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Well, I've got to go
In the house, cindy.
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[smack]
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I wuv you.
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Well, beautiful
New car, big guy.
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Thanks.
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Get within five feet
Of it,
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And you'll be raking
With the fishes.
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*...To the ball game *
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* take me out
To the crowd, yeah! **
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Whoa whoa whoa whoa.
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Where are you two
Going?
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Out back, bub.
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We're going outside
To play ball.
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Not out
By the driveway.
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That's where I parked
My new car.
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You two play ball
Out front. Let's go.
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But what if we hit
A parked car?
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I'll take
That risk.
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What if we get hit
By a car?
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I'll take
That risk, too.
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Now there's
A brave man.
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Now, let's see.
Where was I?
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"You and your airbag."
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[waldo]
Eddie, bet you can't hit
My fastball.
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[eddie]
Hum it in there!
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[whack]
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[waldo]
It's going
Over the house!
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I'm here for you, cindy.
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[smack]
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Knock knock knock!
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Hello, cutie booty.
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Hello, mushy tushy.
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Can I come in?
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Now might not be
An appropriate time.
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I'm ironing
My unmentionables.
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Oh, fiddle faddle.
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Kiss me, cowboy.
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Mmmph... Mmmph...
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Myra, not in front
Of the appliances.
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Very well.
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Shifting hormones
To neutral.
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But let me show you these!
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Myra!
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Two tickets to
The senior class
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Bicycle trip--
My treat.
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Oh.
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Oh?
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I made my mother wait
In line for two hours,
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And all I get is an oh?
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I'm sorry, myra,
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But I don't want to go
On the bicycle trip.
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But it's a tradition,
A show of school spirit.
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A chance to suck face
In a forest.
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[whooosh]
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Oh, that's mighty tempting,
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But the reason
I can't go is...
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Oh, the shame!
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What's the matter,
Stevie?
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Oh, myra, I--
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I--I never--
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Learned to ride a...
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Bicycle.
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Oh, my poor, poor baby.
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Oh, I'm so humiliated.
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You only love half a man.
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Half of you
Is 10 times more
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Than six other men
Cut into thirds.
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Why does the thought
Of riding a bike
Upset you so?
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It goes back to one
Terrible afternoon
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When I was
A mere lad of 7.
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My father was determined
That I would learn
To ride a bike.
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But I fell
94 times that day,
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And that was just trying
To put the kickstand up.
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Gracious me.
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The more I fell,
The angrier he got.
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So he yelled at me...
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And he called me...
Wobble boy.
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I feel your pain, urkel.
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I, too,
Have a secret shame.
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I was afraid to walk
Until I was 10.
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I gotta get me
Some new friends.
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Ta-da!
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Ooh, girl,
This is a good job.
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Thanks. You look
Just like halle berry.
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Good. An hour ago,
I was looking like
Chuck berry.
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Seriously, girl,
This is professional work.
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You deserve
To get paid.
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We're best friends.
I can't take
Your money.
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No one can,
'cause I don't have any.
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You really think
I'm that good?
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It's like
You're michelangelo
And I'm a ceiling.
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Thanks.
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You know, I've been
Thinking about
Something,
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00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:10,137
And I'd like your
Opinion on it.
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Oh, sure.
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This is what I want
To do with my life.
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"Learn to drive
The big rigs?"
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No. The other side.
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I want to go
To beauty school.
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Max, what about
Our plans?
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Going to the same college,
Joining the same sorority?
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I was going to be
The hotshot lawyer
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Who represented
Your architectural
Firm.
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Those plans were good,
When we were 12.
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I don't think I'll be able
To go to college.
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My grades
Aren't good enough,
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And I've applied
To 30 schools.
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They all turned me down.
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I was even rejected
By u.O.B.
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U.O.B.?
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The university of bob.
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00:07:01,555 --> 00:07:03,223
I think
You can do better
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Than this silly little
Beauty school.
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Well, I was accepted
To this "Silly little
Beauty school."
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You were?
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That's right, laura.
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I love hairdressing,
And I'm good at it.
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I want to make it
My career.
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Thanks for
The support, friend.
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Guten abin,
Herr winslow.
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Were you two down
At the polka hall?
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No. Why do you ask?
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I thought
With those outfits--
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Nah, just cruisin'
The mall.
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Hey, myra. Thanks
For walking me home.
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Come here, steven.
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Myra, what in sam hill--
Myra?
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Howdy.
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00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:04,685
Myra, the big guy's busy,
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00:08:04,752 --> 00:08:06,587
And he doesn't like
To be distracted.
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Oh, pish tosh.
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I just want to
Ask him something.
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When you bother him,
He gets irritated.
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I'm sure we're not
Bothering him.
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Myra, I really--
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Oh, what do you want?
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See? I told you.
Look. He's mad.
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Well, papa winslow,
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Steven doesn't know
How to ride a bike.
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[snickering]
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Ha ha har har!
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Hoo hoo! Ha ha...
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You...Can't...
