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[slurp]
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[smacking]
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[slurp]
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[slurp]
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And, laura, you thought
You needed a date
To have fun.
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What was I thinking?
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Uh-oh,
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It's high-octane
Trouble.
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Ooh...
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Curtis williams.
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He's good-looking
Trouble.
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[steve]
Oh, please...
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Why, curtis williams
Is a street racer.
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A daredevil thug
Who blatantly disobeys
The posted speed laws.
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Ooh, and I've seen
Him litter, too.
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Man, curtis,
You're the best.
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You're the boss.
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"A" number one.
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Phat. The cream.
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Aces, man,
That's what you are.
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And?
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Super smashing,
Stone-cold wicked?
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That's better.
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You can buy me
An ice cream.
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Oh, thank you.
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Oh, I want him
To notice me,
But I got to be subtle.
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Whoo hoo, curtis,
Over here, baby!
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H-hey.
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How is
The prettiest girl
At vanderbilt high?
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Fine.
Fine.
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I was talking to laura.
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You're kidding?
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I'm fine, curtis.
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Laura, um,
I'm racing saturday,
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And I would love
For your beautiful face
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To be the first thing
I see when I win.
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You want to ride
Shotgun with me?
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[shrieking gasp]
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Laura,
You can't do that.
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Why, it's too dangerous.
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Thanks for the offer,
Curtis, but, uh,
I don't think so.
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What, are you nuts?
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This is curtis williams.
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The sultan of speed,
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The prince
Of the pavement,
The king of--
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Go ahead.
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It's her choice.
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Her loss.
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Listen, curtis.
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Why don't you make
Like a banana and split.
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Laura's not
Interested in you.
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You're spinning
Your wheels.
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Oh, really.
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Hey, fellas!
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What are you doing?
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[curtis]
Ha ha ha.
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[steve]
Don't laugh
At me like that.
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Wait. Wait.
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Wha...Oh! Not my car!
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What? Ohhh.
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Now who's spinning
Their wheels?
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Ha ha ha.
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Oh, boy.
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The auto club's
Really going to yell
At me for this one.
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Alone at last.
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Well, there's no love
Lost between the bears
And the packers.
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We're expecting
A high-scoring battle,
Folks,
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So don't go away.
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[laughing]
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Hey, dad!
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Mind if we watch
The game with you?
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Well, actually,
I was--
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Oh, cool! Mash it in.
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Uh, bobby pritchard.
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But my friends call me
Bone crusher.
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I can see why.
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I'm carl winslow.
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And my friends call me
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Before they come over.
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"Before they
Come over?"
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What kind of
Sorry nickname
Is that?
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Eddie, I thought you
Were watching the game
At waldo's house.
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We were, but my mom's
Watching her "Get tough"
Weight loss video.
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It's called
Eat less and exercise,
You big, fat pig.
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Yeah, well, I don't
Have no weight problem,
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But that's a
Great-looking sandwich.
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Uh, any more where
That came from?
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Ha, why don't you
Just take mine?
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Aw, thanks, man.
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Chips, man.
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[knock on door]
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Say, hey, laura.
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Is my manly, macho
Love-bunny home?
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No...But steve's here.
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Uhh...Oh...
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Why are you
Dressed like that?
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Like what?
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Oh, say...
The wooden footwear?
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Ohhh.
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Well, my stevie
Asked me out to dinner,
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And we decided
To go dutch.
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I had to ask.
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Studying, huh?
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Yeah, but I can't
Concentrate.
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I got other things
On my mind.
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Oooh, tell me.
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It's been ages since
Our last hen session.
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Uh, myra, we never
Had a hen session.
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Then let's get clucking.
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Well, I do
Want some feedback,
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And you're
The only one here, so...
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Dish it, girlfriend.
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Well, curtis williams
Keeps asking me to ride
With him this saturday.
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Laura, listen to me.
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Curtis is trouble
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With a capital "Uble."
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That's just it.
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I mean,
I know he's bad...
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But he does it
So good...Ooh.
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But curtis
Is not your style.
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He's daring...
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Dangerous...
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He tweaks
The devil's nose.
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And I'm?
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A goody two-shoes.
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Well, not anymore.
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I'm riding with curtis.
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But don't tell anyone.
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Hey, guys,
What's going on?
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Laura's going
To ride with curtis.
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[gasp]
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Land sakes, woman,
Have you lost your mind?
