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:36,383
Wow!
302
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:38,366
[echoing]
Wow! Wow! Wow!
303
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:42,660
- Hello--
- Come on, stupid!
304
00:14:43,366 --> 00:14:45,233
What'd you have me come all
the way down here for, man?
305
00:14:45,266 --> 00:14:47,160
To play games with me?
I'm out of here.
306
00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:48,166
- Hey, I'm not playing games.
- Get off me.
307
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,830
Wait. Shawn, wait.
Hey, wait.
308
00:14:50,116 --> 00:14:52,660
Hold on.
I got a surprise for you.
309
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,166
Come on.
310
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:55,330
Here.
311
00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:58,660
Put this on.
312
00:14:58,100 --> 00:14:59,233
Just put it on.
313
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:00,333
Here.
314
00:15:05,116 --> 00:15:07,150
I feel like a usher
at a movie theatre.
315
00:15:08,383 --> 00:15:10,233
What are you doing?
316
00:15:10,266 --> 00:15:11,316
Getting you dressed.
317
00:15:11,350 --> 00:15:13,500
You, my friend..
318
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,830
...are going back to your prom.
319
00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:18,233
Voila!
320
00:15:22,350 --> 00:15:24,150
Hell!
321
00:15:24,183 --> 00:15:26,500
- You did all this?
- Yup.
322
00:15:26,830 --> 00:15:28,116
Look like a Puerto
Rican
Christmas up in here.
323
00:15:33,830 --> 00:15:34,233
Why did you do all this, stupid?
324
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:35,383
'Cause,Mira..
325
00:15:39,233 --> 00:15:41,133
Because I wanted everything
to be exactly
326
00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:43,183
the way it was
your prom night.
327
00:15:43,216 --> 00:15:44,216
Marlon.
328
00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:46,500
Why in the world
would I wanna
relive
329
00:15:46,830 --> 00:15:47,183
the worst night of my life?
330
00:15:47,216 --> 00:15:48,183
Ah.
331
00:15:48,216 --> 00:15:50,166
It was the worst night
of your life.
332
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,366
But all that's about to change.
333
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,366
Cuckoo!
334
00:15:55,366 --> 00:15:57,350
Soo-o-o-o.
335
00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:01,366
Kelly?
336
00:16:02,316 --> 00:16:04,160
'Is that really you?'
337
00:16:04,383 --> 00:16:06,350
I must be tripping.
338
00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:09,166
Well, it's nice
to see you too, Shawn.
339
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:12,160
Oh, oh, oh.
No, I didn't mean it like
that.
340
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:13,150
It's just..
341
00:16:13,183 --> 00:16:15,316
...I haven't seen you
in, like, eight years.
342
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,830
You disappeared on me.
343
00:16:17,116 --> 00:16:18,316
Well, if you would've called
me
you would've known
344
00:16:18,350 --> 00:16:20,166
that I had a family emergency.
345
00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:22,366
Family emergency?
346
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,316
I should have known better
than to give Marlon that
letter.
347
00:16:27,150 --> 00:16:30,366
Hey, hey, sister.
Let's not dwell on the past.
348
00:16:35,116 --> 00:16:38,150
Look, I'm sorry the way
it happened the first time.
349
00:16:38,183 --> 00:16:40,350
But hey, I'm here for you now.
350
00:16:40,383 --> 00:16:44,133
Whoo, and you sure are, girl.
Hey, better late than never.
351
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:48,333
My God, I'm so
embarrassed,
I..
352
00:16:48,366 --> 00:16:50,150
...have been waiting
to see you all this
time
353
00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:51,316
and I don't even
have
a corsage for you.
354
00:16:51,350 --> 00:16:52,350
Bam!
355
00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:05,366
Thank you, Marlon.
356
00:17:07,116 --> 00:17:08,316
Hey, uh..
357
00:17:09,216 --> 00:17:11,150
...it's plastic..
358
00:17:11,183 --> 00:17:13,200
...but I spread it
with Lemon Pledge.
359
00:17:15,166 --> 00:17:17,150
For the aroma.
360
00:17:17,183 --> 00:17:19,116
- Play on, player.
- Thank you.
361
00:17:19,150 --> 00:17:21,266
Oh, don't be shy, y'all.
Get up on the gristle.
362
00:17:27,830 --> 00:17:29,660
Damn, Kelly.
363
00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:31,300
You still fine as ever, girl.
364
00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:35,350
And you still have
the sexiest brown eyes.
365
00:17:35,383 --> 00:17:37,166
They're alright.
366
00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:43,366
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
367
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,116
Party people in the place to be.
368
00:17:48,830 --> 00:17:51,200
You've got to clog your
fucking
Coleman Dean up in here.
369
00:17:51,233 --> 00:17:52,350
We gonna kicked this party off.
370
00:17:52,383 --> 00:17:55,366
[upbeat music]
371
00:17:57,216 --> 00:17:58,316
♪ Drummin' up now ♪
372
00:17:58,350 --> 00:18:00,183
♪ Say say say ♪
373
00:18:00,216 --> 00:18:03,500
♪ Say oh-oh
oh-oh ♪
374
00:18:03,830 --> 00:18:05,200
♪ Say oh-oh oh-oh ♪
375
00:18:05,233 --> 00:18:07,383
♪ Throw all your hands
in the air ♪
376
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:10,100
♪ And wave them like
you just don't care ♪
377
00:18:10,133 --> 00:18:12,316
♪ If the girl you dancing
with
got a big ol' booty ♪
378
00:18:12,350 --> 00:18:15,183
♪ Let me hear you say
oh yeah oh yeah ♪♪
379
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:20,183
It's time to capture
the moment of a
lifetime
380
00:18:20,216 --> 00:18:23,330
over by the picture booth.
