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Ah, oh, ah...
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Ah, ah...
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Ooh, aah!
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Oops.
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Quel faux pas.
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Steve, you don't have
To carry my books.
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Oh, no, I want to.
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Besides,
Carrying extra books
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Helps increase
My awesome muscle mass.
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Does this get you
All hot and bothered?
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Well, one
Of those.
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Well, here.
Check out my deltoids.
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Oh, lord,
Somebody hose me down.
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Myra?
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Hello, steven.
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Laura.
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Well, what are you
Doing here?
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Yeah. You go to
A private school.
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Not anymore.
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I just transferred here.
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Well, you did? Why?
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Because this school
Has something
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My other school doesn't.
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Well, what's that?
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You, my adonis
In suspenders.
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Aah!
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Ohh.
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Ooh hoo hoo hoo!
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Myra...
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Look, I know
We've gone out
A few times, but...
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Don't you think
Transferring
To my school
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Is just a bit...
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Pushy?
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Well, I'm just
Protecting what's mine...
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From hungry eyes
And sticky fingers.
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[bell rings]
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Settle down, class.
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Take your seats.
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Class, we have
A new student--
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Myra monkhouse.
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Hi, everybody.
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Welcome to vanderbilt,
Miss monkhouse.
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Thank you, sir.
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Vir sapientssimus
Etiam aliquid
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Discere habet.
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That's latin
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For "The wisest man
Has something yet to learn."
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And he calls himself
A teacher.
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Alright.
Ha ha ha.
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Good one.
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Grab a seat,
Miss monkhouse.
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Oh, uh, gee,
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I'd really like to sit
Next to steve urkel.
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Will anyone near him
Give up their seat?
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You know,
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That joke's
Wearing a little thin,
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Don't you think?
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family **
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Of all the stupid...
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I can't believe
The nerve of that jerk.
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Harriette,
Is something bothering you?
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You seem a little grumpy.
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Grumpy?
I'm not grumpy.
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Okay, fine.
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But from over here,
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It sounds
A little like grumpy.
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Carl, I have a problem
At the chronicle.
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They want me
To cut my staff
By two people.
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Why?
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Budget cutbacks.
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The order came from
Operations director
Fred rollins.
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The man has a time clock
For a heart.
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Fred rollins,
Fred rollins.
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Have I met him?
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Yeah, last year
At the christmas party.
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Remember you volunteered
To be santa?
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Fred was the one
That said
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They didn't have time
To let out the suit.
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Oh, yeah.
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He is a jerk.
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Carl, I don't know
Who to let go.
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Everyone on my staff
Has a family.
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Well, maybe you should
Stand up to him.
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When times are tough,
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The last thing
You should cut
Is security.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Tell old freddy boy
That when people work hard,
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You don't pay them back
By firing them.
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That's right.
I'm not firing anyone.
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Good for you, honey.
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Aw, I'm sorry
You have to
Go through this.
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Thank you, carl.
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Yeah.
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So, feel like
Making dinner now?
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Well, oh,
Let's go out.
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Hi-dee-ho!
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Hey, guys.
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Steve let me
Carry his books.
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Ooh! Lucky you.
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Waldo?
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What's up?
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Why weren't you
Here yesterday?
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You mean this class
Is every day?
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Yes.
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I wish people would
Make up their minds.
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I waited here
All summer.
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[bell rings]
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Settle down, class.
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Okay,
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Your assignment
For today
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Was to memorize
A humorous poem.
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Ohh.
Ugh. Ugh.
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Who'd like to
Recite theirs first?
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Ooh ooh ooh!
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Ooh ooh!
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Go ahead.
Don't be shy.
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Ooh ooh!
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Anyone?
Anyone at all?
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Ooh ooh ooh ooh!
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Aah! Aah!
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Aah!
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Okay. Mr. Urkel...
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Go ahead.
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Thank you, walt.
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I'll need
A short warmup.
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* me *
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* may *
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* mah *
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* moh... *
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Mr. Urkel...
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* moo *
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* wah wah *
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* wee wee *
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Mr. Urkel...
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* la la lee lee **
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Mr. Urkel!
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Please.
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Very well.
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When father
Carves the duck,
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By ernest vincent wright.
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We all look on
With anxious eyes...
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When father
Carves the duck.
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And mother
Almost always sighs
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When father
Carves the duck.
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Then we all
Prepare to rise
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And hold our bibs
Before our eyes
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And be prepared
For some surprise
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When father
Carves the duck.
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The platter's
Always sure to slip...
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When father
Carves the duck.
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And how it makes
The dishes skip...
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And potatoes fly amuck.
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Squash and cabbage
Leap into space.
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We get some gravy
In our face,
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And father mutters
Hindu grace
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Whene'er
He carves the duck.
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Thank you,
Mr. Urkel.
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Oh, but
I'm not finished.
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Oh, yes, you are.
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Bravo!
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Bellisimo!
C'est magnifique!
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Thank you.
Thank you!
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And to think
That was done
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Without
A proper warmup.
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Figures urkel
Would do a poem
About ducks.
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He walks,
Talks, and laughs
Like a duck.
