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Now, Dharma, this is Bluebell.
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She'll be your horse.
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She's a little bit older and very gentle.
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She's blind in one eye.
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So you be careful on the right turns.
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Maybe l should just let her ride me.
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Dharma, you need a tame horse.
A fox hunt can be dangerous.
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Greg said it wasn't a real fox.
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He said it was a rag soaked in fox pee.
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lt is, but we prefer to call it ''fox scent. ''
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How do you get fox scent?
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We don't care.
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Maybe you should.
lt might not be fox scent.
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Might be some guy
trying to make a few bucks. . .
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-. . .selling his own--
-Would you stop?
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Tallyho.
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Honey, are you drunk?
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l'm wearing stretch pants
and chasing a urine-soaked towel. . .
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. . .through the woods. l'm hammered,
and l highly recommend it.
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Joaquin, how is he today?
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When l tried to put the saddle on him,
he almost kicked me in the fruits.
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Maybe you should wear a fruit cup.
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Put him away, Joaquin.
We'll never be able to break him.
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-No, no!
-Hey.
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Oh, no. Hey, hey, hey,
you can't just force him like that.
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Hello, handsome. What's your name?
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Capital Loss.
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He looks more like a Steve to me.
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Dharma, please be careful.
lt's a very dangerous animal.
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Oh, Steve, aren't you dangerous!
Oh, yes, you are.
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Come on, l'll put you back
in your stable. . .
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. . .and you can practice
your big, mean face, yes.
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That's amazing.
No one's been able to handle him.
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Oh, that's nothing. She taught the dogs
to give each other baths.
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Sweet pork, bad.
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Sour pork, bad.
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Sweet-and-sour pork? Genius.
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Hey, careful.
That's Dharma's birthday present.
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-What'd you get her?
-Well, her family has this tradition. . .
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-. . .about giving homemade gifts.
-And you made her. . .?
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These are mementos
from the day we met.
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lt's the baseball game,
the trip to Reno, the pie shop.
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-This is your American Express statement.
-Yeah.
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All the charges from that day
are highlighted.
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You're giving her
an American Express statement.
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No, l'm not done.
l'm gonna burn the edges. . .
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. . .and decoupage it to a piece of wood,
and put some seashells around.
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-What do you think?
-l think, if you were 4. . .
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. . .and you were giving it to your mother
even she would say it sucks.
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Knock, knock.
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-Barbara.
-Hi, Greg.
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-Paul.
-Close enough.
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What brings you to the 1 0th floor?
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They're pulling your department in
on the Williamson case.
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-The boss wants you to help me out.
-Okay.
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Look, you know,
l don't wanna make a big deal about. . .
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-. . .you know, our history--
-No, no, no. lt's fine.
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l could help.
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-How?
-l'm a lawyer.
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This may take some time
to get caught up on the files. . .
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-. . .so l'll just go get my. . . .
-Great.
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-Great.
-Great.
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Well, Dharma's gonna be thrilled
by this, huh?
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You working hours
with a woman you almost married?
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There's nothing between us.
lt's not an issue.
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Well, great.
Well, maybe l'll ask her out then.
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Fine.
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Hey, you got any tips
that might speed the process along. . .
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-. . .if you know what l mean?
-Sure.
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Ask her to slap a restraining order
on you now.
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Look what l found out front.
lt's a horse.
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Steve, what are you doing here?
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-Wait a minute. You know him?
-Yeah, this is Kitty's horse.
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l see the resemblance.
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-Hello.
-Hi, honey.
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l just wanted to let you know
l'm gonna be working late tonight.
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Oh, sorry. My fault.
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l've been working out.
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Oh, and you've been eating
peanut butter crackers.
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We've gotta file a motion in the morning,
so we're not gonna get out till 1 0 or 1 1 .
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You working with Pete?
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Me and Pete. That's who's working
together, me and Pete.
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Do l smell pants on fire?
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Steve, cut that out.
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-Who's Steve?
-Do you remember Steve?
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From your parents' hunt club?
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Honey, he's eaating my shoes.
I gottaa go.
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There's a guy eating my wife's shoes
in my apartment.
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And another guy lying to your wife
in your desk chair.
