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JULIE, COME ON,
THE GIRLS ARE FINE.
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THE MOVIE STARTS IN TEN MINUTES.
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JULIE, DID I EVER TELL YOU
ABOUT MY UNCLE BRUCE
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WHO WAS A DRESS SALESMAN?
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ONE YEAR, HE GOES TO THIS BUYER.
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HE SHOWS HIM HIS MERCHANDISE
AND THE BUYER SAYS,
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"WELL, I'M NOT GONNA
BUY ANY OF YOUR DRESSES,
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BUT I WISH THERE
WAS 100 LIKE YOU."
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NEXT YEAR HE GOES
BACK SAME BUYER,
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HE LOOKS AT HIM, HE SAYS, "WELL,
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I'M NOT GONNA BUY
ANY OF YOUR DRESSES,
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BUT I WISH THERE
WAS 100 LIKE YOU."
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MY UNCLE SAYS, "HOW COME
EVERY YEAR I COME HERE,
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YOU DON'T BUY
ANYTHING AND YOU SAY
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YOU WISH THERE WAS 100 LIKE ME?"
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AND THE BUYER SAYS, "BECAUSE
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THERE'S 1,000 LIKE YOU."
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♪
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♪ WELCOME BACK ♪
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♪ YOUR DREAMS WERE
YOUR TICKET OUT ♪
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♪ WELCOME BACK ♪
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♪ TO THAT SAME OLD PLACE
THAT YOU LAUGHED ABOUT ♪
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♪ WELL THE NAMES
HAVE ALL CHANGED
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SINCE YOU HUNG AROUND ♪
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♪ BUT THOSE DREAMS HAVE REMAINED
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AND THEY'VE TURNED AROUND ♪
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♪ WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT
THEY'D LEAD YA ♪
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♪ WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT
THEY'D LEAD YA ♪
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♪ BACK HERE WHERE WE NEED YA ♪
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♪ BACK HERE WHERE WE NEED YA ♪
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♪ YEAH, WE TEASE HIM A LOT
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'CAUSE WE GOT HIM ON THE SPOT ♪
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♪ WELCOME BACK ♪
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♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME
BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪♪
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MR. WOODMAN.
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MR. WOODMAN, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
YOU LOOK A LITTLE DEPRESSED.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER,
WEATHER GOT YOU DOWN?
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IT'S NOT THE WEATHER, KOTTER.
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MY LIFE.
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DULL, DREARY, DEPRESSING.
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BELIEVE ME, KOTTER,
BEING ALIVE IS OVERRATED.
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YEAH, BUT TRY TELLING
THAT TO A DEAD PERSON.
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I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D WIND UP LIKE THIS,
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A WART ON THE FACE OF LIFE.
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COME ON, MR. WOODMAN,
YOU'RE BEING TOO HARD
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ON YOURSELF.
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I WOULDN'T CALL YOU A WART.
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MAYBE A COLD SORE.
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IT'S A SHAME, KOTTER,
I NEVER FOLLOWED
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MY TRUE CALLING.
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I WAS GONNA BE A FANCY
PARK AVENUE PODIATRIST.
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REALLY, YOU WANTED
TO BE A FOOT DOCTOR?
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I LOVED FEET, KOTTER.
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JUST COULDN'T STAND SOCKS.
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GEE, I HOPE LITTLE
JUAN DOES OKAY
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AT NEW UTRECHT.
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THESE EXCHANGE PROGRAMS, MAN.
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I MEAN, WE HAVE TO HAVE
AN EXCHANGE PROGRAM,
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WHY IT GOT TO BE
WITH NEW UTRECHT?
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WHY CAN'T IT BE
SOMEPLACE OUT OF TOWN?
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LIKE SWEDEN.
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HEY, VINNIE.
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VINNIE, IS IT...
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IS IT TRUE WHAT THEY
SAY ABOUT SWEDISH GIRLS?
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- WHAT?
- YOU KNOW!
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THAT THEY, UH...
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THAT THEY MAKE GREAT MEATBALLS?
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HEY, LITTLE BUDDY!
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SOCKS.
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STOOD BETWEEN ME AND HAPPINESS.
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OKAY, NOW OPEN
YOUR BOOKS TO PAGE 34.
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NOW WE READ THIS CHAPTER
ALREADY, BUT IT SEEMS...
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OKAY, KOTTER, YOUR
EXCHANGE STUDENTS,
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THE INFAMOUS
CARVELLI AND MURRAY,
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GREET 'EM AND WEEP.
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OH, COME ON!
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MR. KOTTER, HOW COME
WE SEND ONE PERSON OVER
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AND THEY SEND US BACK TWO?
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THAT'S 'CAUSE IT TAKES
MURRAY AND CARVELLI BOTH
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TO ADD UP TO BE
ONE WHOLE PERSON!
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YEAH, WASHINGTON?
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WELL, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
TO HAVE PART OF YOUR FACE
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SUBTRACTED?
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HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
TO HAVE YOUR NOSE
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SUBDIVIDED?
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HERE, KOTTER, I MADE UP A
LIST OF NUMBERS YOU MAY NEED.
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POLICE DEPARTMENT, SWAT TEAM.
