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Wowser!
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Steve?
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It works.
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It really works.
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What are you
Talking about?
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I have no time
To chat, carl.
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I gotta get back.
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Hi, big guy.
Aaaah!
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Steve, why do you
Keep popping in and
Out of the room
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Like mr. Spock?
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Wait a minute!
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Are you saying
You saw me before?
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Well, yeah.
You appeared
Out of thin air
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And said, "It works,
It really works."
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Then you
Pressed a button
On that gizmo there
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And you disappeared.
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Holy jumping jehoshaphat!
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Do you know what
This device is, carl?
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A swatch watch
For a nerd?
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No. It's
My latest invention.
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You're looking
At the world's
First time machine.
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So?
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So? Well,
Aren't you impressed?
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Steve, you have invented
A transformation chamber,
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A cloning device,
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A teleportation pad
That took us
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All the way to paris.
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Frankly,
A measly time machine
Is no big deal.
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Well, I can't wait
To use it.
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I'm going
To go 2 minutes
Into the past
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And then come
Right back.
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And I'll become
The world's
First time traveler!
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[laughs maniacally]
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I'm a genius!
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Whoa, whoa!
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Ooh!
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Look what you did.
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Are those tater tots?
Oh, I love tater tots.
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Any peas?
Pass the peas.
No peas?
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But I love peas.
How can you have dinner
Without--
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Hey, where's dad?
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Oh, he'll be in.
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He's finishing up
The monthly bills.
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Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
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Freeze!
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I just finished paying
The family bills.
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And this family--
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All:
Is headed straight
For the poor house.
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Oh, carl, come on,
Sit down and eat.
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Harriette, we can't
Afford to eat.
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People, do we have
To have the lights
On so full?
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We have
A dimmer switch,
People.
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Use it!
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Hey, where's richie
And 3j?
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They're spending the
Night at your mother's.
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Oh, good. Two less
Mouths to feed.
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Edward, split that
Meat with steve.
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Waaaah!
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Here, harriette,
Freeze this.
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We can have it for
Dinner next week.
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Oh, carl, stop it.
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Every month
We go through this
And I'm sick of it.
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For goodness sakes,
It's only money.
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Only money?
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Harriette, what do
You think it takes
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To put food
In our bellies?
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What do you think it
Takes to put clothes
On our backs?
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What do you think we
Need to put a roof
Over our heads?
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Money?
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Hey, carl,
Carl, carl!
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I'm busy, steve.
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But I just perfected
My time machine.
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The reason I could only go
2 minutes into the past
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Was because
I didn't have enough power.
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So, guess what I did?
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What?
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I invented
Nuclear batteries.
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Where did you get
The plutonium?
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Radio shack.
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Now we can go as far back
In the past as we want.
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We?
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That's right.
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I want you
To test it with me.
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Together we can go on
The journey of a lifetime.
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We can observe the vikings,
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Or witness the crusades,
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Or go back to the days
When dinosaurs
Roamed the earth.
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[growls]
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Why don't you go
By yourself?
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I'm scared.
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Well, now, you know,
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Actually there are
A few things
In history
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That I've always
Wanted to experience
In person.
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Oh,
Go with that,
Go with that.
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Like what?
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Well, I kind of wanted
To hook up with eliot ness
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And bust al capone.
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No, no, no. You
Couldn't do that.
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Why not?
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Time travelers have
To be very careful
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Not to change history.
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The slightest disruption
In the past
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Could completely
Change the present.
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Are you saying,
That if we go back in time,
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We could
Actually do something
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That would change the way
Things are now?
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Oh, yes, yes, yes.
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Hmm, interesting.
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So, what do you say,
Big guy?
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Wanna embark
On a voyage
To yesteryear?
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Sure, why not?
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Oh, oh, oh!
I'll go get ready
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While
You decide when
We want to go to.
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[laughs and snorts]
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Ready to go?
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You're going
To embarrass me
In the past, too, huh?
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Oh, you big kidder.
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Now, what fascinating
Moment in time
Have you chosen?
