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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,801 --> 00:00:06,283 -♪ what would you do If I sang out of tune? ♪ 2 00:00:06,307 --> 00:00:11,521 ♪ would you stand up And walk out on me? ♪ 3 00:00:11,545 --> 00:00:17,460 ♪ lend me your ears, And I'll sing you a song ♪ 4 00:00:17,484 --> 00:00:21,164 ♪ I will try not to Sing out of key, yeah ♪ 5 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:25,368 ♪ oh, baby, I get by ♪ - ♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 6 00:00:25,392 --> 00:00:26,836 -♪ all I need is my buddies ♪ 7 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,906 -♪ high with a little Help from my friends ♪ 8 00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:35,378 -♪ I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ♪ - ♪ Try with a little help from my friends ♪ 9 00:00:35,402 --> 00:00:40,806 - ♪ whoa-oa-oa-oa, yeah ♪ - ♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 10 00:00:52,819 --> 00:00:56,566 -♪ there's something Happening here ♪ 11 00:00:56,590 --> 00:01:01,538 ♪ what it is ain't Exactly clear ♪ 12 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:06,176 ♪ there's a man with A gun over there ♪ 13 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:10,914 ♪ telling me I got to beware ♪ 14 00:01:10,938 --> 00:01:13,116 ♪ I think it's time We stop, children ♪ 15 00:01:13,140 --> 00:01:14,418 ♪ what's that sound? ♪ 16 00:01:14,442 --> 00:01:19,089 ♪ everybody, look What's going down ♪ 17 00:01:19,113 --> 00:01:22,292 -we live in confusing times... 18 00:01:22,316 --> 00:01:24,761 Times of change... 19 00:01:24,785 --> 00:01:28,398 And of disagreement. 20 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:32,235 There are those who will say That brian cooper was a man 21 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:35,672 Who died defending his country. 22 00:01:35,696 --> 00:01:39,075 And there are those who will say 23 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:42,879 That he was a child Who died in vain. 24 00:01:42,903 --> 00:01:45,715 -brian cooper was the First person I ever knew 25 00:01:45,739 --> 00:01:48,951 who wasn't old who died. 26 00:01:48,975 --> 00:01:52,055 I guess we all have that Moment where we realize 27 00:01:52,079 --> 00:01:54,724 that even somebody Who's basically a kid 28 00:01:54,748 --> 00:01:56,993 can cease to exist, 29 00:01:57,017 --> 00:01:59,796 and we're never The same after that. 30 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:06,035 -we must have faith that none Of god's children die in vain. 31 00:02:06,059 --> 00:02:10,139 -but it wasn't just brian's Death that had changed me. 32 00:02:10,163 --> 00:02:13,143 it was also brian's sister. 33 00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:16,513 I hadn't seen winnie since the Night we kissed in the woods, 34 00:02:16,537 --> 00:02:19,516 but I hadn't been able to Think about anything else. 35 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:22,052 -but through all the change, 36 00:02:22,076 --> 00:02:26,856 There is one thing that Remains constant and eternal 37 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:29,425 And can never die, 38 00:02:29,449 --> 00:02:31,516 And that is the human soul. 39 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:36,232 -oh, no! The jell-o Salad isn't set! 40 00:02:37,290 --> 00:02:38,501 Here, kevin. 41 00:02:38,525 --> 00:02:40,003 You take the ham. 42 00:02:40,027 --> 00:02:42,305 -like women all over america, 43 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:45,174 my mother confronted Tragedy and death 44 00:02:45,198 --> 00:02:48,144 with cold ham and jell-o salad. 45 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:51,280 -the little marshmallows Are just swimming in there. 46 00:02:51,304 --> 00:02:52,482 -come on, norma. Let's just go. 47 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:53,850 -let me put some ice cubes in. 48 00:02:53,874 --> 00:02:54,917 It'll take five minutes. 49 00:02:54,941 --> 00:02:56,052 -you got the ham. 50 00:02:56,076 --> 00:02:57,420 You don't need to Bring the jell-o, too. 51 00:02:57,444 --> 00:03:00,156 -five minutes... Just Give me five minutes. 52 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:03,915 -the rest of us had other Ways of dealing with our grief. 53 00:03:11,057 --> 00:03:12,669 but I, for one, was a wreck. 54 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:14,236 I would think about brian, 55 00:03:14,260 --> 00:03:16,639 and I'd feel almost Sick to my stomach. 56 00:03:16,663 --> 00:03:18,274 then I would think about winnie, 57 00:03:18,298 --> 00:03:20,643 and a thrill would pass Through my 12-year-old body 58 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:22,278 like the wind through the trees. 59 00:03:22,302 --> 00:03:25,014 life's two greatest Forces, love and death, 60 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,916 were tearing me apart... 61 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:28,685 at the waist. 62 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,943 -come on, mom! Let's go! 63 00:03:35,849 --> 00:03:38,428 -here I was at brian's funeral, 64 00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:41,231 and winnie was Nowhere to be seen. 65 00:03:41,255 --> 00:03:43,099 I felt sort of weird, though. 66 00:03:43,123 --> 00:03:45,301 I mean, what was I Gonna do if I saw her... 67 00:03:45,325 --> 00:03:48,092 ask her to dance? 68 00:03:56,203 --> 00:03:58,315 -kevin, take this Plate of food over 69 00:03:58,339 --> 00:04:00,217 And try and get Winnie to eat something. 