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NATIONAL GUARD.
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IF ALL ELSE FAILS,
SUICIDE HOTLINE.
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IF YOU NEED ME, I'LL
BE IN THE CAFETERIA
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STRINGING BARBED WIRE.
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OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
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I THINK WE ALL KNOW EACH OTHER.
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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UNFORTUNATELY.
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YEAH, UNFORTUNATELY.
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ALL RIGHT, WHY DON'T
YOU GUYS TAKE A SEAT?
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OKAY.
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I'LL TAKE THIS ONE.
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HORSHACK.
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GET UP.
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YOU CAN'T HAVE MY CHAIR.
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THIS COULDN'T BE YOUR CHAIR
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BECAUSE IT DOESN'T HAVE
ANY TRAINING WHEELS.
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YOU HEAR THAT, HORSHACK?
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CARVELLI SAID IT
CAN'T BE YOUR CHAIR,
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'CAUSE IT AIN'T GOT
TRAINING WHEELS.
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HEY, MURRAY, HOW
WOULD YOU LIKE TO LAND
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IN YOUR POTTY SEAT?
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HA-HA-HA!
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THAT'S ENOUGH.
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CARVELLI, YOU SIT
DOWN RIGHT OVER THERE,
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AND MURRAY, YOU
SIT DOWN OVER HERE.
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HEY, CARVELLI.
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I HEARD THAT YOUR
HOMECOMING QUEEN
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WAS LATE FOR SCHOOL YESTERDAY
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'CAUSE SHE HAD TO BE WORMED.
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HEY, MAN.
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SHE WAS LUCKY.
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SHE WAS LUCKY, THE RUNNER-UP
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HAD TO BE PUT TO SLEEP.
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HEY, CARVELLI.
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WHY DON'T YOU SELL ME SOME
OF YOUR HOME-GROWN POTATOES?
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WHERE AM I GONNA GET
HOME-GROWN POTATOES?
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WHY DON'T YOU LOOK IN YOUR EAR?
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NOW, LOOK, CARVELLI AND
MURRAY ARE GONNA BE HERE
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FOR A WEEK.
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NOW THIS IS A CLASSROOM,
NOT A GANG WAR, ALL RIGHT?
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LET'S STRAIGHTEN OUT.
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- NO MORE INSULTS.
- MR. KOTTER.
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MR. KOTTER.
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ONE MORE.
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DID YOU HEAR ME,
CARVELLI, I SAID NO MORE.
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COME ON, A LITTLE ONE.
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SIT DOWN, CARVELLI.
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I AM SITTING.
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I SIT VERY TALL.
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JUST ANOTHER LITTLE ONE.
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HEY, KOTTER, I GOT 20
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SAYS YOU BREAK 200 BY FRIDAY.
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ALL RIGHT. NOW THESE TEST
RESULTS WERE NOT GREAT,
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BUT THEY WERE ENCOURAGING.
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MR. KOTTER.
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MR. KOTTER, THEY'RE HERE.
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THE INTERGALACTIC VISITORS.
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THEY'VE LANDED.
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THEY YORKSLITES HAVE LANDED.
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THE YORKSLITES HAVE LANDED.
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SEE, HE SAW IT TOO.
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THINK THEY MUST HAVE
LANDED ON YOUR HEAD.
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PUT MY MAN CARVELLI DOWN.
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HE'S HAVING A CLOSE
ENCOUNTER OF THE FOURTH KIND.
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HEY, GUYS, LAST NIGHT I
HAD A CLOSE ENCOUNTER.
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IT WAS WITH DOLORES.
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BUT I COULDN'T GET
PAST THE FIRST KIND.
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HE AIN'T TALKIN'
ABOUT GIRLS, FOOL.
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TALKIN' ABOUT AN ENCOUNTER
WITH ANOTHER PLANET.
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MURRAY, MURRAY, COOL IT,
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I TOLD YOU, THIS IS BETWEEN
ME AND THE YORKSLITES.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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YORKSLITES.
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THEY LANDED ON
MY ROOF LAST NIGHT.
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HAVE YOU BEEN SAMPLING
GLUE AGAIN, CARVELLI?
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HEY, WHAT THEY DO, MAN?
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THEY STOP BY TO SELL
YOU SOME GOGGLES?
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OH, YEAH, YEAH.
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I FORGOT I HAD
THESE ON, YOU SEE,
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THEY MADE ME WEAR 'EM
FOR THE TRIP LAST NIGHT.
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YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU
GO THROUGH RADIATION,
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THE ISOTOPES GET INVERTED
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AND YOU COULD
GET RETINA BURNOUT.
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DID YOU HEAR THAT?
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CARVELLI SAID THE ISOTOPE...
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MURRAY, MURRAY.
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THEY HEARD ME. THEY HEARD ME.
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
NOW BACK HERE ON EARTH,
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WE'RE ABOUT TO
DISCUSS THE TEST RESULTS
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SO SIT DOWN.
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OOH, OOH, OOH!
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I WANT TO HEAR MORE
ABOUT THESE YORKSLITES.
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YEAH.
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ARE THEY ALL THE
SAME OR DO THEY COME
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IN YOUR CHOICE OF
DECORATIVE COLORS?