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I bare absolutely
No resemblence
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To a duck whatsoever.
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You're right.
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A duck
Dresses better.
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Settle down.
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Settle down, class.
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Stop it!
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Stop that snickering!
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I'm sick and tired
Of your urkel bashing.
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Miss monkhouse,
Please.
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No, let me finish, walt.
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I've heard some of you
Refer to steven
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With a certain
Derogatory word,
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A horrible word,
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A word that's
Better left unsaid.
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Nerd. Nerd.
Nerd.
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Steven is not a nerd.
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He's handsome
And intelligent and...
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Oh, just let me
Cut to the chase.
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He's, ooh,
Hurt-me-bad sexy.
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Steve is the wind
In my sails,
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The polish on my nails.
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He makes me glad
To be alive.
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He shifts my heart
Into overdrive.
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Wow.
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I'm not here much,
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But I'd give her
An "A."
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* o solo mio *
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* o solo you-o **
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Ah, buon giorno,
Mi amore.
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Hi, carl.
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Hey...
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What's a-matter you?
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I had my showdown
At work today.
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Oh.
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Fred rollins?
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He wanted to know
Which employees
I decided to let go.
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I told him no one.
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Great.
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What did he say?
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He said,
"You're fired."
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What?
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I lost my job, carl.
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23 years...
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And they let me go.
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Oh, honey.
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Oh, baby.
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00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:23,123
Oh, don't worry.
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[knock on door]
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Ooh, I bet
That's maxine.
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She got one of those
Trashy lingerie catalogs
In the mail,
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And she thinks
One of the models is
Our homeroom teacher.
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Myra.
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Good day, laura.
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Uh, it's not very often
I get to say this,
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But, uh,
Steve's not here.
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Actually,
I'm here to see you.
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Oh?
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I realize that
We've had our problems
In the past,
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But I was hoping
That we could, well...
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Pinky truce.
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00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:06,900
Pinky truce?
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00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:11,638
So long, darkness.
Let in the light.
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I won't fuss,
And I won't fight.
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[sighs]
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00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:19,947
Now, would you like
To say it back to me?
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Not in this lifetime.
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00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:26,353
But please,
Come on in.
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Hello, edward.
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Hi, myra.
Want an apple?
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I couldn't.
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I just stuffed myself
With mung bean.
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Steve says
It's a natural
Colon broom.
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Heh heh heh heh.
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He would know.
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00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,100
Bye.
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00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:41,134
No. Wait.
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00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,702
I need
Your advice, too.
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00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:45,138
After all,
You are steve's
Best friend.
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I'm his only friend.
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So what's
The problem, myra?
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00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:51,311
Well...
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00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:55,115
Steven and I have had
Three glorious nights
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On the town.
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Unfortunately...
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He's always behaved
Like the perfect gentleman.
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Unfortunately?
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00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:05,125
Yes.
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00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:10,530
I want to feel
His luscious lips
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Pressed hotly
Against mine.
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Myra...
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00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:20,607
Yes?
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00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:22,209
Have you been drinking?
271
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,346
Just a little
Aloe vera juice...
272
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,415
To help move along
The mung bean.
273
00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:31,651
Wait a minute.
274
00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:33,987
I got to sit down.
275
00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:39,459
You actually want
Steve to kiss you?
276
00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:41,461
Girl, I'm hurting for it.
277
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,698
Well, I could see
How kissing steve
And pain
278
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,235
Do go hand in hand.
279
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:49,436
Well, myra,
280
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:51,638
Maybe you need
To turn him on
A little bit.
281
00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:53,773
Where do you go
On dates?
282
00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:55,642
The usual places--
283
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:57,444
Movies, restaurants,
284
00:12:57,510 --> 00:13:00,613
The polka
Hall of fame.
285
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:03,016
Okay, well, maybe
That's your problem.
286
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:04,751
Those are all
Public places.
287
00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:05,986
So?
288
00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:07,687
Steve's
An old-fashioned guy.
289
00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:10,523
In some ways,
He's an extremely
Shy person.
290
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:11,558
Yeah.
291
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:12,659
He won't even
Get undressed
292
00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:15,095
In front of his dog.
293
00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:17,898
He's probably nervous
About showing affection
In public.
294
00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:21,234
Of course.
295
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:22,769
Of course.
296
00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:23,871
I need to get
297
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:26,206
My little
Flamingo legs
Alone.
298
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,877
I think that's
The mung bean
Talking.
299
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,712
Thanks, guys.
300
00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:34,581
I know exactly
What to do now.
301
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,853
I'll invite steven over
302
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,521
For an intimate
Rendezvous,
303
00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:44,457
And as sure as god makes
Little green apples,
304
00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:47,260
My lips will be doing
Push-ups against his.
305
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:49,462
Bye.
306
00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:50,931
Ha ha ha!
307
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:52,465
That is one sick puppy.
308
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:03,643
Hi, honey.
309
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:04,711
Hi.
310
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:05,879
What you doing?
311
00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,514
Putting together
A job resume.
312
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,884
Sweetheart...
313
00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:13,053
You know,
I feel really bad.
314
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,287
You wouldn't
Have gotten fired
315
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,223
If you hadn't
Listened to me.
