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Aah!
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Wha--
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Laura!
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Laura, what's wrong?
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I missed the bus
To cincinnati!
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I overslept.
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Aw, that's too bad.
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What's for breakfast?
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Ow! Ooh!
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I was so excited
About the cheerleading
Competition
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That I couldn't sleep.
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When I finally did,
I overslept!
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I'm coming,
Laura!
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Don't worry,
I'll save you!
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[rattling]
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Eddie,
Open the door.
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Hang on, my pet!
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Steve urkel
To the rescue!
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Whatahh!
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Laura, are you okay?
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I'm fine, steve.
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Oh, good.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family **
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Steve, are you okay?
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I'm fine. Let me
Clean up that mess.
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No, no,
I'll get it later.
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Laura, why did you scream?
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I haven't heard such
A cry of horror since...
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I showed you that picture
Of me in speedos.
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Ooh, please!
I haven't had
My coffee yet.
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I don't believe this.
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My squad makes
Midwest finals
For the first time,
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And I miss my bus!
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Could somebody take me?
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Ooh, ooh, ooh,
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
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Oh, oh, oh, oh!
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Dad?
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I have to go
On stakeout.
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Ooh, ooh,
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
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Mom?
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Honey, I can't miss work
Without being docked.
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Oh, oh, oh, ooh!
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Eddie?
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Oh, I'm sorry, sis.
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The e-man's babemobile
Is in the shop.
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[humming camptown races]
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Steve?
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Yes?
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Will you drive me
To cincinnati?
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My pleasure, baby cakes.
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I'll go get dressed,
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And you go do something
With that hair...
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And we'll rendezvous
At the isetta.
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The isetta?
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That's what isetta.
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Hee hee hee hee!
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[snort]
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[backfiring]
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[polka music plays]
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Steve...
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Could you drive
A little faster, please?
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We're getting dirty looks
From old people.
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What are you
Talking about?
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Like,
We're flying, mama.
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Look how fast those
Telephone poles
Are whizzing by.
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Ooh, I got whiplash.
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[turns off radio]
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Steve, look...
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No more polka music until
We get to cincinnati, okay?
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Alright,
No more polka music.
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* well *
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* I'm going
To cincinnati *
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* cincinnati,
Here I come *
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Stop it, steve.
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* they've got some crazy
Little women there *
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* and I'm a-gonna
Get me one *
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Fat chance, steve.
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* well, I might take
A train *
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* I might take a plane *
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* but any way I go,
I'm gonna get there
Just the same **
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Steve!
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If you sing one more note,
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I'm going to turn
Your upper lip into a hat.
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A little cranky,
Aren't we?
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Might I suggest
More fiber in your diet?
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I'm going to take a nap.
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Would you like
To rest that luscious noggin
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On a friendly shoulder?
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Apparently not.
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Ha ha ha.
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There we go.
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Oh, harriette?
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Yes, carl?
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Behold.
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The window is fixed.
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The window that you said
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I couldn't repair,
Harriette.
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Well, you said
I couldn't do the job,
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But I fixed the window,
Harriette.
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I fixed the window.
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Me, me, me, me.
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Now, what do you
Have to say to that?
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I'm proud of you, carl.
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You did a good job.
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Well, thank you.
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I deserve it.
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Call the repairman, carl.
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Hi, everybody!
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[carl]
Hi!
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How you doing,
Fletcher?
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Okay.
How are you?
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I'm okay.
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Mother winslow,
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That pin is beautiful!
Is it new?
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Yes. Fletcher
Gave it to me.
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Well, what's
The occasion?
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No occasion.
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Just an "I love you"
Present.
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A what?
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Letting her know
I care.
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Why didn't you
Just tell her?
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Could have saved
A bundle.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Ahem.
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Somebody else
Want to talk?
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Fletcher tells me
How he feels every day.
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He leaves love notes.
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He left it in there?
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No!
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I'm keeping it
Close to my heart.
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"Thy kiss, dear maid,
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"Thy lip has left
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"Shall never part
From mine
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"Till happier hours
Restore the gift
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Untainted back to thine."
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Huh?
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That's lord byron, carl.
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Oh, oh, I knew that.
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I have all his albums.
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Cincinnati area weather--
Partly cloudy
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With a chance of showers
And thundershowers...
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Oh, look.
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Sleepyhead is back
From nappy land.
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How far away are we?
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I just saw a sign.
"Cincinnati--50 miles."
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That means--
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Yep.
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We'll be there
In 2 1/2 hours.
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Look, I have a headache,
A crick in my neck,
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It's a small car,
And you're in it.
Speed up!
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But I'm going
The recommended speed
For this vehicle--
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Any faster
Would be risky.
