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* jingle all the way *
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* oh, what fun
It is to ride *
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* in a one-horse
Open sleigh, hey! *
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* jingle bells,
Jingle bells *
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* jingle all the way *
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* oh, what fun
It is to ride *
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* in a one-horse
Open sleigh **
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Ahh!
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[coughing]
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Okay.
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Let's see here.
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[humming]
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Steve!
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Oh! Hi-dee-ho-ho-ho,
Big guy.
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What are you doing up here?
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Getting ready for
The holiday season,
Of course.
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Every christmas,
I design a visual
Yuletide spectacular
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On the rooftop
Of my house.
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This year, since
I'm living with you,
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I'm designing
The winslow roof.
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Well, forget it.
Now, get down.
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Oh, but, carl,
I do it every year.
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It's a tradition.
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Well, this year,
It's a memory.
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But--but--but--
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But why?
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Because it will
Triple my electric bill.
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Are you putting
A price limit
On christmas?
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Yeah. I did it
With your gift.
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Why stop there?
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At least plug me in
To test my lights.
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Uh, uh, uh, carl...
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Don't bother me!
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Uh, uh, carl?
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Looking for these?
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Ooh, purdy!
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[steve]
Look what you did.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family **
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* deck the halls
With boughs of holly *
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* fa la la la la
La-la la la *
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* 'tis the season
To be jolly **
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Hey, mom.
Hey, laura.
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Let's get started
On the tree.
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It won't
Decorate itself.
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I've got to meet
Max at the mall.
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Is it important?
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She got a job
Selling cosmetics.
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I'm standing
Near her counter
And saying I'm 40.
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I guess we can decorate
The tree tomorrow.
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Oh, um, david's
Taking me ice skating.
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Skating? But
It's freezing outside.
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That's the whole idea,
Mom.
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Cold makes
The water hard.
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Otherwise,
It's called swimming.
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Cute.
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Honey, don't
You want to help me
Decorate the tree?
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Oh, sure, mom.
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I'm just busy,
That's all.
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But don't worry,
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I won't mind if you
Do it without me. Bye.
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Bye.
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* deck the halls
With boughs of holly *
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* fa la la la la
La-la la la **
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Three kings.
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Aw, man!
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What you got, slick?
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A flush.
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I beat your butt.
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I'm the man!
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I'm the man.
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Well, you are hot
Tonight, zoohair.
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What will
You do with all
Those winnings?
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I'm going to buy
A dancing snowman
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To complete my whimsical,
Fantastical, winter
Wonderland display.
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That's going
To be pretty good.
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You'll never guess
What I'm going
To call my snowman.
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Frosty?
Frosty. Frosty.
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Who told you?
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I remember
Your roof display
From last year.
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It was pretty good,
Not as good as mine,
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But it was alright
For a beginner.
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I don't like to brag,
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But my roof display
Blew both of yours away.
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My decorations
Were almost as good
As steve urkel's.
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Now you know
You are tripping.
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Yeah, man.
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Nobody's decorations
Are as good as urkel's.
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I think mine were.
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No!
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It was great.
Last year,
He had--
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Fellows, could we get
Back to poker, please?
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I've heard enough
About christmas
Decorations.
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Well, no surprise there.
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After all, your nativity
Scene last year was a joke!
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Yeah, two wise men
Standing around a g.I. Joe
In a shoe box.
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Hey, somebody
Stole my jesus, okay?
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Okay, okay.
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Calm down yourself.
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I decorate
The inside of my
House for my family,
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Not the outside
For you ya-hoos.
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So, obviously, you're not
Going to enter the contest.
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What contest?
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Channel 6 is sponsoring
A christmas decorating contest.
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A committee
Goes all over town
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And judges
The best-decorated
Rooftop.
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Big deal.
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The winner
Gets $5,000.
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Did you say $5,000?
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If you could get steve urkel
To decorate your rooftop,
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You'd win.
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No kidding?
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No way.
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Urkel thinks
That contest
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Cheapens
The true meaning
Of christmas.
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$5,000, huh?
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Hmm.
