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- Another lay?
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- Did you get everything?
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- Got it.
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- Welcome back to the
infamous Sex Games Challenge,
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motherfucking nerds,
geeks, and dorks.
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I'm your host with
the most, Vic Fears.
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And today we have a very
special episode for you.
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We're going, we're
gonna be going live
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directly to Italy
with Rachel and Ryan,
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who are there on vacation.
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They prepared a little
vacation video for us to see,
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but spoiler alert.
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You know, you can put away
the Vaseline tissues for now.
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It's not what you
think, motherfuckers.
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Anyway, you may
know Rachel and Ryan
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from previous challenges,
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such as your mother knows, any
dog goes, and marathon blows.
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But this time, they'll
take their sex game
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to that next fucking level
that very few ever get to.
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But ah, can't spoiler
any shit right now.
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So stay tuned, and we'll
be going live very soon.
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For those viewers who are
tuning in for the first time,
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or who suffer severe memory
loss from severe masturbation,
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I recommend that you watch
the previous episodes
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to realize just to what
extent these couples go to,
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to degrade themselves
in front of you
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for the cash prize.
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Cash rules everything around
me, cream get the money.
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Dollar, dollar
motherfucking bills, yo.
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So the point is,
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you fucking
self-deprecating nerds
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who haven't seen pussy
since pussy saw them,
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stay tuned, buy massive
loads of fucking
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Johnson & Johnson Baby
Oil, and have fun.
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Click on your donations.
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'Cause without your
fucking donations,
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these people would
probably die of starvation.
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'Cause all they do
is fuck all day long.
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No one works.
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No one goes to fucking
school for a better future.
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These fucking sexual
addicts need you,
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chronic masturbators,
to survive.
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Your donations are fundamental
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to the Ultimate Sex Challenge.
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Now, you may have seen them
jerk-off their classmates,
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unbeknownst to their teacher,
with the hidden cameras.
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You might've seen them
flashing in public elevators.
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No sexual act is too low.
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So how low will they go?
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We will show you very soon.
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We have a short
video to show you
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from the last leg of Ryan and
Rachel's Euro trip fuck-fest,
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coming from Italy now.
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But spoiler alert, it's
not what you think.
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So you might wanna
wait on getting the
Vaseline and tissues,
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you fucking
sexually-depraved animals.
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- So what do you want?
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I, I never know what to order.
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Vegetarian?
- Nah.
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- Nah.
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You think I need
better to eat a salad?
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I'm, I'm sorry.
- You think I need a salad?
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- Never said that.
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Uh.
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- Pizza.
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- Pizza.
- Again pizza?
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- Really don't know.
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- Buongiorno.
- Buongiorno.
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- Ah, same.
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- Today we celebrate.
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- And what are we
celebrating for?
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- Our success in
the last challenge.
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You were fantastic yesterday.
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- Oh, honey, I love you.
- I love you more.
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- Honey, listen to this.
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For the lovers of the
extreme, a new challenge.
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If you'll brave this, you'll
win the price of 10 grands.
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- Ooh.
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- The challenge is record
yourself in an act of love
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inside of a royal palace.
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- Mm-hm.
- The video must be
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uploaded two days from now.
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Good luck and may
the best couple wins.
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- Well, we already won.
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We're in Italy.
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There are more
historic monuments here
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than in the rest of the world.
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And how hard can it be
to find a royal one?
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- Perfect.
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Yeah.
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Mm.
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Find it, the nearest one is
half an hour away from here.
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- They better prepare
the money bags.
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We already won.
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- Grazie.
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Seriously!
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Another closed one, seriously?
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- Forget the prize.
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What we do now?
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- Don't worry, we'll
find another way, okay?
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- Yeah, how?
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- Don't know, check the
rules, see is there's
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some kind of caveat
we can exploit.
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- No, no, no.
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Okay, um, if you're unable
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to shoot the video 'cause of
closed or crowded location,
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the only way to
complete the challenge
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is to go from riches to rags.
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You have to find an
isolated location
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with a creepy past full
of unsolved mysteries.
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The prize for the
alternative solution
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is of six grands instead of 10.
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- That's fair.
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Well, we are in
Italy, aren't we?
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We'll find a place, the
outskirts of the towns
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are full of strange
and creepy places.
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Well, let me check.
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Yeah.
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Well, ah.
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Black magic triangle.
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Boring.
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Satanists, I'd rather not.
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Devil's Bridge.
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I'd rather not mess with him.
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Forsaken Villas.
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This may be the one.
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Abandoned location in the Alps
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located near the old
nuclear power plants.
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The radiation levels are safe.
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But in the '70s and
'80s, there have been
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many lost people, and a lot
of work-related injuries.
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Sounds good.
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- It sounds dangerous.
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- Oh, come on, I'm sure
it's because of the boss
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who was kind of Scrooge
who didn't want to pay
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for security checks.
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Or some mobster who wanted
some sweetness to disappear.
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Come on, we'll be fine.
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- If you say so.
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Okay.
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Let's go.
- Come on,
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let's hop in the car.
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You know you always hear that
these little mountain towns
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are full of strange,
creepy, interesting people.
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I only see old geezers.
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Only old people.
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- Yeah.
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Oh look, we get
to the cable car.