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Custer's last stand?
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Paul revere's ride?
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The parting
Of the red sea?
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The day before we moved
Into this house.
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Hello,
Mr. Adrenaline junkie.
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Well, steve,
I figure
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I'm already trying
One of your
Crazy contraptions.
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Why make it more
Dangerous for myself
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By going to a place
Where a t-rex might
Bite off my head?
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Hmmm...
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It's just a test anyway,
Right?
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Right.
Okey dokey.
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Give me the year
And the date.
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March 8, 1976.
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Okay, let's see.
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January, february, march...
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See? March,
Says it right there.
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Yeah, yeah,
I see it, uh-huh.
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Okay. 1, 2, 3, 4...
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5, 6, 7, 8.
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See? March 8,
Says it right there.
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That's right.
Isn't that neat?
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I like that.
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Okay. Here we go.
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Year 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7...
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8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13...
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1970, 71, 72, 73,
74, 75,
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76, 77...
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Oh, oh,
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I went past it.
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What do we do now?
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Clear.
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Year 1, 2,
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3, 4, 5...
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1973, 1974, 1975, 1976.
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Carl! Carl!
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Carl! Carl!
Get up, wake up!
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Huh?
We're ready to go.
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Let's go!
Okay. Alright.
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Alright.
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Hey, wait a minute,
Steve,
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Will this hurt?
Not really.
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Your skin peels off
For a few seconds...
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But you'll forget
All about that
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When you turn
Inside out.
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No! Oh!
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Oh!
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You okay, carl?
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I think so.
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Steve!
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Steve, I think--
I think we did it.
We made it.
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Man's voice:
Come on, honey, let's load
This stuff and get out.
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We have to hide.
If someone sees us,
We could affect the future.
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Oh!
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Who are they?
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That's
The marshalls,
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The nice couple we
Bought this house from.
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They loved this house
So much,
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I felt kind of bad
Negotiating the price
So low.
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Can you believe
How much we got
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That winslow character
To cough up for this shack?
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Well, I really like
His wife harriette.
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I hope she likes
These muffins
That I made.
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Yeah, well, from the looks
Of her husband,
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I doubt if she'll get any.
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Phew!
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Well, as long as
We're here now,
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I mean "Then"...
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I want to see what
My room looks like.
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I mean, "Now."
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Carl! The marshalls
Are coming back.
We have to leave now!
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But it takes an hour
To set that thing.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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It has
A "Home" button.
Oh!
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Oh.
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What happened here?
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I think the furnishings
Are different.
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And in good taste.
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Harriette!
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Harriette!
Harriette!
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Hmm. Who are
These people?
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[screams]
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[screams] [screams]
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Who are you?
Who are you?
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We're the scotts.
We live here.
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No, you don't.
The winslows live here.
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Jeffrey,
Did you hear him?
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Get out
Of our house.
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I have a room
Upstairs.
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Steve, what
Is going on?
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00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:10,370
Honey, look
Who's in our house!
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I see him!
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00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:14,942
You know this man?
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Yeah,
Everybody knows him.
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He's c.O. Winslow,
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The richest man
In the world.
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[gasps]
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I'm the richest man
In the world?
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Oh, wow! It worked.
It really worked.
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What worked?
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What did you do,
Carl?
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Mr. Winslow,
It's an honor to have
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A man of your greatness
In our home.
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We don't know why
You're in our home,
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But it's
Definitely an honor.
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Oh, well,
Thank you very much.
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But, uh, if--if this
Is your home,
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Then where
Do I live?
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[laughing]
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Did you hear that,
Ellen?
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Yeah, the owner
Of winslow towers
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Wants to know
Where he lives.
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Winslow towers?
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Carl, may I speak
With you for a second?
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Not now, steve.
Yes, now!
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What?
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Carl, you
Did something
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When we were
In the past.
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You purposely
Altered the future,
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Didn't you?
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Mighta.
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Oh, I can't believe
This.
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Uh, mr. Winslow,
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Does your safari guy
Need medication?
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"Does he need medication?"
