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Tonight's episode
Of family matters
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Is a little scary,
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So you might wanna watch it
With somebody brave.
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Don't worry,
Uncle steve.
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Yeah, man.
We're here for you.
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Guys, can we
Turn on the lights?
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Hello, halloweeners!
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Hey, steve.
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Hey, steve.
Hi, steve.
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What do you
Have there, steve?
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Feast your eyes on this.
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Aah!
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Aah! Aah!
Aah!
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Hardy-har-har-har.
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A dummy that looks
Exactly like steve.
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How...
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Disturbing.
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Okay. Now, the key to being
A good ventriloquist
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Is to give the dummy
A real funny voice.
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Hello, my little
Wooden friend.
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Does your mom
Know where you are?
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[dummy voice] my mom
Doesn't know anything.
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My mom is a telephone pole
In kansas city.
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Heh heh heh heh
Heh heh.
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[snorts] heh heh
Heh heh heh.
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Steve: telephone pole--
Get it, get it, get it?
Telephone pole?
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Well,
What do you think?
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Are your lips supposed
To flap like that?
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Oh...Oh...I'm awful,
Aren't I?
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I'd say so.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, you are.
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[thunder]
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Oh. Looks like
There's a storm
Comin' in.
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Thank you, al roker.
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What's wrong with you?
Oh, nothing.
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I'm only the world's
Worst ventriloquist, right?
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Yeah.
You blow chunks.
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Thanks, eddo.
Please, don't hold back.
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Just tell me how you feel.
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Well, steve, no one's
Good at everything,
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Although I do
Come awfully close.
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Heh heh heh heh.
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I just wish
I could make
This dummy talk.
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Well, frankly,
I can't relate.
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The only doll I want
Sittin' on my lap
Can talk on her own.
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Know what I'm sayin'?
Later.
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[thunder]
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[crashing thunder
And hard rain]
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[thunder]
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Waah!
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[deep, gravely voice]
Hi.
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Whoo! Aah!
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[thunder]
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Aah!
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Carl, harriette,
Estelle...
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It's the dummy.
It's alive! Look!
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Steve...
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Nothing with
A plywood brain
Is alive.
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Carl, I'm tellin'
You, it moved,
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And it said, "Hi."
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I'll prove it
To you.
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Steve, if this
Is your new act,
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It's actually
An improvement.
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I don't get it.
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A minute ago, he was
Moving all over the place.
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Steve, has anyone
In your family
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Ever checked into
The rubber ramada?
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Well, my aunt edna
Thought she was
An air conditioner.
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Oh, did they
Take her away?
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Heck no. She kept us
Cool in the summer.
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I don't have time
For this.
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Me, neither.
Steve, if you keep
Having these delusions,
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You're gonna
Have to lie down.
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Honey, please,
Get some rest.
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Oh, but--
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Oh.
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Oh...Maybe I have
Lost my mind.
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No. You're fine, steve.
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Oh, harriette's right.
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I need to lie down.
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My name is
Steven q. Urkel.
My iq is 196.
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I like cheese,
I like polka,
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And I'm perfectly sane.
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My name is steven q. Urkel.
My iq is 196.
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I like cheese, I like polka,
And I'm perfectly sane.
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Dummy: hey, steve.
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Yes?
Boo!
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Aah!
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Good job.
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Huh? Thanks.
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Yeah,
This ought to--aah!
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Relax. Sit down.
Take a load off.
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But you're made of wood.
You can't walk.
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You can't talk.
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Oh, yeah? And I suppose
I can't dance, either.
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[rumba music plays]
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Oh, it's official.
I'm insane.
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No. You just got
What you wished for, pal.
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What I wished for?
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Yeah. You wanted me
To talk.
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Well,
You got it, bucko.
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But why didn't you talk
In front of the winslows?
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I don't like
The winslows.
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But they're the finest family
In the whole wide world.
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I know.
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They make me sick.
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Ah. The winslows
Are in the way,
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So we'll have
To get rid of 'em.
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[gasps]
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Why, you rotten
Little puppet.
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You may look like me,
But you're not like me
At all.
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You're evil.
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Hey, I like that.
Evil, huh?
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From now on,
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You can just call me...
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Stevil!
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[thunder]
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Whoa. Come on,
You guys better hurry.
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Look, tell charlie's dad
If it starts to rain,
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Bring you guys
Straight home.
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Got it.
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Okay. And remember...
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Do not eat your candy
Until I look at it.
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Okay,
But you remember,
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Don't eat our candy
While you look at it.
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Well, we can relax,
Big guy.
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I just locked stevil away
Upstairs in a trunk.
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Who?
Stevil, my dummy.
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He has a name now?
