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Well, that was
an interesting walk.
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Yes. Uh, listen, I'd
like to apologize
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for my skirmish with Cupcake,
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but in my defense,
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I did see
the tennis ball first.
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Well, hopefully you two
can start fresh next time.
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Well, that's up to him.
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Oh, I have to push back
our walk on Thursday.
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I'm going to Sears
to get a picture
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of me and the dogs
for my Christmas card.
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Sears? I can do it right here.
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Well, I kind of like Sears 'cause
they give you the little mini ones--
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Come on. It'll be
my holiday gift to you.
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Well, I already
have an appointment.
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But it's my gift to you.
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And I appreciate that--
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- It's my gift!
- OK. OK.
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Ohh!
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There's my man!
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Ooh!
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It's so good to have you home!
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All right. Settle down.
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Just me,
not the Sparkletts guy.
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I'm sorry. Just bouncing
off the walls here.
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Really?
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Yeah, when you
don't have a job,
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you get up,
you throw on your sweats,
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you eat something,
you sit on the couch,
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and before you know it,
it's time for bed.
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That is word for word
one of my top dreams.
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Come on, honey,
entertain me, entertain me.
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All right,
I'd like to start off
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with a piece called
"having Doritos."
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Seriously, honey,
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say one of those
funny things you say.
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What do ya got?
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Uh...
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Arr, rahr, rahr!
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Rahr!
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Why don't you read
a magazine or something?
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I read every magazine
in the house already.
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Well, here you go,
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read my company newsletter,
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I.P. Yes. Go to town.
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"Snap, crackle, and pop:
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IPS switches
bubble wrap suppliers."
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I'm actually gonna read this.
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Kids, I think we should
nail down a date
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for our Christmas card
photo shoot.
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And as far as wardrobe goes,
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I'm thinkin' everyone
in denim shirts and jeans.
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And I'm thinking no picture
and you go downstairs
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and get last night's
broccoli out of your teeth.
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Come on, darling,
what do you say?
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Let's show a little
father-daughter holiday spirit.
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Who knows how many Christmases
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we have left together?
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Ohh.
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Maybe next year, daddy, OK?
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Fine.
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I wanna wish you both
a merry Christmas in hell!
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Oh, my God, look at this.
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4 Doritos got baked together.
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I don't know whether to eat
it or donate it to science.
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Huh.
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What?
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Your depot is hiring
payroll assistants
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to handle
the extra holiday load.
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They need people
who can type and do payroll.
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I've done both.
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I should apply
for this, right?
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No, I don't know.
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It would be so great
to get out of the house
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during the day
and make a little money.
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You know? And I'd feel like
I was part of the world again.
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I'm gonna go e-mail
my résumé right now.
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Oh. If it's cool
with you,
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because I would be invading
on your turf, you know?
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What?
Is that all right?
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Yeah?
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Yeah!
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Great! Thanks, baby!
Oh, yeah!
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No!
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So she's standing on the curb,
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and I'm gettin' her packages
out of the truck,
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when out of nowhere
this car flies by,
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hits this huge puddle,
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and bam!
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We're in the middle
of a wet t-shirt contest.
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Me against her.
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She's winning,
but I'm holding my own.
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So, anyway, she's
just standing there,
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and she's got some
grade-a sweet potatoes.
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You know what I'm saying?
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So what she does is-
guess who?
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Hey!
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Hi, honey.
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What are you guys talking about?
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I heard sweet potatoes.
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Uh, yeah.
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We were thinking
about gettin' 'em
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for the vending machine.
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Actually, I was just, uh,
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telling a story
about this female person
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on my route. Sorry.
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Oh, that's OK. I know
what guys talk about.
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Keep goin' like
I wasn't even here.
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Was she hot?
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That's OK.
Oh, come on!
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All right, well, uh,
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this w-woman
got splashed by a car
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and her-her shirt
kind of got wet.
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That's where the previously
mentioned sweet potatoes come in.
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So I was like, you know,
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"take your package. I'm
not here for the show, lady.