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- Finally.
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Again, and then once
again in the parking lot.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Mm, finally.
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- It's strange weather.
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Was sunny before.
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Just a few minutes ago.
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Now it's cloudy.
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- We're in the mountains.
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One minute might be sunny,
the next might be cloudy.
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The next, might be raining.
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Rain the next.
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- Ew.
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- Okay.
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Let's go.
- Yep.
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Hello?
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Excuse me, sir, could you give
us some informations, please?
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I'll take it as a yes.
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We are trying to go to
the abandoned village.
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Can you tell us if, is this the
right cable car to go there?
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- Why?
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- 'Cause it will be so
kind of you to tell us.
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- Why you want to go there?
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No one goes there.
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Especially two city
losers like you.
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- Excuse me.
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We want to go there
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because we want to go there.
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And I think it's none
of your business.
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- You're right.
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It's not my business.
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But you should listen to me.
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No one goes there.
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It's been decades now.
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In the '70s,
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this whole area was
nuclear power plants.
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But then greed.
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Greed changes everything.
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Sooner or later,
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hits you in the back.
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There were a few accidents.
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But for the community,
it was okay.
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Few questions.
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A lot of work, a lot of money.
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Then people start dying.
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It was the water.
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Was the air.
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All, the whole area
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was quarantined.
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People could not escape.
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People start dying.
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They were hunting each other.
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People were dying.
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Children were
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with disease.
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The death was all
around the mountains.
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You should, you
should not go there.
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Don't, don't go there.
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Don't go there.
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Don't go there.
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- Charming, I think
we'll be on our way.
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You've being very kind.
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Have a lovely day.
- Wait, wait, wait!
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Take this.
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It's for the radiation.
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If you hear it, run.
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- Riveting, have a lovely
day, thank you kindly.
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- Beware the hunters!
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Hunters.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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- Let me tell you, this
freaking thing doesn't work.
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- Oh, don't worry,
we'll just look around.
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We'll find something.
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Can't be this far off.
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- Well, we can always go back.
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What can go wrong?
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- We're pretty
high, aren't we?
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- Yeah, we are.
- Just imagine
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how it'd be too fall!
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- Idiot.
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- Well, now we walk.
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- What?
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Um, I'm not dressed up
for hiking in the woods,
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you know?
- If you prefer,
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we can just go back and
screw the challenge.
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- No.
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- Are you sure this
is the right way?
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- I think so.
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Before this freaking
thing stop working,
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it says the place should be
one miles away from here.
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- Fine, one place
is good as any other
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to just land a tent
and do something.
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Hey!
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- Woo!
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- Hey oh!
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This is a nice one.
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- Um, yeah.
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- So how about we
plant the tent here
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and start practicing
for our challenge.
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- Sounds nice.
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- Welcome back to the
Sex Game Challenge,
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you motherfucking degenerate
sickos and sickettes.
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I'm your host with the most,
Vic motherfucking Fierce.
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Last time we tuned in, it
was getting kind of hot
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in here because our
horny fucking couple,
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Rachel and Ryan, were
trying to break in
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to the royal palace of
Turin for the grand prize
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of 10 motherfucking
thousand dollars, U.S.
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If you're lucky, I might
take off something else,
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you know what I'm saying?
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Nah, just joking.
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Anyway, since that didn't go
down, some guard caught them.
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Since that didn't go down,
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since some fucking
bastard guard caught them,
264
00:29:46,153 --> 00:29:50,457
they decided to go for the
second grand prize of six K.
265
00:29:50,525 --> 00:29:52,493
Which is, remember, huh?
266
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:55,129
To fuck in a haunted town.
267
00:29:55,195 --> 00:29:56,964
Now, I personally believe
268
00:29:57,031 --> 00:29:58,733
in those motherfucking
ghouls and ghosts.
269
00:29:58,799 --> 00:30:00,367
I don't know about you guys.
270
00:30:00,434 --> 00:30:03,003
But the idea of them
watching as they get it on
271
00:30:03,070 --> 00:30:04,805
kind of makes me, ah, eh.
272
00:30:04,872 --> 00:30:06,340
You know what I'm saying?
273
00:30:06,407 --> 00:30:08,909
Anyway, let's go.
274
00:30:08,976 --> 00:30:14,081
Oh, we, we ah, we see
that Rachel finally
found some signal.
275
00:30:14,148 --> 00:30:15,983
So let's go live to them
276
00:30:16,050 --> 00:30:19,820
and get a little update
on their fucking progress.
277
00:30:26,894 --> 00:30:29,363
- Hello, guys, what's up?
278
00:30:29,430 --> 00:30:33,901
So apparently we arrived
in this lost woods
279
00:30:33,967 --> 00:30:38,172
for the challenge,
and we couldn't take
280
00:30:38,238 --> 00:30:40,974
the challenge at the royal
palace because it was closed.
281
00:30:41,041 --> 00:30:45,580
So tomorrow, we'll
do the challenge
282
00:30:45,647 --> 00:30:48,449
in an abandoned village.
283
00:30:49,651 --> 00:30:51,051
Ah.
284
00:30:51,118 --> 00:30:56,390
There, my big man
is planting the tent
285
00:30:56,924 --> 00:30:58,793
for us tonight.
