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Hail! I'm here,
My bodacious doe.
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Hey, steve.
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Want to know why
I'm wearing this suit?
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You're opening for cher?
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Wrong-a-rooney.
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You're looking at
My latest invention--
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The urkel magno suit.
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Well, it's an improvement
Over your regular look.
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What does it do?
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Glad you asked.
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It's a crime-busting
Device.
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Now, let's say
I'm walking down the street...
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Minding my own business.
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And some slime ball
Jumps out of nowhere
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Brandishing a gun.
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Well, am I afraid?
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No, sir.
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I just turn on
My urkel magno suit,
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And the gun flies out of
His hands and into mine.
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[humming]
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Ooh.
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Ooh!
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Wow! You're a human magnet.
I'm impressed.
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Oh, thanks. I got to show
The big guy. Where's he hanging?
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I think he's in
The kitchen.
Okay.
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[metal crashing]
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[screaming]
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It needs work.
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[clanking]
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family **
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[television plays]
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She should win
"Miss bikini."
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She has the prettiest face.
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Face?
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Eddie winslow, were you using
My spatula again?
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Yeah. I used it
To kill a spider.
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A spider?
Will you relax?
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I can't. You're always
Using my stuff.
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I am not.
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Man, you wearin' my socks.
Look. That does it.
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From now on,
No one takes anything
Without asking.
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We have to show each other
More consideration and respect.
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It's like aretha says--
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R-u-s-p--
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I mean, r-e-p...
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R-I-p...
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Just leave my stuff alone.
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Now, ready?
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Ooh!
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Mmm.
Stop that!
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I'm just making sure
They're the right temperature.
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Shrimp always taste best
When they're cold.
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Carl, you're getting
All wound up again.
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Of course I'm wound up,
Harriette.
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Captain savage is bringing
His girlfriend over
For us to meet.
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Oh, honey, I wouldn't worry.
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He wouldn't bring her over here
If he didn't like you.
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But that captain savage,
He's a crafty one.
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He wants to see
How I do under pressure.
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He not gonna promote me,
Harriette
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Until he knows how I do
Under pressure.
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And I'm good under pressure,
Aren't I, harriette?
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Huh? Right? Huh? Right?
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Oh, yeah.
You're a rock.
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Okay, I put the steak
On the broiler,
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Made the salad,
And set the table.
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Oh, thanks, honey.
You want to stay for dinner?
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Well, let's see.
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Dinner with four
Middle-aged adults
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Or a date with
A really cute guy.
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Hmm. That's
A tough decision.
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Have a nice time.
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I better go get ready.
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[doorbell rings]
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Oh. Okay.
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Alright. Okay.
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Captain.
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Underling.
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Well, come in,
Come in.
You've met harriette.
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Hello, harriette.
Hello, captain savage.
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I'd like you two to meet
A very special lady...
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Lois keller.
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I'm so glad to meet you,
Mr. Lackey.
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No, darling.
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Let me explain this
Again.
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Winslow is
Their last name.
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Lackey is my
Nickname for carl.
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You have
A lovely home.
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How much did it cost?
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Well, that's
A little personal.
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Tell her!
75,000.
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Uh, lois,
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For some reason,
I feel like
We've met before.
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I don't think so.
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I probably have
One of those faces.
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Oh.
Mmm!
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What's that wonderful
Aroma wafting from
The kitchen?
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Ah. That's steak
With scalloped potatoes.
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Hmm.
One of my favorites.
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I like just about
Everything.
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Except shrimp.
I hate shrimp.
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Um...
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This isn't real shrimp.
Heh heh.
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It's wax.
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That is the most
Delicious-looking cake
I've ever seen.
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Thanks.
It's a double dutch
Chocolate bavarian cream.
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It's my midterm
For pastry 101.
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But this old stove
Is so fussy
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That baking this cake
Was no piece of cake.
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It doesn't matter,
Waldo.
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I'm sure you're going
To get an "A".
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Really?
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I wonder what
An "A" looks like.
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I always get it confused
With that letter
From the alphabet.
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Hey, after I help you
Do your laundry,
Let's go see a movie.
