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[thunder]
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[t.V. Announcer]
And we just got word
The seniors' golf classic
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Has been rained out today.
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Oh!
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So we'll switch live
To hawaii
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For the bikini
Suntan finals!
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Hey, alright!
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[dance music plays]
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Hey, dad.
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Oh--trash.
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Ooh, sweetheart,
You look great.
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Thanks.
Mom called from work
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And said there's
A part-time opening
At ferguson's.
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I'm gonna see if
I can get an interview.
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Hey, well, sweetheart,
Maybe you should it's pouring.
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Uh-huh, I've been waiting
For a job to open up for weeks.
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I'm ready, I'm psyched,
I'm primed.
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[thunder]
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I'm staying home.
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I don't blame you,
Sweetheart.
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High winds,
Torrential rains,
Lightning, thunder,
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Only a crazy fool
Would go out on
A day like this.
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Hi dee ho!
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Hey, steve,
Where's your tuna boat?
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Hee hee hee!
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[snorts]
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Steve, you're actually
Going out on a day like this?
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Of course. Today's opening
Day at bug world.
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Ooh, and the first
100 people
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Get a free box of chocolate
Covered cockroaches.
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But, steve, it's raining
Cats and dogs out there.
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Yeah, I hope I don't
Step in a poodle.
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Oh, a silly
Little drizzle
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Never hurt nobody,
Nowhere, no how.
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[loud thunder]
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[screaming]
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Steve!
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Steve, are you okay?
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I'm--I'm fine.
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The elastic
In my underwear melted,
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But--I'm fine.
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Laura,
So nice to see you.
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Hi, myra.
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What are you doing here?
It's not red tag day.
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There's an opening
For a sales clerk here,
And I applied.
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Oh, me, too,
But I have a meeting
With mr. Waxman.
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Oh, so do I.
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What?
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I guess we're both up
For the same job.
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I see.
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Oh, good.
You're both here.
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Hello,
Mr. Waxman.
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Sidney,
You lose weight?
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Well, I did skip lunch.
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Ladies, I've gone over
All the applications,
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And I've narrowed it
Down to you two.
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Oh, well,
I can start tomorrow.
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I can start this afternoon.
I can start right now!
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I sold stuff
While we were waiting.
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Easy now. Easy. Actually, you're
Both going to start tomorrow.
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What?
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I've decided to give you
Each a week tryout.
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Then I can make the decision
Based on your job performance.
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You're gonna hire
Based on ability?
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Yes. We try to do that
Every now and then.
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Well, ladies,
Tomorrow morning, 9 a.M.
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Well, looks like
We both have a week
To prove ourselves.
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May the best
Gal win.
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Right, I'll see you
Tomorrow, 9:00.
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I'll be here at 8:30.
I'll be here at 8:00.
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May I help you?
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It is really
Coming down out there.
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Okay!
Let's celebrate!
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Chocolate cake,
Everybody.
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Hey, I didn't know
We had chocolate cake!
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I hid it.
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What are
We celebrating?
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Your new job.
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I didn't get it yet. Mr. Waxman
Said it's only a tryout.
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There won't be any tryout once
I have a chat with mr. Waxman.
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Oh, no, ma,
I don't want you to do that.
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Why not?
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Yeah, why not?
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Because it
Wouldn't be fair.
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I want to land
This job on my own,
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Not because my mum and I
Have the same boss.
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Well, if that's the way you
Feel about it, I'll keep quiet.
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And laura?
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Yes?
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I'm proud of you.
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[thunder]
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Steve, you're actually
Going out again?
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It's still pouring out.
Oh, yes.
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Myra and I are gonna go
Celebrate her new job.
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She didn't get
It yet, steve.
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I know,
But my gal's
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A persuasive
Little minx.
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And no offense, laura,
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But people
Respond to perky.
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So long, steve.
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Hasta la bye-bye.
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[loud thunder]
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[screaming]
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Steve!
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Steve's not in
Right now.
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Can I take a message?
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Hey, sweetheart,
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How's steve?
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Not so good,
Carl.
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He still seems to have
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A slight side effect
From that lightning.
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Morning.