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l'll tell her about Barbara. l'm just gonna
wait until after her birthday.
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You don't have to justify anything to me.
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l lie just for the fun of it.
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l just got a message from my neighbor.
My bathroom is flooding.
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l've gotta go home
and wait for a plumber.
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-We have to file this thing by 9 a.m.
-Well, we could work at my place.
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Yeah, l guess we're gonna have to.
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Okay, l just have to get some stuff
from my office.
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Night, Paul.
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Night, Paul.
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Hey, steal me something
from her hamper, huh?
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Anything. Surprise me.
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-But l wanna keep him.
-No, Jane.
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You cannot keep a horse
in your apartment.
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That's what you said about our mailman,
but he's still down there.
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We'll ride him back to the stable. . .
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. . .and then we'll hit
a few drive-throughs along the way.
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l don't know.
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We can pretend
we're lesbian Canadian Mounties.
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-Nobody ever gets that.
-But we have a horse this time.
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Right.
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Okay.
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There's gotta be case law
more recent than 1 961 .
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Greg, can l ask you a question?
And then l will drop the subject forever.
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-Okay.
-Do you ever miss me?
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That is one hell of a clog.
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You either got tree roots
growing in the pipes. . .
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. . .or you need to see a doctor.
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Oh, okay. Here's U.S. v. Weber, 1 965.
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You didn't answer my question.
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Barbara, listen to me.
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l'm really, really happy. . .
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. . .in my marriage.
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Got it.
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Alrighty, then. This ought to do it.
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This thing's strong enough
to yank out a kitten.
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How could he get out of his stall?
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He is smart, missus.
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Smart like the devil.
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Whoa, Steve.
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What are you two doing with my horse?
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Pretending we're lesbian
Canadian Mounties.
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We take turns being on top.
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And we never get our man.
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Dharma, you cannot take the horse out
whenever you want.
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l didn't. He just showed up
at my apartment.
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-What?
-l don't know how, but he did it.
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He's in love with her.
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What are you talking about?
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He traveled across the city to find her.
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He's in love.
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You've done this to me
with three guys and an iguana.
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lt's starting to tick me off.
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Joaquin, put the horse
back in his stable. . .
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. . .and be sure that the door is locked.
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l told you, missus.
l locked the door before.
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The horse is passionate.
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Passionate like the devil.
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Greg?
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-Hello.
-Hey, Pete, it's Dharma.
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-What time is it?
-lt's 3:30 in the morning.
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l'm sorry l'm calling so late,
but is Greg there?
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Yeah. Yeah, he is.
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-Well, can l talk to him?
-Nope.
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He-- He's passed out drunk
right here on the floor.
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-What?
-No need to worry.
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l'll get some coffee in him
and drive him home.
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-Okay, thanks.
-No problem.
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Oh, Greg. Greg, Greg, Greg.
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You really screwed up this time, buddy.
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Not gonna get too far without these.
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This is never gonna work.
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Look, just take a swig of this
and follow my lead.
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Now, throw up in your mouth a little.
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Hey, honey, are you all right?
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l'm-- l'm fine.
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Oh, he is drunk. Drunk, drunk, drunk.
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-l had some coffee, so now l'm fine.
-What happened?
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-l thought you guys were working.
-Well, we were. . .
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. . .but then Greg pulled a bottle of tequila
out of his desk drawer, you know.
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We do shots, next thing you know
we're stumbling out of a karaoke bar. . .
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-. . .with a couple Japanese businessmen.
-Night, Pete.
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You know, the other guys, they wanted
to go get hookers. But this guy. . . .
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-The most loyal husband in the world.
-Good night, Pete.
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Good night.
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Well, l better get to bed.
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Well, hang on a second, honey.
What's going on?
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What do you mean?
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Well, l've never, ever seen you
drink so much.
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You've never seen me sing karaoke.
lsn't that fun?
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A year and a half and we're still learning
about each other, huh? Good night.
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-What was that?
-Oh, God. lt's Steve again.
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Steve's a horse.
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He's your mother's horse.
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He's in love with me.
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-l don't understand.
-Maybe you would if you weren't drunk.
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-Now, go to bed.
-Where are you going?
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-Well, l gotta ride him back to the stable.