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Cool.
What do you wannasee?
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Anything,
As long as I'm with you.
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Who's in that?
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Let's just do
Your laundry.
Cool.
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Hey.
Hey.
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Bye, guys.
Later.
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Man, shooting hoops
Makes me hungry.
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Me, too.
I could eat
A whole cheese wheel.
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Hey.
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Waldo baked a cake.
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Well, you sure he won't mind
If we have some?
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Nah. He's always
Whipping up stuff.
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Well, in that case...
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Shall I do the honors?
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Ha ha!
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Whoo.
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Man.
That was cake.
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Heh!
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Tell me about it.
I had six slices.
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You going to eat
That last piece?
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Nah. I don't want
To be a pig.
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Hee hee hee hee!
A pig. Good one. Good one.
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[sighs]
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[steve]
Hey, guys.
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Guys, what's up?
We're going to the movies.
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But I want to check
My midterm before we leave.
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Midterm?
Yeah, it's in the fridge.
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I baked a luscious
Double dutch chocolate
Bavarian cream cake.
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Heh. Heh heh.
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Did you hear that,
Steve?
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Waldo baked a cake
For his midterm.
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Sure did. Sure did.
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Ooh. I bet it tastes
Fantastic.
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Oh, safe bet.
Safe bet.
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I better check it
Before we hit the movies.
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Whoo!
Whoo!
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Uh, waldo,
Before you go to the fridge,
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I think there's something
You should know. Ooh!
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Why do I need to know--
Ooh?
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What he meant to say is,
Don't put butter
On your popcorn.
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It's all fat.
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But what about my cake?
Hey, I'll check on it.
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Besides, you guys
Don't want to miss
The movie.
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What are you
Going to see?
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Anything, as long as
I'm with you.
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I think it's foreign.
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Max picked it out.
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Don't ask.
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Eddie, why didn't you
Tell waldo the truth?
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Are you crazy?
You've seen how he acts
When I take his stuff.
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Now, eddo,
We all know waldo
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Isn't a nuclear physicist,
But I'm willing to bet
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He's going to notice
The cake is missing!
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No, he won't,
Because tomorrow
There's going to be
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A double dutch chocolate
Bavarian cream cake
In that fridge,
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And we're going to bake it.
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[gasp]
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No, sir.
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No way in hades
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Will I be a party
To this deception.
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00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,119
I'll go to that
Stupid polka festival
With you.
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00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,924
Let's start
Shakin' and bakin'.
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So, how did you two
Lovebirds meet?
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Oh, it was in church
One sunday.
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I saw this angel,
And it was her.
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So I walked over
To her. I said,
"Excuse me, miss,
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But did you step out of
A stained glass window?"
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How romantic.
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Uh, harriette,
I need your help
In the kitchen.
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Why?
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Because we, uh, uh, uh...
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We need more cookies!
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00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,831
Yeah, we'll go get
Some more, uh, uh--
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00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,332
Yeah.
Cookies?
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00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:09,803
And if we do this together,
It'll give
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00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:11,471
These two lovebirds
Time to smooch.
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00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:14,541
Oh!
Good thinking, winslow.
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00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:16,243
Knock before you come back.
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00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:22,182
Carl, what on--
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Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!
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00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:28,688
Harriette, I've finally
Figured out where
I've seen lois before.
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00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:30,557
Where?
At the boom boom room.
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00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:31,925
She's a stripper.
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00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,370
Captain savage's girlfriend
Is a stripper?
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00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:44,604
Yes.
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I never forget a--
Face.
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Harriette, I was
Questioning a witness
To a crime.
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She came on stage,
And I just happened to
Glance in her direction
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A few times.
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00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:04,124
Carl, what are you
Going to do?
Pretend it never
Happened.
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00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:07,094
You can't captain savage
Should know about this.
You got to tell him.
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00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:10,663
Uh-uh. Captain savage is
The kind of man who
Kills the messenger.
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00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,466
He worships that woman.
He thinks she's an angel.
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00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:16,369
I can't tell him
His girlfriend
Is out there going
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Boom-da-da
Boom-boom-boom.