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You seem to be having
Fewer attacks.
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Oh, yes.
I'm doing much better.
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Bu bup beh!
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Steve.
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Forget about
That cereal.
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I'm taking everybody
Out to breakfast this morning.
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How can
You afford that?
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I can't. I'm not paying.
I'm just driving everybody.
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No, thanks. You guys
Just go without me.
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Oh, come on, steve.
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You can even sit at the same
Table with us this time.
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Oh, thanks,
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But me and the old outdoors
Just don't get along
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Like we used to.
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Oh, steve.
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Look! My days of being
A human lightning rod are over!
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Let someone else get
Jump started
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By 10 billion bolts
Of direct current.
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But, steve, it's not
Even raining today.
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Yeah.
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There's just two little clouds
Up in the sky.
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Two?
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Yeah, take a look
For yourself.
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[thunder]
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[screaming]
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Steve!
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Steve, are you okay?
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Houston,
We have a problem.
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Hey, steve,
Want to shoot some hoops?
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No, I think I'll just
Stay here and chill out.
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You haven't left
The house in three days.
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What's up with you?
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Nothing.
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Yeah, steve,
I'm no scientific rocket,
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But I think
You're afraid of lightning.
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Well,
Good lord, man,
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I've been struck
Three times.
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I've got a burn on every part
Of my body, for goodness sake.
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So that's your plan?
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You're gonna stay inside
The house for the rest of your
Life?
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Why not? There's absolutely
Nothing out there,
I can't do in here.
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Oh, really?
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What if you decide
You want to be a cowpoke?
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Are you gonna herd cattle
In the kitchen?
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I think not.
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Now, that's true, waldo.
You think not.
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Thank you.
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Come on, waldo,
Let's boogie.
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Okay.
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You know,
A hit of lightning
Might help him.
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My. I've had a slow day.
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I only took in $1,200.
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How's about you?
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[mumbling]
$600.
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How much?
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I said $600.
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Ouch!
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No wonder you mumbled.
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And what a shame
It had to happen
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On the last day
Of tryouts.
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[laughter]
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Interesting your mother
Is laughing up the boss
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Just before
He makes his decision.
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Look, myra, I told you
In the beginning,
I don't play that way.
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If I get this job, it'll be
Because I earned it.
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My, somebody's
A defensive debbie.
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Hi, honey.
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Well, ladies,
I've made my decision.
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Sidney, eat something.
You're a stick!
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Ahem!
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Well, first of all,
I want to say that, uh,
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You've both done
A terrific job.
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Be strong.
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After careful
Consideration,
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I've decided the job
Should go...
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To laura.
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What!
What!
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Be strong.
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Mr. Waxman, there must be
Some kind of mistake.
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Were you on medication
When you made this decision?
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I'm sorry, myra. If there's
Any openings in the future,
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We'll keep
You in mind.
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Look, mr. Waxman, if my mother
Influenced you in any way,
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Then I don't want
This job.
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Harriette had nothing
To do with it.
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You got the job
Because you earned it.
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Oh, this is outrageous.
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I'm sorry.
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00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:41,034
Mr. Waxman, I have to
Admit I'm confused.
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Myra's sold twice
As much as me.
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Well, she also had
Three times as many returns.
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So it's my fault this store
Attracts the wishy-washy?
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It wasn't only
The returns, myra.
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You exaggerated and lied
To your customers.
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You told them they looked good
In things when they didn't.
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00:11:58,018 --> 00:11:59,419
Harmless flattery, syd.
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Just like when I told you
You were losing weight.
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I see.
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Laura, on the other hand,
Cares for her customers.
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She's sincere.
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She develops
A kind of clientele
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That will come back
To this store for years.
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That's the kind of salesperson
We're looking for here at
Ferguson's.
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Very well.
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00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,143
Congratulations,
Laura.
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00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:26,613
What is this
Country coming to
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When honesty
And sincerity
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Are more important
Than the almighty buck?
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Mr. Waxman, I have
To ask you one more..
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...My mother didn't
Try to influence you?
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Not at all.
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I really got
This job on my own?
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That's right.
Congratulations.
