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Hey, kid. What's up?
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Is everything at the apartment
set for Pop's birthday party?
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- Oh, yeah, baby boy.
- Alright.
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Me and Grandma
are going to the apartment
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puttin' up the decorations
this afternoon.
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And once you and Dupree
pick up the gift
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and the cake,
we should be straight.
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Cake, man. What kinda
cake y'all gonna get him?
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Triple layer, chocolate chip
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with raspberry filling.
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- Can I lick the box?
- Hell no.
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Marlon, you make sure
you carry it.
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- Almost there, baby.
- Alright.
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So, what you guys got him?
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We got him the best gift
any kid could give their pops.
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[gasping]
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Ooh! "A Rolex
with Swiss precision
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fourteen carat gold band
and diamond face?"
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Hell no. You're readin'
the wrong page, girl.
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The Brolex,
with the CPT precision..
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...guaranteed to keep
you five minutes late.
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I guess, it's the thought
that counts.
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(Marlon)
'Mm-hmm.'
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Hey, man.
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Why we gettin'
him a cheap watch?
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Well, maybe 'cause you
only chipped in three
dollars.
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Shoot. You should have
caught me before Tyson fight.
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[imitating Tyson]
Huh, you're that's pretty
funny.
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Hey, kid,
can you picture Pop's reaction
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if we got him
a real Rolex?
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[imitating Pops]
Oh, boy! You got me
a real Rolex?
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And it doesn't even have
the serial numbers
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scratched off this time.
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[imitating Pops]
A-and brother, now that I
got
this watch, I'm so sidity
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me and your mama's
gonna be knockin'
boots..
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(together)
...all night long.
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Bang, bang, bang!
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[theme music]
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♪ We're brothers ♪
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♪ We're happy
and we're singing ♪
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♪ And we're colored ♪
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♪ Give me a high five ♪♪
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(male #1)
'Alright, cut and print.'
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'Beautiful guys!
Dynamite! That is..'
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[upbeat music]
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[instrumental music]
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(Dee)
'Oh...look at you!'
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Happy birthday, Pops!
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- Happy birthday, Pops!
- Happy birthday, Pops!
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Thank ya!
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00:02:04,100 --> 00:02:06,660
What are you two
huddled back there
for?
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You wouldn't be tryin' to hide
my birthday present, would ya?
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Stop it, Pops, look,
you're not gonna find
out
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what we got you until tonight.
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Now stop. Don't even ask.
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Well, I'll be there
7 O'clock sharp ready to
party.
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Don't worry,
I'll bring my own
pinata.
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Come on, Dee.
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Let me buy you
a little birthday drink.
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Well, I don't drink
this early.
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Man, G.
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He's gonna be so
excited
when he finds out
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what we got him, you know?
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Yeah. Hey, look..
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I'mma go pick up
his present.
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Alright, Marlon. Now this
is a big responsibility for
you.
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And you know how important
this day is to Pops.
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So do not screw this up.
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Come on, black. Why you
gonna disrespect me like
that?
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I'm sayin', I know
how to handle my
business!
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- Now, Marlon--
- I can handle my business!
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Come on, baby
child.
Let's go, baby.
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I got a lot of business.
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I was just testin' you.
See, you're on your
toes.
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I like that, bro.
You're on your
toes.
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(Shawn)
'I'm on my toes.'
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[instrumental music]
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Yo, G, you need
to really slow down,
man.
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I got a lotta
problems
with my ankles.
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Problem is you got
too much weight on 'em.
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Now move your big behind on.
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Why are you comin' off
on me like that, man?
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I'm sorry, black. I was just
thinkin' of my Pops, man.
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I mean, every year
we get him a cheap gift.
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I just want to get him somethin'
nice, you know what I'm sayin'?
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Yo, man,
I'm sure your
Pops
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will be cool with
whatever
y'all get him.
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He's probably happy y'all
ain't puttin' him a home.
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We need to put
you in fat camp.
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I don't know man,
there must be some way
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to get him that fancy Rolex.
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(male #2)
Come on, now, Li'l
Joe.
Come on! Hmm! Hmm!
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This is the worst streak
of bad luck I have ever had.
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- Dupree, come on.
- Yo, man.
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Son, come on.
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Are you gonna gamble with the
money for your father's gift?
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I'm sayin' the money I earn, I
could get him a real Rolex,
man.