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WELL, DID Y'ALL HEAR HORSHACK
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OR DIDN'T YOU?
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DO THEY COME IN
DIFFERENT COLORS?
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ALL RIGHT, CARVELLI,
YOU GOT 30 SECONDS, GO.
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ALL RIGHT, OKAY,
I'LL TRY NOT TO BE
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TOO TECHNICAL.
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OKAY, LAST NIGHT, I
WAS SITTIN' IN MY ROOM
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WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN,
SOMEBODY TURNS ON
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THIS GIANT MAGNET
AND I'M SUCKED UP
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INTO A SPACESHIP.
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NOW, COME ON, CARVELLI, NOW,
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HOW ANYBODY GONNA BELIEVE
THAT SOME GIANT MAGNET CAME
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AND SUCKED SOMEBODY
OFF INTO A SHIP?
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THAT'S THE FIRST
THING I ASKED THEM
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WHEN I GOT ON BOARD.
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IT WORKS ON THE
FILLINGS IN YOUR TEETH.
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ANYWAYS, TEN SECONDS
LATER, I'M ON THE PLANET YORKSL.
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THERE'S MORE.
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THERE'S MORE, THEY'RE
COMING BACK FOR ME.
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THEY'RE COMING BACK ON ZOYEL.
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ZOYEL?
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DID I SAY ZOYEL?
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YEAH, YOU SAID ZOYEL.
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I SAID ZOYEL.
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IT'S ALL THEIR LANGUAGE,
IT'S ALL SO NEW TO ME.
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ZOYEL, HERN, LOISCH.
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IN ENGLISH.
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THAT'S TOMORROW NIGHT.
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CARVELLI, WILL YOU SIT
DOWN BEFORE YOUR ZOYEL
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GETS CAUGHT IN YOUR HERN?
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DON'T YOU CARE?
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DON'T YOU CARE
THAT YORKSL IS DYING?
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THEY'RE IN DESPERATE
NEED OF SOMETHING
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AND EARTH IS THE ONLY
PLACE THEY CAN GET IT.
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LOOK, I'M TELLING YA, I
DON'T CARE WHAT THEY NEED,
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IF YOU DON'T SHUT
UP, I'M GONNA TAKE YA
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TO WOODMAN'S OFFICE.
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BELTS.
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THE YORKSLITES NEED BELTS.
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THAT'S IT, LET'S GO. COME ON.
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NO, NO, FOR 400 YEARS,
THEY'VE BEEN WALKING AROUND
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WITH THEIR PANTS
AROUND THEIR ANKLES.
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CARVELLI, LET'S GO, COME ON!
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LET'S GO!
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OH, I'M SORRY, ARE YOU OKAY?
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YEAH, YEAH, I LIKED IT.
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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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HEY, MURRAY.
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I HOPE CARVELLI DON'T TELL
MR. WOODMAN THAT STORY.
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HE DON'T BELIEVE IN
LIFE ON THIS PLANET.
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, QUIET.
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LET'S GO.
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QUIET, COME ON, COME ON.
237
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WE STILL GOT SOME TIME LEFT.
238
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BYE-BYE.
239
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YO, MR. KOTTER.
240
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WHAT HAPPENED WITH MR. WOODMAN?
241
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WELL, I LEFT AS SOON AS CARVELLI
242
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TOOK OUT A BANANA
AND TOLD WOODMAN
243
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IT WAS A YORKSLITE WALLET.
244
00:10:53,618 --> 00:10:54,818
A BANANA?
245
00:10:54,887 --> 00:10:56,920
THAT IS SO STUPID.
246
00:10:56,989 --> 00:11:00,257
A BANANA DON'T EVEN HAVE
A PLACE TO HOLD PICTURES.
247
00:11:02,461 --> 00:11:04,141
YOU KNOW SOMETHING, MR. KOTTER.
248
00:11:04,196 --> 00:11:05,407
WHEN MR. WOODMAN
GETS THROUGH WITH HIM,
249
00:11:05,431 --> 00:11:06,474
CARVELLI'S GONNA NEED HIMSELF
250
00:11:06,498 --> 00:11:08,631
AN EAR TRANSPLANT.
251
00:11:10,436 --> 00:11:12,602
EITHER THAT OR HE'S
GONNA HAVE TO GET HIMSELF
252
00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:17,640
A HEARING EAR DOG.
253
00:11:17,709 --> 00:11:19,109
HEY, GUYS, YOU KNOW WHAT?
254
00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:21,044
MAYBE WOODMAN WILL
GIVE HIM A BECAUSE IT'S
255
00:11:21,112 --> 00:11:25,114
BE KIND TO STUPID PEOPLE WEEK.
256
00:11:25,183 --> 00:11:26,360
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN',
257
00:11:26,384 --> 00:11:27,395
DON'T YOU HAVE A CLASS TO GO TO?
258
00:11:27,419 --> 00:11:28,752
I'M FREE THIS PERIOD.
259
00:11:28,821 --> 00:11:30,231
GO AHEAD, NEXT CLASS.
260
00:11:30,255 --> 00:11:31,588
BYE-BYE.
