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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:12,053 - Another lay? 2 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:56,130 - Did you get everything? 3 00:09:56,197 --> 00:09:57,131 - Got it. 4 00:11:02,363 --> 00:11:05,366 - Welcome back to the infamous Sex Games Challenge, 5 00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:07,768 motherfucking nerds, geeks, and dorks. 6 00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:10,104 I'm your host with the most, Vic Fears. 7 00:11:10,171 --> 00:11:12,940 And today we have a very special episode for you. 8 00:11:13,007 --> 00:11:15,910 We're going, we're gonna be going live 9 00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:19,548 directly to Italy with Rachel and Ryan, 10 00:11:19,614 --> 00:11:21,182 who are there on vacation. 11 00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:24,785 They prepared a little vacation video for us to see, 12 00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:26,521 but spoiler alert. 13 00:11:26,588 --> 00:11:29,423 You know, you can put away the Vaseline tissues for now. 14 00:11:29,490 --> 00:11:31,692 It's not what you think, motherfuckers. 15 00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:34,962 Anyway, you may know Rachel and Ryan 16 00:11:35,029 --> 00:11:36,730 from previous challenges, 17 00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:42,002 such as your mother knows, any dog goes, and marathon blows. 18 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:44,972 But this time, they'll take their sex game 19 00:11:45,039 --> 00:11:48,976 to that next fucking level that very few ever get to. 20 00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:52,146 But ah, can't spoiler any shit right now. 21 00:11:52,213 --> 00:11:56,685 So stay tuned, and we'll be going live very soon. 22 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:59,753 For those viewers who are tuning in for the first time, 23 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:05,259 or who suffer severe memory loss from severe masturbation, 24 00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:09,496 I recommend that you watch the previous episodes 25 00:12:09,564 --> 00:12:14,068 to realize just to what extent these couples go to, 26 00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:17,004 to degrade themselves in front of you 27 00:12:17,071 --> 00:12:19,006 for the cash prize. 28 00:12:19,073 --> 00:12:21,676 Cash rules everything around me, cream get the money. 29 00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:23,811 Dollar, dollar motherfucking bills, yo. 30 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:26,681 So the point is, 31 00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:28,983 you fucking self-deprecating nerds 32 00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:31,620 who haven't seen pussy since pussy saw them, 33 00:12:31,686 --> 00:12:34,455 stay tuned, buy massive loads of fucking 34 00:12:34,522 --> 00:12:37,858 Johnson & Johnson Baby Oil, and have fun. 35 00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:39,860 Click on your donations. 36 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,529 'Cause without your fucking donations, 37 00:12:41,596 --> 00:12:45,299 these people would probably die of starvation. 38 00:12:45,366 --> 00:12:47,468 'Cause all they do is fuck all day long. 39 00:12:47,535 --> 00:12:49,103 No one works. 40 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:50,938 No one goes to fucking school for a better future. 41 00:12:51,005 --> 00:12:54,441 These fucking sexual addicts need you, 42 00:12:55,409 --> 00:12:58,112 chronic masturbators, to survive. 43 00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:00,781 Your donations are fundamental 44 00:13:01,616 --> 00:13:03,484 to the Ultimate Sex Challenge. 45 00:13:03,551 --> 00:13:07,522 Now, you may have seen them jerk-off their classmates, 46 00:13:07,589 --> 00:13:10,991 unbeknownst to their teacher, with the hidden cameras. 47 00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:16,330 You might've seen them flashing in public elevators. 48 00:13:17,131 --> 00:13:19,601 No sexual act is too low. 49 00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:22,537 So how low will they go? 50 00:13:22,604 --> 00:13:25,573 We will show you very soon. 51 00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:28,576 We have a short video to show you 52 00:13:28,643 --> 00:13:32,413 from the last leg of Ryan and Rachel's Euro trip fuck-fest, 53 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:33,947 coming from Italy now. 54 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:37,451 But spoiler alert, it's not what you think. 55 00:13:37,519 --> 00:13:41,021 So you might wanna wait on getting the Vaseline and tissues, 56 00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:44,925 you fucking sexually-depraved animals. 57 00:14:55,730 --> 00:14:57,297 - So what do you want? 58 00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:59,567 I, I never know what to order. 59 00:14:59,634 --> 00:15:01,335 Vegetarian? - Nah. 60 00:15:01,402 --> 00:15:02,537 - Nah. 61 00:15:02,604 --> 00:15:05,005 You think I need better to eat a salad? 62 00:15:07,675 --> 00:15:10,678 I'm, I'm sorry. - You think I need a salad? 63 00:15:10,745 --> 00:15:12,079 - Never said that. 64 00:15:14,749 --> 00:15:16,450 Uh. 65 00:15:16,518 --> 00:15:17,384 - Pizza. 66 00:15:17,451 --> 00:15:19,086 - Pizza. - Again pizza? 