316
00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:19,326
Carl, I'm glad
I took your advice.
317
00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:20,660
Really?
318
00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:22,930
What have we always
Told our kids?
319
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:25,798
Don't slam
The toilet seat?
320
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,267
No.
321
00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:29,702
We've told them
To always stand up
322
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:31,138
For what
They believe in.
323
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,705
I stuck to my principles,
324
00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:34,574
And I feel good about it.
325
00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:38,678
You know something,
Mrs. Winslow?
326
00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:41,181
I am proud of you.
327
00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:44,284
You are a strong
And independent lady,
328
00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:46,954
And I am very lucky
To have you.
329
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,521
Thank you, carl.
330
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:09,876
Stevie...
331
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:12,045
Would you mind
Setting up those chairs?
332
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:15,048
Oh, certainly,
My dainty daffodil.
333
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,877
Let's just
Forget the chairs.
334
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,179
Okay.
335
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:56,889
Lovely evening,
Isn't it?
336
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:57,924
Oh, yes.
337
00:15:57,991 --> 00:15:59,192
Yes.
338
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,470
This ice cream
Is making me
A little cold.
339
00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,639
Do you think
There's something
You can do about that?
340
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:13,873
Oh, sure.
Give me it.
341
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:15,675
I'll slurp it down.
342
00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:24,217
Hey, what gives?
343
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:28,055
We can
Have ice cream after.
344
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:30,690
After what?
345
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,493
After...
346
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:34,761
A while.
347
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,163
Do you realize
348
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:37,464
This is the first time
349
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:39,732
We've ever been
Alone together?
350
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:47,074
Really?
351
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:51,678
Why don't we
Adjourn to the...
352
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,246
Hammock?
353
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:56,316
Hammock?
354
00:16:57,784 --> 00:16:59,719
Mm-hmm.
Come on.
355
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:04,957
Whoa!
356
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,293
Ohh! Ohh!
357
00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:13,166
Whoa!
358
00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:38,691
I don't think
Your backyard likes me.
359
00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:43,763
Hammock?
360
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:47,900
I think
It's only fair
To warn you
361
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:49,702
That hammocks and I
362
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:52,172
Don't get along
Too well.
363
00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:55,108
Oh, you just need
A little practice.
364
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:58,211
Come on now.
Put it right here.
365
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:00,880
Well...
366
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,349
Here goes.
367
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,661
Good.
368
00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:16,896
Now, lie back.
369
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:18,465
Okay.
370
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:19,532
Yah!
371
00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:32,345
Whaa!
372
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,452
See?
373
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,120
It hates me.
374
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:53,933
Steve...
375
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,302
Steve, steve...
376
00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:58,771
Let's try it again.
377
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:00,139
Come on.
378
00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:03,710
Okay.
379
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:05,312
I'll get in it first,
380
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:06,979
And then you join me.
381
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:08,415
Okay?
382
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:09,716
Okay.
383
00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:18,725
Hey...
384
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:20,193
You're good.
385
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:22,829
Join me?
386
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,564
Okay, okay.
387
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,711
Ohh.
388
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,647
Isn't this romantic?
389
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:41,881
A full moon
390
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:44,150
And a sky full of stars.
391
00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:45,285
Ohh.
392
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:46,919
Oh, look.
Over there--
393
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,655
Gemini--the twins.
394
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:49,722
Oh.
395
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:50,857
Ooh, and over there--
396
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:52,225
Pisces. Yes.
397
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:53,626
Kiss me.
398
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:54,894
Oh, and--
399
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:56,463
Excuse me?
400
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:00,767
I want you
To kiss me.
401
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,735
Oh, my.
402
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,136
Don't you want to?
403
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,338
Well, uh...
404
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:07,139
Very much, actually.
405
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,709
Then like
The commercial says,
406
00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:10,810
Just do it.
407
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:15,948
Okey-dokey.
408
00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:20,553
Oh, I can't!
409
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:21,688
I can't!
410
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:22,989
Aah!
411
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:26,726
I can't.
412
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:28,495
What's the matter?
413
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:29,696
Well, if I kissed you,
414
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:31,964
I'd be taking
Advantage of you.
415
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:33,366
How?
416
00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:35,268
Well, I've told you
Before, myra.
417
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:36,969
I enjoy being with you,
418
00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:38,505
But I don't love you.
419
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,773
I'm in love
With laura winslow.
420
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:49,248
And I've told you before.
I don't care.
421
00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:50,817
But...
422
00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:53,052
Doesn't
Loving one person
And kissing another
423
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:54,854
Make me a selfish,
Shallow,
424
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:56,423
Pleasure-seeking cad?
425
00:20:57,890 --> 00:21:01,193
Only if you were trying
To take advantage of me.
426
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,930
But my eyes
Are wide open.
427
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:05,698
And they'll
Stay wide open
428
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,834
Until the moment
You kiss me...
429
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:09,268
If you ever do.
430
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:15,408
Then close them peepers,
Baby...
431
00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:20,246
'cause these lips
Have lost their engine,
432
00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:22,048
And they're coming in
For a landing.
433
00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:36,062
Ah!
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