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00:04:02,233 --> 00:04:05,300
Look, come on, G, look it,
T.C. is stone cold, man.
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I'm sayin', this will be as easy
as takin' money from government.
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Hey, if we're lucky,
I'll even buy you a Whopper.
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Hey, you really think
I'm gonna let a
Whopper
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come between me
and my better judgment?
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With
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Man, if you put it that way,
you need to go on over there
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and handle your
business,
you understand me?
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- That's what I'm sayin'.
- Yeah, it's on.
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Yo, what's up?
What they in
for?
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A Whopper with cheese, partner.
A Whopper with cheese.
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T.C., I'mma take you
for everything you own.
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Marlon and Dupree
should be here by
now.
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Hope they're not
somewhere goofin' off.
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Grandma, Marlon knows
how important this day is.
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I'm sure he's got
everything under control.
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Boy, get your hairy arms
off me.
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Now, looks like I have
everything you own.
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Oh, you can have
your shirts back.
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I don't wear cotton.
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You know what, I'm gonna
be a big man about this.
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A small step for a giant.
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Here are your jackets.
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- Oh.
- Come on, brother.
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Man, Dupree! What am I
gonna do about my father's
gift?
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I can't go back to the crib.
Shawn will kill me, man.
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Yup.
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God, all I had to do
was get my father's present.
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I can't do nothin' right.
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I feel worthless, man.
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Huh. Yeah, you should.
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I thought I wasn't nothin'.
But you really ain't squat!
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I might as well just
eat
my father's cake.
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No!
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- 'I couldn't help myself!'
- No!
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You didn't eat my
daddy's birthday cake?
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I couldn't help myself, man.
You never got the Whopper.
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Negro, you
ate
the candles!
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I'm just weak, man.
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I'm just a weak,
fat little man.
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God, I've messed up before,
but not like this, man.
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You want to lick the box?
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[instrumental music]
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I'm always messin' up.
I can't do nothin' right.
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The only good I'm doing is,
messin' up other people's
lives.
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I wish I was never born.
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(male #3)
'Aye, thinkin' of doin'
yourself in, dawg?'
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Who that? Who that?
Beef? Beef?
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[screaming]
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Shawn?
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Huh, he wished, fool.
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I'm D'Angelo.
I'm your guardian angel.
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Brother, you ain't no
angel.
Angel's are white.
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[chuckles]
That's what the man
wants you to think.
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- Ah. Enlightenment.
- Uh-huh.
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See, I'm just an angel tryin'
to get my wings on.
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Yeah, well if you're
an angel, then prove
it.
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Alright, then.
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See that brother down there
tryin' to catch that cab?
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Yeah.
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He been here for over an
hour.
Give up, bro!
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Ain't nobody gonna stop for him.
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Watch this.
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[tingling]
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[tires screeching]
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(male #4)
'I can't believe it!'
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'It's a miracle! It stopped!'
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[man laughing]
'It stopped!'
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Snap! Damn, black,
you really are an angel, huh?
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Hey, what's up? Can you hook
a brother's credit up?
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Hey, hey.
Hey, slow down,
junior.
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Only one miracle at a time.
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What the hell
are you doin' here?
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Well, I'm here to help you
out
in your time of need.
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You said you wished
you were never born.
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You think you're all horn?
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Alright, then, from this
point on, you were never born.
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Never born.
What you mean, never born?
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Oh, so what am I?
Some sperm?
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Where's the egg?
Where's the egg?
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What y'all be smokin' up
there?
Angel dust?
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That's pretty funny for a
guy
that doesn't exist.
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If you don't believe
me?
Alright, then.
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Let's go see your
family
and see how
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they're gettin'
along
without you.
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Alright, fine.
Oh, hold on.
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If you're my guardian angel,
are you always watchin' me?
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I mean, even when,
uh...you know?
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Yup.
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And let me be the
first
to tell you, junior.
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You need a hobby.
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And keep it up,
you gonna be
blind.
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Oh! I'm sorry, God.
I was just lonely.
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Come on.
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[tingling]
You ever had
that lonely feelin'?
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[instrumental music]
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Oh, man!
That was dope!
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Whoa! I got excited
for a minute.
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Hey, bro.
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I guess me not being born
didn't change much around here.
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00:09:01,133 --> 00:09:02,266
And where's Shawn?
