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That's the last
Of it.
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I'm all packed
And ready to go.
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Edward, you're finally
Leaving the nest,
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But there's something
I want you to know, son.
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This is your house,
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Your sanctuary, edward,
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And if things get tough
For you out there...
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Yeah, dad?
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There's no way you're
Moving back in.
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I'm going to
Miss you, dad.
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Hey, you're going to
Get your new place.
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The last thing that'll be
On your mind is me.
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Give your mom
A hug goodbye.
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Oh, mom, are you okay?
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I'm fine, eddie.
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Uh!
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Um, mom--
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Harriette.
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Did you remember to
Pack your galoshes?
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Mom, it's august.
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Besides, I'm moving
Into my own apartment
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And going to college.
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I'm not a little boy
Anymore.
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I'm a man.
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Hey, eddie, you forgot
Your night-light.
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Ooh. Thanks.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these
Gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family **
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Uh.
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I can't make it.
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Well, we did it.
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We always said we'd have
A place together,
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And here we are.
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Yeah. Cool.
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Huh.
Huh.
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Yeah, boy. Things
Are going to be
Different now.
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We're on our own,
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Masters of our
Own lives.
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Yeah.
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We can stay up late.
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We can sleep in late.
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Yeah.
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And if we want,
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We can live off
Of pizza and twinkies.
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I thought you said
Things were going
To be different.
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Well, anyway, things
Couldn't be better.
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Ain't it the truth?
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Lookee here.
My first piece of mail.
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Oh?
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Occupant?
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Yep, and I didn't
Even fill out
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A change-of-address
Card.
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Wow. How'd they
Find me so fast?
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'cause there's
Only one waldo.
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That's true.
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No, there's another
Waldo,
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But people can't seem
To find him.
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Well, what's important now
Is that the babes find us.
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Max and I have dropped out
Of the dating rat race.
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We now do the going steady
Lovebird power walk.
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Knock, knock.
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Ooh, wait.
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Who's there?
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It's me.
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It's me who?
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It's me, steve.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Oh, my, I got to
Remember that one.
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Steve, how do you
Like our new crib?
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These digs are cool,
Neato, keen, and fab.
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I love what you've done
With the place,
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Except for that wall.
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The wall's staying.
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It happens to hold up
The ceiling.
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No. It's crying out
For adornment,
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A little ooh-la-la.
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What it needs is this--
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Happy housewarming.
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Oh, thanks, steve.
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I hope it's a color tv.
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Come on,
Let's have some fun.
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Oh, here's an idea.
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Let's get down and put on
That funky polka thing.
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[polka music plays]
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Well, here it is,
That cool apartment
I told you about.
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Oh, this is beautiful.
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This is just one of
Our three places.
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The place on the lake
Is being remodeled.
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The penthouse
Is in escrow.
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Ooh, a penthouse?
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Yeah. Hey, waldo,
Come here.
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Meet some new friends
Of mine.
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Hi, waldo.
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I'm kim finney.
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Wow.
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Are you any relation
To kim basinger?
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Ha ha. No.
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The resemblance
In your names
Is striking.
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And this is
Darlene spears.
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Hi, waldo.
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Your roommate is so nice.
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He fixed our flat tire.
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Oh, well, a gentleman always
Helps ladies in distress.
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Hi, I'm waldo
Geraldo faldo,
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And I'm spoken for,
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So you can keep
Your painted fingers
Off me.
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You're funny.
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And it's so nice
To meet a guy
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Who's into being faithful.
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Uh, that's how
We both are.
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Heh heh heh heh.
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Unfortunately,
I'm still searching
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For that one special girl
I want to save myself for.
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One girl?
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You said you wanted
To date as many--
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Excuse us.
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Why don't you
Set two more places
At the table?
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Hold the phone.
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Are those tootsies
Staying for dinner?
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You got a problem
With that?
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Yes, I do. You stroll in
With two lovelies
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When you know
I'm going steady with max.
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What's the big deal?
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Just throw some more
In the pot.
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[gasps]
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Throw more in the pot?
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00:08:05,452 --> 00:08:07,855
Throw more in the pot?
