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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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I now call this meeting
of NO MA'AM to order.
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In honor of brother Griff's
one-year anniversary...
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...as a member of NO MA'AM...
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...we must now think of a practical joke
to play on him.
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I don't remember anybody
pulling a practical joke on me.
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Remember on the expressway
when your brakes failed...
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...and you almost died?
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That was us.
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All right, gentlemen, gentlemen.
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Brother Dan, it was your job...
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...to keep brother Griff
away from tonight's meeting.
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I don't remember anybody keeping me
away from any meeting.
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Remember when Dan accidentally
shot you in the back...
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...and you were hospitalized
for seven weeks?
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That was us.
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Good one, guys.
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So what did you do to Griff?
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- Oh, I just had him arrested.
- What's the charge?
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Indecent exposure, murder,
cannibalism.
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Great work, brother Dan.
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And that'll give us a lot of time
to think of a great joke to play on him.
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Now, I think it's only fitting
that the joke come from me...
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...since I am
the king of practical jokes.
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No, I'm the king.
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Wearing a quilted robe
and sitting on a throne all day...
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...doesn't make you a king.
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I say we have 10 pizzas sent
to brother Griff's apartment.
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How does he do it?
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I say that we hire a cross-dresser
to pick up Griff...
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...and seduce him
while we get it on tape.
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That doesn't compare to pizzas.
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All those who are in favor
of my practical joke?
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- All those in favor of mine?
- Yeah!
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Well, Al, I guess it's obvious
where we go from here.
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Yes, it is. You know what? Get the hell
out of my house! Meeting is adjourned.
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- Sore loser.
- Anyway...
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Oh, well. I guess I better
go spring Griff from jail.
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Well, it's doughnut night
at the nudie bar.
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Every hooter is either glazed
or jelly-filled.
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Griff can wait.
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I was robbed.
My pizza joke was better.
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Yeah, yeah. You're right, Al.
You the man. Let's shake on it.
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I gotcha!
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You got me, buddy. You're right.
You're the king of practical jokes.
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- Nuts?
- Oh, thanks.
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Gotcha!
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Okay. Okay, Al.
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I challenge you to a duel.
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May the best joker win.
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Let's rock.
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This news bulletin just in.
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The Chicago Cannibal has been
arraigned for over 100 murders.
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The cannibal, shown in this picture...
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...says he's innocent,
claiming there is no evidence.
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The D A responded by saying,
"evidence, schmevidence."
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Hey, Bud. Guess who's been arrested
for eating people?
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Who, Tommy Lasorda?
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Listen, Kelly, can you please explain
to me the outgoing message...
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...on our new answering machine?
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Hi, you've reached Kelly.
Please leave a message at the tone.
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If you're a girl calling for Bud,
hi, Mom!
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That's not very funny
to me anymore--
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You should see what I just did.
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I just had 10 pizzas sent
to Jefferson's house.
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I am the king of practical jokes.
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Oh, my God. It's Webster!
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- Webster! Webster!
- Oh, my God!
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I don't think so.
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Al Bundy, I was sent here
from Publishers Sweepstakes...
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...and you've just won $10 million!
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
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And your mother's not here
to share our joy.
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- Could life be any better?
- No!
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Oh, what's going on?
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Urkel here just gave me
10 million bucks.
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Congratulations. What are you
gonna do with all the money?
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I'm gonna quit my job,
burn down this house...
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...and live out my days
on Hooter Island.
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Well, on an occasion like this,
there's only one thing to say:
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Gotcha!
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All right, cannibal,
we know you ate those people.
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Now confess!
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I haven't eaten anyone!
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I don't even like ribs.
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Call my ex-wife.
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We did.
She said she once caught you...
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...pouring chocolate syrup
on her best friend.
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That wasn't cannibalism,
that was adultery.
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Look. Let me call my friend Al.
He'll prove I'm innocent.
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And will you please stop erasing
the messages before I hear them...
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...you human futon.
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Bud, you didn't get any messages.
Believe me.
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With my eagle ears,
I listen very carefully...