381
00:18:23,660 --> 00:18:25,100
Please don't forget to have
five dollars ready.
382
00:18:25,133 --> 00:18:27,116
Bring your ass here.
383
00:18:29,183 --> 00:18:30,216
Alright.
384
00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:32,660
Say "gum and cheese."
385
00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:34,660
(both)
Gum and cheese.
386
00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:36,266
Alright.
387
00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:38,183
That will be five dollars..
388
00:18:38,216 --> 00:18:39,233
...a piece.
389
00:18:39,266 --> 00:18:41,283
- You owe me.
- Alright.
390
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,216
I'm so sorry
the night has to end.
391
00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:53,350
I've had such a wonderful time.
392
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:55,200
Well, there is
one good thing about us
393
00:18:55,233 --> 00:18:57,830
waiting so long for our prom.
394
00:18:57,116 --> 00:19:00,316
- What's that?
- We don't have a curfew.
395
00:19:00,350 --> 00:19:02,150
Oh, damn.
396
00:19:07,166 --> 00:19:08,383
Shawn.
397
00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:10,350
Let me go call my babysitter.
398
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:12,300
Hey, oh, whoa, whoa!
399
00:19:13,316 --> 00:19:15,233
- Babysitter?
- Uh-huh.
400
00:19:15,266 --> 00:19:17,383
- You got kids?
- Oh, just four.
401
00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:19,133
Four?
402
00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:21,266
And where's all
your baby daddies?
403
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,300
Well, I'm not with them anymore.
404
00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:27,283
All three of them,
they just no good.
405
00:19:27,316 --> 00:19:29,283
But, you know, maybe,
you know, maybe, it will be
406
00:19:29,316 --> 00:19:31,150
a little different
between you and me.
407
00:19:31,183 --> 00:19:33,200
Hay, whoa, whoa!
Slow down, Lil'
Kim.
408
00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:38,000
I wanna bumble with the bee
409
00:19:38,330 --> 00:19:40,660
but, bzzz,
I don't want a
family.
410
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:48,283
Oh, I get it.
Right, right.
411
00:19:48,316 --> 00:19:52,160
Marlon told me how you run away
from relationships.
412
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:54,500
I-I don't run away
from relationships.
413
00:19:54,830 --> 00:19:57,830
I just, you know,
I like to take it
slow.
414
00:19:57,116 --> 00:20:00,116
Yeah, sometimes I wish
I had taken it slow..
415
00:20:00,150 --> 00:20:01,250
...like two husbands ago.
416
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:04,233
That's okay.
I mean we all make
mistakes.
417
00:20:04,266 --> 00:20:07,660
It just so happens you made
a few more than everybody else.
418
00:20:08,150 --> 00:20:09,333
It's all good.
419
00:20:11,830 --> 00:20:12,250
I just wanna tell you..
420
00:20:12,283 --> 00:20:15,383
...by seeing you
tonight,
it really helped me.
421
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:18,500
Thank you for showin' up.
422
00:20:18,830 --> 00:20:20,100
Thanks for giving me my prom.
423
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:29,366
Hey...I mean we can
still
stay in touch, right?
424
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,233
[indistinct]
425
00:20:39,660 --> 00:20:40,266
You know, Shawn..
426
00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:43,830
...you're a real cool brother.
427
00:20:43,116 --> 00:20:46,660
Someday you gonna make
someone real happy.
428
00:20:54,233 --> 00:20:56,660
Alright, Shawn.
429
00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:57,133
Wait up, I had no idea
430
00:20:57,166 --> 00:21:00,166
the old lady in the shoe
was so young.
431
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,660
Shawn, come on, man,
I was just tryin' to help.
432
00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:04,116
I was just tryin' to make
a love connection.
433
00:21:04,150 --> 00:21:06,166
Come on, Shawn,
please don't hit me!
434
00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:10,216
I ain't gonna hit you, kid.
435
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:12,133
I wanna thank you.
436
00:21:12,166 --> 00:21:14,660
You just helped me
close
a really important
chapter
437
00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:16,330
of my life.
438
00:21:16,660 --> 00:21:17,200
Now I could move on.
439
00:21:17,233 --> 00:21:19,830
I love you.
440
00:21:26,216 --> 00:21:28,133
I can't believe
you ain't mad at me.
441
00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:29,233
Of course I ain't mad at you.
442
00:21:29,266 --> 00:21:30,266
The only thing that I'm mad at
443
00:21:30,300 --> 00:21:32,133
is your whack-ass DJ skills.
444
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:34,283
- What!
- I'mma show you how it's
done.
445
00:21:34,316 --> 00:21:35,383
Word up.
446
00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:41,500
Y'all give it up for SW1.
447
00:21:43,660 --> 00:21:44,216
This is the place to be.
448
00:21:44,250 --> 00:21:46,233
We're gonna rock it
like this now, y'all.
449
00:21:46,266 --> 00:21:47,300
Word up.
450
00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:49,660
Anyone out there [indistinct].
451
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:51,283
[upbeat music]
452
00:21:52,383 --> 00:21:56,160
Hip, hip , hip, hip, hip-hop!
453
00:21:59,166 --> 00:22:01,366
[upbeat music]
454
00:22:14,830 --> 00:22:17,250
- [indistinct].
- Oh, you know it.
455
00:22:17,283 --> 00:22:19,660
Hey, Shawn.
456
00:22:23,316 --> 00:22:25,300
(Shawn)Look up, Marlon. Say cheese.
32118
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