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[chuckles]
Ah, junior.
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00:09:04,150 --> 00:09:06,366
Shawn don't
own the newsstand anymore.
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00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,150
Oh, I know.
202
00:09:08,183 --> 00:09:11,500
You're tryin' to tell me that
because I wasn't in Shawn's
life
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he never accomplished
any of his goals.
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What, is he homeless?
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00:09:14,266 --> 00:09:15,383
He in jail, huh?
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00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:19,166
No. He replaced the Indian
in the Village People.
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00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:21,266
I knew that boy
had sugar in his tank.
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He used to always do that.
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Yeah, Shawn was sweet.
I knew it.
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Not exactly, junior.
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See, Shawn owns
the buildin'
now.
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This is now
called
the S.W. Towers.
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See, Marlon,
since you wasn't
born..
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Shawn had to go
get another roommate.
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One that paid rent.
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I paid rent.
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Come on, junior.
Do you know who I work
for?
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Well, I kinda paid rent.
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Hey, look, them Sanford and Son
collector plates
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are gonna be worth
somethin' one day.
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00:09:52,366 --> 00:09:55,660
Anyway, with the extra
money
Shawn saved
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he invested in the stock
market,
and made millions.
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For the last time, get
them Negroes out of my
building.
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00:10:03,150 --> 00:10:08,660
Look, I don't care if they
are my family. Get rid of
'em!
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00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:09,233
- Yeah.
- Wait.
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00:10:09,266 --> 00:10:12,133
Since I wasn't born,
Shawn's a millionaire?
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00:10:12,166 --> 00:10:13,166
Well, I'mma go get paid.
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00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:15,660
Hey, you gotta recognize.
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00:10:15,100 --> 00:10:17,330
He ain't gonna recognize you.
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You better raise up.
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00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,830
Hey, look.
Everybody know me, baby.
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I'm M-love.
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00:10:21,283 --> 00:10:23,000
[laughing]
Ah.
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What's up, big baby!
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00:10:26,366 --> 00:10:28,316
What's up, black!
What's up, Shawn?
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00:10:28,350 --> 00:10:32,100
How ya feelin', baby? Boy,
you
lookin' good. Look at you.
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00:10:32,133 --> 00:10:36,166
Looking all snazzy. Boy,
you look like Johnnie
Cochran.
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00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,150
Look at your bad self, Shawn.
239
00:10:38,183 --> 00:10:41,283
Hey, I always knew you
was gonna be somebody. I
did.
240
00:10:41,316 --> 00:10:43,350
Oh, is that a real
cellular phone? Let me
see.
241
00:10:43,383 --> 00:10:45,166
This ain't
without
the chip in it?
242
00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:46,266
- Hey!
- I gotta call my hoochies.
243
00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:49,330
Hold on. Hey, you
girl..
Wassup, girl?
244
00:10:49,660 --> 00:10:50,316
- Give me my phone!
- Hey!
245
00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:52,330
Project Bunny!
246
00:10:53,116 --> 00:10:54,350
Oh, Project Bunny?
247
00:10:54,383 --> 00:10:57,216
You even usin' rich words.
248
00:10:57,250 --> 00:10:58,283
- Give me some money.
- What?
249
00:10:58,316 --> 00:11:00,160
- Give me some money.
- Help!
250
00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:01,183
- Hey, help, security!
- Give me money.
251
00:11:01,216 --> 00:11:02,383
- I only want some money.
- Security!
252
00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:06,500
Security! I'm bein' robbed
by a crack-head!
253
00:11:06,830 --> 00:11:08,100
Hyah. Hyah.
254
00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:10,300
Hey! Hey, Dee, it's me!
255
00:11:10,333 --> 00:11:13,330
What would you like me to do
with this one, Mr. Williams?
256
00:11:13,660 --> 00:11:16,330
Uh, do me a favor and
just take it really easy on
him.
257
00:11:17,133 --> 00:11:19,100
Beat him, mace him
and toss him in the alley!
258
00:11:19,133 --> 00:11:21,300
No, wait, Dee.
Dee, hold on. Hey, hold on.
259
00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:23,300
Arnold Schwarzenegger,
it's me, Marlon!
260
00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:25,116
- I don't know you!
- Ow!
261
00:11:25,150 --> 00:11:28,366
Would you take them
big-ass glasses off, you'd
see.
