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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:21,145 Well, frat bros, tomorrow we leave for spring break in Fort Lauderdale... 2 00:01:21,390 --> 00:01:23,904 ...and we show the babes what kind of men we really are. 3 00:01:34,590 --> 00:01:36,103 Hey, come on, guys. 4 00:01:36,350 --> 00:01:38,944 Work with me, all right? This is our big chance to score. 5 00:01:39,150 --> 00:01:42,426 Now, the ratio of girls to guys at spring break is 6-to-1. 6 00:01:43,030 --> 00:01:45,624 That's the same ratio of girls to guys at our college. 7 00:01:45,870 --> 00:01:48,065 We don't score there. 8 00:01:48,470 --> 00:01:51,030 That's because those girls know us already. 9 00:01:51,270 --> 00:01:55,502 See, these girls will be total strangers, and they'll be really drunk. 10 00:01:55,750 --> 00:01:59,459 You are the coolest guy we know. 11 00:02:00,350 --> 00:02:05,219 You have had live sex six times. 12 00:02:07,830 --> 00:02:09,309 You must lead us. 13 00:02:10,590 --> 00:02:12,626 And lead you I will, Achmed. Okay. 14 00:02:14,430 --> 00:02:16,421 We got plane tickets. 15 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:18,740 We got hotel reservations. 16 00:02:18,990 --> 00:02:20,264 Have we got protection? 17 00:02:28,190 --> 00:02:30,863 - Hummer, what is this? - It's my sister's diaphragm. 18 00:02:34,470 --> 00:02:36,506 You said to bring protection. 19 00:02:36,750 --> 00:02:39,264 I wasn't talking about that kind of protection. 20 00:02:48,070 --> 00:02:49,628 What do we have here? 21 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:51,781 Who goes, "Bud"? 22 00:02:51,990 --> 00:02:53,218 Who goes, "Weis"? 23 00:02:53,470 --> 00:02:56,109 Who goes, "Er"? 24 00:02:56,350 --> 00:03:00,309 You large-breasted girls think you are so smart. 25 00:03:01,590 --> 00:03:03,626 Guess where we're going for spring break. 26 00:03:04,230 --> 00:03:07,188 - Eunuch school? - Gymboree? 27 00:03:07,430 --> 00:03:09,898 The petting zoo in your pants? 28 00:03:11,470 --> 00:03:12,698 Yeah, you wish. 29 00:03:12,950 --> 00:03:15,418 Hey, we are flying to Fort Lauderdale. 30 00:03:15,670 --> 00:03:20,266 And staying in one very cool hotel room overlooking the beach... 31 00:03:20,510 --> 00:03:23,229 ...where large-breasted girls will be arching their backs... 32 00:03:23,430 --> 00:03:26,786 ...to make their breasts seem even larger. 33 00:03:27,390 --> 00:03:32,623 We will be thinking of you when we're rubbing oil on large breasts. 34 00:03:32,870 --> 00:03:35,543 Yeah, maybe Hummer's. 35 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:38,503 At least mine are real. 36 00:03:38,750 --> 00:03:40,661 - Hey, ours are real! - Hey! Hey! 37 00:03:43,190 --> 00:03:45,260 Come on, guys. Let's go down to the basement... 38 00:03:45,470 --> 00:03:47,700 ...and plan our babe-scoring strategies. 39 00:03:47,910 --> 00:03:50,105 I'll bring my diaphragm. 40 00:03:52,110 --> 00:03:53,338 Yeah. Cool, man. Let's go. 41 00:03:54,670 --> 00:03:57,742 You touch-- Don't even come near me. No. 42 00:04:02,390 --> 00:04:03,982 This is so unfair. 43 00:04:04,230 --> 00:04:06,266 We should be at spring break, not them. 44 00:04:06,510 --> 00:04:09,229 I mean, we're gorgeous, and they're, like, gargoyles. 45 00:04:09,430 --> 00:04:10,863 How do we get to spring break... 46 00:04:11,070 --> 00:04:13,459 ...when everything's booked, and we don't have money? 