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[instrumental music]
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Mail call.
Got the gas
bill.
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The electric bill.
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- Master charge.
- 'Uh.'
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Look, this is something
from Lincoln Junior High.
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- Lincoln Junior High?
- 'Yeah.'
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Shawn, it's my report card.
Shawn, please don't tell pops.
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[sobbing]
Pop's gonna beat my ass.
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Marlon, will you stop it?
You're a grown man.
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Oh yeah. Force of habit.
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- Marlon, this is strange.
- What's that?
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It's an invitation to a
retirement party for Mr.
Gibbs.
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Mr. Gibbs?
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Our old creative
writing teacher?
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- Yeah.
- I hated that man.
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So did I. Man, he was mean.
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He was so mean,
that he got voted
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most-hated teacher
five years in a row.
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Yeah, and he was only
there for three years.
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That guy was so mean,
he caused me to overeat.
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Dupree, you was a fat fetus.
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[theme song]
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♪ We're brothers ♪
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♪ We're happy and we're singing
and we're colored ♪
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♪ Give me a high five ♪♪
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(male #1)
'Alright, cut and print!'
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'Beautiful, guys.
Dynamite! That is..'
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(Shawn)
'I can't believe it.'
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Old prune face Gibbs
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is finally hanging it up.
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It's about time, mates
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about the meanest teacher
in our high school.
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Yeah, I heard he
spent
his summer vacation
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clubbing baby seals.
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Boom! Arf, arf, arf, arf.
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Yeah, man.
I don't care, you know.
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All I know is even though
it was ten years ago..
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...I still be having
nightmares about that man.
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Give me another Rain-Blo, homie.
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You crazy? What you smoking,
this is the last pack, B.
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- Yo, what's up? What's up?
- What's up, homeboy?
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[indistinct chatter]
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- Word.
- Pe-e-eace.
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- What's up, homeboy?
- Ceilin'.
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- Yo, homeboy, yo.
- What's up?
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Check out this fab beat.
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Me and my man
was working on last night.
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- Clear the spot.
- Alright, go.
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[beatboxing]
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♪ Purr stick 'em
ha ha stick 'em ♪
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♪ Purr stick 'em
ha ha stick 'em♪
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♪ Purr stick 'em
ha ha stick 'em♪
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[beatboxing]
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Yeah.
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[applauding]
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'Yeah.'
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- Yo, homeboy.
- What's up, homeboy?
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Yo, what you doin', chillin'
up
at the front of the class?
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- Yo, Mr. Gibbs is wack.
- 'Oh.'
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Yo, he'd be 'ellin,
first of all..
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...he stepped on
my brand-new kicks
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straight from the Nancy Street.
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- Oh, no! No! No!
- Oh, man!
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- Agony, agony, agony.
- Oh, no!
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Then baby 'ellin.
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I've been here
for the last three periods
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one, two, like that.
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Like that.
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- That many?
- Like that.
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- Yo, homeboy.
- What's up?
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- What's this?
- Whata! What's what?
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"I will not eat gum
from underneath the
desk."
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Homeboy, did you say
gum underneath the desk?
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- Yeah, B.
- There's gum under the desk?
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- Yeah, B.
- Then let me peep this.
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There really is some..
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[babbling]
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(Shawn)
'Yo, homeboy. Yo..
Yo, homeboy..'
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Look out,
look out, look out.
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Edwards, are you talking?
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No, I-I got laryngitis.
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You just earned yourself
three hours of detention.
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And what do I
smell?
Is that perfume?
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You're here to learn,
not to peddle your
flesh.
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Here's a wet
wipe,
wipe it off.
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[laughs]
Got you!
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Mr. Gibbs, yo,
uh...I finished.
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Well, you must be failing
math too
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that doesn't look like a 100.
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[clicks tongue]
Come on, Mr. Gibbs
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I gotta get to lunch.
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That's the only class
I'm passing.
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Alright, you'll
finish
after school..
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...then you're gonna clap
my
erasers while I watch you.
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Man, you wack.
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Okay, people,
I can see a lot of
you
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didn't stick
to last week's
lesson.
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What was it?
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(all)
"Write what you feel."
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(Mr. Gibbs)
'Exactly.'
