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Dr. Morris, dial 118, please.Dr. Morris.
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Dharma.
Is Gregory going to be all right?
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- What happened?
- He's fine. He's fine.
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'M just doing his paperwork.
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Do you have any mental illness
in your family?
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Not until recently.
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Dharma, what happened?
Why is he here?
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What about your aunt
with all those bees in her freezer?
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Edward. What happened?
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You know those two loose tiles
by the toilet?
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- No.
- Sure you do. When you're sitting down...
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...they are there on the right.
- Yeah, by the paper.
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Would you please.
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Anyway, we decided to fix the tiles.
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- Dharma?
- In here.
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Hey.
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I just played the greatest round
of golf in my life.
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- Good for you.
- Hey, you ever...
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Ever made love to a guy
who shot three under par?
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Okay. Why do you ask me these
questions? It just makes you mad.
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Hey. Larry and I fixed
those two loose tiles in the bathroom.
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- Oh, great!
- You' never guess what ese we did.
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Does it have something to do
with the wall?
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Sn't it great?
T was Larry's idea.
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T's ike a skyight...
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...but sideways.
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That's caed a window, Larry.
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- Tod you he'd be critica.
- He's getting used to it.
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Won't get used to it. Peope wi see me
shower in the morning.
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You should shower at night.
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During the day, you need your
natural oils for protection.
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No, there's not gonna be a window here.
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Okay.
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How about an aquarium?
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Put the wall back, Larry.
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I kind of like the idea of more light
in here.
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How about we use frosted glass bricks.
That way we can still have privacy.
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Aren't you afraid
it will look like a Moroccan disco?
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I like glass bricks, Larry.
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We, it's your bathroom.
You should have it any way you want.
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I want it with a wall.
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Greg, glass bricks would be nice.
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Fine. Do you know how to do that?
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Only one way to find out.
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No. No, there's not.
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Bird in the bathroom.
Good luck all day.
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Larry, what are you doing?
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- Freaking out.
- Why?
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I was thinking about the hole in the wall
and suddenly it hit me.
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Maybe it's not a hoe in the wa,
maybe it's a wa around a hoe.
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That right,
because the hole was here first.
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Somebody just covered it up with wall.
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Dharma, stay with me.
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Larry, you have got to fix the wall.
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You mean the hole.
Because where there is wa, it's fine.
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Larry!
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Honey, nobody ever patched
a hole with anger.
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Okay.
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How can I speed this along?
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Take my van to the hardware store
and buy some glass bricks.
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- Fine. Anything else?
- See if they have a book on how to do it.
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That's good, Larry.
That's thinking ahead.
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Can I have your keys?
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- Which one's the key to the van?
- Don't have a key to the van.
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Don't have a key to the van.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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'M hot-wiring Larry's van.
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Why don't you stea that Mustang
across the street. T's way nicer.
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No, I need the van to get glass bricks
so I can fix the hole in our bathroom.
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Whie you're working in there...
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...why don't you fix those
two loose tiles by the toilet?
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On the right?
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On the left.
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- My right, your left.
- Exactly.
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You know,
that's not how you hot-wire a car.
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No, this is how Larry told me to do it.
You just connect the...
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Sounds like someone is trying
to rip off my van.
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Larry.
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Larry, Larry, it's...
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So he got electrocuted?
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Oh, yeah. His eyebrows were all frizzled
and his shoes were smoking.
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And Jane said
you could see his skeleton.
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- Oh, my God.
- Reax. That's not why he's here.
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But it is why his watch
goes backwards now...
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...and none of his credit cards
work anymore.
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Why is he here?
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- What happened?
- Okay, after Jane hot-wired the van...
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...and Greg remembered who he was,
Greg went to the hardware store.
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Larry!
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In the bedroom.
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I need some help.
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Okay, follow my voice.
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- Thanks a lot.
- No problem.
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What are you doing now?
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- Well, I got to thinking.
- Oh, no.
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It was pretty dark in this room too.
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Turn on the light, Larry,
open the curtain.