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Yes. That's w-I-n-s-l-o-w.
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Winslow.
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Oh, good.
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What time will the judges
Be here christmas eve?
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8:00.
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Okay, great.
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Merry christmas.
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* I'm in the money *
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* come on, my honey *
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* I got a lot of-- **
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* just hear those
Sleigh bells ringin' *
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* and ting-ting-
Ting-a-ling, too *
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* come on,
It's lovely weather *
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* for a sleigh ride
Together with you **
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Well, who
Put the mistletoe
In your boxers?
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Steve, you are looking
At a changed man.
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Oh, really?
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Mm-hmm. I have
Finally decided
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To let you decorate
My roof for christmas.
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Oh. Oh!
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Be still,
My urkel heart.
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What made you
Change your mind?
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Well, I just realized
That, uh...
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How rewarding decorating
Your roof can be.
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Oh, carl...
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Why, you're
The most loving...
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Caring...
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Unselfish man
I've ever known.
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Oh!
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Ohh! Oh...
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[honk]
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Oh, look who's
Under the mistletoe.
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Lay one on me, sugar.
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Oh, look at you,
Eddie.
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How come you're
All decked out?
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My fraternity is
Having a christmas party
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For underprivileged
Girls.
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Underprivileged?
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That's right.
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They haven't met me yet.
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Well, go get 'em, eddie.
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When are you going
To make your famous
Gingerbread cookies?
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I have to wait
Till your father
Leaves the house.
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He eats them faster
Than I can bake them.
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Bye, grandma.
Bye, sugar.
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Eddie, wait, wait!
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We're supposed
To decorate
The christmas tree.
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Sorry. I'm going
To a party.
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Oh.
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Go ahead without me.
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You and dad did great
On the rest of the house.
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We saved
The christmas tree
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For the family
To decorate together.
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I'm getting a little old
For that stuff now.
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Love you.
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Harriette,
Are you okay?
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You know,
Mother winslow,
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Every christmas
Since eddie and laura
Were little,
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We've always decorated
The tree together.
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Now, all of a sudden,
They're too busy.
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Honey, they're growing up.
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They've got lives
Of their own.
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Oh, I know that.
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It's just that there's
Certain traditions,
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Especially around
The holidays,
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I still enjoy sharing
With my children.
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And as the years go by,
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Those things become more
And more precious to me.
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I just wish my kids
Felt the same way.
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Well, we're done.
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Let her rip!
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00:10:19,086 --> 00:10:21,889
I think santa and his elf
Had too much coffee.
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00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:29,129
Well, I think they're
Just getting down
With their bad selves.
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Steve, this is really,
Really a beautiful
Christmas display,
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The best
I've ever seen.
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[steve]
Oh, well.
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00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:43,443
What's the matter?
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00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:45,913
I think
I got a faulty elf.
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00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:49,249
And something is
Wrong with santa!
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00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,550
Can you fix it?
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00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:52,219
I might not have to.
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00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:55,989
Sometimes,
These things have a way
Of working themselves out.
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00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:10,403
And sometimes
They get worse.
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00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:15,809
What are we going
To do, steve?
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The display is ruined.
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00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:18,678
No, it isn't.
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00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:21,348
Even without the santa,
It still looks nice.
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00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:25,218
Nice isn't good enough.
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00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:28,088
Nice won't gladden
People's hearts.
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00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:29,990
Nice won't
Put the twinkle
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In little
Children's eyes,
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00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:32,926
And, most important,
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00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:37,097
Nice will
Not be the best
In the neighborhood!
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00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:40,300
Well, carl,
It doesn't have
To be the best.
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All that matters is
That we did our best.
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00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:50,710
That's
The stupidest thing
I've ever heard.
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00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:53,680
Now, come on!
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00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:56,116
We're going to go find
Ourselves a new santa
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And a new elf.
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What are you smiling at?
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00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:06,026
But--but, carl, it's
6:15 on christmas eve.
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00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:08,762
Well, all the stores
Are closed!
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00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,631
You want to hang with me?
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Get in the spirit!