286
00:30:58,859 --> 00:31:01,028
Hello, how's it going?
287
00:31:02,963 --> 00:31:05,466
- Fuck.
- Oh, poor thing.
288
00:31:05,533 --> 00:31:06,467
Oh no.
289
00:31:07,935 --> 00:31:11,138
- Fuck.
- Poor, my little thing, no.
290
00:31:12,206 --> 00:31:14,709
- Told ya, I would've met.
291
00:31:19,581 --> 00:31:21,882
See, told ya.
292
00:31:21,949 --> 00:31:24,786
- Guys, look, this is my man.
293
00:31:24,853 --> 00:31:27,555
Mm-hm, he planted the tent.
294
00:31:27,622 --> 00:31:28,556
So good.
295
00:31:29,990 --> 00:31:32,326
- Bye.
- See you tomorrow.
296
00:32:26,079 --> 00:32:27,181
Ryan.
297
00:32:30,951 --> 00:32:31,753
Ryan.
298
00:32:32,986 --> 00:32:34,121
Wake up.
299
00:32:37,458 --> 00:32:38,392
- What?
300
00:33:10,457 --> 00:33:11,726
- Hun.
301
00:33:12,894 --> 00:33:14,328
- Wait here.
302
00:33:14,394 --> 00:33:16,764
- Don't go.
- Don't worry, it's fine.
303
00:33:16,831 --> 00:33:18,365
Okay, it's fine.
304
00:33:28,843 --> 00:33:29,777
Hello?
305
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:33,146
Is anyone there?
306
00:33:47,194 --> 00:33:48,730
Is anyone there!
307
00:33:53,801 --> 00:33:56,671
So we can have a
laugh together, right?
308
00:34:32,674 --> 00:34:33,608
Hey.
309
00:34:35,743 --> 00:34:37,045
It's me.
310
00:34:37,110 --> 00:34:38,880
Come here, come here.
311
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:41,783
Hey, it's fine, it's fine.
312
00:34:42,584 --> 00:34:44,351
It's all right, it's all right.
313
00:34:46,888 --> 00:34:49,356
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
314
00:34:50,457 --> 00:34:53,360
- Where were you?
- Just outside.
315
00:34:55,262 --> 00:34:56,631
I was just here,
I was just here.
316
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,602
- I was so scared.
317
00:35:00,668 --> 00:35:02,235
- I'm here, okay?
318
00:35:02,302 --> 00:35:03,437
I'm here.
319
00:35:04,706 --> 00:35:05,640
It's fine.
320
00:35:07,842 --> 00:35:08,810
Everything's fine.
321
00:35:37,437 --> 00:35:39,306
Rachel, come here.
322
00:35:42,777 --> 00:35:45,580
- Yeah?
323
00:35:45,647 --> 00:35:46,648
What is this?
324
00:35:48,181 --> 00:35:50,317
Don't, don't touch it!
325
00:35:52,954 --> 00:35:56,323
Maybe it is the
thing we saw tonight.
326
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,095
I'm still shivering.
327
00:36:01,161 --> 00:36:03,765
- Probably is just
some, some child
328
00:36:03,831 --> 00:36:05,967
who thinks he's
funnier than he is.
329
00:36:06,034 --> 00:36:10,738
- The weirdo, it's the
guy at the cable car.
330
00:36:11,906 --> 00:36:13,407
He shouted something, but.
331
00:36:14,374 --> 00:36:15,442
- There you have it.
332
00:36:15,510 --> 00:36:17,512
Must be him, or his son.
333
00:36:17,578 --> 00:36:19,514
They woke up in the night
and thought it would've been
334
00:36:19,580 --> 00:36:22,182
so funny to pull a prank on us.
335
00:36:23,316 --> 00:36:24,619
- What a fucking sense of humor.
336
00:36:24,686 --> 00:36:25,620
- Indeed.
337
00:36:28,690 --> 00:36:31,059
- Honey, let's
finish this challenge
338
00:36:31,125 --> 00:36:33,293
and go away from here ASAP.
339
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:34,494
- Indeed again.
340
00:36:35,997 --> 00:36:36,931
Let's go.
341
00:36:39,299 --> 00:36:40,467
- Ah.
342
00:36:40,535 --> 00:36:42,369
- Hey, you okay?
343
00:36:43,171 --> 00:36:45,573
- Yeah.
344
00:36:52,046 --> 00:36:54,381
Fuck off the idea of
dressing up like this.
345
00:36:54,448 --> 00:36:56,383
'Cause we are going
to Hollywood party.
346
00:36:56,450 --> 00:36:57,819
- You're right.
347
00:36:57,885 --> 00:37:00,855
But we have to do this
for the followers.
348
00:37:00,922 --> 00:37:02,590
- Screw the followers.
349
00:37:02,657 --> 00:37:06,326
If I have bristles under my
feet, you'll carry me, okay?
350
00:37:06,393 --> 00:37:08,629
- Love, we have to keep going.
351
00:37:08,696 --> 00:37:10,631
We barely have enough
money on our account to pay
352
00:37:10,698 --> 00:37:12,567
for the gasoline
to go back home.
353
00:37:12,633 --> 00:37:15,503
Also, I can already hear
the river, so we are close.