47 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,547 That didn't stop us from going to Vegas. 48 00:04:15,750 --> 00:04:18,947 - Or Monte Carlo. - Or the Arkansas Governor's Mansion. 49 00:04:21,190 --> 00:04:23,465 I guess that was just me. 50 00:04:24,630 --> 00:04:26,302 Well, we know what we have to do. 51 00:04:26,550 --> 00:04:29,701 We just gotta figure out who we're gonna do it with. 52 00:04:56,230 --> 00:04:57,788 It's your move, Griff. 53 00:05:06,630 --> 00:05:09,144 You know what's really gonna make this game better... 54 00:05:09,350 --> 00:05:11,420 ...is when we learn how to play. 55 00:05:19,190 --> 00:05:20,782 Maybe. 56 00:05:21,590 --> 00:05:23,228 Maybe not. 57 00:05:24,150 --> 00:05:25,742 Hit me. 58 00:05:27,470 --> 00:05:29,222 You didn't say, "Simon says." 59 00:05:34,910 --> 00:05:38,061 Quick. I need something I can wear with a bikini. 60 00:05:38,310 --> 00:05:40,505 Well, that would be me. 61 00:05:41,670 --> 00:05:44,389 Something in black that goes with a bikini. 62 00:05:44,630 --> 00:05:46,621 That would be me. 63 00:05:52,550 --> 00:05:54,905 Miss, I'm not complaining or anything... 64 00:05:55,150 --> 00:05:57,584 ...but isn't it a little cold to be wearing a bikini? 65 00:05:57,790 --> 00:06:01,100 Oh, it's not for here. We're going to Fort Lauderdale for spring break. 66 00:06:01,350 --> 00:06:03,261 Help yourselves to shoes, ladies. 67 00:06:03,470 --> 00:06:06,030 We've also got a lot in back. 68 00:06:09,150 --> 00:06:12,062 As do you girls. 69 00:06:12,390 --> 00:06:17,100 - Do you take checks? - Checks, cash, kisses. 70 00:06:21,230 --> 00:06:23,505 Oh, spring break. 71 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:25,980 It must be a beautiful sight, huh, Al? 72 00:06:26,230 --> 00:06:29,620 How would I know? My whole life's been a nuclear winter. 73 00:06:30,710 --> 00:06:33,065 Only way I know it's spring is when the snow melts... 74 00:06:33,270 --> 00:06:35,830 ...and I see my garbage on Marcie's lawn. 75 00:06:36,470 --> 00:06:39,030 - Thank you. Thanks for your help. - Thank you so much. 76 00:06:39,270 --> 00:06:40,498 - Thank you, girls. - Bye. 77 00:06:40,710 --> 00:06:42,268 Thank you. Bye-bye. 78 00:06:42,470 --> 00:06:43,869 - Thank you. Bye. - Bye-bye. 79 00:06:44,110 --> 00:06:47,739 - Have a wonderful vacation. - Bye-bye. 80 00:06:56,630 --> 00:06:59,269 Why haven't we ever been to spring break, Al? 81 00:06:59,510 --> 00:07:03,139 Because we, in our infinite wisdom, got married right after high school. 82 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,581 Junior high. 83 00:07:06,710 --> 00:07:09,383 Think of all the things we missed by getting married early. 84 00:07:09,630 --> 00:07:12,098 Yeah. Chasing women... 85 00:07:12,350 --> 00:07:15,308 ...getting drunk and vomiting every night. 86 00:07:15,910 --> 00:07:18,470 Eating Vienna sausages out of the can... 87 00:07:18,710 --> 00:07:22,385 ...over the sink, in the dark, in your underwear. 88 00:07:23,270 --> 00:07:25,659 What were we thinking? 89 00:07:31,790 --> 00:07:33,940 Your turn to roll the dice. 90 00:07:36,390 --> 00:07:37,869 Gee, Hummer... 91 00:07:38,110 --> 00:07:44,299 ...this couch is so small, and your lap is so big. 92 00:07:45,150 --> 00:07:47,744 Is there anyplace on it for little old me? 93 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:58,100 If it's all the same to you, I'll just sit to the right of the mustard. 