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Good evening.
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I'm steven quincy urkel,
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And I will be your host
Tonight for a very spe--
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Aah!
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For a very special
Valentine's day episode
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Of family matters.
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Ah, yes, february 14,
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St. Valentine's day.
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Le jour d'amour,
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The day of love.
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All through the cold
Winter months,
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The embers of romance lie
Smoldering in the human heart.
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Valentine's day
Fans those flames, and--
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Whoa...I'm on fire!
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I'm on fire! Whoa!
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Whoa, huh, huh, huh.
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Now, that's what you call
A smoking jacket. Whoa!
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Luckily, I'm wearing
My asbestos boxers.
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[coughs]
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Anywho, tonight, we're going
To present 3 phases of love:
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First love, true love,
And lasting love.
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There's another phase,
Begging for love,
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But the less said about that,
The better.
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Excuse me.
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Ahh.
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Don't go away.
We'll be right back.
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Welcome back to our special
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Valentine's day episode
Of family matters.
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We begin tonight
With the first of 3 vignettes
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Which celebrate the emotional
Peaks and valleys of love.
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Sit back and snuggle up
With your sweetie.
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And enjoy first love.
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Laura, when stefan
Sees that new outfit,
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Girl, you are gonna
Have to roll up
His tongue.
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I'm gonna try it
Again to make sure
It fits.
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You tried it on
In the store.
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Yeah, but I had
A corn dog since then.
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Kelsey, you coming?
Nah, I'll just hang.
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There's some sodas
In the fridge.
Help yourself.
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Thanks.
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Hi. Who are you?
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I'm, uh...
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I'm...
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It starts with an "R."
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Uh, richie. That's it.
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I'm kelsey webster,
Max's niece.
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Hi.
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I'm richie.
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Yeah, I know. It starts
With an "R," right?
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Right.
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Well, hello there,
My nubian princess.
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Who's this?
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I have never seen that kid
Before in my life.
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Baby.
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I'm 3j.
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You got to tell me who
You are before I bust!
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I'm kelsey webster.
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Kelsey,
Why aren't we engaged?
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Probably because
We're 9.
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Uh, 3j,
I need to talk to you.
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Later.
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I just met the girl
Of my dreams.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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She's my girl.
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Excuse me.
I'm nobody's girl...Yet.
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Kelsey.
Yes.
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Uh...It's, uh,
Valentine's day,
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And, uh,
You know,
Will you be,
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Like,
My valentine
And stuff?
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Oh, that's so sweet.
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Man, your rap
Is weak.
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Step aside, beavis.
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Watch and learn.
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[hip-hop music plays]
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3j, you've got it
Goin' on.
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What can I say, baby?
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I'm the original
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Mickity, mickity,
Mickity, mac daddy.
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Okay, brother.
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It's on you!
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[sugar, sugar plays]
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[snaps fingers]
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* sugar *
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* ah, honey, honey *
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* you are my candy girl *
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* and you got me
Wanting you *
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* honey *
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* ah, sugar, sugar *
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* you are my candy girl *
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* and you got me
Wanting you *
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[music stops]
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The archies?
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You're trying to win
A honey's heart
With the archies?
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Why don't you just...
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Sing her
The barney song?
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Ew!
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That was mean, 3j.
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Mm-hmm.
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[talking to himself]
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You okay?
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Yeah.
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I guess I picked
A dumb song.
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Although in my defense,
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It was a very limited
Tape selection.
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3j's a good dancer, huh?
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Yeah, unlike me,
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He's got some smooth moves.
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Yeah. Maybe
A little too smooth.
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What do you mean?
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I like boys who mean
What they say,
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Not boys who say
Mean things.
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You know, if you were
To ask me to be your
Valentine again,
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I bet I'd say yes.
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Wow!
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Hey, you would?
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Sure.
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But you do
Have to ask.
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Oh, yeah.
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Kelsey, will you
Be my valentine?
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I'd love to.
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Wasn't...
