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[doorbell rings]
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Yoo-hoo, winslows!
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Yippety-hoo!
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Come on, carl.
We have to let him in.
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Do we? Can't
We just skip
The middle man
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And check right
Into the mental
Institution?
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We promised his folks
We'd look after him
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While they
Were in russia.
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Russia, what a place--
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War-torn, freezing cold,
Dark and gloomy, no food.
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Yeah. Steve's folks
Took the easy way out.
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[doorbell rings]
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Hi-dee-ho.
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Your wait is over,
Wins-lumps.
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I'm finally here.
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Great.
Great.
Great.
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Agh!
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Agh!
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Agh! Oh!
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Wait! Wait!
Wait!
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Steve! Steve!
Steve! Steve!
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Watch yourself.
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Whew! That was easy.
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What's in
The box, steve?
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Everything I own
That's unbreakable.
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Everything you own
Has to be unbreakable.
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This box has been packed
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By a remarkable
New process
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I like to call
Urkel-squashilization,
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Patent pending.
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70 cubic yards
Of my belongings
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Compacted under 10,000
Pounds of pressure
Per square inch.
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[maniacal]
Ah ha ha ha!
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Lord...
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Carl winslow here.
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You--you remember me.
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I spoke to you
A few months ago
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When I passed
That kidney stone.
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Well...
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I need your help again,
Lord.
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This time it's...
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Steve urkel...
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An even bigger pain.
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Could you give us
A little sign, lord,
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That tells us when
Steve urkel moves in,
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He won't destroy
Our little home?
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Whoo!
Aah!
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Aah!
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I guess that's a no.
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Ha. Urkel-squashilization.
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Yeah. I'd like to do
Some urkel-squashilization.
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Damn!
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Hi, uncle carl.
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Hey, rich.
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Freeze!
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What?
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What you got up
Under there?
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Nothing.
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Mm-hmm.
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Don't look now,
But nothing's tail
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Is sticking out
From under your jacket.
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Aw, now, rich...
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I said you couldn't
Bring that cat
Into this house.
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But I love mr. Buttons.
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I love whitney houston,
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But she's not living
With us.
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If she rubbed up
Against your leg,
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Wouldn't you
Try sneaking her in?
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Uncle carl?
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Uncle carl!
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Hmm? Uh, richie,
Mr. Buttons has to go now.
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Ah!
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Oh! Whoa!
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[meow]
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What's going on?
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I was just mauled
By a vicious stray cat.
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I don't think
Mr. Buttons likes you,
Uncle carl.
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Well, boohoo hoo.
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Get him out.
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Carl, why
Are you so grumpy?
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Oh, well, now,
Let's see, harriette.
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What could be
Making me so grumpy?
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Steve moving in?
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Ding! Ding-ding-ding-
Ding-ding-ding!
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Tell her what
She's won, johnny!
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Carl, I've got an idea.
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We can't shoot him.
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I'm a cop.
It's frowned upon.
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Let's go up to lake geneva
For the weekend?
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We could camp and relax
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While steve
Gets settled in here.
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Oh, no. I can't go.
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I'm working security
Detail tonight.
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We'll just go ahead
And set up the campsite.
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You come
When you're done.
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Oh, I don't know.
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Maybe I'll just
Find a quiet spot
In the house.
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[accordion plays]
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* roll out
The barrel *
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* we'll have
A barrel
Of fun *
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* roll out
The barrel *
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* we've got the blues
On the run *
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* zing, boom, tarrero *
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* sing out a song
Of good cheer *
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* now's the time
To roll out the barrel *
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* 'cause the gang's
All here **
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Start packing,
Harriette.
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[humming]
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Oh!
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[telephone rings]
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Hello?
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Hey, dad. It's me.
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Hey, is everything okay?
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Yep. Campsite's
All set up.
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Great. I'll be there
In a couple hours,
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Then we'll get down
To basics,
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Back to the land,
Bonding with nature.
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Yeah. Right.
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Bonding.
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Say, dad, could you
Bring my blow dryer?
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Oh, and matches.
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We forgot matches.
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Later, dad.
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Ahem!
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Eddie?
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Eddie?
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Heh.
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Well, hello, there,
Ranger delicious.
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I'm eddie winslow...
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Outdoorsman...
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Tracker...
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Lover.
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Heh heh.
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That's poison sumac.
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In an hour, your head's
Going to blow up
Like a tractor tire.
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Ohh!
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Steve!
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What have you done
To my window?
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I popped that baby out
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To bring my transformation
Chamber inside.