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00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:18,906
But--but--but--
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He didn't mean that.
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Oh, this is for me.
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[rattle rattle]
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00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:48,768
Ohh! Yes. Yes!
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00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:50,770
Roller blades.
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00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:53,573
Uh-uh, grandma.
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00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:54,774
No looking
Through your gifts.
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00:12:54,842 --> 00:12:58,211
Of course not.
I like to be surprised.
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00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:01,214
What did
Your father get me?
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00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,016
Nice try, grandma.
242
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:04,918
I looked all over
The kitchen,
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00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:06,954
But I didn't see
Any of your cookies.
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00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,288
Yeah, it's christmas eve,
245
00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:10,924
And we've been waiting
364 days for those babies.
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00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:14,027
I decided not
To make cookies.
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00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:15,662
Well, why not?
It's a tradition.
248
00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:16,763
It's just not christmas
249
00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:18,298
Without
Your gingerbread men.
250
00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:22,302
Mm-hmm. Well, I figured
You both were too old
251
00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:25,839
For silly traditions
Like christmas cookies.
252
00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:28,408
Where would you
Get a crazy idea
Like that?
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00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:29,509
From your mother.
254
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:30,777
Mom?
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00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:34,147
She asked you both
To help her trim the tree.
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00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:36,716
Evidently,
You were too busy.
257
00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:39,019
Grandma,
The tree got decorated.
258
00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:40,353
Mom did a great job.
259
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:43,123
That's exactly what it was--
A job.
260
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:45,325
She had to do it alone,
261
00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:47,427
But had she
Decorated that tree
262
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:51,398
With the both of you,
You know what that would be?
263
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,366
What?
264
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:54,834
Christmas.
265
00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:20,160
Wow, peachy keen idea,
Big guy.
266
00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:22,729
Ha ha. So,
How do I look?
267
00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:25,832
Perfect. The hat
Looks great, the beard,
268
00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:31,038
Except I think you
Went a little overboard
On the stuffing.
269
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:33,140
I didn't use
Any stuffing.
270
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:39,012
Did I mention
The hat looks great?
271
00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:41,148
Come on.
It's almost 8:00.
272
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,783
Haul your elfin butt
Up here.
273
00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:45,285
What's the rush?
274
00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:46,786
Oh, uh, heh heh.
275
00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:47,820
I don't want
To disappoint
276
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,389
All the neighborhood
Children.
277
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:55,262
Okay, ah!
278
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:56,329
Okay.
279
00:14:56,396 --> 00:15:00,033
Feet, feet, feet!
Watch the feet!
280
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,568
Get on your side
Of the sleigh.
281
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:03,703
Okay.
Alright. Sit.
282
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,672
Okay.
Okay, ready?
283
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,274
Ready!
Okay.
284
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,157
Oh...
285
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:27,827
Doesn't the neighborhood
Look beautiful?
286
00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:30,430
So many
Decorated houses.
287
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:33,866
Heh. They don't
Stand a chance.
288
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,036
Of what?
289
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:39,306
Uh, of making
People happy.
290
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,041
Oh.
291
00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:42,609
Hey, you know...
292
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:44,544
My arm
Is getting tired.
293
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:45,845
Mine, too.
294
00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:48,115
Okay, quick switch.
295
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,260
Hmm.
296
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:03,930
Looks like that tawdry
Contest committee
From channel 6
297
00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:05,765
Is judging
Zoohair's house.
298
00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:07,034
Committee?
299
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,469
Yeah. For
A decorating contest.
300
00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:10,570
Can you believe that?
301
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:13,073
Some people actually
Decorate their roofs
302
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,541
Solely for
Monetary gain.
303
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:15,608
No!
304
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,277
Yeah.
305
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:22,049
Hey, why is
That committee
Coming over here?
306
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:24,551
Quick. Keep waving.
Keep waving.
307
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:26,386
Well, carl,
308
00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:29,056
Did you enter us
In that contest?
309
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:30,257
Might have.
310
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:31,624
[gasps]
311
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:34,194
How could you?