354
00:37:15,570 --> 00:37:16,971
We find the right place.
355
00:37:17,038 --> 00:37:20,007
We shoot our video,
we win the challenge.
356
00:37:20,074 --> 00:37:22,009
We win the six grands.
357
00:37:22,076 --> 00:37:23,845
And we go back home.
358
00:37:23,911 --> 00:37:25,847
Happy and rich, right?
359
00:37:29,382 --> 00:37:31,451
- Yeah, you're right.
360
00:37:32,153 --> 00:37:33,353
- Let's go.
361
00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:03,711
- Welcome back to the ultimate
sexual online experience,
362
00:39:04,779 --> 00:39:07,048
you chronic fucking
degenerate masturbators.
363
00:39:07,114 --> 00:39:11,118
Last time we tuned in
to Rachel and Ryan,
364
00:39:11,185 --> 00:39:15,790
they had very poor signal,
and they were looking for
365
00:39:15,857 --> 00:39:21,095
an abandoned house in the
ghost cannibal town of Schultze
366
00:39:22,163 --> 00:39:26,433
to perform their final
sexual challenge.
367
00:39:27,101 --> 00:39:30,437
And any moment now, eh,
368
00:39:30,504 --> 00:39:32,740
any moment now,
they'll be sending us
369
00:39:32,807 --> 00:39:34,876
their final sex challenge tape.
370
00:39:34,942 --> 00:39:40,413
So get the baby oil-Vaseline
tissues and donations ready,
371
00:39:41,749 --> 00:39:44,819
because without your sweet
little contributions,
372
00:39:44,886 --> 00:39:46,419
we wouldn't be here right now.
373
00:39:46,486 --> 00:39:49,389
So thank you and
fuck you very much.
374
00:40:10,077 --> 00:40:11,579
- There you have it.
375
00:40:11,646 --> 00:40:12,980
Abandoned village.
376
00:40:14,181 --> 00:40:19,452
- Uh-huh.
377
00:40:28,796 --> 00:40:32,566
- But it is perfect
for, for the challenge.
378
00:40:32,633 --> 00:40:35,603
I didn't exactly get
what happened here.
379
00:40:35,670 --> 00:40:38,940
Just know that at once
a point, everyone left.
380
00:40:39,774 --> 00:40:41,409
Intriguing, isn't it?
381
00:40:41,474 --> 00:40:42,610
- Uh.
382
00:40:43,476 --> 00:40:44,612
Yeah?
383
00:40:45,313 --> 00:40:46,948
It's kind of scary.
384
00:40:47,014 --> 00:40:51,819
Well, let's find small place
where to do the challenge.
385
00:40:53,921 --> 00:40:54,922
- Let's go.
386
00:41:35,196 --> 00:41:37,798
- This
one seems perfect.
387
00:42:34,523 --> 00:42:35,656
Ryan.
388
00:42:40,194 --> 00:42:41,595
- Hello there.
389
00:44:27,636 --> 00:44:30,237
You son of a-
- What was that?
390
00:44:33,741 --> 00:44:34,875
- Hey!
391
00:44:35,743 --> 00:44:36,877
Hey.
392
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:41,015
Hey!
393
00:44:42,316 --> 00:44:45,953
Where the fuck you
think you're going?
394
00:44:46,020 --> 00:44:47,388
These fucking creeps.
395
00:44:47,454 --> 00:44:48,523
Hey!
396
00:44:51,158 --> 00:44:53,595
Come back here, you asshole!
397
00:44:53,662 --> 00:44:54,795
Hey!
398
00:44:55,462 --> 00:44:57,431
Asshole, where are you?
399
00:44:58,265 --> 00:44:59,668
Fuck sake this.
400
00:45:05,540 --> 00:45:06,941
Fucking asshole.
401
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:13,414
Hey, where are you?
402
00:45:37,204 --> 00:45:38,138
Fuck.
403
00:45:51,686 --> 00:45:53,053
- Ryan-
- Rachel.
404
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:54,922
- Where were you?
- We have to go.
405
00:45:54,989 --> 00:45:56,423
- But don't ever leave me alone.
406
00:45:56,490 --> 00:45:58,792
- No, no, no, we have to go now.
407
00:45:58,859 --> 00:45:59,960
- What happened?
- I chased the thing
408
00:46:00,027 --> 00:46:01,529
down to the river.
409
00:46:01,596 --> 00:46:03,097
There was blood everywhere.
410
00:46:03,163 --> 00:46:05,165
- Blood?
- We, I think someone
411
00:46:05,232 --> 00:46:08,670
died there, we have to go now.
412
00:46:08,737 --> 00:46:09,571
Okay?
413
00:46:09,638 --> 00:46:10,505
Gimme this.
414
00:46:10,572 --> 00:46:13,407
Go, go, go, go.
415
00:46:14,108 --> 00:46:16,076
Look here, let's go.
416
00:46:56,618 --> 00:46:58,185
Where's the tent?
417
00:46:58,252 --> 00:47:00,120
Where's the fucking tent?
418
00:47:01,523 --> 00:47:03,324
- No.
- Fuck.
419
00:47:04,626 --> 00:47:05,893
- No.
420
00:47:05,959 --> 00:47:07,494
- Must have been the thing.