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This isn't
A chuck wagon.
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I made ratatouille
For two.
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Now that it's four,
I have to make
Rat-a-tat-touille.
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Waldo--
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And if they
Bring people,
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I have to make
Rat-a-tat-tat-touille.
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Waldo, you're overreacting.
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Well, can you blame me?
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If you mess with
Ratatouille,
It'll go kablooey.
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But I'll see
What I can doey.
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If you ladies
Will excuse me,
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I'll change into
A clean shirt.
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I'll miss you.
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So, you gals go to
Eddie's college?
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College?
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Eddie said he was a doctor.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah.
He goes back to teach.
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00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:05,813
[knock on door]
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00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:08,949
That's probably for me.
I get mail now.
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00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:14,354
Max.
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Hi, dimple face.
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Who are they?
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Just a couple of honeys eddie
Brought home for dinner.
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You're having dinner
With these girls?
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Well, yeah, but--
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When you're
Supposed to be
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Going steady with me?
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Well, yeah, but--
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I was bringing you this
Housewarming present,
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But things look plenty
Warm in here already.
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And boy, it didn't
Take long, did it?
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You've been here
For a day,
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And I find you
With two women?
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But, max--
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We're through, waldo.
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Wait, max! Come back.
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[crash]
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Ow!
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00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:07,607
Max is miffed.
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00:10:10,978 --> 00:10:12,780
Alright,
Let's party!
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00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:14,481
How about
Some shai?
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00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:16,316
Aw, gee.
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00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:19,252
Aw, gee.
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00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:22,222
Aw, gee.
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Hey, I'm easy.
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00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:25,693
How about some
Babyface?
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00:10:36,569 --> 00:10:37,938
Hi, sugar-toes.
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00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:40,240
What do you want, steve?
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00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:41,441
Hmm.
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00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:43,977
A beach, a thong
And you in it.
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00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:49,116
Oh, painting the ol'
Metatarsals, eh?
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00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:51,785
I see you're using cotton
To keep your toes apart.
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00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:53,721
My mom uses grapes.
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00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:56,523
Grapes?
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00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:59,793
Sure. When your toes are dry,
You have a tasty treat.
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00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:05,132
Thanks for sharin' that.
Bye
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00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:07,801
Now, you run along
And I'll be here waiting
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00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:10,003
While you make yourself
Pretty for me.
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00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:14,842
Ooh! Tell me, baby.
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00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:18,411
Oh, buenas noche, big guy.
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00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:19,446
Hey, steve.
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00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,881
What you got there?
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00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:23,316
Same thing I have
Every friday--
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00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:26,319
Two pizzas for me
And eddie who...
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00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:28,088
Isn't here anymore.
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00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:30,457
Oh, don't worry
About eddo.
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00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,726
I'll hang with you, homey.
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00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:35,662
That's okay, steve.
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00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:37,630
This homey can
Hang alone-y.
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00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,332
Oh, baloney.
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00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:41,869
Now let me just put this...
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00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:46,106
I'll deal with that later.
209
00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:49,076
Now, let's have
A pizza party for two.
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00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:51,111
Steve, you really
Don't have to--
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00:11:51,178 --> 00:11:52,245
I do.
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00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:53,613
I'm as pleased as punch
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00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:56,116
To spend time with
My top cop pop.
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00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:59,719
Speaking of pop,
I'll go grab us some.
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00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:02,890
You don't have to.
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00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:07,394
Mmm.
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00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:08,896
Ah.
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00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:13,100
We need red pepper.
219
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:14,167
Steve!
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00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:18,038
Hey, steve!
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00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:19,072
Oh!
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00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:21,008
Oh. Ohh.
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00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:21,842
Ohh.
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00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:24,311
Oh, I'm sorry, carl.
225
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:26,146
You know,
Being a cop,
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00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:28,949
I think you'd be
More careful.
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00:12:29,016 --> 00:12:30,283
You just sit down.
228
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:33,320
You relax while I
Set up everything.
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00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:34,387
Oh!
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00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,295
Oops.