312
00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:36,463
You said you were
Doing this for me!
313
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:37,697
Well--
314
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:38,898
[creaking]
315
00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:40,433
Whuh-oh.
316
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,069
What's the matter?
317
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:45,938
This roof may
Not be strong enough
318
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,241
To hold the combined
Weight of this sleigh,
319
00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:52,312
An elf, and
A more portly
Than anticipated santa.
320
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:55,682
Are we going
To fall through?
321
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,850
[loud creaking]
322
00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:59,352
Yep.
323
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:00,453
Aah!
324
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:03,690
Aah!
325
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:22,008
Oh, my goodness!
326
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:23,243
Oh! Ooh ooh!
327
00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:26,146
Oh! Oh.
328
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,684
Look what we did.
329
00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:52,905
Well, uh, eddie and I
330
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:56,976
Finally got the bed
Back upstairs.
331
00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:59,212
That's nice.
332
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:02,349
Later on, we'll put
A tarp over this hole
333
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:03,516
So the snow
Won't fall through.
334
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,719
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good idea.
335
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:08,221
You're upset,
Aren't you?
336
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:10,257
Of course I am!
337
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:12,292
You besmirched
Christmas.
338
00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:14,060
You tried
To deck your halls
339
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:16,062
With wads of dollars.
340
00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:17,364
Well, steve--
341
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:20,066
It's bad enough
That your motive
Was greed.
342
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:22,802
What's far worse
Is that you lied to me.
343
00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:24,271
Well, not really.
You see--
344
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:28,308
You said you cared
About christmas
And little kids
345
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:30,877
And making people happy,
346
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:34,314
But you didn't
Care about any
Of those things.
347
00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:37,250
All you wanted was money.
348
00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:41,488
Aw, steve, I didn't--
349
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:44,624
Don't touch me, you
Greedy little grinch!
350
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:52,499
You know, I may be clumsy,
And I may be annoying,
351
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,601
But I'm a straight shooter,
352
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:58,070
And I don't lie
To people, carl.
353
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:02,275
No, you don't,
And I shouldn't, either.
354
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:05,645
Yes, carl, and
Especially on christmas.
355
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:11,083
Why, now's the time
To celebrate friendship,
356
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,886
Not take advantage of it.
357
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:16,055
You're right, steve...
358
00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:18,090
And I'm sorry.
359
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,626
You are?
360
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:23,596
Yep. I know it
Will be a long time
Before you forgive me,
361
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,465
But dig deep
In your heart--
362
00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:27,767
I forgive you,
Big guy.
363
00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:31,604
You'll give me
Your word of honor
364
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:35,107
That you'll never lie
To me again?
365
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,376
No.
366
00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:39,379
See? You're
Being honest already.
367
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,259
Open this.
Oh, honey!
368
00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:54,026
Honey, thank you
So much.
369
00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:55,728
Now, then...
370
00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,131
Oh, man.
371
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:03,336
Eddie, I heard you
And laura undecorated
The tree last night.
372
00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:04,704
That's right.
373
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:07,907
What in the sam hill
Did you do that for?
374
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,942
To redecorate it
With mom.
375
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:12,579
Like we do every year.
376
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,847
[carl]
Aw, now
That's nice.
377
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:15,882
Very nice.
378
00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:17,917
I'm so proud
Of my kids.
379
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:22,221
Fresh hot cookies,
Everybody.
380
00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:23,856
Oh! Ooh!
381
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,425
They look delicious.
382
00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:27,727
Thanks, grandma. I knew
You would come through.
383
00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:30,563
I'll set them over here
By the fireplace.
384
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,368
* joy to the world *
385
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:38,338
* the lord has come *
386
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:40,340
* let earth *
387
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:41,808
* receive *
388
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:44,577
* her king *
389
00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:47,314
* let every heart *
390
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:50,350
* prepare him room *
391
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:52,752
* and heaven
And nature sing *
392
00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:55,788
* and heaven
And nature sing *
393
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:58,257
* and heaven *
394
00:20:58,325 --> 00:21:00,693
* and nature sing **
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