262
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,216
Okay, okay, you're in love
with the Jamaican drifter
263
00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:35,166
Dexter Longshanks, on that soap
opera, "Young and the Sweaty."
264
00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:38,160
Everybody knows
that.
I'm married to him.
265
00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:39,233
- That's a nice ring.
- Oh, yeah.
266
00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:41,333
I can't look at that
like that, girl. Mm-mm.
267
00:11:41,366 --> 00:11:43,150
Oh, there you are, Dex.
268
00:11:43,183 --> 00:11:45,266
Dee, light of my life,
you want me to kick
269
00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:49,000
the little bubba-squat's ass
for you?
270
00:11:49,330 --> 00:11:52,166
- No. Get movin'!
- Okay, okay, I'm leavin'.
271
00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:56,500
[Jamaican accent]
Whitey boy.
272
00:12:00,150 --> 00:12:02,250
Well, I guess me not being born
273
00:12:02,283 --> 00:12:04,266
was the best thing
for everybody.
274
00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:07,183
I mean, look it.
Shawn's rich.
275
00:12:07,216 --> 00:12:10,316
Dee's married
to Whoopie Goldilocks.
276
00:12:10,350 --> 00:12:12,166
"Popillion's Bistro?"
277
00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:14,216
- Is this Pops' Diner?
- Yeah, fool.
278
00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:16,830
See, since you
weren't around,
Marlon
279
00:12:16,116 --> 00:12:19,500
Pops' was able to study
with the best chefs in
Paris.
280
00:12:19,830 --> 00:12:21,366
Now, he owner of one of the
most
exclusive French restaurants
281
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,116
in the United States.
282
00:12:23,150 --> 00:12:26,150
I got to go, man.
This is too depressing.
283
00:12:27,350 --> 00:12:30,183
Hold up. Hold up.
284
00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:33,830
No! Come on.
285
00:12:33,116 --> 00:12:36,133
Dupree?
Body Builder of the
Year?
286
00:12:36,166 --> 00:12:38,300
How the hell did he turn
that keg into a six pack?
287
00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:41,660
Well, Marlon, since you
weren't around to bribe him
288
00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:42,350
with those Whoppers
all the time
289
00:12:42,383 --> 00:12:45,830
the brother finally
made his way to the gym.
290
00:12:45,116 --> 00:12:46,233
Start puttin' 'em up.
291
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:50,660
Put 'em up, put 'em up,
put 'em up.
292
00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:53,000
So I guess I just messed
up
everybody's life, huh?
293
00:12:53,330 --> 00:12:55,116
Next thing you'll
tell me
is T.C. is President.
294
00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:58,000
[both chuckle]
295
00:12:58,330 --> 00:13:00,116
Dawg, don't be ridiculous.
296
00:13:00,150 --> 00:13:02,200
- He's a senator.
- What?
297
00:13:02,233 --> 00:13:04,333
Oh, God, this is makin'
me
crazy. Come on, man.
298
00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:06,333
- Hey, hold on, junior.
- No more.
299
00:13:06,366 --> 00:13:08,500
I'mma peel my cap.
300
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:09,350
Well, junior,
you don't want to miss
301
00:13:09,383 --> 00:13:11,366
your father's party, do you?
302
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,830
What you smokin'?
I ain't goin' in
there.
303
00:13:14,116 --> 00:13:15,233
Hey, look, Dee and the dude
304
00:13:15,266 --> 00:13:17,330
with the "Predator" hair
is gonna kick my behind.
305
00:13:17,660 --> 00:13:18,366
- I ain't gonna--
- Oh, dog, stop tripping.
306
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,133
I'm gonna make us invisible.
307
00:13:22,350 --> 00:13:24,160
[tingling]
308
00:13:25,250 --> 00:13:27,233
You need some
Head and Shoulders.
309
00:13:27,266 --> 00:13:29,660
[thunder rumbling]
310
00:13:34,233 --> 00:13:36,283
Come on.
Let's go get our party on.
311
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,350
Hey, forget the
party,
if I'm invisible
312
00:13:38,383 --> 00:13:41,133
I'm goin' to the ladies room.
313
00:13:42,183 --> 00:13:43,350
Come on, dawg.
Don't playa-hate
me.
314
00:13:43,383 --> 00:13:46,100
Come on, I just want one
peek.
