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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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Griff, what's with
all the stampeding women?
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Well, either Enoch the janitor's
dancing bottomless again...
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...or Babcock Shoes is having
another sale.
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I don't get it.
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I've been working in the same mall
with Babcock for 20 years.
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What does his shoe store have
that this one doesn't?
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- Do you have any black pumps?
- Nope, never carry them.
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Then I'm going to Babcock's.
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Why does Floyd's business
do better?
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You know, Griff, I think it's location.
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I doubt it. Babcock's is between
World of Carbuncles...
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...and House of Floss.
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Well, whatever it is,
just once I'd like to beat him.
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Griff, I'm gonna
have to do something crafty.
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Maybe you could slip him
a stick of dynamite...
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...cleverly disguised
as a Cuban cigar.
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You idiot. Where am I gonna get
a Cuban cigar?
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Griff, is it me or is there the smell
of Old Spice and bacon in the air?
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- Hello, Babcock.
- Bundy, glad you're here.
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Though, if you weren't,
sales might improve.
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It's so busy at my store...
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...that my son here, Little Floyd,
can't study.
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If you're looking for peace and quiet,
don't take him home...
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...where the Chicago Bulls
are practicing lay-ups with your wife.
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An adultery joke. You see, Bundy...
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...that doesn't work on a guy
with two beautiful mistresses.
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- You didn't hear that.
- Yes, Dad.
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Come on, Babcock.
You didn't bring your boy--
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Who suspiciously looks
like Dennis Rodman.
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--you didn't bring him down here
just to study.
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You're right.
This is more of a life lesson.
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You see, my son, Little Floyd,
and your son, Little Nobody...
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...are in the same Entrepreneurial
Studies class at Trumaine.
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And we both have to come up with
a product and a marketing campaign.
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And you brought Little Dweeb-o here
to the mall...
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...to see how real businesses work?
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Yes, and to your store
to see how they don't work.
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So you see, son, when you create
your marketing product...
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...what are you not going to do?
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Don't worry, Bundy, you'll beat me
at something someday, maybe.
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Just kidding.
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Your wife's uglier than my wife.
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- Oh, good one, Al.
- That's it.
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If I can't beat Babcock in business,
I'll beat him where it hurts.
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In the nads?
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Close. His son.
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Great. I'll keep the car running...
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...while you hit that little guy
with a bag of oranges.
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That's what they expect me to do.
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No. I'll get my revenge...
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...when Bud beats Little Floyd
in his marketing project.
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Bud's product, whatever it is...
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...will be pure genius.
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And now,
the Bundy hands-free page-turner.
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This is what you're planning
on marketing?
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I don't know why I let you put yourself
through college.
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Son, don't you understand?
This project is very important?
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I didn't know you cared so much
about my education.
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Well, I don't.
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This is about me and Floyd Babcock.
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See, I've never been able
to beat him in business.
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Yeah, so order some nice shoes
and have a sale.
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Why would I work that hard
when I have you?
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See, Bud, his son and you
are in the same class.
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Now, all you have to do is get a
higher grade than him on this project...
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...and I'll have my revenge.
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See, this is exactly
why I didn't play Little League.
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No, son, you didn't play Little League,
because you threw like a girl.
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What sells in the '90s...
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...is the same thing that has sold
since the beginning of time.
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- What, shoes?
- Well, sure, of course.
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That's why we're living here
in the lap of luxury.
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Bud, I'm talking about sex.
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So, what, you want me
to become a pimp?
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No, you'd have to be able
to protect your girls for that.
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Well, what then, Dad?
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Why do I have to think of everything?
You're supposed to be the smart one.
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- Hello.
- Hi, Al.
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- Peg?
- Yeah, it's me.
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I'm just on my way out to find Dad.
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Well, when did you leave?
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Yesterday.
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Well, no wonder the sex was good
last night.
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Oh, but don't worry, Al,
I'll be home just as soon as I find Dad.
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And believe me,
I am leaving no stone unturned.
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- Where are you?
- Well, I just left Tiffany's.
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You wouldn't believe how big
some of their stones are.
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You ought to see some of mine.
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I just felt a big one leave my kidneys
and head for my urinary tract.
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Now, look, Peg...
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...don't go using this trip as an excuse
to spend all my money.
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Al, I am trying to save
my parents' marriage.
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This is not about you
and your stupid money.
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Now, look, I gotta go.
I'll call you later.
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- That was Mom?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, she left us.
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- Mom's gone?
- Yeah.