70 00:04:00,241 --> 00:04:05,376 She really needs her old Friends right now. Go on. 71 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,036 -hi. 72 00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:22,405 -hi. 73 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:25,542 -hi. 74 00:04:25,566 --> 00:04:28,077 My mom wanted me To give this to you. 75 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:29,980 -thanks. 76 00:04:30,004 --> 00:04:33,049 I'm not really that hungry. 77 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:35,785 -yeah, you should eat, though... 78 00:04:35,809 --> 00:04:37,620 Something. 79 00:04:37,644 --> 00:04:40,589 -what was she thinking? 80 00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:42,025 what was I thinking? 81 00:04:42,049 --> 00:04:43,659 I was so confused. 82 00:04:43,683 --> 00:04:45,795 she was so close, I-I Wanted to grab her, 83 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:46,996 take her in my arms, 84 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:49,999 feel her 72-pound Body next to mine. 85 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:52,435 -try the ham. 86 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:54,637 -okay. 87 00:04:54,661 --> 00:04:56,405 -oh, god, I was an animal. 88 00:04:56,429 --> 00:04:58,174 watching her eat the ham, 89 00:04:58,198 --> 00:05:01,477 I felt, "How could I be Having these feelings?" 90 00:05:01,501 --> 00:05:03,661 did it show? Could People see through me? 91 00:05:05,572 --> 00:05:08,384 what would brian think? 92 00:05:08,408 --> 00:05:09,607 -so! 93 00:05:11,744 --> 00:05:13,957 You're at my funeral, And all you can think about 94 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:15,391 Is jumpin' my little sister. 95 00:05:15,415 --> 00:05:18,061 -of course, he would Think I was scum. 96 00:05:20,921 --> 00:05:23,199 You're a man after my own heart. 97 00:05:23,223 --> 00:05:25,468 -wait a minute. That's right. 98 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:27,191 brian wasn't like that. 99 00:05:29,363 --> 00:05:32,497 -but, kev, kev, kev, not now. 100 00:05:34,401 --> 00:05:36,679 Just give her a little time. 101 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:54,864 -the female reproductive system. 102 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:58,935 -among the many great Historical milestones of 1968, 103 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:01,437 perhaps the greatest Was the advent 104 00:06:01,461 --> 00:06:03,773 of sex education in the schools. 105 00:06:05,665 --> 00:06:09,012 -now, if I hear any giggling, 106 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:12,882 If I see any smirking, This class is over. 107 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:15,117 Do you read me, people? 108 00:06:15,141 --> 00:06:16,374 Over. 109 00:06:20,681 --> 00:06:22,759 Now... 110 00:06:22,783 --> 00:06:27,797 The female reproductive Organs look like this. 111 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:30,166 -all right! 112 00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:44,814 -unfortunately, it looked More like a cow's head to me. 113 00:06:44,838 --> 00:06:46,850 -now... 114 00:06:46,874 --> 00:06:49,908 Who can tell me what these are? 115 00:06:51,979 --> 00:06:53,189 Yes? 116 00:06:53,213 --> 00:06:54,579 -the ears? 117 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:59,784 -apparently, I wasn't alone. 118 00:07:01,621 --> 00:07:03,199 -the... 119 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:04,622 Ovaries. 120 00:07:07,227 --> 00:07:09,071 The ears would be... 121 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:11,874 Up here. 122 00:07:11,898 --> 00:07:14,444 -uh, wh-why don't you Draw the whole lady 123 00:07:14,468 --> 00:07:16,746 S-so we know where Everything goes? 124 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:19,715 - yeah, the whole lady. - yeah, the whole lady. 125 00:07:19,739 --> 00:07:21,617 -all right. 126 00:07:21,641 --> 00:07:23,219 -my gosh. 127 00:07:25,512 --> 00:07:29,091 I can't believe He's gonna draw it. 128 00:07:42,095 --> 00:07:43,906 -suddenly, it became very clear 129 00:07:43,930 --> 00:07:46,409 why mr. Cutlip had Never been married. 130 00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:50,145 any man who saw women that Way would have no reason to. 131 00:07:50,169 --> 00:07:52,014 -now... 132 00:07:52,038 --> 00:07:56,585 The ovaries, of course, Are the site of ovulation. 133 00:07:56,609 --> 00:07:58,321 -as mr. Cutlip went on, 134 00:07:58,345 --> 00:08:00,923 one fact became Increasingly evident. 135 00:08:00,947 --> 00:08:03,592 sex, in the hands Of public educators, 136 00:08:03,616 --> 00:08:05,461 is not a pretty thing. 137 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,830 -"Ova" is actually Plural of "Ovum." 138 00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:10,566 Of approximately 28 days. 139 00:08:10,590 --> 00:08:16,005 And that, in a nutshell, Is the story of ovulation. 140 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:17,029 Questions? 141 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:19,175 Yes. 142 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:21,432 -when do we start football? 143 00:08:22,870 --> 00:08:25,047 -all right, I'm going to hand Out your textbooks now... 144 00:08:25,071 --> 00:08:27,349 "Health and human sexuality." 145 00:08:27,373 --> 00:08:28,684 -textbooks?! 146 00:08:28,708 --> 00:08:31,554 -for wednesday, people, 147 00:08:31,578 --> 00:08:36,125 You will read chapters 1 and 2. 148 00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:38,861 Do not read ahead. 149 00:08:38,885 --> 00:08:40,662 Repeat... 150 00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:45,056 Do not... Read... Ahead. 