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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,875 --> 00:00:09,377 What are you doing? 2 00:00:09,443 --> 00:00:13,547 Hi, gwendolyn. I'm going to the Basement to hunt for spiders. 3 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:14,615 Why? 4 00:00:14,682 --> 00:00:17,418 You wouldn't understand. It's a guy thing. 5 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:22,022 Got to jam. 6 00:00:22,090 --> 00:00:23,524 Wait. 7 00:00:23,591 --> 00:00:26,694 Did you know this Sunday's valentine's day? 8 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,197 So? 9 00:00:30,131 --> 00:00:32,300 So I was wondering... 10 00:00:35,503 --> 00:00:38,306 Would you like To be my valentine? 11 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:39,707 Why? 12 00:00:42,843 --> 00:00:46,114 You wouldn't understand. It's a girl thing. 13 00:00:48,616 --> 00:00:50,118 Greetings, winslows. 14 00:00:54,755 --> 00:00:56,957 Oh, hi, gwendolyn. 15 00:00:57,024 --> 00:00:58,592 Hello, mr. Urkel. 16 00:01:06,134 --> 00:01:08,136 Oh, mister. 17 00:01:08,202 --> 00:01:10,238 I like The sound of that. 18 00:01:12,206 --> 00:01:14,442 It rings of... Respect, 19 00:01:14,508 --> 00:01:15,643 Maturity, 20 00:01:15,709 --> 00:01:16,844 And poise. 21 00:01:24,652 --> 00:01:26,120 So, where's laura? 22 00:01:26,187 --> 00:01:27,521 I don't know. 23 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:28,856 Laura. 24 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,724 Laura! 25 00:01:32,993 --> 00:01:34,728 She must be gone. 26 00:01:34,795 --> 00:01:37,798 Or she wants me to think That she's gone. 27 00:01:39,367 --> 00:01:41,802 But I'm not Falling for it. 28 00:01:46,274 --> 00:01:49,677 Mr. Urkel, I need some advice. 29 00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:50,911 Well, about what? 30 00:01:50,978 --> 00:01:52,646 Romance. 31 00:01:57,084 --> 00:01:59,687 I want richie To be my valentine, 32 00:01:59,753 --> 00:02:03,224 But he seems not to Pay any attention to me. 33 00:02:03,291 --> 00:02:05,626 Do you think There's another woman? 34 00:02:08,996 --> 00:02:10,464 Well, I doubt it. 35 00:02:11,599 --> 00:02:14,168 Then I guess He just doesn't like me. 36 00:02:17,905 --> 00:02:19,640 Oh, pish tosh. 37 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:29,783 [panting] 38 00:02:33,621 --> 00:02:35,523 What have you Been eating, kid? 39 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,230 Everybody likes you. 40 00:02:42,296 --> 00:02:45,098 Then how come I can't get That delicious dude 41 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,700 To notice me? 42 00:02:49,537 --> 00:02:51,138 Well, don't you worry, Gwendolyn. 43 00:02:51,205 --> 00:02:53,207 I will get You and richie together. 44 00:02:53,274 --> 00:02:54,508 You see, 45 00:02:54,575 --> 00:02:56,344 I'm an expert When it comes to... 46 00:02:56,410 --> 00:02:57,911 L'amour. 47 00:02:59,947 --> 00:03:03,050 Take delicious Laura winslow, For example. 48 00:03:03,116 --> 00:03:07,187 The little minx Absolutely adores me. 49 00:03:07,255 --> 00:03:10,157 But she disguises Her undying love for me 50 00:03:10,224 --> 00:03:11,859 With what appears to be Total repulsion. 51 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:14,194 It's classic case Of denial denial. 52 00:03:14,262 --> 00:03:16,797 But I'm onto Her little games. 53 00:03:18,766 --> 00:03:20,868 Yep. And it's Impossible for her 54 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:24,672 To put one over On steven q. Urkel. 55 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:33,781 See? I'm cheering You up already. 56 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:47,060 * it's a rare condition * 57 00:03:47,127 --> 00:03:48,462 * in this day and age * 58 00:03:48,529 --> 00:03:51,665 * to read any good news On the newspaper page * 59 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:54,968 * and love and tradition Of the grand design * 60 00:03:55,035 --> 00:03:59,573 * some people say Is even harder to find * 61 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:02,576 * well, then, there must be Some magic clue * 62 00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:05,579 * inside these Gentle walls * 63 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:10,618 * 'cause all I see Is a tower of dreams * 64 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:13,954 * real love burstin' Out of every seam * 65 00:04:15,556 --> 00:04:18,659 * as days go by * 66 00:04:18,726 --> 00:04:22,663 * it's the bigger love Of the family ** 67 00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:43,417 What a miserable Evening. 68 00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:45,686 Calm down, harriette. You're overreacting. 69 00:04:45,753 --> 00:04:49,122 I am not. I don't wanna go To that restaurant again. 70 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:50,491 That's just As well 'cause 71 00:04:50,558 --> 00:04:53,694 We'll probably Never be allowed In there again. 72 00:04:53,761 --> 00:04:54,662 What? 73 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:56,697 Oh, nothing. Never mind. 74 00:04:56,764 --> 00:04:58,932 No, no, no. Don't nothing, Never mind me, carl. 75 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:01,769 If you have Something to say, Just spit it out. 76 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:05,973 Alright, harriette. 77 00:05:07,908 --> 00:05:11,379 You were a little Abrasive tonight. 78 00:05:11,445 --> 00:05:14,582 Abrasive? I was not abrasive. 79 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:16,950 Well, yeah. Maybe abrasive Is the wrong word. 80 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:20,320 Maybe a better word Is loud. 81 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:23,524 Loud! 82 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:25,593 Like that. 83 00:05:26,494 --> 00:05:27,561 And you got louder 84 00:05:27,628 --> 00:05:30,197 Every time You made the maitre d' 85 00:05:30,263 --> 00:05:32,500 Move us To another table. 