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Haw haw haw haw!
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Can't ride a bike?
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Steve, they have bears
That can ride bikes!
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Those are
Show business bears.
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They're bred for that.
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I'm sorry, steve.
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00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:05,212
It's just rare
To find a teenager
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Who can't ride a bike.
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Then again,
You're a very rare teenager.
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Mr. Winslow,
Occasionally,
I'll mince an onion,
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But never words.
So here goes.
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Will you teach
My stevie how
To ride a bike?
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No.
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You're refusing?
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Don't worry,
Sugar giblets.
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The big guy
Always says no
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Until he realizes
That you really
Need his help.
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No.
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He's still
Refusing.
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I know.
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That's right.
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You are looking at
A new and improved
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Carl winslow.
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I am not
Caving in anymore.
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I said no,
And I really mean no.
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00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:01,168
But why?
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00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:04,304
Steve, I have taught you
How to drive.
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Nearly died.
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00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:10,343
I taught you how to swim.
Almost drowned.
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Teach you how to ride a bike?
I don't think so.
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00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,817
I think
He really means it.
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You bet I mean it.
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For seven years
I've known you, steve urkel.
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Seven years you've
Talked me into things.
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Well, not anymore.
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I said no,
And I really mean no.
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00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:36,169
And you know what?
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It feels goo-ooo-ood.
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I'm free.
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00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:51,318
Free at last!
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Thank god almighty,
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I'm free at last!
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00:11:16,944 --> 00:11:19,279
I see you and maxine
Are still fighting.
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00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:24,451
Is my hair that bad?
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00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:25,719
No, not at all!
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00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:29,656
Just tell people
You survived a hurricane.
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00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:30,958
Enough said.
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00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:34,594
Honey, what's wrong
Between you and maxine?
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I don't know, ma.
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00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,866
You can't be fighting
Over a guy.
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00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:41,869
She's dating waldo.
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All I did was try
To give max
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Some career tips,
And she went ballistic.
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00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:49,943
What kind of tips?
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She's got some silly
Idea to go to
Beauty school.
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00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:53,947
So?
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What kind of career
Choice is that?
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A great one!
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My hairdresser makes
More money than I do.
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00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:01,121
Really?
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00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:04,424
Yeah, there's a lot of juice
In pushing mousse.
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00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:08,728
And she loves
What she's doing.
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00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:11,932
But, ma,
We had plans.
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00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:13,867
Our whole lives
Were figured out.
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00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:15,368
Now she's changing
Everything
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00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:17,670
With this ridiculous
Hairdressing thing.
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Laura, tell me something.
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00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:23,710
Why do you want
To become a lawyer?
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00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:25,412
Well, because I think
I'll be good at it.
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I want to make
A difference in
People's lives.
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Do you think maxine
Will make a good
Hairdresser?
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00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:33,987
Yeah. I mean,
She's gifted.
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00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:35,889
But how will that
Impact people's
Lives?
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00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,825
Are you kidding?
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Okay, miss hot shot attorney.
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00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,529
Let's say you're
About to argue a case
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In front of
The supreme court,
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00:12:44,031 --> 00:12:46,033
And it could make
Or break your career
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00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,969
And affect the lives
Of millions of people.
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00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:52,639
I'm here to tell you,
You won't win that case...
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Not with your head
Looking like that.
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00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:07,120
Hi diddley dee, it's me!
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00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:11,091
Hi diddley doo, it's you.
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00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:13,493
Steve, you look like
A giant pez dispenser.
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00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:20,633
Let me guess.
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00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:22,769
You're going to teach
Yourself how to ride
That bike.
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Abso-tutle-lutely.
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00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:26,739
And I want no comments
From the sidelines,
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Mr. "Free at last."
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Aaaah!
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00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:33,780
Yeee-oow!
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00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:36,049
Yeeoop! Waaaah!
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00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:37,918
Waaah!
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00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:58,038
Waaah!
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00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:03,176
I hope myra doesn't want
To have kids soon.
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00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:08,215
Steve, why are you
Grabbing your chest?
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00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:09,917
'cause I don't want
The neighbors to know
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00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:12,385
Where it really hurts.
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00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:21,128
Yeeeeow!
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00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,564
[mr. Winslow]
Steve?
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00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:32,072
I can't watch this anymore.
You're killing me.
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00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:36,009
How do you think I feel?
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00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,411
Well...
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00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,813
Why don't you give up?
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00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,549
Never!
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00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,317
Failure
Is not an option.
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00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,253
No, it's a given.
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00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,922
You may have given up
On me, carl winslow,
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00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,123
But I haven't.
253
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:52,159
You know what it'll say
On my tombstone?
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00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,161
"Never gave up.
Never stopped.
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00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,729
Went on and on
When all hope was gone."
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00:14:56,796 --> 00:15:00,600
It's gonna be
A big stone.
257
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:01,969
You know, steve,
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00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:05,405
Your perseverance
Has inspired me.
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00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:08,775
I really want you to learn
How to ride this bike.