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I forbid you
To ride with curtis.
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You forbid me?
How do you plan to stop?
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I'll tell your father.
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I'll break your neck.
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My lips are sealed.
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Come along, myra.
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Apparently, you and I
Are the only sane people
In this room.
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[laughter]
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Man, what a par-tay!
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You know what
I'm saying? Ha ha.
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Yeah, I hated
To see it end.
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Who says it has to?
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[screaming laugh]
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[laughing]
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Shh. You're going
To wake everybody up.
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Man, look,
I'm sorry, okay?
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Look,
What you got to eat?
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I don't know.
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Let's check it out.
I'm hungry.
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Oh, man, look at this.
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Jell-o.
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Fruit. Cottage cheese?
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Man, this is
Old people food.
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Gentlemen.
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We have achieved
Snackage.
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I give you...
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Mallomars!
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Baby!
Baby!
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* if you're
An animal, animal *
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* give me one *
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* give me one **
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Good evening.
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Or is it
Good morning?
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Oh, lordy, a pop quiz
And I didn't study.
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Uh, uh, sorry, dad.
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We accidentally
Knocked over some stuff.
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We cleaned it up.
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Classic robe,
Mr. Winslow.
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Very much in vogue.
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Well, thank you
For the early morning
Fashion critique.
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Now, beat it!
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Sorry, mr. Winslow.
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He can't leave
Without me,
Because I drove.
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Couldn't you both leave
At the same time, waldo?
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Ummm...
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Is that
A trick question?
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Uh, waldo...Bobby.
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Maybe you guys
Should boogie.
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Okay...
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See you.
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Come on, man,
Get with the program.
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Hee hee hee hee.
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Those guys crack me up.
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Ha ha.
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Hee hee hee,
Hee hee hee.
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Those guys
Woke me up!
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We were keyed up
From a party.
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You know.
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Get your boogie out.
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No, I don't know.
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What I do know,
Edward,
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Is I was sleeping
Like a baby upstairs
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Until you, waldo,
And bathrobe boy
Woke me up!
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Dad, we were
Just scrounging
For some food.
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Lighten up.
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Edward, 3:00
In the morning
Is not the time
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To bring your friends
Over here
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To eat me
Out of house and home.
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Dad, when I had
My own place,
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I had friends
Coming and going
Whenever I wanted.
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News flash!
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You're not in
Your place anymore.
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Why don't you
Just post a schedule
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That says
When I'm allowed
To have a life?
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Well, I just might,
Young man,
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Because I think
You're trying to
Take over this house!
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What?
Dad, I chip in here.
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I mean, I help out.
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Doesn't my
10 bucks a month
Count for anything?
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First of all,
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You're
Two months behind.
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Second of all...No!
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You always do this,
Dad.
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You always treat me
Like a little kid.
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In case you've forgotten, I'm in
College now.
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Well, then, son, you
Should be smart enough
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To show some respect.
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And that's exactly
What you will do
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As long as
You're under my roof.
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00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:05,505
Well, that's fine.
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00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:06,573
I guess, in that case,
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I might have
To find a new roof!
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00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:10,610
Wha--it, uh...
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00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:26,927
Look, curtis,
It's the car
From the circus.
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00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:28,996
Yeah. And here comes the clown.
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Ha ha ha ha.
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Zip it.
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A word with you,
Williams?
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00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:39,807
What do you want,
Urkel?
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I want
Your assurance
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That you won't let laura
Ride with you
This saturday.
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00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:46,046
Now, why would I
Do that?
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Yeah,
Why would he do that?
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Because drag racing
Is dangerous.
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I don't want laura
To get hurt.
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Pardon me while I scoff.
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Scoffing.
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Hey, man. I never lose, and I
Never crash.
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00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:04,531
So, there.
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Very well.
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00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:08,769
You leave me
No choice.
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00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:10,771
I hereby
Challenge you
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To a drag race.
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00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:13,540
What?
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You heard me.
A drag race.
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00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:17,945
This saturday.
My car against yours.
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00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,948
But not in the streets
Like animals.
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00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:23,483
We'll go
To skeleton flats raceway,
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00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:25,853
Where we can get
Proper supervision,
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00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:30,657
A corn dog,
And a chilled beverage.
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00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:33,393
Urkel,
You drive a golf cart
With windows.
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00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:36,229
I could beat it
On foot.
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00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:38,766
Okay, then prove it.