86 00:05:32,566 --> 00:05:35,703 Carl, our first table Was right next to the entrance 87 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:37,538 Where everybody was Waiting to be seated. 88 00:05:37,605 --> 00:05:40,508 I don't like 30 people Hanging over my shoulder 89 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:43,076 Saying, "Hey, señora, Can you eat A little faster?" 90 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,816 I understand that. 91 00:05:48,882 --> 00:05:51,118 So they picked up All our stuff 92 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:52,252 And moved us. 93 00:05:52,319 --> 00:05:54,522 Yeah. Right next To the bathrooms. 94 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:58,959 Ordinarily I'd like a table Next to the water. 95 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:01,762 But not when It's swirling around A porcelain tank. 96 00:06:04,264 --> 00:06:08,035 I understand that. So they picked up All our stuff 97 00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:09,503 And moved us again. 98 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:13,106 And deliberately Sat us next to A cigar smoker. 99 00:06:13,173 --> 00:06:16,376 You know, you Were rude to That guy, harriette. 100 00:06:16,444 --> 00:06:18,546 I simply put out His cigar. 101 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:21,582 In his soup. 102 00:06:23,484 --> 00:06:26,720 Did I embarrass you, Carl? Is that the problem? 103 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:29,389 Yes, harriette. To be quite frank, 104 00:06:29,457 --> 00:06:30,758 I was embarrassed. 105 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:33,060 And so were All the other Customers. 106 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:34,595 No, they weren't. 107 00:06:35,963 --> 00:06:38,699 Harriette, They applauded When we left. 108 00:06:40,434 --> 00:06:42,135 The valet Gave me a tip. 109 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,039 Oh, no, no, no, no, carl. 110 00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:47,508 You're wrong. 111 00:06:47,575 --> 00:06:50,744 The maitre d' gave me A two-for-one coupon. 112 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:54,815 Look at it again, Harriette. 113 00:06:54,882 --> 00:06:56,817 It's to another Restaurant. 114 00:07:00,888 --> 00:07:03,223 Carl, I'm not a weak, Wimpy woman 115 00:07:03,290 --> 00:07:04,858 That's afraid To speak her mind. 116 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,994 When I'm unhappy About something, I say so. 117 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:09,863 And it would be nice if You'd support me sometimes 118 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:12,032 Instead of hiding Behind your napkin 119 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:13,901 Worrying about What other people think! 120 00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:16,369 I don't care What people think. 121 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,238 You most Certainly do! 122 00:07:18,305 --> 00:07:21,709 I do not. And keep your Voice down. The Neighbors might hear. 123 00:07:26,413 --> 00:07:29,082 Mail's here. Would you like To see it? 124 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:32,119 Just put it on the table, I'll look at it later. 125 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:33,420 You mean This table? 126 00:07:33,487 --> 00:07:35,856 Or would you Like to move To another table? 127 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:42,095 Hi, guys. 128 00:07:42,162 --> 00:07:44,865 Hi. Yeah. 129 00:07:44,932 --> 00:07:47,300 I'm going shopping. I'll see you later. 130 00:07:47,367 --> 00:07:49,603 Oh, would you like Me to come along? 131 00:07:49,670 --> 00:07:52,105 Oh, no. You know How I act in public. 132 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:54,474 I wouldn't want To embarrass you. 133 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:58,879 Oh, you're right. 134 00:07:58,946 --> 00:08:01,515 You might get us banned From the market, too. 135 00:08:04,552 --> 00:08:07,254 Uh, do I sense Some marital discord? 136 00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:11,358 Uh, might I suggest 137 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:13,060 A romantic dinner for two 138 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:14,728 At a cozy Little restaurant? 139 00:08:14,795 --> 00:08:16,196 I know a wonderful place 140 00:08:16,263 --> 00:08:19,032 Where they give doggy bags In the shape of swans. 141 00:08:27,541 --> 00:08:28,909 Laura, my pet. 142 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:30,510 Hi, steve. 143 00:08:30,578 --> 00:08:32,580 Well, What's the matter, Darling? 144 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:34,414 I can't find Any tissue. 145 00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:36,283 Well, here. Use my hanky. 146 00:08:38,986 --> 00:08:40,754 [blows noisily] 147 00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:44,091 And by all means, Keep it. 148 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:48,962 Thanks. 149 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:51,031 Now, tell stevie What's bothering 150 00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:52,600 His little laura-poo. 151 00:08:54,101 --> 00:08:56,503 Ted and I had A terrible fight. 152 00:08:56,570 --> 00:08:59,607 Ohh, phooey. 153 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:07,280 Well, what happened? 154 00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:10,317 Well, I went To the cafeteria 155 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,052 To meet ted for lunch. 156 00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:13,854 He was Blatantly flirting 157 00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:15,689 With chantelle schwartz. 158 00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:18,525 That cad! What happened? 