94 00:08:04,230 --> 00:08:08,348 You know, it's such a shame, us hitting it off like this... 95 00:08:08,590 --> 00:08:12,583 ...and you having to go away for a whole week to Fort Lauderdale. 96 00:08:12,830 --> 00:08:15,424 I don't have to go. 97 00:08:16,230 --> 00:08:18,824 Oh, could you move a little bit to the right? 98 00:08:19,070 --> 00:08:20,947 I think my Pop Rocks are going off. 99 00:08:32,430 --> 00:08:36,742 Well, we just have one teensy-weensy little problem. 100 00:08:36,990 --> 00:08:41,029 My boyfriend just hates it when I sleep with other guys. 101 00:08:43,750 --> 00:08:45,980 Is that your Pop Rocks again? 102 00:08:46,710 --> 00:08:48,905 No, that's me. 103 00:08:58,070 --> 00:09:02,382 Oh, if only I could send my boyfriend away somewhere for a week. 104 00:09:02,590 --> 00:09:06,139 You know, somewhere where there's lots of girls so he won't miss me. 105 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:12,189 What? Fort Lauderdale, you say? 106 00:09:12,430 --> 00:09:15,547 What a wonderful idea. And you have a ticket. 107 00:09:17,870 --> 00:09:20,179 Okay, meet me here tomorrow at 4:00. 108 00:09:20,430 --> 00:09:22,580 - Yeah. - And don't tell anyone. 109 00:09:22,790 --> 00:09:24,587 I won't. 110 00:09:25,470 --> 00:09:27,665 It'll be our little secret. 111 00:09:28,030 --> 00:09:29,429 So, Ashley... 112 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:33,299 ...you really wanna spend spring break with me, down in my basement? 113 00:09:34,110 --> 00:09:38,388 Nothing turns me on more than a guy who lives in his parents' basement. 114 00:09:39,150 --> 00:09:41,505 I knew it would pay off. 115 00:09:42,150 --> 00:09:46,189 But first I have to get my insanely jealous boyfriend out of town. 116 00:09:46,430 --> 00:09:50,218 - I'll kill that sucker. - No. 117 00:09:50,470 --> 00:09:53,268 Because if you did, then I'd have to take time away from us... 118 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:55,387 ...to wear black panties to his funeral. 119 00:09:55,630 --> 00:09:59,384 And you know how I hate to wear panties, Bud. 120 00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:06,583 Hey, I have an idea. 121 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:14,067 Please to be sending your boyfriend to Fort Lauderdale. 122 00:10:15,670 --> 00:10:19,185 He could use $500 for new clothes. 123 00:10:23,470 --> 00:10:25,779 Okay, guys, let's hit it. 124 00:10:28,030 --> 00:10:29,827 Oh, wait a second. 125 00:10:30,070 --> 00:10:31,298 I almost forgot. 126 00:10:31,510 --> 00:10:34,263 You guys go on ahead. I have to stay back... 127 00:10:34,950 --> 00:10:36,178 ...and feed the dog. 128 00:10:37,230 --> 00:10:40,381 You, sir, are a liar. 129 00:10:40,910 --> 00:10:42,821 And I have to go... 130 00:10:43,470 --> 00:10:47,145 ...to the bathroom, for a very long time. 131 00:10:49,670 --> 00:10:51,388 Okay, guys... 132 00:10:51,950 --> 00:10:53,702 ...I'll level with you. 133 00:10:53,910 --> 00:10:55,628 I'm not going to spring break. 134 00:10:55,870 --> 00:10:57,462 No, I'm gonna stay here with Ashley. 135 00:10:57,670 --> 00:10:59,422 And I'm gonna have more sex with her... 136 00:10:59,630 --> 00:11:03,145 ...than anyone has ever had with anyone since the beginning of time. 137 00:11:05,190 --> 00:11:07,750 That's where you're wrong. Because me and your sister... 138 00:11:07,990 --> 00:11:13,428 ...are gonna have more sex and curly fries than anyone ever. 139 00:11:14,950 --> 00:11:18,909 No, no. Me and Mindy are gonna run up the all-time high score. 