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"I don't know what crap
you're tryin' to pull,
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but I love my wife."
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You know what I'm sayin'?
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God.
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Good one, honey.
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All right, snack time.
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Honey, can I tell you
how good it feels
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to be back at work?
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I already have
a best friend upstairs
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and a girl we both hate.
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Good for you.
Yeah.
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So, what are you gonna get?
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Eh, I'm not sure yet.
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Hey, how 'bout this?
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You pick the letter.
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I pick the number.
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Live dangerously.
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Mmm, I don't think so.
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I can't risk ending up
with a comb for lunch.
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I think I'm goin' with fritos.
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Oh, don't get the fritos.
Get the Cheetos.
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I'm in the mood for those.
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Uh, well, you know,
for 70 cents,
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you can get your very own bag.
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I know, but I only want a few.
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Come on, j-6, j-6, j-6,
j-6, j-6, j-6--
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o- o-OK.
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J-6.
Yeah!
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How's it goin', stud?
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Carrie?
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Hi, honey!
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What are you doin' on the CB?
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Wanda's teachin' me how.
Right, Wanda?
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That's right, Doug.
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Well...
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We're all here, then.
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So, what's goin' on?
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Uh...
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Just doin' my route.
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Oh, you say "rowt"?
I say "root."
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And yet we still make it work.
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OK. Gotta wrap this up.
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Got a package thing to do.
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OK. Bye, honey!
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Bye.
Oh, wait!
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Say good-bye
to Wanda.
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Bye, Wanda.
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Bye, Doug.
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OK, I need Hershey
in a little tighter.
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Cupcake,
quit the funny business.
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This is a family picture.
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And that's it. Now, hold it.
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Now, just wait for the flash.
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Arthur,
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I hadn't planned on you
actually being in the photo.
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Why not? It's a picture
of everyone you walk.
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Well. Yeah, but I'm
sending these to my clients,
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and I'm not sure
they would understand
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that I walk a human being.
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When they see your name
on the list,
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I tell them
you're a schnauzer.
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Just smile.
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Arthur, I don't think
I really wanna do--
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do it or you're fired!
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Now smile.
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Only 80 more seconds.
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OK. I'm going to Sears.
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Fine, but if you're so worried
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about your picture
being ruined,
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I'd worry about him!
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Buster?
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Something that ugly
doesn't deserve a name.
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Are you sure Northern
Boulevard's the best way to go?
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There's so many lights.
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I think we should cut
through the Waldbaum's
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and go through
the neighborhood.
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You know? And then
we'd avoid all that.
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Let's try that tomorrow.
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Okeydoke.
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Ohh!
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Ahh.
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I am beat. I'm gonna
head upstairs to bed.
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Yeah, me, too.
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You know what? Actually,
I'm gonna stay down
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and actually watch
a little tele-vis-i-on
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for a while.
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OK, baby.
OK.
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Oh, is that Patrick Swayze?
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Hey, man.
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Have you seen Carrie?
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No.
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Thank God!
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I gotta hit the men's room
where I can grab 20 minutes alone
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before we drive home tonight.
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Yeah, about all that time
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you're spending
in the bathroom...
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The other drivers are
getting a little creeped out
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walking in and finding you in
that folding chair by the urinals.
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I'm sorry, but it's the only
way I can escape her.
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She's everywhere!
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Doug?
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Oh, my God!
Cover for me!
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Hey.
Hey.
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You see the big guy?
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Uh, I-I think he's
still out on his route.
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But his truck's right there.
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Oh, he-he must be
delivering on foot, then.
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You guys do that?
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Uh, we like to mix it up.
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Uh, that's my snack.
See you later.
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Hey, that's my lean pocket.
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No, it's not.
Yes, it is.
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I need to do this.
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Aah!
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Hey, baby.
Hey!
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Calm down.
It's just me.
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I know. What's up?
What's goin' on?
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Oh, I was just wondering
if you can store some stuff
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in your locker for me.
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Like what?
Oh, just my sweater
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and some of my lady products
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and a picture of me
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to remember me
when I'm not here.