151 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:50,573 -chapter 14... The human Reproductive cycle. 152 00:08:50,597 --> 00:08:52,108 -let me see it. Hey! Come on! 153 00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:53,509 -telling us not to read ahead 154 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,311 was like telling A pack of wolves 155 00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:56,679 to stay away from red meat. 156 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:58,814 -what's the matter, Arnold? You horny? 157 00:08:58,838 --> 00:09:00,416 -yeah, I think arnold's horny! 158 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,218 -yeah, I think arnold's horny! 159 00:09:05,111 --> 00:09:06,555 - uh-oh, arnold. - shut up, you guys. 160 00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:14,730 - oh, my god! - wow! 161 00:09:14,754 --> 00:09:17,600 - whoa! - oh, my god! 162 00:09:21,594 --> 00:09:23,639 -hi. 163 00:09:23,663 --> 00:09:25,007 -hi. 164 00:09:25,031 --> 00:09:26,842 -hi. 165 00:09:26,866 --> 00:09:29,078 -whatcha doing? 166 00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:30,446 -nothing. 167 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:33,382 -oh. 168 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,251 -when are you coming Back to school? 169 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:37,008 -monday. 170 00:09:38,845 --> 00:09:41,324 -oh. 171 00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:45,828 -but maybe we could Do something tomorrow. 172 00:09:45,852 --> 00:09:48,898 I mean, if you want. 173 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:51,500 -yeah. I mean, sure. 174 00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:53,235 If you want. 175 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:56,272 -well, I'm going to my Uncle's in the morning, 176 00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:58,841 But I'll be back around 3:00. 177 00:09:58,865 --> 00:10:01,844 -come on, kev! Let's go! 178 00:10:01,868 --> 00:10:04,547 -okay, well, bye. See you tomorrow. 179 00:10:04,571 --> 00:10:05,682 -okay, bye. 180 00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:07,138 -bye. 181 00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:20,095 -♪ young girl ♪ 182 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:21,497 ♪ get out of my mind ♪ 183 00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:25,367 -"And thusly, a woman's Anatomical construction 184 00:10:25,391 --> 00:10:29,326 Is fantastically adaptive To the needs of a..." 185 00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:32,842 What's that word? 186 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:34,944 - "Burgeoning." 187 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:40,071 -"...To the needs of a... Burgeoning human life." 188 00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:44,053 This stuff's not that good. 189 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:46,088 -well, we could Look up "Burgeoning." 190 00:10:46,112 --> 00:10:48,390 -but we had already Looked up "Prenatal" 191 00:10:48,414 --> 00:10:49,759 and "Amniotic fluid," 192 00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:52,462 and it was clear we were Barking up the wrong tree. 193 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:57,433 -oh, working on your Sex education, I see. 194 00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:59,268 I'm not sure you boys Are old enough for this. 195 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:00,903 -give it back, wayne. 196 00:11:00,927 --> 00:11:01,904 -let's see. 197 00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:03,372 Huh. 198 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:05,474 Pretty hot stuff. 199 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,609 You know, I bet the Guys who wrote this book 200 00:11:07,633 --> 00:11:09,412 Have never even Been to second base. 201 00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:12,181 -well, what's that Supposed to mean? 202 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:14,750 -you don't know What second base is? 203 00:11:14,774 --> 00:11:17,253 -of course we know What second base is. 204 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:19,288 Sort of. 205 00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:20,623 -♪ you're much too young, girl ♪ 206 00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:22,224 -all right... 207 00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:24,293 -and with an air of Confident authority 208 00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:26,762 that only an idiot or an Older brother can have, 209 00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:29,832 wayne proceeded to Elaborate a baseball metaphor 210 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:33,402 that changed the way we Looked at women... And baseball... 211 00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:35,004 forever. 212 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,939 -and I'm telling you, 213 00:11:36,963 --> 00:11:39,275 Everybody gets to At least second base 214 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:40,743 By the 7th grade. 215 00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:41,978 -this was a lot of pressure, 216 00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:43,946 especially since most Of the girls we knew 217 00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:45,581 Had no second bases. 