140 00:11:20,270 --> 00:11:22,101 You must all leave. 141 00:11:22,350 --> 00:11:27,982 At any minute, Fawn is meeting me here with her large, anxious breasts. 142 00:11:28,870 --> 00:11:30,269 Wait a second. Wait a second. 143 00:11:30,510 --> 00:11:33,024 So we're all getting some right here in town? 144 00:11:33,230 --> 00:11:34,583 What are the odds? 145 00:11:34,830 --> 00:11:36,741 The girls should be here any minute. 146 00:11:36,990 --> 00:11:39,140 - Any minute now. - Yeah. 147 00:11:51,070 --> 00:11:53,584 This is the life, huh, girls? 148 00:11:53,790 --> 00:11:55,826 How come we never went to spring break before? 149 00:11:56,030 --> 00:11:58,908 - Because we never went to college. - Oh, yeah. 150 00:12:01,270 --> 00:12:04,182 Gracias, Hidalgo. 151 00:12:07,670 --> 00:12:08,898 You know what, girls? 152 00:12:09,110 --> 00:12:11,704 The only thing that would make this trip any better... 153 00:12:11,910 --> 00:12:13,980 ...is if we could see the looks on the faces... 154 00:12:14,190 --> 00:12:17,023 ...of Bud and those dust-heads when they find out where we are. 155 00:12:38,350 --> 00:12:40,818 Any minute now. 156 00:12:59,710 --> 00:13:01,348 Hi, girls. 157 00:13:01,590 --> 00:13:05,299 Say, we're on live TV. Might wanna put those tops back on. 158 00:13:10,110 --> 00:13:13,420 You might wanna put those bottoms on too. 159 00:13:15,150 --> 00:13:17,220 And you with the glasses... 160 00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:19,898 ...you might wanna get off the beach. 161 00:13:21,430 --> 00:13:25,548 You probably recognize me. I'm Dangerous Dan Inwood. 162 00:13:27,870 --> 00:13:31,101 Rock-TV VJ Dan Inwood. 163 00:13:31,830 --> 00:13:34,742 I was on General Hospital two days last fall. Zipper mishap. 164 00:13:34,990 --> 00:13:37,504 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. 165 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:40,264 You were so funny. 166 00:13:40,710 --> 00:13:41,938 Thanks. 167 00:13:42,150 --> 00:13:45,108 I'm sure you heard that Rock TV and Phi Alpha Delta Fraternity... 168 00:13:45,310 --> 00:13:47,665 ...are sponsoring the big Miss Spring-Break Contest. 169 00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:50,782 Well, we're just here from Chicago to have a good time... 170 00:13:50,990 --> 00:13:53,299 ...and maybe wreck a home or two. 171 00:13:53,550 --> 00:13:56,781 Well, you girls are from Chicago? We need a contestant from Chicago. 172 00:13:57,030 --> 00:13:58,986 - Oh, my gosh. - Call it in the air. 173 00:13:59,230 --> 00:14:00,424 - It's a coin. - You win. 174 00:14:00,630 --> 00:14:02,382 Oh, my God. 175 00:14:05,550 --> 00:14:08,189 Kelly, you're so lucky. 176 00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:10,944 It was right on the tip of my tongue. 177 00:14:11,990 --> 00:14:13,981 Kelly? May I call you Kelly? Good. I will. 178 00:14:14,230 --> 00:14:15,982 Kelly, this is an exciting opportunity. 179 00:14:16,190 --> 00:14:18,067 Yeah, well, I don't know about this. 180 00:14:18,310 --> 00:14:20,619 See, I consider myself an actress. 181 00:14:20,830 --> 00:14:22,548 I don't know if I could go parading... 182 00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:25,822 ...around a bunch of strangers I haven't slept with yet. 183 00:14:27,670 --> 00:14:30,707 First prize is a hundred thou and a car, Kel. 184 00:14:30,950 --> 00:14:31,939 I'm there. 