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Now, Lakeisha wrote
what she felt..
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...I guess she felt
like failing.
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Dupree has dissed you.
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Dupree, here's
your
masterpiece.
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"The secret life
of a burrito supreme."
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D minus.
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D minus? What about
all my research?
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Well, it would've been an F.
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The guacamole on the paper
was a nice touch.
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Are you chewing gum?
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Uh, it's not mine.
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See, I got it from
underneath the desk, homeboy.
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Dupree, you sicken me.
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Unless you want
the board of
education.
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Put it on your nose!
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You look like
"Full Force" with a zit.
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- What's this?
- Hey, hey, yo!
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A note.
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Wait-wait, yo, that's just
some
of my funky fresh lyrics
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that I was kickin' to Roxanne.
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Right, light skin?
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Then you won't mind sharing it
with rest of the class.
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Come on up here
and read it, Williams.
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Oh, come on, yo, Mr. Gibbs.
Don't diss me like that, man.
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Come on, I-I can't go up
there and read that.
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I wrote that for my girl.
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No, no. This is too good.
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You get up here,
and read it, Williams.
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Come on!
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[groans]
Man!
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Let us hear it, brother.
Let us hear you. Go ahead.
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Hold my chain, girl.
Here, hold this, come
on.
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"Ode to Roxanne, Roxanne.
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"Your love is good,
so good it makes me afraid.
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"I wanna drink your love..
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...like a cup of red Kool-Aid."
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Preach on,
brother!
Tell me about it!
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"I'm so glad..
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"...you're a girl
who doesn't wear a weave..
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"...'cause if you did
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it would make me really heave."
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(Dupree)
'Real deal, real deal.'
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"Roxanne, Roxanne
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"try to love me if you can.
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'Cause Roxanne, Roxanne,
I wanna be your man."
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Well, it's a good poem,
Williams.
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But is that writing
what you feel?
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I hate you, Mr. Gibbs.
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I've got news, Williams,
you're not Roxanne's man.
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She's dating Jeff.
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Yo, three o'clock,
me and you, Leroy from "Fame."
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- It wasn't right, man.
- It's okay, baby.
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I just wasn't ready.
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I had almost forgotten
how evil Mr. Gibbs was, man.
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Yeah, he did kinda
play you out,
Shawn.
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And you went runnin' outta
class like a little biatch!
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You should've seen you.
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"No!
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"I hate you, Mr. Gibbs.
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No!"
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So..
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Hey, I tell you right now..
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...if Mr. Gibbs wasn't
so old, I'd get him back.
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Hey, they're never
too old for revenge,
baby.
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It's an eye for an eye.
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A toof for a toofus.
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It's the big payback,
baby,
that's what it is.
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Yeah, payback!
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Revenge!
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[instrumental music]
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[doorbell rings]
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You sure this
stink bomb's gonna
work?
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Man, don't worry, man.
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One went off at our house,
and we had to move.
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Damn!
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What's up in it?
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Some chitlins my grandmother
ain't cleaned yet.
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Oh!
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Don't worry, man,
when Gibbs open this box--
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Ga-blam!
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Chitlin dookie surprise.
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Hey, hey, the surprise
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is they ain't gonna be able
to wash the stink of 'em.
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Hey, forget y'all,
I thought it was funny.
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Hey, look, let's drop this
off,
and let's be out.
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Yes, sir.
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Hello, you must be
former students of
Donald's.
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I'm Mrs. Gibbs.
Come in, please.
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Look,
Tweety bird's grandmother.
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Hey, hi, I'm-I'm Shawn Williams
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and, uh, this is
Marlon Williams, my brother.
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- Hi!
- How are you?
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Cool.
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Well, we're former
students
of your husband's.
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We was in his
creative writing
class.
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Oh, yes, yes, honey.
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'Honey, look who's here.'
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Shawn, Marlon,
it's great to see you.
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Hey. How are you doing?
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Hey, how are you
doing, Mr. Gibbs?
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- Straight.
- Good to see you.
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- Damn, Mr. Gibbs, remember me?
- How can I forget.
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- You took my class three
times.
- Hey, that's right.
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Yeah. You made me
what I am today.
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Don't blame me for that.
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Actually, you better
blame
Ben and Jerry for that.