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...to each and every message
before I erase them.
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Al, it's Griff. You gotta help me.
I'm in--
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Besides, Bud,
your girlfriends can't call you here.
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You have to call them,
and it costs $3.95 a minute.
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Kids, kids.
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I just pulled the ultimate practical joke
on Jefferson.
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What? You sent him 20 pizzas?
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No, that'd be stupid. He's full.
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No, I put superglue
on his toilet seat.
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Oh, what kind of moron
would fall for that old gag?
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Mark my words, Al,
as soon as I can sit down...
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...and think of something,
you will pay!
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Damn it, Kelly, today I know
I had a message because...
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Because I called myself.
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Well, then you already have
a date for tonight.
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Home, sweet hell.
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Kids are fighting, dog's a-biting...
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...and a good-looking babe
in the kitchen cooking me dinner.
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A woman cooking me dinner? Kids?
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Oh, she said
she's an old friend of Mom's.
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What the hell did you let her in for?
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Al, I'm June Morgan.
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I ran into Peggy in Barcelona, and she
told me you were all alone in Chicago.
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So I thought I would come by
and fix you a gourmet dinner.
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Oh, Weenie Tots.
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You know, Al, looking around...
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...I can see several things
that could use a woman's touch.
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If you know what I mean?
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With vittles as classy as these,
you can stick around...
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...and touch anything you want.
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Okay, I will.
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Daddy!
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You can't let that woman
spend the night here.
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- What about Mom?
- What about her?
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Body's not even cold yet.
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You've obviously never slept
with your mother.
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Oh, come on, kids. Don't you get it?
June's not a friend of your mom's.
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She's all part
of Jefferson's practical joke.
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You know, like Rerun
and that phony check.
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So you'll call Mr. D'Arcy
and tell him you're on to his joke?
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No. I'm gonna beat him
at his own game.
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Oh, you're gonna pretend to like
Mrs. D'Arcy and take all her money?
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No, I'm gonna let June seduce me.
But first, we're gonna eat like royalty.
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- Yeah.
- Weenie Tots. Come on, come on!
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I didn't eat nobody.
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In national news, with the capture
of the notorious Chicago Cannibal--
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- Daddy, guess who's in prison?
- Unless it's Pauly Shore, I do not care.
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Bud, get up here.
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All right, now, this is the plan.
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When June comes down here,
she's going to try to seduce me.
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You two will be outside videotaping.
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What about--?
What about the walls, Dad?
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Because we can't shoot
through the walls.
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Bud, you will be videotaping.
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Now, Jefferson thinks
that I will only go so far with June.
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At which point,
he will declare victory...
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...and tell everyone that I'm not man
enough to cheat on my wife. Instead...
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...I will go on the attack,
making June back up.
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At which point,
I will declare victory...
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...and proudly tell everyone that I am
man enough to cheat on my wife.
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Now, let's go get set up.
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Come on.
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At least when I get married,
I get to change my name.
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Yeah, this time you should try
to change it to one you can spell.
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Al, it's me, Peggy.
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Honey, I just ran into June Morgan...
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...an old rival of mine
from Wanker County.
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She's held a grudge
against me for years...
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...just because I stole her fiancé
on her wedding day.
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I've seen 15 Murder, She Wrotes
that started like this.
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And get this:
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She swears she's gonna get even
by stealing you away from me.
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Alsy?
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Can you believe it?
I forgot to pack a dress.
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Well, we all make mistakes.
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I forgot to ice down this six-pack
of champagne tallboys.
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For you, my sweet.
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What's going on?
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Well, Dad just poured
a can of champagne into his hand.
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Oh, I've made men do that.
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- Your arms, they're so strong.
- Well, I sell women's shoes.
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Yeah, I can tell.
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All right. I think we've had about
enough foreplay.
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What's happening now?
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She's got Dad's entire face
in her mouth.
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Take me, Al.
Take me in the worst way!
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That's the only way I know how.
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- June.
- What?
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June, we-- We can't do this.
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Why not?