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That...
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Sweet?
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It's like
That age-old saying:
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"Words from the heart
Speak louder
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Than flashy jive talk
While doing the tootsie roll."
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Now, on to
Our second vignette.
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Is eddie and greta's
Relationship
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Strong enough to survive
A visit from an old flame?
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If it is,
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Then they have true love.
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My, my, my.
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Greta, you've
Done it again.
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Done what?
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You are the most
Beautiful girl
In the whole room.
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You should have seen how
I looked this morning
When I first woke up.
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My cereal snapped,
Crackled, and screamed.
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Hi, eddie.
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Hey, oneisha!
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Hey, girl.
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Oneisha!
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Hey, everybody,
Look who it is.
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This is oneisha,
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A real good,
Old, ex, no longer
Girlfriend of mine.
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Hi.
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I'm greta,
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And I'm eddie's real
Good, new, and still,
Current girlfriend.
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B-b-b-b--well,
Oneisha,
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You remember
My sister laura.
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Hey, laura.
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And--and--and
That's my homeboy.
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Oh, that's stefan.
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Everybody knows stefan.
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I don't know her,
Though. I don't.
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Not till now.
No, I don't know her.
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Eddie and I used
To have a thing.
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Well, I mean,
Uh, no big thing.
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A little thing.
Hardly even a thing.
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Are you kidding?
It was a hot
And heavy thing.
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Oh, really?
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Tell me everything.
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[groans]
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Well, okay.
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It might have been a thing,
But it wasn't a thang.
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I should've never
Broken up with you.
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I must've been crazy.
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No, you did
The right thing.
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Uh, can we just
Order now, please?
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Uh, 4 cappuccinos.
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That'll be all.
Thank you.
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Okay.
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You never told me
About her.
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Oh, baby, I mean,
There's nothing to tell.
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It's ancient history.
Look, I don't think
About her anymore,
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And I'm sure that she
Does not think about me.
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Eddie, I've been
Thinking about you,
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And now here you are
On my first night on the job
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And on valentine's day.
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It's fate.
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Destiny.
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A sign maybe we should
Get back together.
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Oh, ho, ho, no,
No, no, no, no, honey.
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You got it all wrong.
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You see, this...
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Is fate
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And this is destiny,
And they're a sign
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That you should get
Your hoochie butt
Out of here!
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Hoochie?
Yes, hoochie.
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Baby, greta, greta.
Wait a second!
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Hey, hey, hey,
Now, now, now.
Oneisha.
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Hey, hey, hey,
Now, stop that.
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Here's my number, eddie.
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Call me when you ditch
Cruella de vil.
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Ahh! I will snatch
That heifer's eyes out!
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Greta, you don't
Want to do that.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Look, look, let's just--
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Everybody relax,
Calm down,
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And enjoy the rest
Of the evening.
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Now--now, see,
That's a good idea.
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Okay.
I'm with that.
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Laura: alright?
Alright.
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Fine.
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What did you just do?
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Nothing.
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You put her number
In your pocket.
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Ho, ho, ho,
Heh, heh, heh...
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Well, how about that?
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Ooh.
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I--I don't want this.
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Why--why would I want this?
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Uh, stefan, you want this?
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No, man,
I don't want that.
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You know, eddie...
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If you really cared
About me, you would
Have done this.
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Okay. It's ripped up now.
It's--it's over.
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You still have feelings
For this girl, don't you?
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No, it's not over.
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Uh, laura, now might be
A good time to, uh--
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Check out
The cappuccino bar?
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Actually,
I was gonna suggest
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We go to the car
And make out,
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But cappuccino's cool.
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Now, look, baby, look,
This is nuts.
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Oneisha's the one who gave me
Her number and kissed me.
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You should have told her
To get lost, eddie,
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And the fact that
You didn't showed
Disrespect to me.
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But, greta--
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Just don't talk to me.
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B-b-b-b-b-b--greta--
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Uh!