421
00:47:09,029 --> 00:47:11,398
- Honey, I'm exhausted.
422
00:47:12,767 --> 00:47:15,169
- What are we going
to do now without our stuff?
423
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:29,316
- Ryan, I heard the noise.
424
00:47:30,785 --> 00:47:32,252
- Who was it?
425
00:47:32,319 --> 00:47:35,889
- I, I, I don't know,
but we have to go.
426
00:47:35,956 --> 00:47:37,257
- Come on.
- Can't stay here.
427
00:47:37,324 --> 00:47:39,293
- The cable car
ain't far, come on.
428
00:48:02,983 --> 00:48:05,185
No, no, no, no, no, no.
429
00:48:08,255 --> 00:48:09,189
Fuck.
430
00:48:15,896 --> 00:48:17,030
Fuck!
431
00:48:28,510 --> 00:48:29,443
Fuck!
432
00:48:33,815 --> 00:48:35,583
- There's no signal.
433
00:48:35,650 --> 00:48:37,852
- Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
434
00:48:37,918 --> 00:48:42,557
We can, we can start walking
down the mountain, okay?
435
00:48:42,624 --> 00:48:45,560
We find a house or a
farm, or who knows what.
436
00:48:45,627 --> 00:48:47,327
And we'll ask for a phone.
437
00:48:47,394 --> 00:48:49,463
All right, okay?
438
00:48:49,531 --> 00:48:50,464
It's fine.
439
00:48:52,065 --> 00:48:54,067
It's fine, okay, okay.
440
00:48:54,134 --> 00:48:55,502
- Okay.
- Okay, let's go.
441
00:49:26,935 --> 00:49:29,537
- I don't know what happened.
442
00:49:29,604 --> 00:49:33,508
We are suffering some
technical difficulties
443
00:49:33,575 --> 00:49:38,513
it seems, because we
were told that the video
444
00:49:38,580 --> 00:49:44,017
would be arriving shortly,
and, ah, it has not arrived.
445
00:49:45,118 --> 00:49:47,589
Now, whether it's
the poor signal
446
00:49:47,655 --> 00:49:51,992
they have in the ghost
town of Schultze, Italy,
447
00:49:52,059 --> 00:49:56,497
or God knows what happened,
448
00:49:56,564 --> 00:49:59,032
we don't know.
449
00:49:59,099 --> 00:50:02,069
I see from the comments below
450
00:50:02,135 --> 00:50:04,438
that there's great anticipation.
451
00:50:04,506 --> 00:50:06,273
I see from the comments below.
452
00:50:06,340 --> 00:50:10,444
Unfortunately, uh,
I, I am very sad.
453
00:50:10,512 --> 00:50:13,548
I'm very, I'm, I
am more than sad.
454
00:50:13,615 --> 00:50:16,718
I am aggressively
fucking pissed off!
455
00:50:16,784 --> 00:50:19,754
That this fucking video
hasn't arrived yet.
456
00:50:19,821 --> 00:50:22,690
Our viewers are there
with their cocks in hand
457
00:50:22,757 --> 00:50:24,792
just waiting for
the fucking thing
458
00:50:24,859 --> 00:50:27,094
to be uploaded any second now.
459
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:29,463
The anticipation is
not only killing me,
460
00:50:29,531 --> 00:50:31,766
but it's making me
extremely fucking horny.
461
00:50:31,833 --> 00:50:33,333
I'm gonna go and
ask my assistant
462
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:35,269
to fucking jerk me
off in the moment
463
00:50:35,335 --> 00:50:37,237
because I can't take
this shit no more.
464
00:50:37,304 --> 00:50:39,072
I don't know what to say.
465
00:50:39,139 --> 00:50:41,308
These things are not
supposed to happen.
466
00:50:41,375 --> 00:50:43,277
It's not professional of them.
467
00:50:43,343 --> 00:50:47,515
But hey, maybe they got
caught in a shit storm.
468
00:50:47,582 --> 00:50:50,585
Maybe, ah, they couldn't
find the proper house.
469
00:50:50,652 --> 00:50:52,987
Were fucking on the street,
some neighbors saw them,
470
00:50:53,053 --> 00:50:55,990
and shot them with a
fucking salt air rifle.
471
00:50:56,056 --> 00:50:57,759
We don't know.
472
00:50:57,825 --> 00:51:01,328
We don't know, the moment
we know, you have my word,
473
00:51:01,395 --> 00:51:04,032
you have Vic Fierce's
fucking word.
474
00:51:04,097 --> 00:51:06,034
I just have one
word, like my balls,
475
00:51:06,099 --> 00:51:07,702
I don't break them
for fucking nobody.
476
00:51:07,769 --> 00:51:11,204
You got me, one word, that,
my word, which is worth
477
00:51:11,271 --> 00:51:14,776
its fucking weight
in fucking cock.
478
00:51:15,977 --> 00:51:19,446
So, as we greatly anticipate
479
00:51:19,514 --> 00:51:24,619
the arrival of Rachel and
Ryan's final sex challenge tape,
480
00:51:25,753 --> 00:51:27,589
I have to address some
of the comments below.
481
00:51:27,655 --> 00:51:31,693
Especially this one
comment from Sugar_Cube69.