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Yeah, why not?
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I can't let Jefferson win.
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But he's hired someone so good,
I have to think of something...
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...so horrible, so vile, so disgusting
she'll run screaming from the house.
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I know.
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June, June.
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Marry me.
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You can't do it, can you?
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No. You're already married to Peggy.
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Was married.
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Yeah, she got
a quickie Spanish divorce.
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That's why she's in Spain.
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So what is your answer?
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Yes! Yes, I'll marry you!
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Today's trial of the Chicago Cannibal
made history.
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In only eight minutes...
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...he was tried, convicted,
and sentenced to die tonight.
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Well, this is great.
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Everybody's here but my best man.
Where's Griff?
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Griff? Griff?
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Wasn't there something
I was supposed to do?
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Hell with it.
It's not a matter of life and death.
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Hey, preacher man, you made it.
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Are we lucky or what?
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Isaac from
The Love Boat
is also an ordained minister.
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And look, Free Willy
is also the dork of honor.
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Let's get this freak show
on the road.
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- Hey, Jefferson.
- Hey, Al.
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How come you're not dressed
for a wedding?
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What wedding?
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Didn't your friend June
tell you all about it?
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If that's her real name.
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I don't know any June.
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Of course you don't.
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Hey, Ike. Ike, who's getting married?
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Oh, you are good. You are real good.
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We are gathered here today...
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...to join this couple...
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...in holy matrimony.
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Yadda yadda yadda, June,
blah blah blah, Al...
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...blah blah blah, sight of God.
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Oh, this is so beautiful.
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I want my first wedding
to be just like it.
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June, do you take Al to be
your lawfully wedded husband?
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Here it comes.
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She'll never say "I do."
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I do.
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She do.
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Al, do you take June to be
your lawfully wedded wife?
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What do you want me to say,
Jefferson?
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You want me to say you're king?
I won't say it. I'm not gonna say it.
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Admit that this is your little joke!
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It's not.
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This is my joke.
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Hi, Al.
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- Mom!
- Mom!
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I do.
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- Who is this woman?
- She's nobody.
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Just my wife.
Hurry up with the ring, boy!
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- What is going on here?
- Well, Peg, it all started with 10 pizzas.
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Shut up, Al.
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June Morgan, how dare you?
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Well, you stole my fiancé
at the Wanker wedding hole.
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Get over it. We were 12.
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00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:45,949
All right, here's the last
of the duty-free doodie.
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Al, I'm gonna go hitch a winch...
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...up to Mama's girdle
and twang her on out of here.
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00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:59,194
What the hell's going on here?
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00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:02,677
It's Jefferson's fault.
He told me I won $10 million.
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Yeah, well, you superglued
a toilet seat to my ass.
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What's a toilet seat?
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00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:13,433
Didn't you get the message
I left you on the answering machine?
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00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:16,074
What's an answering machine?
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00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:19,471
No, no. Nobody seems to get the
messages off that answering machine.
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00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:22,752
- Oh, so this is all my fault, then?
- Oh, no, honey.
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00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,195
Once again,
this is your father's fault.
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00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:28,637
You know what you're gonna have to do
to make this up to me, don't you?
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Oh, no, Peg!
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Not upstairs!
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00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:39,159
Oh, no, honey.
We're gonna do it standing up.
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Right here in front of everyone.
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00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:58,350
For the 37th time, Bundy, do you take
this woman to be your wife?
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For the thirty-seventh,
- eighth and -ninth times:
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No, no, no.
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00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:12,073
Come on, Al. It's not like
we're really getting married.
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00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:16,671
We're just renewing our vows.
Besides, Dad's got you covered.
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Just like old times, eh, Ephraim?
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Only this time, the gun is loaded.
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00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:36,155
And so am I.
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00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:40,108
- Well, Bundy?
- I'm not saying it.
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00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:43,392
The drunken hillbilly's gonna
have to kill me before I say it again.
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- Say what?
- "I do."
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- Gotcha!
- No, Peg, that doesn't count!
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Oh, Al.
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