218 00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:47,583 -look, I'll tell you what You guys should do. 219 00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:49,184 You should get a real book. 220 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:50,552 -a real book? 221 00:11:50,576 --> 00:11:52,188 -yeah, you should get 222 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:56,292 "Everything you always wanted to Know about sex but were afraid to ask." 223 00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:57,659 -there's a book called that? 224 00:11:57,683 --> 00:11:59,194 -well, sure, it Was a bestseller. 225 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:00,596 Just go to a bookstore. 226 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:03,099 -well... 227 00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:04,700 Have you read it? 228 00:12:05,825 --> 00:12:07,636 No. I don't have to. 229 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:10,061 The great ones go on instinct. 230 00:12:12,031 --> 00:12:14,543 -uh... Uh, yeah. Yeah, instinct. 231 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,212 - instinct. - I go on instinct, too. 232 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,746 - I go on instinct, too. - yeah. 233 00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:21,284 -instinctively, we Went to the bookstore 234 00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:23,219 first thing the next morning. 235 00:12:24,844 --> 00:12:27,111 -holy mackerel! 236 00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:32,394 You idiot! 237 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:33,829 -what? That was It. Didn't you see it? 238 00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:34,930 -of course I saw it, 239 00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:36,665 But you can't just Run in and grab one. 240 00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:37,500 -why not? 241 00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:38,968 -why not? 242 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:41,037 Because he'll think we're Perverts. That's why not. 243 00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:42,304 -well, what do you want to do? 244 00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:45,074 -we got to look around, Get some other stuff... 245 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,075 Clean stuff. 246 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,977 Ah, here. This looks good. 247 00:12:49,001 --> 00:12:50,546 - "Ivanhoe"? 248 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:53,349 -here. Let's get one of These "War and peaces," too. 249 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:54,349 -okay. 250 00:12:54,373 --> 00:12:56,441 -right. Now we get the sex book. 251 00:12:58,144 --> 00:13:00,155 All right, now put It on the bottom, 252 00:13:00,179 --> 00:13:02,291 And the guy will never Even notice what it is. 253 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:03,959 Maybe. 254 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:13,869 It's a lady! 255 00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:15,871 Forget it. We got to Go. Let's put these back. 256 00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:17,140 -no. 257 00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:20,276 -I'd known paul since He was 36 hours old, 258 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:23,968 and never before had I seen That kind of fire in his eyes. 259 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:36,325 -buy those books and act casual. 260 00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:37,994 -what, are you crazy?! 261 00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:42,264 -this was going too far. I Was a pervert, not a felon. 262 00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:47,358 -kevin, it's "Everything you always Wanted to know about sex"... everything. 263 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,128 -I'd like to buy these. 264 00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:55,777 -it's pretty advanced Reading for a boy your age. 265 00:13:55,801 --> 00:13:57,479 -thanks. 266 00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:58,881 -okay. 267 00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:01,951 It'll be $7.95. 268 00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:08,713 -thanks. Bye! 269 00:14:11,785 --> 00:14:13,228 -hey, there's $20 here! 270 00:14:15,087 --> 00:14:17,866 -it was about 2 miles from The bookstore to my house. 271 00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:20,369 we made it in just Under four seconds. 272 00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:21,970 -come on. Take it out! 273 00:14:21,994 --> 00:14:24,573 -kevin! Lunch! 274 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:25,696 -oh, no! 275 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:36,252 -uh, maybe I should stay Here... To watch the book. 276 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:37,441 -paul! 277 00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:47,729 -kevin, slow down. You're Gonna make yourself sick. 278 00:14:49,922 --> 00:14:51,100 -you done yet? 279 00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,168 -paul! 280 00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:53,636 You just left. 281 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:56,438 You couldn't possibly Have gone all the way home. 282 00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:59,141 -I couldn't? 283 00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:00,642 -mom, can I be excused? 284 00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:03,112 -no, you may not be excused. 