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00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:42,069
If I win,
Laura never sets foot
In your car.
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00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,436
And if I win?
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00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:45,973
Well, you get my isetta.
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00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:49,442
What?
I don't want
That piece of junk.
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00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:50,577
Well, okay.
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00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:52,645
I'll sweeten the pot.
262
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:56,283
If you win,
You get my isetta,
Plus...
263
00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:59,319
500 bucks...Cash.
264
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,587
No way.
265
00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:03,857
You're on.
You're on.
266
00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:05,358
But, urkel, you don't
Stand a chance.
267
00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:09,897
Your car
Can't do 0 to 60
In a weekend.
268
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:12,265
Oh, sure, laugh.
269
00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:14,534
But I think,
With a little tinkering,
270
00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:16,269
I can improve
Its performance.
271
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:21,842
And by this weekend,
She'll be a lean, mean,
Muscle machine.
272
00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:40,160
[music playing]
273
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:43,163
How you doing, carl?
274
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:45,732
Oh, just fine, sweetheart.
Loving it.
275
00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:47,100
Only 20 more minutes.
276
00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:48,335
Is that all?
277
00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:49,502
Yeah, baby.
278
00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:55,042
Hi, mom.
Hi, baby.
279
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:55,976
Hi, dad.
280
00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:57,577
We've got to stop.
281
00:12:57,644 --> 00:13:00,313
Our son is here.
282
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:04,885
Hi, edward.
283
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:07,787
Uh, mom, do you mind
If I talk to dad alone?
284
00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:09,756
We're in the middle
Of our exercise.
285
00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:12,559
Honey,
It sounds important.
286
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,261
Father and son
Stuff.
287
00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:17,797
Okay, but after
You finish your talk,
288
00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:18,866
We'll finish
Our workout.
289
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:19,933
Oh, yeah.
290
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,801
And this time,
No goofing off.
291
00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,203
Uh-uh, no, no.
292
00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:32,645
Sofa, sofa.
293
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:34,581
[coughs]
294
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,389
What's on your mind,
Son?
295
00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:43,823
Well, dad,
296
00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:45,658
After our talk
The other night,
297
00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:47,260
I went apartment hunting.
298
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,662
Can't wait to be
On your own?
299
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:51,064
Well, that was the plan,
300
00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:52,900
But the only apartment
I could afford
301
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:56,103
Had a shower curtain
For a front door.
302
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,838
Well,
It's tough out there.
303
00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:02,042
So, let me guess.
304
00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:03,944
You want to borrow
Some money.
305
00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:06,914
No, actually,
I want to give you some.
306
00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:08,248
Just a second.
307
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:11,118
I think the exercising
Has affected my hearing.
308
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,820
Did you say you want
To give me money?
309
00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:15,155
Yeah.
310
00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:17,057
I thought
We could compromise.
311
00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:19,592
Look, what if I gave you
$250 a month for rent?
312
00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:22,429
Ooh, I like
Where this is going.
313
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,597
Will you cut me some slack
On staying out late
314
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:26,033
And bringing
My friends over?
315
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:29,236
Oh, edward,
Edward, edward.
316
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:31,304
This thing
Is not about money.
317
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,573
It's about being
Responsible, son.
318
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,208
About acting
Like an adult.
319
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:37,477
I know.
That's why I'm offering
320
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,479
To pull some
Of the financial weight
Around here.
321
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:42,649
Well,
That's commendable,
And I respect that.
322
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,952
And, in the spirit
Of compromise,
323
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:48,421
I'll accept $100
A month from you,
Okay?
324
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:49,422
Cool.
325
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:50,457
And in that same spirit,
326
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:52,825
I guess I can call
When I'll be late
327
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,929
And be more considerate
About what time I bring
My friends over.
328
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,830
Well,
That sounds fair.
329
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:58,865
Deal?
330
00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:00,333
It's a deal.
331
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,735
Alright, dad.
332
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:04,304
Aw,
333
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:09,576
My boy.
334
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,844
[harriette]
Carl, we've got
To finish our workout.
335
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,913
Are you guys done
With your talk yet?
336
00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:15,382
Uh--uh, no, sweetheart.
337
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:19,852
We still have
A few issues to discuss.
338
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,289
Baskin robbins?
Ooh, I'll drive.
339
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:38,405
The rims, kevin.
340
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:41,641
I want the rims to shine,
Alright?