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- Was it something I did?
- I don't know.
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Maybe.
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But, look, Bud, the important thing...
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...is that you come up with a good idea
for this project.
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One that'll beat Little Floyd.
Son, you're my last chance.
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My children are my only hope.
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Hey, you guys.
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My new calendar came in.
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The Buns of "USC."
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Looks like it's just down to you, son.
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Oh, my God, look at these buns.
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Oh, I knew I should have gone
to "USC."
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Kelly, I think you just "imbeciled"
onto a great idea.
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What, sending me to "USC"?
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No. Making a calendar like this
for Trumaine.
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You wanna make a calendar
of men's butts?
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No. I'm talking about doing a calendar
of the girls of Trumaine.
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See, all I'll need is a camera
and 12 beautiful women.
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Well, let's see.
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You have your Lieutenant Uhura doll.
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Barbie.
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Isis.
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Strawberry Shortcake.
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Oh, and that little pink sock
you put on your hand and call Missy.
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Yeah, go ahead and scoff now, Kel.
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But if I put out a casting call
and say I'm making movies for HBO...
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...beautiful women will come.
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Oh, yes, they will come.
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Oh, cool.
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Page-turner for my calendar.
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That-- That was great.
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- That was the best shoot of the day.
- Thanks, bud.
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I was a little nervous
about doing this...
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...because, well, all my friends say
you're a perverted horndog.
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- But you're really not.
- Oh, well, thanks.
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By the way, did you drop
your contact lens on the floor there?
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I thought I saw your...
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Hey, Bud.
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Move, you're blocking my shot.
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It's okay, Jefferson.
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I've got her covered from here.
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Oh, man.
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Hold it right there.
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Well, I believe that we now
have photographed...
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...the back of every shoebox
in Chicago.
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Just as we intended...
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...for that coffee-table book
of shoebox backs.
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Well, to the Fotomat.
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Run.
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What is it?
Al, I'm trying to run a business.
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But you wouldn't know
anything about that.
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Yeah, like I wouldn't know about you
trying on women's shoes after closing.
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You didn't hear that.
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Babcock, I just brought you here
to show my genius son...
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...and what his class project is.
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It's the calendar of the girls
of Trumaine. She's Miss November.
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It's not bad, Bundy,
but I'm sure my son can top that.
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- What's your project Little Floyd?
- Okay.
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I've invented a printer...
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...that is simultaneously compatible
with both IBMs and Macintoshes.
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It'll revolutionize
the computer industry.
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You win, Bundy.
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How dare you take my name,
Little Floyd?
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From this moment forth,
I shall refer to you only as Little.
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That's funny,
that's how Mom refers to you.
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You didn't hear that.
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Damned if I didn't.
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Hey, I just remembered something.
I don't wear contact lenses.
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I'll see you
in Astrophysics tomorrow, Bud.
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I'll be right behind you.
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You guys think she's great?
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I've got Crystal Clark
to be on the cover of my calendar.
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- You got Crystal Clark?
- Who's Crystal Clark?
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Right here.
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Al, I've got an idea.
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Divorce our wives...
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...and move to Saudi Arabia
so we can marry Crystal?
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No.
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Yes.
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But first, I propose we talk
to a publisher friend of mine.
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We can take this calendar national,
make ourselves a fortune.
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- But we still marry Crystal?
- Oh, sure, sure.
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Well, how much are you willing
to invest?
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Ten thou.
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Great. I'll throw in 10 too.
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So we'll have $20,000.
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No, we'll have $10,010.
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Oh, it was my son Bud's idea.
I want half.
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Forget it. Look, Bundy,
I'm taking all the risk.
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I mean, what if
this is a touched-up picture?
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- Hi, Crystal.
- Hi, Bud.
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Well, I'm touched.
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And I'm up.
Let's go fax this to the publisher.
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So are you ready
for your photo shoot?
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Sure. Who were those two
drooling geezers with Little Floyd?
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Those-- Those were our fathers.
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That was Big Floyd and Big Void.
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Crystal, remember how I said
this was gonna be a class project?
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Well, I've got great news.
We are going national.
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This is gonna be sold coast-to-coast
and all you can say is, "Oh"?
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I can also say I'm sorry, Bud,
I can't pose for your calendar anymore.
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What do you mean
she doesn't wanna do it?
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Don't you know how much money
I've got riding on this calendar?
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- Oh, yeah, I know. You had $10, Dad.
- That's beside the point.
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Don't you realize how many
hundreds of thousands of dollars...