One peek.
315
00:13:55,830 --> 00:13:57,166
You trippin', dawg.
316
00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:58,300
Wow!
317
00:13:58,333 --> 00:14:01,830
This place is fancy.
318
00:14:01,116 --> 00:14:02,166
Real glasses?
319
00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:04,133
What happened to the jelly jars?
320
00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:06,283
And where's the fly paper at?
321
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,250
Hey, look at Grandma.
322
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,233
Hey, you lookin' good, Grandma.
323
00:14:12,266 --> 00:14:14,150
You gotta go with your bad self.
324
00:14:14,183 --> 00:14:17,116
Look real hard and close.
325
00:14:17,150 --> 00:14:20,200
Do you really think their life
is better without you?
326
00:14:21,366 --> 00:14:23,150
Oh, my god!
327
00:14:23,183 --> 00:14:26,100
Grandma's in a
wheelchair?
What happened?
328
00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:29,200
Well, since you wasn't around
to help her cross the street..
329
00:14:29,233 --> 00:14:31,350
...she got hit by a taxi.
330
00:14:31,383 --> 00:14:33,183
Oh, man.
331
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:38,300
Well, I guess my life
meant somethin' to Grandma.
332
00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:39,316
But Dee. What about Dee?
333
00:14:39,350 --> 00:14:41,150
I mean, she's happy.
334
00:14:41,183 --> 00:14:43,183
'She's married to the hottest
guy in soaps.'
335
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,383
Why, Dexter over here
is so busy
336
00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:47,333
'mackin' all the girls
around town'
337
00:14:47,366 --> 00:14:50,316
'he ain't got no time
to break Dee off.'
338
00:14:50,350 --> 00:14:53,133
Hold on, wait, wait,
wait, wait. Time out.
339
00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:55,333
W-what are you tryin' to say?
340
00:14:55,366 --> 00:14:57,250
He ain't knockin'
boots
with Dee?
341
00:14:57,283 --> 00:14:59,116
Ha! Woo-hoo!
342
00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:02,660
Uh, hang on a second.
What?
343
00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:04,233
Please don't tear
down
the retirement home.
344
00:15:04,266 --> 00:15:06,366
It's the only place
we got to live.
345
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,183
[imitating Grandma]
It's the only place
we got to live.
346
00:15:09,216 --> 00:15:11,116
Well, read your lease, sweetie.
347
00:15:11,150 --> 00:15:12,233
I'm puttin' up somethin'
that's a little bit
348
00:15:12,266 --> 00:15:14,333
more important to the community.
349
00:15:14,366 --> 00:15:16,500
Yogurt World!
350
00:15:16,830 --> 00:15:18,166
Yes! It'll be mine!
351
00:15:19,283 --> 00:15:21,366
But we all in wheelchairs.
352
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,500
Good.
353
00:15:23,830 --> 00:15:25,500
So it'll be a smooth ride
when I roll
354
00:15:25,830 --> 00:15:28,166
your little wrinkle asses
out into the street.
355
00:15:32,233 --> 00:15:33,266
What's wrong with Shawn?
356
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,266
He ain't never been that mean.
357
00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:38,100
Well, dawg, without you around
358
00:15:38,133 --> 00:15:41,000
he didn't have anybody
to distract him from his work.
359
00:15:41,330 --> 00:15:43,250
So he never learned
how to enjoy life.
360
00:15:44,366 --> 00:15:48,116
(Marlon)
'Wow. Hold on, is that Pops?'
361
00:15:48,150 --> 00:15:50,500
He looks horrible.
362
00:15:50,830 --> 00:15:51,216
He like Uncle Ben.
363
00:15:53,183 --> 00:15:56,660
Yep. And he's turnin'
the big five-O today.
364
00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:57,183
But, without you there..
365
00:15:57,216 --> 00:16:00,660
he didn't have anybody
to keep him feelin' young.
366
00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:02,333
Bonjour,
367
00:16:02,366 --> 00:16:04,283
'Let's get this over with.'
368
00:16:04,316 --> 00:16:07,500
Happy Birthday,
Mr. Williams.
369
00:16:07,830 --> 00:16:10,200
Hmm. Another Rolex.
370
00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:13,100
Merci.
371
00:16:14,216 --> 00:16:16,330
Yee-ti-dee.