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Get on goin', Haagen-Dazs.
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Hey, Mr. Gibbs, me and Marlon
were surprised that you
invited
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us to your retirement party.
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Yeah, you know what's funny
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I always thought you hated us.
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I did.
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But my wife invited
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all my old students
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before I could stop her, but..
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...I'm glad you came.
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Gives me a chance
to tell you
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how much I liked
that poem you wrote.
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- Poem?
- Yeah.
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It's the hit
of all my parties.
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In fact,
I was just about to read it.
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Hey, hey, hey,
wait wait w..
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(Mr. Gibbs)
Gather around everybody.
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"Ode to Roxanne"
by Shawn Williams.
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"Your love is so good,
it makes me afraid.
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I want to drink you up,
like a cup of red Kool-Aid."
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[all laughing]
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(Mr. Gibbs)
I'm sorry. It's
hilarious..
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Are you crying?
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Come on!
You crazy, man.
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I mean.. Hey, look,
j-just drop it off,
alright?
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Drop off the gift
and I'll be out.
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I'll be out in the car.
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I hate you, Mr. Gibbs!
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[instrumental music]
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Dupree, Come on. Come on.
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[laughing]
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That old crow may have gotten
the best of me last night
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butI
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That's right.
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I bet his house smells
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worse than a zookeeper's hands.
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Boys, I hope you didn't
go through that
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ridiculous, stupid,
stink bomb plan.
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That's right, pops,
he had it coming.
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You boys should know
better than that.
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Being a teacher is
the hardest job there is.
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They deserve more respect.
249
00:11:03,116 --> 00:11:05,100
- Morning, fellas.
- Oh, hi, Dee.
250
00:11:05,133 --> 00:11:07,216
Hey, girl.
251
00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:10,500
Hey, weren't y'all
at that Mr. Gibbs'
252
00:11:10,830 --> 00:11:11,216
retirement party last night?
253
00:11:11,250 --> 00:11:13,283
Oh, yeah.
That party was the bomb.
254
00:11:13,316 --> 00:11:15,200
Yo, it was the stink bomb.
255
00:11:15,233 --> 00:11:17,200
Boom!
256
00:11:17,233 --> 00:11:19,160
I see how you can joke
about that?
257
00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:20,266
They give a big dinner
in his honor
258
00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:22,166
and then the man drops dead.
259
00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:23,216
- He what?
- What?
260
00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:24,266
What're you talkin' about?
261
00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:25,333
What'd you mean he dropped dead?
262
00:11:25,366 --> 00:11:28,250
It says, when he sat down
263
00:11:28,283 --> 00:11:30,330
to open his presents--
264
00:11:30,660 --> 00:11:34,183
Oh, lord! No, no, no, lord.
My boys are killers.
265
00:11:34,216 --> 00:11:36,183
Oh! Who's next, me?
266
00:11:36,216 --> 00:11:38,333
You Menendez brothers.
267
00:11:44,366 --> 00:11:47,266
Now, look, it doesn't even say
anything in here about that.
268
00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:49,133
Good looking out, son.
I'll tell what you should
do.
269
00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:51,000
Go down there and find out
what really happened.
270
00:11:51,330 --> 00:11:52,200
- Yeah.
- Might as well.
271
00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:54,133
I just hope Mr. Gibbs
ain't the first man to die
272
00:11:54,166 --> 00:11:56,183
from a chitlin dookie surprise.
273
00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:58,183
Our gift ain't opened.
274
00:11:58,216 --> 00:11:59,300
- It's not?
- It's not opened.
275
00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:01,500
- It's not opened.
- It's not opened.
276
00:12:01,830 --> 00:12:02,660
Black, you know what that means?
277
00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:03,216
We didn't kill him.
278
00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:05,133
- Come on, let's go.
- No, no, no. Wait, wait,
wait.
279
00:12:05,166 --> 00:12:06,333
- What?
- We can't go.
280
00:12:06,366 --> 00:12:08,183
- We can't break out like
that.
- Why not?
281
00:12:08,216 --> 00:12:10,283
Because what if his wife
opens the gift?
282
00:12:10,316 --> 00:12:13,333
She'll wind up smelling
worse than the corpse.