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...that $10 was going to earn?
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You were gonna share how much
of that money with me?
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Again we deviate from the point.
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Look, Dad, I got her to come over.
I'll talk her into it, okay?
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You better,
or I'm cutting you out of the will.
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Wait a minute, that's no punishment.
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I'm putting you in the will.
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You'll owe millions.
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Hi, Dad.
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Kelly, I don't get it.
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Why would Crystal not wanna be
in a national calendar?
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I mean, if someone asked me
to pose in Speedos, I'd do it.
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Gee, Bud, thanks for the visual.
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Kelly, please help me.
Crystal's gonna be here any second.
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I have no idea how I'm gonna
convince her to be in my calendar.
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Well, why don't you try
being sincere?
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What, you mean
like completely honest?
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That goes against everything
I stand for.
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That'd almost be like talking
to a guy.
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Well, that's exactly how she'll feel.
Anyway, I'm gonna go upstairs...
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...and finish reading my calendar
of the Buns of "UCLA."
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- Hey, Bud. You wanted to see me?
- Yeah, Crystal.
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I wanted to be sincere with you about
this calendar and what it means to me.
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Okay.
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Crystal...
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...I don't talk about my brother much.
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But, well, Judd and I...
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...we were born Siamese twins.
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We shared everything.
Well, we had to.
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And then came that awful day
when we had to go our separate ways.
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I went to school...
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...and Judd went into a Mason jar.
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We don't expect him
to live very long.
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I mean, he's not much more
than an eye and a foot and some hair.
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But you see,
I made him this solemn promise...
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...that I would make him a calendar...
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...of the best damn good-looking girls
at Trumaine.
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So, Crystal,
if you can't do this for me...
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...just do it for that little lost boy
in the Mason jar.
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What do you say?
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Okay.
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The truth is, I really need you
to pose for this calendar...
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...because without you,
it's nothing.
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I'm sorry, Bud. I just can't pose
for a national calendar.
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I mean, what if my parents saw me?
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Yeah, but it's not like
you're gonna be nude or anything.
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- Well, what would I be wearing?
- This.
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- That?
- Yeah, yeah, it's a large.
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I'm sorry, Bud, I just can't.
You don't understand.
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Oh, Crystal, please, please.
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Look, you've got nothing
to be ashamed of.
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I mean, you got a great body.
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And don't worry
about what your parents think.
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Parents love their children
no matter what they do.
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Damn you, Kelly!
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You ate my last Hershey's Kiss!
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- You're in the will!
- No, Dad, no!
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Crystal, please.
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You are the most beautiful woman
I've ever seen.
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And I'm not just talking
on the outside.
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I mean, you should be proud
of who you are.
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You know, maybe doing this calendar
isn't such a bad idea after all.
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I'll let my parents know
I've finally become a woman.
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Thank you, Bud.
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You don't know how much
this means to me.
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And you don't know how much
that meant to me.
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Yes.
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Oh, man.
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Is Crystal wearing
really, really short cutoff jeans...
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...or does she just have
stonewashed skin?
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It doesn't matter.
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Hey, Floyd, next time, let's do
the 12 Months of Crystal calendar.
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All Crystal, all the time.
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I think I can dig up about 5 bucks.
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Dad, guess what.
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I got an A-plus on my project.
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I knew you wouldn't let me down,
son.
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- How'd you do, Little Floyd?
- I got an A.
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Come on over here, son.
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Not you.
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Our son, mine and Al's.
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Hey, guess what.
There's more great news.
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Crystal's going on Chicago Live
to publicize the calendar.
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Floyd, can you say:
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Oh, I'm telling you, Dads...
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...she is so hot,
I think I'm gonna ask her out tonight.
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00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:33,596
You can marry her with me and Floyd
for all I care.
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As long as she keeps making
these calendars, she's family.
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Hey. Hey, guys, be quiet.
Chicago Live is on.
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Now, Crystal, what made you decideto do a calendar like this?
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A wonderful man named Bud Bundy.
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With his kind words, he convinced me
that I have nothing to be ashamed of.
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And he's quite the kisser.
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Yes! Everyone knows I kissed her.
I am a god.
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Now, Crystal...
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...you said there's somethingyou wanted to tell the world...
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...live on our show.
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She's gonna propose to me.
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I do.
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Yes.
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It's time for my family
and the rest of the world...
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...to see the person I've become.
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Bud Bundy has made me proud
to be a woman...
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...who was born a man.
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