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I'll see
You tomorrow.
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00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:49,769
We're not open
Tomorrow.
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00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:53,273
Oh, monday.
I'll see you monday.
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[whispers]
Yes!
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[thunder]
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00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,423
[snoring]
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Carl. Carl.
Wake up.
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[mumbling]
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Big guy.
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Big guy.
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Carl, wake up.
Wake up, wake up.
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Big guy, wake up.
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Aaahhh!
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00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:43,924
What's going on?
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00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:45,525
Oh, good.
You're awake.
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00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:49,796
Steve, what are
You doing in our bedroom?
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00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:50,797
Well...
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I'm scared
Of the lightning.
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00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:55,735
Steve, I am pulling
A double shift tomorrow.
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00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:58,638
Please, I need my sleep.
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Alright.
You go ahead.
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00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,841
I'll just
Snooze under here.
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00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:03,576
Just me and the
Dust bunnies.
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00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,679
[screams]
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00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:07,948
Get out of my bedroom!
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00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:10,483
But, carl...
Get out! Get out! Get out!
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00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:21,794
Carl, he's obviously
Very upset.
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00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,364
I think we ought
To talk this out.
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00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,306
Oh, alright.
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00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:39,579
Sit down.
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00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:45,718
Now look, steve,
257
00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:48,121
You have been hit
By lightning three times,
258
00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:50,290
So I can understand
Your fears,
259
00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:52,792
But you haven't been out
Of this house for a month.
260
00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:54,061
A week.
261
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:55,562
It seems longer.
262
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,132
Steve,
263
00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:01,368
If you never
Go outside again,
264
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:04,972
Well, just think of all the
Wonderful things you'll miss.
265
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,306
Like what?
266
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:09,676
Well, the warm sunshine
On your face.
267
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,812
Picnics,
268
00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:14,747
Swimming...
Oh.
269
00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:15,815
Baseball games...
270
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:17,050
Ooh.
271
00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:19,286
Moonlit walks
With myra...
272
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,221
Ooh--my fave.
273
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:25,058
Oh, but going outside
Is too risky.
274
00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:29,529
You know, steve...
275
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:34,201
I am very
Disappointed in you.
276
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,236
You are?
Yes, I am.
277
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:38,938
This is not the
Steve urkel that I've come to
Know
278
00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:40,340
And tolerate.
279
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:44,777
It isn't?
No, it isn't.
280
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:47,214
Steve urkel
The scientist
281
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,915
Would wonder
Why he's been
282
00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:51,318
Struck by
Lightning
Three times.
283
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:54,787
I mean, the odds
Of that happening
Are astronomical!
284
00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:56,356
1 in 35 billion
285
00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:58,891
At this particular
Latitude.
286
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,660
Steve urkel
The scientist
287
00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:05,065
Would try to
Figure out why that happened.
288
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:08,401
Gadzooks, man!
You're right!
289
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,737
What happened to me was
A scientific phenomenon,
290
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,573
And therefore, there must
Be a scientific explanation.
291
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,008
Right?
Right.
292
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:17,510
Yes. I'll work on it
In my laboratory.
293
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:21,348
Let's see--I'll need
An electron microscope,
294
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:24,317
A centrifuge,
50 ccs of my plasma,
295
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:26,153
And a skunk.
296
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:28,388
A skunk?
To kill the smell.
297
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:32,592
Oh, big guy,
298
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,527
Big guy's gal.
299
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:36,163
You know, most people
Wouldn't have taken
300
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:38,665
The time to help me through this
Crisis.
301
00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:40,433
You're welcome,
Steve.
302
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:46,739
Consider yourself
Hugged.
303
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,978
The urk man is back
304
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:53,980
And you've got him!
305
00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:55,448
Oh, joy.
306
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:57,284
[thunder]
307
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,589
Rage on, foul storm.
308
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:05,792
I will
No longer fear
Thy lightning bolts,
309
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,494
For I will bend
My brain
310
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:08,961
To the task at hand,
311
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,598
And conquer thee!
312
00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:26,346
Nightie night.
313
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:35,588
Carl, wait up!
314
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,624
Good morning, steve.