261
00:11:31,657 --> 00:11:34,991
HEY, DON 'T TAKE ANY
YORKSLITE NICKELS.
262
00:11:38,430 --> 00:11:39,896
YORKSLITE.
263
00:11:39,965 --> 00:11:41,398
ZOYEL.
264
00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:43,633
HERN.
265
00:11:43,702 --> 00:11:47,037
PODIATRIST.
266
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CARVELLI.
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AH, MR. WOODMAN.
268
00:12:00,719 --> 00:12:02,230
DID YOU STRAIGHTEN OUT CARVELLI?
269
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IT'S AMAZING, KOTTER.
270
00:12:03,689 --> 00:12:05,522
TRULY AMAZING.
271
00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:06,856
WASN'T THAT THE WILDEST STORY
272
00:12:06,925 --> 00:12:07,791
YOU'VE EVER HEARD IN YOUR LIFE?
273
00:12:07,859 --> 00:12:08,859
YEAH.
274
00:12:08,927 --> 00:12:10,272
THE ONLY THING I
CAN'T FIGURE OUT
275
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IS WHY THE YORKSLITES
PICKED CARVELLI.
276
00:12:13,365 --> 00:12:16,533
WELL, THAT'S BECAU...
277
00:12:16,602 --> 00:12:17,946
ANYWAY, I'M GLAD
YOU SENT HIM TO ME.
278
00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:19,247
OTHERWISE, I WOULDN'T
HAVE KNOWN ABOUT
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TOMORROW NIGHT'S LANDING.
280
00:12:23,509 --> 00:12:24,752
MR. WOODMAN, YOU
GOT TO BE KIDDING ME,
281
00:12:24,776 --> 00:12:26,187
YOU CAN'T BELIEVE
CARVELLI'S STORY.
282
00:12:26,211 --> 00:12:27,344
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
283
00:12:27,412 --> 00:12:29,346
RIDICULOUS, YOU SAY. HA-HA!
284
00:12:29,414 --> 00:12:31,848
EARTHLINGS ARE SO NAIVE.
285
00:12:31,916 --> 00:12:35,252
I BELIEVED IN UFOS
FOR YEARS, KOTTER.
286
00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:36,598
I MEAN, HOW ELSE CAN
YOU ACCOUNT FOR THOSE
287
00:12:36,622 --> 00:12:37,920
UNEXPLAINED PHENOMENA?
288
00:12:37,989 --> 00:12:39,623
THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE?
289
00:12:39,691 --> 00:12:43,493
THE SEX PISTOLS.
290
00:12:43,562 --> 00:12:46,964
CHUCK BARRIS.
291
00:12:47,032 --> 00:12:48,698
YOU BELIEVE IN UFOS?
292
00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:53,503
YOU, A MAN WHO THOUGHT
ELECTRICITY WAS A FAD?
293
00:12:53,572 --> 00:12:55,739
GO AHEAD, KOTTER, MAKE JOKES.
294
00:12:55,807 --> 00:12:57,273
LOOK AT THIS.
295
00:12:57,342 --> 00:12:58,820
I CLIPPED THIS OUT
OF THE MIDNIGHT STAR
296
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TWO YEARS AGO.
297
00:13:00,245 --> 00:13:01,455
THAT'S THE ONLY PAPER
LEFT IN THE COUNTRY
298
00:13:01,479 --> 00:13:04,614
YOU CAN BELIEVE.
299
00:13:04,683 --> 00:13:06,683
"LOUISIANA COUPLE
SUCKED INTO SPACESHIP
300
00:13:06,752 --> 00:13:10,453
BY FILLINGS IN TEETH."
301
00:13:10,522 --> 00:13:12,855
SEE? MATCHES CARVELLI'S STORY.
302
00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:14,557
THEY'RE BACK.
303
00:13:14,626 --> 00:13:16,859
I WANT TO THANK YOU AGAIN.
304
00:13:16,929 --> 00:13:19,162
YOU SENT ME CARVELLI.
305
00:13:19,231 --> 00:13:21,398
YOU GAVE ME HOPE.
306
00:13:21,466 --> 00:13:23,499
TO CARRY ON.
307
00:13:23,568 --> 00:13:26,769
♪ YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE ♪
308
00:13:26,838 --> 00:13:28,305
♪ YOU GIVE ME HOPE ♪
309
00:13:28,373 --> 00:13:29,973
♪ CARRY ON ♪
310
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I DON'T KNOW.
311
00:13:46,358 --> 00:13:47,624
HEY, MR. KOTTER.
312
00:13:47,693 --> 00:13:49,793
MAN, YOU GOTS TO DO SOMETHING.
313
00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:51,039
I MEAN, CARVELLI'S
MAKING THE WHOLE SCHOOL
314
00:13:51,063 --> 00:13:52,428
LOOK STUPID!
315
00:13:52,497 --> 00:13:56,133
YEAH, AND I'M TIRED
OF LOOKING LIKE A FOOL.
316
00:13:56,201 --> 00:13:58,968
I CAN GET THAT AT HOME.
317
00:13:59,037 --> 00:14:00,715
YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN'T
BELIEVE IS THAT WOODMAN
318
00:14:00,739 --> 00:14:02,484
IS SWALLOWING THIS WHOLE THING.