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And when will that be?!
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What?
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I'm sorry. It's just...
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Every second of every day,
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you know? Driving together,
calling me in the truck.
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All night with me, you,
and Patrick Swayze.
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I can't take it anymore!
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All right, look, Doug, maybe I
went a little overboard here, OK?
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Maybe I called you
a little too much
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on your little radio there,
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but I'm only gonna
be here for 2 weeks!
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You couldn't take it
for 2 weeks?
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I was surprised myself!
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You know? But 2 weeks
can seem pretty long!
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You know, like,
if you're on jury duty
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or trapped in a mine!
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Oh! OK, so working with me
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is like being
trapped in a mine.
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OK, well, I--
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you know what, Doug?
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I am so sorry
that my very presence here
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has been so awful for you.
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00:12:39,457 --> 00:12:40,774
You know what?
It's really funny,
262
00:12:40,841 --> 00:12:42,910
because for me,
263
00:12:42,977 --> 00:12:44,445
I love spending
this time together.
264
00:12:44,512 --> 00:12:47,948
I- I love being here
with you. You know?
265
00:12:48,015 --> 00:12:49,616
I mean...
266
00:12:49,684 --> 00:12:52,152
Watching you work has
actually been a turn-on for me,
267
00:12:52,219 --> 00:12:53,720
if you could believe that.
268
00:13:01,529 --> 00:13:03,029
Really?
269
00:13:03,097 --> 00:13:05,432
Yeah. You know, watching
you lift all those heavy boxes
270
00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:09,202
and gettin' sweaty
and workin' the forklift.
271
00:13:09,270 --> 00:13:11,471
I've never seen you
at work, you know?
272
00:13:11,539 --> 00:13:13,373
You're good at
what you do. It's sexy.
273
00:13:16,411 --> 00:13:18,245
It is?
274
00:13:18,313 --> 00:13:20,464
Yeah, but you hate me, so...
275
00:13:20,532 --> 00:13:21,532
What's the point?
276
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,767
I--
277
00:13:23,835 --> 00:13:25,069
I feel like an idiot now.
278
00:13:25,136 --> 00:13:26,920
Well, you should.
279
00:13:26,988 --> 00:13:28,539
Look,
I'm-I'm sorry.
280
00:13:28,606 --> 00:13:31,074
You know I love you.
I just--
281
00:13:31,142 --> 00:13:33,276
I just got carried away.
282
00:13:38,683 --> 00:13:41,084
So you like the forklift, huh?
283
00:13:42,754 --> 00:13:44,054
Yeah.
284
00:13:44,122 --> 00:13:47,124
Especially when you raise
and swivel at the same time.
285
00:13:47,191 --> 00:13:49,526
You know, that breaks
every safety code, but...
286
00:13:49,594 --> 00:13:51,262
It's my signature move.
287
00:13:55,249 --> 00:13:57,751
Do you, uh...
288
00:13:57,818 --> 00:13:59,986
Like it when I do this here?
289
00:14:00,054 --> 00:14:01,821
Do you like that,
right here? Huh?
290
00:14:09,147 --> 00:14:09,987
We get it, Doug.
Yeah.
291
00:14:10,012 --> 00:14:12,265
Give it a rest now.
292
00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:14,034
How 'bout this stuff here?
293
00:14:16,404 --> 00:14:17,904
Ohh!
294
00:14:17,972 --> 00:14:20,708
Bubbles no match for me!
295
00:14:24,061 --> 00:14:25,345
Look, I'm--
296
00:14:25,413 --> 00:14:27,948
I'm really sorry.
OK?
297
00:14:28,016 --> 00:14:28,949
OK.
298
00:14:43,164 --> 00:14:45,282
Have a good day
at work, tiger.
299
00:14:45,350 --> 00:14:47,884
Mmm. I hate
to see you go,
300
00:14:47,952 --> 00:14:50,119
but I love to watch you leave.
301
00:14:52,940 --> 00:14:54,357
What's up with you two now?