283
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:16,660
Look, we gotta
get
the gift back.
284
00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:17,166
Alright, alright.
285
00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,116
[doorbell rings]
286
00:12:19,150 --> 00:12:22,166
[sobbing]
Oh, Shawn and Marlon..
287
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,250
...come in.
288
00:12:31,383 --> 00:12:35,283
Uh, Mrs. Gibbs, we just came by
to pay our respects.
289
00:12:35,316 --> 00:12:38,383
Oh, I'm so glad
you boys came by.
290
00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:41,133
You know,
you were the only students
291
00:12:41,166 --> 00:12:44,200
who bothered to give him a gift.
292
00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,283
Well, see, Mrs. Gibbs that's..
293
00:12:47,316 --> 00:12:50,383
...part of the reason
why we came by, see..
294
00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:52,333
...we need our gift back.
295
00:12:52,366 --> 00:12:55,660
Oh, but you
can't have it back.
296
00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:58,330
We're going to open
all the gifts as a final
tribute
297
00:12:58,660 --> 00:13:00,150
at the memorial service.
298
00:13:00,183 --> 00:13:02,200
We thought it
a fitting way to say
goodbye.
299
00:13:02,233 --> 00:13:05,216
Oh, well, this gift doesn't
really say goodbye.
300
00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:09,330
It says more like,
open a window.
301
00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:10,660
I don't understand.
302
00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:11,150
Just give me the gift.
303
00:13:11,183 --> 00:13:14,160
Lady, give me the gift,
I'll give you $20.
304
00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:15,660
[sobbing]
305
00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:16,266
Alright, come on,
don't.. Shh!
306
00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:19,160
Come on, be quiet.
Alright, don't cry, don't
cry.
307
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:21,166
I didn't mean to lowball you.
308
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:24,183
I'm sorry, I can't
give you the gift
back.
309
00:13:26,350 --> 00:13:29,350
But you know what would
mean so much to me?
310
00:13:29,383 --> 00:13:33,000
If you boys would
give
a eulogy at the
service.
311
00:13:33,330 --> 00:13:35,133
- Say what?
- Please, say yes.
312
00:13:36,350 --> 00:13:39,350
Look, it's the only way
we're gonna get our gift back.
313
00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:41,333
Alright. It's cool.
314
00:13:41,366 --> 00:13:46,160
Besides, funerals have a bunch
of grieving vulnerable women..
315
00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:48,366
...who need
a shoulder to cry
on.
316
00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,350
[gibberish]
317
00:13:59,330 --> 00:14:03,366
And we all remember him
as a friend, a wonderful
husband
318
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,660
'and a devoted teacher.'
319
00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:09,350
I'll never forget
the time Donald..
320
00:14:09,383 --> 00:14:12,266
- Hey, what?
- Amen. Amen.
321
00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:17,216
Hey man,
ready for your eulogy, huh?
322
00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:20,183
You stayed up all night
writing
it. Better slam it, huh?
323
00:14:20,216 --> 00:14:23,316
Man, the only thing that's gonna
be slammin' is that coffin lid.
324
00:14:23,350 --> 00:14:26,100
Gee, I was up all night, I
couldn't think of one nice
thing
325
00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:27,266
to say about that man.
326
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:31,150
And now we'll hear
from his favorite students
327
00:14:31,183 --> 00:14:33,300
Shawn and Marlon Williams.
328
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,233
Hey, you did a great job.
329
00:14:38,266 --> 00:14:39,283
[whispering]
330
00:14:39,316 --> 00:14:41,116
You did good.
331
00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:49,133
We are gathered here today..
332
00:14:49,166 --> 00:14:50,233
Mmm. Mmm-mm-hmm.
333
00:14:50,266 --> 00:14:54,250
...to pay our respect
to a wonderful
teacher..
334
00:14:54,283 --> 00:14:57,500
...Mr. Donald Gibbs.
335
00:14:58,283 --> 00:15:00,350
- We all loved him.
- Oh, yes, we did.
336
00:15:00,383 --> 00:15:05,150
- Can I get a witness?
- Amen. Yes, lord, amen.
337
00:15:06,366 --> 00:15:08,166
At Junior Lincoln High..