159 00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:20,160 Well, you know How chantelle is. 160 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:24,064 First she... 161 00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:26,199 Wiggled past him. 162 00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:29,102 And then she said, 163 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:31,371 "Hello, teddy. 164 00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:33,807 You're looking fine, Baby." 165 00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:36,576 Oh! That tramp. 166 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:41,348 And do you know What he said? 167 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,116 No. What? 168 00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:45,552 He said, 169 00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:47,921 "Thanks, So do you." 170 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:52,259 So then I told him 171 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:54,895 That he should put his eyes Back in his sockets. 172 00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:57,130 Then he said, my jealousy Was getting outta hand. 173 00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:59,399 Then I said his Flirting was Getting outta hand. 174 00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:02,235 Then he said We've been seeing Too much of each other. 175 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:05,538 Then I said we Should cool it. Before I knew it, 176 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,741 We were breaking up. 177 00:10:09,877 --> 00:10:12,646 Oh, my poor, Poor baby. 178 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:15,749 Ohh. 179 00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:31,631 I didn't really Want it to end. 180 00:10:31,699 --> 00:10:34,234 I know, I know. 181 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:48,448 This is A terrible tragedy In your life. 182 00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:51,318 You're just gonna Have to pull Yourself together 183 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:52,953 And look On the bright side. 184 00:10:56,724 --> 00:10:58,091 What bright side? 185 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:00,627 Well, Now you're free To find mr. Right. 186 00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:01,829 And who knows? 187 00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:03,330 Mr. Right Could be... 188 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:05,766 Mr. Right Under your nose. 189 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:08,702 What? 190 00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:11,604 Well, sure, baby. In a few hours, You just may say, 191 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:16,143 To yourself "Hey, Steve is looking Kind of hunky." 192 00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:21,114 Eew! 193 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:29,689 Only a desperate Loser would pursue A woman on the rebound. 194 00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:35,162 I'll do it. 195 00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:47,207 [knock on door] 196 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:50,310 Special delivery for The lovely laura winslows. 197 00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:04,091 Steve, what Are you up to now? 198 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:14,835 Read the tag. 199 00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:20,440 "Open this box and get A chocolate surprise." 200 00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:37,791 Surprise. 201 00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:39,392 Sweets for my sweet. 202 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,661 Wait, wait, wait, wait, Wait, wait, wait. 203 00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:44,798 At least taste The nutty one In the middle. 204 00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:50,904 No, thanks. I'm on a no-pest diet. 205 00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:54,774 Take that Silly thing off. 206 00:12:54,842 --> 00:12:56,877 [choking] 207 00:12:58,011 --> 00:13:00,280 I stuck my ear-- My ear. 208 00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:12,826 Laura lee winslow-- 209 00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:24,171 Uh, uh, uh... 210 00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:27,607 Laura lee winslow, 211 00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:29,342 Will you Be my valentine? 212 00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:33,813 Steve, every year you Ask me to be your valentine. 213 00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:36,016 And every year I turn you down. 214 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:38,485 What made you think this Year will be different? 215 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:39,987 Oh, I don't know. 216 00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:42,422 I just thought that since You and ted broke up, 217 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,691 Well, you might Be feeling Kinda lonely. 218 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:46,659 And since I'm Always lonely, 219 00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:50,297 Well, I thought That maybe we could be Each other's valentine. 220 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:53,666 And for a short while, 221 00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,936 A few bittersweet hours, 222 00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:57,404 We could help Guide each other 223 00:13:57,470 --> 00:14:00,173 Through the rocky shoals Of human heartache. 224 00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:03,343 Oh, steve, That's beautiful. 