302
00:14:54,425 --> 00:14:56,760
Oh, just found out
there's a couple of perks
303
00:14:56,828 --> 00:14:58,795
to havin' your wife
around at work.
304
00:14:58,863 --> 00:14:59,930
What do you mean?
305
00:14:59,997 --> 00:15:01,915
Mmm. I don't
like to have sex
306
00:15:01,983 --> 00:15:03,717
in a truck and tell.
307
00:15:05,352 --> 00:15:07,955
Oh, wait. I guess I do.
308
00:15:08,022 --> 00:15:11,091
Nice.
Yahtzee!
309
00:15:12,860 --> 00:15:13,627
Doug and Carrie,
310
00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:15,212
back of his truck.
311
00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:19,449
Turnin' this place
into I.P. "Oh, yes."
312
00:15:20,618 --> 00:15:22,052
That's the story, Duke.
313
00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:25,055
And by the way,
he punched out after.
314
00:15:25,123 --> 00:15:26,890
Rockin' on the clock.
315
00:15:26,958 --> 00:15:29,526
Now, that's the way to do it.
316
00:15:29,593 --> 00:15:31,461
I heard it was
surprisingly tender.
317
00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:34,081
I think it's
pretty inappropriate.
318
00:15:34,149 --> 00:15:35,082
Aren't they married?
319
00:15:35,150 --> 00:15:37,084
Yeah.
Still, in a truck?
320
00:15:37,152 --> 00:15:38,718
Yeah, guess you're right.
321
00:15:38,787 --> 00:15:40,687
Why are temps
always so slutty?
322
00:15:55,219 --> 00:15:56,319
Spence, my good man!
323
00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:59,122
Yeah, I'm here. Um...
324
00:15:59,190 --> 00:16:02,309
Why did you want me
to wear a green turtleneck?
325
00:16:02,376 --> 00:16:05,145
For our Christmas card,
of course.
326
00:16:05,213 --> 00:16:06,379
Come again?
327
00:16:06,447 --> 00:16:07,447
A simple snapshot.
328
00:16:07,515 --> 00:16:09,783
You offer me these
chocolate chip cookies,
329
00:16:09,851 --> 00:16:13,103
and I react with delight,
thusly:
330
00:16:13,170 --> 00:16:14,671
Hey!
331
00:16:16,223 --> 00:16:17,341
What--
332
00:16:17,408 --> 00:16:19,376
what exactly
is our relationship
333
00:16:19,443 --> 00:16:22,379
that we're sending out
a Christmas card together?
334
00:16:22,446 --> 00:16:23,747
Buddies, confidants,
335
00:16:23,814 --> 00:16:26,033
2 Randy gents about town.
336
00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:28,301
Don't you think that seems...
337
00:16:28,369 --> 00:16:31,088
Joyous? Inspired?
338
00:16:31,155 --> 00:16:32,889
Gay.
339
00:16:32,957 --> 00:16:35,709
Christmas is no time
for bigotry!
340
00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:37,194
I'm not homophobic!
341
00:16:37,262 --> 00:16:40,814
I just don't wanna
be on a card with you.
342
00:16:40,882 --> 00:16:42,115
These aren't even real!
343
00:16:42,183 --> 00:16:43,600
Of course not.
They're prop cookies.
344
00:16:43,668 --> 00:16:46,286
Real cookies photograph
like buttons, idiot!
345
00:16:46,354 --> 00:16:47,554
Merry Christmas, Arthur.
346
00:16:47,622 --> 00:16:49,039
Good! Leave, then.
347
00:16:49,107 --> 00:16:50,991
Now I don't have
to explain to people
348
00:16:51,058 --> 00:16:53,259
how I befriended a lawn dwarf!
349
00:16:56,414 --> 00:16:58,015
Back of the truck. Now.
350
00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:05,639
Ahh.
351
00:17:05,707 --> 00:17:07,608
Comin' back for
some more Dougie lovin', huh?
352
00:17:07,675 --> 00:17:10,310
I guess once you pop,
you can't stop.
353
00:17:10,378 --> 00:17:11,612
Ow!
