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Hi, carl.
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Hi, steve.
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Whatcha doing?
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Just putting stuff
Up for storage.
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Ah.
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[honk]
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Aah! Aah! Ooh!
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Aah! Aah! Ooh!
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Help me! Ooh!
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Don't worry, big guy!
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Don't worry!
I'll catch you!
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What am I, nuts?
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Ooh! Ooh! Hurry up!
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Okay. I'll get it.
I'll get it.
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Move the ladder over!
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Aah!
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Ow!
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Oh, you--you--oh!
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Hurry up!
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Ooh! Whoa, whoa!
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Ah! Ooh! Ooh!
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Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
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What?
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You nearly killed me.
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I did not!
I merely startled you.
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It's not my fault
Your nerves are shot.
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What do you want, steve?
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Ah, to invite you and
The entire winslow clan
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Over to my house
Next saturday
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For one of our famous
Urkel hoe-downs.
Interested?
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Oh, gosh!
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No!
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Well, are you sure?
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Dad will throw
A possum on the grill,
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And mom will hand out
The hillbilly garb,
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And we'll all do
The crawdad boogie.
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Hey, hey.
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Hey, hey.
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Hey?
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Well, thanks for coming by.
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I'll toss this right
Back up for you.
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No, no, no!
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That shelf is stuffed
To capacity.
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It won't hold
Any more weight.
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Carl,
That's a beach ball!
A few ounces.
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A moment ago,
You were hanging
From that shelf.
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A weight that
Boggles the mind.
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I don't want an argument, steve.
I'm not arguing.
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It's just common sense
That a beach ball
Doesn't compare--
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Alright!
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Alright.
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We'll put the beach ball
Up on the shelf,
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And then we'll leave.
Okay?
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Hey, it's su casa.
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Okay.
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[creaking]
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Look what you did.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family **
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Look at this mess!
Look at this mess!
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I built these shelves
15 years ago
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With my own two hands.
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That could have
Been your problem.
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Perhaps
You should have used
Someone else's hands.
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Cute. Get out!
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Now, carl--
Get out!
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Now, look,
I realize you're upset--
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Get out!
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I've had it
With you, steve.
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You stroll in here.
You destroy my garage.
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Well, that is it!
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I want you out
Of my life,
And stay out.
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But I've broken a lot
Of your stuff before
And you didn't banish me.
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Oh, yes, I have.
Dozens of times.
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Well, yes, but you
Didn't mean it.
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Well, I do now.
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Now go!
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I can't ever come back?
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Not until I invite you,
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And do you know
When that'll be?
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When hell freezes over?
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When hell freezes over
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And the devil gives
Free sleigh rides.
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Hey, dad.
'sup?
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Well, look who's here.
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My two favorite weenies.
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Hey, mr. Winslow.
Hmm?
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The light's not
Very good here.
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You should
Plug in that lamp
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So you can see
What you're doing.
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The...Lamp...
Is...Broken.
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I'm...Trying...
To...Fix...It.
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Well...If...It's...
Unplugged...
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How...Will...You...Know...
When...It's...Fixed?
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Hi-dee-ho?
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Can I come in, carl?
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No!
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Well, I was hoping
We could mend our fences
And bury the hatchet,
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Let bygones be bygones.
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No way. Forget it.
Fat chance.
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Look before you leap,
It takes one
To know one, and...
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We do chicken right.
Your turn, eddie.
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Uh-oh.
Carl, I'm no expert,
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But you've got bare wire
Touching the metal base
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Of that lamp.
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You're right, steve.
I am?
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You're no expert.
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Now scram!
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Alright, I'll go.
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Ta-da!
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Good job, dad.
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[electric humming]
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Ah...Ooh...Hoo...
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Dad!
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Mr. Winslow!
Carl! Carl!
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Dad, wake up!
Is his heart beating?
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I don't think so.
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Oh, my god, steve!
I don't think
He's breathing!
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Alright, he's not breathing,
And he doesn't have
A pulse.
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Eddo, call 911!