67 00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:22,956 - Really don't know. 68 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,393 - Buongiorno. - Buongiorno. 69 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,502 - Ah, same. 70 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:41,975 - Today we celebrate. 71 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,410 - And what are we celebrating for? 72 00:15:43,477 --> 00:15:45,078 - Our success in the last challenge. 73 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:47,314 You were fantastic yesterday. 74 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:51,218 - Oh, honey, I love you. - I love you more. 75 00:15:56,724 --> 00:15:58,593 - Honey, listen to this. 76 00:15:58,660 --> 00:16:02,296 For the lovers of the extreme, a new challenge. 77 00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:06,634 If you'll brave this, you'll win the price of 10 grands. 78 00:16:06,701 --> 00:16:08,368 - Ooh. 79 00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:11,639 - The challenge is record yourself in an act of love 80 00:16:11,706 --> 00:16:13,474 inside of a royal palace. 81 00:16:13,541 --> 00:16:15,075 - Mm-hm. - The video must be 82 00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:17,144 uploaded two days from now. 83 00:16:17,211 --> 00:16:20,682 Good luck and may the best couple wins. 84 00:16:20,748 --> 00:16:22,750 - Well, we already won. 85 00:16:22,817 --> 00:16:24,051 We're in Italy. 86 00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:25,185 There are more historic monuments here 87 00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:26,688 than in the rest of the world. 88 00:16:26,754 --> 00:16:29,122 And how hard can it be to find a royal one? 89 00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:31,659 - Perfect. 90 00:16:31,726 --> 00:16:32,660 Yeah. 91 00:16:33,628 --> 00:16:34,596 Mm. 92 00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:39,132 Find it, the nearest one is half an hour away from here. 93 00:16:40,234 --> 00:16:42,837 - They better prepare the money bags. 94 00:16:42,904 --> 00:16:43,872 We already won. 95 00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:50,678 - Grazie. 96 00:18:02,784 --> 00:18:03,718 Seriously! 97 00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:09,524 Another closed one, seriously? 98 00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:12,527 - Forget the prize. 99 00:18:12,594 --> 00:18:13,761 What we do now? 100 00:18:13,828 --> 00:18:16,463 - Don't worry, we'll find another way, okay? 101 00:18:17,599 --> 00:18:19,667 - Yeah, how? 102 00:18:19,734 --> 00:18:21,569 - Don't know, check the rules, see is there's 103 00:18:21,636 --> 00:18:24,104 some kind of caveat we can exploit. 104 00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:31,613 - No, no, no. 105 00:18:32,847 --> 00:18:35,883 Okay, um, if you're unable 106 00:18:35,950 --> 00:18:40,320 to shoot the video 'cause of closed or crowded location, 107 00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:42,255 the only way to complete the challenge 108 00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:44,759 is to go from riches to rags. 109 00:18:45,860 --> 00:18:48,261 You have to find an isolated location 110 00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:52,834 with a creepy past full of unsolved mysteries. 111 00:18:53,935 --> 00:18:55,335 The prize for the alternative solution 112 00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:58,372 is of six grands instead of 10. 113 00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:00,508 - That's fair. 114 00:19:00,575 --> 00:19:02,142 Well, we are in Italy, aren't we? 115 00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:04,579 We'll find a place, the outskirts of the towns 116 00:19:04,646 --> 00:19:07,815 are full of strange and creepy places. 117 00:19:07,882 --> 00:19:09,149 Well, let me check. 118 00:19:10,885 --> 00:19:11,819 Yeah. 119 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:15,957 Well, ah. 120 00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:17,525 Black magic triangle. 121 00:19:17,592 --> 00:19:18,526 Boring. 122 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:23,765 Satanists, I'd rather not. 123 00:19:24,766 --> 00:19:26,034 Devil's Bridge. 124 00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:27,735 I'd rather not mess with him. 125 00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:31,204 Forsaken Villas. 126 00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:32,707 This may be the one. 127 00:19:33,541 --> 00:19:34,942 Abandoned location in the Alps 128 00:19:35,009 --> 00:19:37,578 located near the old nuclear power plants. 129 00:19:37,645 --> 00:19:39,747 The radiation levels are safe. 130 00:19:39,814 --> 00:19:42,416 But in the '70s and '80s, there have been 131 00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:47,320 many lost people, and a lot of work-related injuries. 132 00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:48,523 Sounds good. 133 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:53,193 - It sounds dangerous. 134 00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:55,630 - Oh, come on, I'm sure it's because of the boss 135 00:19:55,697 --> 00:19:58,398 who was kind of Scrooge who didn't want to pay 136 00:19:58,465 --> 00:20:00,101 for security checks. 137 00:20:00,168 --> 00:20:04,271 Or some mobster who wanted some sweetness to disappear. 