Baby--
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Uh, uh, uh, uh!
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Happy valentine's day, everyone.
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I'm with an incredibly
Special young lady
This evening,
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And I wanted to take
This opportunity
To say to her
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And everyone else
In this room,
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That, uh...
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Well, greta, baby,
You're the only girl for me.
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Check this out.
Tell me, do you remember this?
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* see, 'twas the month
Of august *
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* on a sunny summer day *
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* you were walking *
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* heading my way *
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* I had no idea
What love had in store *
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* all that I knew was I... *
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I wanted to know you
A bit more 'cause
You know you were...
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* heavenly *
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* just like
A star wannabe *
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* anyway, you are-- *
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Did you happen to notice
That my boyfriend
Is up on stage
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Singing a love song
He especially wrote for me?
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Yeah, I noticed.
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Great.
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Ooh...
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* you look so good to me,
Darlin' *
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* oh, sugar, when I *
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* first heard
You talk to me, baby *
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* when I first heard
You talk to me *
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00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:55,635
* I knew you were
The one for me *
259
00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:59,139
That was so touching.
260
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:05,946
Ain't love grand?
261
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:12,252
Well, it's time
For our final vignette:
262
00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:13,887
Lasting love.
263
00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:17,524
Carl and harriette winslow
Have been married
For over 25 years.
264
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:20,460
Well, when a relationship
Lasts that long,
265
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:24,364
Sometimes a man can take
His wife for granted.
266
00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:26,233
Let's watch.
267
00:14:58,898 --> 00:14:59,933
Hi, honey.
268
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,601
Ooh, hi, honey.
269
00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:03,103
Happy valentine's day!
270
00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:06,773
Oh, happy valentine's day
To you, too.
271
00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:09,009
Did you see
The gift I left for you?
272
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:11,244
Next to all the stuff
I got for you.
273
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:13,580
Whoo, whoo, whoo,
I racked up!
274
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,382
Dang, let's see.
275
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,017
Candy first.
276
00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:22,255
Candy missing.
277
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:27,460
There was an e. Coli scare
Linked to the chocolate,
278
00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:30,930
And I tasted a few to make
Sure the box was safe.
279
00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:33,633
You're a brave man, carl.
280
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:34,968
Hey.
281
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:36,903
I am here for you, baby.
282
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:39,472
And these flowers are...
283
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:42,109
Not fresh.
284
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:43,876
Well, yeah, um, you see,
285
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:47,547
I probably had the heat
Up on high in the car,
And they wilted,
286
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,483
But, um, read the card!
Read the card!
287
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,052
Yeah.
288
00:15:55,555 --> 00:16:00,427
"For my wife
On valentine's day." oh.
289
00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:02,495
"My love is forever,
290
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:03,830
"Time without end,
291
00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:09,869
For you are
My wife, my lover,
And my very best friend."
292
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:11,904
Oh, carl.
293
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,540
This is beautiful.
294
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:16,909
Hey, and I mean
Every word, sweetheart.
295
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:20,413
And you meant every word
8 years ago.
296
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,381
Huh?
297
00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:24,917
Carl, I save every
Card you give me.
298
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,419
Well, I know that.
299
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,889
And I always mark down
The year that you
Gave it to me.
300
00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:32,959
I didn't know that.
301
00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:35,062
Carl, you snuck
Into my card box
302
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:38,231
And gave me an old card
I already had, didn't you?
303
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:40,533
Might of.
304
00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:44,937
But, honey, let's put
A positive spin on this.
305
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,573
Let's call it...
306
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:47,640
Recycling.
307
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:48,875
No, carl.
308
00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:52,045
Let's call it
What it really is--
Cheap and lazy.
309
00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:56,649
Oh. Well, now, harriette,
That's--that's--
That's a bit harsh.
310
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:57,984
Harsh?
311
00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:01,321
Carl, you give me
A half-eaten box
Of candy,
312
00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:05,158
Some sorry-looking roses
That are 3 hours away
From potpourri,
313
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:06,959
And to top it all off,
314
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:10,663
You give me an old card
I already had.
