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Ooh, carl, look.
The wiz is on tonight.
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Hey...
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You know, laura
Loves that movie.
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She was only 5 years old
When it first came out.
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She loved the songs
So much, she got up
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And started dancing
In the aisles.
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What did you do?
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Pretended she was
Somebody else's kid.
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Oh, hey, honey.
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Laura...
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* come on and
Ease on down *
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* ease on
Down the road *
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* come on
And ease on down *
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* ease on
Down the road *
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* don't you carry nothin'
That might be a load *
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* come on, ease on down,
Ease on down the road *
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Want to watch
The wiz with me tonight?
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Oh, I'd love to,
But I'm meeting stefan.
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Oh, well...
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You know, laura, we haven't
Spent any time together.
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You know, we should
Set aside some time.
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I know.
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But I'm kind of busy
All this week.
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Well, how about sunday?
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Alright. Let's do it sunday.
Okay.
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And let's make
That homemade ice cream
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You liked
When you were little.
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Alright, as long as
You don't eat it all
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Like you did
When I was little.
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Bye, daddy.
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Hey, sunday.
Okay.
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It's a date.
Alright.
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Bye, mom.
Bye, baby.
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Carl?
Huh?
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I'll watch the wiz
With you.
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Okay and I'll
Go make us some--
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Popcorn!
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I made popcorn!
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The wiz is coming on.
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We're gonna have
A boss-a-rama tv funfest!
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Steve!
Shh!
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[whispering]
Not while I'm dusting.
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Oakle-doakle.
What's up?
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I just got picked
To be a contestant
On a game show!
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Which one?
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What do you know?
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Well, what do you know?!
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Heh heh heh heh!
[snort]
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Eddo, I didn't know
You were a fan
Of game shows.
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Hey, I'm a fan of any
Show that gives away
A brand-new car.
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Wow. You know, they have
Some pretty tough
Questions on that show.
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So what?
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I can handle anything
They throw my way.
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Oh, really?
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Hmm.
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Who led the charge
Up san juan hill?
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Well...
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That would have
Had to have been
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A--a very brave
Spanish guy.
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Like...Maybe...
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Juan valdez?
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Well, at least you'll get
Some lovely parting gifts.
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Hey, steve!
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I just got a great idea.
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Why don't you go
On the show as me?
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You'll win
All the prizes,
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And then you can
Give 'em to me.
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Why don't you just study?
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Oh, man,
I don't have
Time to study.
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I'm in college.
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Besides, I gotta be
At the television studio
Tomorrow.
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Well, maybe
You'll luck out,
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And the categories
Will be babes, b'ball,
And bad pickup lines.
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Hmm...
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Hmm...
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Ahh...
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[beeping]
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Who the...
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[beeping]
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[ding]
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Wowzers! It worked!
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Wha--eddo!
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What in sam hill
Have you done?!
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Well, since you won't go
On the show as me,
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I'm gonna
Go on the show as you!
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Heh heh heh heh!
[snorts]
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Heh heh heh heh heh!
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[doorbell rings]
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Girl! Guess what?
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I've something in
My purse that you're
Gonna love.
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00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:04,738
I've got 2 tickets
To see your favorite
Group, blackstreet!
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Aah! Aah!
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Hey, hey.
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Well, what's goin' on?
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Max got us tickets
To blackstreet.
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Oh, great!
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What's that?
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Not what, who.
It's a bomb new group.
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Oh, yeah.
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Doesn't mr. Ray
Sing with them?
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Not mr. Ray,
Dr. Dre.
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Right...Right.
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He used to sing
With hot diggety dog.
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No, that's
Snoop doggy dogg.
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Whatever.
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The concert is
At the ibex club,
Sunday night at 8:00.
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Oh, girl, I am there.
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[clearing throat]
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Aren't you
Forgettin' something?
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Nah. I already
Thanked max.
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No, I, um...
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I'm talkin' about
The date you have
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With your father
On sunday night?
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Oh, man! I forgot.
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He's really lookin'
Forward to spending
Some time with you.
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I know. I was lookin'
Forward to it, too.
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That's great, because
He'll be very disappointed
If you cancel.
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[sighs]
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Well, bye-bye,
Blackstreet.
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Maybe not.
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We are gonna make
Ice cream together.
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I'll make sure we're
Finished in time to go.
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Oh, cool.
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'cause sunday...
We are gonna jam.