138 00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:05,940 Come on, we'll be fine. 139 00:20:06,908 --> 00:20:07,942 - If you say so. 140 00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:09,811 Okay. 141 00:20:10,678 --> 00:20:12,046 Let's go. - Come on, 142 00:20:12,113 --> 00:20:13,213 let's hop in the car. 143 00:20:47,982 --> 00:20:52,053 You know you always hear that these little mountain towns 144 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:56,090 are full of strange, creepy, interesting people. 145 00:20:56,157 --> 00:20:57,892 I only see old geezers. 146 00:20:57,959 --> 00:20:59,326 Only old people. 147 00:21:00,628 --> 00:21:01,796 - Yeah. 148 00:21:01,863 --> 00:21:04,098 Oh look, we get to the cable car. 149 00:21:04,165 --> 00:21:05,265 - Finally. 150 00:21:06,567 --> 00:21:10,738 Again, and then once again in the parking lot. 151 00:21:10,805 --> 00:21:12,272 - Yeah. - Yeah. 152 00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:28,623 Mm, finally. 153 00:21:30,591 --> 00:21:31,993 - It's strange weather. 154 00:21:33,227 --> 00:21:34,829 Was sunny before. 155 00:21:34,896 --> 00:21:36,130 Just a few minutes ago. 156 00:21:36,197 --> 00:21:37,397 Now it's cloudy. 157 00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:38,933 - We're in the mountains. 158 00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:43,638 One minute might be sunny, the next might be cloudy. 159 00:21:43,704 --> 00:21:45,506 The next, might be raining. 160 00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:48,709 Rain the next. 161 00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:51,846 - Ew. 162 00:21:52,780 --> 00:21:53,714 - Okay. 163 00:21:55,683 --> 00:21:56,818 Let's go. - Yep. 164 00:22:23,845 --> 00:22:24,779 Hello? 165 00:22:26,180 --> 00:22:29,884 Excuse me, sir, could you give us some informations, please? 166 00:22:36,489 --> 00:22:38,526 I'll take it as a yes. 167 00:22:39,660 --> 00:22:43,664 We are trying to go to the abandoned village. 168 00:22:44,999 --> 00:22:47,869 Can you tell us if, is this the right cable car to go there? 169 00:22:49,237 --> 00:22:50,370 - Why? 170 00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:54,407 - 'Cause it will be so kind of you to tell us. 171 00:22:54,474 --> 00:22:56,043 - Why you want to go there? 172 00:22:57,211 --> 00:22:58,546 No one goes there. 173 00:22:59,614 --> 00:23:02,750 Especially two city losers like you. 174 00:23:03,918 --> 00:23:05,086 - Excuse me. 175 00:23:05,152 --> 00:23:06,220 We want to go there 176 00:23:06,287 --> 00:23:08,122 because we want to go there. 177 00:23:08,189 --> 00:23:10,625 And I think it's none of your business. 178 00:23:12,026 --> 00:23:13,327 - You're right. 179 00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:14,929 It's not my business. 180 00:23:16,197 --> 00:23:17,765 But you should listen to me. 181 00:23:19,133 --> 00:23:20,534 No one goes there. 182 00:23:22,069 --> 00:23:23,571 It's been decades now. 183 00:23:25,940 --> 00:23:26,874 In the '70s, 184 00:23:27,975 --> 00:23:31,045 this whole area was nuclear power plants. 185 00:23:34,382 --> 00:23:35,516 But then greed. 186 00:23:37,318 --> 00:23:39,020 Greed changes everything. 187 00:23:43,124 --> 00:23:44,625 Sooner or later, 188 00:23:45,559 --> 00:23:47,128 hits you in the back. 189 00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:54,201 There were a few accidents. 190 00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:58,706 But for the community, it was okay. 191 00:23:59,540 --> 00:24:01,175 Few questions. 192 00:24:01,242 --> 00:24:03,644 A lot of work, a lot of money. 193 00:24:06,580 --> 00:24:11,152 Then people start dying. 194 00:24:14,689 --> 00:24:15,690 It was the water. 195 00:24:17,425 --> 00:24:18,559 Was the air. 196 00:24:22,730 --> 00:24:25,366 All, the whole area 197 00:24:25,433 --> 00:24:26,867 was quarantined. 198 00:24:28,269 --> 00:24:29,737 People could not escape. 199 00:24:31,238 --> 00:24:32,506 People start dying. 200 00:24:33,541 --> 00:24:35,142 They were hunting each other. 201 00:24:37,244 --> 00:24:39,747 People were dying. 202 00:24:40,381 --> 00:24:41,716 Children were 203 00:24:44,484 --> 00:24:45,653 with disease. 204 00:24:47,021 --> 00:24:51,759 The death was all around the mountains. 205 00:24:52,860 --> 00:24:54,462 You should, you should not go there. 206 00:24:54,528 --> 00:24:56,364 Don't, don't go there. 207 00:24:56,430 --> 00:24:57,898 Don't go there. 208 00:24:59,700 --> 00:25:01,102 Don't go there. 209 00:25:01,168 --> 00:25:03,270 - Charming, I think we'll be on our way. 210 00:25:03,337 --> 00:25:04,705 You've being very kind. 211 00:25:04,772 --> 00:25:06,741 Have a lovely day. - Wait, wait, wait! 212 00:25:13,447 --> 00:25:14,615 Take this. 213 00:25:14,682 --> 00:25:16,083 It's for the radiation. 214 00:25:20,254 --> 00:25:22,890 If you hear it, run. 215 00:25:26,260 --> 00:25:30,031 - Riveting, have a lovely day, thank you kindly. 216 00:25:40,509 --> 00:25:43,044 - Beware the hunters! 217 00:25:44,111 --> 00:25:45,046 Hunters. 218 00:25:46,180 --> 00:25:49,016 Yes. 219 00:25:49,083 --> 00:25:50,017 Yes. 220 00:25:56,991 --> 00:25:59,794 - Let me tell you, this freaking thing doesn't work. 221 00:25:59,860 --> 00:26:01,595 - Oh, don't worry, we'll just look around. 222 00:26:01,662 --> 00:26:03,264 We'll find something. 223 00:26:03,330 --> 00:26:05,032 Can't be this far off. 224 00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:08,302 - Well, we can always go back. 225 00:26:09,336 --> 00:26:10,871 What can go wrong? 226 00:26:15,676 --> 00:26:16,844 - We're pretty high, aren't we? 227 00:26:16,911 --> 00:26:19,514 - Yeah, we are. - Just imagine 228 00:26:19,580 --> 00:26:20,981 how it'd be too fall! 229 00:26:23,617 --> 00:26:24,752 - Idiot. 