482
00:51:32,994 --> 00:51:36,798
Complaining that the
show is not professional.
483
00:51:38,298 --> 00:51:42,670
Sugar_Cube69, you
fucking degenerate
cock-sucking low life,
484
00:51:44,639 --> 00:51:47,508
no-sex-having piece
of fucking shit.
485
00:51:47,575 --> 00:51:49,644
We see that you
contributed only 10 euros
486
00:51:49,711 --> 00:51:52,046
in the past month, and
you've been masturbating
487
00:51:52,112 --> 00:51:55,550
to our fucking
show for 12 months.
488
00:51:55,617 --> 00:51:57,952
That's not even fucking
one Euro a month.
489
00:51:58,019 --> 00:51:58,953
That's nothing.
490
00:51:59,020 --> 00:52:00,054
You're fucking nothing.
491
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:01,756
Your mom is nothing.
492
00:52:01,823 --> 00:52:04,157
Your father is nothing,
you're fucking disgusting.
493
00:52:04,224 --> 00:52:07,595
You're a degenerate
fucking cock-in-hand,
494
00:52:07,662 --> 00:52:10,865
never-saw-pussy-since-pussy-saw-you
degenerate,
495
00:52:10,932 --> 00:52:14,368
fucking cock-sucking,
monkey-licking,
496
00:52:14,434 --> 00:52:19,707
ball-snatching cockroach
up the ass fucking shit.
497
00:52:20,975 --> 00:52:22,844
I don't even have the fucking
words to describe you.
498
00:52:22,910 --> 00:52:27,048
I've been giving you the best
fucking underground content
499
00:52:27,115 --> 00:52:28,181
on the web.
500
00:52:28,248 --> 00:52:29,684
You cock-sucking piece of shit
501
00:52:29,751 --> 00:52:31,151
I've ever fucking seen.
502
00:52:31,218 --> 00:52:33,353
And this is the fucking
thanks that you show me?
503
00:52:33,420 --> 00:52:34,789
Because of a technical delay,
504
00:52:34,856 --> 00:52:37,224
which has nothing
to do with the show.
505
00:52:37,892 --> 00:52:39,159
Are you serious?
506
00:52:39,226 --> 00:52:40,928
Actually, you know what?
507
00:52:40,995 --> 00:52:43,531
Sugar_Cube69, you've
been officially blocked.
508
00:52:43,598 --> 00:52:44,899
Actually probably
didn't even see
509
00:52:44,966 --> 00:52:46,466
the last of my fucking sentence!
510
00:52:46,534 --> 00:52:48,168
'Cause I already
blocked you midway
511
00:52:48,235 --> 00:52:49,570
through the fucking sentence.
512
00:52:49,637 --> 00:52:52,205
Fuck you and the
hole you came from.
513
00:53:00,915 --> 00:53:01,849
So.
514
00:53:04,652 --> 00:53:06,219
I'm interested in knowing
515
00:53:06,286 --> 00:53:08,488
your own personal
sexual experiences.
516
00:53:08,556 --> 00:53:10,792
Where's the craziest
place you ever fucked?
517
00:53:10,858 --> 00:53:12,860
And with who and why?
518
00:53:13,795 --> 00:53:15,195
Is there a why?
519
00:53:15,262 --> 00:53:17,197
Or are we just animals?
520
00:53:18,166 --> 00:53:21,301
Drugged by a deep desire,
521
00:53:21,368 --> 00:53:24,371
instinct-based desire,
to just procreate?
522
00:53:24,438 --> 00:53:26,541
And society made shit
complicated for us.
523
00:53:26,607 --> 00:53:28,876
You can't fuck here,
you can't fuck there.
524
00:53:28,943 --> 00:53:30,078
You need permission.
525
00:53:30,144 --> 00:53:31,411
The fuck outta here.
526
00:53:40,188 --> 00:53:43,825
So that's all for tonight's
masturbation session
527
00:53:43,891 --> 00:53:48,261
on the world-famous
Sex Games Challenge.
528
00:53:48,328 --> 00:53:50,263
My name, as you well know,
529
00:53:50,330 --> 00:53:52,700
the host with the
most, the Vic Fears.
530
00:53:52,767 --> 00:53:56,303
And everyone out there,
suck my fucking dick.
531
00:54:08,883 --> 00:54:10,518
- Honey.
- Uh?
532
00:54:10,585 --> 00:54:12,252
- I'm exhausted.
533
00:54:14,589 --> 00:54:17,792
- Come on, we just
have to find a phone.
534
00:54:17,859 --> 00:54:19,259
Remember the challenge,
535
00:54:21,028 --> 00:54:22,897
- Screw the challenge!
536
00:54:22,964 --> 00:54:24,932
I just want to go home.
537
00:54:24,999 --> 00:54:26,266
And take a shower.
538
00:54:27,300 --> 00:54:30,938
And, and, and sleep
in a comfy bed
539
00:54:31,005 --> 00:54:33,107
in a four-star hotel room.
540
00:54:34,842 --> 00:54:37,044
- And how are we supposed
to pay for the stars,
541
00:54:37,111 --> 00:54:38,746
and the room, and the bed
542
00:54:38,813 --> 00:54:40,882
without the money
of the challenge?