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00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:26,279
Carl, if it were you,
Wouldn't you want to know?
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I--I--I...
I don't know, harriette.
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00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:31,251
Uh--uh--
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I think you're wrong
On this one.
225
00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:34,754
No, I'm not.
I know what I'm talking about
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You've got to trust me
On this one, carl.
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Okay, harriette.
228
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,661
But I have to go out there
And tell that man
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That his girlfriend
Has a butterfly tattooed
On her heinie.
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I thought you just
Glanced at her.
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00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,172
Well, I'm a cop.
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I am cursed with
An eye for detail.
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So, winslow,
What do you think of lois?
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Oh, she's a fine woman,
Sir. Fine woman.
235
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:05,953
Yeah. She's everything
I ever wanted.
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00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:08,288
She's beautiful, kind,
Sensitive,
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00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:11,992
And she can kill a deer
With one arrow.
238
00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:17,297
Well, those are
Hard qualities to find, sir.
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00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:19,399
I know. That's why
I ain't going to let her
Get away.
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00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:22,435
I'm going to get down
On my knees and beg her
To marry me.
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00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:24,504
You are?
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00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:26,874
Uh--duh--sir, uh--
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Heh heh.
Can I be candid?
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00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:30,844
How candid?
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00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:33,080
Well--well, captain,
It--it may be something
246
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,482
That might hurt you
Very deeply.
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Spit it out.
248
00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,385
Well, captain, y--
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00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:39,953
Eehhh....
250
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:47,460
Captain, lois is a stripper
At the boom boom room.
251
00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:50,363
Yeah.
She's the headliner.
252
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:54,968
Oh!
253
00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:56,369
Heh.
You know.
254
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,972
Of course. You got
A problem with that?
255
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:01,541
Oh, well, I--
I--I--uh--
256
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:04,377
I can't believe
How pompous
And judgmental you are!
257
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:06,713
Oh, but I'm not--
She's an artiste.
258
00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:08,081
My god, have you
Ever seen her
259
00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:10,183
Open a bottle of soda
With her navel?
260
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:13,820
I haven't had
The pleasure, sir.
261
00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:15,722
Why didn't you tell me
About this before?
262
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:18,291
I was going to surprise
You and harriette with
Two front-row seats
263
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,961
To the boom boom room
Saturday night,
But you blew it!
264
00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:22,829
And to think I had
High hopes for you.
265
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,231
Oh, but, sir,
I'm sorry--
266
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:25,899
Save your energy.
Because you're gonna need it
267
00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:27,234
For foot patrol
For two months!
268
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,802
Two months!
Make it three! Lois!
269
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:33,773
Oh. Captain, this is all
A misunderstanding.
270
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:34,975
Come on, we're leaving.
271
00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:36,843
But I was learning
About coffee.
272
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,011
Let's go.
273
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:39,079
What's the matter?
274
00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:40,880
I'll tell you later.
275
00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:42,815
I love your china.
276
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,251
How much did it cost?
277
00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:48,021
Captain--
278
00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:58,932
I guess you told him,
Huh?
279
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:01,268
Ha ha ha ha ha.
280
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:04,671
Oh, I told him,
Harriette.
281
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,907
I told him everything.
282
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,712
I didn't want to tell him,
283
00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:14,881
But you made me tell him.
284
00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:16,049
Carl, I--
285
00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:17,951
"Trust me, carl."
286
00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:22,222
"He'd want to know,
Carl.
287
00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:25,225
He'll thank you,
Carl."
288
00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:27,427
Well, he thanked me,
Harriette.
289
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:31,098
He thanked me
With three months
Of foot patrol!
290
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:32,966
He knows that
She's a stripper.
291
00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:35,268
He likes the fact
That she's a stripper.
292
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:39,106
He's probably
Brought his mom
To the club to meet her!
293
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:42,475
I'm sorry.
294
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:46,413
But you know something,
Harriette?
295
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:52,419
There is
A silver lining
To all of this.
296
00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:57,957
I'd love to hear it,
Carl.
Ooh!