230 00:26:48,510 --> 00:26:51,212 - Well, now we walk. 231 00:26:51,278 --> 00:26:52,646 - What? 232 00:26:52,713 --> 00:26:55,983 Um, I'm not dressed up for hiking in the woods, 233 00:26:56,050 --> 00:26:57,586 you know? - If you prefer, 234 00:26:57,651 --> 00:26:59,987 we can just go back and screw the challenge. 235 00:27:01,322 --> 00:27:02,256 - No. 236 00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,262 - Are you sure this is the right way? 237 00:27:08,329 --> 00:27:09,730 - I think so. 238 00:27:09,797 --> 00:27:12,099 Before this freaking thing stop working, 239 00:27:12,166 --> 00:27:15,369 it says the place should be one miles away from here. 240 00:27:16,704 --> 00:27:18,339 - Fine, one place is good as any other 241 00:27:18,405 --> 00:27:21,342 to just land a tent and do something. 242 00:28:07,522 --> 00:28:08,322 Hey! 243 00:28:10,324 --> 00:28:11,125 - Woo! 244 00:28:12,826 --> 00:28:14,461 - Hey oh! 245 00:28:45,594 --> 00:28:47,428 This is a nice one. 246 00:28:47,494 --> 00:28:48,495 - Um, yeah. 247 00:28:50,431 --> 00:28:53,000 - So how about we plant the tent here 248 00:28:53,067 --> 00:28:56,203 and start practicing for our challenge. 249 00:28:58,906 --> 00:29:00,040 - Sounds nice. 250 00:29:05,946 --> 00:29:08,650 - Welcome back to the Sex Game Challenge, 251 00:29:08,717 --> 00:29:11,653 you motherfucking degenerate sickos and sickettes. 252 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:14,656 I'm your host with the most, Vic motherfucking Fierce. 253 00:29:14,723 --> 00:29:18,859 Last time we tuned in, it was getting kind of hot 254 00:29:18,926 --> 00:29:21,395 in here because our horny fucking couple, 255 00:29:21,462 --> 00:29:24,331 Rachel and Ryan, were trying to break in 256 00:29:24,398 --> 00:29:27,501 to the royal palace of Turin for the grand prize 257 00:29:27,569 --> 00:29:31,071 of 10 motherfucking thousand dollars, U.S. 258 00:29:32,206 --> 00:29:33,642 If you're lucky, I might take off something else, 259 00:29:33,708 --> 00:29:34,643 you know what I'm saying? 260 00:29:34,709 --> 00:29:36,377 Nah, just joking. 261 00:29:36,443 --> 00:29:40,548 Anyway, since that didn't go down, some guard caught them. 262 00:29:41,549 --> 00:29:43,083 Since that didn't go down, 263 00:29:43,150 --> 00:29:46,086 since some fucking bastard guard caught them, 264 00:29:46,153 --> 00:29:50,457 they decided to go for the second grand prize of six K. 265 00:29:50,525 --> 00:29:52,493 Which is, remember, huh? 266 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:55,129 To fuck in a haunted town. 267 00:29:55,195 --> 00:29:56,964 Now, I personally believe 268 00:29:57,031 --> 00:29:58,733 in those motherfucking ghouls and ghosts. 269 00:29:58,799 --> 00:30:00,367 I don't know about you guys. 270 00:30:00,434 --> 00:30:03,003 But the idea of them watching as they get it on 271 00:30:03,070 --> 00:30:04,805 kind of makes me, ah, eh. 272 00:30:04,872 --> 00:30:06,340 You know what I'm saying? 273 00:30:06,407 --> 00:30:08,909 Anyway, let's go. 274 00:30:08,976 --> 00:30:14,081 Oh, we, we ah, we see that Rachel finally found some signal. 275 00:30:14,148 --> 00:30:15,983 So let's go live to them 276 00:30:16,050 --> 00:30:19,820 and get a little update on their fucking progress. 277 00:30:26,894 --> 00:30:29,363 - Hello, guys, what's up? 278 00:30:29,430 --> 00:30:33,901 So apparently we arrived in this lost woods 279 00:30:33,967 --> 00:30:38,172 for the challenge, and we couldn't take 280 00:30:38,238 --> 00:30:40,974 the challenge at the royal palace because it was closed. 281 00:30:41,041 --> 00:30:45,580 So tomorrow, we'll do the challenge 282 00:30:45,647 --> 00:30:48,449 in an abandoned village. 283 00:30:49,651 --> 00:30:51,051 Ah. 284 00:30:51,118 --> 00:30:56,390 There, my big man is planting the tent 285 00:30:56,924 --> 00:30:58,793 for us tonight. 286 00:30:58,859 --> 00:31:01,028 Hello, how's it going? 287 00:31:02,963 --> 00:31:05,466 - Fuck. - Oh, poor thing. 288 00:31:05,533 --> 00:31:06,467 Oh no. 289 00:31:07,935 --> 00:31:11,138 - Fuck. - Poor, my little thing, no. 290 00:31:12,206 --> 00:31:14,709 - Told ya, I would've met. 291 00:31:19,581 --> 00:31:21,882 See, told ya. 292 00:31:21,949 --> 00:31:24,786 - Guys, look, this is my man. 293 00:31:24,853 --> 00:31:27,555 Mm-hm, he planted the tent. 294 00:31:27,622 --> 00:31:28,556 So good. 295 00:31:29,990 --> 00:31:32,326 - Bye. - See you tomorrow. 296 00:32:26,079 --> 00:32:27,181 Ryan. 297 00:32:30,951 --> 00:32:31,753 Ryan. 298 00:32:32,986 --> 00:32:34,121 Wake up. 299 00:32:37,458 --> 00:32:38,392 - What? 300 00:33:10,457 --> 00:33:11,726 - Hun. 301 00:33:12,894 --> 00:33:14,328 - Wait here. 302 00:33:14,394 --> 00:33:16,764 - Don't go. - Don't worry, it's fine. 303 00:33:16,831 --> 00:33:18,365 Okay, it's fine. 304 00:33:28,843 --> 00:33:29,777 Hello? 305 00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:33,146 Is anyone there? 306 00:33:47,194 --> 00:33:48,730 Is anyone there! 307 00:33:53,801 --> 00:33:56,671 So we can have a laugh together, right? 308 00:34:32,674 --> 00:34:33,608 Hey. 309 00:34:35,743 --> 00:34:37,045 It's me. 310 00:34:37,110 --> 00:34:38,880 Come here, come here. 311 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:41,783 Hey, it's fine, it's fine. 312 00:34:42,584 --> 00:34:44,351 It's all right, it's all right. 313 00:34:46,888 --> 00:34:49,356 Yeah yeah yeah yeah. 314 00:34:50,457 --> 00:34:53,360 - Where were you? - Just outside. 315 00:34:55,262 --> 00:34:56,631 I was just here, I was just here. 316 00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,602 - I was so scared. 