543
00:54:42,216 --> 00:54:47,522
- Just find a way to take
back my butt to town.
544
00:54:48,656 --> 00:54:50,892
And I'll find a way
to earn some money.
545
00:54:50,958 --> 00:54:52,527
In a way or another.
546
00:55:10,611 --> 00:55:12,113
- There, you see?
547
00:55:12,180 --> 00:55:13,313
A house already.
548
00:55:14,515 --> 00:55:15,983
Nothing to worry about.
549
00:56:33,961 --> 00:56:38,633
- Wait, what if the
creature sleeps here?
550
00:56:39,533 --> 00:56:40,801
- We have to
551
00:56:41,636 --> 00:56:44,138
get in, find a phone, get out.
552
00:56:45,940 --> 00:56:46,874
Okay?
553
00:57:23,177 --> 00:57:24,512
Let's be quiet.
554
00:57:25,313 --> 00:57:27,081
There might be someone here.
555
00:57:33,654 --> 00:57:36,590
- What kind of a place is this?
556
00:57:43,798 --> 00:57:46,000
The smell is atrocious.
557
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:22,136
- Found something?
558
00:58:23,304 --> 00:58:25,172
- Just dust.
559
00:58:39,754 --> 00:58:41,489
It's locked.
560
00:58:41,555 --> 00:58:43,557
- Let me try.
561
00:58:53,667 --> 00:58:55,536
- Oh god.
562
00:59:03,077 --> 00:59:05,446
- What the fuck happened here?
563
00:59:16,791 --> 00:59:19,827
- Let's, I don't wanna be here.
564
00:59:19,894 --> 00:59:22,563
Please, let's go.
- You're right.
565
00:59:22,630 --> 00:59:24,765
Let's get out of here.
566
00:59:27,668 --> 00:59:30,371
first we need to find a phone.
567
00:59:30,438 --> 00:59:32,339
- Fuck the fucking phone.
568
00:59:33,707 --> 00:59:34,742
- Fuck, he's back.
569
00:59:40,515 --> 00:59:42,149
- What do we do?
570
00:59:42,216 --> 00:59:43,884
What do we do now?
571
00:59:47,556 --> 00:59:48,689
- Fuck.
572
00:59:50,525 --> 00:59:51,659
Over here.
573
01:01:52,746 --> 01:01:53,881
Rachel.
574
01:01:55,783 --> 01:01:56,917
Rachel.
575
01:02:11,131 --> 01:02:13,200
Rachel, are you okay?
576
01:02:15,035 --> 01:02:18,673
I don't again.
577
01:02:18,739 --> 01:02:20,307
I can't free myself either.
578
01:02:20,374 --> 01:02:22,611
The rope is too tight.
579
01:04:37,111 --> 01:04:39,179
Rachel, are you okay?
580
01:04:41,583 --> 01:04:45,119
- Hurry, let's get free
and run away from here.
581
01:04:45,185 --> 01:04:46,387
Now.
- There are drawers
582
01:04:46,453 --> 01:04:47,888
under the table.
583
01:04:47,955 --> 01:04:50,825
Try and look, if you can find
a knife or, or something.
584
01:05:05,507 --> 01:05:06,440
Good.
585
01:05:11,846 --> 01:05:12,980
Rachel.
586
01:05:21,589 --> 01:05:23,190
Please cut loose.
587
01:05:33,434 --> 01:05:34,869
The door.
588
01:05:34,935 --> 01:05:35,870
Yes.
589
01:05:39,707 --> 01:05:40,508
Of course.
590
01:05:47,047 --> 01:05:48,382
- Found this.
591
01:05:50,250 --> 01:05:51,653
- Let's go.
592
01:08:20,500 --> 01:08:22,202
- No, I can't leave you behind!
593
01:08:23,938 --> 01:08:27,842
- If you, if you want to
leave, you, you have to go.
594
01:08:27,909 --> 01:08:29,911
That thing's an hunter.
595
01:08:29,978 --> 01:08:31,779
And I'm loosing too much blood.
596
01:08:31,846 --> 01:08:33,081
He'll track us down.
597
01:08:33,146 --> 01:08:35,282
I'm, I'm wounded prey.
598
01:08:36,084 --> 01:08:36,918
- No.
599
01:08:36,985 --> 01:08:38,118
No no no.
600
01:08:38,920 --> 01:08:41,421
- Hey hey, stay, stay here.
601
01:08:41,488 --> 01:08:43,658
Okay, okay, I have an idea.
602
01:08:43,725 --> 01:08:44,892
Okay, okay.
603
01:08:44,959 --> 01:08:47,695
- What is it?
604
01:08:47,762 --> 01:08:48,896
- Trust me.
605
01:08:48,963 --> 01:08:49,897
Okay?
606
01:09:16,524 --> 01:09:17,457
- Hey.
607
01:09:19,326 --> 01:09:20,895
Hey, you asshole.
608
01:09:24,932 --> 01:09:25,867
I'm here.
609
01:09:49,557 --> 01:09:51,491
- Hey!
610
01:09:51,559 --> 01:09:52,694
You!
611
01:09:52,760 --> 01:09:55,295
Say hello to my little friend.
612
01:10:10,243 --> 01:10:11,679
Ryan!