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That's one way.
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Larry.
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Why are there a bunch
of little holes in our ceiling?
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Was wondering why there's ceiing
around those little holes.
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Why did you do that?
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They are test holes.
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Test holes!
What in God's name are test hoes?
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'M trying to find the best pace
for the skylight.
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How could you do that?
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- We are practically done in the bathroom.
- Done?
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We have birds in there.
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And why are you feeding them?
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They wi eave if you don't feed them.
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Where is Dharma?
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She went to get my level.
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She thought you'd ike it
better that way.
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Larry.
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T's raining.
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Well, we sure need it.
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Are you insane?
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Is there something
fundamentally wrong with you?
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Where did that come from?
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'Ve had it. That's it. Get out!
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Now? But 'm not finished yet.
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No, no, and you never will be.
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Every minute you're here...
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...we get further and further away
from finished.
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That is so true.
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Get out!
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Okay, fine.
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May I have the keys to my van, please?
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- Greg?
- In here.
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Oh, test holes.
Are we getting a skylight?
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No.
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- Then what are the test holes for?
- You know...
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...'ve been reay patient
with your father...
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...but whatever part of his brain
survived the '60s...
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...clearly gets fried
when he starts the stupid van.
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Where...? Where is he?
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- I kicked him out.
- You kicked him out?
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He's immature, unreiabe.
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- Don't want him in my house anymore.
- N your house? Where's your house?
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You know what I mean.
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Hi, Abby. Is Larry back yet?
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Okay, will you have him call me
when he gets back?
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No, there's just this itte probem
between him and Greg.
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Nothing that a good hug woudn't fix.
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Hang... Hang on.
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What are you doing up there?
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'M trying to patch
your father's stupid hoes!
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Yeah, it might take more than a hug.
Yeah.
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No, don't think Greg woud go
to a sweat lodge with Larry right now.
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Abby, I gotta go. I gotta go.
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Oh, God, are you okay?
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'M fine. 'm just...
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...lying here trying to decide...
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...whether your father is a hole
surrounded by ass...
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...or...
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- Oh, my Lord, he fell through the roof.
- Yeah, but that's not why he's here.
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'M going to sit down.
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Dharma,
I insist you tell us what happened.
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- Relax, Kitty. Do you want some gum?
- No.
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- Stress mint?
- What happened to my son?
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Okay, Kitty, let me finish.
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So Greg called a contractor
to have him come fix the holes.
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All right.
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That ought to hold her for a while.
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Well, thanks so much
for coming right over.
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Yeah, no problem.
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T shoudn't be a big dea
fixing this all up.
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Oh, what about the hole
in the bedroom ceiling?
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We can get it all in a day.
Save you a bit on labor.
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- Oh, great. Thanks.
- In fact, I can have an entire crew here.
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First thing in the morning.
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August 7th.
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August 7th?
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Can we make that at noon?
I got a dentist appointment.
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If I cancel that, who knows
when he's gonna be abe to reschedue.
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Sn't there any way
that you can get it done sooner?
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No, sir.
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Well, can you recommend somebody
who might be able to do it right away?
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No, sir.
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Well, what do I owe you
for coming out and tarping it up?
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Oh, well, all right, we got a couple
of tarps, 10 bucks a piece.
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We got your labor.
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We got some duct...
Let me throw in the duct tape for free.
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Four hundred and thirty-seven dollars.
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What?
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You've be...
You've been here a haf an hour.
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Yeah, you're right.
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You know, and I like you.
Let's make it an even 400.
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You're a thief.
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- Four thirty-seven.
- What?
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Don't ike you anymore.
You called me a name.
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You can charge me what you like.
'M not gonna pay.
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- Then 'm taking the tarps down.
- You're not gonna touch the tarps.
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Are you gonna stop me, little man?
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Hey.
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See, now you...
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Now you went and touched me.
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- So he was assaulted?
- Well, technically, he did start it.
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- But that's not why he's here.
- Dharma, I am losing my patience.
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- Now I want...
- Okay, okay, okay. Fine, fine.