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00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:44,597
Next time tell them
To hold the carl.
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00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:45,632
Hee hee hee hee!
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00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:47,500
[snort snort]
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00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:03,851
Get off of me!
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00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:06,954
That's your piece.
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00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,063
Steve--
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00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,198
Don't blow your top.
Have a sodie-pop.
238
00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:21,234
I dropped one of them.
I can't remember which.
239
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,971
Let's see.
I went to the fridge.
240
00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:25,772
I pulled it out.
241
00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:27,340
It's probably this one.
242
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,376
No, 'cause I...
243
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,411
Okay, it's this one.
244
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,380
Yeah, right.
245
00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:51,564
I guess that's the one.
246
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,334
Well...
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00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:57,370
I'll just...
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00:13:58,471 --> 00:13:59,572
Oh.
249
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:14,187
Let me help you dry off.
250
00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:17,590
Ah!
251
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,015
It's just a little--
252
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:45,085
Steve, why are you
Trying to torture me?
253
00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:47,120
Well, I'm sorry, carl.
254
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:48,956
I just figured
You missed eddo.
255
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:51,058
I was just trying to fill
256
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:53,626
That empty space
In your heart.
257
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:59,799
Well, what makes you think
I miss eddie so much?
258
00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:01,268
I know you, carl.
259
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,803
You pretend to be
A tough guy.
260
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:05,472
Inside, you're
A big softie.
261
00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:06,473
Oh, yeah?
262
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,308
Yeah. And listen,
263
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:12,212
I miss eddo like crazy,
And I'm just his friend.
264
00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:14,714
But heavens to betsy,
You're his papa.
265
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:17,417
I bet you
Miss him so bad,
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00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:19,752
You feel like
A part of your soul
Is missing.
267
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:21,054
Oh.
268
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:25,692
Well, you're right.
269
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,962
That's exactly how I feel.
270
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:31,064
Well, that's okay, carl.
271
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:34,034
That's how a good father
Is supposed to feel
272
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:36,069
When his son
Goes to college.
273
00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:38,605
I happen to know
Eddo misses you, too.
274
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:39,639
He told me himself.
275
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:40,807
Yeah?
276
00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:42,342
Yeah.
277
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:45,645
Thanks, steve.
278
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:47,914
I really appreciate that.
279
00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:49,382
Hey, carl,
280
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:53,186
We just shared
A warm fuzzy moment.
281
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:57,690
Come on, give me a hug,
You big lug.
282
00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:59,492
From there.
283
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:00,860
From here?
284
00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:02,729
Well...
285
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:09,336
Ha!
286
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:12,539
I feel so close
To you right now.
287
00:16:19,946 --> 00:16:22,349
[crying]
288
00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:26,786
Here's max and me
On our picnic.
289
00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:29,289
It was our
Two-week anniversary.
290
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:30,457
Ohh.
291
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:34,294
You celebrated your
Two-week anniversary?
292
00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:35,828
Yeah.
293
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:37,564
I know that sounds silly,
294
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,432
Especially since our
Three-week anniversary
295
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,035
Couldn't have been more
Than a week away.
296
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:45,004
I don't
Believe this.
297
00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:46,973
I think it's wonderful
298
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:50,743
To see a man in touch
With his feelings.
299
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:56,116
You know, my ex-boyfriend
Called me last week.
300
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:58,285
Maybe I should pay his bail
301
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,687
And give him another chance.
302
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,791
Whoa, whoa, whoa, ladies.
303
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,194
Let's not lose
Our heads here.
304
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:09,129
You got to know
When to move on.
305
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:11,098
That train has left
The station
306
00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:13,900
And a shiny new one's
Rolling in.
307
00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:15,735
All aboard, baby!
308
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:19,272
You know,
309
00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:21,208
I am beginning
To believe
310
00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:22,942
You aren't
The gentleman
311
00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:24,611
We thought
You were.
312
00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:27,980
Yeah. And I'm beginning to
Think you invited us here
313
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,049
So you could put
The moves on us.
314
00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:31,851
What?
315
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:33,386
I would never...