372
00:16:17,166 --> 00:16:19,350
- Oh.
- Bang, bang, bang.
373
00:16:19,383 --> 00:16:22,166
♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪
374
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:24,166
♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪
375
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,160
♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪
376
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:27,333
♪ Which nobody can deny ♪♪
377
00:16:27,366 --> 00:16:29,216
Dang!
378
00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:32,233
Broko-Ono sounds horrible.
379
00:16:32,266 --> 00:16:35,216
I know. I'm about to zap her
into some singing lessons.
380
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:37,266
[puffing weakly]
381
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,300
What's with everybody?
382
00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:47,160
'Nobody's laughin'
or havin' any fun.'
383
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:49,200
'Come on, people,
it's a party, not a
funeral.'
384
00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:52,216
'What's wrong with them?'
385
00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:55,300
That's 'cause they ain't
havin'
no fun, Marlon.
386
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:58,830
They don't have any spark
in their life.
387
00:16:58,116 --> 00:17:01,000
And that's what you brought 'em.
388
00:17:01,330 --> 00:17:05,830
So now, do you really still
wish
you were never born?
389
00:17:07,350 --> 00:17:09,283
No.
390
00:17:09,316 --> 00:17:12,160
I guess my family needs me.
391
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:13,250
I mean, without me,
they're messin' up their
lives
392
00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:15,266
they just seem miserable.
393
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,660
I want to go home
now,
D'Angelo.
394
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:22,200
[tapping shoes]
395
00:17:22,233 --> 00:17:24,100
I wish I was home.
396
00:17:24,133 --> 00:17:26,160
[tapping shoes]
397
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:27,183
I wish I was home.
398
00:17:27,216 --> 00:17:29,000
[tapping shoes]
399
00:17:29,330 --> 00:17:30,250
I wish I was home.
400
00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:32,216
Fool! This ain't
the "Wizard of Oz."
401
00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:34,250
Oh, my bad.
402
00:17:34,283 --> 00:17:35,383
[tingling]
403
00:17:37,183 --> 00:17:38,283
D'Angelo?
404
00:17:39,383 --> 00:17:41,830
D'Angelo!
405
00:17:41,116 --> 00:17:43,830
[cawing]
406
00:17:45,150 --> 00:17:47,116
Hey, I'm back.
407
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:49,133
And I'm me!
408
00:17:50,216 --> 00:17:51,300
Yes! And I still got enough time
409
00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:53,150
to make it
to Pops' birthday party.
410
00:17:54,283 --> 00:17:56,383
Taxi!
Taxi!
411
00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,133
Taxi!
412
00:17:59,166 --> 00:18:01,316
Where's your guardian angel
when you need him?
413
00:18:01,350 --> 00:18:03,333
Taxi!
414
00:18:03,366 --> 00:18:07,000
Hey, white people!
Can y'all catch me a taxi?
415
00:18:07,330 --> 00:18:08,150
[instrumental music]
416
00:18:14,830 --> 00:18:16,350
I'm back! I'm back!
417
00:18:17,366 --> 00:18:21,316
Pops! Pop, you're not old.
418
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:24,333
'Tacky as all hell,
but ya ain't old.'
419
00:18:24,366 --> 00:18:29,200
And Grandma? Grandma, look,
you can walk.
420
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,000
'You don't look like
one of Ironside's '
421
00:18:31,330 --> 00:18:33,830
'old hoochies anymore.'
422
00:18:33,116 --> 00:18:36,383
And Dee you still
ain't got a man.
423
00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:39,333
'You'd better go on
with your lonely self,
girl.'
424
00:18:41,330 --> 00:18:43,000
'And Shawn!'
425
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:46,000
'Shawn...you're a failure!'
426
00:18:46,330 --> 00:18:49,830
My bummy brother.
Oh-ho ho..
427
00:18:49,116 --> 00:18:52,283
What the hell are you talkin'
about, man? Where you been?
428
00:18:52,316 --> 00:18:56,000
Shawn? You know me?
429
00:18:56,330 --> 00:18:58,216
You know me, kid! Ha!
430
00:18:58,250 --> 00:19:00,316
Get off me!
431
00:19:00,350 --> 00:19:02,266
Get off me, man!
432
00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:05,000
Marlon, baby,
you had us worried.
433
00:19:05,330 --> 00:19:06,150
Grandma!