338
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:11,660
...we thought of
him
as our Mr. Kotter.
339
00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:15,250
♪ And we were
the sweathogs.. ♪
340
00:15:15,283 --> 00:15:17,200
Our Nick Freno..
341
00:15:17,233 --> 00:15:20,383
♪ The white boy on the WB ♪♪
342
00:15:22,133 --> 00:15:24,350
And our Michelle
Pfeiffer
in that bad movie
343
00:15:24,383 --> 00:15:26,660
with a good soundtrack.
344
00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:27,200
Oh, lord!
345
00:15:27,233 --> 00:15:30,366
Yes, the Holy Spirit,
help Coolio's haircut.
346
00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:34,660
I rebuke you, cornrow demon.
347
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,216
[babbling]
348
00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:39,160
..."Wide Eye" ain't you? You
may
proceed, brother William.
349
00:15:40,366 --> 00:15:45,266
Mr. Gibbs believed in
education,
not constipation.
350
00:15:46,350 --> 00:15:49,233
In the land of subjugation
351
00:15:49,266 --> 00:15:52,166
with 101 Dalmatians.
352
00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:55,660
You better run, Jesse.
353
00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:58,660
You better run,
mama baby boy.
354
00:15:58,100 --> 00:16:02,183
Mr. Gibbs also believed
in
mom and pop
355
00:16:02,216 --> 00:16:05,350
not hip and hop
to the
hibidy-hibidy-hip-hop.
356
00:16:05,383 --> 00:16:07,133
And you don't stop..
357
00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:11,233
...rocking to the bang
and the bang boogie da...up.
358
00:16:11,266 --> 00:16:14,830
Jump the boogie the..
359
00:16:14,116 --> 00:16:17,150
...to the rhythm
of the boogie the beat.
360
00:16:17,183 --> 00:16:20,200
So, now, ladies and gentlemen..
361
00:16:20,233 --> 00:16:22,283
...I'd like to now bow our heads
362
00:16:22,316 --> 00:16:25,330
and let's all say a prayer.
363
00:16:29,830 --> 00:16:30,250
Coo-coo!
364
00:16:34,116 --> 00:16:36,166
- Amen.
- Amen. Cool.
365
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:40,216
So in closing,
we just wanna
say..
366
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:43,160
...Mr. Gibbs, you will always
367
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:46,200
be alive in our memories.
368
00:16:46,233 --> 00:16:48,150
Keep Gibbs alive!
369
00:16:48,183 --> 00:16:51,100
Keep Gibbs alive!
Keep Gibbs alive!
370
00:16:51,133 --> 00:16:53,160
Say it with me.
Keep Gibb alive.
371
00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:54,300
- Keep him alive!
- Keep Gibb alive!
372
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:56,266
- Keep Gibb alive.
- Keep Gibb alive.
373
00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:58,316
Peace y'all.
Y'all been great. We love you!
374
00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:00,250
- Yeah.
- Excuse me?
375
00:17:00,283 --> 00:17:03,300
Why are you taking that gift?
376
00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:05,266
Oh, y-you mean, this gift?
377
00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:09,000
Oh, Lord, forgiveth him,
rebuke him, please.
378
00:17:09,330 --> 00:17:12,200
For he know not knoweth
what he done doneth.
379
00:17:15,383 --> 00:17:17,383
Look, I'm sorry, Mrs. Gibbs.
380
00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:20,266
I can't lie to you.
381
00:17:22,660 --> 00:17:23,166
Only reason why we came here
382
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:27,133
was to give him
this,
this stink bomb.
383
00:17:28,316 --> 00:17:30,266
I never had anything
nice
to say about him.
384
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,166
[whispering]
Hell, no.
385
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,300
In fact, the only thing I could
remember he ever taught us was..
386
00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:37,200
(both)
Write what you feel.
387
00:17:37,233 --> 00:17:40,830
Well, can't you
at least do that?
388
00:17:40,116 --> 00:17:42,183
You owe him that much,
at least.
389
00:17:44,133 --> 00:17:46,183
I think, you're right.
390
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:58,166
Mr. Gibbs was
one of the
meanest..
391
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:02,000
...cold-blooded, evil
teachers
I've ever had in my life.