315
00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:17,370
Can I open my present now?
316
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:18,705
Go ahead.
317
00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:22,575
Thanks.
318
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:23,710
Nice wrapping.
319
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:30,717
Big box.
320
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,422
Ohh.
321
00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:41,861
Ohh, honey,
This is beautiful.
322
00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:44,697
Those are eddie and laura's
Baby bracelets.
323
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:48,468
I had them gold-plated
And made into a key chain.
324
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:51,438
You put a lot of thought
And effort into this.
325
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:52,705
Yes, I did.
326
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:53,873
Baby.
327
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:56,143
Because you're
Worth it, carl.
328
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:22,735
Harriette.
329
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,543
What's going on?
330
00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:36,983
Well, sweetheart...
331
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:40,787
I would like to apologize
For my thoughtlessness.
332
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:44,624
My taking you for granted
Was inexcusable.
333
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:46,058
Would you forgive me?
334
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,695
I don't know, carl.
335
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:50,330
You really hurt me.
336
00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:52,365
Well, I--I realize that,
Sweetheart,
337
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:55,368
And I'd like
To make it up to you.
338
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:57,870
So...
339
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:01,341
I wanted to buy you
Another box of candy,
340
00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:05,312
But all the stores
Were closed,
341
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:08,147
So I baked you these instead.
342
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:11,117
I'm sure they're delicious.
343
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:15,755
And the only flower
Store that was opened
Was in rockfort,
344
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,758
So I drove
All the way...
345
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,960
To get you these.
346
00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:22,762
Oh, carl.
347
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:25,998
And...
348
00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:27,367
These.
349
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:28,701
Huh!
350
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:32,205
Oh.
351
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:34,741
Ha! And these.
352
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:37,944
Huh!
353
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,112
And...These.
354
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:43,082
Ohh...Carl.
355
00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:45,017
You drove all the way
To rockfort?
356
00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:47,954
Mm-hmm. I had to pay
A toll both ways.
357
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,956
Oh, sweetheart,
And, uh...
358
00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:52,925
I made you
This card here.
359
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:56,062
Richie and 3j loaned me
The construction paper,
360
00:19:56,128 --> 00:20:00,800
And I cut out the little
Hearts myself and drew
The little cupid.
361
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:06,306
Oh, I also went ahead
And put the date
On the back.
362
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:08,508
I love it, carl.
363
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,777
And I love you,
Mrs. Winslow.
364
00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:13,546
And I forgive you, carl.
365
00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:14,914
Come here.
366
00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:25,325
Well, dear viewer,
It's time to close
367
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:28,160
The book of love
For this valentine's day.
368
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,196
Of course, we don't
Actually have a book,
369
00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:32,164
But work with me
On this, okay?
370
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,700
Look, I'm no philosopher,
371
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:38,037
But there's one thing
I believe with all my heart.
372
00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:40,172
There is someone
For everyone.
373
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,841
I mean, for goodness sakes,
374
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,776
There's a mrs. Don king!
375
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:50,049
Happy valentine's day,
Stevie!
376
00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:51,951
Well, hello,
My cupid cutie.
377
00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:53,953
Oh, I have
A present for you.
378
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,522
Ooh, gimme,
Gimme, gimme.
379
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,927
[music plays]
380
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:05,798
* I wanna be loved by you *
381
00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:07,033
* just you *
382
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:10,337
* and nobody else but you *
383
00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:15,942
* I wanna be loved
By you alone *
384
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:18,378
* boop boop be doop, ah! *
385
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:21,213
* I wanna be kissed by you *
386
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,449
* just you *
387
00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:25,552
* and nobody else but you *
388
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:31,223
* I wanna be kissed
By you alone *
389
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:34,293
* boop boop be doop, ah! *
390
00:21:34,927 --> 00:21:37,364
Oh. Excuse us.
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