297
00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:02,129
I finally get
To utter the words
298
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:07,500
That I have been waiting
20 long years to say.
299
00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:12,705
What, carl?
300
00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:14,474
Harriette...
301
00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:16,543
[smacking lips]
302
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:20,747
You were wro-o-o-ong!
303
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:34,127
Oh, that felt so good.
304
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,343
[oven timer dings]
305
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:53,646
Aha. One beautiful cake
Coming right up.
306
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:54,681
Mm-hmm.
307
00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:00,987
Hey!
308
00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:04,091
The oven's not hot.
What gives?
309
00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:06,326
[gasp]
310
00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:10,663
Why--why, this thing
Didn't cook at all.
311
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:14,401
Oh, man. Waldo said
He was having trouble
With that thing.
312
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:17,370
Wait a minute.
313
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:20,140
The gas has been on
For 45 minutes.
314
00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:26,413
Do you think
That's a problem?
315
00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:47,367
[whimpering]
316
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:04,083
Eddie, what happened
To my oven?
317
00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:08,221
We were making toast?
318
00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:15,395
Listen, waldo.
319
00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:20,066
We sort of accidentally
Ate your cake.
320
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:21,534
You what?
321
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,704
And we tried
To cover it up
By baking another one.
322
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,140
This is the most--
323
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:28,441
The--the--the most--
324
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,243
Stupid thing
We've ever done.
325
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:33,280
Exactly! I'm so--so--
326
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:36,583
Disappointed that
We could be so underhanded.
327
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:37,684
And so--so--
328
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:40,853
So hurt
That we did this
Behind your back.
329
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,189
Yes!
330
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:49,028
Sorry I had to be
So rough on you guys, but...
331
00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:50,830
I had to get that out.
332
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:55,034
Well, I guess I better
Call the landlord
333
00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:56,936
And give him
The good news.
334
00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:59,172
And I'll start cleaning up.
335
00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:02,475
Hold the pickles.
336
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:05,312
This isn't over
Till the fat lady
Takes a bath.
337
00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:08,181
What?
338
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,851
I know what you guys
Are thinking--
339
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:14,721
You can walk all over me
Because you think I'm dumb.
340
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:17,624
Well,
I have feelings, too.
341
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,759
If you cut me,
Do I not cough?
342
00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:26,433
If you hit me,
Do I not sneeze?
343
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:31,404
And if you call me names,
Do I not eat?
344
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,542
Oh, my god.
345
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:39,446
I actually understood that.
346
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:42,715
Me, too.
347
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,885
Look, waldo,
I'm sorry.
348
00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,487
I really messed up.
349
00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:49,789
I've been
A lousy roommate.
350
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:53,125
But from now on,
I'm going to do better.
351
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,528
I care about you, waldo,
352
00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:57,864
And I'm not going
To take advantage of you
Anymore.
353
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:00,267
Friends?
354
00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:04,704
Well, I guess
The fat lady
Took her bath.
355
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:07,940
Come on.
356
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:11,811
Do it!
Do it!
357
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,787
Okay.
Hey.
358
00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:25,157
You spilled some
On my shoe.
359
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,192
Hmm? Oh.
360
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:28,495
Well, that was
An accident.
361
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,597
Oh, really?
Ha ha.
362
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:33,466
Well, I guess this
Is an accident, too.
363
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,478
Well.
364
00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:47,647
Now, speaking of
Accidents...
365
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,619
[loud crack]
366
00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:01,628
Oh! That's an accident.
367
00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:04,631
Oh, so it's
Like that, huh?
368
00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:11,638
There you go, bro.
369
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:22,415
Ooh!
370
00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:28,421
Of course you know
This means war.
371
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:30,857
Ooh!
372
00:21:30,923 --> 00:21:32,959
Wait a minute.
373
00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:36,329
Do you realize
We're acting like children?
374
00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:37,664
Yeah.
375
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:39,799
You're right.
Ditto.
376
00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:42,402
We shouldn't be fighting
With each other.
377
00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:47,006
Let's get them.
378
00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:02,822
Ha-hah!
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