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Oh, God, where was I?
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So Greg had just come home...
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...from having played
his best round of golf.
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I just played the greatest round
of golf in my life.
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- Good for you.
- Hey.
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We heard that part!
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I know, I was just messing with you.
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Oh, look.
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A Town & Country from 1974.
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I remember 1974.
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Excuse me, Ed.
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'M sorry to bother you,
the new postman delivered...
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...your Town & Country to us.
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It looks like you paged through this,
Dick.
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Terribly sorry.
Are we still on for tennis later?
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Don't think so, Dick.
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Oh, for heaven's sakes,
Edward, stop it.
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We did not live next door to Dick Clark.
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We didn't?
We, what was that guy's name?
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- Rick York.
- What did I say?
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Dharma's teing a story. Go on.
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Okay. Well,
so that's when brought Larry back...
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...so that he and Greg could work out
their problems in a civilized fashion.
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Very good, Larry.
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- Go ahead, Greg, your turn.
- 'M not gonna do that.
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Greg, anger is like a little puppy
that doesn't know any better.
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And if you don't et it out...
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...it's gonna pidde on the carpet
of your soul.
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Yeah, Abby, well,
my soul is Scotchgarded.
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Come on, Greg.
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'M not screaming at you either.
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Shut up!
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Feel better?
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Yeah.
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Now, why don't you and Larry go
in there and fix up those holes...
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...like old soul mates I know you are.
- Soul mates? In what universe?
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- Let him discover it, Dharma.
- Dharma, this isn't gonna work.
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Would you rather negotiate
with another contractor?
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You know...
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...think we're fixing more
than a bathroom here.
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Let's just do this.
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Don't worry, ' take it from here.
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Larry, am I doing this right?
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Larry?
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- What are you doing?
- The sink doesn't ike the gass bricks.
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- What?
- The glass bricks have changed...
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...the energy of the room.
Now the sink is out of sync.
248
00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:47,039
We're not working on the sink, Larry,
we're working on the wa.
249
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:51,512
The sink, the wall, the moon,
the stars, the soap dish, Greg...
250
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,319
...they're a one.
251
00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:58,836
Why don't turn on the fan
whie we're working with epoxy?
252
00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:02,595
La... Larry.
253
00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:05,992
What happened to the ceiling fan?
254
00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:08,594
Took it out so it woudn't get in
the way of the mural.
255
00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:12,395
What mural?
256
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:16,394
Yeah, know. 'm stumped too.
257
00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:20,997
- Think I should go check on them?
- No, no.
258
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,878
They need to work this out on their own.
259
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:24,958
I suppose.
260
00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:26,678
Abby?
261
00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:28,432
Does Larry like Greg?
262
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:29,999
He loves Greg.
263
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:32,071
But does he like him?
264
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,558
He will.
265
00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:39,997
How did Larry get along
with your father?
266
00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:43,596
Well, that was a little bumpy at first...
267
00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:46,911
...but thankfully they both had
good communication skills.
268
00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:50,109
Beer looks good.
269
00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:52,955
Yeah.
270
00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:59,992
T's rea refreshing
after a hard day of work.
271
00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:03,519
You know, bet that's true?
272
00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:09,195
Let me get this straight.
273
00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:12,113
You have no intention
of marrying my daughter.
274
00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:15,511
Oh, no, no.
How could I do that to her?
275
00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:18,831
Treat Abby like an object, my wife.
276
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,479
She's not my wife...
277
00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:23,074
...she's everybody's wife.
278
00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:25,913
We are a everybody's wife.
279
00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,716
You're my wife.
280
00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:35,998
Maureen, get my gun!
281
00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:40,113
Whoa, dude, you shoudn't keep a gun.
282
00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:42,032
Guns kill.
283
00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:46,195
Oh, man!
284
00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:51,555
The one with the scope.
285
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:56,192
Dharma, will you please
stick to one story.
286
00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:58,032
We, 'm teing one story.
287
00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:01,476
This is a part of my story
where Abby was telling her story.