317 00:35:00,668 --> 00:35:02,235 - I'm here, okay? 318 00:35:02,302 --> 00:35:03,437 I'm here. 319 00:35:04,706 --> 00:35:05,640 It's fine. 320 00:35:07,842 --> 00:35:08,810 Everything's fine. 321 00:35:37,437 --> 00:35:39,306 Rachel, come here. 322 00:35:42,777 --> 00:35:45,580 - Yeah? 323 00:35:45,647 --> 00:35:46,648 What is this? 324 00:35:48,181 --> 00:35:50,317 Don't, don't touch it! 325 00:35:52,954 --> 00:35:56,323 Maybe it is the thing we saw tonight. 326 00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,095 I'm still shivering. 327 00:36:01,161 --> 00:36:03,765 - Probably is just some, some child 328 00:36:03,831 --> 00:36:05,967 who thinks he's funnier than he is. 329 00:36:06,034 --> 00:36:10,738 - The weirdo, it's the guy at the cable car. 330 00:36:11,906 --> 00:36:13,407 He shouted something, but. 331 00:36:14,374 --> 00:36:15,442 - There you have it. 332 00:36:15,510 --> 00:36:17,512 Must be him, or his son. 333 00:36:17,578 --> 00:36:19,514 They woke up in the night and thought it would've been 334 00:36:19,580 --> 00:36:22,182 so funny to pull a prank on us. 335 00:36:23,316 --> 00:36:24,619 - What a fucking sense of humor. 336 00:36:24,686 --> 00:36:25,620 - Indeed. 337 00:36:28,690 --> 00:36:31,059 - Honey, let's finish this challenge 338 00:36:31,125 --> 00:36:33,293 and go away from here ASAP. 339 00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:34,494 - Indeed again. 340 00:36:35,997 --> 00:36:36,931 Let's go. 341 00:36:39,299 --> 00:36:40,467 - Ah. 342 00:36:40,535 --> 00:36:42,369 - Hey, you okay? 343 00:36:43,171 --> 00:36:45,573 - Yeah. 344 00:36:52,046 --> 00:36:54,381 Fuck off the idea of dressing up like this. 345 00:36:54,448 --> 00:36:56,383 'Cause we are going to Hollywood party. 346 00:36:56,450 --> 00:36:57,819 - You're right. 347 00:36:57,885 --> 00:37:00,855 But we have to do this for the followers. 348 00:37:00,922 --> 00:37:02,590 - Screw the followers. 349 00:37:02,657 --> 00:37:06,326 If I have bristles under my feet, you'll carry me, okay? 350 00:37:06,393 --> 00:37:08,629 - Love, we have to keep going. 351 00:37:08,696 --> 00:37:10,631 We barely have enough money on our account to pay 352 00:37:10,698 --> 00:37:12,567 for the gasoline to go back home. 353 00:37:12,633 --> 00:37:15,503 Also, I can already hear the river, so we are close. 354 00:37:15,570 --> 00:37:16,971 We find the right place. 355 00:37:17,038 --> 00:37:20,007 We shoot our video, we win the challenge. 356 00:37:20,074 --> 00:37:22,009 We win the six grands. 357 00:37:22,076 --> 00:37:23,845 And we go back home. 358 00:37:23,911 --> 00:37:25,847 Happy and rich, right? 359 00:37:29,382 --> 00:37:31,451 - Yeah, you're right. 360 00:37:32,153 --> 00:37:33,353 - Let's go. 361 00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:03,711 - Welcome back to the ultimate sexual online experience, 362 00:39:04,779 --> 00:39:07,048 you chronic fucking degenerate masturbators. 363 00:39:07,114 --> 00:39:11,118 Last time we tuned in to Rachel and Ryan, 364 00:39:11,185 --> 00:39:15,790 they had very poor signal, and they were looking for 365 00:39:15,857 --> 00:39:21,095 an abandoned house in the ghost cannibal town of Schultze 366 00:39:22,163 --> 00:39:26,433 to perform their final sexual challenge. 367 00:39:27,101 --> 00:39:30,437 And any moment now, eh, 368 00:39:30,504 --> 00:39:32,740 any moment now, they'll be sending us 369 00:39:32,807 --> 00:39:34,876 their final sex challenge tape. 370 00:39:34,942 --> 00:39:40,413 So get the baby oil-Vaseline tissues and donations ready, 371 00:39:41,749 --> 00:39:44,819 because without your sweet little contributions, 372 00:39:44,886 --> 00:39:46,419 we wouldn't be here right now. 373 00:39:46,486 --> 00:39:49,389 So thank you and fuck you very much. 374 00:40:10,077 --> 00:40:11,579 - There you have it. 375 00:40:11,646 --> 00:40:12,980 Abandoned village. 376 00:40:14,181 --> 00:40:19,452 - Uh-huh. 377 00:40:28,796 --> 00:40:32,566 - But it is perfect for, for the challenge. 378 00:40:32,633 --> 00:40:35,603 I didn't exactly get what happened here. 379 00:40:35,670 --> 00:40:38,940 Just know that at once a point, everyone left. 380 00:40:39,774 --> 00:40:41,409 Intriguing, isn't it? 381 00:40:41,474 --> 00:40:42,610 - Uh. 382 00:40:43,476 --> 00:40:44,612 Yeah? 383 00:40:45,313 --> 00:40:46,948 It's kind of scary. 384 00:40:47,014 --> 00:40:51,819 Well, let's find small place where to do the challenge. 385 00:40:53,921 --> 00:40:54,922 - Let's go. 386 00:41:35,196 --> 00:41:37,798 - This one seems perfect. 387 00:42:34,523 --> 00:42:35,656 Ryan. 388 00:42:40,194 --> 00:42:41,595 - Hello there. 389 00:44:27,636 --> 00:44:30,237 You son of a- - What was that? 390 00:44:33,741 --> 00:44:34,875 - Hey! 391 00:44:35,743 --> 00:44:36,877 Hey. 392 00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:41,015 Hey! 393 00:44:42,316 --> 00:44:45,953 Where the fuck you think you're going? 394 00:44:46,020 --> 00:44:47,388 These fucking creeps. 395 00:44:47,454 --> 00:44:48,523 Hey! 396 00:44:51,158 --> 00:44:53,595 Come back here, you asshole! 397 00:44:53,662 --> 00:44:54,795 Hey! 398 00:44:55,462 --> 00:44:57,431 Asshole, where are you? 399 00:44:58,265 --> 00:44:59,668 Fuck sake this. 400 00:45:05,540 --> 00:45:06,941 Fucking asshole. 401 00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:13,414 Hey, where are you? 402 00:45:37,204 --> 00:45:38,138 Fuck. 403 00:45:51,686 --> 00:45:53,053 - Ryan- - Rachel. 404 00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:54,922 - Where were you? - We have to go. 405 00:45:54,989 --> 00:45:56,423 - But don't ever leave me alone. 406 00:45:56,490 --> 00:45:58,792 - No, no, no, we have to go now. 407 00:45:58,859 --> 00:45:59,960 - What happened? - I chased the thing 408 00:46:00,027 --> 00:46:01,529 down to the river. 