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I'm going to haul her
Down to the basement
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And set up my laboratory.
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Sorry, but the basement
Is off limits.
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That's my den.
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But I thought you said,
"Mi casa, su casa."
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I said, "Mess
With mi casa,
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And you're out
On your ah-sa."
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But I have
Revolutionary
New experiments
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That are going to--
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I don't want an argument.
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Fine. I guess I'll have
To find someone else
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To share the profits.
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Profits?
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There's a new feature
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That will make us
Both a fortune.
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Fortune?
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Before,
This baby changed
Genetic material.
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Now it changes the size
Of genetic material.
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Fortune?
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I installed
An alpha modulator
Infused
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With a polycarbonate
Amplification
Superconductor.
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Now through geometric
Bifurcation of
The fractal invector,
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I can escalate
The electron particles.
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What?
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I can make stuff bigger.
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No way.
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Way! With
My expando-ray.
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Watch!
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Behold!
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An ordinary
Toothbrush,
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Which I shall
Carefully place
Inside the chamber.
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Voila!
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Shaquille o'neal's
Toothbrush.
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Well, I got to
Hand it to you, steve.
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That's quite a trick,
But, uh...
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Where is the profit
In giant toothbrushes?
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The moola's
Not in dental
Doo-dads, daddy-o.
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Think gold, diamonds--
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Itty-bitty diamond...
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Great bi-I-ig diamond.
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Son!
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Pop!
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Now, there's
Still a few bugs
To be worked out.
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It's alright here
In this component.
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Ah!
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[hissing]
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Oh, oh, my god.
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Steve, are we
Getting bigger?
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I--I--I--
I don't think so.
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Little pinky's
Still little pinky.
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Now, now, now...
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Everything's okay
We're fine.
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Fine, fine, fine.
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Thank god.
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Oh.
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Whew!
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Oh.
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Whew!
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Oh.
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Well, you know,
This little faux pas
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Answered one of
My scientific queries.
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My expando-ray doesn't
Work on living creatures.
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Are there
Any other problems?
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Yes, indeed.
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Now, 72% of the time,
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My expando-ray
Makes things larger,
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But the other 28%
Of the time,
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Well, it seems
To make things...
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Smaller.
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Wha-what happened?
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Uh, in, uh,
Scientific terms
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Or in layman's terms?
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Layman's.
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Uh, we're teeny.
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You idiot!
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Now, carl,
There's no reason
To get short with me.
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O.K., poor choice
Of words.
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Oh, I'm sorry,
Big guy--
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Former big guy--
Little big guy--
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You know what I mean.
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This is the worst thing
You've ever done to me!
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00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:03,363
It's even worse
Than your propane
Nose hair trimmer!
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00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:04,798
Now, that's not fair
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00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:06,266
Because after
Your blisters healed,
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You could whistle
With your sinuses.
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00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:10,637
Come here.
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00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:11,671
No.
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Come here.
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00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,341
Come here!
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Come here. Ooh.
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Don't make me
Use this.
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Toothpicks
Don't scare me.
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I'm a man,
Not a club sandwich.
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You know, carl,
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Sarcasm only
Makes you smaller.
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You--
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Ch-ch...
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Oh, uh...
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00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:35,662
You're right.
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I'm sorry.
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I lost my head.
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It's perfectly
Understandable.
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Don't touch me!
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Sorry.
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00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:47,274
Now, rule number one
Of crisis control--
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Assess the situation.
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00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,643
Now that's
The tip top cop
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I know and love.
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Assess away.
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Alright.
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We're small.
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Everything else is big.
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00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:04,858
Oh, you're good.
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00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:07,995
If we can get to
The transformation chamber,
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00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,798
Can you make us big again?
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Abso-tootle-lutely.
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00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:16,837
Alright.
Come on. Let's go.
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00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:27,014
Hey, hand me that
Bread crumb over there.
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Whoa, mama!
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That is a long way down.
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00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:50,070
Oh, it looks like we're
Going to have to wait
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Until the family
Gets back home.
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Oh, man!
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Two days with you,
Trapped on a table.
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00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:05,853
Well, don't be blue,
Big guy.
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00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:07,287
Don't touch me.
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00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:08,788
Sorry.
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00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:13,060
Well, would a snack
Cheer you up?
270
00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:17,064
Might.
271
00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:21,902
Then let's have a chip,
Old chap.
272
00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:27,074
Yah!
273
00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:28,976
Ah!
274
00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:31,278
Hey, how about
A boost, bub?
275
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,249
Alright. On 3.
276
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,284
Okay. Okay.