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00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:10,077
You do?
261
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:13,546
Yes. I don't know why,
But it's important to me
262
00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:15,715
That you succeed.
263
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:19,352
I know why.
You care about me.
264
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:22,022
No, that couldn't be it.
265
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:25,325
Oh, come on.
Admit it.
266
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:27,794
Oh, okay,
Maybe I care a little.
267
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:29,696
I knew it,
You big softy.
268
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,598
Don't touch me.
269
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:36,269
I'll hold the handle bars,
And you get on.
270
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:39,639
Now, steve,
The important thing
To remember
271
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:43,576
Is that when you pedal,
Try to feel your
Balance.
272
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:48,381
No.
273
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:51,384
No. Feel your balance,
Steve.
274
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:54,087
No, feel the balance,
Steve.
275
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:56,089
Feel your balance!
276
00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,593
That's better.
277
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:01,794
Okay, here we go.
278
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:03,863
Go slow. Go slow.
279
00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:05,198
Okay...Okay...
280
00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:06,833
There you go.
You got it.
281
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:09,802
This sure beats
Licking cement.
282
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:12,105
I'll let you go
Now, steve. Okay!
283
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,707
Waaah! Nooo! Don't!
284
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:22,082
That's almost it.
285
00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:28,355
[doorbell rings]
286
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:35,362
Oh, hey.
287
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:38,865
Enough small talk.
Can we come in?
288
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,100
Sure.
289
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:45,338
Max-eeeeene?
290
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:53,780
Listen.
291
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:57,184
I'm no
Dr. Ruth brothers...
292
00:16:57,250 --> 00:17:01,488
And I'm certainly
No sally jesse james.
293
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:02,555
But I do know this--
294
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:04,757
You two are friends,
Best friends,
295
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:07,094
Like batman and robin.
296
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,296
Only with bosoms.
297
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:13,300
The point is
You had a fight,
298
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,402
And you have to make up.
299
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:18,205
So bury the egg,
Or hatch it.
300
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:27,114
You know what's scary?
301
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:29,316
That almost made sense.
302
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,654
Let me guess..
303
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,889
Waldo tricked you
Into coming over here.
304
00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:38,258
Sort of.
305
00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:40,327
He said we were going
To the movies.
306
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:43,630
But then he said
The name of the film
Was laura's house
307
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:48,635
I'm glad
You guys came by...
308
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,637
'cause I've been a jerk.
309
00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:52,905
That almost sounds
Like an apology.
310
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:54,907
It is.
311
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:56,709
Max, I've been
A terrible friend.
312
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,911
You were all excited
About beauty school,
313
00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:00,980
And I made fun of it.
314
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:03,916
Yeah. That really
Hurt, laura.
315
00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:05,518
I know.
316
00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:08,155
But I realize
317
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,657
The reason why
I said those things.
318
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:12,659
What was it?
319
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:14,961
I was scared.
320
00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:17,029
Of what?
321
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,098
Well, if you go
To beauty school here
322
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:22,535
And I go to college
Back east,
323
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,672
I'll lose the best friend
I ever had.
324
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,242
That'll never
Happen, laura.
325
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:30,510
You know why?
326
00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:31,511
Why?
327
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:34,314
'cause even jerks
Need their hair done.
328
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:36,783
I'm so sorry.
329
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,685
I know, baby.
330
00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:47,627
[bell rings]
331
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:48,661
Hey!
332
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:55,702
I gotta hand it
To you, steve.
333
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:57,604
You ride that bike
Like a pro.
334
00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,672
Thanks, big guy.
335
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:00,507
Stay.
336
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,609
Heh heh heh.
Snort.
337
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:06,112
You know, steve,
There's an irony here.
338
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:07,414
There is?
339
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,015
Mm-hmm.
340
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:11,218
I got my brand-new car
The same week
341
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:13,286
That you learned
How to ride a bike.
342
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:17,424
Ordinarily, that would be
A recipe for disaster.
343
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:20,059
But, hey,
You're a demon on wheels,
344
00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:22,762
And my car is still
In showroom condition.
345
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,864
Yes, life is good.
346
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:29,168
I pedaled down
To the patent office
And registered this.
347
00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:30,237
What's that?
348
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:32,405
The urkel
Super duck call.
349
00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:34,140
Why, this baby
Attracts ducks
350
00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:38,110
Like
Nobody's business.
351
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,812
Well, steve, heh heh,
352
00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:42,148
This time of year,
There aren't any ducks
353
00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:44,050
Around here for 500 miles.
354
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:48,120
Ah. Not yet.
Give her a try.
355
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:51,190
Oh, come on!
Go ahead. Go ahead.
356
00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:57,630
[quack]
357
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:03,270
Go ahead.
Come on. One more.
358
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:08,908
[quaa-aaa-aack]
359
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:13,946
[quack quack quack]
360
00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:19,319
[quack quack quack]
361
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:24,223
[quacking gets louder]
362
00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:55,355
Look what you did.
363
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:05,432
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