354
00:17:11,679 --> 00:17:13,714
Tough love. I'm in.
355
00:17:13,781 --> 00:17:16,883
I can't believe
you told everyone!
356
00:17:16,951 --> 00:17:18,034
What are you talkin' about?
357
00:17:18,102 --> 00:17:20,319
What am I talking about?
About what we did here.
358
00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:21,587
Oh, and you
didn't tell anyone?
359
00:17:21,655 --> 00:17:23,495
Oh, yeah, I just couldn't
wait to tell everyone
360
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,559
how chunky nailed me
on bubble wrap.
361
00:17:25,626 --> 00:17:27,126
You see, I knew this was wrong
362
00:17:27,195 --> 00:17:29,028
for a husband and wife
to work together!
363
00:17:29,096 --> 00:17:31,616
Well, you know what, you don't
have to worry about that anymore,
364
00:17:31,641 --> 00:17:33,233
because for the rest
of my time here,
365
00:17:33,301 --> 00:17:34,701
we are not husband
and wife, OK?
366
00:17:34,768 --> 00:17:36,436
We are separate employees
367
00:17:36,504 --> 00:17:38,305
with separate lives.
368
00:17:38,372 --> 00:17:39,505
Works for me!
369
00:17:39,573 --> 00:17:40,306
Perfect!
370
00:17:51,419 --> 00:17:52,769
OK, payday!
371
00:17:52,837 --> 00:17:54,788
Who wants a paycheck?
372
00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:56,189
Uh, la pointe?
373
00:17:56,257 --> 00:17:57,390
La pon-tay.
374
00:17:57,458 --> 00:17:58,458
Right.
There you go.
375
00:17:58,526 --> 00:17:59,459
Deacon?
376
00:17:59,527 --> 00:18:00,460
Thanks, Carrie.
377
00:18:00,528 --> 00:18:02,262
You're welcome.
And...
378
00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:04,464
Hefferman?
379
00:18:04,531 --> 00:18:07,217
Actually,
it's heffer-nan.
380
00:18:07,285 --> 00:18:08,235
Oh!
381
00:18:08,302 --> 00:18:10,637
Right. OK, well,
here's your check, Dick.
382
00:18:11,972 --> 00:18:13,807
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's Doug.
383
00:18:13,874 --> 00:18:15,441
I'm sorry.
I'm new here.
384
00:18:15,509 --> 00:18:17,427
OK, Florsheim?
385
00:18:17,494 --> 00:18:19,179
Listen, I do need
to speak to you
386
00:18:19,247 --> 00:18:21,431
about one
non-work-related matter
387
00:18:21,498 --> 00:18:22,657
if that's OK.
388
00:18:22,692 --> 00:18:23,817
What is it?
389
00:18:23,918 --> 00:18:24,767
Well, it's about
our Christmas tree.
390
00:18:24,835 --> 00:18:26,115
We're supposed
to get it tonight,
391
00:18:26,140 --> 00:18:28,004
that is, if we're still
celebrating Christmas.
392
00:18:28,072 --> 00:18:29,205
Well, I know I am.
393
00:18:29,273 --> 00:18:29,953
As am I. In fact,
394
00:18:30,091 --> 00:18:32,192
I'm gettin' a Santa tattoo.
395
00:18:36,347 --> 00:18:38,131
How 'bout this, Doug,
396
00:18:38,199 --> 00:18:41,467
how 'bout we each get
our own tree this year? Hmm?
397
00:18:41,535 --> 00:18:44,203
Sounds good to me. Now I can
break out my naked lady ornaments.
398
00:18:52,112 --> 00:18:55,649
Ohh. Well, I got my tree.
399
00:18:55,716 --> 00:18:57,083
Oh, is that one yours?
400
00:18:57,151 --> 00:18:58,919
That's adorable.
401
00:19:00,287 --> 00:19:01,154
Actually, um, no.
402
00:19:01,221 --> 00:19:02,388
I'm gonna-
this is the tree
403
00:19:02,456 --> 00:19:04,357
that I'm getting right here.