225 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:05,212 Thanks, kermit said that To miss piggy 226 00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:07,214 In the muppets Go hawaiian. 227 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:13,786 Listen, I might agree To be your valentine. 228 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,055 Oh, oh, oh, oh! 229 00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:18,558 But--but only On one condition. 230 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:19,826 And what's that? 231 00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:22,262 There can't be Any lip contact. 232 00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:26,866 Oh, the ignominious No-lip clause. 233 00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:30,003 Well, you know, baby, I'm a pretty hard-nosed Negotiator, and I-- 234 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:32,339 Take it or leave it. I'll take it. 235 00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:35,808 Happy valentine's day, Steve. 236 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,411 Happy valentine's day, Laura. 237 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:55,462 Ah. 238 00:14:58,198 --> 00:14:59,866 I'm ready, uncle steve. 239 00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:01,501 Ohh! 240 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:06,940 Richie, why, you've got Quite a dashing figure. 241 00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,610 Why do I have to wear My dress-up clothes? 242 00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:14,681 I haven't worn this stuff Since uncle louie Bought the farm. 243 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:19,219 Well, I didn't know Your uncle louie died. 244 00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:21,955 He didn't. He bought a farm. 245 00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:26,459 We had a big party and Got dressed up for it. 246 00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:28,795 Oh, I see. 247 00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:31,264 Well, have a seat. 248 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,933 And your waiter Will be with you In a moment. 249 00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:35,268 Waiter? 250 00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:38,972 It's all part of the big Surprise I promised you. 251 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:41,408 Just relax and enjoy. 252 00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:51,218 Good evening, mr. Crawford, And welcome To chez winslow. 253 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,385 Eddie? 254 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:55,122 Yes, I'm edward. I'll be Serving you this evening. 255 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:57,657 What's going on? 256 00:15:57,724 --> 00:16:00,493 A drink while you wait For your dinner companion? 257 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:01,794 My what? 258 00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:03,263 [doorbell rings] 259 00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:11,638 Good evening, gwendolyn. 260 00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:13,640 Good evening, mr. Urkel. 261 00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,743 Is everything going okay? 262 00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:21,048 Perfectly. 263 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,018 I'm feeling A little nervous. 264 00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:28,321 Just do as I told you, 265 00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:31,024 And everything Will be just fine. 266 00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:36,796 Eddo, could you show Gwendolyn to a table? 267 00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:38,531 Let me see If one's available. 268 00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:42,769 Ah! Table one. 269 00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:51,144 You look very pretty Tonight, gwendolyn. 270 00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:53,146 Thank you. I try. 271 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:59,286 Oh, richie. What a surprise. 272 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:02,255 Gwendolyn, What's going on here? 273 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:04,324 It's valentine's day. 274 00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:06,626 Here, richie. This is for you. 275 00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,767 "Roses are red, 276 00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,769 "Some socks are black. 277 00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:21,174 Won't you be My daddy mac?" 278 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:29,382 I wrote that one myself. 279 00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:33,353 Gwendolyn, this Yucky goo-goo stuff Makes me nauseous. 280 00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:37,790 I just want you To be my valentine. 281 00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:40,393 That's all? That's all. 282 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:43,363 Okay then, If it's that big A deal to you, 283 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:45,298 I'll be your valentine. 284 00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:46,666 Really? Really. 285 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,635 Now, let's blow out This candle 286 00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,069 And watch some cartoons. 287 00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:51,804 Whatever you say, dear. 288 00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:15,695 Mrs. Winslow? 289 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,330 Yes, mr. Winslow? 