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Announcer: it's time to play
Basic cable's
Most popular game show
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What do you know?
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And here's the man
With all the questions...
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Lee macnamara!
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Thank you! Thank you!
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Alright! Welcome
To what do you know?
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The game that asks...
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Audience:
What do you know?!
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Okay! Let's meet
Our contestants.
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First up is a pork salesman
From council bluffs, iowa.
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His hobbies include
Stamp collecting, origami,
And making his own vodka.
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00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:06,860
Let's have a big welcome
For lyle sodermark!
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Lyle, hi.
Oh, hello.
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It's nice
To have you here, lyle.
139
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Thanks. The trip
On the amtrak was
A dream come true.
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I saw a cow.
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Okay...
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Our next contestant
Is a college student
From chicago, illinois.
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His hobbies include boxing,
Women, and looking good!
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So let's have a big
What do you know?
Welcome for...
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Eddie winslow!
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Excuse me!
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Well...
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That was really, uh...
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Time-consuming.
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[laughing and snorting]
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Ahem.
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And our last contestant also
Hails from the windy city.
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Now, this young man only
Showed up at our studio
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A couple of hours ago.
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But our producers
Were so impressed
With his vast knowledge,
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They decided to put him on
Right away.
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Audience: ooh!
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His hobbies are bugs, polka,
And gene manipulation!
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Let's give it up
For steven q. Urkel!
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Is, uh, everybody okay?
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I didn't know game shows
Were so dangerous, lee.
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You know, uh,
Steve and eddie,
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I--I can't help but notice
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That you're both sporting
A similar look.
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Eh, what do you say,
Audience?
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You think this is gonna
Catch on with the kids?
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Audience: no!
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Thank god.
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Alright!
Don't you dare go away!
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We'll be right back
With round one
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Right after this word
From rupaul's chicken roasters!
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00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:03,937
What in sam hill
Are you doing here?
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00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:09,109
I'm here because
You've altered your genes
In the name of greed!
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00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:11,511
Oh, yeah?
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Yeah!
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00:10:13,681 --> 00:10:15,949
You've changed
Yourself into me.
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00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:19,720
Well,
There's only one person
In this whole world
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That's smarter than me.
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And that's me!
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00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:27,928
I'm taking you down, eddo!
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[applause and cheering]
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Alright!
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Welcome back.
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Welcome back to
What do you know?
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Our game consists of 3 rounds,
Each with its own category.
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In the first round,
The questions are worth
25 points,
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And the points double
With each successive round.
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As always, our contestants
Start with 10 points.
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There you go,
There you go,
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And there you go!
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Contestants...
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Are you ready?
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Ready! Ready!
Ready!
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Okay.
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Audience,
It's time to find out!
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Audience:
What do you know?
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Alright.
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For 25 points:
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What is the capital
Of sri lanka?
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[thumping]
[buzzer]
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00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,377
Colombo!
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00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:18,545
Correct!
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00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:19,679
[applause]
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00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:22,282
[whistling and cheering]
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00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:26,253
Colombo is a port
In the indian ocean,
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Inhabited by the muslims
In the 8th century,
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Followed by
The portuguese
In the 16th century,
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00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:33,026
And then the dutch
In the 17th.
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Thank you.
Now our next--
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It was taken over
By the british in 1796
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And also used as
An allied naval base
During world war ii.
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00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:42,335
Alrighty, then.
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00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:44,671
Colombo's industries are:
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Ivory carving, gem cutting,
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Textiles,
Tobacco processing,
And oil refining.
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00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:51,611
[horn blares]
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Well, that's the end
Of our first round.
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00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:02,322
Now, in this round,
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All of the questions
Will be worth 50 points.
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00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,626
And the category is...
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"Famous american painters."
222
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:11,364
Oh, oh, oh, oh,
Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh!
223
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:16,536
Who painted the classic
Urban masterpiece
Nighthawks?
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00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:17,704
[buzzer]
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00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:19,873
Edward hopper.
That's right!
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00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:22,209
[applause and cheering]
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00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:25,112
Ah...
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00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:27,147
But he first became famous
For his etchings.
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That's very impressive,
Fellas.
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He was born in 1882.
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00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:32,019
Ah, yes, but he
Died in 1967.
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Oh...It was raining.
Yes.
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00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:36,356
But it cleared up
And for
The next 2 weeks
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The humidity was
Slightly above average.
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Whoa! Fellas--fellas,
That's enough.