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Waldo, go to carl's
Police bag
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And get me his
First aid kit.
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Ooh...I took a cpr class
A couple of years ago.
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I just hope
I remember everything.
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Okay. Okay. Now...
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Now, I tilted
His head back,
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And I cleared
His air passage,
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And now it's time
For mouth-to-mouth. Okay.
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Okay, now we have to try
And make his heart breathe--
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I mean heart beat.
Oh, oh...
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1 and 2 and 3 and 4,
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5, 6, 7, 8,
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9, 10, 11, 12,
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13, 14, 15.
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The ambulance
Is on its way.
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How's he doing?
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Check for a pulse.
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Nothing, steve!
He's still not
Breathing!
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Carl, please,
We're getting worried.
Come back to us, okay?
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Please, dad!
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[coughs]
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Oh, big guy! Big guy!
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Dad!
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Edward?
Dad, you're alive!
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Hey, eddie, want me
To boil some water?
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Waldo,
That's for babies.
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Oh, like making
A phone call's so macho.
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What happened?
Why am I on the floor?
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Easy, dad.
You got a bad shock
From that lamp,
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And you stopped
Breathing.
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I did?
Yeah. Steve gave you cpr.
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He did?
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Steve urkel
Saved my life?
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I don't know
About that.
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Yes, you did.
Face it, dude.
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If you hadn't given him cpr,
He would have died.
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You're a hero.
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Well, gosh,
I guess I am.
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Yeah.
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Oh, no. We're doomed!
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He's the only one
That knows what to do.
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Dad, are you okay?
Take it easy.
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I'm okay. I'm alright.
Don't make a fuss.
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I'm alright.
I'm okay,
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Thanks to the world's
Best neighbor--
Steve urkel.
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Oh, steve!
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Steve, you're
So smart, man.
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You handled yourself
So fast.
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Oh, thanks, winslows.
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Ooh, such a fuss.
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Oh, steve, you deserve
Every bit of it.
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You saved my son's life!
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You are an exceptional
Young man.
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Aw, you're just saying it
'cause it's true.
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Uncle carl,
Can I bring you
To show and tell?
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Why?
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None of the kids
In my class
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Have ever seen
An almost-dead guy.
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I'll think about it,
Richie.
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Uh, I have something
I'd like to say to steve.
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Would you all please
Excuse us for a moment?
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Sure thing.
Come on, everybody.
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Come on.
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Steve, you're invited
For dinner.
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I am?
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Yes, and I'll fix you
Whatever you want.
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What are you
In the mood for?
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Well, let's see.
There isn't enough time
To pickle an elk.
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Steve, how about some of my
Good old-fashioned
Pot roast?
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Well, gee,
You sure you want
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To tempt death
Twice in one day?
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Pot roast will be fine.
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00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:14,908
Ahem.
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00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:19,446
So, carl,
What's on your mind?
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Well...Steve...
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I yelled at you.
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00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:26,954
I...Told you to
Stay away from me,
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And then you saved
My life.
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I owe you an apology.
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00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:33,827
I see.
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00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:35,996
Well, there,
I feel better.
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Ahem!
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Ahem! Ahem!
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Ahem.
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00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:42,069
Ahem.
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00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:46,539
Tsk tsk tsk tsk.
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00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:47,741
What?
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00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:50,010
You said you owe me
An apology,
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00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:54,014
But you haven't actually
Given me an apology.
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Just thought
I'd point that out
For the record.
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Oh...Okay.
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00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:05,959
Here goes.
Ahem.
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00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:19,006
Steve?
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00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,740
Yes?
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00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,412
I'm sss...
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00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,180
Sss?
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00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:30,517
I'm sss...Orr...
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00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:31,518
Sss...
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00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,353
Orr...
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00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,292
I am sorr-rr...
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Sorr-rr...
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00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:44,231
Rrr...
Rrr...
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I'm sorree...
Sorree...
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Eee...
Eee...
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I'm sorry, steve!
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There. Was that so bad?
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Yeah, it really was.
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Oh.
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Steve...
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The fact is, I'm...