-Now?
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Yeah, now.
Otherwise, we're gonna hit rush hour.
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Come on, Steve.
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You know you gotta go home, okay?
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All right. How about this?
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l'll go into your stall
and have one carrot with you. . .
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. . .but then l definitely
have to go home. Okay?
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Okay.
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-Hi, honey.
-Hi, Abby. Thanks for coming to get me.
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Oh, wow, look at his aura.
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You're right.
He really is in love with you.
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l know. l don't know how
to get through to him.
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Well, honey,
you were a horse in a past life once.
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What would you have wanted
someone to say to you?
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Steve. . .
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. . .you're a great horse.
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You are.
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And if we had met
when we were both the same species. . .
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. . .l mean, who knows, you know?
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You're handsome.
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You're funny.
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l mean, come on, you know? You would
never be happy in an apartment.
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And, eventually, l mean, l would
get bored running around a field.
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Steve. . .
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. . .l don't think we should see each other
for a while, okay?
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Goodbye, Steve.
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No, Dharma.
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Don't look back.
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You know? And he had bloody marys
on Sunday, and tequila last night.
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And really, l don't know
what's going on.
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Well, l hate to say it, Dharma,
but Greg could have an addiction.
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l would know if he had an addiction,
wouldn't l?
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Not necessarily.
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lt took me years to realize that your
father couldn't get through a day. . .
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. . .without burning incense
and eating a box of Mallomars.
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-Hi, guys.
-Hi, Greg.
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Hi, Greg. What you got there?
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-Orange juice.
-Just orange juice?
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And a newspaper.
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-How you feeling?
-Fine.
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-You're not hung-over?
-Oh, yeah. Yeah, l guess l am.
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Or maybe l'm still drunk from last night.
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Well, l gotta go.
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See you later.
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-He didn't even wish me happy birthday.
-Forgetfulness, Dharma.
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lt's one of the signs.
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Honey, l almost forgot.
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-Happy birthday.
-Thank you.
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-l'll see you at the party.
-Okay, 7:00.
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Seven o'clock.
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l wish we could crack open the
champagne now, but l'm late for work.
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You know, eventually,
he'll just stop going to work.
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Dharma, we can't wait for him
much longer. . .
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. . .if we're gonna celebrate
your exact birth time.
241
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l'm sure he's just stuck in traffic.
Let's just start without him.
242
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:47,913
Don't worry, he won't miss a thing.
243
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l'm sketching everything that happens.
244
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-That's your gift from me.
-Thank you, Jane.
245
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lt would help if everyone
would stop moving around so much.
246
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Excuse me, everyone.
Can l have your attention?
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ln honor of Dharma's birthday. . .
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. . .Abby and l have prepared
a special gift.
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lt's called The Conception of Dhaarmaa.
250
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Oh, God.
251
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:13,999
There was a concert in the park.
252
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:18,749
A girl from Wisconsin. A man with a van.
253
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:23,077
The girl is fertile. The van is carpeted.
254
00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:27,990
Nine months. Eating and growing.
255
00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:29,834
Growing and eating.
256
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:33,390
Hormones and hair-pulling.
Hair-pulling and hormones.
257
00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:37,439
-Raging hormones. Monster hormones.
-Larry.
258
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The day arrives.
A flood of blood and life.
259
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Breathe, Abby, breathe.
260
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Dharma, come here. Be born.
261
00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:10,630
Birthday or no birthday,
if she starts suckling, we're leaving.
262
00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:16,117
Please stop.
You're making me nauseous.
263
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,439
So you do have feelings for me.
264
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:25,871
-Hello.
-Hey, Pete. lt's Dharma.
265
00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:27,029
Oh, hi, Dharma.
266
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:28,553
-God, l'm late.
-Is Greg there?
267
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:29,709
Hold on, l'll check.
268
00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:32,519
l still have to stop at the jewelers
and pick up her present.
269
00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:35,274
-Buy me a half an hour.
-No, Dharma, he just left.
270
00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:38,113
He might be a while though.
He was gonna stop off for a drink.
271
00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:41,233
A couple of drinks, aactuaally.
272
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,789
Yeah, he was gonna do
about a half-hour of drinking.