288
00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:04,234
All right, Dharma, let me guess
what happened to Gregory.
289
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,868
You're teing a story,
you refused to get to the point...
290
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:09,190
...and he attempted to take his own life.
291
00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:11,951
If you get nasty,
won't te you at a.
292
00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:18,000
A right, 'm sorry.
Please resume your story.
293
00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:19,513
Thank you.
294
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:21,511
One reality...
295
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,996
...another reality.
296
00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:27,197
- One reality...
- Larry, hand me the trowel.
297
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:30,196
You know, a trowel is only a trowel...
298
00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:33,238
...because we say it is.
- Just give me the damn thing.
299
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,912
Hey, you like Santana?
300
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:37,911
Are you kidding? I love Santana.
301
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:45,469
Take a pebble?
302
00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:47,548
That's not it?
303
00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:50,553
Who would write,
"take a pebbe out of me"?
304
00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:53,154
Don't know,
somebody with a kidney stone?
305
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,635
Maybe it is "take a pebbe."
306
00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:59,189
- ' Be back in a coupe of hours.
- Where you going?
307
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:01,590
I just told you,
'm gonna go see Santana.
308
00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:04,115
Oh, wait.
Maybe I left that part out.
309
00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:05,429
Gonna see Santana? Where?
310
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:06,715
A little club downtown.
311
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:09,440
A guy I know said they are working out
some new material.
312
00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:12,831
- Hey, come with me.
- Larry, we have to finish this job.
313
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,399
When you're on your deathbed...
314
00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:16,835
...are you gonna remember watching me
fix a hole...
315
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:21,073
...or are you gonna remember
seeing Santana from two feet away?
316
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,110
S that how you've been measuring
all this time?
317
00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:29,354
What do you say?
318
00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:30,509
Just you and me.
319
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,438
You start the van.
320
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,875
Why? You have the keys.
321
00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:47,229
Larry!
322
00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:50,071
This is not Santana!
323
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:54,153
Tell me about it!
"Oye Como Va."
324
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,196
So he fell on his head?
325
00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:04,351
Yeah. But he ended up
having a great time.
326
00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:07,478
- So he never got to see Dantana?
- No.
327
00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:11,633
Okay.
328
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,559
Would you please tell me
what happened?
329
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:18,679
He learned from Larry
the joy of spontaneity.
330
00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:21,912
No! Why is he in the hospital?
331
00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:24,950
'M getting to that.
332
00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:26,712
I just have to tell you...
333
00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:30,077
...you are a very annoying person
to tell a story to.
334
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:31,912
Anyway...
335
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:36,232
Come on, tell the truth.
You had fun with Larry, didn't you?
336
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:39,790
Yeah, I guess I did. He even talked
the band into letting me play bass.
337
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:42,838
- But you don't pay bass.
- Nobody noticed.
338
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:48,632
You know, I give your father
a hard time...
339
00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:50,712
...but there is something...
340
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:54,156
...to just going with the flow
and trying new things.
341
00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:58,598
We, if you're feeing adventurous,
you wanna give page 61 a shot...
342
00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:00,159
...in the old Kamasutra?
343
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,277
Page 61?
344
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:07,556
'Ve had a ong day.
345
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,154
Come on, we can do it.
346
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:13,676
You just strip down, stand on your head.
' Go see if can find a feather.
347
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:17,918
Stop, stop, stop!
348
00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:20,150
- I do not want to hear this.
- What?
349
00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:22,515
What, you made me tell you
this whole long story...
350
00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:24,591
...and you don't wanna here the end?
351
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:27,149
Come on, Edward, we're going home.
352
00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:31,239
What's that feather for?
353
00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:36,278
Oh, Kitty, just so you know,
it's not broken, it's just sprained.
354
00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:47,351
- Pete.
- Hey, buddy, how was your weekend?
355
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,795
Played the greatest round
of golf in my life.
356
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:55,675
Two, three, four!
357
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,433
Yeah!
358
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:06,555
Yeah!
359
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:11,629
Yeah!
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