319
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,318
OH, YEAH? YOU KNOW WHAT'S
EVEN WORSE THAN THAT?
320
00:14:04,342 --> 00:14:05,754
KNOW WHAT'S EVEN
WORSE THAN THAT?
321
00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:07,321
HE'S LETTIN' CARVELLI
USE THE SCHOOLYARD
322
00:14:07,345 --> 00:14:10,413
FOR THE LANDIN'!
323
00:14:10,482 --> 00:14:14,050
AND THAT'S CRAZY.
324
00:14:14,119 --> 00:14:18,321
THE SCHOOLYARD
IS A TOWAWAY ZONE.
325
00:14:22,227 --> 00:14:23,293
MR. WOODMAN.
326
00:14:23,361 --> 00:14:25,306
CAN'T STAY LONG, KOTTER,
I GOT A FLIGHT TO CATCH,
327
00:14:25,330 --> 00:14:29,900
I'M OFF TO YORKSL.
328
00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:31,301
UH...
329
00:14:31,369 --> 00:14:33,381
YOU THINK SIX TOWELS
WILL BE ENOUGH, JULIE?
330
00:14:33,405 --> 00:14:35,305
WHY BRING THEM, MR. WOODMAN?
331
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:39,743
STEAL THEM FROM
THE YORKSL HILTON.
332
00:14:39,811 --> 00:14:41,356
MR. WOODMAN, YOU SHOW
UP THERE TOMORROW NIGHT,
333
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:42,724
THEY WON'T TALE YOU TO YORKSL,
334
00:14:42,748 --> 00:14:45,282
THEY'LL TAKE YOU
TO THE STATE HOME.
335
00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:49,619
IT'S OKAY, HE'S ALREADY PACKED.
336
00:14:49,688 --> 00:14:51,187
MR. WOODMAN, OKAY, OKAY.
337
00:14:51,256 --> 00:14:53,557
WHAT IF THIS THING
IS TRUE, ALL RIGHT?
338
00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:56,493
I SAW THIS MOVIE ONCE WHERE
IT WAS ABOUT THIS PLANET
339
00:14:56,562 --> 00:15:00,163
THAT WAS RUN BY A BUNCH
OF UGLY MONSTERS, OKAY?
340
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,009
AND THEY HAD THIS
EARTHLING ON IT LIKE SOMEONE
341
00:15:02,033 --> 00:15:08,104
LIKE YOURSELF,
AND... THEY ATE HIM.
342
00:15:12,510 --> 00:15:15,378
COURSE, YOU'D
PROBABLY MAKE 'EM SICK.
343
00:15:19,651 --> 00:15:21,785
YEAH, THINK ABOUT
IT, MR. WOODMAN.
344
00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:26,189
YOU COULD END UP
ON A YORKSLITE MENU.
345
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:29,859
FILET OF OLD.
346
00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:32,162
ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
COME ON, COME ON.
347
00:15:32,231 --> 00:15:33,274
JULIE AND I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK
348
00:15:33,298 --> 00:15:36,966
TO MR. WOODMAN.
349
00:15:37,035 --> 00:15:39,236
WELL, MR. WOODMAN,
GOOD LUCK, YOU KNOW.
350
00:15:39,304 --> 00:15:41,304
JUST REMEMBER,
EARTH MAY BE LOSING
351
00:15:41,373 --> 00:15:43,540
A VICE PRINCIPAL, BUT YORKSL
352
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:48,378
IS GAININ' A MIDGET.
353
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:49,447
SEE YOU LATER.
354
00:15:49,481 --> 00:15:52,014
BYE.
355
00:15:52,083 --> 00:15:54,717
OKAY, MR. WOODMAN,
NOW THE GUYS ARE GONE.
356
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,754
YOU DON'T REALLY BELIEVE
ALL THIS STUFF, DO YOU?
357
00:15:57,823 --> 00:15:59,289
WHY NOT?
358
00:15:59,357 --> 00:16:02,192
I HAVE NOTHING TO
LOSE, OTHER THAN MORE
359
00:16:02,260 --> 00:16:06,029
MISERABLE YEARS
TEACHING SAVAGES.
360
00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:07,164
AND WHO KNOWS?
361
00:16:07,232 --> 00:16:10,400
ON YORKSL, I MIGHT EVEN BE TALL.
362
00:16:12,637 --> 00:16:14,171
MR. WOODMAN.
363
00:16:14,239 --> 00:16:16,873
LOOK WHOSE WORD YOU'RE
TAKING FOR THIS, CARVELLI'S.
364
00:16:16,942 --> 00:16:19,042
LOOK, THE YORKSLITES TRUST HIM.
365
00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:20,277
I TRUST HIM TOO, KOTTER.
366
00:16:20,345 --> 00:16:22,779
OH, JULIE, I WANT
YOU TO HAVE THESE.
367
00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:24,781
THE KEYS TO MY CAR.
368
00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:26,182
MR. WOODMAN, I CANNOT TAKE...
369
00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:27,495
IT STICKS A LITTLE
IN THIRD GEAR,
370
00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:30,987
BUT JUST HIT THE CLOCK.
371
00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:32,522
WELL.