285 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:06,570 Now, just sit down And finish your lunch. 286 00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:12,009 Don't forget... It's your Day to do the dishes. 287 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:19,528 -we had about 50 dishes. 288 00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:23,054 we did them in just Under four seconds. 289 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,611 -it's gone! 290 00:15:36,635 --> 00:15:37,813 -it's gone. 291 00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:39,882 -oh, my god! 292 00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:41,283 my parents! 293 00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:42,852 no, wait... We'd stolen it. 294 00:15:42,876 --> 00:15:44,520 of course... The pretty lady. 295 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:45,888 the police! 296 00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:48,758 -hmm! 297 00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:50,281 -wayne. 298 00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:55,431 Oh, looking for this? 299 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,199 - give me that, you jerk! - I don't know. 300 00:15:57,223 --> 00:15:59,468 I think I'm gonna have to Preview this for you boys. 301 00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,102 -I thought you Didn't need it, wayne. 302 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:03,305 -yeah, give it back! we got it! 303 00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:05,407 -oh, now, I bet You'd like to try this 304 00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:07,576 With your little Girlfriend, "Win-nay." 305 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,478 -shut up, wayne. 306 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:10,979 -or this! No, wait a minute. 307 00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:13,115 I think winnie kind Of might like this one. 308 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,916 -shut up, wayne! 309 00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:16,585 -how far are you Gonna go with her, kev? 310 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,120 Gonna try for a Home run, pal, huh? 311 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,122 -now, wait a minute. Now, wait a minute. 312 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,957 N-now, this one Looks like a lot of fun. 313 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,459 Why don't I read it to you? 314 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:26,194 - it's hard to know just how it happened... - stupid! 315 00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:28,330 I'm gonna kill you, you idiot! - but suddenly, at that moment, 316 00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:29,874 with an intensity that No one in that room... 317 00:16:29,898 --> 00:16:31,167 - oh, god! I'm gonna Smash your face! 318 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:33,001 It's gonna be uglier than even now! - had previously thought possible, 319 00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:35,871 12 1/2 years of pent-up, impotent rage... - oh, I'm gonna kill you! 320 00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:37,806 - became potent. 321 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:41,577 - sort of. - ugh! 322 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,879 -wayne still outweighed Me by a good 30 pounds. 323 00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:45,347 -what's the matter with you?! 324 00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:48,016 Ow! Ohh! - come here, you... 325 00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:00,618 -what is going on in here?! 326 00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:06,957 Oh, my god. 327 00:17:17,903 --> 00:17:20,037 Um, paul, I think you Better go home now. 328 00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:30,381 -well, you got to give Paul credit for trying. 329 00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,931 -what are you boys Doing with this book? 330 00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:38,422 -don't ask me. Kevin got it. 331 00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:41,604 -kevin? 332 00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:43,327 Is that true? 333 00:17:47,366 --> 00:17:49,566 Yes. 334 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:56,440 -wayne, go outside. 335 00:17:58,377 --> 00:17:59,944 -kids. I know. 336 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,459 -kevin! 337 00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:10,032 -I am so disappointed in you! 338 00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:13,302 -at that moment, I felt like The lowest thing on earth. 339 00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:17,539 I was a pervert, A thief, a sneak. 340 00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:20,509 I'd always been her Sweet, innocent little boy, 341 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:21,943 but at that moment, 342 00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:24,980 my mother couldn't even Bear to look me in the eye. 343 00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:27,683 -it's not so much... 344 00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:30,986 Your reading this book... 345 00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:35,512 But what were you doing in My dresser drawers, anyway?! 