409 00:46:01,596 --> 00:46:03,097 There was blood everywhere. 410 00:46:03,163 --> 00:46:05,165 - Blood? - We, I think someone 411 00:46:05,232 --> 00:46:08,670 died there, we have to go now. 412 00:46:08,737 --> 00:46:09,571 Okay? 413 00:46:09,638 --> 00:46:10,505 Gimme this. 414 00:46:10,572 --> 00:46:13,407 Go, go, go, go. 415 00:46:14,108 --> 00:46:16,076 Look here, let's go. 416 00:46:56,618 --> 00:46:58,185 Where's the tent? 417 00:46:58,252 --> 00:47:00,120 Where's the fucking tent? 418 00:47:01,523 --> 00:47:03,324 - No. - Fuck. 419 00:47:04,626 --> 00:47:05,893 - No. 420 00:47:05,959 --> 00:47:07,494 - Must have been the thing. 421 00:47:09,029 --> 00:47:11,398 - Honey, I'm exhausted. 422 00:47:12,767 --> 00:47:15,169 - What are we going to do now without our stuff? 423 00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:29,316 - Ryan, I heard the noise. 424 00:47:30,785 --> 00:47:32,252 - Who was it? 425 00:47:32,319 --> 00:47:35,889 - I, I, I don't know, but we have to go. 426 00:47:35,956 --> 00:47:37,257 - Come on. - Can't stay here. 427 00:47:37,324 --> 00:47:39,293 - The cable car ain't far, come on. 428 00:48:02,983 --> 00:48:05,185 No, no, no, no, no, no. 429 00:48:08,255 --> 00:48:09,189 Fuck. 430 00:48:15,896 --> 00:48:17,030 Fuck! 431 00:48:28,510 --> 00:48:29,443 Fuck! 432 00:48:33,815 --> 00:48:35,583 - There's no signal. 433 00:48:35,650 --> 00:48:37,852 - Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 434 00:48:37,918 --> 00:48:42,557 We can, we can start walking down the mountain, okay? 435 00:48:42,624 --> 00:48:45,560 We find a house or a farm, or who knows what. 436 00:48:45,627 --> 00:48:47,327 And we'll ask for a phone. 437 00:48:47,394 --> 00:48:49,463 All right, okay? 438 00:48:49,531 --> 00:48:50,464 It's fine. 439 00:48:52,065 --> 00:48:54,067 It's fine, okay, okay. 440 00:48:54,134 --> 00:48:55,502 - Okay. - Okay, let's go. 441 00:49:26,935 --> 00:49:29,537 - I don't know what happened. 442 00:49:29,604 --> 00:49:33,508 We are suffering some technical difficulties 443 00:49:33,575 --> 00:49:38,513 it seems, because we were told that the video 444 00:49:38,580 --> 00:49:44,017 would be arriving shortly, and, ah, it has not arrived. 445 00:49:45,118 --> 00:49:47,589 Now, whether it's the poor signal 446 00:49:47,655 --> 00:49:51,992 they have in the ghost town of Schultze, Italy, 447 00:49:52,059 --> 00:49:56,497 or God knows what happened, 448 00:49:56,564 --> 00:49:59,032 we don't know. 449 00:49:59,099 --> 00:50:02,069 I see from the comments below 450 00:50:02,135 --> 00:50:04,438 that there's great anticipation. 451 00:50:04,506 --> 00:50:06,273 I see from the comments below. 452 00:50:06,340 --> 00:50:10,444 Unfortunately, uh, I, I am very sad. 453 00:50:10,512 --> 00:50:13,548 I'm very, I'm, I am more than sad. 454 00:50:13,615 --> 00:50:16,718 I am aggressively fucking pissed off! 455 00:50:16,784 --> 00:50:19,754 That this fucking video hasn't arrived yet. 456 00:50:19,821 --> 00:50:22,690 Our viewers are there with their cocks in hand 457 00:50:22,757 --> 00:50:24,792 just waiting for the fucking thing 458 00:50:24,859 --> 00:50:27,094 to be uploaded any second now. 459 00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:29,463 The anticipation is not only killing me, 460 00:50:29,531 --> 00:50:31,766 but it's making me extremely fucking horny. 461 00:50:31,833 --> 00:50:33,333 I'm gonna go and ask my assistant 462 00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:35,269 to fucking jerk me off in the moment 463 00:50:35,335 --> 00:50:37,237 because I can't take this shit no more. 464 00:50:37,304 --> 00:50:39,072 I don't know what to say. 465 00:50:39,139 --> 00:50:41,308 These things are not supposed to happen. 466 00:50:41,375 --> 00:50:43,277 It's not professional of them. 467 00:50:43,343 --> 00:50:47,515 But hey, maybe they got caught in a shit storm. 468 00:50:47,582 --> 00:50:50,585 Maybe, ah, they couldn't find the proper house. 469 00:50:50,652 --> 00:50:52,987 Were fucking on the street, some neighbors saw them, 470 00:50:53,053 --> 00:50:55,990 and shot them with a fucking salt air rifle. 471 00:50:56,056 --> 00:50:57,759 We don't know. 472 00:50:57,825 --> 00:51:01,328 We don't know, the moment we know, you have my word, 473 00:51:01,395 --> 00:51:04,032 you have Vic Fierce's fucking word. 474 00:51:04,097 --> 00:51:06,034 I just have one word, like my balls, 475 00:51:06,099 --> 00:51:07,702 I don't break them for fucking nobody. 476 00:51:07,769 --> 00:51:11,204 You got me, one word, that, my word, which is worth 477 00:51:11,271 --> 00:51:14,776 its fucking weight in fucking cock. 478 00:51:15,977 --> 00:51:19,446 So, as we greatly anticipate 479 00:51:19,514 --> 00:51:24,619 the arrival of Rachel and Ryan's final sex challenge tape, 480 00:51:25,753 --> 00:51:27,589 I have to address some of the comments below. 481 00:51:27,655 --> 00:51:31,693 Especially this one comment from Sugar_Cube69. 482 00:51:32,994 --> 00:51:36,798 Complaining that the show is not professional. 483 00:51:38,298 --> 00:51:42,670 Sugar_Cube69, you fucking degenerate cock-sucking low life, 484 00:51:44,639 --> 00:51:47,508 no-sex-having piece of fucking shit. 485 00:51:47,575 --> 00:51:49,644 We see that you contributed only 10 euros 486 00:51:49,711 --> 00:51:52,046 in the past month, and you've been masturbating 487 00:51:52,112 --> 00:51:55,550 to our fucking show for 12 months. 488 00:51:55,617 --> 00:51:57,952 That's not even fucking one Euro a month. 489 00:51:58,019 --> 00:51:58,953 That's nothing. 490 00:51:59,020 --> 00:52:00,054 You're fucking nothing. 491 00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:01,756 Your mom is nothing. 