372
00:16:32,591 --> 00:16:35,058
I GUESS THAT'S ABOUT IT.
373
00:16:35,126 --> 00:16:37,627
I KNOW YOU THINK I'M
CRAZY, BUT CARVELLI TOLD ME
374
00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:41,130
HOW MUCH THEY PAY
VICE PRINCIPALS UP THERE.
375
00:16:41,199 --> 00:16:43,399
WHILE YOU'RE SLAVING
AWAY FOR PEANUTS,
376
00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:47,604
I WILL BE GETTING
5,000 GRETNAS A WEEK!
377
00:16:52,076 --> 00:16:54,744
I THINK HE'S FINALLY LOST IT.
378
00:16:54,813 --> 00:16:56,379
I DON'T KNOW, JULIE.
379
00:16:56,448 --> 00:16:59,749
5,000 GRETNAS.
380
00:16:59,818 --> 00:17:02,185
THAT'S A LOT OF SHMOYLETTEN.
381
00:17:18,036 --> 00:17:20,403
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, COUNTDOWN
STARTS IN FIVE MINUTES.
382
00:17:20,472 --> 00:17:23,974
DON'T FORGET TO
GET YOUR SOUVENIRS.
383
00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:26,909
THE MORE YOU BUY, THE
MORE THE YORKSLITES
384
00:17:26,978 --> 00:17:30,113
ARE GONNA LIKE YOU, BALLOONS.
385
00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:32,015
BUMPER STICKERS.
386
00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:34,017
YOU'LL GET YOUR CORKSIL
387
00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:37,020
WHEN YOU SEE YORKSL,
DON'T MOAN OR GROAN
388
00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:40,657
'CAUSE WE AIN'T ALONE.
389
00:17:40,725 --> 00:17:42,003
ALL RIGHT, NOW
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
390
00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:44,627
COULD I HAVE YOUR
ATTENTION, PLEASE?
391
00:17:44,696 --> 00:17:48,231
THE NATIONAL AERONAUTICS
AND SPACE ADMINISTRATION
392
00:17:48,299 --> 00:17:51,434
IN COOPERATION WITH
CARVELLI ENTERPRISES,
393
00:17:51,503 --> 00:17:56,506
IS PLEASED TO PRESENT
AN EVENING WITH YORKSL.
394
00:17:58,376 --> 00:18:02,012
BUT FIRST, I'D LIKE
TO, UH, TO INTRODUCE
395
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,625
THE BRAVE MAN WHO'S
GONNA BE MAKING
396
00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:05,081
THE RETURN TRIP,
397
00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:07,150
THE VICE PRINCIPAL OF BUCHANAN,
398
00:18:07,218 --> 00:18:10,453
AND FORMER SAFETY
OFFICER ON THE HINDENBURG,
399
00:18:10,522 --> 00:18:12,889
HERE'S WOODMAN!
400
00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:21,197
READY FOR BLAST-OFF, CARVELLI.
401
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:22,977
YEAH, I CAN SEE
THAT, MR. WOODMAN.
402
00:18:23,001 --> 00:18:24,779
I GOT A QUESTION
FOR YOU, THOUGH.
403
00:18:24,803 --> 00:18:26,937
WHAT'S IN THE BAG?
404
00:18:27,005 --> 00:18:30,940
LINGUINI AND WHITE CLAM
SAUCE, GARLIC BREAD,
405
00:18:31,009 --> 00:18:32,753
AND A CARAFE OF
CHABLIS, I DIDN'T KNOW
406
00:18:32,777 --> 00:18:35,011
WHETHER THEY SERVED
DINNERS ON THE FLIGHT.
407
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,546
GOT NO SILVERWARE?
408
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:38,048
DON'T NEED ANY.
409
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:41,817
IN SPACE, THE FOOD JUST
FLOATS INTO YOUR MOUTH.
410
00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:44,020
OH YEAH, HEY, MURRAY.
411
00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:45,934
IT'S ABOUT THAT TIME,
WHY DON'T YOU, UH,
412
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,991
START THE COUNTDOWN?
413
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,392
ONE.
414
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:52,528
TWO, THREE... MURRAY,
MURRAY, MURRAY.
415
00:18:52,597 --> 00:18:55,499
YOU'RE COUNTING THE
WRONG WAY, MURRAY.
416
00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:58,868
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE
NOT COMING WITH ME.
417
00:18:58,937 --> 00:19:00,603
ALL RIGHT, COME ON NOW, HERE.
418
00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:08,478
FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE...
419
00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:10,587
WELL, THAT CONCLUDES
THE LANDING PORTION
420
00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:13,116
OF THIS EVENING'S SHOW,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH
421
00:19:13,184 --> 00:19:15,318
FOR YOUR SUPPORT, AND
THERE WILL ALWAYS BE
422
00:19:15,387 --> 00:19:18,221
A YORKSLITE ON YOUR PORCH LIGHT.
423
00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:24,037
YOU KNOW, IT LOOKS
LIKE TO ME, CARVELLI,
424
00:19:24,061 --> 00:19:26,028
THAT YOU RIPPIN'
THESE PEOPLE OFF.