273
00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:45,753
To celebrate your birthday.
274
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:48,868
Okay. Well, are you gonna come?
275
00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:50,314
Oh, me? No, I caan 't maake it.
276
00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:52,391
l got a hot date.
277
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,591
You know, you look good
coming and going.
278
00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:00,959
Bye.
279
00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:05,752
He's at a bar, drinking.
280
00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:07,592
l think it's time for an intervention.
281
00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:09,273
See you.
282
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:22,432
-Hi, everybody.
-Hi, Greg.
283
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:23,589
What's going on?
284
00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:26,433
Greg, l love you very much,
but you've got a drinking problem.
285
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:29,114
And we've all talked about it,
and we're here to help you.
286
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,111
Just say no, Greg.
287
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,639
l don't have a drinking problem.
288
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,438
You're in denial.
289
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:39,273
-l'm not in denial.
-Listen to yourself. l'm gonna mirror you:
290
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:41,158
-''l'm not in denial. l'm not. ''
-l'm not.
291
00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:43,390
-l don't know where you got this.
-''l don't know--''
292
00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:44,595
-Stop that.
-''Stop that. ''
293
00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:48,399
Greg, Pete said that you have a bottle
in your desk drawer. . .
294
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:49,993
. . .and you passed out last night.
295
00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:54,199
-l wasn't drunk last night.
-''l wasn't drunk last night. ''
296
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:59,159
l wasn't. l gargled with tequila.
l was pretending.
297
00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:00,755
Why would you pretend?
298
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,354
l got assigned a case
with Barbara Colefield.
299
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,750
We had to work late
and l fell asleep at her place.
300
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:09,397
-Barbara?
-Oh, how is Barbara?
301
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:11,713
-You were with Barbara?
-Yes, but--
302
00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:13,199
You fell asleep at her place?
303
00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:16,352
-Nothing happened.
-No, don't even talk to me right now.
304
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:28,276
l told you he didn't have
a drinking problem.
305
00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:31,913
He just has a little girlfriend.
306
00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:39,839
Which is bad, very bad.
307
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:44,993
Dharma?
308
00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:47,155
Dharma, come on.
309
00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:48,912
Come on, what, Greg?
310
00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:50,911
You slept at your ex-girlfriend's house.
311
00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:53,310
-Nothing happened.
-l know that because l trust you.
312
00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:56,119
But you didn't give me a chance
to trust you, you lied to me.
313
00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:58,396
l didn't want to upset you
before your birthday.
314
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:00,115
Good job.
315
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,398
Dharma, look. Listen, l'm sorry.
316
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:06,353
l screwed up.
317
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,795
-l really screwed up.
-Yeah, you did.
318
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,956
-Come here.
-No. l need to go for a walk.
319
00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:30,199
Get off the couch.
320
00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:38,512
Get off the couch.
321
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:44,316
-Hi.
-Hi.
322
00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:45,993
Helium.
323
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,199
Are--
324
00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:50,713
Are you okay?
325
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:54,190
Are-- Are we okay?
326
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:56,115
We will be.
327
00:18:56,760 --> 00:19:01,470
l didn't even get a chance
to give you your birthday present.
328
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,239
l glued the macaroni on the box myself.
329
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:09,518
This was the second try.
First time l cooked the macaroni.
330
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:13,357
-That's very sweet. Thank you.
-Open it.
331
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:27,634
They're. . . . They're not homemade.
332
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:31,076
But somebody made them,
and that's perfectly okay with me.
333
00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:36,511
l don't want you to think that because
you got me these diamond earrings. . .
334
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:38,511
-. . .that l'm not still mad at you.
-l know.
335
00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:40,033
l'm still mad at you.
336
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,878
But l will sleep with you,
so it wasn't a total waste of money.
337
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:53,872
-Happy birthday.
-Thank you.
338
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,911
Steve, you gotta get over me.
339
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:06,116
lt's time to move on.
340
00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:10,232
Now, there's somebody
l want you to meet, okay?
341
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:14,431
Steve, this is Barbara.
342
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:17,915
Barbara, this is Steve.
343
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:22,632
He's beautiful.
344
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:35,474
No, forget it.
This is too freaking weird.
345
00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:56,031
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