492 00:52:01,823 --> 00:52:04,157 Your father is nothing, you're fucking disgusting. 493 00:52:04,224 --> 00:52:07,595 You're a degenerate fucking cock-in-hand, 494 00:52:07,662 --> 00:52:10,865 never-saw-pussy-since-pussy-saw-you degenerate, 495 00:52:10,932 --> 00:52:14,368 fucking cock-sucking, monkey-licking, 496 00:52:14,434 --> 00:52:19,707 ball-snatching cockroach up the ass fucking shit. 497 00:52:20,975 --> 00:52:22,844 I don't even have the fucking words to describe you. 498 00:52:22,910 --> 00:52:27,048 I've been giving you the best fucking underground content 499 00:52:27,115 --> 00:52:28,181 on the web. 500 00:52:28,248 --> 00:52:29,684 You cock-sucking piece of shit 501 00:52:29,751 --> 00:52:31,151 I've ever fucking seen. 502 00:52:31,218 --> 00:52:33,353 And this is the fucking thanks that you show me? 503 00:52:33,420 --> 00:52:34,789 Because of a technical delay, 504 00:52:34,856 --> 00:52:37,224 which has nothing to do with the show. 505 00:52:37,892 --> 00:52:39,159 Are you serious? 506 00:52:39,226 --> 00:52:40,928 Actually, you know what? 507 00:52:40,995 --> 00:52:43,531 Sugar_Cube69, you've been officially blocked. 508 00:52:43,598 --> 00:52:44,899 Actually probably didn't even see 509 00:52:44,966 --> 00:52:46,466 the last of my fucking sentence! 510 00:52:46,534 --> 00:52:48,168 'Cause I already blocked you midway 511 00:52:48,235 --> 00:52:49,570 through the fucking sentence. 512 00:52:49,637 --> 00:52:52,205 Fuck you and the hole you came from. 513 00:53:00,915 --> 00:53:01,849 So. 514 00:53:04,652 --> 00:53:06,219 I'm interested in knowing 515 00:53:06,286 --> 00:53:08,488 your own personal sexual experiences. 516 00:53:08,556 --> 00:53:10,792 Where's the craziest place you ever fucked? 517 00:53:10,858 --> 00:53:12,860 And with who and why? 518 00:53:13,795 --> 00:53:15,195 Is there a why? 519 00:53:15,262 --> 00:53:17,197 Or are we just animals? 520 00:53:18,166 --> 00:53:21,301 Drugged by a deep desire, 521 00:53:21,368 --> 00:53:24,371 instinct-based desire, to just procreate? 522 00:53:24,438 --> 00:53:26,541 And society made shit complicated for us. 523 00:53:26,607 --> 00:53:28,876 You can't fuck here, you can't fuck there. 524 00:53:28,943 --> 00:53:30,078 You need permission. 525 00:53:30,144 --> 00:53:31,411 The fuck outta here. 526 00:53:40,188 --> 00:53:43,825 So that's all for tonight's masturbation session 527 00:53:43,891 --> 00:53:48,261 on the world-famous Sex Games Challenge. 528 00:53:48,328 --> 00:53:50,263 My name, as you well know, 529 00:53:50,330 --> 00:53:52,700 the host with the most, the Vic Fears. 530 00:53:52,767 --> 00:53:56,303 And everyone out there, suck my fucking dick. 531 00:54:08,883 --> 00:54:10,518 - Honey. - Uh? 532 00:54:10,585 --> 00:54:12,252 - I'm exhausted. 533 00:54:14,589 --> 00:54:17,792 - Come on, we just have to find a phone. 534 00:54:17,859 --> 00:54:19,259 Remember the challenge, 535 00:54:21,028 --> 00:54:22,897 - Screw the challenge! 536 00:54:22,964 --> 00:54:24,932 I just want to go home. 537 00:54:24,999 --> 00:54:26,266 And take a shower. 538 00:54:27,300 --> 00:54:30,938 And, and, and sleep in a comfy bed 539 00:54:31,005 --> 00:54:33,107 in a four-star hotel room. 540 00:54:34,842 --> 00:54:37,044 - And how are we supposed to pay for the stars, 541 00:54:37,111 --> 00:54:38,746 and the room, and the bed 542 00:54:38,813 --> 00:54:40,882 without the money of the challenge? 543 00:54:42,216 --> 00:54:47,522 - Just find a way to take back my butt to town. 544 00:54:48,656 --> 00:54:50,892 And I'll find a way to earn some money. 545 00:54:50,958 --> 00:54:52,527 In a way or another. 546 00:55:10,611 --> 00:55:12,113 - There, you see? 547 00:55:12,180 --> 00:55:13,313 A house already. 548 00:55:14,515 --> 00:55:15,983 Nothing to worry about. 549 00:56:33,961 --> 00:56:38,633 - Wait, what if the creature sleeps here? 550 00:56:39,533 --> 00:56:40,801 - We have to 551 00:56:41,636 --> 00:56:44,138 get in, find a phone, get out. 552 00:56:45,940 --> 00:56:46,874 Okay? 553 00:57:23,177 --> 00:57:24,512 Let's be quiet. 554 00:57:25,313 --> 00:57:27,081 There might be someone here. 555 00:57:33,654 --> 00:57:36,590 - What kind of a place is this? 556 00:57:43,798 --> 00:57:46,000 The smell is atrocious. 557 00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:22,136 - Found something? 558 00:58:23,304 --> 00:58:25,172 - Just dust. 559 00:58:39,754 --> 00:58:41,489 It's locked. 560 00:58:41,555 --> 00:58:43,557 - Let me try. 561 00:58:53,667 --> 00:58:55,536 - Oh god. 562 00:59:03,077 --> 00:59:05,446 - What the fuck happened here? 563 00:59:16,791 --> 00:59:19,827 - Let's, I don't wanna be here. 564 00:59:19,894 --> 00:59:22,563 Please, let's go. - You're right. 565 00:59:22,630 --> 00:59:24,765 Let's get out of here. 566 00:59:27,668 --> 00:59:30,371 first we need to find a phone. 567 00:59:30,438 --> 00:59:32,339 - Fuck the fucking phone. 568 00:59:33,707 --> 00:59:34,742 - Fuck, he's back. 569 00:59:40,515 --> 00:59:42,149 - What do we do? 570 00:59:42,216 --> 00:59:43,884 What do we do now? 571 00:59:47,556 --> 00:59:48,689 - Fuck. 572 00:59:50,525 --> 00:59:51,659 Over here. 573 01:01:52,746 --> 01:01:53,881 Rachel. 574 01:01:55,783 --> 01:01:56,917 Rachel. 575 01:02:11,131 --> 01:02:13,200 Rachel, are you okay? 576 01:02:15,035 --> 01:02:18,673 I don't again. 577 01:02:18,739 --> 01:02:20,307 I can't free myself either. 578 01:02:20,374 --> 01:02:22,611 The rope is too tight. 579 01:04:37,111 --> 01:04:39,179 Rachel, are you okay? 580 01:04:41,583 --> 01:04:45,119 - Hurry, let's get free and run away from here. 581 01:04:45,185 --> 01:04:46,387 Now. - There are drawers 582 01:04:46,453 --> 01:04:47,888 under the table. 