425
00:19:26,097 --> 00:19:27,642
AW, WHAT'S THE
MATTER, YOU GUYS UPSET
426
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,699
'CAUSE I MADE YOUR WHOLE
SCHOOL LOOK FOOLISH?
427
00:19:29,768 --> 00:19:30,978
YOU AIN'T GETTIN'
AWAY WITH IT, CARVELLI.
428
00:19:31,002 --> 00:19:32,635
- THAT'S RIGHT.
- YEAH?
429
00:19:32,704 --> 00:19:34,282
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
LOOK. CALM DOWN.
430
00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:35,749
VIOLENCE NEVER SOLVED ANYTHING.
431
00:19:35,773 --> 00:19:39,308
WE DON'T WANT TO SOLVE
ANYTHING, MR. KOTTER.
432
00:19:39,377 --> 00:19:43,980
WE JUST WANT TO
HURT HIM. STOP ME.
433
00:19:44,048 --> 00:19:45,081
TAKE IT EASY.
434
00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:47,317
EVERYTHING'S GONNA
BE ALL RIGHT. SO...
435
00:20:05,103 --> 00:20:06,469
THEY'RE HERE.
436
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:09,739
THEY MUST'VE BEEN
HELD UP IN TRAFFIC.
437
00:20:09,807 --> 00:20:15,678
♪
438
00:20:33,665 --> 00:20:35,098
CARVELLI.
439
00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:38,434
IT IS TIME TO DEPART.
440
00:20:38,503 --> 00:20:40,270
HUH?
441
00:20:45,710 --> 00:20:48,878
YORKSL AWAITS YOU, CARVELLI.
442
00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:52,615
ARE... ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
443
00:20:52,684 --> 00:20:54,149
YOU MUST BE PUNISHED.
444
00:20:54,218 --> 00:20:57,187
PUNISHED? HEY, LOOK,
IT WAS JUST A JOKE.
445
00:20:57,255 --> 00:21:01,023
THERE IS NO HUMOR ON YORKSL.
446
00:21:01,092 --> 00:21:02,759
ONLY TORTURE.
447
00:21:02,827 --> 00:21:04,827
AND DANCING.
448
00:21:08,699 --> 00:21:12,035
LOOK, LOOK, I DIDN'T HURT
ANYBODY AND I THOUGHT...
449
00:21:12,103 --> 00:21:13,983
LOOK, HEY, LOOK,
YOU WANT THE MONEY?
450
00:21:14,039 --> 00:21:15,649
HERE, TAKE THE MONEY,
WHATEVER YOU NEED, LOOK.
451
00:21:15,673 --> 00:21:18,574
JUST DON'T DO NOTHING
TO ME, ALL RIGHT?
452
00:21:18,643 --> 00:21:22,312
ALL RIGHT.
453
00:21:22,380 --> 00:21:24,147
HA-HA-HA!
454
00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:29,052
HEY, CARVELLI. HEY,
CARVELLI, WHAT HAPPENED?
455
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,888
SHE OUTSCAMMED YOUR SCHEME.
456
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:33,556
HEY, CARVELLI.
457
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:36,926
MAY THE FORCE BE UP YOUR NOSE!
458
00:21:38,664 --> 00:21:41,297
CARVELLI, CARVELLI WAS
GOIN', "OH, IT WAS ONLY A JOKE
459
00:21:41,366 --> 00:21:43,399
BELIEVE ME."
460
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:45,146
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
COME ON, THAT'S ENOUGH.
461
00:21:45,170 --> 00:21:46,636
WHO IS THIS CHICK?
462
00:21:46,704 --> 00:21:49,205
OH, THIS IS MY WIFE, JULIE.
463
00:21:49,274 --> 00:21:51,541
THAT'S WHERE
YOU'RE WRONG, HONEY.
464
00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:54,444
I AM FROM YORKSL
465
00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:58,514
AND IT IS TIME FOR ME TO DEPART.
466
00:21:58,583 --> 00:22:01,484
TAKE ME WITH YOU.
467
00:22:01,552 --> 00:22:04,386
PLEASE?
468
00:22:04,455 --> 00:22:05,455
OH.
469
00:22:05,523 --> 00:22:06,823
ALL RIGHT.
470
00:22:06,891 --> 00:22:09,491
YOU LOOK LIKE A NICE
ENOUGH LITTLE FELLER.
471
00:22:10,628 --> 00:22:13,662
♪
472
00:22:13,732 --> 00:22:14,909
WOW, LOOK, CHECK IT OUT.
473
00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:15,998
THEY'RE TALKING OFF.
474
00:22:16,067 --> 00:22:17,344
YEAH, WITHOUT A SPACESHIP,
475
00:22:17,368 --> 00:22:20,269
HOW DID THEY DO THAT?
476
00:22:20,338 --> 00:22:22,038
MY WIFE.
477
00:22:22,107 --> 00:22:24,907
THE YORKSLITE.
478
00:22:24,976 --> 00:22:30,846
♪
479
00:22:35,052 --> 00:22:36,519
KOTTER?
480
00:22:40,858 --> 00:22:42,425
OH, MR. WOODMAN.
481
00:22:42,494 --> 00:22:44,693
I'M SORRY.