185 00:14:34,430 --> 00:14:36,580 The snow and ice storm that knocked out power... 186 00:14:36,790 --> 00:14:39,782 ...over much of Chicago yesterday continues to paralyze the city. 187 00:14:39,990 --> 00:14:42,140 Luckily, schools are closed for spring break... 188 00:14:42,350 --> 00:14:44,068 ...and most employees have the day off. 189 00:14:44,310 --> 00:14:45,948 So just about everyone is at home... 190 00:14:46,150 --> 00:14:49,301 ...warm and toasty, huddled around a roaring fire. 191 00:15:17,670 --> 00:15:20,343 Throw another clog on the fire, will you? 192 00:15:25,710 --> 00:15:27,302 I thought we burned that phone. 193 00:15:27,550 --> 00:15:30,860 No, don't you remember? We tried. It wouldn't burn. 194 00:15:31,470 --> 00:15:33,062 Hello. Oh, hello, Peg. 195 00:15:33,310 --> 00:15:35,744 Al, is it cold there? 196 00:15:35,990 --> 00:15:39,187 It's as cold as your feet on my back, Peg. 197 00:15:39,430 --> 00:15:42,547 - Where are you? - Oh, I'm in New Orleans at Mardi gras. 198 00:15:42,790 --> 00:15:44,064 It's really warm here. 199 00:15:44,630 --> 00:15:47,508 - Is your dad there, Peg? - Well, how would I know? 200 00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:52,346 There's 10,000 people here, and they're all wearing masks. 201 00:15:52,590 --> 00:15:55,502 So the only one who should be isn't. Goodbye, Peg. 202 00:16:06,190 --> 00:16:08,784 Why is everyone in a warm climate but us? 203 00:16:09,030 --> 00:16:12,500 Oh, come on, Al. Not everybody is. 204 00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:14,468 Hey, guys. 205 00:16:17,830 --> 00:16:21,823 Well, I'm off to spring break in Fort Lauderdale. 206 00:16:22,070 --> 00:16:24,345 Why do you get to go to spring break? 207 00:16:24,590 --> 00:16:26,706 Yeah, you're not a college student. 208 00:16:26,950 --> 00:16:29,339 You're not a big-breasted blond. 209 00:16:29,590 --> 00:16:31,785 God knows, you're not married to one. 210 00:16:32,830 --> 00:16:35,708 No, no. But I do know one when I see one. 211 00:16:35,950 --> 00:16:39,989 Which is why I'm needed in Fort Lauderdale on official frat business. 212 00:16:40,230 --> 00:16:43,222 I'll be judging a beauty contest. 213 00:16:43,430 --> 00:16:44,863 What's Marcie say about that? 214 00:16:45,110 --> 00:16:47,670 She said, "Have fun at computer camp." 215 00:16:48,470 --> 00:16:52,019 I told her I'd be job training. So if you see her, you'll cover for me, right? 216 00:16:52,630 --> 00:16:54,427 Not a chance. 217 00:16:55,230 --> 00:16:57,744 Come on, Al. This is spring break. 218 00:16:57,990 --> 00:17:00,709 You guys know what that's like, huh? 219 00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:05,428 Well, actually, Jefferson, no. No, we don't know. 220 00:17:05,670 --> 00:17:08,389 Neither one of us has ever been. 221 00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:13,947 This is really, truly sad. 222 00:17:14,270 --> 00:17:17,103 Warm yourself by the fire, Jefferson. 223 00:17:18,190 --> 00:17:20,146 Tell us what it's like. 224 00:17:21,470 --> 00:17:23,028 Well... 225 00:17:23,270 --> 00:17:26,979 ...imagine yourselves in a tropical paradise. 226 00:17:27,230 --> 00:17:29,460 The palm trees swaying... 227 00:17:29,710 --> 00:17:33,942 ...the trade winds softly caressing the hair of the gorgeous babes... 228 00:17:34,190 --> 00:17:38,547 ...bouncing up and down in their micro-bikinis. 