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Yep. Named himself.
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I'm tellin' ya, carl,
He's satan's sock puppet!
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Steve...
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Listen to me, big guy.
That dummy ain't no dummy.
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Not only does he talk,
But what he says,
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Ohh, it ain't good.
He's evil.
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Evil, carl.
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Steve,
I'm seriously afraid
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That you're
Losing your mind.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes.
I know, I know. Okay. Okay.
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Urkel's crazy.
Urkel's crazy.
Urkel's crazy.
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But trust me,
The important thing
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Is that stevil
Is locked away,
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And the family
Is safe.
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[thunder]
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Hee-hee hee hee hee-hee!
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Happy halloween,
Kids.
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Thanks.
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Psst. Eddie.
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Hey, eddie...
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Who said that?
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Help. Help me.
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I'm trapped
In the chimney.
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Santa?
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Is that you--
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Aah!
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One down, five to go.
Heh heh heh heh heh.
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Keep pedaling!
Keep pedaling!
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I am pedaling.
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Faster!
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Heh heh heh heh heh.
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Aah! Jumpin' jehoshaphat!
He's loose!
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Relax, chum.
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I told you before,
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It's the winslows
I'm after,
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And I've been
A very busy dummy.
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What are you talking about?
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Check out what's behind
Murphy bed number one.
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Ha ha ha.
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Aah!
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Help, steve.
Get us out of here.
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Help us!
Help us!
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What kind of diabolical,
Demented dummy are you?
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The kind that stuffed
Eddie in the chimney.
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[gasps]
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Why, you're not gonna
Get anybody else.
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Richie, 3j,
Don't you worry.
I'll come back.
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You can count on me.
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What a goof.
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Harriette. Laura.
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Where is everybody?
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Harriette?
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Can anybody hear me?
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Oh, they're here, steve.
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Why don't you
Check the cupboard?
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There may be
A little...Honey on the shelf.
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Ooh! Aah!
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Steve, look what
Your devil dummy did.
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Oh. Oh.
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Aah!
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Oh, laura,
Don't panic.
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Pull yourself
Together.
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Perhaps that was
A poor choice of words.
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It sure was.
I'm totally beside myself.
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Laura's a nice girl,
But she suffers from
Low "Shelf-esteem."
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Heh heh heh heh heh.
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You little monster!
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Steve, shut the cupboards.
I don't want anyone
To see me like this.
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Oh, right.
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Where's harriette?
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Special delivery!
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00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:23,036
What in sam hill
Is this?
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Turn the crank and find out.
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[pop goes the weasel
Plays]
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Steve: aah!
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00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:40,720
Harriette!
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00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:43,290
I knew
She'd pop up somewhere.
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00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,960
Steve, get me
A baseball bat.
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00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:50,397
I'm gonna knock this dummy
Upside his head.
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00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:52,399
In your dreams, bozo.
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00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:57,871
Oh, that's it.
You've got to be stopped!
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Aah!
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00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,775
Whaa! W-w-wait! Whoa!
No! No! Put me down!
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Not in there!
No! No! No--aah!
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[yelling]
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Aha! Take that,
You heinous howdy doody!
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00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:12,852
Ahh! Whoa! Whoa!
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00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,087
Whoa!
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00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,389
Whoa!
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00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:29,402
Hee hee hee hee hee!
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00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:39,612
Oh. Carl!
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00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:42,315
Did a possessed puppet
Just come through
That wall?
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00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:45,152
Steve, if that had happened,
I would've noticed.
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Big guy, everything
I warned you about
Is happening.
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00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:49,789
Stevil yanked eddie
Up the chimney.
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00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:52,025
He stuck 3j and richie
On my bedroom wall.
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00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:54,261
Laura's in pieces
In the kitchen cabinet.
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00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:55,929
And harriet...
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00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:59,066
Well,
She's a little cranky.
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00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:01,401
Well, steve, okay.
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[chuckling]
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Maybe your dummy
Did come to life.
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00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:09,943
Maybe he is
Trying to do away
With the whole family.
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00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:11,911
But, listen,
Let's be honest.
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Is that so bad?
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00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,050
What?!
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00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:18,952
Carl, what are
You saying?
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00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:21,688
Steve, I'm saying lighten up.
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Lighten up and...
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Go with the flow!
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00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:29,963
What have you done
To carl?
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He's under my control.
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00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:34,934
He's my new
Personal puppet. Watch.
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I took my wife
To the islands.
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Jamaica?
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00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:42,775
No, she wanted to go.
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Heh heh heh
Heh heh.
[snorts]
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00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:48,481
Oh, for the love
Of fried pickles!
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00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,517
Why are you doing this?
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00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:54,854
I took care of the winslows
So we could go on the road
Together.