277
00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:39,119
Alright.
Wait.
278
00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:44,224
Do we go on 3? Or do we go,
One two, three and go?
279
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,095
I'm not sure.
280
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:52,966
I've never boosted anybody into
Potato chip can before.
281
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:55,302
Why don't we just wing it?
282
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:56,836
Boost away.
283
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:02,910
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
284
00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:04,177
Ow! Agh! Ow! Ooh!
285
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:05,645
Oh! Oh! Oh!
286
00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:07,214
Ah!
287
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,248
Wow!
288
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:11,218
I can see the sink
From up here.
289
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:12,819
Get chips now!
290
00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:14,187
Agh!
291
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:15,989
Agh! Agh!
292
00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:20,160
Oh! I think
I see a--whoa!
293
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:24,664
Steve!
294
00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:26,699
Steve, are
You alright?
295
00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:29,202
It's dark in here.
296
00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:31,905
Steve! Steve!
297
00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:32,940
Agh! Agh!
298
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:34,041
Be careful now.
299
00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:35,909
That thing
Is going to fall.
300
00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:37,410
Look--wh-what--ah!
301
00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:38,511
Agh!
302
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,451
Steve, are you okay?
303
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:45,919
Huh? Uh, ah...
304
00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:47,520
Good news.
305
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:51,524
One chip survived.
306
00:14:57,664 --> 00:15:01,268
Bet I can't eat just one.
307
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,206
Hello?
308
00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:07,407
Hello?
309
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:09,642
Steve!
310
00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:11,544
It's waldo!
311
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,182
Eddie.
312
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:18,185
Eddie, I brought back
Your c.D. Player.
313
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,487
Where is everybody at?
314
00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:21,955
Oh, I know.
315
00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:24,191
Must be out window shopping.
316
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:28,962
Waldo! Waldo!
317
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:30,030
Waldo! Waldo!
318
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:31,531
Waldo, it's me.
Help me!
319
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:32,565
Waldo!
320
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:33,800
Help us, waldo!
321
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:36,203
He can save us!
Waldo!
322
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,437
Waldo! Waldo!
323
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:39,039
Waldo, right here!
324
00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:40,607
It's me! Waldo!
325
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:41,674
Waldo!
326
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:42,709
Waldo!
327
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:43,943
Mr. Winslow?
328
00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:46,246
Urkel?
329
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:49,416
Oh, my god!
I'm 90-feet tall!
330
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:50,683
Help!
331
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,019
Help!
332
00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:58,391
Whoa.
333
00:15:58,458 --> 00:15:59,526
Whoa. Whoa!
334
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:00,660
Oh, ah, ah!
335
00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:02,495
Aah!
336
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,431
Aah!
337
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,333
Aah!
338
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:07,367
Whoa!
339
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,002
Oh! Aah!
340
00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:22,249
[panting]
341
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,017
Carl...
342
00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:26,219
That was scary.
343
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:27,254
Yeah.
344
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,223
You know what scared me
Even more?
345
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:31,324
What?
346
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,693
Hearing myself say,
"Help me, waldo."
347
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:42,635
Hey, mom,
What's going on?
348
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:43,670
No answer.
349
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:44,971
That's a good sign.
350
00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:46,439
I bet dad's halfway here.
351
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,441
He probably stopped
To eat something.
352
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,977
He's probably
In the middle
353
00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:52,479
Of a big sandwich.
354
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,518
What is your problem?
355
00:16:58,585 --> 00:16:59,852
I can't get comfy.
356
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:03,323
Well, steve,
You have a marshmallow
For a pillow.
357
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,258
Isn't that comfy enough?
358
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:07,860
Yeah, but when
I drool on it,
359
00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:09,762
It sticks to my face.
360
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,264
Good night, steve.
361
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:14,834
Aren't you
Going to tell me
A bread time story?
362
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:15,868
Hee hee hee.
363
00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:16,903
[snort snort]
364
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:18,505
Nighty night.
365
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:27,947
[meow]
366
00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:29,282
What was that?
367
00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:32,552
I don't know,
But do you smell tuna?
368
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,788
[hiss]
369
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:36,923
Aah!
370
00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:38,024
Oh!
371
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:39,058
Agh!
372
00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:41,128
[panting]
373
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:42,129
Bad kitty!
374
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,796
Get down, kitty!
375
00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:45,165
Bad kitty! Get down!
376
00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:46,933
Run for your life!
377
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,135
Aah!
378
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,503
Aah! Aah!
379
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:53,506
Aah! Aah!
380
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,807
Oh! Oh!