236
00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:43,696
You've given us
Way more information
Than we need.
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00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,398
Oh. Oh. Sorry, lee.
238
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,200
I had fish for breakfast.
239
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:50,403
And you know
That's brain food.
240
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:53,941
Yeah? Well,
You're gonna have to eat
A whole school of tuna
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If you're gonna beat me!
Ha ha.
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00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:57,744
[snorts]
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I just had bacon.
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00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:10,723
Dad, sorry I'm late.
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I was just
Getting dressed.
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00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:15,863
Well, don't let me
Interrupt.
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00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:19,299
Go upstairs
And finish dressing.
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00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,134
I am finished.
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00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:22,602
Oh.
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00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:24,171
What are we making?
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00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:26,639
Hah. Your
All-time favorite...
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00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,275
Rocky road.
Oh, good.
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00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:29,709
[chuckling]
254
00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:32,445
You know,
The first time
We did this,
255
00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:33,881
You were only
5 years old.
256
00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:35,315
You had just
Lost your tooth.
257
00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:37,750
You were worried
You wouldn't taste
The ice cream
258
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,386
Because you lost
Your sweet tooth.
259
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:41,354
[chuckling]
260
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,190
That's cute.
261
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:44,291
Is it done?
262
00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:49,429
Well, laura,
Homemade ice cream
Takes time.
263
00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:55,702
Well, yeah,
If you turn it
Slow like that.
264
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:57,037
Can I try?
265
00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:11,484
You got to put
Some elbow grease
Into it,
266
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,320
Get a rhythm going.
267
00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:29,836
Mmm! Now, that's what
I call ice cream!
268
00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:32,605
That's what I call soup.
Heh heh.
269
00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:33,640
[sighs]
270
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,375
Sweetheart...
271
00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:37,544
What's going on?
272
00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:38,745
What do you mean?
273
00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:40,013
Well, I--I
Get the feeling
274
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,648
That you're trying
To rush this.
275
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,016
Daddy...
276
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:45,052
I've been
Looking forward
To this all week.
277
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:46,686
There's no place
I'd rather be
278
00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:47,720
Than here with you.
279
00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:48,788
Mm-hmm.
280
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:50,123
[knocking]
281
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,791
Hi, mr. Winslow.
Hey, maxine.
282
00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:53,994
Laura--
Ooh, you look great.
283
00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:56,563
Are you ready for
The con...Cert?
284
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,067
Concert?
285
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:05,538
Did I forget to mention
The concert?
286
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:08,075
Yes, I believe you did.
287
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:13,280
Daddy...
288
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:16,083
Maxine got us tickets
To see blackstreet.
289
00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:21,588
It was a last-minute thing,
And I just didn't know
How to tell you.
290
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,490
Hmm.
291
00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:26,226
Well...It's alright.
292
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:27,961
Hey, I don't blame you.
293
00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:29,963
A concert
Is way more exciting
294
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:33,033
Than spending time
With your old dad.
295
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,268
But you go.
Have fun.
296
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:49,582
You sure?
297
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:50,617
Hmm?
298
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:52,185
Oh, yeah. Go ahead.
299
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:53,686
Shake your groove thing.
300
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,122
[chuckles]
301
00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:00,293
[whispering]
302
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,961
Yeah, that's cool.
You don't mind?
303
00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:05,198
Hey, they're your
Favorite group.
304
00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:09,036
Hey, what are you two
Over there talking about?
305
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:10,970
Come on, daddy.
306
00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:14,474
You and I are going
To go see blackstreet.
307
00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:16,709
Huh? You...
308
00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:18,378
You want to take me?
309
00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:20,413
I sure do.
310
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,016
Ohh, honey. Ohh...
311
00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:31,424
[buzzer]
312
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,459
Uh...
313
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:34,327
Sausage?
314
00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:35,462
Oh...
315
00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:36,763
Sorry, lyle.
316
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,066
The correct answer is...
317
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:41,834
"Mamie eisenhower."
318
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:44,204
[siren wails]
319
00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:46,073
Oh, well,
That siren means
320
00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:47,707
Either it's the end
Of round 3,
321
00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:50,710
Or someone's
In the parking lot
Stealing my eldorado!
322
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,612
Ha ha ha ha!
323
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:53,980
Ha ha--ahem--alright,
324
00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:55,848
Let's check out the scores.
325
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:57,617
Steve urkel
And eddie winslow
326
00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:01,588
Each have 3,970 points!