341
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:42,942
There you go.
342
00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,611
Let's go, williams,
You're up next.
343
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:47,214
Hey, man, I'm ready,
But my opponent's
A no-show.
344
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:52,719
If he's not here
In five minutes,
You win by forfeit.
345
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:53,987
Curtis, my man,
346
00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:55,822
You even win
When you don't race.
347
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:56,923
I don't know, man.
348
00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:58,191
Urkel's up to something.
349
00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:00,693
Nobody's seen him
Or his car in five days.
350
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,062
Relax, champ.
351
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,697
10 to 1
He's still looking
For the wind-up key.
352
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:35,228
Afternoon, afternoon.
353
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:38,465
Good afternoon, race fans.
354
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:39,632
Sorry I'm late,
355
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:40,733
But it's kind of hard
356
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:45,072
To find a gas station
That sells rocket fuel.
357
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:46,439
What is this?
358
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:50,243
This, my friend,
Is the isetta rocketta.
359
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:51,978
Isetta rocketta?
360
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:54,414
That's what I saidda.
361
00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:56,549
Hey, this isn't
A regulation vehicle.
362
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:59,686
So? I'm not a regulation kind of
Guy.
363
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,521
Oh, good.
We can race now.
364
00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:03,823
The nerd's here.
365
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:04,857
Forget it.
366
00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:06,693
This thing
Is an embarrassment.
367
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:08,561
May I borrow that please?
368
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,230
Thank you.
369
00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:12,865
May I have
Your attention, please?
370
00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:15,202
Curtis williams
371
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:17,904
Is refusing to race.
372
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:19,906
Could it be he's...
373
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:21,341
Chicken?
374
00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:23,610
[clucking]
375
00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:27,114
Give me that.
376
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:33,853
The race is on.
377
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,255
You're going to lose, urkel.
378
00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:37,624
That car is all flash
And no dash.
379
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:41,828
All flash
And no dash.
380
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,596
Oh, get a life...
381
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,365
Echo boy.
382
00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:51,504
Look at my stevie.
383
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,141
He cuts such
A dashing figure.
384
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:56,509
Think I have time
To give him
A hickey?
385
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,245
If steve hadn't meddled
In my love life,
386
00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:01,214
I'd be in curtis' car
Right now.
387
00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:03,316
Well, excuse me, missy,
388
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:06,052
But my stevie
Doesn't care about
Your love life.
389
00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:08,020
He thinks of you
As a friend.
390
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,190
Steve gets jealous
Of every guy I meet.
391
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:11,691
Not anymore, girlfriend.
392
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:14,361
Not since this cowgirl
Rode into town.
393
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:17,397
I'll have you know,
Steve bet his car
And $500
394
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:18,565
Just to keep you
From riding.
395
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:19,499
He did?
396
00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:21,968
Yes, he's out there
Risking his life
397
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,270
To protect you.
398
00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:24,637
Well, I didn't know that.
399
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:26,173
Well, now you do.
400
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:44,351
[screaming]
401
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,875
[siren blaring]
402
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:19,419
Out of my way!
403
00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:23,956
Steven, are you okay?
404
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:25,024
I...
405
00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:26,293
I'm--I'm--
I'm not sure.
406
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:29,061
Quick, what's
The square root of 5,184?
407
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:30,096
72.
408
00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:31,464
Oh, he's fine.
409
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:33,266
Where did urkel get
That rocket engine?
410
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:34,967
That baby really cooks.
411
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:38,037
Curtis, aren't you even
Going to ask if he's okay?
412
00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:40,072
Oh, yeah. Is he okay?
413
00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:43,042
Curtis, you said that when you
Race
No one gets hurt.
414
00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:44,143
Correction.
415
00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:46,379
I said I never get hurt.
416
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:48,214
That could've been your car that
Crashed
417
00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:49,449
And I could have been
With you.
418
00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:51,418
Yeah, but you weren't.
419
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:55,154
That's right,
Thanks to steve.
420
00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:58,157
Steve, I realize now
That I was crazy
421
00:20:58,224 --> 00:21:00,493
To want to ride
With curtis.
422
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,161
I'm lucky to have
A friend like you
423
00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:04,297
Watching out for me.
424
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:06,333
Aw, shucks.
425
00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:09,201
Thanks, steve.
426
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,803
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
427
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:13,473
You want to thank him,
Send him a card.
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