381
00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:57,544
Aah! Aah!
382
00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,548
Aah! Aah!
383
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:11,291
Oh.
384
00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:12,125
Ooh.
385
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:13,160
Oh. Oh, careful.
386
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:15,428
That's a 40-inch drop.
387
00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:16,363
[panting]
388
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,665
Move back carefully,
Steve.
389
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:20,099
Carefully. Carefully.
390
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:21,234
Aah!
Oh! Aah!
391
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:22,669
Oh! Ow!
Aah!
392
00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:23,703
Ow! Oh! Oh.
393
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,805
Ow! Oh! Ah.
394
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:26,973
Oh.
395
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:28,475
Cover me, carl!
396
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:29,709
Steve, wait!
397
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:34,747
Scat, cat!
398
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:35,782
Scat! Scat!
399
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:36,816
Scram.
400
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:37,917
Ah!
401
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:38,951
Mr. Buttons!
402
00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:40,220
Over here!
403
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:45,091
Beat it, cat!
Beat it!
404
00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:46,559
Get out of here!
405
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:47,594
Beat it!
406
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:48,695
Beat it!
407
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:50,029
Get out of here!
408
00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:51,564
Get down,
Mr. Buttons!
409
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:52,599
Go!
410
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:53,633
Oh, yeah!
411
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:54,834
We did it!
412
00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:56,135
We did it, steve!
413
00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:57,670
We did it!
414
00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:59,339
Ha ha! Whoo!
415
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,349
Way to go, steve.
416
00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:10,183
Ahh.
417
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:11,651
You know what, carl?
418
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,019
What?
419
00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:16,155
I hope richie doesn't
Have a pet snake.
420
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:19,192
Me, too, steve.
421
00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:21,994
Steve, I've got
A confession to make.
422
00:19:22,061 --> 00:19:23,029
Oh?
423
00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:24,096
Yeah.
424
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,598
I got to admit I--
425
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:29,302
I didn't want you
To move in with us.
426
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:32,171
Ah, well, I kind
Of got that feeling
427
00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:35,675
When you sent my picture
To boys' town.
428
00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:40,046
Well, I feel that
I owe you an apology.
429
00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:41,381
You do?
430
00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:42,215
Yes.
431
00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:44,517
Because I failed
To remember
432
00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:49,722
That no matter how
Much havoc you cause,
433
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:51,358
When the chips are down,
434
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:54,561
You are always there
For your friends.
435
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:57,597
Oh, thank you, big guy.
436
00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:58,498
No.
437
00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:00,633
Thank you, steve.
438
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,202
Oh.
439
00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:05,738
This is such
A touching moment.
440
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:08,174
May I weep openly?
441
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:09,609
No.
442
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,145
But would you settle
For a hug?
443
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,681
In a heartbeat.
444
00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:27,994
Carl!
445
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,996
Carl!
446
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,964
What happened here?
447
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:33,232
I don't get it.
448
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:36,869
Somebody want to
Give me a hand here?
449
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:39,706
Eddie!
450
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:41,007
Oh.
451
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,975
What'd I do?
452
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,711
Uh, uh, relax.
453
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:45,912
I'll fix it.
454
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,456
Aah!
455
00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:58,758
Aah! Oh! Oh!
456
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,495
Where'd you guys
Come from?
457
00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:06,032
Well, I--I was born
In green bay,
458
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,233
But when I was 4--
459
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:08,267
Steve!
460
00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:09,302
Steve...
461
00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:10,637
We're big again!
462
00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:11,938
I'm big!
463
00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:12,972
Harriette!
464
00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:14,006
I'm big!
465
00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:16,343
I'm big, harriette!
466
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:18,244
Realizing you
Have a problem
467
00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:22,382
Is the first step
To fixing it.
468
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:25,051
I want to know
Where you've been.
469
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,553
Harriette,
It was unbelievable!
470
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,421
First, steve here
Shrunk us,
471
00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:30,823
Then we had
To sleep on bread.
472
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:33,393
We were almost killed
By a cantaloupe.
473
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:35,328
And a kitty!
474
00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:37,830
You want to run that
By me again?
475
00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:39,265
I don't think so.
476
00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:40,800
I just want
To relax
477
00:21:40,867 --> 00:21:42,469
And enjoy the fact
478
00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:46,339
That things
Are finally back
To normal. Mm-wah!
479
00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:51,644
Whah!
480
00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:52,679
Aah! Aah!
481
00:21:52,745 --> 00:21:54,146
Aah! Aah!
482
00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:55,548
Aah!
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