434
00:19:06,183 --> 00:19:10,830
Go on! Give me a kick.
Give me a kick. Yeah!
435
00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:12,283
- You're here! Yeah.
- Pop, you tacky man, you!
436
00:19:12,316 --> 00:19:15,183
It wouldn't be a
party
without my baby
boy!
437
00:19:15,216 --> 00:19:17,100
Pops, I'm so sorry
I'm late.
438
00:19:17,133 --> 00:19:20,283
But look I..
I messed up this time.
439
00:19:20,316 --> 00:19:22,216
Hey, look, whatever you
did,
don't worry about it.
440
00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:25,183
You're here and you're safe.
And son, I wanna thank you.
441
00:19:25,216 --> 00:19:27,283
I've always
wanted
a real Rolex.
442
00:19:27,316 --> 00:19:32,330
It's perfect. And I
promise,
I'll never pawn it.
443
00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:36,100
A Rolex?
444
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:37,166
What, pop got the Rolex?
445
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,133
Come on, man.
Stop playin' around, G.
446
00:19:39,166 --> 00:19:41,366
Hey, look, I don't care
how you got the watch.
447
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,116
I don't care
who gave it to you.
448
00:19:43,150 --> 00:19:45,350
All I know is if the police
come lookin' for you..
449
00:19:45,383 --> 00:19:48,330
I'm dimin' you out.
450
00:19:50,830 --> 00:19:51,233
Maybe it was a miracle.
451
00:19:51,266 --> 00:19:55,100
[chuckles]
The only miracles
I know sing with Smokey.
452
00:19:56,233 --> 00:19:59,266
So, uh, I told him
the problem
453
00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:02,000
and he took care of everything
partner, everything.
454
00:20:02,330 --> 00:20:03,133
- Hey.
- Hey.
455
00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:07,100
My miracles come
with a 22% interest rate.
456
00:20:07,133 --> 00:20:11,166
Yeah, so that's thirty for the
cake, a $1.20 for the candles
457
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:14,660
two for Dupree's Whopper..
458
00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:16,116
...and twenty-cents
for the cheese!
459
00:20:16,150 --> 00:20:19,300
And the watch. Ooh! I gotta
add this up. One, two,
three--
460
00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:22,216
Hey, you know what?
I don't even care.
461
00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:25,160
I'm just happy
that my family needs
me.
462
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:26,366
Just like you
need
an S-Curl.
463
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,216
[laughs]
You know what?
464
00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:31,316
To get that S-Curl,
I'm gonna need your money.
465
00:20:35,283 --> 00:20:37,166
D! My man!
466
00:20:40,366 --> 00:20:43,183
Thanks, D'Angelo.
467
00:20:43,216 --> 00:20:46,000
Hey, I hope
you get your wings,
brah.
468
00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:48,183
[pager beeping]
Alright, junior.
I gotta roll.
469
00:20:48,216 --> 00:20:52,000
I think I'm bein' paged
by one of my heavenly bodies.
470
00:20:53,183 --> 00:20:55,200
Six-six-six?
471
00:20:55,233 --> 00:20:58,150
How'd the hell
did she get my number?
472
00:21:00,166 --> 00:21:03,350
Well, junior, see you
at the cross-roads, dawg.
473
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:07,266
♪ And I am
gonna miss everybody ♪
474
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:09,250
♪ And I am
gonna miss everybody ♪
475
00:21:09,283 --> 00:21:11,133
♪ And I am
gonna miss everybody.. ♪♪
476
00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:13,316
[instrumental music]
477
00:21:31,660 --> 00:21:34,100
Oh, man. Look at you.
478
00:21:34,133 --> 00:21:38,216
All golden brown,
soft and thick.
479
00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:41,830
I could just eat you up.
480
00:21:41,116 --> 00:21:43,000
Big chops, what you
lookin' at over
there?
481
00:21:43,330 --> 00:21:44,283
Is that the new
centerfold
in "Playpen?"
482
00:21:44,316 --> 00:21:46,216
The one with the stretch
marks
and the bullet wound?
483
00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:47,383
Let me see.
484
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:50,000
Come on, G, let me see.
485
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Man, this is a desert magazine.
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I know.
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Do you see the cherries
on that tart right there?
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(Shawn)Look up, Marlon. Say cheese.
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