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I'm very, very
Grateful to you.
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00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:12,059
How can I show
My appreciation?
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00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,927
You could lift
The urkel ban
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And allow me to come over
Anytime I want.
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Wouldn't you rather have money?
I have money.
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00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:21,301
Oh, no, no, no!
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Why, I want quality time
With my favorite cop pop.
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Okay.
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00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,978
Steve...
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You can come over here
Annnuunneee...
250
00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:40,988
You can come over
Here anytime.
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Oh, wow!
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00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:48,095
Ohh, wow!
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00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:50,931
Oh, wowie wow wow!
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00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:53,533
Thanks, big guy! Ooh!
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00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:08,115
Hark!
I smell wood products.
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00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:12,252
[muffled]
Steve.
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00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:13,586
Bee sting you?
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00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,224
What a pleasant
Surprise.
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00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,960
Are they keeping
You happy, pappy?
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00:14:22,129 --> 00:14:23,596
Oh, I'll get that.
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00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:24,697
Oh, no, no, no.
262
00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:26,233
I'll get it.
263
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:30,237
It was my fault.
I was clumsy.
264
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:33,040
Well, you know,
You shouldn't torture
Yourself over it.
265
00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:34,908
Accidents can happen.
266
00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:39,212
See? Case in point.
267
00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:40,981
I'll clean it up.
No, no.
268
00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:43,683
Let me clean that up.
No, no, give it to me.
269
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:44,985
No, no.
270
00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:50,457
Uh-oh.
271
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:53,961
Are those pants new?
272
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,128
Not really.
273
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:58,165
I've had them
Almost a week now.
274
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,633
Let me set this down.
Watch out.
275
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:03,003
Wait! Wait! Whoa! Whoa!
276
00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:14,014
But the shirt,
That was new.
277
00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:17,850
Uh...Uh, I like it.
278
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:21,454
I-it used to be
A good color on you.
279
00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:23,323
Steve?
280
00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:25,425
Why don't you
Just take a seat
281
00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:27,927
While I clean up
This little mess?
282
00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:29,529
Good plan, my man.
Mm-hmm.
283
00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:34,034
Oh, but not
In that chair!
284
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:37,037
Sticky.
285
00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:40,740
Ewww!
286
00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:43,343
Ewww!
287
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,078
Ooh!
288
00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:00,293
Eddie...
289
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,561
You okay?
290
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,133
I just can't get
What happened to dad
291
00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:08,135
Out of my mind, laura.
292
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,971
I know.
293
00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:15,175
I keep thinking
About it, too.
294
00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:17,210
We almost lost him.
295
00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:19,446
Yeah.
296
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,114
He really needed me,
297
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:24,117
And I didn't know
What to do.
298
00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:25,485
It's okay, eddie.
299
00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:28,188
Maybe we should both
Take a cpr class.
300
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,592
But thank god for steve.
301
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:35,428
He really came through.
302
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:36,696
Hi, guys.
303
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:37,730
What's up, steve?
304
00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:39,799
Oh, your pop wants a pop.
305
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:41,668
We're varnishing
The patio furniture.
306
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,036
Man's work.
307
00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:47,040
S-s-steve?
308
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:49,176
Yes, my pet?
309
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:53,113
What you did was...
310
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,748
I mean,
The way you...
311
00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:58,051
Thanks for saving
My daddy!
312
00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:09,429
Varnish.
313
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:13,032
Ah...I'll just go
Take off these clothes.
314
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,767
Need some help?
315
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:22,142
I'm not that grateful.
316
00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:28,047
Farewell,
O mistress of beauty!
317
00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:30,183
Eh...Steve!
318
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:31,451
Look, me and the guys
319
00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:34,721
Are going to the p.M. Dawn
Concert next week.
320
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:37,224
You want to
Come with us?
321
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,859
This is a trick, right?
322
00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:41,828
We all get in the car,
Then you drop me off
323
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,164
At the cemetery
In my underpants.
324
00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:50,002
No, man, I'm serious.
325
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,038
Well, eddo...