346 00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:47,937 -I guess my mother figured Out her mistake pretty quickly, 347 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:50,439 because I never heard From either of my parents 348 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:51,707 on that topic again. 349 00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,676 we seemed to have a Tacit understanding 350 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,611 that they wouldn't Mention my book 351 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:58,013 if I wouldn't mention theirs. 352 00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:22,037 when winnie got Back from her uncle's, 353 00:19:22,061 --> 00:19:23,805 we went for a walk in the park. 354 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,508 neither of us said a Word about it, of course, 355 00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:29,933 but we both knew that the park Was where you went to make out. 356 00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:38,787 as we approached The baseball field, 357 00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:41,490 I started to sweat. 358 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,625 nearing first base... 359 00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:45,227 second base... 360 00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:46,595 third. 361 00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,631 -let's cut across the outfield. 362 00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:49,786 -okay. 363 00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:54,203 -I didn't know what to do. 364 00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:56,404 our first kiss had Happened so naturally, 365 00:19:56,428 --> 00:19:58,473 I couldn't even Remember how I did it. 366 00:19:58,497 --> 00:20:02,010 did I... Did I breathe through My mouth or my nose? 367 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,869 well, I had to make Some kind of move. 368 00:20:15,447 --> 00:20:17,159 -there was a bug on you. 369 00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:18,761 -oh. 370 00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:20,751 Thanks. 371 00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:24,955 -some move. 372 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:37,412 well, there was no Turning back now. 373 00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:39,203 we were here. 374 00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:46,788 -so... 375 00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:48,612 Wh-what do you want to do? 376 00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:53,117 -I don't know. What Do you want to do? 377 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,666 -I-I don't know. What Do you want to do? 378 00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:00,669 -I don't know. 379 00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:09,444 -♪ if you want ♪ 380 00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:11,647 ♪ something to play with ♪ 381 00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:16,706 ♪ go and find yourself a toy ♪ 382 00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:24,414 ♪ 'cause, baby, my Time is too expensive ♪ 383 00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:33,735 ♪ and I'm not a little boy ♪ 384 00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:35,003 ♪ no, oh ♪ 385 00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:37,840 -the moment stretched Out so unbearably, 386 00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:40,075 I thought we'd both explode. 387 00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:42,811 it was clear we Were both stalling. 388 00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:45,413 -♪ you are serious, girl ♪ 389 00:21:45,437 --> 00:21:48,984 -we knew what we Were here to do. 390 00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:51,353 we both wanted it. 391 00:21:51,377 --> 00:21:56,191 one of us just had To come out and say it. 392 00:21:56,215 --> 00:21:58,293 -♪ you know, life is too short ♪ 393 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,128 -do you want to Go on the swings? 394 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,363 -♪ yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 395 00:22:02,387 --> 00:22:04,166 -yeah, sure. 396 00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:06,167 -♪ you may be here today ♪ 397 00:22:06,191 --> 00:22:08,002 -and in the end, 398 00:22:08,026 --> 00:22:11,440 that's as far as winnie And I went that day. 399 00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:15,310 maybe we both felt we'd Already come too far too fast. 400 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,945 maybe we both realized 401 00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:21,049 that growing up doesn't have To be so much a straight line 402 00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:24,853 as a series of Advances and retreats. 403 00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:27,623 maybe we just Felt like swinging. 404 00:22:27,647 --> 00:22:29,324 but whatever it was, 405 00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:32,728 winnie and I made an Unspoken pact that day 406 00:22:32,752 --> 00:22:35,764 to stay kids for a Little while longer. 407 00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:40,969 -♪ tell it like it is ♪ 408 00:22:40,993 --> 00:22:43,305 ♪ don't be ashamed ♪ 409 00:22:43,329 --> 00:22:48,343 ♪ let your conscience Be your guide ♪ 410 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:52,269 ♪ but I... ♪ 29705

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