290 00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:21,368 Would you accept A dozen roses 291 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:24,237 As an apology for The reprehensible Behavior 292 00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:26,506 Of your Foolish husband? 293 00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:27,874 Nope. 294 00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:31,744 Oh. 295 00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:34,781 How about if I Throw in a 2-pound box Of chocolates? 296 00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:36,249 Now you're talking. 297 00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:41,087 Honey, you know, 298 00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:43,055 I just hate it When we fight. 299 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,557 Me, too. 300 00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:50,330 You know What I realized A few moments ago? 301 00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:54,267 That you couldn't sneak A piece of this candy Without breaking the seal? 302 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:57,304 Besides that. 303 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,706 No, I-I realize that I was angry at you 304 00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:02,609 For being stubborn and Pushy at the restaurant. 305 00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:06,145 And I was angry at You for being wimpy And indecisive. 306 00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:07,747 I know, but, you know, 307 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:12,185 I guess another word For stubborn Is strong-willed, 308 00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:14,987 And another word For pushy is assertive. 309 00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:18,425 Sweetheart, one of The main reasons I Fell in love with you 310 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:21,294 Is because You're a strong And assertive woman. 311 00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:25,632 Well, I guess other words For wimpy and indecisive 312 00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:28,268 Could be tolerant And understanding. 313 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,803 Those are the things I've always loved About you. 314 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,243 Do you remember when We bought this house? 315 00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:41,113 You were so strong And assertive 316 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,583 That the seller Came down 10 grand 317 00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,785 Just to get you Off his back. 318 00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:48,655 You know, carl, 319 00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:51,090 Maybe the qualities That we admire About each other 320 00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:54,193 Are also The qualities That annoy us. 321 00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:56,263 I mean, Depending on The circumstances. 322 00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:58,798 You're right, 323 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,433 But you know, 324 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:03,069 No matter how Angry I get at you, 325 00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:04,604 Sweetheart, I will always love you 326 00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:07,440 From the very bottom Of my heart. 327 00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:09,376 I love you, too, carl. 328 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:18,651 Hey, mrs. Winslow. 329 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:19,852 Hmm? 330 00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,588 Will you Be my valentine? 331 00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:27,594 [carl] I'll take that as a yes. 332 00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:48,581 [beep beep] 333 00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:49,882 [beep beep] 334 00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:51,918 [beep beep] 335 00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:53,286 [beep beep] 336 00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:08,234 Hello, richie. 337 00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:10,637 How's my favorite Daddy mac? 338 00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:14,106 Hi, gwendolyn. 339 00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:15,942 That jeep is fat. 340 00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:20,680 Thanks. You want to take This baby for a spin? 341 00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:24,517 Sure. 342 00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:28,655 Great. 343 00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:35,127 What's this? 344 00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:36,195 Sound system? 345 00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:38,365 Yeah. Check it out. 346 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,668 [upbeat music plays] 347 00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:52,712 * ting ting ting-ting Ting ting ting-aling * 348 00:21:52,779 --> 00:21:54,714 * ting ting ting-ting Ting ting ting-aling * 349 00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:56,816 * ting ting ting-ting Ting ting ting-aling * 350 00:21:56,883 --> 00:21:58,985 * my heart Is on standstill... ** 351 00:22:22,642 --> 00:22:24,176 Great song. Heh heh. 352 00:22:24,243 --> 00:22:26,513 Wait until you Hear the next one. 353 00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:28,748 [slow music plays] 354 00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,785 Would you care to dance? 355 00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:36,456 In your dreams, babe. 24495

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