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Let's just take that risk.
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Let's just get there!
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Aah, aah!
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Land sakes, woman!
Have you taken leave
Of your senses?
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How fast are we going?
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Gee whiz!
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Oh! I don't know!
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The speedometer
Only goes to 30.
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Oh, laura, please!
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My car, my car.
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[backfiring]
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[ignition rattles]
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[ignition rattles]
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[ignition rattles]
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Did I do that?
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Hello?
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Hello? Anybody?
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[thunder]
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Hi, honey, I'm home.
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If you don't
Change your clothes,
You'll get pneumonia.
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I didn't bring
Any other clothes.
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Then you're going
To get pneumonia.
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Could I borrow something
For tonight?
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I'll look.
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There must be something
I can burn afterwards.
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Here.
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Oh, thanks.
I'll be back
In a jiffy.
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Take your time.
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[door slams]
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Did you get a hold
Of your parents?
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No. The phone's dead.
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So is the isetta.
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What?
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Steve, the first round
Starts at 10 a.M.
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I have to be there.
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Don't fret, my pet.
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The car will be ready.
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00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:03,596
Luckily,
The gas station mechanic
Found spare parts.
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00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:06,867
Wow! A complimentary
Shower cap.
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00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:09,269
Things are looking up.
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Looking up...
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First, I oversleep
And miss my bus,
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00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:16,509
Now, I'm in the bates motel
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00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:19,412
With a dead phone and no tv.
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00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:21,882
Things are not looking up.
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00:11:21,949 --> 00:11:25,518
In fact, things couldn't
Possibly get any worse.
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Ready to hit the sack?
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I spoke too soon.
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00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:46,373
Well,
Goodnight, mom.
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Sleep well.
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00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:49,910
I will, honey.
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00:11:49,977 --> 00:11:53,213
Fletcher's going to give
Me a full-body massage.
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00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:59,052
Ooh, it feels so good.
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00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:03,023
Believe me,
The pleasure is all mine.
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00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,860
I don't want
To hear this.
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00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:08,862
Let's go, pumpkin.
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00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:11,098
After you,
Sweet stuff.
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00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:15,769
How about
A piggyback ride?
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00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:18,872
No. You're too heavy.
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[harriette]
Goodnight.
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Ha ha ha!
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00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:26,179
Do you believe those two?
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00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:29,382
Yeah. I couldn't
Stomach another
Minute of that.
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00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:30,851
What do you mean?
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00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:32,719
All that
Lovey-dovey stuff--
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00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:35,455
It's embarrassing.
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00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:40,293
I think it's sweet.
They're in love and
Not afraid to show it.
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00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,561
Show it?
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They bludgeon people
With it.
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[mimicking]
After you, pumpkin.
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00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:48,768
[kiss kiss]
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00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:51,538
Oh, no, after you,
Sweet stuff.
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00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:52,572
[kiss kiss]
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00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,107
For crying out loud,
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00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:57,110
Somebody get their butt
In the honda!
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00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,180
Oh, carl, stop it.
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00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,549
Instead of making fun
Of them,
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You could learn from them.
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00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:05,853
What's that
Supposed to mean?
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00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:09,422
It'd be nice to know
How you feel about me.
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00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:11,291
Oh, come on, harriette.
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I tell you I love you...
All the time.
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Yes, you do,
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00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:18,231
But only when we're alone.
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00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,432
Well--
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I'd appreciate it if you'd
Say it in front of people.
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00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:26,606
Well, if you--but--
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00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:27,875
Well, I--
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00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:29,576
What--she--but--I--
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00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:30,710
One second.
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00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:33,313
Now, you--harrie--
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00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:35,748
Well...
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00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,350
Well...
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00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,924
[muttering]
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00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:06,013
Attention, pinehurst avenue!
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00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:10,383
Let it be known
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00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:13,653
That I, carl winslow,
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Love my wife harriette
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With a passion
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00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:22,963
That burns deeply
Within my soul.
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00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:28,568
We have been married
19 years,
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00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:31,038
But my heart
Still skips a beat
267
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:33,240
Every time
She enters the room.
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00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:38,912
You know, I think that
Lord byron put it best
When he wrote...
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00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:43,050
Well, about a lot of really
Neat stuff about love.
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00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:45,452
But in conclusion,
Let me say
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00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:49,356
That I love my wife more
With each passing day.
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She is my heart,
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00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:52,592
My soul...
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And my everything.
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00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:04,972
Carl winslow's
Got to go to bed now.
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00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:18,285
Urgh...
277
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,120
Oh!
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00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:24,257
Argh, urgh...
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00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,163
Aah!