404
00:19:06,327 --> 00:19:07,260
OK.
There you go.
405
00:19:07,328 --> 00:19:08,394
I got it.
Yeah.
406
00:19:08,463 --> 00:19:09,563
OK.
407
00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:13,600
Hi.
Hi.
408
00:19:13,668 --> 00:19:14,734
How much for this one?
409
00:19:14,802 --> 00:19:16,485
Uh, that's $55.
410
00:19:16,553 --> 00:19:18,205
$55. All righty.
411
00:19:18,272 --> 00:19:21,741
Here we go. 60.
412
00:19:21,809 --> 00:19:22,625
Ben, honey?
413
00:19:22,693 --> 00:19:23,910
Yeah?
You got change?
414
00:19:23,977 --> 00:19:26,179
Oh, I sure do, sweetheart.
415
00:19:26,246 --> 00:19:27,947
Well, where-where'd
I put my Fanny pack?
416
00:19:28,015 --> 00:19:29,899
It's in the trailer.
Right.
417
00:19:29,967 --> 00:19:31,834
He never remembers anything.
418
00:19:31,902 --> 00:19:33,622
In case you forget,
your hat's on your head.
419
00:19:35,172 --> 00:19:37,257
You guys are married?
Oh, yeah.
420
00:19:37,324 --> 00:19:38,524
And you work together?
421
00:19:38,592 --> 00:19:42,279
We've been together
24 hours a day since 1951.
422
00:19:42,346 --> 00:19:44,247
Let me get some rope
for your car.
423
00:19:44,315 --> 00:19:45,799
OK.
424
00:19:46,634 --> 00:19:48,151
Wow.
425
00:19:48,219 --> 00:19:49,899
They've worked together
for half a century,
426
00:19:49,954 --> 00:19:51,554
and, uh...
427
00:19:51,622 --> 00:19:53,289
We couldn't even
make it for 10 days.
428
00:19:54,358 --> 00:19:55,558
We suck.
429
00:19:55,626 --> 00:19:57,294
Yeah.
430
00:19:57,361 --> 00:19:58,461
Look, I'm--
431
00:19:58,528 --> 00:20:01,030
I'm sorry about all this. I--
432
00:20:01,098 --> 00:20:02,618
I love being with you,
and if you want,
433
00:20:02,643 --> 00:20:04,500
you can work
at IPS full-time.
434
00:20:04,568 --> 00:20:05,752
Should I quit?
435
00:20:05,820 --> 00:20:07,500
That would make it
the best Christmas ever.
436
00:20:07,525 --> 00:20:10,039
Yes, sir, got the change.
437
00:20:10,107 --> 00:20:12,575
And did you want the
other tree as well?
438
00:20:12,643 --> 00:20:13,710
Uh, you know what?
439
00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:15,412
I think the one
is just good for us.
440
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:16,546
We're fine.
Thank you.
441
00:20:16,614 --> 00:20:18,715
Yeah. Thank you,
you guys.
442
00:20:18,782 --> 00:20:20,717
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
443
00:20:23,137 --> 00:20:25,889
Nice work. You
just cost us a sale.
444
00:20:25,956 --> 00:20:26,890
I did?
445
00:20:26,957 --> 00:20:28,277
Yeah, if you'd
had your Fanny pack
446
00:20:28,292 --> 00:20:29,592
around your waist
where it belonged,
447
00:20:29,660 --> 00:20:31,420
they wouldn't have time
to change their mind.
448
00:20:31,488 --> 00:20:33,022
But the money's safer
in the trailer!
449
00:20:33,090 --> 00:20:34,630
Oh, you get stupider
every year!
450
00:20:34,698 --> 00:20:35,899
Oh, shut up!
451
00:20:35,966 --> 00:20:38,301
Shut up. Shut up!
452
00:20:38,368 --> 00:20:39,669
Shut up!
453
00:20:39,736 --> 00:20:41,654
Daphne, shut up!
454
00:21:29,637 --> 00:21:30,887
Fire!
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