326
00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:53,206
Since when
Are you willing
327
00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:55,508
To be seen
In public with me?
328
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,744
Since you saved
My father's life.
329
00:17:57,810 --> 00:18:02,449
Look, steve, you're
A nerdy, annoying dweeb...
330
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,951
But after what you did,
The least I could do
331
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:07,187
Is put up with you.
332
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:12,392
Well, gee,
I'm all choked up.
333
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:28,641
Carl, we need to palaver,
Pronto.
334
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:29,976
About what?
335
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:32,612
Well, I just finished
Talking to eddie,
336
00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:36,483
And I realized that
It's okay for you
To be angry at me.
337
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,084
No, it isn't.
338
00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:40,420
Steve, you--you
Saved my life,
339
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,522
And I'm supposed
To be grateful.
340
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:45,258
Well, carl,
You're grateful
For what I did,
341
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:47,627
And I'm grateful
I was able to do it,
342
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:50,096
But we have a bond
Between us now,
343
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:51,464
And we have to
Honor that bond
344
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:54,734
By always being honest
With each other.
345
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,569
In what way?
346
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:59,239
Well, when you get
Angry with me,
347
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:00,940
I want you
To let it out.
348
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:05,111
I want you to express
Your true feelings,
Okay?
349
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:07,314
Okay. I'll try.
350
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:09,882
I'll start by expressing
One of mine.
351
00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:12,084
When I was
Giving you cpr,
352
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:15,455
I was really scared.
353
00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:17,357
Well, that's only natural.
354
00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:19,926
But I wasn't scared
For you.
355
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,395
I was scared for me.
356
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:23,263
Why?
357
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,265
Because I honestly
Can't imagine
358
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,334
My life without you.
359
00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:33,806
Carl, you're
The finest man
I've ever known.
360
00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:35,608
I love you.
361
00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:41,180
Thank you, steve.
362
00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:43,683
You're the best,
Big guy.
363
00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:48,621
You're okay.
364
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:51,858
Oh, watch out.
365
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:53,192
Waah!
366
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:56,329
[hissing]
367
00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:07,740
Did I do that?
368
00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:16,283
Now, carl...
369
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,285
Remember our agreement.
370
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:21,254
I want you to express
Your true feelings.
371
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:26,793
Are you sure?
372
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:29,262
I'm positive.
373
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:30,830
If you're angry with me,
374
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,832
Let it out.
375
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:35,167
Okay.
376
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:38,070
Here goes.
377
00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:40,607
You...Idiot!
378
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:43,743
That's it.
Open the floodgates.
379
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:48,448
You...Bumbling...
Fumbling...Idiot!
380
00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:50,617
Excellent!
Keep it coming.
381
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:51,418
Get out!
382
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:52,752
You can do better
Than that.
383
00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:53,886
Get out!
384
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:55,655
Oh, that's a little better.
385
00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:57,990
Get out...Now!
386
00:20:58,057 --> 00:21:00,527
Oh! Welcome back, carl!
387
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:01,861
Aah!
388
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:12,171
Laura, remember what
You did yesterday?
389
00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:13,706
No.
390
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,708
You hugged me.
391
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:16,676
I did?
392
00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:19,145
Thou didst,
Out of gratitude
393
00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:21,381
For saving
Your father's life.
394
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:25,418
Are you grateful enough
To reward me with, say,
395
00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:27,354
A juicy kiss?
396
00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:31,458
Steve...
397
00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:33,259
Didn't you tell
My father that
398
00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:36,429
You don't want people
Being nice to you
Out of gratitude?
399
00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:37,797
Well, yes, but--
400
00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:40,132
You want people
To express their
True feelings.
401
00:21:40,199 --> 00:21:41,401
But don't misunder--
402
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:43,636
Oh, in that case,
I'm gonna tell you
403
00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:45,472
What I really
Think of you.
404
00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:50,543
Oh...I'm a nerdy,
Annoying dweeb, right?
405
00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:52,679
Right.
406
00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:57,517
And I'm very lucky
To have you as a friend.
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