What is he talking about?
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Ignore him.
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Too many trips
Into the interior.
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Carl,
Tell me what you did.
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Well, I just wrote
A note to myself
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Describing
A few investments
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I thought
Might be lucrative.
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Like what?
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Well, like disney,
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Microsoft,
And holiday barbie.
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Oooh!
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Are you mad?
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We have to go back
And destroy those notes.
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00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:53,140
Well, steve,
Calm down.
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I mean,
While we're here
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We might find out what our life
Is like now.
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And according to these
Very nice people,
260
00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:01,581
It's pretty
Darn good. Right?
261
00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:03,383
I'll say, you just
Bought new jersey.
262
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:06,019
And just last
Night, the news said
You had dinner
263
00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,855
With
The president of
The united states.
264
00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:09,722
Oh, bill clinton?
265
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,225
No, rosie o'donnell.
266
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:41,054
Good afternoon,
Master winslow.
267
00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,092
Oh!
268
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:51,932
Are you drunk
Or did you lose
Your key again?
269
00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:53,666
What's your name,
Pal?
270
00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,735
It's charles, sir.
271
00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:57,204
Drunk.
272
00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:03,176
Wow, steve,
273
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,545
Would you look
At this place?
274
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:08,048
Your 3:00 doughnut,
Sir.
275
00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:10,183
Oh, gee,
Thanks, chuck.
276
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:12,285
[giggling]
277
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:14,254
Oooh!
278
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:17,958
Steve, would you
Look at this view!
279
00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:20,693
Holy smokes!
280
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:21,861
Well, say,
281
00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:23,163
Where's
The hancock building?
282
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,532
Master winslow
Had it removed.
283
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:28,035
It was
Blocking his view.
284
00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:32,172
Wow! Wow!
285
00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:33,606
Carl:
Hey, who's that?
286
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,742
Your living
Artwork, sir.
287
00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:37,744
Living artwork?
288
00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:40,580
Yes,
It amuses you.
289
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:50,157
What's all that
Brouhaha?
290
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:54,561
That sign keeps track
Of how much money
Master winslow has.
291
00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:57,597
He's worth
$247 million?
292
00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:58,665
Billion.
293
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,167
Oh! Oh!
294
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,201
Whoa!
295
00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:04,037
Easy. Are you okay,
Big guy?
296
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,406
I couldn't be better.
297
00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:07,975
Because, steve,
298
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:11,878
I am filthy, nasty,
Stinking rich.
299
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:14,081
[maniacal laughter]
300
00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:19,919
Yes!
301
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,625
Harriette!
302
00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:26,960
Hello, carl.
303
00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:29,229
Don't wrinkle my outfit.
304
00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:30,130
Gerald,
305
00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:31,965
Take the elevator
And put those up
306
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:34,434
In the west wing
Of my shoe closet.
307
00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:38,538
Mother,
You look great!
308
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:39,706
Oooh!
309
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,075
What's the matter,
Carl?
310
00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:43,143
What do you mean?
311
00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:45,678
You haven't hugged me
In years.
312
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:46,779
I haven't?
313
00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:48,748
Hi, harriette!
Hi, estelle!
314
00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:50,683
Who is that gomer?
315
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,423
It's me, steve.
316
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,091
Steve urkel.
317
00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:00,027
Did you hear
That, carl?
318
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,996
They don't even
Know who I am.
319
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:06,633
Here. Sign these
And send them
To my attorney.
320
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:12,372
Harriette!
These are divorce papers.
321
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:15,008
I'm leaving you
And I'm taking
All the ferraris.
322
00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:18,911
Steve, do you want
To go to vegas?
323
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:19,946
Estelle!
324
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:22,615
Well, you may get lucky.
325
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:28,021
But harriette,
What about our kids?
326
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:29,622
What kids, carl?
327
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:32,325
Well,
Eddie and laura.
328
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,994
You know perfectly
Well we don't have
Any children.
329
00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:36,629
I always wanted
A boy and girl,
330
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:39,699
But you were
Too busy wheeling
And dealing.