392
00:18:03,266 --> 00:18:06,233
He made the boy cr-r-ry.
393
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:11,830
Like Georgie Porgie puddin' pie.
394
00:18:11,116 --> 00:18:15,366
Had him runnin'
like a little biatch!
395
00:18:22,330 --> 00:18:24,283
Look, all I know is
396
00:18:24,316 --> 00:18:27,830
he was hard on us
for one reason.
397
00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:31,283
One reason only..
398
00:18:31,316 --> 00:18:33,300
...'cause life was hard.
399
00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:35,183
'Cause life is hard.
400
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:40,000
So, I guess,
what I'm trying to say
is..
401
00:18:40,330 --> 00:18:41,216
...thank you, Mr. Gibbs.
402
00:18:43,660 --> 00:18:46,166
Thank you for
preparing us for
life.
403
00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:50,233
Rest in peace.
404
00:18:55,316 --> 00:18:57,333
[sobbing]
Don't take my Mr. Gibbs from
me.
405
00:18:59,133 --> 00:19:02,830
Lord, he was too young to die.
406
00:19:04,150 --> 00:19:05,316
Oh, father..
407
00:19:07,383 --> 00:19:10,116
...he was too young
to die, father.
408
00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:19,216
He was too
young..
Oh, lord!
409
00:19:24,133 --> 00:19:26,333
[indistinct chattering]
410
00:19:30,366 --> 00:19:33,660
It's okay. It's okay.
411
00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:37,200
Come on. It's okay.
Alright. Okay,
alright.
412
00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:39,250
Okay.
413
00:19:39,283 --> 00:19:40,233
Alright.
414
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:43,216
[Marlon screaming]
415
00:19:59,150 --> 00:20:00,200
Alright. Alright.
416
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:03,150
[indistinct chattering]
417
00:20:03,183 --> 00:20:05,233
Wait. Okay. Oh, wait.
418
00:20:05,266 --> 00:20:08,660
Okay. Hold it. Alright.
419
00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:12,500
No! No! Lord!
420
00:20:12,830 --> 00:20:13,100
Oh, God!
421
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:16,250
[screaming continues]
422
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:25,160
Please, don't let him go!
423
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:26,316
[indistinct screaming]
424
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,166
[instrumental music]
425
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:29,283
♪ Uh ♪
426
00:20:31,183 --> 00:20:34,160
Hey, good speech, man.
427
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:35,383
You know what's
funny,
I guess..
428
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:38,166
...I guess, Mr. Gibbs did
teach
us somethin' after all, huh?
429
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:41,283
Yeah, and the good news is
we got our stink bomb back.
430
00:20:41,316 --> 00:20:45,233
Yeah. Speakin' of stink bombs,
I'm in the mood for pops
chilly.
431
00:20:45,266 --> 00:20:47,000
- Whoo.
- Man, yeah.
432
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:49,500
That sound like the bomb, yo.
433
00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:55,500
Mm-mm.
434
00:20:55,830 --> 00:20:58,316
"Hope you enjoy this.
Love, Shawn and Marlon."
435
00:20:58,350 --> 00:21:02,000
They must be trying
to make up to me.
436
00:21:02,330 --> 00:21:04,300
They are so sweet!
437
00:21:05,366 --> 00:21:07,316
[explosion]
438
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:09,166
(Dee)
'Oh, my God!'
439
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,160
'Chitlins.'
440
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:13,250
[instrumental music]
441
00:21:17,660 --> 00:21:18,233
Hey man, got a little
something for you.
442
00:21:18,266 --> 00:21:22,500
- It's from me and him.
- Oh, man.
443
00:21:22,830 --> 00:21:24,233
Real Exploder.
444
00:21:24,266 --> 00:21:25,333
'Must be Cuban.'
445
00:21:25,366 --> 00:21:28,316
That's mighty white
of you boys.
446
00:21:28,350 --> 00:21:31,300
♪ Yi-ti-dee ♪♪
447
00:21:34,133 --> 00:21:36,283
[explosion]
448
00:21:38,150 --> 00:21:39,233
(Marlon)
'Run!'
449
00:21:41,330 --> 00:21:42,283
[theme music]
450
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,366
(Shawn)Look up, Marlon. Say cheese.
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