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I knew
You'd never come unless
They were out of the way.
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00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,161
On the road together?
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00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:04,197
Sure. We'll do
A ventriloquist act,
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Only I'll do the talking,
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00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,868
And you'll be the dummy.
256
00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:11,704
Heh heh heh heh.
257
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:13,373
Never!
258
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:17,444
I'm not going anywhere
Without a fight.
259
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,846
Come on, you and me,
260
00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:22,649
One-on-one, mano a puppet!
261
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,325
Let's go, four-eyes.
262
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,994
You're mine,
Pinocchio!
263
00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:37,630
Fat chance, flesh boy!
264
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:45,772
Heh...Heh...
265
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,640
D-aah!
266
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,376
Oof!
267
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:50,477
Got him!
268
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:52,545
D-ow!
269
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,314
Come back here.
270
00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:56,749
Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
271
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:02,389
Come back here
And fight like
A mannequin!
272
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:03,490
Aah!
273
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:06,559
Aah!
274
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:12,332
G-g-g-go--let go.
Let go. Let go.
275
00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:14,033
[grunting]
276
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,740
Aah!
277
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:21,808
D-aah!
278
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,243
[grunting]
279
00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:40,727
G-aah!
280
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:44,063
[panting]
281
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:48,868
There.
282
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:52,172
It's over.
The demon is dead.
283
00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:14,427
[gasps]
284
00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:15,895
Okay.
285
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:17,797
Now it's personal.
286
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,632
Aah!
287
00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:23,170
Oh. This isn't happening.
This isn't happening.
288
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:25,172
This isn't happening.
This isn't happening.
289
00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:28,675
Aah! Ow! It's happening!
290
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:30,843
It's happening!
It's happening! No! No!
291
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:34,714
No! No-o-o-o-o-o!
292
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,916
No. No. No-o-o-o-o-o!
293
00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,251
No. No.
294
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:39,886
Hey. Steve. Steve.
295
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,021
Huh? Wha--
296
00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:44,557
Steve!
297
00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:48,528
Eddo.
298
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,364
How'd you get out
The chimney?
299
00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:54,133
What?
My dummy, it's alive.
300
00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:57,804
It put you in the chimney
And laura in
The kitchen cabinets.
301
00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:00,006
Steve,
You were dreaming.
302
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:02,409
I was?
303
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:10,983
[distant thunder]
304
00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:13,920
Why would I have
A dream like that?
305
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,355
That's no mystery.
306
00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:17,023
You have
An obsessive-compulsive
Personality
307
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:19,926
Which manifests itself
In your extreme need
To achieve perfection.
308
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,664
You think
I need therapy?
309
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:27,500
No, not at all.
310
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:32,439
A simple surgical procedure
Will alleviate the problem.
311
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:35,174
W-w-well, okay.
312
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:38,211
What kind of sur--
Hey, hey, hey.
313
00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:40,947
What are you doing?
P-put that down!
314
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:45,918
Now lie back
And close your eyes 'cause
This is really gonna hurt.
315
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:48,788
Eddie, no! Whoa!
Whoa!
316
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:51,391
Aah!
317
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:54,627
No. No! No-o-o-o!
Whoa--
318
00:19:58,265 --> 00:19:59,999
What is
The matter with you?
319
00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:04,471
Eddo, I just had
A horrible halloween nightmare
With a false ending.
320
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:07,774
What's with you
And holidays?
321
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,976
Last spring, you dreamed
That the easter bunny
322
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,912
Jumped you in the alley
And slapped you pink.
323
00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:15,448
Ooh, that was scary.
324
00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:18,184
At thanksgiving,
You dreamed that
A turkey stuffed you.
325
00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:20,387
That one still
Gives me the willies.
326
00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:23,155
I'm tellin' ya, eddo,
Next groundhog day,
327
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,725
I'm wearin' steel pants.
328
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,527
Eddie: oh, steve...
329
00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:39,806
Okay. Ready...
And action, jay.
330
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,781
The eyes have gotta
Look up, okay?
331
00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:04,263
Grrr.
332
00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:06,833
Director: and action.
333
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:07,934
Sound effect: aah!
334
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,969
Director: pull him.
335
00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:13,906
Steve, get me
A baseball bat.
336
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:16,208
I'm gonna
Knock this dummy
Upside his head.
337
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,010
I am pedaling!
338
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:19,946
Faster!
339
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:31,057
From now on,
You can just
Call me...
340
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,893
Stevil.
Heh heh heh.
341
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,629
[thunder]
342
00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:40,967
Does everybody love that?
Man: awesome.
343
00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:43,536
Awesome.
344
00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:46,038
Let's cut.
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