482
00:22:44,762 --> 00:22:46,329
I WAS DAYDREAMING.
483
00:22:46,398 --> 00:22:50,467
WELL, NOT ON
COMPANY TIME, KOTTER.
484
00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:52,246
I THOUGHT YOU BELIEVED
CARVELLI'S STORY
485
00:22:52,270 --> 00:22:55,971
AND YOU AND JULIE WENT
TO YORKSLITE WITH HIM.
486
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:59,409
WELL, I DON'T BLAME
JULIE FOR WANTING TO GO.
487
00:22:59,477 --> 00:23:02,545
YOU NEVER TAKE HER ANYWHERE.
488
00:23:02,613 --> 00:23:04,313
YOU GET IT, KOTTER?
489
00:23:04,382 --> 00:23:05,548
OH, KOTTER.
490
00:23:05,617 --> 00:23:06,782
BY THE WAY.
491
00:23:06,851 --> 00:23:09,918
THE NEXT TIME YOU DREAM,
DREAM OF A RAISE IN PAY.
492
00:23:09,987 --> 00:23:12,355
IT'S THE ONLY TIME
YOU'RE GONNA GET ONE!
493
00:23:26,304 --> 00:23:27,582
HEY, FREDDIE, HOW YOU DOING?
494
00:23:27,606 --> 00:23:29,116
HEY, WHAT'S
HAPPENING, MR. KOTTER?
495
00:23:29,140 --> 00:23:30,417
COME ON, YOU COMING IN?
496
00:23:30,441 --> 00:23:32,085
NO, I'M GONNA CATCH UP WITH
YOU IN A MINUTE, ALL RIGHT?
497
00:23:32,109 --> 00:23:33,787
WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE, MR. KOTTER,
498
00:23:33,811 --> 00:23:34,877
HOLD UP, HOLD UP,
499
00:23:34,945 --> 00:23:39,048
HEY, DID I EVER TELL YOU
ABOUT MY AUNT MABEL?
500
00:23:39,117 --> 00:23:41,984
- NO, YOU NEVER DID.
- I NEVER... OOH.
501
00:23:42,053 --> 00:23:43,430
THAT'S THE UGLIEST
WOMAN IN THE WORLD
502
00:23:43,454 --> 00:23:45,988
THAT I EVER SAW!
503
00:23:46,057 --> 00:23:47,257
HOW UGLY IS SHE?
504
00:23:47,325 --> 00:23:48,602
MAN, SHE'S SO UGLY THAT MY UNCLE
505
00:23:48,626 --> 00:23:50,693
BOUGHT HER A RUBBER PILLOW.
506
00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:52,539
WHY'D HE BUY HER
A RUBBER PILLOW?
507
00:23:52,563 --> 00:23:55,264
'CAUSE HE WANTED TO SEE IF
SHE COULD ERASE HER FACE.
508
00:23:55,333 --> 00:23:57,666
HA-HA-HA!
509
00:24:00,905 --> 00:24:08,905
BOUGHT HER A RUBBER PILLOW... ♪
510
00:24:12,884 --> 00:24:15,518
♪ WELCOME BACK ♪
511
00:24:15,586 --> 00:24:19,289
♪ YOUR DREAMS WERE
YOUR TICKET OUT ♪
512
00:24:19,357 --> 00:24:21,524
♪ WELCOME BACK ♪
513
00:24:21,593 --> 00:24:26,328
♪ TO THAT SAME OLD PLACE
THAT YOU LAUGHED ABOUT ♪
514
00:24:26,397 --> 00:24:28,531
♪ WELL THE NAMES
HAVE ALL CHANGED
515
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,667
SINCE YOU HUNG AROUND ♪
516
00:24:30,735 --> 00:24:32,835
♪ BUT THOSE DREAMS HAVE REMAINED
517
00:24:32,904 --> 00:24:35,104
AND THEY'VE TURNED AROUND ♪
518
00:24:35,172 --> 00:24:37,340
♪ WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT
THEY'D LEAD YOU ♪
519
00:24:37,408 --> 00:24:39,220
♪ WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT
THEY'D LEAD YOU ♪
520
00:24:39,244 --> 00:24:41,244
♪ BACK HERE WHERE WE NEED YA ♪
521
00:24:41,312 --> 00:24:43,412
♪ BACK HERE WHERE WE NEED YA ♪
522
00:24:43,481 --> 00:24:45,448
♪ YEAH WE TEASE HIM A LOT
523
00:24:45,516 --> 00:24:47,717
'CAUSE WE GOT HIM ON THE SPOT ♪
524
00:24:47,785 --> 00:24:49,918
♪ WELCOME BACK ♪
525
00:24:49,987 --> 00:24:54,223
♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME
BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪
526
00:24:54,292 --> 00:24:56,392
♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪
527
00:24:56,461 --> 00:24:59,194
♪ WELCOME BACK ♪
528
00:24:59,263 --> 00:25:02,998
♪ WE ALWAYS COULD
SPOT A FRIEND ♪
529
00:25:03,067 --> 00:25:05,200
♪ WELCOME BACK ♪
530
00:25:05,269 --> 00:25:07,069
♪ AND I SMILE WHEN I THINK... ♪♪
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