327
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:04,191
[audience cheering]
328
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:07,160
And--ha ha...
329
00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:09,229
And, uh, lyle, you, uh,
330
00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:12,565
Just have the 10 points
You started with.
331
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:14,601
I hope you're not
Too disappointed.
332
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:15,768
Well, a little.
333
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,404
I was hoping
To win the car
334
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:21,274
Because I need
A ride home.
335
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:22,409
Oh...
336
00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:23,510
Bummer.
337
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:27,247
[shouting]
But on the bright side,
Lyle,
338
00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:30,350
Maybe one of your opponents
Will win that new car!
339
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,485
Tell 'em about it, johnny!
340
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:36,156
Johnny: it's a brand new
Sports utility vehicle.
341
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,791
Don't you even care that
You might win that car
342
00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:40,693
On pilfered genes?
343
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,529
Nope! Ha ha ha ha!
344
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,764
Johnny: what do you know?
345
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:48,935
Alright.
346
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:50,370
Here's the bonus question.
347
00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:53,373
Now, at this point,
All the contestants decide
348
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,608
How many of their points
They want to wager.
349
00:17:55,675 --> 00:18:00,780
And the highest point total
Wins the new car!
350
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:02,315
Alright.
351
00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:04,317
Lock in your bets...
352
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:05,152
Now!
353
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:07,520
[incidental upbeat music]
354
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:13,793
[music stops]
355
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:14,827
Here...
356
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:15,962
Is...
357
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:18,298
Your bonus question.
358
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:21,434
"Two women graced
The cover of last year's
359
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,303
"Sports illustrated
Swimsuit edition.
360
00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:25,505
"One was valeria mazza.
361
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:28,908
Who was
The other supermodel?"
362
00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:31,544
[incidental upbeat music]
363
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:38,785
[music stops]
364
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:39,819
Alright.
365
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:42,021
Let's start with you,
Steve.
366
00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:44,524
What do you know?!
367
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:48,127
Oh! Claudia schiffer.
368
00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:50,430
Good guess,
But it's wrong.
369
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:57,770
How many points
Did you bet, steve?
370
00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:59,306
I bet 'em all, lee.
371
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,441
Lee groaning: oh.
372
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:05,178
Alright, eddie!
373
00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:07,747
What do you know?!
374
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:08,781
Hah!
375
00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:10,116
Kathy ireland!
376
00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:14,287
Well, another good
But completely wrong guess.
377
00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:18,491
Did you bet
All your points, too?
378
00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:20,227
Oh...Well...
379
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:21,461
[whimpers]
380
00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:23,263
I--I guess I did,
Lee.
381
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,897
Lee groaning: oh.
382
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:31,604
Alright, lyle,
What do you know?
[buzzer]
383
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,506
No, no.
384
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:36,676
Tyra banks!
385
00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:37,944
That's right!
386
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,145
Yay!
387
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:41,348
[audience cheering]
388
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:47,820
So, lyle, uh,
How many points
Did you bet?
389
00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:48,921
Nothing.
390
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:51,224
I was playing
Conservative.
391
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:56,829
Well, this is
One for the books.
392
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,598
Our two giant brainiacs
393
00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:00,567
Battled out
For most of the game,
394
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:03,503
And then they choked
On the final bonus question.
395
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:05,738
Therefore, our winner,
396
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:10,009
With the lowest
Point total ever...
397
00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:12,612
Is lyle sodermark!
398
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:14,781
[audience cheering
And whistling]
399
00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:18,050
And that's it
For another edition
Of what do you know?
400
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:19,919
Hey, be good to yourselves,
401
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:21,153
Be good to your friends,
402
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,490
And, as my mother
Always said...
403
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,392
Bye-bye.
404
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:32,299
[machine beeping]
405
00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:40,773
[ding]
406
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,980
Ohh!
407
00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:49,749
Ooh!
408
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:56,556
Man, is it ever good
To be back
409
00:20:56,623 --> 00:21:00,026
To my usual, good-looking,
Sexy self again!
410
00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:05,832
Yeah. I don't think
The world was ready
For 2 steve urkel's.
411
00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:08,335
Man, steve,
It wasn't easy being you.
412
00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:10,169
I don't think
I'll ever get over
413
00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:13,306
How high up
Those pants were.
414
00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:14,807
Ah,
But on the upside,
415
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:17,910
You always know
When your car keys
Are in your pocket.
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