613
01:10:11,746 --> 01:10:13,147
Hey, hey.
614
01:10:13,213 --> 01:10:15,415
Please, hey, we did it.
615
01:10:16,084 --> 01:10:17,952
Please, please.
616
01:10:18,019 --> 01:10:18,953
Ryan.
617
01:10:20,353 --> 01:10:21,989
Ryan.
618
01:10:22,056 --> 01:10:23,524
Don't leave me please.
619
01:10:23,591 --> 01:10:25,960
Please don't leave me.
620
01:10:26,027 --> 01:10:27,662
Please, look at me.
621
01:14:40,614 --> 01:14:44,218
- Welcome back to
the motherfucking
Sex Games Challenge.
622
01:14:44,285 --> 01:14:47,755
I'm your host with the most,
Vic motherfucking Fears.
623
01:14:47,822 --> 01:14:51,726
And unfortunately, as
Shakespeares once said,
624
01:14:51,792 --> 01:14:53,527
shit does happen.
625
01:14:53,594 --> 01:14:56,731
And when it happens, uh, you
gotta make the most with it.
626
01:14:56,797 --> 01:14:59,400
And on with the next one.
627
01:14:59,467 --> 01:15:00,801
Show must go on.
628
01:15:00,868 --> 01:15:04,071
So Ryan and Rachel,
last we heard from them,
629
01:15:04,138 --> 01:15:07,975
they were headed to the
cannibalistic ghost town
630
01:15:08,042 --> 01:15:11,379
of Schultze, Italy
for their, uh,
631
01:15:11,445 --> 01:15:13,681
second grand prize of 6,000.
632
01:15:13,748 --> 01:15:16,884
But something must
have happened.
633
01:15:16,951 --> 01:15:18,686
The video never came through.
634
01:15:18,753 --> 01:15:20,154
We hope they came,
because if you don't cum,
635
01:15:20,221 --> 01:15:21,756
what's the point of
fucking life, right?
636
01:15:21,822 --> 01:15:23,657
You sexual sickos.
637
01:15:24,525 --> 01:15:27,528
Point being the show must go on.
638
01:15:27,595 --> 01:15:29,997
So we're looking
for new participants
639
01:15:30,064 --> 01:15:33,334
here on the very
famous casting couch,
640
01:15:33,401 --> 01:15:34,568
if you know what I mean.
641
01:15:34,635 --> 01:15:37,071
For the Sex Games Challenge.
642
01:15:37,138 --> 01:15:39,874
Some of the new
challenges include
643
01:15:41,242 --> 01:15:44,645
Golden Shower During Golden
Hour, for our film enthusiasts.
644
01:15:44,712 --> 01:15:47,481
You know, the golden
hour is either
645
01:15:47,548 --> 01:15:50,684
at sunset or dawn, where
the light is just perfect
646
01:15:50,751 --> 01:15:52,720
to get peed on.
647
01:15:52,787 --> 01:15:56,190
Having said this,
oh, we have the, uh,
648
01:15:56,991 --> 01:15:59,293
the fan favorite request.
649
01:15:59,360 --> 01:16:01,896
We must have a lot of
Fight Club enthusiasts
650
01:16:01,962 --> 01:16:04,031
amongst our fellow masturbators.
651
01:16:04,098 --> 01:16:07,935
The masturbating in the,
in the mashed potatoes,
652
01:16:08,002 --> 01:16:11,338
the mashed potato
masturbation session
653
01:16:11,405 --> 01:16:13,274
in a three-star restaurant.
654
01:16:13,340 --> 01:16:14,909
Or more, you fucking whore.
655
01:16:14,975 --> 01:16:17,344
Because the point
is, it's too easy
656
01:16:17,411 --> 01:16:18,979
to masturbate in the local diner
657
01:16:19,046 --> 01:16:20,581
where they probably know you.
658
01:16:20,648 --> 01:16:21,715
At midnight.
659
01:16:21,782 --> 01:16:23,984
You wanna go in the jam-packed,
660
01:16:24,051 --> 01:16:28,022
in the center of town,
restaurant, good Yelp reviews,
661
01:16:28,089 --> 01:16:31,926
and find a way of getting to
the kitchen, and masturbate.
662
01:16:31,992 --> 01:16:35,329
That's not as easy
as it may sound.
663
01:16:35,396 --> 01:16:38,833
I know because I tried it a
few times in my earlier days.
664
01:16:39,534 --> 01:16:40,968
So.
665
01:16:41,035 --> 01:16:43,137
Do you have what it takes?
666
01:16:43,204 --> 01:16:47,608
Do you have what it
takes to be a winner
667
01:16:47,675 --> 01:16:49,043
with your wiener?
668
01:16:49,110 --> 01:16:53,481
Here on the Sex Games Challenge?
669
01:16:53,548 --> 01:16:54,949
'Cause if you do,
670
01:16:56,083 --> 01:16:58,452
send us your cock pics,
your pussy fucking pics,
671
01:16:58,520 --> 01:17:00,921
at the email address below,
672
01:17:00,988 --> 01:17:04,825
and get ready to
blow for the show.
673
01:18:21,368 --> 01:18:23,237
- Oh yeah.
674
01:18:23,304 --> 01:18:24,506
- Oh god, yes.
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