331
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:43,503
No eddo?
332
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:45,638
And even worse...
333
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,407
No laura?
334
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:52,212
Oh, steve,
You were right.
335
00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:55,382
I have ruined
Everything.
336
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:59,018
Oh! I gained
A whole world,
337
00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:02,222
But I lost
My family.
338
00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:03,956
Don't worry, big guy,
339
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,958
We can still fix things.
340
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,760
Come on, let's go!
341
00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:11,731
Excuse me, sir.
342
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:14,467
Will you be back
For dinner?
343
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:18,171
No, charles,
I'm never coming back.
344
00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:43,029
I got it, steve.
I got it!
345
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:45,098
Great. Now...
346
00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:47,900
I'll hit
The "Home" button and...
347
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:50,470
Back we go.
348
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:56,776
Both:
And back we go.
349
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,349
Oh!
350
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,784
I was afraid
This might happen.
351
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:06,186
What happened?
352
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:08,121
The batteries are dead.
353
00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:10,123
Well, let's just
Go buy new ones.
354
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,192
We can't.
Well, why not?
355
00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:15,162
Nuclear batteries
Haven't been invented yet.
356
00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:18,131
Oh, god.
357
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:20,667
I got greedy
And ruined everything.
358
00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:25,104
Well, if it's
Any consolation,
359
00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:27,274
You ruined my life,
Too.
360
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:29,609
Well, that helps
A little.
361
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:36,816
Oh, I just wish there
Was some way I could
Recharge this baby.
362
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:40,587
Steve, I just
Remembered something
Really weird.
363
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:41,788
What? What?
364
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:44,524
Well, when harriette
And I moved
Into the house,
365
00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:46,959
I remember the floor
Was covered with
Extension cords
366
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:48,795
That led up
To the very spot
367
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:50,463
We're standing
In right now.
368
00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:53,200
Hmmm.
369
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:55,268
Extension cords.
370
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:57,537
Was there
Anything else?
371
00:18:57,604 --> 00:19:01,708
Well, there was
A roll of electrical tape,
372
00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:03,210
Some aluminum foil,
373
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:05,645
And a half empty jar
Of peanut butter.
374
00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:07,347
Aha!
375
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:11,684
It's sounds to me
Like I invented
Something
376
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:14,254
And you had lunch.
377
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:27,634
Okay, big guy,
We're all charged up.
378
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,836
Hmm, me, too.
379
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:34,374
Alright, alright.
Let's go, let's go!
380
00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:37,677
Steve, if this
Doesn't work,
381
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:40,713
From the bottom
Of my heart,
I want to thank you
382
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,415
For sticking
With me.
383
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:46,319
Hey, we're a team,
Big guy...
384
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:49,722
Forever and whenever.
385
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,311
Oh, oh, steve,
386
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,580
We made it!
We did it, we're back.
387
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:14,414
Yahoo!
388
00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:17,384
Eddie!
Eddie, my son!
389
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:22,655
Eddie, my son,
You're alive.
390
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:23,490
You're alive!
391
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,626
[choking]
Dad, are you okay?
392
00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:28,127
Oh, I've never
Been better.
393
00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:30,029
Oh, laura, sweetheart.
394
00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:33,933
Oh, I'm so glad
To see you.
395
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,103
Harriette,
396
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:39,205
Harriette,
Please don't divorce me.
397
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:41,308
I can't live without you.
398
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:43,576
Carl, what are you
Talking about?
399
00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:45,512
Listen to me,
All of you.
400
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:48,247
I was wrong
To complain about money.
401
00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:51,017
I will never grumble
About bills ever again.
402
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,052
You won't?
No, sir.
403
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:55,087
I may have a few debts,
404
00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:58,325
But I also have
A terrific wife,
405
00:20:58,391 --> 00:20:59,992
Wonderful kids,
406
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:01,994
And steve.
407
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:05,398
And do you know
What that makes me?
408
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:06,999
What? What?
409
00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:08,801
The richest man
In the world.
410
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:09,836
Aww!
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