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00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:41,241
Argh!
281
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:42,509
Urgh...
282
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,189
Aah!
283
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,428
Ahh...
284
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:36,829
Hahh.
285
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:39,032
Oh!
286
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:40,767
Nighty night!
287
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,771
Goodnight, steve.
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00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:02,555
[metal squeaks]
289
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:03,723
Aah!
290
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:08,995
Aah! Whoo...
291
00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:11,498
Laura!
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00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,233
Aah!
293
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:26,479
This bed is possessed!
294
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,749
You're just going
To have to sleep
On the floor.
295
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:31,084
Oh, no can do.
296
00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:32,952
I'm allergic to cheap shag.
297
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:34,387
10 minutes
On this atrocity,
298
00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:37,357
And I'd begin
To choke to death.
299
00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:39,659
Well, we wouldn't
Want that.
300
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,462
It'll keep me awake.
301
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:44,164
Very funny.
302
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:45,698
You've got this big bed.
303
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,567
Why can't we share?
304
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:51,238
Does shag carpet
Also make you crazy?
305
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:52,572
Forget it, steve.
306
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:55,242
Then where am I
Going to sleep?
307
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:58,611
I don't know. I'm tired
Of thinking about it.
308
00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:01,781
Grab a blanket and
Go sleep in the bathtub.
309
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:02,982
But, laura--
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00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:04,584
Go!
311
00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:31,744
No!
312
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,813
[thunder]
313
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:38,585
I will not sleep
In the bathtub.
314
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:41,521
You're going to sleep
In the bathtub!
315
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:48,861
What?
316
00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:52,299
I wasn't the one
Who overslept,
Miss rip van winslow.
317
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:53,933
I tried to help you.
318
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:54,967
I know--
319
00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:56,303
Don't interrupt!
320
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:59,105
Then I drove you here
In my car,
321
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:02,108
And were you
Pleasant company? No!
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00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:03,142
Steve--
323
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:05,712
I'm not through!
324
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:08,315
Then, you broke my car.
325
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:11,618
It cost me all I've got
To fix it
326
00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:14,954
And rent this room
At the fleabag inn.
327
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:16,289
Steve, if you
Would just--
328
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:19,492
Oh, put a cork in it,
Missy!
329
00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:24,397
Look, I love you
With all my heart.
330
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:26,599
Just because
You don't love me
331
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,269
Doesn't entitle you
To treat me like dirt.
332
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:30,903
I'm a person!
333
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:34,807
I have feelings--
I demand to be treated
With respect.
334
00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:40,613
You're right.
335
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:41,648
What?
336
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:44,551
You're absolutely right.
337
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:48,321
I messed up,
But I took it out on you.
338
00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:51,324
You were a friend
All the way.
339
00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,326
All I did
Was complain.
340
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:55,528
I'm sorry, steve.
Forgive me?
341
00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:57,564
Well...
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00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,366
Okay!
343
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:01,133
Goodnight, steve.
344
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,669
Well, wait a minute.
345
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:04,070
Where are you going?
346
00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:06,105
I'll sleep
In the tub.
347
00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:08,675
Oh, hold it, laura.
348
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,411
This is silly.
349
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:14,180
Now, let's be adult
About this.
350
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:17,250
We have a double bed
And two people.
351
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:19,319
You sleep under the covers,
352
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:21,621
I'll sleep on top of them,
353
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:24,557
And never
The twain shall meet.
354
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,561
Alright,
It's a deal.
355
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:11,871
Laura,
356
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:14,341
Not only do I love you,
357
00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:15,908
But I respect you.
358
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:19,646
I would never try
To make a move on you.
359
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:22,248
It never even
Entered your mind?
360
00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:23,750
Absolutely not.
361
00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:26,886
Why, if I had
One single impure thought,
362
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:29,021
May god strike me dead.
363
00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:31,524
[thunder]
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00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:47,440
[urkel]
Well, maybe one.
365
00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:54,013
Steve,
I'm still so excited.
366
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,515
Oh, me, too.
367
00:21:55,582 --> 00:21:58,518
Your team is the
Midwest cheerleading
Champion.
368
00:21:58,585 --> 00:22:01,521
I couldn't have done it
Without you, steve.
369
00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:03,155
Thank you so much.
370
00:22:03,222 --> 00:22:05,091
Oh, no thanks
Are necessary.
371
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,926
Ooh, ooh, ooh! Shh!
372
00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:10,229
It's morris pulaski and
His polish all-stars.
373
00:22:10,296 --> 00:22:12,699
Oh, I got to stop.
I got to stop!
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00:22:44,631 --> 00:22:48,067
[urkel]
Sometimes, you just gotta polka.
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