316
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:36,189
But if I did,
Would it work?
317
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:39,192
That's it.
We're out of here.
318
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:42,195
Whoa, whoa. Look,
You got me all wrong.
319
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:45,432
I mean, I could be
Sensitive, too.
320
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:47,734
I can cry.
321
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:51,171
[breathing in gasps]
322
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:54,807
Give me a second.
323
00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:58,511
Waldo,
You come with us.
324
00:17:58,578 --> 00:17:59,579
Where to?
325
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,514
We're going to drive
To maxine's.
326
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:05,185
We're going to straighten
This whole thing out, okay?
327
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:08,621
Come on, waldo.
We'll take care of you.
328
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:12,024
Gee, you're a couple
Of swell tomatoes.
329
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,193
Wait a minute!
330
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:14,827
What about me?
331
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:17,197
Ha! You, you, you.
332
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,998
That's your problem,
Eddie.
333
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:21,701
All you think about
Is you.
334
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:26,939
Hey, eddie,
I'll try and find out
335
00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:29,642
Which one has
The hots for you.
336
00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:48,027
Carl.
337
00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:49,061
Hmm?
338
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,397
You coming to bed?
339
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:53,132
Oh. Yeah. In a while,
Sweetheart.
340
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,134
Honey, are you okay?
341
00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:57,170
Oh. Yeah, I'm fine.
342
00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:59,206
No, you're not.
343
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,410
What makes you say that?
344
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:06,213
There's still cookies
On that plate.
345
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,218
Harriette...
346
00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:13,953
I miss my son.
347
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:16,256
I know. I do, too.
348
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:19,259
The years went by
Too fast.
349
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:23,863
You know, I thought
I could handle this,
350
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:25,432
But I can't.
351
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,100
I mean, my wallet is full,
352
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,069
I have food in the fridge,
353
00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:33,873
And there's no
Rap music blasting.
354
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,575
Why am I so miserable?
355
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:37,277
Remember when
We bought eddie
356
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:38,845
His first two-wheeler?
357
00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:42,181
Yeah.
358
00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:44,484
A red huffy
With long streamers
359
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:47,587
And a bell that rang
Constantly.
360
00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:52,292
Remember how you felt
When you took your hands
Off the handlebars
361
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:56,195
And let him ride alone
For the very first time?
362
00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:58,130
Yeah.
363
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,433
I was proud and scared.
364
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:03,936
Do you remember
What happened?
365
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:04,971
Ha ha.
366
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,473
Yep.
367
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:09,141
He ran into a tree,
Fell down,
368
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,278
And screamed like
A banshee.
369
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:16,215
And what did
You do, carl?
370
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,652
Well, I--
371
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:22,922
I ran to him,
Picked him up...
372
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:26,125
And I hugged him.
373
00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:28,495
Yeah.
374
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,297
Think about it, carl.
375
00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:33,300
A lot of years
Have gone by,
376
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,502
But everything
Is still the same.
377
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:38,137
Eddie's pedaling off
On his own again.
378
00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:40,407
But if he should
Happen to fall,
379
00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:44,110
His daddy will still
Be there to pick him up
380
00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:46,913
And give him a hug.
381
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:47,947
Right?
382
00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:50,617
Right.
383
00:20:54,321 --> 00:20:56,689
You know something,
Mrs. Winslow?
384
00:20:57,790 --> 00:21:00,927
I love you.
385
00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:05,432
I don't blame you, carl.
386
00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:20,413
I love you,
Wally pop.
387
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,615
I love you more,
Maxie poo.
388
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:38,365
King me.
389
00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:39,699
Boy, saturday night
390
00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:42,702
Just doesn't get any
Better than this.
391
00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:45,372
Hey, what do you say
The next game,
392
00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:46,906
We switch colors?
393
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:48,441
[groans]
394
00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:49,676
[knock on door]
395
00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:50,710
Hey, guys!
396
00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:52,545
Dad!
397
00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:56,516
I was wondering if maybe
You and I could hang out--
398
00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:59,686
Yes! Yes. Yes.
We can do that.
399
00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:11,998
[polka music plays]
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