229 00:17:39,550 --> 00:17:42,781 An ice-cold brewski in your hand. 230 00:17:43,030 --> 00:17:45,669 And everywhere you look... 231 00:17:45,910 --> 00:17:48,868 ...there are nude sunbathers. 232 00:17:49,670 --> 00:17:52,389 And that's before you even leave the airport. 233 00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:59,223 I wish we could go. 234 00:17:59,470 --> 00:18:01,665 Well, what's stopping you? 235 00:18:07,190 --> 00:18:08,987 Nothing. 236 00:18:09,230 --> 00:18:11,903 Oh, well, you will need some cash. 237 00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:15,867 We got cash. We got cash from that sale we made yesterday. 238 00:18:16,110 --> 00:18:18,226 Good thing we didn't change clothes. 239 00:18:42,350 --> 00:18:44,386 Hey, they're not coming. 240 00:18:44,630 --> 00:18:46,985 Then I guess I should take off my condom. 241 00:18:53,070 --> 00:18:58,383 I believe it is the bad weather that is preventing the girls from arriving. 242 00:19:01,150 --> 00:19:05,029 Hey, wake up and smell the Slim Jims, Achmed. 243 00:19:05,790 --> 00:19:07,018 They're not coming. 244 00:19:07,270 --> 00:19:09,625 They never intended to. 245 00:19:17,310 --> 00:19:18,823 It's a woman! 246 00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:25,703 Guys. Guys. Hey, guys. Please, back off. 247 00:19:25,950 --> 00:19:28,510 It's only Mrs. D'Arcy. Come on. 248 00:19:32,990 --> 00:19:34,742 Boys. 249 00:19:34,990 --> 00:19:37,709 Reminds me of my college days. 250 00:19:39,510 --> 00:19:40,829 What are you doing here? 251 00:19:41,070 --> 00:19:45,621 Well, your mother called from a float somewhere on Bourbon Street... 252 00:19:45,870 --> 00:19:48,828 ...to ask me to make sure your VCR was set to tape Oprah... 253 00:19:49,070 --> 00:19:51,823 ...because you were gonna be in Fort Lauderdale. 254 00:19:52,390 --> 00:19:53,903 But you're not. What happened? 255 00:19:55,270 --> 00:19:56,908 We kind of got taken by some girls. 256 00:19:57,150 --> 00:19:58,503 We're not really sure how. 257 00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:03,107 We gave them our tickets, and now they're not here. 258 00:20:05,910 --> 00:20:11,064 And now, live from Fort Lauderdale, the Spring-Break Dance Marathon. 259 00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:15,508 All proceeds will be donated to CBS to pay Bill Cosby's salary. 260 00:20:25,230 --> 00:20:28,302 - That's our girls! - They're having our fun. 261 00:20:28,550 --> 00:20:30,780 We could be dancing with those guys. 262 00:20:34,630 --> 00:20:36,348 Don't feel too badly. 263 00:20:36,590 --> 00:20:40,981 Girls like that are just cheap one-night stands. 264 00:20:41,230 --> 00:20:43,300 You all should be developing... 265 00:20:43,550 --> 00:20:49,182 ...full, trusting relationships, like I have with my Jefferson. 266 00:20:49,830 --> 00:20:54,301 Who even now is away at computer camp trying to better himself. 267 00:20:57,110 --> 00:20:58,338 Mrs. D'Arcy... 268 00:21:10,510 --> 00:21:12,546 Road trip! 269 00:21:15,030 --> 00:21:18,386 Destination: Fort Lauderdale. 270 00:21:20,350 --> 00:21:23,228 Goal: Swift and terrible revenge. 271 00:21:23,470 --> 00:21:27,429 But it is a blizzard outside, and all the roads are closed. 272 00:21:28,110 --> 00:21:31,546 I drive a Benz, and I'm pissed. 273 00:21:34,990 --> 00:21:37,140 Come, my geeks. 274 00:21:37,990 --> 00:21:40,823 Revenge will be ours! 21452

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