315
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:39,058
Fabulous news.
316
00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:40,127
You were right.
317
00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:41,861
There was a reason
Why I've been
318
00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:43,863
Struck by
So much lightning.
319
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:45,498
Iron.
320
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:46,466
Iron?
321
00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:49,068
Yes, I discovered
That the boss sauce
322
00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:51,204
I use to turn
Myself into stefan
323
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:53,406
Is chock
Full of iron.
324
00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:55,675
Now, sure,
It makes me peppy.
325
00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:01,548
But it turns
Me into a human
Lightning rod.
326
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:03,783
Wow. Well, can you fix it?
I already did.
327
00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:06,419
I ran
My blood through
A mr. Coffee filter.
328
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,289
And I got this.
329
00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:11,924
Wow. That's heavy.
330
00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:13,893
Of course.
Pure iron.
331
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,495
But now I can
Go outside
332
00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:17,264
All lighthearted
And giddy.
333
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:21,868
Well, get your giddy
In gear. I'm late.
334
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,871
[thunder]
335
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,706
Whoa, boy.
336
00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:29,176
[loud thunder]
337
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:31,544
[carl screaming]
338
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,399
I told you. Pure iron.
339
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,202
Weren't you listening?
340
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:57,837
Steve?
341
00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,472
Huh?
342
00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:02,141
Come here.
343
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:03,510
What?
344
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:04,311
Come here.
345
00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:05,278
Carl, get a hold
Of yourself.
346
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:08,481
Come here. Come here.
347
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:22,829
Guess what, myra?
348
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:29,236
I'm talking to you
On my new swiss cheese phone!
349
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:30,237
Can you smell it?
350
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:32,872
[giggling and snorting]
351
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:35,742
Oh, I love you, too.
352
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:38,745
Oh, I love you more
Than kitties love milk.
353
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:42,215
Okay. I love you more
Than bunnies love carrots.
354
00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:43,716
Oh, but...
355
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:46,353
Will you hang up
The phone, steve?
356
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:47,887
I'm blowing chunks
Over here.
357
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,492
Myra, I've got to go.
358
00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:55,862
My gloomy roomie
Is whining again.
359
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:58,631
Alright. Nightie night.
360
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,066
[kissing]
361
00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:00,900
[kissing]
362
00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:01,901
Okay.
363
00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:03,169
[kissing]
364
00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:03,870
Okay.
365
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:05,238
[kissing]
366
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:06,973
Oh, okay.
367
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,841
Just hang up
The phone!
368
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:10,710
Nightie night.
369
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,314
Goodnight, steve.
370
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,916
Goodnight,
Mister cranky pants.
371
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,798
Hey, eddo.
372
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:34,166
What?
373
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,735
Whatcha thinking?
374
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,706
If you must know,
375
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:41,173
I'm thinking
How I'd like to be
376
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:45,845
Trapped in an elevator
With naomi campbell.
377
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,847
Aaahhhh.
378
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:48,915
Aaahhhh.
379
00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:50,483
Passenger or freight?
380
00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:54,321
What difference
Does it make?
381
00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:56,623
Well, I wouldn't think
A gentleman would take
382
00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:58,525
A sueprmodel into
A freight elevator.
383
00:20:58,591 --> 00:20:59,559
There's no music, no carpet--
384
00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:01,394
Oh, steve, shut up!
385
00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:10,470
Hey, eddo.
386
00:21:10,537 --> 00:21:11,838
Want to know
What I'm thinking?
387
00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:14,474
No, I don't.
388
00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:16,509
I was wondering
What the world would be like
389
00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:20,580
If it were
Made of cheese.
390
00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:22,315
Oh, god.
391
00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:26,986
I'd have a shack
Made of jack.
392
00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:30,457
A sweater made of cheddar.
393
00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:32,325
Oh, know what I gotta?
394
00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:35,161
A car made of ricotta.
395
00:21:35,227 --> 00:21:37,897
Steve, I'm warning you,
Go to sleep!
396
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:42,835
Ooh. A tree made of brie.
397
00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:44,036
Whoa!
398
00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:49,342
An umbrella
Made of mozzarella!
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