583 01:04:47,955 --> 01:04:50,825 Try and look, if you can find a knife or, or something. 584 01:05:05,507 --> 01:05:06,440 Good. 585 01:05:11,846 --> 01:05:12,980 Rachel. 586 01:05:21,589 --> 01:05:23,190 Please cut loose. 587 01:05:33,434 --> 01:05:34,869 The door. 588 01:05:34,935 --> 01:05:35,870 Yes. 589 01:05:39,707 --> 01:05:40,508 Of course. 590 01:05:47,047 --> 01:05:48,382 - Found this. 591 01:05:50,250 --> 01:05:51,653 - Let's go. 592 01:08:20,500 --> 01:08:22,202 - No, I can't leave you behind! 593 01:08:23,938 --> 01:08:27,842 - If you, if you want to leave, you, you have to go. 594 01:08:27,909 --> 01:08:29,911 That thing's an hunter. 595 01:08:29,978 --> 01:08:31,779 And I'm loosing too much blood. 596 01:08:31,846 --> 01:08:33,081 He'll track us down. 597 01:08:33,146 --> 01:08:35,282 I'm, I'm wounded prey. 598 01:08:36,084 --> 01:08:36,918 - No. 599 01:08:36,985 --> 01:08:38,118 No no no. 600 01:08:38,920 --> 01:08:41,421 - Hey hey, stay, stay here. 601 01:08:41,488 --> 01:08:43,658 Okay, okay, I have an idea. 602 01:08:43,725 --> 01:08:44,892 Okay, okay. 603 01:08:44,959 --> 01:08:47,695 - What is it? 604 01:08:47,762 --> 01:08:48,896 - Trust me. 605 01:08:48,963 --> 01:08:49,897 Okay? 606 01:09:16,524 --> 01:09:17,457 - Hey. 607 01:09:19,326 --> 01:09:20,895 Hey, you asshole. 608 01:09:24,932 --> 01:09:25,867 I'm here. 609 01:09:49,557 --> 01:09:51,491 - Hey! 610 01:09:51,559 --> 01:09:52,694 You! 611 01:09:52,760 --> 01:09:55,295 Say hello to my little friend. 612 01:10:10,243 --> 01:10:11,679 Ryan! 613 01:10:11,746 --> 01:10:13,147 Hey, hey. 614 01:10:13,213 --> 01:10:15,415 Please, hey, we did it. 615 01:10:16,084 --> 01:10:17,952 Please, please. 616 01:10:18,019 --> 01:10:18,953 Ryan. 617 01:10:20,353 --> 01:10:21,989 Ryan. 618 01:10:22,056 --> 01:10:23,524 Don't leave me please. 619 01:10:23,591 --> 01:10:25,960 Please don't leave me. 620 01:10:26,027 --> 01:10:27,662 Please, look at me. 621 01:14:40,614 --> 01:14:44,218 - Welcome back to the motherfucking Sex Games Challenge. 622 01:14:44,285 --> 01:14:47,755 I'm your host with the most, Vic motherfucking Fears. 623 01:14:47,822 --> 01:14:51,726 And unfortunately, as Shakespeares once said, 624 01:14:51,792 --> 01:14:53,527 shit does happen. 625 01:14:53,594 --> 01:14:56,731 And when it happens, uh, you gotta make the most with it. 626 01:14:56,797 --> 01:14:59,400 And on with the next one. 627 01:14:59,467 --> 01:15:00,801 Show must go on. 628 01:15:00,868 --> 01:15:04,071 So Ryan and Rachel, last we heard from them, 629 01:15:04,138 --> 01:15:07,975 they were headed to the cannibalistic ghost town 630 01:15:08,042 --> 01:15:11,379 of Schultze, Italy for their, uh, 631 01:15:11,445 --> 01:15:13,681 second grand prize of 6,000. 632 01:15:13,748 --> 01:15:16,884 But something must have happened. 633 01:15:16,951 --> 01:15:18,686 The video never came through. 634 01:15:18,753 --> 01:15:20,154 We hope they came, because if you don't cum, 635 01:15:20,221 --> 01:15:21,756 what's the point of fucking life, right? 636 01:15:21,822 --> 01:15:23,657 You sexual sickos. 637 01:15:24,525 --> 01:15:27,528 Point being the show must go on. 638 01:15:27,595 --> 01:15:29,997 So we're looking for new participants 639 01:15:30,064 --> 01:15:33,334 here on the very famous casting couch, 640 01:15:33,401 --> 01:15:34,568 if you know what I mean. 641 01:15:34,635 --> 01:15:37,071 For the Sex Games Challenge. 642 01:15:37,138 --> 01:15:39,874 Some of the new challenges include 643 01:15:41,242 --> 01:15:44,645 Golden Shower During Golden Hour, for our film enthusiasts. 644 01:15:44,712 --> 01:15:47,481 You know, the golden hour is either 645 01:15:47,548 --> 01:15:50,684 at sunset or dawn, where the light is just perfect 646 01:15:50,751 --> 01:15:52,720 to get peed on. 647 01:15:52,787 --> 01:15:56,190 Having said this, oh, we have the, uh, 648 01:15:56,991 --> 01:15:59,293 the fan favorite request. 649 01:15:59,360 --> 01:16:01,896 We must have a lot of Fight Club enthusiasts 650 01:16:01,962 --> 01:16:04,031 amongst our fellow masturbators. 651 01:16:04,098 --> 01:16:07,935 The masturbating in the, in the mashed potatoes, 652 01:16:08,002 --> 01:16:11,338 the mashed potato masturbation session 653 01:16:11,405 --> 01:16:13,274 in a three-star restaurant. 654 01:16:13,340 --> 01:16:14,909 Or more, you fucking whore. 655 01:16:14,975 --> 01:16:17,344 Because the point is, it's too easy 656 01:16:17,411 --> 01:16:18,979 to masturbate in the local diner 657 01:16:19,046 --> 01:16:20,581 where they probably know you. 658 01:16:20,648 --> 01:16:21,715 At midnight. 659 01:16:21,782 --> 01:16:23,984 You wanna go in the jam-packed, 660 01:16:24,051 --> 01:16:28,022 in the center of town, restaurant, good Yelp reviews, 661 01:16:28,089 --> 01:16:31,926 and find a way of getting to the kitchen, and masturbate. 662 01:16:31,992 --> 01:16:35,329 That's not as easy as it may sound. 663 01:16:35,396 --> 01:16:38,833 I know because I tried it a few times in my earlier days. 664 01:16:39,534 --> 01:16:40,968 So. 665 01:16:41,035 --> 01:16:43,137 Do you have what it takes? 666 01:16:43,204 --> 01:16:47,608 Do you have what it takes to be a winner 667 01:16:47,675 --> 01:16:49,043 with your wiener? 668 01:16:49,110 --> 01:16:53,481 Here on the Sex Games Challenge? 669 01:16:53,548 --> 01:16:54,949 'Cause if you do, 670 01:16:56,083 --> 01:16:58,452 send us your cock pics, your pussy fucking pics, 671 01:16:58,520 --> 01:17:00,921 at the email address below, 672 01:17:00,988 --> 01:17:04,825 and get ready to blow for the show. 673 01:18:21,368 --> 01:18:23,237 - Oh yeah. 674 01:18:23,304 --> 01:18:24,506 - Oh god, yes. 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